1;;MIM'.IF1Isiw ::Bcera. Worse
Copjrrijht, J9IL . Naiiooal New AJmctetloa.
CS, daffodil to AuoImc Uox.
fTHER'S A
( "NE'LL GO T
3. Green garden cIoms, hoMrt-A
WUh loaer-tweet ot violets Ww ? ,'
Xtoh. on aiUr with lov for yo. ,'.
Com ut, tloT4, Uw mora la faliv '
Spring funihln linjrn vrywftr
BURGLAR. TRXlNt j
TO GT INTO Mt I
J YWH TOU AND
HOU&B'. I SAW
, -
HlN Uf ON THE
Th d(Todil in daelng Um
Wait her for r. O Maid of Kin.;
8inj.onc in th CtmA f ardeq, bougha
Whllrt light (a languid, World adoca:
Tha thruhea all to asrlngln UrK, ,
Tba Sart&s maMs bm; ot ha dark.
Marah narigold their Knota nrlled,
Light Jadowa gray wlta kv( of gold;
Sing-aong, O world to tair ta aea, '.
Tia eprlngtima, r(ag-ttm. tima of gia
Sherlockd" vthe : . Monk..' a Spring Song
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i ava - an v. a hi i k t- 1 i nr a f r w i i i i
r ; - OH URNEST- J H-HOUY SMOKE ! NtARLYX II
T i WANT TO GO IN ( QAME -TIME AND Mt WITH A
- iM (1 HERE :.Ano Tlook I ONE LONBLX IJIME' AND
, VV jl AT SOME SILK" VSHB LJLBE IN THERt
" T fP. 'I WAIT JUST A MONTH!' ,:'v
secoNO-HANO clothing- f05 gimmb a Box-6eat-: 1 , r f t i r
.1, '.'Iv U. a SEftS S . BUT MITT IT TO V .5 THV Cf AME A &
fa farajr woods fcensst the aura.
WBerc sftoonbasaw twist tbir stiver
bars, " , , . ,
Tb prtmross ala Is piping through.
By )ai;aa thors 1 wait tor yoa.
Tas parpla Unlet head hf head, ,
I wait, sad Rata for your troad; '
,41, kasta, dear love, for yoa I als
In ferny woods, h Lorera Oatav "
Clever Deduction
when Cottgrcssmas - i. Hampton
I Moors was reporter in Philadelphia
i no was asalgaad on night t go out
I siid get human Interest story d-bout
woman who had died at tha g ot
eighty-eight, leaving a twin alster.
rlth whom she had lived for fifty
I years, as sol survivor of an old fam
ily. ".".; .,, .
Tha house stood opposite a cemetery
at th- outskirts of town, and Moor
I wfahod. a h pulled aside the crape to
' ring tha bell, that his olty editor
wouldn't be so fertile with his Ideas ol
human Interest stories. A woman
friend of the aged sisters opened th
door and shrd J. Hampton Into th
parlor, over in on corner of which
rested th dead sister In her coffin.
The neighbor seamed to feat it was
! up to hef o entertain the reporter
while he waa waiting for the other
; slstor to drag herself in for the Inter
View. By way of small talk, the woman
motioned with her thumb In the dlreo-
I tion of th coffin and remarked; "That'
th lady that died,"
"I suspscUd as muoh," replied lloora.
No Wonder
"BSENT-MINDEDNESS Is a dreadful
drawback to success," said Mayor
Whltlock at a banquet In Toledo.
"I know a very absent-minded lawyer
The ether day It was raining and blow
ing and he engaged a taxlcab. On th
way to court he overtook tha Judge, plod-
oiug aiong on foot through rain and
wind and mud, and he halted the taxlcab
and Invited hla honor to rid with him. .
The Judge accepted this invitation.
tha taxlcab duly halted at the court
bouse and the absent-minded lawyer
hopped out and ran upstairs to get ready
l . . . . . .
m paper xor a petution he was to pre-
I sent '
"But when court opened end t:.v
won was preseateo, Vie Judge, who had
bn So courteous in the cab a few min
utes before, now repulsed 'the lawyer
eoldly and eontemptuously.
"As th poor fellow stood stupefied, a
erir whiaprd to him; .
"Do you know What you dldt Tou
ran In and left bis honor to pay for th
. ' Iiwant "E sue V( vmEU. SIR I 1 iicoNCKATuuTEYou j T4i 10 000 For THE
yN w Z
l . ' W
Wca BtffsIWoM THAT SUIT
AND 1 WINTTT) B10W OTF AU.
OF MY FRIEMOS IHSmt
Percy's Advice
"ANNA r
Vathr"s vote rolled down th
stairs and into th dint and sQent parlor.
"Jt, father, dear t : 4
"Ask that young nuta U he has .ths
time."
A moment of silence.
"Yes, Percy has his watch with him."
"Then ask him what is th time."
"He says It Is Jl :S, papa.
Tha ask him If hs doesn't thlak It
ahout bedtime,"
Another moment of silence. .
"H says, papa," th silvery vole sn
nounced, Impersonally, "h says that h
rarely goes to bed befor 1, but It em
to him that It Is a matter of personal
preference merely, and that If he were ki
your place he would go now if b ti;
sleepy." ... .
A Great Lawyer
Ther was a prosecuting attorney in
Texas whos methods were so dra
natio and nnlformly successful that h
sot only became th terror of, aviu
doers, but an objeot of admiration, .
paclally amonr the negroes.
TJpon rtlrment from office he was
at one sought aftar by those charged
with crime. The first two cases which
fes dfnd4 resulted tn conviction.
mucn w nis enagrin. .-..f,,
a eid negro wno had watched his
proseonuon in aamiring wonder and
looked en with equal interest when
he conducted th defn, accosted
mm just arir ni aereat and said
-ara mmrim, you she is wonder. No
matter wnicn sm you's on thsy go to
Kji fln. iiiBf ttm Mm, ...
AWFUL WESTEEU EOADS.
Elbert HubharoTae the Portland Press
Club's rsoeption In hi honor last month
advocated good roads wittily.'
lJ3njrneeJh.s aldV-fhs- -remotest
mountain village are connected ? with
Parts by white, firm roads equal to thok
of our park and rae courses. But here
especially here In Oregon! ' - , ;
"I motored from Portland to Bstacadg
and Mollalla. returning by way of Clack
amas. ' The roads were awful. s
?'What awful roads you've got here,',
r said to a Mollalla farmer. - .
" 'Well, yes,' th farmer agreed. 'A
STATEMENT 7
!VriN ESSES - 1000
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CASE cfc
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Copyrlsht. 1911, KaunBsl Km AsndaGUa.
5AT HAkfftOOM WIUUTOU REPTIESCNT MC AT
The moc auction We to-ow and bid in Te -
MCM01A5 Of MEREVrXO LORD PEftrUMSON" F0fME?
.I'M VEKt ANXKJUS TO ET
THE BOOH, A J HE WAS
ONEOPKTf
AHCtSTOnS,
THl$t30O
CHECrf
COVEft
The
cost
I iMt LFE OP HE.ftEWA.nr LOftO PEfttMSON
BT lf OEAN OXFWO - lH- EDITION
MUCH A-t I OFFERED
IWSONJ
.
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r. c nB ruttt AJCI!&TCt4 AtTUr uriF uir Ih-rvsm'
900.'BUt FOf SCNTlMENTAL fPAON ir" JTl! ' ""1 '
k": ars uhh' k. , "A CAT5T
PAXIN6
THAT
rfs - i i i i ski ... eN
I r vffv r w- : . . AVJaJ A. m j..
WELL fEnCT 1 SEE.tou GiCfT--' SApHEADS?
TH IS THE t-VFZ - NOT THE MCnOlRS OF HCRtVAIfc
LORD FEnniNsON " V CAN .ET Ait WANT OP. THESE
IM Ni COOnSTOUE , AND TOO rAlOlrO FOR
THIS BAUUT-r
r-
mule waa drown4 yesterday In the road
by my orchard.' "
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