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I. A dandy cop against a tree
A-snoring is a sight to see.
No wonder John and Teds are quick
To see a chance to play a trick J
2. Sir . Cop awakens with a start
He does not see the "banan" cart.
Nor dream of trouble to ensue
When . the banart'l man .wakes up," too.
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- 3. Sir Cop first rushes toward the Teds,
Intending straight to break their heads.
But soon he finds that with his feet
He's pulling push-carts through the street.
4. The push-cart man 'is mad," you bet!
And blames the cop for the upsef.
The cop, of course, thinks he knows now
Just who's to blame for all the row.'
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; - 5. Thus, while the Teds and John stand by,
Sir Cop and .Sir Italian try
" 7 To figorejDut just who is whcvt
AnU John and Teds fauoj thft Tiew
j. And now it dawns on both at once v. '
That each has acted like a dunce. .
Just at. this juncture, J ohnny feels .
It's time the Teds looto-theirieels. ' '
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