HIE , OREGON DAILY JOURNAL, PORTLAND, 'TUESDAY EVENING, FEBRUARY 11, 1913.
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Three matt-Hals are euci-csfully com.
i Lined . in the evenlnff ffown of the
rti irli; railcrry chiffon, shndov.' luce,
ii ml ivory channelise.' The skirt Is lonjr
unci cut with a train, but need not nec
f.sniily extend all (he way up ,to tlio
1.. U under the tuneJCIiln llK !i"vfton
used for the upper Jialf of, skirls with
ovi'r-drierlewl .Over the nklrt I bung
a ilcep flouncing of shadow lace, draped
i.p a rlfh shorter fin front. Tlio tor.
inge"i entirely of jace cut wltjh whort
,'Mmono eleevea andhas the UewllctaRe
and sleeve ends outlined with tiny dew
drop rhlnestoncs. - Then, there Is the
Himrt" tunic of raspberry chiffon. The
blouse Is cut with ivery deep armlioleo
and' the material drapes away over the
bust and under the sieevs iranrmv
point where It i gathered and tacked. Jn
i,i . on 41ia ehoulders, A fold of the
hi f ton holds In the dranlnsr pf the- cen
trr fr.int ot tlu. tunic blouse and skirt
To allow of more sracefut ilrapinK the
iiiffvui Ik cut cross ways of jtlic eooim,
In hak, ,lhe tunic kirt jrounda down
loncrr and, U not, .draped! up under
fid of the chiffon aa In front. .
A corsage bouquet. oriHVer;.fraue
ioe arranged at one 11 of the waist
"-jtUTa-.tho1 Jat hot lot ' charm to th
; "You' look jandofpale, around the
gills." remarked the' hotel keeper.
"Yes. and I JTeel as though the bottom
md dropped out of something" replied
the retired merchant, v; "I've been feel'
Jnff like the ruins of Pompeii lately, and
t;o I went around to "see Dr. Wither
Kpooiu and he says I'm in bud' shape,
that my daya are numbered. lledouhta
whether I'll last a year.'V ; ; u "'.
"If that's all you've pot to worry
you, cheer up. , Why, doggone it, Jf you
so around to some other doctor" he'll
ill you that you'll be here f.0 make a
few timely; - remarks -when Oaoriei
omes. Boetorg are. good people, and
their science is valuable to us oH,, but
when it comes to gueasinjr they are the
worst hands In the world. They couldn't
win a ohromo In a missing' letter con
, tost, to say nothing of guessing how
1 long a man is going to hang on. Year?
and years ago . an eminent i sawbones
told me I had the: poorest excuse for
lieart he ever saw, and that I couldn't
possibly ' survive t or more than six
months, ", yet you see me. here losing
money in the - hotel business. Just . as
though .nothing .had happened. --
"I haven't a bit of tise for expert
opinions.,. Consider the weather bureau.
The oflclals of. that bureau ought to
bo able to tell .lost what the weather
is going to be for at "least 24 hours
ahead. They have all possible facilities.
They have, representatives all over the
country, from Medicine Hat to Dry Tor
tugas, and they'get dispatches all day i
long telling just what sort of didoes the
elements are cutting up. They liave maps
a nd globes and brass implements 1 and
' speedometers. to tell. how fast the wind'
is going; and everything, a "weather ex
pert could ask f or, Yet they fall down
as often as they hit the mark. ; .
'f you want "to know Justrwhat the
weather.' going to be like tomorrow or
the da? after, the beat 'thing .you ;can do
is to consult some ; old farmer VWho
keepH tab on his" livestock. If he sees
the pigs cavorting atound with straw in
their mouths he knows that bad weather
is coming, and he carries a lot of stove
wood Into the house. If his whiskers
give out electric sparks when be combs
them he prepares for a thunderstorm.
The roosters and the mules and all the
furm animals give him pointers) and he
iardly evur misses a guess. . j ;r.-..,...
"See how the alienists get balled tip
when they appear in court" to -decide
whether a ma a is locoed or not. Now.
tlie ordinary plug taxpayer doesn't know
Anything about the fine points of insan
ity and doesn;t want to know aijythlng
about them, ; but he can spot a crazy
man as far off as he can Bee one,. I
nver was graduated us a professor of
- lunacy, but no dippy delegate could fool
me for five minutes, But if a roan is on
trial for murder -and his lawyers want
to save his neck by showing that he was
insane, the distinguished .alienists are
called in. and the way they contradict
oach other Is a scandal.
"One alienist of worldwide, rcputa'f
tlon says that the prisoner at the bar Is
batty, and another alienist, equally emi
nent, says--lie's an intellectual giant
" sind the argument goes, on until every
body in the' courtroom' is delirious, and
- the' judge steps down from the bench
' and W .Jps the prosecutlng'attorney, and
" the jurors commit suicide by leaping
from a fourth story window. These
alienists are good, honest meh. and are
perfectly sincere in their opinions but
they know too-' doggone much . science
and have not enough horse sense. They
- look so long at a pin point they can't
.- ea a ?ile driver. -..w..
- "It's thevsame.way with the expert
nrt critics. They are so saturated with
technicalities that they can't see any
thing else, and would rather stand gaz
ing at some mouldy oiu canvas- than
atcliJ66.ne.mcrlcancltbeH painUng
a house. ,- .
"If you haven't anything more serious
on your mind than an export opinion as
to how long you're going to live, you'd
better smile and sing, fori it may be.
come necessary to shoot you to keep you
from living f orever." - 'j-
; Cooking over 'a furnace fire has been
made powslhle by the invention of a
food holding attachment for the Inside
cf furnace doors, , .
- h .u-m. I I III llllll TlilMiii
pnn'tgo thronfh life snffering from cv
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1 iirri-H, eintn ih nan)- pmimje. toofhf tii
v UiumI urfaw and hmli tba raw niuwiL
Mnkos ntirl brMtbitiS uy.' it )t fromaoy V'
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DAY SERVICE IN CHURCH
U Lincoln entertainment to Commem
orate the birthday of the martyred pres
ident will be given at the White Tempi a
Baptist church tomorrow; evening,, bi'
ginning at 8 o'clock. The affair will ba
neid under the auspices of the Woman's
Missionary society and an invitation is
extended to th general public. - During
the evening Dr. W, B. Hlnson will give
an address on Lincoln. i
Basing their' calculations on radio
active phenomena, two English scient
ists assert that the-earth is at least
711,000,000 years old., -
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Other Features, Orphcum
Magnet's.' '
-IllalTt laws vaudeville of the tuneful
sort. IntersperstMl with a little of the
"mysterious," in the "flying pluno" act
is offered in the new mp wnicu open
yesterday at the oipnein ror a wei-u
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. - Tho "flvln'ir nlano," put on by Volant
and- Lily, Lcltoy, la a doj ided noveltyi
A white Piano, with Miss LeRoy stand
ing on top of 'It, singing sweetly, and
with Volunt sitting at , the keyboard
plavlnt; as if for dear., life;', descends
si owl v from the heights of I'nowhere
and then swings and careens, wildly
about tho staae The piano twirls and
tviiNti and goes through, all sorts of
evolutions for several minutes. VoUn
plays a sweet nnd difficult melody. wltn
onj hand. Miss Lclloy sings some more.
And then when it's all over the audience
sees the Piano at rest against a PatK-
grounj of black. That's apparently all
there is to It. Tho "flying piano" wus
welt 'received ,iut the opening' allows
yesterday. vr- '. '' "' -! .vi.;-'.
Diamond and Brennan in "nifty .non
sense' proved a reoi rnieriHiuniK un
Tliev sing and dunce and put
over tho chatter thai gets ino raugns
Kd wards. Ryan and Tierney, two sing.
ers und a pianist, likewise lfave an acl
with a punch. Tho boys elmf and play
anmn nnw Stuff, together WiJh Some Of
the old. Thoy aro One or tne tieiignte
of the bill. v V H i
Harry Sleight, Ethel Cunningham anJ
Bosubelln Lohilo, Offer tne eketcli or
tho ' program, entitled, , .''Between
Trains." The Playlet - is Bimpie nut
entertaining and teaches a little lesson
as "lt-jtoes. j.;'--l' .'' :' 'i, '-: 'V''!' .::
James McCormKck and-E.leanor Irving
in "tUlrtology" Bing eweei rmeioaies,
and are well received Inflielr cle an and
caicny nuinum. .s' -
The Dorianos oner a trampoiui com
edy," which gives opportunity tor eome
amusing by-play and some, high-class
somersaulting. : . ' 'J ,
The 1'Jve Juggling, wowatis, : ciuo
swingers and , Juggrers exiraoramary.
hold a closing place on tne mil ana
make a rapid-fire ana spectacular rin-
ish.. -"'" . 'V"--"--
Animated news events ana tne orches
tra nutnthe finishing touches on a well-'
balanced and uniformly good vaudeville
urogram. The bill runs ror tne week
with dally matinees.
Personal Mention
R. Wlnkleman, a prominent foundry
man of.Taeoma. is at the Oregon.
J. M. Dougan, a Tacoma contractor,
is a iguest at the Oregon.
L. "K pi. Pierce; a tailor of Salem,
Is registered at the Oregon.
C. F. Godwin, a rancher of Baker,' s
stopping at the Cornelius.
William Raymond,, a merchant of Un
derwood, is at the Cornelius.
. E. JG. McCoy, a farmer of Leaven
worth, Wash., is registered at the Cor
nelius.' WUllani Hanley,' wife and "daughter.
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A Picture of
By Charles E. Short
. ' Read - before the Indiana (Society of Portland, ' ' ' . " "
. There's a picture In my memory that seems like a dream' '
Of the plaeu where tho Almighty first created man; -' .
Tin of a woodluud. a meudoe,.i ciuit, crystal stream - ,..
Hack In old istarke county, where my thlhlliood days began.
There's a barefoot boy, with freckloH, a eomely JHtle Iuhs,
A gun, and old dn Towser.. a laniitrack flHliing-pole; - ,
:'A lake, a creek, n bayou, full of t-atfish, pike and hass . . '
And the, long, dusty lane to; the old awrimining-hvlel .
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' Oh, the old rwinuntng-hole! That most delightful spot. ;., -i
.AVlierc we'd skate lit winter, ind ?wlm when the days werq hot;
Where tho poet, Whltcotnb Riley, bullied !n tho days of yoro,
, Before the railroad bridge destroyed it, and thn old sveumore "
i Ktlll leaned out over tho watt)r-oli ! tho thoughts Us memory brings -
Jf eattulls, huilruHhex, illlen,i and the 'snake-feeder's gmmy wings!
J can hear the gurgling water tliat through the drift did roil, .
. And It thrills me Just to think of tho old swimmlng-holc! .
And the forest just-Jieyotv
nd U,
To mak thn Minall boy wltih that
Tho hickory nuts, the walnuts, the butter nuts and haws, n
Vlld grapes, plums, crnbappies. niulberrlss and paw-pnws- ,
Th birds' nests in the trees that I watched frnm tho shade; . .. s
The movement in . the holes ftiuit. the woodpeckers made ,
: How I'd lie In the gras end fort1ielv net rets sltfh!,
4 It'a no wonder a tniall boy ilwu wants to fly!
The squirrels with their bilHhy tails, scampering down the path; t
The labbits, dodging hero and there, to cwape old Towser's wrallu
The blue-rucer's "Cis-s-s," in he Hcoots through the graMs; ' . .
' The black-snake that would He there and not let mo pass,
The woodchnck barking at fme from the nearby log,- .
The fCnw-oaw" of the. crow, tho ,."Ker-'chug' of the frog
They all come back to nuvifoid agala I'm a boy.
- And the memory of them fills my heart with Joy.-" ( '
That evening call. I hear it! still.' "Whp-poor-VVIll,'V'hIp-poor-'V'llI.,
" And In the morning's fliwduwn of light. "Bob-White. Hob-Whlte":
The "Tee-e-u" of the .nigh (hawk, as it dropped from the bky,
The hum of the bumblo-bee and blue-bottio fly; , ',
The "Whlr-r-r" of the woodcock, as it whizzed through the brush, ,
. Tlio song of the oriole,- robin, catbird and thrush . . !
'This Is the picture that comes to my slglit,' ' i, .. ..
".And these are the soundsjthat are with me tonight! -
Ati1 uir.iin rtinKA tliA l-abbiltt anil
But tho girls have all grown up, and. are married, so I'm told,,:
And may not care to phy with- me, as in the days of old.
Th forest may haye disappeared, with cornfields in Its- place,
'And other things may have changed, a well as. my fnce; .
Ho I-guess I'll renaln here, and not harrow my souls
'With the scene Riley tells of in t ha "Old wlminln'-ilule?"
J. Donegan, and P. Potter, are '"em
bers of a party registered from Burns,
wuo are at tne imperial. . v. ; .
A. Q. ti. Bonnet, of the Oregon Agrl-
cultural. is at the Imperial. . vj. .
Judge T. A. McBrlde, of-the supreme
court of Oregon, is registered at ? tne
Imperial; ,'.. " "''.' :
H. ' Linton.' a .mercahnt 'of Waldport,
is' a guest .at the'Terklns''N''''
D. A. Denver, a canneryman of War-
rdnton. Is at -the Perkins.,; i ; "
G. V. Kelly: a merchant of The Dalles,
Is stooping at the Perkins; : , ' ;
,K. D. Hadman and wife, orchardlsts
of Hood River, aro at the Perkins.
T, 8. Riley, a prominent manuiacturer
of Louisville, Ky. is stopping at lue
Seward. ", -? .-V'.
Dr. 11. M. Page, of Kent, Wash., . Is
registered at the Seward, , '. v -'. i
A, Hockstraser, a candy manufacturer
of Bait lAke, is at the fceward.
O. J. Olsen, a lumberman of Yacolt,
Wash, la stopping at the Seward. - , .
L. E. Adels, a rancher of Ortloy, la at
the Bowers.
0. R. Foster, a Seattle school book
man, is at the Bowers. .' . - 1 v :j
Frank H. Parks, of Tacoma, is a guest
at the Bowers. - .
James U Mall; of Grand Rapids, Is
Stopping at tho Bowers. - .
Mr. and Mr. Robert N.' Burnett of
Southboro, Mass.," are registered at the
Portland, The Burnetts are prominent
and wealthy New Englanders. " i ; v 4
Ralph G. McCraken, a former resident
of Portland, but now making his home
In San Francisco, Is in the pity for a
few days and is registered at the Port
land; - .. .. - ' ..- i
' Ralph ' Modjeskl. the well known 1
mew, ; wniait
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3 SEVENTH AND MORRISON STREETS, PORTLAND,
My Yesterday's
where thrre" "were so many, thlngr
hn had been born with-wings:
CO
nlav in Ihn minil'
bridge -contractor, 1ms returned from a
biiHlnes trip to Chicago,- and is again
at the. Portland. V ; , ,
J. R. Moler is-here from Indianapolis
looking after his extensive timber hold
ings and Is registered at the Portland.
Mrs. Alfred Koff, a prominent society
woman of Boise, Is spending a few days
In the city and ja registerod at the
Portland. '.,"' .-T -,'
: Bcrt-4ilike, Ints' businoss. man, who
was suddenlyvsUlcken with appendicitis
last wek, isirapldly recovering at St.
Vincent s hospHat, where ho -was oper
ated on by Pr; McSloy; . . "
wife says "Wold was . -
drugged by stranger
That a Wold, the elderly Clacka
mas county farmer,' who attempted to
commit suicide at. the Cotterly , farm
on the Base. Line road,-11 miles from
mo vuy, ouiiuay nigni, was doped ty a
stranger with, whom ho rod homo from
Portland last Saturday, Is declared by
his wife, who visited him" at the county
hospital this morning. She declares that
Wold was robbed of $30, and that he left
home after returning Saturday ,and arm.
lng himself with a revolver to find the
man and get his money back!
Wold shot himself In the head, but the
bullet inflicted but a scalp wound. He
had stopped at the farm shortly before
the shooting and asked for lodging for
the nlglit. After a ehott time spent
In the house he stepped put and, with
out explanation,-shot himself. Sheriff
Word was notified and brought the man
to the hospitals -
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ACTING MAYOR TO S ;
;:. v.-;:-, GO ON THE .STAGE
u yiIMll.HL.. ,i. !,) iji-'a ii;iwtg!l,ijif't.'yiiii'llMq)Wf'
George L.. Baker. . ' ,
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' George I Baker, paterfamilias of the
Baker Stock company, Ms going on the
stage. v He is not satisfied with , being
acting mayor, but wants to be actor
mayor as well That George r U has
histrlonio ability was proved last year
when he appearad in "Uncle Tom's Cab,
ln'l as" "Little Kva" and was one of the
big hits of the Follies. In the "1813
Follies" to be held at the lieilig theatre
March:7. Mr. Baker wlinvei mort
pretentious role-a heavy one befitting
hls-JeffrJes physique. ; George is differ
ent from mot actors In that he refuses
to accept pay for his services.- in the
113 Follies" he will 'appear for sweet
charity's, sako. .-' "..J v :: ..;. :'' ,'f,
tHURCH FLOOR FALLSvK
WITH FUNERAL PARTY
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. (Uuiled Prewl I-ei Wlre.t ;- ;.
St., Louis; Mo., Feb. 11. Ten women
sustained severe injuries in the .col.
lapse of the floor of Cabanne Methodist
Episcopal church while a funeral party
was passing from the structure, ,
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