THE OREGON SUNDAY JOURNAL, PORTLAND, SUNDAY MORNING, AUQUST . 1808.
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J'.y Jim II. .
Governor liryont H. limoka f .'M'
tns. who mne the rrlnelp.-il artdr.s
Wyoming day at the x j o H 1 n un1
who Is will kn..vrn in ivrllini.i. Is a
most irlfli!it fell.iw 'Pint K !''
ho Is one of ttir bt'M-known iiu-i. In
the int. He has twlra n il-.'.l
to the fro I'rnomhlp of U icmlnii uu'l
la one of thoinot aoj.uliir mm :.o hu
held office In thf (!
Mr. Iirooks has ! n a citizen of
Wyoming for moil rtf-li 3" v""" . ,"'
enl out ti're when he m n.'tMii,;
more than n hov, took u B i-l.iini. an. I
for several ye'irs maJe his IIvIiik 1 1 . 1 1
pins; wild iinimaJs anil si-Minn tlui
kins. Then he jtot hold of a row o
mr. anil oilrdfll thrill from tilt ll
tli.na until h h.l several more tiiad
"uallv the herd k-rt Inoroasiii)?.
Mr Brooks soon had ono of the hes
ranches In Wyoming. It l
nnthest of Cacper. He fed his cut
! in tha winter. This re'iiilruil I'll
f hav. Hiv cost a irrt-at ili-.il. no Mr
Ttrnnka soon britan raislnc his own
.t
iinni hnnt 50 or 30 years ai;o Mr
Prnnka aMfl married to a ('hhano sul
' He took her to the. ranch Boon nit-'
ha weiirilnir. Mrs. Iirooks had neve
been west of the west side of Chlcapo
x-ittiirAll v it wan a- great trio I
Mr. Itronks. She. wanted to know all
aHmit the oattle business. Irrlxullon
the Indians, and wild animals which
Inhabited the mountains which are not
w fmm the H rooks ranch. lira
Brooks had never seen anything In the
wl d Animal 1 ne larger man a ueri
aid that was In a park In 'hicaR-o.
"Mv. hnt I would like to see an elk.
Mrs. Brooks said to her husband one
Am v
'"Really?" inquired the rancher of his
ltv wife, ' well, we n see u we cau i
u-rnns-e It some dav." he answered.
go Jlr. Brooks Immediately beyan to
earrV out the plans that he had formu
lated In his mind when his wife told
him that she would consider It a treat
to see a real live elk.
Mr. Brooks also took some of his
pow punchers Into his confidence. Wild
fame In those days . was plentiful In
lha central cart of WvominR.
While riding the range one day the
wile nxamlneil. Waitresses were ques
tioned. Then thev were fired
The pinching waitresses are now in
I he plr
'ort land.
"If you want to nee some enrlt ement.
Hcrainlile anions; women and all that
.1 of thlna. lust hanir around here
v i1.it when It Is ruining." said Hoy
fitly. Roy loty Is the hoy
1 .-t v
who has rluiiKe of th
partinenl Ioi tin 1
lost article ilu-
irtlatid Hallway.
' opportunity Mr. Brooks had been look
' Ine for presented Itself. The governor
is an excellent horBeman. Twenty years
ago he used to ride 100 miles in a day
and think nothing about it
In no time Mr. Brooks had gathered
a hunch of cow boys and the elk round
up was commenced. Gradually and
cautioasly the big bull elk was herded
In the direction or tne " !
the valley in the shadow of Muddy
mountain. Not far from the ranch
housa there was a large corral For
this enclosure the cow boys were headed
With the frightened elk ahead of them.
Eventually the task was done.
Mr. Brooks rode over to his home tri
umphantly. . , . T
"Come on over here," he said. I
have something to show you."
Mrs. Brooks Joined her husband.
Then Mr. Brooks had the pleasure of
showing his young wife her first
, glimpse of the wild game of the wild
and woolly west. Afterward the elk
was released and allowed to Join its
fcerd In the mountain.
Zera Snow, the Portland attorney who
" "blew" into Chicago during the Republi
can convention on a very hot day and,
according to the Chicago papers attract
ed considerable attention on account of
hla chilly name and the peculiar trim
of his whiskers, 1s often referred to by
those who know him as "Ezra. ' And by-the-way.
Mr. Snow thinks "Ezra" one of
the worst names 1n the world. Conse
guantity. when anyone calls him "Ezra,"
Sir. Snow Just about melts.
Mr. Snow travels about a good deal.
Not lohg ago he was In Boise. Idaho.
Mr. Snow Is particularly fond of. bridge.
He was playing with J. B. Iyon, who
with Calvin Cobhs owns the Boise
Statesman, and several others,. Mr.
' Lyon kept getting Mr. Snow's ... first
name confused. Repeatedly he called
Jbim "Ezra."
"Please don't do that," pleaded Mr.
Enow, finally. "My name as it is. Is
bad enough. But call me anything; yes,
any old name you can think of, In pref
erence to Ezra."
Now Mr. Iyon always thinks twice
lie fore he addresses Mr. Snow by his
given name.
Down on the slope of the Pacific
6 ear where the waters of the sea wash
shores, and not more than a million
( tnlles from 1'urtirffjd, more or less con-
r tarnation was caused a few cas ago
y the dlscovfry thai the arm -of eerv
Co an guest l ad bf-ei, bruised was black
and blue. Investigation revealed that
i jwaitresses were the - .vise of the dls
, fcolorations on the arms of the men.
Every last one of the men had been
pinched."
Several of the young waitresses were'
tartlculrly fond of pinching, It seems 1
Every time they took an order they
jrave the man walteu on a nice, dainty
little plncn when ifcey came with the
order another pinch wtn administered.
Some of the men. it is said, dldr.'t ob
ject at all.
On day a woman saw a waitress
pinch her husl.and Th Jls was up
An Investigation was started Arms
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Gray Hair to lis Natural
Color and Beauty.
No matter bow long it ha bei (TTty
r faded. ProrntXes a luxuriant growth
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po!tlvcIy removes Dan.
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aU substitute. 2 times as much
UttM as SOc. six, is Not a Dye.
fla4Sc bottles, at tfrvp gists
fciat r tmr tm - TW Cr th hi u.
J-fcu. af Sobs. Ca, ars, N . J.
' Bay's nartlaa Sotprm Ptep.
Sa. nmfS aas nim4 buK as4 al saw sv
m. lina iiMiMyt.)tc InrriM
oss4 SC tw ins a "Iks Cam tasfeasa."
W OODATOX CUARKX A CO.
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iOLeo cir,r" I i'ni i
Light Power company. His office Is
at First and Alder streets.
"Ion't take my word for it, but come
around yourself," he continued, "and
then perhaps you'll be satisfied. On a
rainy dav every conceivable scheme to
get an umbrella free Is brought Into
play. Yes, most ot these persons, I
regret to say, are women.
"Now, I don't sav that those women
didn't lose an umbrella, and it might
have been on a streetcar, but I do say
that hundreds of them rush up here
when the rain Is pouring and for the
life of me. In many cases, 1 can't find
a -one answering the description.
It has been intimated that many or
these women try to work these sobemes
lust to get an umbrella without cost,
having been caught down town without
one. I don't know anything about that
But It does look sort of suspicious.
Each woman, and now and then a
man, lias the description of the umbrel
la she is looking for down to a fine
point. But when It comes to the date
or having lost tne article, tne car ana.,
on which line, why that is where they
weaken somewhat.
I can t let anything go out. you
know, unless It has been fully identi
fied without being brought Into sight"
Along about that time there was a
sprinkle of rain outside. Then It be
gan to pour. There was a rush. Wo
men came from everv direction. The
reporter was crowded away from the
lost article department window. The
last he saw of Roy Doty he was rush
ing about like mnd snd asking ques
tions, questions, questions.
John Ve. Mlnto, Portland's postmas
ter, has not had a vacation in four
years. Only once this year has Mr. Mln
to been away from his office even on
S-unday. Now and then Mr. Mlnto goes
to the seashore or some near by town
to spend Sunday but ordinarily he is
on the Job every day week after week,
and year after year. It isn't that Mr.
Mlnto doesn't like vacations, being hu
man, but he Is conscientious and says
he feels better when on duty In his lit
tle old office In the federal building.
it than evsr before. And So the "shave
vour head." Ides Is spreading.
And all to the great satisfaction of
(ho barbers.
m m
Hnakes and whiskey!
The skin of the big snake which made
its exit from a sewer at Fifth and Stark
ntrcrts the other day has been tacked
up on a piece of cardboard and la now
in n down town shop window. The
down town shop Is a saloon. All around
(he snake skin are bottles and denil
lohns full of whiskey and other bands
of the so-called Joy producing neotars.
"That beats me," said one man as he
Hazed fit the snake remnlna and the
sparkling spirits beside it. "I never
thought any one would ever have the
nerve.
Two men went speeding along In a
creat big machine. There was a look
of satisfaction on the faces of each of
I hem.
They passed persons whom they knew
and bowed. Home of those spoVen to
smiled pleasantly. Still the two rode
on, enjoyinr the automoblllng like only
resl autoruohlllBts can enjoy It.
One of the men was former United
Ptntes Senator Joseph 'Simon. It wss
his machine. He was running It. Re
side him set J. II. Ionnelly, a Chicago
traveling man.
Onlv a few weeks before Mr, Von
nelly had been run down and injured by
Mr. Simon. After some time In the
hospital Mr. filmon asked Mr. Donnelly
to ko for a ride At first he refused.
Mut at last he gave in and now he and
the senator are quite chummy.
their appearance In this city as articles
of food In the smaller restaurants, prin
cipally In those on the east side. The
carp at Tuxedo are said to bs Very largs
mil ntilrA Sainv.
In hie bayous of Ixiulslana a favorite
snort Is to snear the saculalt a SDeciea
il trout whicn anounn mere ana wnicn
cannot be taken by riy or halt. These
bayous are sluggish, narrow streams
running through cypress swamps and
half submsrgeil forests. The fishermen
noes.
Home manage with extreme dexterity
to hold pine torches In one band and
flash the flame In on the water. The
fish rise to the light and they are
speared by others of tha party. The
Acadian as the natlvs of tha adopted
land or nvangeune is oauea serves
these fish baked In claret and covered
with spices and flavored with a little
onion and the small green pepper with
a tomato sauce.
this wide-
CHOICE OF imiAI? VJVE
Got One Whirli Is Smooth Inside the
Bowl, Says the Collojrian.
A collegl.iii who prides himself on
the sweetness and color of his briar
wood plpos nn.l pretends to know a lot
more about them than any ordinary
smbker spent half an hour In a tobneco
shop a few afternoons ago making an
addition to his already large collection.
Some pipes he discarded because of
the grain In the wood; there was too
much btrdstye, he remarked. When he
found one which suited him he put It
aside until he had gathered three or
four which apparently were all right,
and then came Ids final test to pick out
the best of them all.
He held each with the bowl toward
the light, then slowly rubbed his little
finger Inside. Two he discarded, then
repeated the operation with the other
until only one remained out of the dis
card. That one he bought.
"Want 'em smooth inside," he ex-
filalned. A briar pipe roughly finished
nslde the bowl lFn't worth bothering
with. I wouldn't take one for a gift:
wouldn't take the trouble to try to
break it in. for It will never be any
good. It won't cake up right and It'll
never be nice and sweet.
"I've got a theory that when the in
side of the bowl 1s rough all the little
edges and points of the wood char and
burn the first time you smoke it, and a
burnt pipe Is no good. That's why I al
ways take a pipe that has a bowl as
smooth on the Inside as on the out.
"Then It doesn t char but cakes up
evenly and gets good in a little time.
Maybe the theory 1s wrong, but It has
worked out well in my own experience.
and some of my friends who have tried
it agree with me
NEW SP0ET AT TUXEDO
Cnrp, AVIth Which the Lake Is
Stocked, Speared hy Torchlight.
A new form of sport for this part of
the country has been introduced at
Tuxedo this spring with much success.
It la the spearing of carp by torchlight.
Carp were introduced a dozen or more
rears ago from Germany and many
lakes nnd rivers have been stocked with
them. They are more or less a nuisance,
have multiplied exceedingly and have
destroyed many smaller edible fish.
In Germany nnd France, says Town
and Country, the carp are considered
excellent eating, but even there they are
served with sauces which disguise their
flat, rank flavor. They have made
i
A Lady Spe-aks.
He drops lnto oall Snd begins In this
way:
"Such politics ciuV ill
spread distress":
I'm quite in the dark, I am sorry to
say.
But I answer: Oh, yssr
'To you think we will fight with Ja
pan? then he aska
And adds: "I'm convlnoed that the
ta k Is all rot":
I wish he'd not set me such brain tir
ing tasks
I declare: "Of course not!"
"These airships," hs says, "are quite
simple, you Know,
We're destined to fly and be amply
Secure
Of course the development seems a bit
slow."
And I say: "To be sura!"
scteristlo speed and directness of ds-
ciaion.
As chief counsel for the federal gov
ernment Mr Roosevelt declared to ths
court thst tha United Statea court of
appeals revsrssj or ths decision of th
lower court aoes no In sny shape or
way toucn ins merits or ths case, ex-
. In delivering the charge to the Jury
Mr. Roosevelt declared Mi would be re
garded as a gross miscarriage ot Justice
If through any technicalities of any
kind the defendants escaped.
In bringing in ths vsrdlct. which fol
lowed Immediately, Mr. Roosevelt found
unanimously that there Is ihanini.i nn
question of the guilt of ths defendsnts
Or Of ths exOeDtlonallv arrava nhiriAl..
of ths offense.
Sentence reeerved by Judge Roosevelt
but expected, from the arguments of the
rasmuunf attorney, not to be over 15,-00,000.
things that
can only
terrible
Of science and government,
a gin
Can't argue about she
agree
He talks till my head's In
whirl,
But I answer: "1 see!"
If he'd mention the fashions, the shops
and the plays.
Or what the soolety butterflies plan.
My brain would emerge from this
tongue tying haze.
And I'd talk -not that man.
Charles R. Barnes.
The Second Trial. N
From the Boston Advertiser.
The retrial of the Standard Oil com
pany of Indiana upon the charge of
rebating. In violation of the Blkins act.
has proceeded with extraordinary swift
ness and dispatch.
President Roosevelt ordered the
sinew
torney-gcneral to take steps for a
trial
Judge Roosevelt then took the bench
and considered the action with char-
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From
Tou
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"Then what vou
economical wire.
"Not st all. WTist
liberal wife."
I want is a rich.
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PHONE MAIN 2119 TWELVE YEARS IN PORTLAND
Speakln; about vacations every one
has had one. la away or Is preparing to
(to persons who are In court now and
then and see the dignified Judges on
the bench often wonder how In the
world they ever manage to take a rest
and forget the legal problems which
are constantly confronting; them.
United States Judge Charles B. Wol
verton, who presides over the district
and circuit courts in Portland Is fond
of fishing: as a recreation and Is now
away in the wilds of Linn county, near
Cascadla indulging: in his favorite
sport. The law and all Its technicali
ties have been forgotten. In the win
ter Judge Wnlverton plays the German
eame or sKat ana oriage wnint, aunn;
his epnrs time. And It Is said that he
Is a mightly good bridge player.
Fishing Is usually harder than work.
And besides. It Is expensive.
Walter II. Evans, assistant United
States district attorney, epent last Sun
day rambling nbout the Bull Run coun
trv In wenrrh of trout. He worked like
the dickens all day.
Mr. Evans sprained hla ankle during :
the day, lost Ills fishing tackle, went )
hungry, fell In the water and got wet
all over had numerous accidents to the I
automobile he went In, g-ot good and !
sun burned and worst or all, lost hlj
troupers. I
And he didn't catch a fih. j
'It's a great stunt, this shaving the;
head. Try It." It was a clerk down ;
In Front street doing the talking. Then
jconritssiCN' J
4'
he went over snd hecan handling egg,
the sr.elin of which were as white and
smooth id ehlry as the shaved head of
the man hlmeelf.
The nhaved head Idea struck the
clerks f Front street all of a rudden.
There wss a rush for the barber shops
i hat turned mny a dollar Into the
t-offers r.f the barbr. And all this was
before the reduction 10 hair cuts went
!t.tn ef't
The majority of the clerks of Peareon,
! l s A '-. have shaved their heada
; All aiors Frort street shlnjr psted fel
(! itht be n any time during the
rty, hr1 at work, despite the sun. and
eeirilosir contfnted that thr ara at
" rk aod aiiowed the rrlvflegea of ,
summer ana their atd heada
t T a cierka atr the shsvicg the head
m.ij one iney riaim tnai
If aarOllrg will present the Heir falling
oat. ar baldaeaa la other words why
"- 'the pate will certainly do lu .
Ax4 beatdea U iti ust time (hey are
J"' Ana 11 ur cure
far dandruff am th, head without
tf I always cool. . .
ry tne tiin tre anriMy at vn K
mer eaya
itt tne ' ) .Ti tre ftriMy
JJfS Win. eay the elerks, t
r e rrand th4r hair at ?n
aaaY wU aara bcUr Mt aj
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