cm:.-. r AJIAAAAJ "A It -7' The Foreman "Hareu't y taken the diagonal men uremeat ! that box, from eoratr to eornert , I'm la a hurry I" The New Slipping Clerk "Presently, atr. I bare the meaeurementa of the aide and and and le squared them ' and added the squares and I'll baTe the result you wish In a few minutes." Author Ta glad te ie wry ttory suke yoa weep. ITbat part do you think" Mdr Editor "The part where the here baa to e!l bis watch fob te buy a gold- He TVTO y Barry ! She "No but M ttn be 'trleud!, . Be "Alwtym. I rx (orget your klBdaoaa." A . 4, - rrtend "I hear youvo ten on - Clpur 8letmii Hi Hwlr rtBtrOTiT Night Clerk "Gives U porter a IS tip for bruiting Mi II tat." ' ' , papers all wlattrt" D EaUblts "Do yon call these Mi PrfnT"Tn- nis 'am far (- Berv looklnr ebiecta nancakss? olM U my feit warm.' Walter "It I didnt I'd lose my Job." beaded walking stick." c ; rn I ... J -7'- ' 'tJ iu if. rii'T I it KjJ 1 ; ! 31 mr ' ' ' " '- .11 I j . .." I I f "V ; rati ri . tj 11 Monday's Delayed News Briefly Told Itanomo of World Happenings Received From 3 o' Clock Yesterday Afternoon Until 3 o'Clock This Morning. l OongresslonaL ;'"':f ", bouse baa passed a bill a-rantlne- fltlaeashlp to people of Porto Rico.' The appropriations commute has mltted prorlslons for the Ban Fran cisco mint from Its draft of legislation and the fight against closing the mint VU1 bar to bo made in the bouse. A thorough Investigation to determine lrbethar postmasters are being coerced In the Interest of any presidential can didate is contemplated In k resolution Introduced by Senator Brlstow of Kan sas. 4 progressiva Republican. ( The sonata Judiciary oommlttea has ordered a favorable report on the nomi nation of Mahlon Pitney of New Jer sey to bo associate Justice of the su preme court of the United States. , . . -, In the senate Monday Senator Ken yon of Iowa severely arraigned Senator Btepbenson of 'Wisconsin for methods alleged to have been employed by th Wisconsin senator In his campaign for his seat Ho charged Stephenson's eleo . tion was brought about by the reckless, extravagant and wrongful use of money; "v. :: '".---' . ' A parcels post system Is provided for in the regular postof flee appropriation bill Introduced today by Representative Moore of Tennessee. The measure would apply the foreign .mall carrying plan to domestto mall matter and per mit the transportation of 11 pounds of merchandise. The appropriation carries a total of t2S9.S27.719, a decrease in the department's estimates, of 11,352,314. There was a deficit In the department for the fiscal year of 1911 of 62T,- ' 964.94. : - - The beet sugar - producers of the country: entered -at protest with-the-ways and means committee of the house againet the free sugar bill, asserting that Its adoption would destroy their business and at the same time take away from the American fanners the ' 130,000.000 which they receive annually from tho beet crop. , Congressman Hawley and O. H. Wheeler of the port of Nehalem urged the necessity of an extension of the south Jetty on the Nehalem river before the board of engineers tor rivers and harbors Monday. Hawley told the com mittee there Is 19,000,000,000 feet of 5,000,000 Cases of Catarrh Only One Guaranteed Remedy l Writs for free sample.. If one fourth of ths number of Ca larrlPbufforera would use Clover Leaf rfe.tarrh Remedy It wouldn't be very long before tho other three fourths wouia Know au bdoui 11. 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Permanent organization of the Wo men's Taft club was effected in San Francisco Monday, with Mrs. Abble E, Krebs as president.: Hundreds of promi nent women of the state are enrolled as members. - '.:;':'"'. ' Senator Dixon of Montana has taken formal charge of Roosevelt's campaign by opening spacious quarters In the Munsey building in Washington. William J. Bryan, In disousslng the political situation with Democratic leaders at Spokane admitted that he had found that Champ Clark and Governor Woodrew-Wilson were the leaders for the Democratic nomination among the Democrats of the west, but stated that he-favored Governor Bhafroth of Colo rado as a possibility, although ie saw no boom for him at present A William Howard Taft club of Har vard was organised at Cambridge Mon day night with a membership of 100. Those who were Interested In the re turn of President Taft to the presiden tial chair gathered in the trophy room and effected an organization.,'. .,;.... ...... Returns from precinct conventions in Oklahoma received Monday show that 287 delegates to the Oklahoma Repub lican convention are instructed , for Roosevelt and. ill Instructed for TaT . ' -'-" ---BSHWPB ' : - After managing an Insane asylum for 14 years Sister Mary Regina Kerr, in charge of Mercy, hospital at Jeffer sonvllle, Ind., suddenly became violently Insane Monday and attacked a woman attendant -. A spectacular raid by tovornment of- flclals was made on the Sun Worship ers1 temple at Chicago Monday. ' Dr, Ottoman Sear Adusht Hanlsh. Prince of Adusht, who before his elevation to head of the Sun Worshipers bore the name of Hennessy. was arrested charged with sending Indecent literature through the malls. Rattlesnake venom has been used suc cessfully as a cure for tuberculosis, ac cording to a report to the Maryland acara or health. rnree persons lost their uvea at a firs In a tenement ' bouse In Hanover Street, Boston, Monday. Nearly 70 otners escaped in safety. Trixia Frlgania, the actresa, starring in -me sweetest Girl m Paris." an nounoes that on next Sunday she la going to marry Charles Goettler, her personal representative for many years. A wife's declaration that her husband holds the "long distance spree record' and his retort that her infatuation for another man led her to propose an "affinity party," at which there was to be unrestrained freedom among guests, were the principal features In a suit for separation brought by Mrs. Amelia M."'' Abrams against Dr. Alexander Abrams and in his counter suit against her for an absolute divorce. Dr. Abrams is a noted physician of New York. William El Reddln and German Q Self f art, officials of the Milwaukee Iron "Workers' union, will be removed X ssissa 1 iii'ui.ti.i.i'liMtili.il.'inTTT:-.-:.1... . .1 ALCOHOL 3 PER CENT. AgetablePrcparMlonforAs- sirauaHngiiieRiotfantlRcdula-MUieSkiniacIisandBomor For Infants and Children. 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Snow lies on the ranges at a depth of 12 inches and much suffering of stock la reported. Heavy losses to sheep men are antici pated.. - There will be no special railroad rates this year either to the Republican or Democratlo national conventions. . This information was obtained from passen ger trafflo officials In close touah with the situation and an official announce ment to that effect la expected within a short time. ; Stockholders of the Ban Pedro, Los Angeles & Salt Lake railway, at a meeting In Salt Lake City, authorised the retirement of the existing $60,000,000 bond issue and the issuanco in Its stead of (70,000,000 bonds on first mortgage. Hudson Maxim, the inventor, declares that in a short time there will be only three countries In the world, and they . will be the United States of Asia (In' eluding Europe, the United States of Africa, and the United State of America, . j - Big Lumber Concern Troubled. . Philadelphia, Pa., March 5. Jwl re McPberson of the United States dis trict court today-Uateaed to arguments for the appointment of a receiver for the International Lumber and Develop ment company, which - has its general office In this city.. The concern is a Delaware corporation and has a capital of 16,000,000. It was organised for the development of timber and agricul tural lands In Mexico. , The petition for a receiver was filed by four of the stockholders, who charge that the officers and directors of the corporation have by means of payment of salaries and commissions on sales of capital stock appropriated to themselves sums of money amount ing to $500,000. WHEN YOU HAVE to Indiana for trial In the alleged dyna miting conspiracy, Federal Judge San born of Madison having overruled their contention that if they committed an offense it was -committed in Wisconsin and not In Indiana. ' v The three Mttle children of Mr. and Mrs. August Belmont Jr., who have been under the Pasteur treatment for threatened cases of rabies at the Bel mont home, Isllp, Long Island, have been pronounced out of danger. The children were bitten by a pet dog with the rabies. , That society for Its own protection sooner or later will prevent the mar riage of the unfit was the declaration of Rev. John Haynes Holmes, minister of the Unitarian Church of the Messiah, at New York. Mr. Holmes added that he approved of divorce when applied for after marriages have proved love less, v - A tabulation of birth records prepared by the bureau of vital statistics shows that a large percentage of the babies born In New York City have foreign mothers. -The present birth rate is about 11,800 per month. Of this total, 8000 babies are born to foreign mothers and only (600 to American mothers. After .making thousands of persons laugh during the 10 years he has been a clown with one of the big circuses, Raleigh T. Wilson of Lincoln, Neb., has resigned, and hereafter will devote his time to preaching the gospel ' At Cleveland, Ohio, last week. In a quarrel, Donato Lombardo stabbed Tony Pltchen In the cheek with the stem of a corncob pipe. . Pltchen has died from the. effects and Lombardo is held for murder. ..... t Pacific Coast. Walter Ddris, alias Cameron, who was arrested at Walla Walla Saturday, broke down and oonfessed to having de frauded Linden, Wash-, and Sumas, Wash banks out of sums aggregating approximately f 1000. Other crimes are charged against him. While In Linden, Edrls preached a sermon In one of the leading churches and at Sumas won the hand of a girl of one of the principal families,: X revolver in ths pocket of Carl Chris tian son, . proprietor of the Star theatre of . Brownsville, exploded while he was passing through Harrlsburg, Monday, the bullet passing through his leg. Christlanson gave the gun away to. a bystander. " A central depot for the distribution of eggs will b established within a ' week by the Inland Empire Pet Stock A Poul try association of Spokane to combat the discrimination alleged to have been practiced against them by the dealers. Each 00 members will contribute 20 dozen' eggs, on the average, to the cen tral depot each week and will enter the market prepared to cut prices to foroe a home markst. I The board of euoerv'lsors- of the city and county of San Franolsco has called upon the city authorities by resolution totakejneasuxeatocoun!.era.ct'ftbat ar. dcr.l&rflil to h wldplv clrmilatad I and ifalse advertisements proclaiming , tn demand for labor, especially skilled labor, In San Francisco, It was declared that tho present, surplus of labor here constitutes a grave situation. Postal savings banks will be opened April 1 in the following postof flees: Pasco, Davenport, Kennewick, Toppenish and Raymond, Wash. : In a little atone Jar, scarcely larger than a good sized thimble, and capable of concealment, customs officials of Seattle declare they have discovered a new and unusually insidious method of evading the treasury aot which makes the importation of opium for any pur pose, except medicinal, a crlma The jars contain about SO smokes, representing a value of $5. While riding home from church on horseback, Walter Hansen, who lives near Payette, Idaho, started In a race and account of tho bad roadway the horse he was riding stumbled, throwing him and breaking his neck. Yakima fruit growers will loin with the other fruit districts of Washington and Oregon Is making a fight against the Sulzer apple box bill. Miss Kate L. Brown, of Granger, wbd has proved a successful school teacher and a capable rancher, Is a candidate for superintendent of tho schools of Yakima county. Miss Brown has Just filed notice of her candldaoy. Foreign. . King George held his first levee of the season Monday at St James palaoe. In the absence of Whltelaw Reld, the United States ambassador, who is con fined to his home with a cold. Paul Cam bon, the French ambassador, presented . tt-i.j at.... i.j A miners strike that was wholly un- expected, and which had not been or dered by the Miners' union, broke out In three mines In Germany Monday, the men leaving work because, as they as serted, unjustified deductions had been made from wages. Tho Incident, It Is feared, may precipitate a general strike of miners on the question of wages. Miscellaneous. 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