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. : THE OREGON , DAILY JOURNAL, PORTLAND, SATURDAY. EVENING, , MAY 87, 1911 1
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WILLIES PAPA LAPSES HIS HEAD AND GETS A DUCKING
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DEAR TOMMY: You should have iecn my motoixycle whiz after 1 had it fixed like thk I passed Papa in the automobile like he was standing still. Of course. Papa had to try it. and
I .luckily jjewuaded him to go into a field. He ot rattled, as usual, and would have been injured, only he ran Into a pontll , Yours, etei. WI LLIE.
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JINGLING JOHNSON, LIKE A TRUE ARTIST, DISDAINS FILTHY LUCRE
ALEXANDER. THE GREAT, SO THE Hl&TORJCS STATE
WAS A HAN OF THE FIERCEST Of PASSIONS,
HE BASTINADOED 5 OF HIS WlVES
FOP. PAYING ATTENTION TOTA&HIONS.
ChorjUS ,
CRES UKEA BABY IVHEN SHES LEFT A LOIN E,
SHE CAN THROW RT5 BUT SHECAkY THROW A STONE,
She: CAME TO LIFE F0M OtO ADAMS RIB BONE
B0T5HES THEBOSSNO WtO? THE IftOMiNf
ITS A GOOD TH MZ
AREOWJNCD BY
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TO STEAL
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IN THE GOOD OLDENDAYS THEXHAD NUMEKOOS WAYZ-i
WHEN THE WOMEN NCOR.RED THEIR. DISPLEASURE,
THEY'D CHUCK'EM IM RWER5 TIED TO A BIG 5T0NE
AND THEN TAKE.' EM OUT AT THEIR. LEISURE.
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DO YOU THINK H
CAN DOMORE
LIKE THIS?
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CAN HE ? r'0
LiKCTo see voO
STOP HIM FROM
DOING IT'
( BUT ALAS, NOURTIMEr,ttAN CAN NOT HAVE A DIME. -
Htb WIFE CAuLS HIM OELLVFSH, ATOM ANDTDAD;
and his Mother-in-law 6implv images.
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YOU $10, 000 I THINK Of THAT.,
ANO KOYiQLTlES I INDHEwoULPrtT
THEY MIXED EM WITH SAGEj IN TH E CAMNIBAL AGE,
over piles of hotbocKs thev didheat'em;
AND WHEN THEY WERE. ROASTED A BEAUTIFUL BROM,
TV1EK1N6 WOULD SAYTJIGiN! LETEAT'EM " p
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THE INDIAN LAWS POTTHE WORK ON THE 5GHMWS,
iTrlEY" CHOPPED W OOP AND RAISED TWEPAPOOSES,
But woman to day, is just aces and kings
AND MANS BUT A SMALL PAIR.OP DEUCES.
CHORUS-
(V (HO PARE YOU
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T1S A TER.R4 8LE NOTE J ALL. THE WOMEN WCOLOVOTCj
AN p THEY u WEAR. SKIRTS DESIGNEOK)R.THE-HARt
BUT THERE'-S NOTHING A NEATA5 A WELL FITTING SKIRT,
SO THEY'llMAKEA MISTAKE IF THEY WEAR.CMi
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rHA-HAOYFAWKES,
WOIRTIME HAS
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