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    THE OREGON SUNDAY JOURNAL PORTLAND, SUNDAY MORNING, NOVEMBER 1, 1908.
STUDYING s A POLITIC AL CAMPAIGN IN HAWAII
Journal's Staff Relates ArVLat He Experienced in Voting Centers of tne Islands -
, .' By .Edward p. Irwin, j v until they can .peak' the '"r'T " i '
m .....mhitn thif
I
WM ,. .lflB
the moon looked down upon (ht ttm, llllei as had M. Hawaiian prede--!ght.
fathered In Aala park, near ceaaor, and in the lama almple, allegorl
"the little Ttver that flowa through " l"ua"e-'l jfrJ'PPt.
the center tf Honolulu, the capital . poHuciari. in thia country aeem to
city of the Hawaiian islands.,. It waa a understand, that few American . votes
political m? ""tr.?
campaign that the Island, had expert- ent. ' He is volatile and easily influ
enced during- ' the Bin ' years of the enced and is liable t .change his mind
membership in the number of the state. l" .'"rtflSltifo
and territories of the United... States, part of this- is that the last speakers
but nowhere else in this ever-growing" during the campaign have the ad van f
country of ours could another such po- far as the auditors whom they
litlcal meeting- be found. aodres. are concerned. - - ... .
In the bandstand the park is used on . 'Tn" American speaker was followed
ordinary occasions for baseball games. . .Portufae,ev, wno-:- fP6 " J,n
band concerts, etc iniat - the leaders or English,-, addressed., most directly his
the party, a queeriy mixed group of pol- owo countrymen, who form a very Im
...... ' o utt? i portant factor in the political situation.
.loaded HTwkiianT'VtherrhhaU.
r- hlf.hHll There waa nna nart
r"i. "1"
Thi who was saklna- waV a Ha-
.nt nT.f Ww2hnrwifttT
St f li- .hT.t- i.fc",?.1 Jlu:
bers of that race who are left to public
fni1 a t-TnE'r-S After each speech a native orchestra
n wSu.A n.f-T! iLboilg ueve.lo5, Played and sang one of the beautiful.
In whose veins flow the mingled haunting Hawaiian melodies. their
blood of the Polynesian, the oriental V0ce, ringing out clear and soft on
and the Caucasian, a race forthe most the evening air. : Never a Hawaiian
part well educated according to Ameri- ' was born, J think, who could not sing,
can standards, virile, intelligent and, and-there are few of them who cannot
along political lines especially, ambi- play the ukulele, the taro patch or the
tious. Thia race I rapidly pushing the guitar. They are passionately fond of
diminishing Kanakas out of politics, music and It figures in. every entertain
but some of the pure-blooded Hawaiian ment, whether it be a political meet
still take ah active part In publio af- mg, a church service, a luau or feast,
fairs.. And any roan with Hawaiian or a funeral.
blood in his veins takes to politics as . .But it was the crowd I waa Interested
naturally as does an Irishman to -the In rather than the speakers or the pur
police force. . pose f the meeting. There were about
-v The man spoke in Hawaiian, that cu- U)00 of -them, and the full moon
rlou. language which can be as soft and the Hawaiian moon by the soft, brll-
'pllng over mossy stones or as harsh and
'raucous as the filing of a saw, the lan-
e-uage mat ) equally aaapiea ror max-
fng love or for pouring out Invective
and vituperation.
At the side of the speaker stood an
Interpreter who. after every few sen-
tences translated what the orator had
,eald Into Engllnh. The Hawaiian talks
largely, in parables, sure sign that the
.language and the people are not yet so
r mil that thhv hava Artt awav from
natttre and 'become entirely absorbed
by the hard practicality of our hurried
Thw' h"ATrr,T .VTT.n .
thing but direct statements.
Spoke as Leader.
The man spoke as a party leader,.
- urging the voters to support the. ticket she - seconded with snapof her Jwa
and stand by the platform of his party, and -ou? ielamatlon. 'TVela ka hao,"
. . . , i. . , , , she would cry. "Sure kela, ana
pointing out how It and It alone could -kokoa" the crowd would back her up.
'save them from calamity and give them '
the things they most needed. I beard Nearby a Young Woman.
"something like this before on the plat- Near her sat a young woman, a jia pa
form of many another polttlcal arena. haoIfl or half-white, nursing openly aTid
But the speaker became more spe- unashamed a tiny, black-eyed, black
clflc. He dwelt on the separate planks headed -keikX Both women smoked as-
of tlw party platform and pointed out
iiiv rr.MJuij iviiuiuuii i.k iuw iai.uima
of the other parties. He Nlldn't talk
about the tariff. The need of leglsla-
tlon to prevent financial panics was a
'J.rtrlhJ'rMi11.0 Ill
nlnn r vfn horary thA triiara flntl rna
firenaiory corporations ana urge lenis-
atlon which should curb their depreda-
. . . ... . fi;
Such things have nothing to do with
a political campaign In Hawaii. The
speaker did devote a little time to prals-
Ing one of the presidential candidates
and pointing out how much superior he
was to his opponent, but this was
merely in a perfunctory way and was
done as mechanically as he repeated
mv.p.1 flmAn th nrtvlna in tha vntara
to "vote the straight ticket."
It was to other and more important
matters that the speaker devoted most
v ijm iuii iib jiu.mon uuv iimi .1
HiJ?vtyv.vh hthPrnnri.tewhW-hn tt
1"1Ie,-1?0!, e.P.uLS' n.U
kAir nliln Axtrr ih, .l,hnn nn tha
public roao wouia get an increase or a.
quaner . looiur a. ua.y nu hbxi ana
nol would be more plentiful in the
nouses of the Hawailans. His party,
too. would urge a modification of the
land laws, so as to throw open to set
tlement by the native HaWalians of
winrA or t tin IH nn now nam in Iflrve lots
by the big Interests. Kvery Hawaiian
. - . . . . . . .
would De aoie 10 nave ana own a nome.
of his own, where he could raise his
own taro have his own banana patch.
. i ii.
Rruw ma .""". -
in. the lutlas of the Hawailans.
The man spoke vigorous.
tlSlng
tongue, hands, feet, his whole body In
his efforts, for mucn ol tne meaning or
tie monev ueslaes 10 Duy a pig ana men , i - ., lurever, ann muunugui ana me liars uenv. ttur nawau is a lerriiury ana ner i n larm is ini-niiwiitrii nuiuoiiiurn it -... ........ .. - .
V . 7. . t. mi..". . . ... in"fact and his entire wardroha mnv ,v.n n.kt ., tu, in ki. avaa n- ti.A. a v.. nn i. ,v, ka i,,. k.. t i i. a miaatinn whAthAr nf oriental narentara or not
stories metaphors sfmllles all Of the , , ' . - ..u.j pruwn or gray or uiaca arc 01 iminiieiy selection 01 tne executive neaq 01 tue tnat arotjaea no mifrrin. i iid airiB.p wno m
-i lil i.h iu.,. ,i ni..ni.k at the nect and a pair of ancient ovo:- areater Importance and reaulre much irovernment. Even the sroverner and Hawaiian voter doesn't care whether comlngan American citizen. There
7iba The, nthe- r.artv he said was a nll! ,Perlou"'y held In place by a belt greater investigation than the platforms the circuit court Judges are federal ap- bank deposits are guaranteed or not, a good many thousand Chinese and Jap
u. -J"rL ".liTIi. .. a ut he wears a lei, whether It be to a of nartles and the aualiflcationa of can- Dointees and there ar no conirressmen for he has no denoslt. He mav Jiavc anese ln the islands when Hawaii wai
HrTvinr aw-av all the nab an that the rlc,e or. lo Jrork on the dock" or out dldates. or senators representing the territory, his personal preference as to the presl- annexed to the United States, and of
anting wny mi mc ii.ni ou inni mo fish nar In the sea. And manv of th , nut hvnmi thA H.nin. Arnwa t u nnh. .Ani-AAAntAinn in nna.rAo a riAnti.,1 KinriUuii., hut that la all and ronr manv of them had children. In
noor Hawailans could not eaten any. r i.. i ' ' ... " . . " J.rr T."r: Jry.'.v.y "r ..r""" r.V-"' " " u; . j,.. .i.. i,.. k. thn.,.
tj.it i.Ia n.,-, , m ni n trt uiM nat "v....,. y . ... ALuiiu iiivrn iuuiiq mem tne luvers. wanaering tie- one delegate, wno nas tne privilege or it manes no un icrciii-t;, anyway, as u- ui mm, mom .f.-..
P .lv 5 1. ," .i.r.i broad-brimmed hats, but about their-side'-the river, standing together ob- the floor in the house of reDresentatives does not vote for members of the elec- sands of Chinese and Japanese chll
sna.K H lid men xiau wuum uo yi:iititui n-rlra n,.i..- n K..t .v.
me Hawaiian iaiisus i omuuuicu in nanging in siiK Drained magniricence the land. And the lovers were of as Besides there are territorial leglsla- censes and such other matters as con- xle not only tne wnite ana native tia
gestures, facial expressions, lntona- down their bai-ks. And there were "Jan- varied nationality as the audience I tora. ennntv. annervlaora aherlffa and rrni him dlrectlv and nersonally. This, waiian population of the islands, but
tlon of the voice.
vnen ne naa iinmnea, ms pinco or-
fore the audience was taken by a white
majt. He apoke ln Kngllsh for the
most part, and the interpreter trans-
lated Into Hawaiian, but frequently the
speaxer iapsen ior a sentence or iwo,
or pernaua uniy a. "mu. imu nu
which pleased the Kanaka part of the
a.iviIaiwa ImmAnaAlv F'a w .whlta man
can obtain the confidence of the ftatlves
WIDOW TIPPERARY AND
By M. Wyckoff.
1 . . .
WHEN Mionaei Tipperary went .wvlni' in t hree binkZ one not beln"
skyward on a blast, he left be- tnough to hold all of them."
hind him a widow, 1500 ln "He's handsome, too," sighed ""the
life insurance and-three chil- widow. "He has the folnest oyes! He
dren For awhile the Widow has 4 foln way of carryin" hisself, too
Tipperary was inconsolable; th en. he re- l0uf .aid Mrs. Doogan.
turned to her looking glass, nut tne ,.r n ,-- ha hataa -hiiiiar
children! That was the pity of it. Coo-
tran the saloon man. paid, his addresses
for a spell and5 was seen no more. Dln
neen, the district leader, called a few
times and never came again.
That they
admired the widowshe was more than
certain. That they were ready, willing
and anxious to ask her to .name the day.
ha had no doubt. That the latter event
dld not transpire, she blamed upon her tlcal Mrs. Doogan.
incumbrances. For who 'twas thus she The widow sighed again and went
reasoned would care to wed a widow, sorrowful. :
however ' desirable, when such venture Presently Mrs. Doogan smiled. "I hov
involved the simultaneous annexation it!" she cried in triumph. "I hov a
of three obstreperous and unkempt . scheme that'll do the business. Listen,
"kids?" So the widow continued to If. the osslfer ever catches sight of the
gaze sorrowfully into her mirror and childer, and ho", shure to do. that, tell
bewailed the fate that robbed her of him they're not your childer at all. Tell
her prospects. him you kane a school. Tell him they're
It wa. in September that the Eighth somebody else's childer that are slnt to
District Chowder association held it. you to git an eddlcation. Tou must
annual picnic. The widow wa. thert) coach the childer, of courae Tell Tom
alone, in due time she was introduced -my his name is not Tipperary at all,
to Osslfer Mulligan, a handsome bache- It. is Cassidy. Yon are -not his mother
lor. Osslfer Mulligan wa. smitten at at all at all. Willie can be Ms brother,
first sight. For "the remainder' of the another Csssldv. As fer Maggie, her
day he scarce took eyes off the buxom name is O'Brien."
lady. Together-thev nibbled nectar in "I'll do It." said the widow. . .
its picnic" aspect of hot frankfurter In furtherance of the scheme Tommy
sausages; together they sipped ambros- was duly informed that eveirlns- as to
l,l chowder; together they wandered"- by the new facts ooncernlna! his existence,
the sands of the sea and watched the Tommv was a bright boy: 14 rears on
ships as they flitted to and fro ever the th city streets hail eoulpped him with
sun-kissed water.. Ere long Osslfer Mul- wisdom far beyond his years. He st
llgan by dint of close questioning, once comprehended that there wa.
learned that hi. partner waa a widow something behind such precipitate or-
and therefore matrimonially eligible, phanatre. "My name is Cassldv?" he
She also divulged her address and he repeated with a sm'rV. "So you're not
asked permission to call. In an evil my mother. Is if Willie Is me brothAr
moment .he told him she was alone and Maggie Isn't? I knew the last half
all -alone In the world with a soul, of that before. We're all nooplls. nre m-e.
Whence thla tale.
Tha nex mornin the Widow Tin.
perary held converse with her neighbor.
Mrs. Dorgan, 1 arlent the events, of the
precepting afternoon. "It wor a Tolne
time'' said-the -widon' coyly,, "an I met
yer frlen' Mulligan, a foine mon. Be-
chune the two of u. how, he had oye.
fer no Wan but me from .the .time we
meti An . what n more, be a aKea per-
mission, ter caii,
nlaht."-
He . comm. Jrpjaay
"wny, Osslfer Mulllran is the p'llce
man on this very beat," said' Mrs, Dor-
gan. . "A .plerygid- osslfer he be, -too.1
ltut; in Doma small dearea.-
Th .hl. ,r.AAlr. -i,VW .lnna, th.
The speaker, were numerous and not
brief, but there
-wan no Inclination tin
the cart of the audience to depart A
audience will ..it all night
nrt """ to speeches and never a, one
'"" will think of gain home until
,., i.8t word has been sooken.
l aewspaper without any straining of
ie eyes shone down on their eager,
.r""-
It was like a congress of the na-
twns. Several' hundred chairs and
benches had been provided and these
were all occupied while back beyond
-thn was a darVf circle of hundreds
"""" either standing or sitting on the
11 r?f , . ,, , . ."i
th? !?n r0JL.f?,tJ' 'I-- -
where I sat on the -platform, was an
Wh-mn.h?Whi'vi i!-0i.
lJ W"- S""
forward, elbows, on knees.
chin resting-
in her palms. Her face was dark and
wrinkled and like, old parchment, that
has been' smoked. . but her eyes were
keen. Her whole attention was given
to the speakers, and each telling point
slduouely, the older one a pipe, the
j'uun.er ciga.reiiea wnicn ene ronea
herself. At Intervals the stalwart hus-
band of the' girl took the child and
held It awhile.
I" the me row several Whlte
apparently as much Interested In the
n a w-in iiic natives inrtn-
selves. Back-of them I saw a Chinese
Kiri, clothed In American costume and
as pretty as you could aak of anv
woman to be,, A "Chinese woman can
wear American clothes and look an If
they belonged to her. arid the chan(?
from the black silk trousers, gnudv
loose jacket and greased, brass orna-
yv. rn t'aA Vmi I t h,r unt... . 1. .
transformation that must he seen to he
realized. It is different with the Jap-
anese. A Japanese man can wear Am-
: ' ". impiii,
one oreincln " LrZ
t(.m n 5' 5.r..i,lkiiI,.t.tJ!
beautv spoiled and made Hrilcillnna hir
"V ' " w"' woman
T.; 'T i , .
j"hn h nc!0" .elVin ?i&L r
complexion I can t help sighing for the
2"?". fL"".1 . Klmo.no.. WItn xne
ur7 Vui anuiieu aruuna n. .
- vi ' ' 1 1 "v 1 " - " 1 1 " " 1 1
?f fathers but most of them were of
f In wora a ma t Inni mall, trfnir0r
i' '" T1 , r V" '
irns- " 1?. tne ttgtt at per-
"" raU 5.whhloll. thJ Hawaiian al-
ways makes, whether he be rich or noor.
T4a mav waar nn ahnaa n.,oll nn..nt
TiaoV nr tha mai n rhaic. t mmm,
rh KM. HrAAA4 In nnu 4o.1ta .V ,
fj,Bt blue overalls, and with queues
either wound around their heads or
anese, some in their native costume,
wnicn consists or a Dreecn-ciout. a cot-
ton undershirt and a loose kimono with
Immense sleeves which can conceal any-
thing from a knife-to a stolen pig. Little
Miss Nippon was there, too, with her
cneruoic smnp. rum sne carea any-
iiii"S "r uuimuo, -jjui mn muni do
wherever Tanl or Motamatsu or Moro-
mnln nr whatever hla nam a htnnanAil in
bJ, was. And scattered through the
Shure, and the glrrls 1. half crazy over
him Ana mnnAV Thav An aAv ha Ir.ana
He hates 'em worse nor poison. It was
only last week he arrlsted thlm Dooley
kids fer obstructln' the sidewalk.
He
Je.' dlspises jchllder.
. The widow sighed wearily. "I. knew
that. So I told him; I wor alone."
How can you tape tnim wnen ne
comes to see you?"
"I'll send fhim away."
"But if he's reallv serious he'll come
often and unexpected." said the prac-
All rlarht mother that -la to say. Mrs.
Tlnnerary. JTofi're the boss and If yon
isnia my nam" was .ijinriie I a nave to
take it with thanks. Oni pl-ase let me
know when the rra I over.",
Ma ear I e refused to accept her new lln-
eage and threatened to run awav. In
the meantime sh wept coplou. -teafs.
As f nr . Willie, the -venr-old he re-
paired tidings .with istolc unconcern.;
Tommy wss stttl hi. brother; that. .was.
an ne carei ennui. i
That nla-ht .Tommv "trvod In tha hall-
wav whan- Officer Mulllaran, resplendent
In the blue uniform and brass buttons
K..I .u.r v, .. a uynasties may rail or rise; presidents tne united mates toon tne islands
or wreaths about their hats. Some were t. ... ... rlaht or franchlae waa rnnferreH on
V , - a.';.' V'. ,' m&).
Imt rl-. sua 7 i '- i s t LwJ
U f 4S; , ,;v a',: JP'" f ' Wa- .sv'i
;PEe5EN'TATiVE
f
,
crowd, I could see khakl-clad soldiers
rrom tne rort and wnue unirormea sau-
ore from the battleship which happened
to be ln port-
T ir-j J T . 1 J
.
1 unaH1ana una wsnurrcu
"t to he "wd and beyond-and
.K. . , M w...fc.
""""" l, " :"T"""" '""'7..'.
portant tnings in lire man pontics,
. , . , . . . -.
may oe eiectea. serve oui ineir terms
o n H ha Kv nth.r,. tvtiata mav
" "- ..v.
ravage and reformers struggle to over-
, the existing order of things but
tv. k,.oinu.. ...Mn. u... n
-. -IV " -
alttinor In
u .
.U a. t I
aaalnst the stone, embankment of the
river humming the sweet melodies of
had Just left. Yonder under the lacey
aigcroba little Tsura listened to the -
whispered words of Matsuda: sitting on
the stone wall, their arms entwined.
Kalel and Kalapu murmured with-their
heads close together and told one an-
atner tne same stories or love mat tneir.
nawaimn imiipm ana moiners naa tola
when thev themselves were engrossed
In Ha mmt Itnnnrtanl thin. In Ka
Worid. Walking together along one of
HER COUP
of his calling, entered the vestibule and
rang the Tipperary bell.
"That cop is offn his beat," com
mented the astute boy. "If the rounds
comes- around he's in fer it. But my
name is Cassidy."
The next night the visit was repeated;
and yet the next; and yet many suc
ceeding nexts. HI. courtship was pro
gressing smoothly. The widow", ru.a
was working like the proverbial charm
Only once did discovery threaten.
That was during one of the osslfer' s
vlfsits when Maggie placed her mouth
Just outside of the keyhole and. called
through the door, "Ma, Willie; says his
name's O'Brien and I am Maggie Cas
sidy. Whhch am I, please?"
"Unroolv poopils thlm," said the love
lorn osslfer.
"Turrible," said the widow shyly.
"But you- know something must be
done to pay the rlpt."
In the hallway below stood Tommy
smoking a cigarette. "That's a fancy
stunt," ne mused. "He', been six times
offn his beat and six times he's been
up to our floor. Guess he's keeplfi' com
pany -with my mother I mean Mrs.
Tipperary as used to be my mother.
But mv name is still Cassidy. He rushed
me outen the way tonight I guess he
don't like kids. It's all In the game,
though." So Tommy smoked away and
patiently, awaited developments.
Three days afterwards the entire flat
learned that the Widow Tipperary was
engaged "to be married to the handsome
Mulligan. Tommy alone disapproved
of .the alliance. "This school business'
is n. g." was his comment. "He don't
like us. that's plain. I deesay when ma.
meaning Mrs. T Is married, they'll be
turnln' lis out and tryln' to send us
home. Home! I wonder where the Cas
sldvs live. As for Mulligan, I'd give a
nickel to call him 'pa' Jes once, and see
how he'd take It."
The next day was Friday. " Tommy's
recollection of the exact time Is .distinct
because he remembers it. marked his
fifteenth summary dismissal from
school. This time he had been caught
ln the act of carrying a caricature of a
policeman bn .the top of his desk. " lie
was marched out of the! school and com
manded never to return.
When he reached home he found the-6-year-old
-Willie ln tears.
Cheej- up. old sport," said he reas
suringly. -"Get a smile on. Mr. William
Cassidy.'. I'm off for the day." Let',
take a walk." -
Hand In hand theW meandered toward
.the .river front. Suddenly, a. they
walked they espied llie looming figure
rrf a policeman. It tea. Officer Mulli
gan. :. . ' . -M
a a 1 . 1 WV 1i7tt. ' .. Jf J
a a i i if lTfiKL. fcjaup--.- ..r rarrr
Natives are Natural Orators7-I.npress.0fc3 of a. People" Vto ; Have Become Americanized in; Snort Period
" " ' ' 1 . . r - ' J - then? Are we to have an oriental ter
ii a a ii rTri n -fucja
the paths Maria Querrerro apd Manuel
Garcia told the old story to one an
other with all the fire of their Porta
anrMtrr la PVAn Ah Si
hVowhlHperBweet nothin
In the shell-like ear of little Ho Tai.
Sins;
gs
pn Ilp OI puillll-n is
Tha iramn nf nnlltlna la attll snmp-
thlnir of a novelty to the Hawaiian, .but
already he is proving himself an aflopt
a, tne g8me. He takes to it naturally,
He may Tnot yet approve very strongiy
of annexation! he mav still Ions for Jjie
good olf davs of the monarchy but he
t., ... ica- . ,nmn,.,,,tii. Whn
' ... - . , ' " f - - - -
the
ail
rlalit et rranch n waa fAnfurmd nn all
,t, f th kln,dom and the Ha-
.. .V ...
kalian was given tne joyous privilege
of having three or four delirious months
every two years. -
i. i. -., v. ,,
. " VI" . 'J.I K'
anH nan aneak hut cannot vote. Rut tt
i j.... ......t. i ui mm
v.- o. , j ..i . ml
to Dav a few hundred thousand for his
-jeat ln the senate.
other small fry to be .elected, so the
voters or the -Islands are sure of plenty
of excitement.
Hawaiian an Orator
'
The Hawaiian la a born orator. There
I. hardlv nna nf Ihem' whn -annnt nn
,, , " I? cannot on
the Slightest Provocation. Or no prOVO-
vatlon at all. mount the nearest dry
know thla 1. school hours?" he asked'
gruffly.
"I do that." said Tommy.
"Why aren't you at school, at the
widder's school, where yes belong?"
"None of your business." said Tom
my curtly.
"Punch him." whispered Willie who
had an abiding faith in Tommy's pugil
istic potentiality.
"A good chanst to get rid of thlm
while we're on our honeymoon," thought
the officer. Aloud be added. "I'll arrlst
both of yex. Come along."
Tommy went smiling. Seeing that,
Willie smiled too. The latter young
gentleman was certain that Tommy's
apparent docility was feigned and that
at the psychological moment when Mul
ligan had been lulled Into unwarlness,
he'd soke 'lm yet."
Nothing of the kind happened, how
ever, and they soon reached the station
house. A sergeant received them.- He
was large and fat and he -paraded gilt
galore. But Tommy did not care; he
had resolved upon his course of action
and was careless as to his fate.
The sergeant turned to Tommy. "Is
that little feller your brother T'
"Sure, can't you see?" said the boy.
"We've the same shade of freckles. His
name Is Bill, W-l-l-l-l-a-m."
"And yours?"
"Thomas Tipperary.,"
"That's a lie. ' shouted Osslfer Mulli
gan. "His name" Is Cassldv. He's a
poopll at the Wldder Tipperary'. school,
I caught them playln hookey."
"Is your father llvln'?" asked the ser
geant. "No, sir. He's dead. He was shot
dead in the service of his co contrac
tor." "Mother llvln?" ' .
"Dunno. I" guess she Is. Anyway "1
used to think her name was Tipperary.
We live at 26 Blank street."
"do and fetch Mrs. Tipperary," said
the sergeant.
Tommy felt that his time had come.
"Just "a minute," he said. "Sergeant,
when a osslfer Is a oasifer he's uiuler
p'llce rules?"
Mulligan glared savagely.
"Yes sir." answered the sergeant.
"And when a osslfer goes dut he goes
Out on a heat?"
"Yes, sir." .
"And .if he goes offn his beat, he's
punished?" ,
"Yea fined and dismissed."
"And if he goes orfn hi. beaf six
JUmes it', worse?"
Mulligan fled. Soon afterwards he
returned an1 Informed the sergeant
that It was all a mistake, r
"I've found the parents-l-bolh f
thlm." . r-
But ha omitted tr explain ' thaton.
of those parent. - was-, -new one' and
wore bra, tm (tons. When they-emerged
from the station and Tommy looked up
oods box and talk on any suhiect tin-
er the 8un that he ever heard of. He
may know much -or little about his sub-
JecL It Is all the same to him and to
his audience. He may be rich or poors
a sugar bHron or a liacK driver; it
maxes no airrerence. tie is an orator,
anvwav.
There are three parties represented In
the islnnd the Republican. Democratic
and Home Rule. Socialists, KroniDi-
tlonlsts and Hearst Independents hav
not yet Invaded the territory political-
lv.
Unw.v.r tha nartiea are little more
. -- - . . . . . .
than nnmea. Pofitlcs In Hawaii are al-
most entirely Personal. The voters cast
mnnt ,nl ro v np
their ballots for their personal friends
. . , ,,, . . . , . i i
think
or tor tne canaioais. wn,o iney imna
will most advance the particular Inter-
ests of the voter. National issues cut
n,n- a ui.iii.n mii-n
APi " .ii-Tj T.,
toral collcee. Rut he Is Interested ln
.,A,i-
. u. 1 .. 1 1 l.l., n. ,a
rltorinl taxes, the Imposition and col-
lection of fishing and commercial 11-
of course, does not apply to all the vot-
ers, but It does to tne majority, mere
are men In the islands who are as well
posted on national politics an the main-
fand politicians, and they have the ad-
vantage, too, of looking at the campaign
m perspective, nut tney are compare-
tively few In number. ,
Naturally the cosmopolitanism of the
island population Is a considerable fac-
tor ln politics. The islands " have a
(1
HIS GLOOM SHOP RUNS DOUBLE-By J. A. Jayne
OF A CERTAIN man who is for
ever looking on the dark side of
things and complaining that
there Is neither beauty nor bless
injpln the world, it Is said: "He
runs his gloom shop all the time." "
When this man speaks his sentences
fall on the air llke the dismal croak
ing of carrion crow. When he lifts up
his voice there Is In It the melody and
the magic of the "hee-haw" of the
mule. Wherever he goes the air Is as
full of blackness as the sea Is full of
vlle.-sraellng ink after the squkl has
passed that way.
Every hope that comes to this man's
life withers and turns bitter and sour.
Every accomplishment when finished
is like dead seat fruit, full of ashes
and dust within. For him there Is
no pleasure, peace or prosperity. He
Is a calamity howler and howls the
loudest when there Is the least to how'
tbout. si
Thts man Is a success as manu
facturer tf gloom. His smokestacks
are fed from the fires of discontent
and blacken and darken the atmos
phere for miles around.
Nothing that Is done In the world
suits hi in. If he happens to l a mem
ber of a church and on Its official
board he make, the life of the preacher
ind his fellow members" "Bitter, through
his perpetual recitations of how things
were done In former pastorates, and
how the new times are not equal to
the good old times, when he was a
young man climbing life's hill. It
matters little how well the church
choir ' sings, how much time -a com
mittee his spent on arrangement of a
program for - an entertainment, how
much visiting tire pastor does, or the
sermon, he preaches, the smoke from
the fact6ry of the gloomy man fills,
the eyes, obscures the vision and turns
Ufa from a plac where r many
springs of sweet content into valleys
of weeping and wales of Hinnon.
The man who keeps his gloom shop'
in constant operation! never sees the
sun. shining behind1 possible clouds
that enrich the earth, watering It anil
making It full of blessing. For him
clouds are possible harborings of o titer
if I oods that shall devastate the earth.
Ha does not know that in every cloud
hang, a rainbow, that, 'behind every
Cloud -there 1. always a sTlver l.tning. .
at him and Mm "Pa." he slapped
the youagster on the back and told
hlra he wa. all "rolghivl-
THCMITOL
Honolulu;
. '
prohlem to deal with which no other
portion of the United States has. The
population tf the islands Is something
over 1(0,004.. Of this number fully. .70.-
-fmi are" Japanese, 30,000 are Chinese,
anout 46.UU0 are Mawauans ana i P
nawai ans, neiween o.uuu ana iv.vvy,
exclusive Of f ortUSTiese ana BPamsn,
are white cltlsens and the remainder are
Koreans, Porto Rlcans, Bouth Sea is-
landers and scattering.
Under the organic act by which the
islands were annexed to the United
States, any one of whatever nationality.
whowas acltisenofthemonarchy.be-
... . . , . i a . i
came. If he so wished, a citizen of the
United State, Thjs let in a large num
ber of orientals Chinese and Japan
, ...... i.. . . 1 . La.,. .K.
ese who otherwise could not have ob-
rue wnu ""
talned citizenship, as the federal law;
do not permit of u.e naturallxatlon of
nrt.nta a
a.li hlU K, nn l.rl,.n anil
were
Iren
born ln Hawaii since annexation. These
r,hiiAran a r nmrina un anH It will
Ka nM.vv..niml IhAVwIll ha A.
Igible to vote. What the result is go-
ing to be is what Is beginning to pus-
also the' heads of the government " at
wasntngton. ior in a comparatively
few years, unless there Is In the rnean-
time a sudden and unexpected Influx
of Immigration from the states, the rot-
lorltv of the voters in the Islands iwlll
De Japanese ann t ninese.
Wbat will they do then? There is no
one, who knows the Japanese, who be-
lleves for 'a mrnuta that he will over-
look such a br'ieHant opportunity. What
When the needs e"f the country de
mand that men shall talk and-act In
a spirit of confidence, he finds that
the countrv is between the devil and
the deep blue sea, and that without
doubt It Is goinff" to the "bow-wows."
He Is a second Ksau selling his happi
ness for a mess of pottage and then
growling because happiness Is not to
be found by him. He is another Ish
mael whose hand is against every man
and against whom every , man's hand
Is turned.
The man operating hfs gloom fac
tory has hud his innings very decid
edly in the last few mwntliB. He falls
to "realize, however, that rnucH of the
cloud that has been hanging over the
country Is only heavy smoke that has
come from his an factory. That it
Is a smoke that does not point back
the manufacture of things, that the
ceuntry needs, that Its 1 product is
'worthies., useless, and carries with It
no consideration.
The man who keeps his gloom shop
running all the time looks down tho
liner ijt the weeks and months and be
lieves that harder and still harder
times aro in store for the eighty-five
million people who ' are' scattered In
Ameilca between the rocks of Maine
-and the sands of California. Tell him
that a mill has started he will reply
that. "It's all done for political pur
pose, that It will close after election."
Tell him that a great corporation has
received orders enough to keep It.
fa'tofles running for a twelve-month,
he'll reply, "the goods are being sold
at less than co-t of manufacture,
wages are low. and other concerns are
therebv compelled to slurf up. shop!"
Tell him that the rFld is growing
better, that youngineh are truer,
nobler and more Hvtelllgent' than form
erly he wj.ll say. . "things are not what
they eeehi!" Tell him that tile spirit
of the Good Samaritan is abroad in
the land as- never before, he will re
ply, "all fjlfts given by rich men. or
poor as tne cise may be are given
from selfish and ulterior motives, f runi
a desire for notoriety and a purpose
to hoodwink certain people whose in
fluence they-desire," tell him that in
tnlligence in more abundant. that
knowledge 1s being disseminated to a
greater extent, than ever he will re
ply, "to what end all this .dlssemlna
thm of .knowledge. 4t only gives mn.
greaier a"siee. ror . tnings iney- can-net-attatn.""-
-' i -r;- - '
'And so , U" goes, mention asv Sub
ject you will,, the manufacturer of
gloom has a bunch of. his produet"to
shove Into. your, face hop log thereby
Edward P.
Irwin of Ihe
rltory, governed largely by Japanese. .
with a Japanese legislature, Japanese .
County officers, clerks in the county
and territorial offices, etc. T There
seems no ether thing possible so long
as Hawaii remain, an lorganlsed terri
tory, ..; . . . 1 ; ;
The Organic Law. . ; " "
It is thts situation, apparently, which
ha. given . rise to ,the rumor, from
Washington that lire heads of the gov
ernment are considering the advisabil
ity of having congress revoke the r- .
ganlo act, thereby taking .away from '
. the citizens of the territory the right
of franchise. This would certainly be
an extreme measure, and it Is doubtful
if the remedy would be any better than
the disease. ,- ,
What foundation there is. for the ru
mor tha writer is unable to say, but It
certainly is being taken seriously by
the people of Hawaii, as is indicated .
by the utterances of. the. press of Hon
olulu. And, strange to say,: the news'
paper seem to be not only resigned to
- the idea, -but even mildly to approve,
,' -Of it. r J
But the proposition la looked upon by
the native Hawailans only as an another
effort on the part of the white tnan
to take from them the right of fran
chise. Ever since annexation the Ka
naka has been suspicious of the haole ,
for the overthrow of the monarchy
rankles and will not be forgotten a.
long as the generation of 10 years ago
Is still alive. They are always afraid
that the whfcea will manage In some
way to deprive them of the ballot. And
It is but fair to say- that a good manyj
of the white people of the island re-i
'gsrd the natives as unfitted for the1
right of franchise and -would be glad
to see it taken away from. them. So
the Hawaiian, have some ground t&l '
their suspicions. .
' It Is the feeling that Hawaii should
remain the land of the Hawaiian, that'
gave rise t6 the third party some Tears
ago, the Home Rule party, the motto
of which Is "Hawaii for the Hawaiian a.
This party five years ago was very
strong and elected not only nearly, all .
the members of the legislature, but: also
many other orricers or tne local govern- 1
ment But slnoe that time It has grad
ually been. wasting away, and though
the feeling that gave It birth t. still
prevalent among the natives, their ln- .
ferests have become too much divided ,
fhr the party to have much strength.
Nevertheless, it still remains a factor
In Hawaiian politic.
- This' year a new party ba. arisen, ,
called tha Labor party. The name, how-
ever. Is misleading, Suggesting aa.it'
does, a concerted movement on the part
of organised labor. There- is no organ-
Ised labor in Hawaii. It Is doubtful if .
a labor day parade could muster much
more than a, .core of men holding union .
cards. The name chosen is simply a
name, nothing more. The leader and
organised of the party Is Charlie Achl.
a napa-pake, or half Chinese, half Ha
waiian lawyer who, notwithstanding '
the fact that h is Ignorant of the law,
almost entirely - uneducated and of a
more or less shady reputation, yet ha.
frreat Influence over the Hawailans. It
s a fact wortrty of note that the ad
mixture of- the Chinese blood with-- the
Hawaiian gives rise to a generation '
more Intelligent than the Hawaiian and,
more virile than the Chinese. There
are many of these half-castes in' the .
islands and they will undoubtedly
prove a very important factor In th
development of the territory.
Chinese Voters.
The pure blooded
Chtoese
voters
themselves are no unimportant factor
in the politics of the group. There are
a considerable number or these, and
they go Into politics intelligently hut
nn, rftn n -what thev inr rotas'
, todo. ' Who can read the mind, of an
'oriental, anvwav. But It is certain that
they will all stand together, so all rmr-
tteB try hard for their votes. They
nv, their own organisation and listen
w.,- K.. K nhnAB. A
!.;,,.,. Then fha: a-n anrl vota
thev Dlease , '
- The present delegate to congress from
HT,frf . Jonah Kuhlo Kalanlanaole
"a a'1 '?JJ """i ntJt uJlt ,.Vi 7!
IV";- h "'"t r, "V" ?J. r.;Zi...
: :rvr".- " -"' i" -Ti "1' . .
IM I KIM LnR . inv. ailU rTHIWCl Ul Mil. SI I.I I
""" -V","' '""i," on aVcunt of W own
SJJ"(lK.artlyy on Scclunt of heTn"
yJl1c2 J1 th.e V 5B,'0PI?E:
-i. v TTAmotnhar It la onlv 1 vmn
aiiy. tfI""ra":," "L it, ,nnAmt?t
ce,-j;rtla "gV-teti and I Queen LilioSka-
Lnl ".M. .D vr n4. .siin ijinouaa-
lant 18 Still ltVlng. It Cannot b ex
pected that the loyal subject, of the
monarchy have thus soon forgotten
their allegiance to their former rulers.
wen muuKn iney nave sworn allegi
ance to the new government.
At j the election two years ago two
candidate, opposed the reelection of
Prince Cupid, as the deles-ate la com.
monly called. . McClanahan, . a white
l'JM""u"19-yvFT?"':rfPrcml'T9-
vicset. ana inaries xsotiey. a? Hawaiian.
"1 the HOBW KUle ticket. Both Wr
aliy dereated. This year Notley Is
' " , . UCZ antv: democrat.
are represented Tjy Link McCvidless, a
white man who has lived many year,
in the Islands. The strong effort be
ing made to defeat Kalanlanaole I.
looked upon by the Hawailans as an
effort to wrest from the royal house
of their blood the last vestige - af au
thority, anil thav a , .u.it
cised thereby. Consequently the race
i""" .year-, eniera even more
strongly than usual and it is alwava
an Important factor into Hawaiian
politics.
to brln you to Ma way of looking
at things.
The fact of the matter Is the.mtnu
facturer of gloom ha. failed to get
the right perspective on life. He wear,
blue gla.sea. He has mental myopia.
He fails to gee straight. The truth Is
the country Is coming to a greater
season of prosperity than it has ever
known. Crop, are abundant, millions
of cattle are on the hlllsk factories
are beginning; to open their doors, pros
perity Is on-the way. Spite of all tha
gloom shop man can say or do there
are good time, coming, there are gooS .
times com trig!
Woman and Her Pajwr.
From the New York Tlmesi"
Did you ever notice how al woman
open, a paper? It Is as different from. :
the method of a man a. her skirt 1.
from his trousers. . '.
If she is In her own home, with
plenty of space and sitting In
capacious rocking chair, she ha. room
enough to do it successfully,. If ah.
1. anywhere else, she become, a public
nuisance. ' ! - ,
A man opens hla paper sharply, keep
ing the steers close together, folds" It
lengthwise In half, thn double it,
making .t - frrto a -flat "pamphlet, a ni"
reads it comfortably. He doesn t go us
any one's eye. out, or knock off their
hats, or tickle the back of" their ears
and necks. .
But a' woman! She opens the Sheets
and then spreads out ; tholr entire
length in front of her. up -in the air, '
with both arms extended at full length
to hold the aylKea. The fact that "tin
is, reading thcfflrst column on the ftrt
sheet doe. not prevent lief from keep
ing the paper spread out In ' this pu.
sitUin during .the. whole time she 1s
reading. -. .
When sho turns' another . shrr-t s'm .
take, the whole. thing a bit .higher in
the air, makes as much of a nn ex a
she can when 'sht Is turning H, ami '
then readjust, it again in spieaa-pa j
position.' - . ,,
Th fact that she I. taking up n,o.t
of the space allotted t ,., i, p.-r,,.,,,
Around her never enters her min i
. ..A J-WH Wh,H In an awusin(t- r--'-at
Waterloo, Iowa, large enous)i t i .
24 passengers, is,diveti by uiu,. '..
ter on the bid prtn'.pl rt v.ii ..
mill whedw TliK At-r ti-; -. ',
. th. .top-by i an electric ihgic..