' A ; ; ; ' - " - .- -,-,...-. : ,, f . ...t, ;.,.,,-... ' ... , : j 111 "' i -" 1 1 1 ' ' 1 '" 1 - ' " t -- i i rr - n .... i i iii ' 1 ' " i ' '- ' i -i V n THE JOURNAL "A AN INDEI'ENDBNT NEWSPAPER. C. 8. JACKSON.. .Pohllahe FllMlahdl ?ry caenlrtf (except Sunday) anil at ID ioamai buiiu- trtrj Sunday moraine tt, lag, fittb nd lunttlll UrMt. I-orliioa, ur. - (' V, Bolffrtd at fbe potofl.c t I'orlland. Or.' for ' - ' , rranotniuloa Uiroogb ti Dalit aa hmim natter. .1 y XKf.KPIIONKS MAIN liV. HOMB. A 06l. AO drtartmati rmrhrd bj th nnrobera. . 1CII 10 opwator the (Vinrtment foo want. mnRlUN AUVKKTI8IN0 RKPHKPKNTATI VB Trrclaad Bonlamln 8ncial Adrfrilnln AerRcr. v llrunawlck Hulldln. 225 Hfth areoua, Kw .'n Tort; Trlhmn- Hulldlna. (blrao. . 8almcrU.ll"ti Trrma by mall to any addreaa IP u uaiit-d HI ntn. Canada or aiaiico. DAILY. On rear f5.no I On month SUNDAY. ,Oo j-aar........ 12.30 I One month DAILY AND SUNDAY. On yaar. ...... .17.60 I Oct month ..I .SO .. .25 ..I .05 I i t -H ' Let us take short views. ;Let us not climb the high '' wall till we get to It, or fight the battle till It 'hpens. or shed tears over sorrows that may never come. We need , all our strength and all the . grace God can give us for to day's burdens and today's bat tle. Theodore Cuyler. WILL IT "POIXT WITH PRIDE?" . . . . ,i substituted wha can hear and heed tht- requests of the people. congress should make money available at the present session, not only for reasons of vital necessity, but because of the unexpectedly fa vorable turn fn labor conditions. For ypars, labor In 'sufficient supply, has t.ot been available, even at the high est wage. A turn in economic con dltions has suddenly throat thou sands Into idleness. They can be had at lower wages, materials can be secured more cheaply and In greater abundance and public works be prosecuted far more economical ly and satisfactorily. It is an ideal tlnifl for beginning an ideal work Its timeliness, as well as its urgency, appeals to everybody else; It ought to Impress congress. Might that body not spare a paltry fifty millions for waterways along with the $350, 000,000 It Is asked to spend on the trappings of1 war? AX EXPLANATION. P' I N REPLYING! to an article in Tha r Journal, ex-Governpr Geer says in his paper: But there have been no 'bad official rec ords.' No state in the union can point to a better record for its state and county officials for the past 25 years than can Oregon under its Re publican administrations." It may be conceded that the rec ord of some if not of , most other rorthern states Is worse than that of Oregon. , It has been worse for underfltand. they think I have lost .Instance, in.ew Hampshire. Rhode my w,u or that , am the worgt jaiauu, isunnecucut, Pennsylvania HESIDENT KOOSEVEI,T was reported as saying recently, in a talk perhaps not meant for the public, but whicli Is good for the people TrJiear or read: "Some of my old friends in New York think I'm crazy. Some others think I am a knave. They have thought of me as a member of their clubs, as a friend of their friend. But they live a narrow life, and take a restricted view of public questions. I once lived that, life, and I can. see how it looks to them. Bnt I have had another life than that. I have been up against the man in the checked shirt, and I come pretty near being able to see some things from his point of view. And it is this that my old friends are unable to understand. Not .being able -to and California. But that "there , have been no bad official records" we speak of legislative as well as administrative recordswe cannot concede; Or if ; not "bad," as com pared witliuiome, or even the aver age, they might and should have been 'much, better. ' it What about that thirty -odd thou sand dollars of the school land fund that a clerk- of the board stole, none of it -ever being recovered, for in- , stance? And haft not every legisla ture7 persistently refused to reform the tax code so "as to increase the Bources of revenue? . And must we allude again $o the. men elected to congress for years? for their records are part of that of the Republican party of Oregon. - The . Republican party of Oregon will hold a convention in 'a few t weeks to elect delegates to the na tional convention, choose presiden- demagogue that ever lived." It is worth a good deal to this country to have for president a man who has worked out of a "narrow life," who has "been up against the man in the checked shirt" and can see things from his point of view, who can. put himself in the places of others widely separated, and hold well balanced the scales of justice between them, even while both ex tremes are denouncing him as their enemy. Roosevelt, if he said this, is right; there are scarcely any .narrower peo ple "In the country than some of those monopolistic multimillionaires of New York. For a president to understand things as they do would be direfully disastrous to the coun try. He only is a great and suffl cient statesman who has "been up against the man in the checked shirt," who has sojourned in spirit with the man In the overalls, who has appreciated and understood the an end to or at least a check upon the corruption that obtained in every department of the public service, to an extent never dreamed of in this country, bad as it has been in this respect. Fat offices were created al most without number for ; political hirelings, enormous gt-afts flourished tnrougnuut an ueparimenis, laxa tion reached a point that threatened national bankruptcy, and liberals and conservatives to some extent united in demanding a complete change of system. So the glutton ous king was forced to appoint a dictator in whom the people have some confidence. s One of the first things Franco did was to dissolve the rotten cortes, and he refuses to convene another until he and his cabinet can work out' cer tain reforms. He has abolished dual and in many cases multiple sinecures, has reduced salaries to reasonable limits, and has actually required of ficiuls to do something to earn their salaries. He even cut off the queen dowager's allowance by $40,000 a year, bo if Carlos can be kept In political seclusion, drunk or in his harem, and Franco Is patiently given time by the people, he may save Portugal from revolution. understand that' it Is to. do or say nothing in opposition to or criticism Of the divine czar and-! the robber oligarchy. . 'h:'M:':'fr':f':': ADVERTISING' 'THEMARRIAGEt . . ABLE GIRL : .. ,';v"!'; vThe senate la still wreaking Its vengeance on La Follette, because . fly lira John A, Logan. ; " ;jow la , tht season for Introducing he Insisted on speaking while yet a four? ladle into socUty. Innumerable new Jnember and "showing qp' the u" d partita for ;th debut of young wviucn ra peine neid. Homes are filled with flowers frlnd, of course. Deing expected i to send the fair de butante a deluge, of blossoms. I hav.alwav Questioned the ood tat of these affair. To thoe who weakness, of the rate bill, which the Republican leaders did not want ex posed. He has been given no lm portant committee places, and is chairman ' only of a committee on the capital nfivpr matoro ... . num., n memi xo ay u) tne young get a vote. on La Follette as against m," , country: . the rest of the senate, he would i ready urrecelvv propoufs' for nwr- oeai mem aDout iu to l. ""Jf!r. -- iAi cle" sort-or unfortunate Idea In tht Vminflf vrnmanr i-..A .v.... iuo jjos tngeies jan is o i wpvciea to' ao ner beat to at- crowdedhat new prisoner, are &J12& luded to as "strap-hangers," and the exchange of courtesies by the debu- rlver ' front, one that Jav, the old-time idea of - modesty s. If the ,peophcould jjWJtft 2 chief of police wants to build bar racks for prisoners in the public; parks. In such a glorious climate voious no- expected, of tante usually create a frl tion a to what 1 really e Half the vnunar wnman .. , . "t . ( . .. u. . ... untfii LM in 7 William any iaea or responnl- we would suppose nobody Would get bill ty or of assuming any of the homely in 1nll care of domestic life. 111 Jan- Thev U8ua.ll v nnvi hoi. n. J. -.. . - - frai dim vi Is this to be the year for busting some local trusts, under the new antf-trust ordinance? How would guardians to exhaust all source m indulging them way. Th their re in every hey must g0 to the theatre: the SOME NEEDED LEGISLATION. I T IS well, on the whole, that the legislature meets only biennially, yet in the interim there always the more they abuse him. arises need, or the realization of a need for some new legislation. But since, owing to the neglect of for mer legislatures, and particularly the last .one, some urgently needed legislation was not enacted, there ought to be concerted movements on the part of all organizations and the people generally to secure such leg islation next winter. We allude especially now to the conservation of the water power In the various streams of the state, where it has not already been ap propriated by private parties. This water power is a gift of nature to the people that will be of immense must accept all Invitation; they muat rwlAt tiiAv miiMt ii,tua u - a that exceedingly extortionate plumb- drea a extravagantly a their re- ers trust do to start on? fl!i" allow them- iNa uni a season or iwo elapse after their -debut, whan ihv The more one does for some peo- marrlod- Th matrimonial state, they 7 'Z. i ,"'"-rafa to oeueve, i their chief aim In life. Everybody rememhera h their debut, sad rf they 4o not -get off of the list." as thev excreta It ih are written, down as "oM To.look at the figures of Oregon's 'pVW ming Dut complimentary to them. n seems 10 me it would be g much pie the mbre they want done. The greater benefactor of them one is 1907 production one would not sup pose there had been any panic and hard times more dolleau way for,, any young ,17 to take her place In society by gliding Into It without the notoriety and ex oltement of a party given to launch her into the career oi young .iremannura. - ety, grace or other tharm which she might have, would be far more eligible a suitor. M ney wouia criai"'j more sincere If they JIcover their oholce themeelves without being In vlll In Irmnnnt the vounff "ladv wno ha literally appeared as a candidate for the attentron through the advance agency of a "coming out" party. There l alo - a. - - rivalry between mamma, who have adopted these cus tom a to th amount or extrava gance and display mat is o db. rnun In nnunHna their Aailffllttrt. I hBV heard of cases where - the rest of the family had to practice rigid economy for the. balance of th season to pa tnr tha iimlim exnenaa in the coming out of the young lady of th iftmiiy.. . I have also a ylvld recollection of th mot unostentatious entry Into society of the moat distinguished ? women of thl rfliiittrr. whn wmilfl '.' tlAVA COn- Idered It very Indelicate to have had their names heralded a debutante. Desirable people, and especially young men. Kenerany una uui wnen a u" lady is considered old enough to re ceive company, and they like to think or young women aa avoiding oeing con snipummlv advertised ' The majority of youriar girls In this country are ao Intelligent and attract ive that Immediately their presence Is discovered in company, tney receive an th attention that they can possibly desire, and It ia always a comfort to think that It was not solicited. There seem llttl excuse for adopt Inar th method of - other conn trie when our own have worked well enough in the past. I heard a vountr ladv recently any "I would give anything In the world If I had not had a 'coming out' party. t am constantly being reminded of th date of my debut simply because I have not Been fit to accept the ofer of marriage which I have had." ,41; i 'I t.ik-; .. " l""::,'':; J-v.-.-'J"-i r,r ' Tom liMnn'i m.iv mv.ni..i.i obliged to nominatf flm for preetdenti There muat tiviv. ha after.- " -, r r! A fohr non'-hollda .nn i...4..iw..i. .n . - . , .U1 No BDlnstar' nrnnna.l. h.WK.. nnrt.A ' . ,--r UT. wi.ir- This Is A ar-nnd mnntH In aki.i a. w . rMa,a,a jJa VV(1 kSJa, .NOW HO mora fnnthall trt it..' ann 1 V, " Another thin In m.si t. .. a be never became a Chautauqua lecturer. e . ,. About tha nrtlw f l. ii,.i i , v le DrosDoroua than ln...u 1. aL Jerry. " " ' " .i, v-- , e - v Chlrso-n la a naj i- t-iu a f.?? national convention; It -th AVindy city. . . ' , If the- nrealdant la tH '4ni.i ..i... ,m - ...... -" ... "WUIJV T iia. 1.,? o?,1.df,eL(1' wl,y doesn't ha ask Larry Sullivan? - . . "Listen to VOur wife' tha .n. ernor of North Carolina. . The advice Is superfluous. y Ther are nannl. t,,l ... iiiwj iinvi in. rr n avarv im. .... rm. i an ln.ll..,l. 11 " ' ' ""V V', mw4444(ivii anees. Letters From tke People The Evil of "Treating.' Hood River, Or., Jan. 1. To the Edi tor of The Journal The better class of people must surely approve what The Journal has to say from time to time concerning the liquor traffic. "Th bet ter cias- ought to include all who think the saloon is evil because. If for no otner reason, it is tne place and the occasion or much treating. There can and constantly Increasing value, and rneddu8aTCe?of0i ?m"tS noFftdlel the state ought to keep possession to runish a man because of hU bad 1 1 ciai electors, ana possibly adopt a .platform. If It does the latter, will man with the dinner pail, who re- it nave tne assurance to point specis ana aamires tne man wno with pride" to the record of the Republican, party of Oregon for the last 25 years? Mr. Geer doubtless will be a delegate to that conven tion;' suppose -that,, laying aside his natural modesty, since he made part of the record, he offer such a reso lution or plank. Could anybody in the convention repress a smile?1 And wouldn't there be a state-wide grin? does faithful labor with pick and hoe. ax, saw, FREE SEEDS. r IS CONGRESS DEAF TO PEOPLE'S DEMAND? THE r HAT IT is impossible that this session of congress will pass a rivers and harbors bill, is the ' opinion of Senator Fulton. If it shall so come, to nnas wo ahull have another example of congress lonai perversity, it took 30. years to convince congress that there ought to be an interstate commerce com mission with power to regulate Tail- road rates. Thirty years of agitation has not yet convinced congress that senators should be elected by direct vcte. Is It going to take 30 years or, more to convince congress that rivers and harbors ought to have aid, not every two years, but every year? The country is calling loudly for waterways to be improved. It is a united demand, and it extends from ocean to ocean. We have passed tnrough a year of transportation con gestion that has given us an inkling of our woefully inadequate trans portation facilities. AVe know now lhat the railroads are, physically unr r able to move all the pi-oducts we grow and manufacture. We know that-it would take hundreds of mil lions, instantly expended,'"which is Impossible, to provide tracks, trains find terminals enough to carry our traffic Wi,. know that opening of our (river and perfection of our . waterway systems fisjTOt only the cheapest and Quickest, bnt the only . way- to provide adequateacilities fori moving our stupendous And swiftly growing volume of , pVoducts to ' market. ; . These"f acts - have; been recited and reiterated by the presi dent of the nation on .numerous occasions.- They hate een fecountect find retold by every eminent speaker In every rivers and harbors congress. , They baVe been ; jreprintedv in every newspaper in all the. land. It has been .heralded in everyfpublic body . J J 4t.. - iti. 4. I ion Buuuueu-Trum mmvui every plat form.. It is a condition that is thoroughly-understood if not by every congressman. . i at least', by every school - boy. If, v in the " f ace ' of ltr congress does not- promptly act, every - man la that body who has been' dealt "to the country's demand bhould, at the first opportunity, - be retired to private Ufa aad .men be , HE ONLY thing done by con gress before the holidays was to pass a $50,000 free seed ap propriation. But this was not the regular appropriation for 'this purpose; it was to pay for loss of seeds destroyed! by fire. The free seed appropriation is yet to come and may amount to S300.000. Ren resentative Tawney1, chairman of the appropriations committee, has, how ever, declared against any further free seed distribution, and this species of graft . may possibly be eliminated in future. It should be It has been maintained not so much to help farmers and gardeners, not one. of a thousand of whom depend on or care about these seeds, as to favor certain seed firms that have large political influence. The orig inal purpose of free seed dlstribtH tion was good, and it doubtless did some good, but for many years there has. been no need of it. There are seed dealers in every town and vil lage that can furnish good seeds when desired at very low prices, and nobody cares about the government seeds except the legalized grafters and the congressmen who imagine that their distribution helps to main tain their political fences. As .the St. Paul Pioneer-Press says: "The whole performance is a farce. Law j era living in two-by-four city flats are honored with packages of pump kin seeds and farmers living on the northern boundary are- as likely to get grape fruit seed or a package of mignonette as anything else. Few, if any, want the seeds and most of those that do want them have no more right to have them free than they have a right to free bedsteads, free mattresses, free cook stoves or free nutmegs."" r" PORTUGAL. P ORTUGAL'S DICTATOR, Joao Franco, appointed on the mo tion or with the approval of the dissolute, ;keprobate, .... king, Carlos, Is generally credited with good,-:ln.tentions, and may carry the country through the present crisis, but be' has no easy or brief task. While reports of revolutionary sen timents', and ability, may liave been exaggerated, it would not be strange II the corrupt and contemptible royal dynasty should ere , long be swept away, and Portugal should become a republic -whether to, its advantage or not ia doubtful. Only a- very liberal level-headed , people are.' -At' -for "a republic.- '' -. : DJctalurPraaco -, is ..trying to pat ot it, or part with it only on its own terms and so that it would be made to serve the interests of all the peo ple and not merely those of a few Candidates for the legislature next spring ought to be questioned on this matter, and also on the subject of increased sources of revenue Only men who have definite opin Ions ot the right kind on these sub jects are fit to go to the legislature. What they will do with regard to these matters is a thousand times more important than their party politics. Private individuals get control of water power streams because they understand their value and Import ance, and are Interested in their own welfare. As long as it is' lawful, they do well to acquire possession of these powers. But the state, the people as a whole, have no one to look out or care for their interests The average member of the legisla ture knows little and cares less about these matters. Anything that Tom, ( Dick and Harry want they are good fellows, of course they can have and welcome A strong, general effort should be made to Bend a better class of men to the legislature; that is, men who will more clearly see and surely guard and protect the whole peo ple's interest in these and like large and important matters. s so long as he doea not pass them Tne New Statecraft Bv James T XTnntas-iia My boy, if you'd like to carve out t career aa a maker of national law, wu i. lei any juck Of the SDeech-maklna- knanlr Permit VOur hl&rh niimnaa in na'iiaa The knowledge you need for congres- biuiihi upeea ic noi portioned out in tha arhnnla For forensic debate Is pulled off. whil you wait, under Marquis of Queens- uviijr rules. nen tne member from Texas a-eta , punched in the plexus, it need not word 10 instill The belief In hi brain That the member from Maine Objects to his lackrahhlt hill And the way to explain to said member irom Maine that he knows but a little of law Is to steep him in slumber forthwith wun a number of llghtnlnglike jabs on the law. Time was when the gift of the quick vernai sniri wa a powerful help In debate. But the fellow who lands a Sure Thing wun doui nana i a congressman right up to date. In these day, my son,, a discussion's noi won Dy spouting tne afternoon mrougia, And hoarse Across the empyrean blue. Just read up the book on the crouches ani noons mat win in the prise fightina game. And you'll presently ee that you'll speedily do a statesman oi national lame. Or by Ilylnr the regal hooting eagle Now some couneilmen want to shift the crematory proposition off on the people, and have it decided at a popular election. We are in fa vor of leaving public affairs to the people as much as is practicable, but in such a case they should not be bothered with deciding the matter unless they show a desire to do so. The council will have to offend some section of the city whatever action is taken; why not come to some, de cision and stick to it in spite of all protests? Then let the 'kickers get up a referendum petition if they want to. A disagreeable duty like this can't be put off forever, and its performance will never be any easier than now. All the argu ments and objections or at least enojigh of them are In; the coun ell ought to act even if not one of them can be reelected in conse quence. habi along to another. But what can be said or our present system by which the state and the municipality positively promote' wrong habits tending only to multiply degradation and crime? Why is ii inai men ao not pun togetuer bet ter againai an insiuuiion wnicti every body condemns? Is it that many tem perance DeoDle are too severe In their denunciation of those who sometimes take a drink? Is there not a lack of cnarity which has the effect to repel multitudes and make them linwllllna- to cooperate in doing the right and neces sary tnmg-f we orten near men ay. It is up to you temperance folkaito . . i , . -. . . . -. . ... i .- uorreci me evji. wny l it not up to" all of us to give society a "squar deal" by cloning the schools of vice? The closing of the xaloon is not equiva lent to an attempt to. cut off the supply inn Tnnn wn, uoni. 1 1 1 1 t. i a . ' .runic . L. 1 , k'U, II1D Tight to obtain It. if sach pilf mini be hedged about by the greater right of society io Derscrioe rules oaaen on the oia precept, "woe to him that giveth his neighbor drink, that passeth the oottie to mm and maketh him drunken also." T. R. COON. Omitting Motto From Coins. From the San Pedro News. Dr. Robert J. Burdette. In his sermon at Temple Baptist church, Los Angeles, Sunday, spoke In praise of President Roosevelt's course in omitting from the new coins the motto: "In God We Trust." In the course of hla remarks ut. Kurdette said: There Is no more reverence In the woros on our money than there Is In texts of Scripture printed on cards and scattered about the street like pearls to be trampled under the feet of er men "All our coin of higher value bear How Famous Actor Played Baseball Mver hA,"ntiCWi T" n5 The January American Maga.lne pre- America when we trusted God less and lent the wonderful life story of David served mammon more than we have Wartleld, Whose acting in "The Music " "When weTememberrhat our utter ,country it0fm' ignoring of the noble entiment anrt onr UIere Is the story of how he first cam Dase, insane, soraia worsnio of the coin tn urtn fnmn "'"V 11 '"" aune. ur us; now ll ..w , . Inlnlno- tha Leap Y ear Oh! It's really a pleasure to Jam through a measure tne country i hungering ror By wallops and welts and by blow and Dy belt tin you ve stopped every man on the floor. If a postoffice grafter you chance to be after, you wait till a friend or, I11B 8I1UWB. ' ' Then you still his complaint with pas and a feint and a awing and a smasn on tne nose. When the world' In the know there'll be never a show for a high-forehead patronage seeker. For T. Burns will preside on the 'Demo crats' side, and Jolly old Jeff will be speaker. has lowered our standard of commercial Cagf"r Warfle d beggel Ml integrity; debased our business life; iS ?ZJV .1? -KKSl, 5 iimiiuD u ....v.. .............. . i an east side Jew peddler, short beard, corrupted our sense of honor; ' polluted our politics; sent representatives In congress ana United State senators. members or state legislatures and may derby hat pushed down over the eats, shrewd, leery, but humorous; in brief. tne jew or tne new xoric streets, not the conventional caricature of the thea tre. He had observed the type first hand; he had tried it on the stage wirti ered us with shame as with n rmni Kusseu uomeaian. in provincial -weouht to rM.fftWeVhM "d he.wa convinced he could ors of great cities to the penitentiaries: how it has made this proud and mighty uaiiun a nissing ana. a oywora among the people of the earth; how it has cov- -we ought to be glad to see the hvno critical whine erased, from our coin. It has no place there. "When tears of penitence have washed the stains from our mnnev n,hn hA -m ....i i i ;: ,.' own race). But pr Bpirit or Zaocheus, have restored four- company played a ball game for Charity fold all thev have atolen from wi,5nL with another company, up. at the; Polo and orphan and laborer; when we have Pa?obaU trends In New xork. All the make a. hit with it. But the manage; of the Casino said, 'No, hi patrons would never stand for such a part (which shows how little he knew his own race). But presently me uasmo made our double eagles weigh as much as the tiny capper coin Jesus saw fall from the thin fingers of the poor widow into tne great treasury or the splendid temple; when the souls of the money cnangers, soourgea rrom tne very shadow of the house of God by the in dignation of the Son have been washed with the balm of healing grace, we may consistently replace the declaration of trust. The Pendleton Tribune says that its Portland Republican contem porary has found fault only with the Republicans of Oregon, but has expressed "not a word of dissatis faction with the policies of their party as a great national organlza Ion." What about all those hun dreds of columns of criticism of the protective tariff, and advocacy of 'free trade '? And isn't protection the principal policy of the Repub lican party? Attorney McCamant , talks of Mr. Ross' right to his "personal prop erty" in connection with some of the Title Guarantee bank accounts. But it begins to look as if Mr. Ross should have no -personal property at least until all the bank's obliga tions are paid. Members -of . the first Russian douma to the number of, 167 have been convicted of contumacy or something because they Issued an address to the goverpment, but they will not be executed or exiled, only punished by brief terms of imprison ment and light fine. II there- Is to be a douma In ftus&ia,' It must Would Help Northwest. From the St. Paul Dispatch. While not deliberately wishing any of our neighbors any misfortune, it la a selfish but practical reflection yiat a quieter sort of prosperity for the east ern 'pjt of this country would moat probably give a great impetus to good times in me west, especially tne -north west. It Is a matter of easy recollec tion that lust such conditions in tha eighties dro'e, hundreds of thousands of persons irom tne larms and cities of the east upon the farms and into tha cities of the west. The decade begin ning in 1S80 was marked by violent una and downs of trade In the east and a general exodus of those who wanted to make a fresh start, but the hlatnrv nt St. Taul and Minnesota, was one of prac- wuttiiy uuuiunca progress at a rapid rate. The population of this eltv in. creased from 41,000. to 133,00O7nd the "boom" was so strong that it was nvar. done. Real estate,, In particular was wonderfully enhanced in price, so much so taat It had to rest for many years before Its nominal value were made real. Though there 1 no desire for such a -"boom" again, we can, look with antira complacency on the .pfpect of a heavy Influx of settlers from the east. That would mean more workers to produce wrami lor in? nortnwest, more people to settle, upon the land and improve It and more customers for our retailers and Jobbers to supply. This is not say tug that any serious troubles are to come, upon the east, but. If such should prove to be the case. It might not be an unmixed evil to the west, but even a positive benefit Hint to Women. From the TopekaTCapltat. , A woman :. tell whether a man really love her by finding out Whether he will get up on Sunday moraine anrl actor and actresses who couldn't play ball were widely advertised to appear on the field in costume, to sell peanuts and souvenirs. The press agent was busy for days ahead, the Idea amused the public; and when the afternoon of the game arrived grandstand and bleach were filled to overflowing. And sud denly out upon the field walked a Jew ish peddler, the short beard, . the too large derby Crushed down over the ears, the shuffl.ng gait, th grin which showed whit teeth above a rolling uxir der lip all uncannily true to life. And this strange figure, on a hot mid summer afternoon, wa persuasively and cunningly selling bits of cracked ice as souvenirs! In five minute he waa the most- talked-about figure on the Held. Jn ton minutes everybody knew that it was David Warfleld. And that very evening hi Solomon Levi was intro duced Into the Casino Review and his Broadway reputation naa pegun. Short Way of Making Long Speeches Here is the way Representative Wal lace of Arkansas' filled several closely printed pages in the Congressional Record. When he was recognised by Sneaker Cannon, he arose, and holding herore mm a mass oi manuscript, saia: "Mr. Speaker, the tariff -rub-t-dub-s-dub-dub I ask leave to extend my re mark in the Record." 'Without objection it is so ordered,' said the speaker. Mr. Wallace continued: 'Ur. Sneak er On the subject of inheritance And Income taxes I ask leave, to extend my remarks in tne ecora. - "Without objection rt is so ordered.'' sighed- tne speaker. "Mr; 8Denker Highway Improve ments and their control. I ask leave to extend my remarks in the Record. eluded Mr. Wallace, and a the sneaker issued tne rmai oroer tne nouse oroke into roars of laughter and thunders 'of applause. AU ' congressional speech- maxing recoras naa oeen oroicen, Nine room,' Easy chair. Old Bach Bitting there. Old Bach Begin to snore, Oentle rap At th door. Enter maid Rather old . . With a look of Love untold. Clrat a while, Thl and that; Clone by him Old maid sat. Soon she talked Sentimental; Care? Not he, Continental She got mad. Began to cry; Other tactic Thought she'd try. "Tear you've' called Every night; Think you had Perfect right! , "Why you came Goodness, knows, , Never once Did you propose! "Now 'tis leap year, Don't you move! I shall tell you Of my love." Then there was An awful crash, He had leaped Through the sash. Funeral next day At eleven, ' Old Bach Safe in heaven. Wanted to Check Her Baby. From the Eugene Register. Just about the time the passenger train pulled in from the south yesterday, a woman rushed up to Baggagemaster Leonard Oross and said, "Here, I wan you to check the baby to Junction." Mr. Oross was somewhat nonplusse and asked her to repeat her request. Again she said, "I want you to check thl baby to Junction. There will be woman there to receive it and It won' make you any bother? ' ' Whose baby Is It and where Is vou ticket r asked Mike. "It's my baby and I don't need nnv ticket; I ve been told I could eend baby that way. anu the woman there said she would keep it a while for me. i ou oo as I ten you. At this she turned white in the face she was so angry that the Inhuman bag gageman would not do as she wanted him. Mr. Gross drew himself uo to that calm dignity which he can so well as sume and saia: Madam, it Is now high time that should make a few remarks.: I have been in the railroad business for 15 years. I have carefully read all the In structlons given to baggagemen about the handling of baggage. We can check trunks, no matter what is In them. We can check dogs, cats sheep, goats and all kinds of pets, but in all the litera ture that Mr. Harrlman has ever Issued that I have read, there is not one word said about checking babies. I refuse to do ft; and moreover, what kind of a motner are your wny, my wire would as lief think of throwing one of our little angels Into the Ganges, or under the wheel of the gYeat Juggernaut as to trust ipem to tne mercies or the cruel, rough baggagemen who smash thing to piece. Woman, your request cannot d graniea. At this the woman turned in a great rage and went her way and I probably not yet aone Baying- nara tmng snout the soulless corporations, the heartless- tess of some men and Mr. Gross in par ticular. The Saving Grace of Humor. . Louisville CoUrter-Journal: Joe- Can non, who, on being told that he would be nominated, quoted; the gloriously in toxicated gentleman who said to the rattlesnake,; tcom-on, dumye, I wa never better prepared,''. I the only pat riot who possesses both a boom and a sufficient sense of humor to aave him self the misfortune of '. regarding. At with seriousness disproportionate to Its l-lflcaar'v'r-:--r 7j:,t;i: i "He Simply Popped!" t One's attitude toward automobillng depends upon whether one Is riding or dodging. In "The Metropolis," by Up ton Sinclair, which the American Maga zine Is publishing, the following para graph appear. Mr. Sinclair Is descrlb' lng the fantastic extravagances of the uper-rich In New York society. "Montague went to the fire, and stood rubbing hi hand before the grateful blaze. . 'Scotch or Irish, sir?' Inquired a lackey, hovering at hla side. He hud scarcely given nig order when the door opened and a second motor-load of the party appeared, shivering and rushing for the jlre. In a couple -of minute they were all assembled -and roaring with laughter over 'Baby' de Mllle's ac count of how her ear had run over a daschund, 'Oh, do you know,' shS cred, 'hd Blmnlv nAnn,rft' " But If Shlna are famlnln'a waam't ,a president nature faking when he said mm warsnip wre "perfectly bully"! - To answer, the queatlon. "Why is Republican!" soma nninln,H hiua an look back 40 or 100 year. V . oseoh Herald- JTv arvnna ilaivi knew calendar were the poorest of ad vertising; now Mulkey know It. , - . Hughe aeem to think that tha nrffpa ought to seek the man, but he ha a rather confident idea aa In whn tha man Is. r . The Teddv hear Is aald tn hiva nmt Its popularity In Ntw Ynrlr Aim. tin ! doubt, to the machinations of that mil lionaire conspiracy. . . . j .- . If Harrlman keens Orau-on hnttlaA nn iur miming purposes xor anoiner year, let him look out for some legislation he won't like next winter. , Atlanta Journal: Tf th nresMnnt rent. ly wanted to allay that panicky feeling he should have invited Harrlman to a unnstmas dinner at the White House. , Secretary Loeh mar ha a dnlaa-ata from New York to the national Republi I can convention. So if Taft doesn't get uiv nuiuiiiaiiufi iiio presiueni caii jay it onto Loeb. .,-, Now that Oregon ha planted 11.000 I prune tree, she ought to set out come irawoerry plants, besides Boston Globe. Just come out here next summer early and see that Oregon ha 'era al- reaay. , . The Portland Journal aav Jack Matthews and Ike Patterson are to have charge of Senator Fulton's cam paign for reelection. Seem Ilk old. time. Pendleton Tribune. Yes, a lit tle, but alas! It is to be feared that the good old times will never fully return. " " Oregon Sidelights Little feedinar vet and cattle Ini condition In northern Lake county. a A boy 18 year old near Sliver Lake killed a cougar feet 11 Inches long. . 'V,- . - iiiiro icLriiii, niiu in cuajrue iur vio lation of thte local option law amount to ssiv.so. - Dougla county during the past year nas oeen margea wun an unusual amount of crime and tragedy, - '. A Greek woman, 60 year old, mother of two laborers, accompanies them and tneir companions wherever they go, even Into saloons In Pendleton, where tney arinx. .- ? R. W. Dougherty, living near Free water, has 15 acre of land ia cultiva tion and, this year the gross cash re- -ceipta amounted to I2.SD7.20, besides a large uantitv of potatoes and fruit yet unsold, which will bring the cash re alms up near the $8,000 .mark, and still he ha vegetable and fruit left for home consumption. Mr. Dougherty bought this small tract of land about four years ago. paying $2,800 for It. This Date in History. , 1766 James Francis Edward Stuart, pretender to the throne of England, died In Rome. Born In London, June 10, 1688. 1796 Jostah Wedgewood." Inventor of Wedgewood pottery, died. Born July A , 1 UU. 1849 Francis E. teunn. TTnlte. States commissioner for Indian affa born In New York 1867 Frederick B. Opper. well-known American cartoonist, born In Ohio, 1872 Rrigham Young, leader of the Mormons, surrendered himself for trial. 1S77 Cornelius Vanderhllt. American financier, died. Boffi 1794. ., 1887 Five million dollars in nron. erty destroyed by fire In Rome, Italy. -1888 Joel Parker, war governor of New Jersey, died. Born November 24, 1810. .'.-..I 1892 Women admitted to rtlnlomaa at the British Royal College of Surgeons. r As to Jovernor Hughes. Kansas City Star: If there is any reason why Governor Hughes would he a more desirable candidate ror president man .secretary jaic, so jar as tne.pen- le are conceruqfl. me people cugnt to now it If there is any reason why Mr. Hughe ls more satisfactory than Secretary Taft to the selfish interests opposing the administration.- the people ought to know that, tdo. .In short, if air.-Mugnea-1 a candidate or is tn nn made a, candidate for president, the public should know more about him than It has learned from his record aa trovemor. of. New York and hi vague utterance In relation-to national af-fairst!- v, .v- r-r-yfTt Francis E. Leupp's Birthday. 1 Francis Ellington Leupp, the present United States commissioner for Indian affairs, was born in New York. January 2,, 1849. After receiving a public school education he attended William collee-e and was graduated In 1870. Th rtext :w years he spent in a course at Co umbian law school. After n-rArtuntlna- from the latter Institution' he entered upon a career of iournallam. His first position was that of assistant editor on" a New York daily newspaper, which he left at the end of four years to become editor and part owner or a newspaper in Syracuse. In 188S he left Svracuaa" and became a Washington correspondent 1.1114 41, 4,11. V.W4 4 44V UIIIV1IIUOU AVI 1 1, , , next 10 years. He earlv became Inter- H estea in civil, service rerorm ana ror time edited a magazine tn favor of th movement. This attracted the attention, of President Roosevelt,- who In 1905 ap. -pointed Mr. Leupp commissioner' of In- dlan affairs. He had previously-had some experience -tn tho same depart-s mcnt of government -under the admin istration of -President Cleveland. -. - v Queer Names. . 'f . "We Chinese." said the law student. elplng himself - to oysters, "give one children queer names. Our girls.' for instance, are not called Mabel, Jenny or Matilda, but Cloudy Moon. Celestial wappiness, spring; reacn or . uasltet 61 Perfume. ,-;. :;-.-v ,-.'..:.--.., "Our boys get less delicious names. Boy are made for work and wisdom ratner man tor aancing ana Pleasure, and their names Bhow this, aa Practloal Industry, Ancestral Knowledge, Com-' plete virtue, Anpestral .Piety, Discreet Valor.' -. " 'v..Ti "To our slave we give still another , vi wa iiaiiiva. 4noi iuuiq umi, patnetio little slaves of ours, some girls, aome boy, who do a hundred various tasks about the house these' lowly creature have names like Not for-Me, Joy--tr Serve, Youp-Happiness, and Humble De votion." v r, ;. ..JPj. ;.'' ;' .aS-jQwp Fife -' ,l:r; : - Woodman, fell that tree' , i'"--:. ''.'.Tr-i' Bparf.aotgi single bought ? ? In youth1 it sheltered me,'- Tl But coal's o costly now. I- V.