THE OREGON, DAILY JOURNAL, PORTLAND. WEDNESDAY : EVENING, DECEMBER 23, 1908. 10 SMS 01 WASTE WOULD FEED CITY Trnm ttin Na Tork Times. Professor Charles Zueblin of Chicago university lectured yesterday on -Bay-Inn and Spending" before the Women conference of the Society of Ethical Cul ture In the Society school building; at CMxty-mira street ana central rir wtiu Some too women attended tha lecture. In the course of his talk he ridiculed society's expenditure in this city. He aaM:. "Thr ( enourh waste from the back door -of New York to feed the whole city of Paris." Of Americau xtrava gance, he said: "One million dollars la the only mathematical unit of computa. lion we now use," anorinai raosi social functions were designed only for display. He prophesied that systems for pro tecting people against loss of employ ment and aaainst old age. publlo or prl vate, were bound to come, and ha recom mended the land tax, 'tne income lax, and. especially the inheritance tax, say ing of the latter. - . ' r'I doubt if saving to Insure comfort of oneT children la not the worst form a man sn tnrinlsra In." f roressor ueDUti was lnxroaiicea as a man who' needed no introduction. He began with "saving." He said thrift, though undoubtedly a virtue, as indis pensable waa a dangerous virtue, like ly to. become too interesting ana de grade into the vice of miserliness. In this connection ha took Kussell Sage as an example: "A man who bad stinted all his life to leave a great for tune to. a wife who bad. had no chance to cultivate tne art oi-Bpenaing. - Collecllve saving, he said, lacked the aisadvantagea ol maiviauai saving, since It was safer, and not likely to be get niggardliness. As an example of this sort of saving, he used insurance companies, - .'' ' Insurance.' he said, "Is a scientific and social function. It will be carried much further than It has yet gone. Wherever it is -possible to figure mathe matically the proportion of loss it can be used. We know how many, deaths from accident there will be in the next month; how many suicides, how many deaths from Illness. Insurance can be used against every form of human dan ger." Turning to spending, he said: . "It is more important it takes more charac ter than saving; it is more useful to society. I am of the opinion that It will come to take place collectively, but till then let us consider how it can be done intelligently. . "It takes more than good will. It is a fallacy often uttered? If every one was good there, would be no trouble." Jook at your city government. Your good gvernment rganlsations have be come a bv-word beside Tammany their, are insignificant; that shows that in Hlitics virtue without intelligence Is at a discount." He then set up these three standards for proper spending. It is wiser to spend on durable than on perishable goods; on gooda whose use Is social; on goods that express Individuality. To exemplify the wrong kind of spedlng. he recalled C. K. O. Billings' horseback dinner at Sherry's, and the $50,000 Bradley-Martin ball at the Waldorf. "The question." he said, "as to wheth er people have the right to do what thej please with their own was long ago dis missed, so we will not trouble to com bat that. Such, .expenditures as these are defended on the ground that thej frive $60,000 worth of employment. But ook at this ball measured by the three standards: . "The materials bought are perishable, rertalnly. People will say that the money was spent on things whose use waa cer tainly social, for this was society. It is not. "Nobodv goes to such functions to en Jov his fellow-men. They go to be seen for display, not fellowslifri social, it Is distinctly unsocial, antl-soclal. As to whether, sin each man choosing a fancy costume, it did not express indi viduality, the professor said: "It would not draw out the individuality, in. that it, would not tax tae gray matter of even the four hundred to choose fancy costumes." This sort of thing, he said, was one extreme, and as to the other he spoke of a public building erected for the same price, fulfilling the three tests. Between these poles, he said, there are infinite gradations. "But this second kind of spending, he said, "would give most pleasure. What does the first the ball give? Advertisement, consplcuousness. Well, the building would do the same. only, it would yield permanent satisfaction. A man could put his name on it and stand on the corner, swell up his chest, and watch people going In any day and I don't doubt many do get pleasure in that way." Finally Professor Zueblin correlated saving and spending. He said' "The two must be related. The spender must spend while saving. You -cannot learn to do one without the other. But col lective spending is in reality the most satisfactory. You criticise the waste of your Tammany government look at your own waste: there is enough at the back door of New York to feed all Paris . . "Collective .spending is mainly through taxes. The income tax is ob jected to because inquisitorial; it looks into people's Incomes well, some of them need it but It Is really moat im- , . , I - personal, since iw wrsoi irum uiv-j Idends of corporations before they are paid. The inheritance tax, he said, was still more impersonal; It is a tax on the dead, bearing heavy where not noticed. He recommended the land tax because land value was so much en hanced by circumstances entirely ex ternal of the owner, such as the natural growth of a clfy. "And," he said, "It is absolutely necessary that we GAMTifEl iii coiieipi OOM JAN'S CHRISTMAS BOX IJ children were in the stone farmhouse in the glen, A white flag floated from a pole on the roof to show that tho house contained ' non-com ha tanta For hours the trembling , children j crouched by their mother's side, listening in mortal terror to the shells that went shrieking past the windows or over the roof. They heard the snarling of the rifles' and the whistle of flying lead. and otre or them, little falr-halred blue eyed brio, who had his childish thoughts rixea upon the Christmas presents, the Christmas which that wonderful Dersonaee Santa Claus had never failed to bring to the farm on other Christmas days, asked his mother in his childish treble If Santa Claus would not be afraid, to visit them that night. An elder brother, Duncan by name, scoffed at the idea of Santa Claus being killed. "Bullets and shells won't hurt old Santa Claus,'" ha affirmed. "Daddy told us often that flood-rivers can't drown Santa Claus, and if flood-rivers can't'drown him, bul lets' can't kill him," argued the sturdy goungster. The mother, who, like most cote worn en, had a strong grain of re ligion in her composition, tried to wean the childish thought from Santa Claus by talking to them of the sacred thin its. 'and by singing to them some of the dear old hymns she had learned in her childhood at the kirk. She was suc cessful with the elder children, but lit tle Eric would not be weaned from his fancy, and as the guns grew more and more familiar and nothing happened to harm the. homestead, he began, child like, to dream the wonderful things that Santa Claus might bring to the lone farmhouse around the kopjes from Jo hannesburg. He knew all about Santa Claus; his daddy had brought him a book on his last birthday which con tained a big colored plate showing Santa Claus as a very old man with a jolly red faoe, a big white beard, and long gray hair. The youngster felt sure In his own mind that he would know him If he saw him anywhere. Suddenly his day dreaming waa disturbed by the sound of many marching feet. Running to the window he looked out, and saw a splendid and terrible sight. It was a regiment in khaki sweeping round at the double, with bayonets fixed. He saw the stern white faces Of the men. the clenched jaws, the bent brows, the flaring and unswerving eyes, that were lxed on the heights above the farm house. Then he .heard the rifles crackle amid the rocks, and the bullets began to spatter against the walls of the farmhouse like hail on a winter's day. He saw the khaki-clad figures stumble and fall and be still with hands out spread. He saw others reel out of the charging line, and totter a few steps ere they dropped down, clasping their torn flesh with quivering fingers. He saw those who escaped the hail of lead dashon, until they gained the shelter of a lot of loose rocks at the foot of the kopje. The British regulars were between his home and the Boer commando on the heights above. The Boers were within a circle of death, but the child knew nothing of this. He had seen a fine show. The setting sun had glinted on the bared bayonets, and a bugler boy had made the kopjes ring with martial music. The little fellow at the window knew no. more than what he had heard and seen, and the sights and sounds excited him. He was too young to un derstand the horror of it all. Suddenly the door flew open and his father strode In, his oarblne slung over his shoulder. He heard the soft query In his father's deep tones: "Are you hurted. lass?" Then he heard the strange, Joyful cry that broke from his mother's Hps, as she sprang forward and threw her "It Is de morning of Christmas, eh? Decause H. N. 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Once he was a diamond digger at Klmberly, and he might have' died a wealthy man, for he discovered a very rich , claim, and was taking enough riches out of the soli In the shape of uncut gems to Have landed him beyond the reach of poverty In a very short time, when In an evil hour for himself he met a glib tongued Hol lander, Just out from Rotterdam, who fiersuaded him. to" sell him an interest n the claim. The Hollander became his partner, and' for a time all went well. He soon discovered, however. mat oom Jan was one ot those loving-, t rust In a- souls, who believe sin, cerely in the honesty and goodness of their fellow men. . It was as cruel to rob Oom Jan as it would have been to rob a little innocent child. He re ceived many hints from other diggers as the months rolled by concerning the knavery of his companion, but to all such lnuendoes he turned a deaf ear. He would simply look his visitor in the lace wita Dig wondering eyes and say "You , must not speak so of my partner) or i snau save to ask you not to come to my tent again. . The Hollander - was his "partner," and that was enough for Oom Jan, for in his eyes a partner on a mining field was a sacred connection. When the man from Rutterdam told him to sign papers., he signed them, because, he said, "his partner waa an educated man and a person aoqualnted with business, whilst he (Oom Jan) was merely an unlettered bywonen" In the end, Oom Jan found himself stranded at Klmberly without a shil ling, whilst his partner was on his way back to Holland, ,a wealthy man. The parfidy of the man he had trusted with all his heart was a bitter grief to the simple uoer. nut ne aia not ran at the departed ' scamp, "I thought he was a fig tree; he was only a briar bush; he used to say, sadly, as he pulled at his pipe, and then he would let the matter drop. He was young and strong' in those days, and turned cheerruiiy towards work, and ror a long time ' he waa a transport slder. Very seldom did anyone see him angry, only when a Kaffir ill treated one of the oxen, or when some ill conditioned brute behaved cruelly to a horse, would his nlacld calm forsake' him. But when it did leave him, it was like the loosing of a thunderstorm, and he was very terriDie in nis anger. De cause he did not know his own strength. He loved animals cattle, horses, dogs, and all dumb things but best of all he loved little children. He was shy and reserved with women and they for the most part thought him a big, stupid creature, and they marveled wnen tney saw tnetr little ones run to him and beg to be- lifted on his big broad shoulders. He had a gift of story telling, which won every childish heart. The little ones would flock to him when outspanned near a farm, and sit with wonder-laden eyes around him whilst be told fairy stories,- which he himself invented. When any of the grown up folks came near htm on such occasions, ne would fill his eternal pipe and close the story at onoe, for on no consideration whatever would ' he tell stories to them. "You would only laugh at me if . I did," he would say, "and then my babies would learn to laugh at me also, for children always love - to copy their elders," When the gold ' fields in the Transvaal broke out he sold his beloved oxen and became a gold hunter, but he Was not fashioned Of the material that succeeds on a gold field. He was too simple and too honest, too trusting and too loyal to make headway amongst the rascals who flocked to the African Eldorado, and he left the fields a poorer man than he was when, he' started. Oncf again he took up the calling of a trans port elder, though he waa getting' quite an old man by this time, and the ' big bushy beard that fell upon his chest and the long hair that fell over his coat collar were plentifully sprinkled with grey hairs. The diggers had nicknamed him . "Father1 Christmas," and by this title he was known far and near.- Gentle, brave and generous, he went upon his Simple way, loving all the little children he met and hating nothing that breathed except those who were cruel to ' helpless things. Such was Oom Jan when the war clouds burst over Africa and Briton and Boer fronted each other rifle in hand. - !.... , , w -i- When lie ' heard of the outbreak of hostilities the old man put his shaggy head in his hands and weptr-not because be was not brave, for under all his gentle ways he carried a lion-like cour age; he wept because he -foresaw with the eye of aaa the crueltv nf lt all. Ha had seen more than one native war, and anew , wnat natue ana wounds meant. He had so many friends on both sides, especially amongst the children.' that he felt full of misery at the thought of fighting. He knew that many of theJ colonial lads who would be in the bat tle line on the British side had in I childish days ridden upon his shoulders gleefully. He pictured them as they used to close around him, asking for stories and it nearly drove him erasy to think that perhaps a bullet from his rifle might lay one of them low. Some of the more boastful young burghers jeered old Oom Jan, and questioned his loyalty ' to his country and its cause and at times they went so far as to hint that he lacked bravery. But the old man did not heed their Jeers; he was a great deal more sure of his own courage than he was of theirs, for he knew by past experience that men who frothed at the mouth In their anxiety to see a battle begin often to foam at the mouth In their anxiety to get out of the fighting line as soon es the rifles begin to bite in earnest He obeyed 'his country's call as all true men must, but he rode with drooping head and sad heart with his command. Yet none carried themselves more man fully In the hour of peril than the old mad and after each fight he was the first amongst the British wounded, car rying water to moisten poor parched lips, hot and dry with the fever and pain of aching wounds. The day before Christmas the commando Oom Jan was with was trapped by the wily Cape Co lonials and a detachment of British reg ulars; and although they fought like wild cats, the Boers could make no head way; slowly but surely they were driven from one point of vantage to another. Then they tried to break away and run for it, but on one side they had to run to gauntlet of Colonial rifles, weapons bo deadly and as unerring as their own. On the other they had to break through the British bayonets; and they found both tasks impossible. In that hour the young burghers learned to know the real value of the silent old man who had led every sortie, his gray hair floating in the breese behind him, his fray beard flat against his chest. From opje to kopje the Boers were driven until they crowaea on one tnat over looked a- stone farmhouse In a glen. Thia was the home of Angus Donald son, a staunch British subject, who had been resident for 20 years among tho Boers but had always remained loyal to the land lh his nativity. Angus was In the Colonial ranks, rifle in hand, even then, fighting for his oountry's cause, his wife and four arms around, the. bronzed, neck . of , her husband. He scarcely knew his dear, kind father in the man who stood there with the fierce, wild light of battle on his face. He saw his mother sob bing and clinging to the breadwinner, and then he heard his father sav: 'The bairns, lass,' the balrna! has nae hurt come to the bairns?" And when bis mother answered ."Na, Donald, na, the gude God had us all in his atn hand this day " then he saw a change come over the sun browned face; all the fierceness left it. He saw the steel trap of a mouth work convulsively, saw the brows pucker, and two big tears steal down the hard, weather stained face; and he was frightened, for he had never seen a man cry in all his little life before and the tears of strong- men are terrible. After a little time his father left the room, and soon men began to tramp in with the wound ed, until the house and stoop outside were full of stricken men. His mother and his brothers were busily attending to the wounds of those wounded men. He -was too little to be of any service. The gasping of the pain stricken sol diers frightened him. He could not run to his mother and tell her his fears, for ahe was flitting from one bed to the other, so he crept out Into the star light, for the night had fallen upon the land. He went into the orchard, for it was there that his never falling "Oynn," the collie, was kenneled. He meant to ask Gynn about Santa Claus. But when he got to the kennel, at the far end of the orchard, he found his old playmate lying very still. " She did not answer by a bark when he spoke to her. she did not move when he called her, for a stray bullet had found Gynn. The little man sat down and sobbed, for this was a grief that he could understand. After a while he became calm, and. sitting with his arm on his favorite's neck, wonder ing if Santa Claus would come with his load of Christmas presents. He determined to wait and watch, and if the ftood genius did come, he intended to ask him to give back Oynn, his old and loved playmate, and take his pres ents on to the next farm house. He must have dozed off as he watched, poor little sentinel of love, but the breaking of a dry stick under a heavy foot aroused him. and, looking up, he saw Santa Clause standing under a tree close to him. in the starlight. Such a funny looking old Santa Claus. An old, battered, soft felt hat ear on the mass of grey hair, the long, white beard fell upon the torn and battered grey jacket, a bandolier crossed his breast, 'and he leaned lightly upon a rifle, as If listening. The child gave a low gasp of delight; all his little life he had longed to see this wonderful be ing, and his wish had been granted him; even his father and mother had not been so favored bv the gods, for they had told him only the last Christmas day that, though they had often re ceived presents from Santa Claus, they never seen him; and his elder brother had once even hinted that he doubted If such a being existed outside a fairy book. He knew better now, for there stood the wonderful being in front of him; only he looked like a shabby old Santa Claus; his torn and soiled clothes and misshapen old hat were not at all like those In his picture book. All at once the child heard Santa Claus say: "Hist mere, steady; every man keep close to a tree or In the shadow of the orchard wall, soldiers are coming this way." Then, for the first time Eric became aware that the orchard was full of men In gray coats and elouch hats all of whom carried rifles. A moment later the shabby Santa Onus bein to glide noiselessly awsy. The child sud denly remembered Gynn, the 1-ai1 col lie, and he gave a loud cry. "Don't go, don't go!" shrilled f the little voU-e. "Santa Claus, I want to tfll you some, thing," and the little figure rushed fur ward. .j i , "Halt, who goes there?" rsng out a deep voice on the night air. There was a sharp rattle of . arms. "Answer, or we fire." There was an ominous pause; then the shabby old Santa Claus matte a snatch at the child, and, lifting him off his feet, laid him face down on the soil and pressed him so clone to the ground that he cried out -Then came the spiteful rattle of rifles, and Santa Claus felt heavily -on the top-of the childish figure, t The Jittle one wlggtwl from under the heavy load and ran ter ror stricken to the. house, between a hail of bullets fired by men in gray coats who-were hiding and. by soldiers who swarmed to the attack, and nevew a bit of lead eould touch him. Whilst the Boers were trying to dodge through the cordon, the laddie sobbed out bis wicked old Santa Claus, an urn." lw sobbed. "I wanted him to give me back old Gynn, and he threw me down and held me In the dirt." "God blees him! Oh, yea, God bless him I for he saved your life, my darling," cried his mother, between her sobs. "Now, be good; do not stir from your bed." She went and found the officer in charge of the British troops, and told him the story. The officer coughed and turned his head aside, and pretended that something had got in his throat; and it was a minute or two before 'he eould speak without husklness; and when he did speak. It was to roar out an order to one of the men to bring a lantern. Side by side the officer and the farm er's wife went down the orchard, and they found the shabby old Santa Claus lying with his head pillowed on his bent arm, whilst a handsome black cat tle dog licked his far and whined. Eric's mother knelt and chafed one of the old man's hands, the officer held the other. He was nearly gone. "Dot leetle schmall schild," he whispered; "he did not. get killed, eh?" "No,A said the officer, -"he Is In bed, safe and sound, thanks to you, old man." "Dot . lsh goot." "He took you for ? Santa Claus," murmured the mother. , "and wanted you to give him back his dog. ITUIVU linn uwii .iiuh . - . & viil Boer nodded his head feebly. . "It is de morning of Christmas, eh?" "Yes." "Give dot leetle schmall boy mine dog 'tis a good dog, an' loves leetle schlldren to play m it end kiss bim for me an' say old Father Christmas bring him." Then he closed his eyes and slept. ' The Chinese have prlving castor old of method of de- Its medicinal properties so that it may be used for culinary purposes. CASTOR I A for Infants and Children. Tiia Kind You HaT3 Alwajj BssgM Bear the Signature- of 'n the Final Rush of Xmas Shopping Gome here save lots of time and money; Prompt and couri teous attention. No long delays for transfers. Free deliv ery to all parts of the city. Santa Glaus in Toy Dept. Thursday Afternoon and evening. Bring the boys and girls to Mr. Santa for the best time of the year. Men's $20 Suits and Over coats at ?10. You take your pick of any suit or overcoat marked in plain, figures at $16.00 to $20.00. None reserved. 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