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THE OREGON SUNPAY JOURNAL', PORTLAND. SUNDAY. MORNINO, ; NOVEMBER 17, 1907.
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THREE NATIONS' IDEAS OF HUMOR
' - i '
! HUMOR FBOJI KXOLAND,
. ' Micnr FATAL.
"So your father was M "hen he died
and your mother lot? hi l that
, ther finally orr
"Well, lr, I can't say I remember
rlfhtly now, for 'twss a mun o"g ""
go. But 'twarn't nothing serioua iin
don Opinion.
Bad results of the American financial
crisis are reported, it la '""'
. aral multimillionaires have 'n re
duced to the ranks of mere millionaires,
and that they are being cut by their
former equal, who refuae " have "'"
thing: to do with paupers. -1 Jiien.
. urn rir.AMITT.
-And ara you out of work, my rood
roan" Inquired the kind lady whom he
, TWora,-ma am," returned the Hstjeas
'one. Tra out o' terbacoer. Ally
Uloper.
IIU3I0R FR03I GERJfANY
Husband What are you ao vesed
about, my dear?
Wife It'a disgraceful. In the notice
of thS charity ball they hava put In
tha paper, "Frau Bath N was also
there, but her dreaa waa fully described
In thaae rolumni at laat year's ball.'
Meggendorfer Blatter.
LION'S THAT EAT LETTERS.
fi Uvinntnne Mall, which la pub
llahwd In the capital of northwestern
Rhodesia, makes the following remark
able atatement In Ita Issue of September
H last: ...
"It la notified for genera! Information
that the mall bag containing ordinary
letter for northeaatern Rnodeale, dls
patched from Livingstone on the 24th
ultima, haa been destroyed by Hone near
petauk. Thla la obviously the fault of
the chartered company. Well fed Hons
will not eat mail bag, love lettera, or
eren the moat tasty local newspapers
Tn order to avoid similar catastrophe
the government ought to undertake the
' feeding of these lions. We knew one
or two local natives that might well be
used for the purpose." lnaon Man.
Customer What did you think of the
bishop's sermon on Sunday. Mr. Wlgsby?
Hairdresser Well, really, sir, there
. waa a rent a-alttlne; In front o' me as
'ad hi air parted that crooked I couldn't
'ear a word! Tit-Bits.
' Bare are three amusing extracts from
, the "Lettera of Shirley Brook." a former
editor of Punch, Just published:
"Who do jrou say wrote this pleyT"
, asked one of tha dramatic critics, whan
-"-Title- Deeds" waa under discussion.
, "Richard Brlnaley Peaks." anawered an
other. "Whatr said the first, "Dicky
peakef Damned nonsense! lie couldn't
write a farce. I knew hla father."
.'A new York paper has leaned the fol-
lowing "first warning:" "W caution
four black cats that are continually ser-
' ansdlng In tha back ahed that there Is a
aauaage shop two doors to the right."
Mrs. H. told E. of an old lady who
. considers child having the greatest duty
and happiness of Ufa, and who, hearing
that Mrs. Wolfer had been married four
year and had had no child, said, with
a-rest anxiety. "Dear me. can nothing be
doner . ... .... ...
"Woman 1 considered the weaker vae-
Ml," she remarked, and yet "
r nffelir he queried, as she hesitated.
- "And yet,' she continued, "man Is
Oftener broke," Answers.
'We must tske them ss wa find them
luppose," said the Hon with a algh.
as he ate up the tnin oia man. Mm
pllclaalmua.
Mlatress (opsnlng the kitchen door)
Maria, I have rung for you three times
Maria Coming In a minute, me'em
I only wanted to finish my cigarette
first. Meggendorfer Blatter.
"Teaterday I saw tha baron on his
knees before the banker's daughter."
"Did you? Her father helped him
get on hla feet, then, I know." Meggen
dorfer Blatter.
"Well, tbe Malers are extremely hon
orable, any wsy. Frau Maler even put
her falae teeth In with the bankrupt's
saute." Lustlge Blatter.
Mlatress (to hsr maid, a UtUe coun
try girl,) List. Just run over to Frau
Hofratln's and aay my sister Is very
sorry she can't com to the picnic to
day, as she has a UtUe cold.
Maid (to herself) Well. I've never
heard such a funny nam for a baby
before Fllegende Blatter.
Uncle (to atudent nenhew)
me to help you aaaln with
Kepnew Unfortunately, yea
Tou want
100 marks?
Uncle Neceseltv Is becomina- a
habit with you. I am afraid. Mn
dorfer Blatter
bad
ggen-
Motorlst Although I am In mv mo
tor all day, I us three pairs of boots
a year.
Unkind Friend Tea. on account of
having to get out so often and push, I
suppose Meggendorfer Blatter.
"Doe your husband eat what von
cook for him?"
"Oh. yea I rive him a klaa after
each spoonful, and it goe down quick
ly like that.'' said the young wife.
Meggendorfer Blatter.
"Tour fiance ha a tremendous bald
head."
'He doesn t mind. He counts It aa
so much more kissing space." Lustlge
Blatter.
HUMOR FR03 FRANCE
A oompany of horse-soldiers were ex
ercising one summer morning. The of
ficer said to one of them:
"Do you know In which direction
we are riding?"
"Yes," he replied, "towards the
south."
"And how do you know that?"
"rlecause It is cettina warmer all
the time." Hire.
URGE SUPPLIES OF.
SPUDS IN THE SOUTH
3farket Weak and Dull With
Values Unchanged
Onions Firmer.
Mlstreea (going into the kitchen)
"But this la my crockery that Joseph
ii mrowing si you.
took Dun' t be afraid, ma'am, he
can t hit me. I've got master' um
brella to protect myself."
Pel Mela
It waan t a marriage for love, then."
at an. a marriage of dlallka."
"I don't understand."
well, ahe married him becauaa aha
couldn't bear to be an old maid, and
u married nor Because ne bate pov
erty" Hire.
Maid "My maatar and mlitm.'i
honeymoon muat be over now, I am
aure. Before thev alwava liaed tn
amoke one cigarette between them, but
now they each have one.
No 'Lolslrs.
EXTREME ABSENT-MINDEDNESS.
Professor (Arrlvinr home frnm .(.
holiday) "There! If I haven't gone and
left the house-key behind me In Os-tend."
Porter "Perhaps your wife haa one,
air."
Professor "But I'm afraid T h,v.
left her behind, too."
Von Vlvant
Lieutenant N. waa eiarclalna- in th
riding school and wa very much an
noyed by a speck of sunlight on the'
f round which msde his horse shy every
Ime he came around.
"Kiaing-maater," he called out
length, "for aroodneas' ak. t h mm
handful of sand down on that spot and
put it out." Hire.
Oeorg R. Sims Rives in the Referee
! the following extraordinary meal which
i he aaw eaten by a fur clad lady who ar
' rived at a midland "restaurant In a motor
car:
. ' "She ordered tea, a Welsh rarebit and
a glass of port. When the orders had
' Viftn 4ven mim Innked around the room.
' then tool rrnm tn cruet atann a nottie t i .in. i. ,.mi ,.. .,.. .
of Worcester -sauce, put it to her lips "Me comes every eummer. doesn't he?"
and emptied It down her throat. She -yes. He sells me a cnsk of wine
Klaa Tou are going to ths theatre
again tonight? I thought you had aean
the piece before.
Oreta So I have, but not In my new
iroca. weggenuorier matter.
"And o your eon la going to becom
vlollnlat With whom la ha tndv
lngT'
on, we haven t got ao far as that
yei. we are letting hla hair grow
Rlre.
Budding poet "I will read von Am m
ii me vera or my last poem.
riiouu iou are sure it la your
Budding poet "Tes."
Friend "Then I congrstulsts vou
Nos IOlsfrs.
Mme. verlphatte (to theatrical agent)
"I was once the star In a provincial
music-nsii.
Theatrical agent "A stsr? Oh. you
" '"v muurnu iou must nave been
a wnois constellation, weren't tou?"
Bon Vlvant
landlady (to new lodger) I must
tell you that I am very partlculnr
k.U. . . I , ...... . . . 1 1 .. 1
uuuui ur i ii n Liaju juiii many. luur prcu
ecessor owed me ror tnree months, and
aa he still could)) t pay me, I turned him
out.
Lodger That Is all right. I will
take your rooms under the same condl
tlons. Fllgende Blatter.
"Next month, my nephew, who trav-
waited for a minute or two and then ihe
j lifted the anchovy sauce to her lips and
' had a good drink from that A minute
or two later ah rave another glance
around the room, 'picked up a bottle of
tomato ketchup and drank that. The
I waitress had now come In with the
" Wrelsh rarebit, the port and the tea. The
(lady drank the port at a gulp, then
nearly emptied the mustard pot on the
Welsh rarebit and while she was eating
Jt ordered another glass of port." Daily
. Kewa
and then he stops snd drinks It."
Lustlge Blattei.
A. (whose wife Is at the sea) I feel
awfully worrld. The wife has writ
ten me regularly until today when I
have not heard from her at all.
B. Oh. well, nothlna- verv aerlous
could have happened to ner or else they
would have wired yru.
A. Oh. no, but what I am afraid of
Is that ahe Is coming back herself
Fllegende Blatter.
Little Maurice had amashed a plate.
rou naughty little boy," scolded
his mother, "when will you learn to
ie more eorerul? Yesterday the butter
dish snd todsy a plate; what will you
break tomorrow?"
"I don't know yet, mother," said the
chld. Pele Mele.
"When my husband haa toothache, he
In quite stupid with pain."
"Your husliand suffers very much
with his teeth, doesn't he?"
Nos 'Lolslrs.
Perplexed friend "Oh. I shall never
finish this letter. How on earth
one to condole with a man who has
Inherited half a million?"
Bon Vlvant.
(Hr,t News by Loassst teased Wlra)
o.i, rancinro, inov. l. The mar
ket waa practically unchanribl for nn.
tatoes and weak, with large stocks on
hand. Onions were firm. The large
y ui uniona reported on rrlday
were aald to be In considerable part
for a seed company. Southern green
nd string bean were hard to
on. mini poor, f ancy local peas and
beans bring an advance on the outside
quoted prices. There Is now very little
demand for cucumbers. The market
u again Deing overstocked with toma
mi"a oniy "fa choice were auot
able above 76o per box.
There were liberal receipt of straw
V -rora Watsonvlll and they
...yICTJ aiuwijr. uaspoerrles had
wiue range in price. A few boxea of
i.uimeg meions are atlll aenn In mar
ket, but there is no longer any call for
them. Pomegranates have been dropped
from the list. Grapes continue In ful
ly ampin suppiy and partly on quality.
Has were leaa nlentfful fh.n u--i-
day. There were no carload arrivals
of citrus fruits. Navel orangea. ripe
and of good color, attract a fair share
Ui iicnuon. Appies lave been moving
rather alowly. eaDeclallv N .t.w.i.
n iimi caraoen nn . H - . . .
The Engllah country markets were firm
and the French were SO centimes
i.iitmpr. jiniwsrp was quiet. Liverpool
was caay for spot and lower for fu-
nn jraria Nnv,mh.p mrmm .
cnangeo. and futuree declined. The San
iTu . ra,r" at a standstill,
with prices nominally unchanged. The
Hurley futures wr ann
market, was dull at nomlnii un
changed prlcea. Thtre were recelpte of
2.9kO centala. All other spot goods
were in a similar position.
Notwithstanding the temporary acarcl
ty of money, all the leading mill prod
ucta have ruled. . There has been a
scarcity of aome feedstuffs, notably
bran.
There waa an advance of He per dos
en for California fresh extiy eggs, the
mar m, cloning rirm ror all fresh grades
snd steadv for storage good a. Butter
was steady throughout. Cheese con
tinued weak for California new and
steady for atorage. Eastern waa steady
and Oregon weak.
Farmer Holding Spuds.
(Speclil roijwtca to Tbe Jearasl.)
Lebanon, Or., Nov. 16. Potato dlg-
ns 'nt'1'" v,cln"y is about com
pleted. The fine weather for the past
few weeka haa facilitated th.
and many hundreds of bushel have
been stored In Lebanon re.ily for mar
ket. A few of the farm em BtiM n
cents per bushel, hut the price Is now
only 38 cents, and moot of them are
holding for a rise. The yield In this
vicinity has been fins thi vr .,.....
patches going as high as 400 bushels
jirr acre.
whan suddenly and mysteriously a little
negro, a ir rauen rrom tne skies,
sprawled upon the grass near by, picked
himself up slowly, and began to
whimper. 1
"Key, yo' Bam!" cried Aunt Plana,
"didn't I done aeveralv warn vo' 'bout
dat? Didn't I caution yo' .elaborately?
Aln t I don tol yo' tar ault. foolin'
eround' dat mulsf
Th Ladle' Tailor and Dressmaker'
union of Boston I to hav a weekly
paper In Yiddish for It members.
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aaltarlnm IT IT. sth rk, between
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I lip
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ability to perform all th dutle and enjoy
all the pleasure of Ufa If you ar Weak,
you not only endure all the physical tortures
of the disease itself, but you suffer from the
consciousness that your strength I grad
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of this thought Increase as your weakness
grows. It haa bsn correctly estlmsted that
one man in every four la afflicted with some
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the very fountain aour:e of life. It le ever
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DOCTOR
Dying patient "Doctor, would vou
give me a sheet of paper? My wife
refuses me one."
Doctor "Do you- want to write Samn
your laat wishes?"
Dying patient "No, my first"
Pele Mela
i ' TBOITSEBS PRESSED
Simple Device Which Assure aa
; Even Crease in the Garment.
( A trousers presser which la far su
perior to the old-fashioned method of
utilising the matrass for the purpose
I or Keeping tne crease in trousers is
th Invention of a New York man. As
shown in tbe illustration, It is con
NO IRONS REQUIRED,
tructed of two leaves, or plate, con'
forming in outline somewhat to the
tiousers to be pressed. Secured trans
i versely to the plates are three resilient
meiai straps, on one end or which are
ciaaps. when the clasp are In an
' opened position, the ends of the stsaps
curve outwardly, so that when the
, clasps are fastened the straps will ex-
ert a constant compressing force upon
the garment held between them. Prac-
- - tlcally no time is required to place the
trousers in position in the presser,
- where they can remain -until wanted.
vJOR SURGEONS' USE
Finger Shield to Assist In Tying
Knots Daring an Operation.
, ,.'., In a great many cases a surgeon, In
carrying on an operation which re-
portlon of the thread. He does not sl-
turn nic iiiicuu, which iij it-ii maKen cuts.
In which germs from the diseased part
of the patient might lodge, to come In
airect contact w th his hands. The tv-
Ing of knots In this manner s obviously
a slow operation. The object of the
linger enieid snown here Is to provide
a device which will facilitate this op
eration without endangering the hands
or tne operstor. This ringer shield Is
composed of a ring, which Is split, and
a plate curved In cross section to con
form to the curvature of the finger.
ine outer surrace or tne piate is rough
ened to form an effective gripping sur
fsce. The shield Is slipped over the
first Joint and the plate disposed at one
sldo or the finger, so that the thread
can be firmly gripped by the thumb.
The shield has no projecting parts, and
can be worn at all times during an op
eration without Interfering with the
use of shears, etc. One of these at
tschments Is worn on each hand, and
aside from facilitating the tying of
knots can be readily employed as a
inimme.
HORSE COLLAR DEVICE
Collar Cannot Break Down After Be
coming Wet or Sweaty.
Horse collars of the type that open
at the top are generally constructed
with the upper edges formed of leather
binding pieces that are sewed across.
The stitches soon become worn, and
a little Into a glass, snd frowned.
" 'I-andlord,' he said, this Is very
thick and muddy beer."
"The landlord lifted the glass and
looked st It He tilted It from slds to
side. It was so thick and muddy that
It would scarcely spill.
"'It's the thunder," he muttered. It's
the thunder that has done this.'
wen, tbunder or no thunder, I can't
drink it,' said the motor-cyclist; "but I'll
tell you what you might do. Tou mlht
put It In a paper baa for me. and n-
eai ii on my way noma.
The difference between the stogl-
makers and the clgarmaker dates to
187J. when the former withdrew from
the clgarmakers' organization. Since
that date they have successfully main
tained an independent union, nnrt
present there dppears to be little Dros-
lect of a settlement of the differences
between the rival organizations.
Liverpool Oraln Drops.
Liverpool, Nov. l.Offlclal price
WHEAT.
Close. Nov. 15
7s 11 4d
"s 2id
8s lHd
CORN,
ts 71
6s Sd
Open.
Dee. .Ts 11 Vd
Mar.. 8s 2d
May.. 8s ltd
Loss.
1VI
1 'id
lHd
Dec. .Ss
Jan.. .ts
7d
4d
6s
28
4d
id
New York-London 8ilver
New Tork, Nov. 1. Bar
68 '4c; Ixndon, 27 l-16d.
copper Lake, 13(IHe
12"iic; casting, 12i13c.
silver,
electro.
"I Told Yon So.
Aunt Dinah wss laboring over the
washtub In the side yard near her cabin.
f OR WOMEN ONLY
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in best and only reliable
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ate cases in I to 10 daya Price 11
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Tor sals by 8klam Drag 0.. Ul Xan
Has suds a His study of mats ao4 kerb.
ass Is last stedf eix-orcr as Is gl'laf
f tb world bla woatlerrsl rB4la,
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riRMLY CHIPS THREAD.
tiulre the tying of knots, employ cerr
!, Uin instrument for gripping th end
RIGIDLY CLASPED.
the seam rips, th'e straw at the top of
the collar protruding. A horse-collar
attachment, designed to avoid these dis
advantages, Is shown here. The horse
collar may be of.any of the ordinary
forms and open at the top. Metal
claspg are secured along the meeting
edges of the collar at the top, the edge
of one uiasp fitting Into the cavity of
the oppoKlte clasp, where It Is herd in
position by -clinching tangs. Fastened
to thn rnllop , i v. nn i .. nn . . n.
. . .. . . i . . . kvi id au aujunk-
? i . ap and DUcIl- to prevent the
joint from becoming loosened, and to
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aboof'Ml B1,?:low ot Yale was talking
about an applicant for the football team,
er" m ol nfv.er n,aka a football plav-
at a n,a,nt,th. a "otor-cycle stopped
from'a'sunnyhe'if JtiShuSt
cobwebs, id dusted it, ind uAK
.lrI.UJild.nthte th' be8t MUwmHka.
Th cyclist opened th bottl. poured
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a to the best thin to do. Thi we
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Nervous Debility
Cured in a few weeks. Improve,
ment from the start If you suffer
",' 01 energy ana ambition,
feel tired when you arise in the
morning;, lame back, dizziness, spots
before tile eves and feel von nr. r.t
tho man you bnca were, we will cure
ypu for life.
Urethral Obstruction
Cured by absorption in a short time;
no pain, no cutting, no operation. By
our method the urethral canal Is
healed and entire system restored
to Its hpfllthv etftt Ma ?a 1 1.. . n
pain or loss of time.
Examination Free
Call and we will explain why our
New System cures when all else
falls. A friendly chat will cost you
nothing- Call at once; don't delay.
Examinations Are Thorough
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TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE
I want you to notice In particular how silent other specialist ar
on th subject of Men' WEAKNESS. They pas th ubjct ovr be
cause they can offer no positive cure for It. Those who do undertake
to treat It resort to powerful drugs, electrlo bait or sora other
mechanical clap-trap, which Instead of curing, only aggravate th
ailment. Nearly every day I am called upon to treat cases that othar
specialists or family physician hav treated and failed to our. la
nearly every Instance I find It necessary to first rid the patient of th
slmost rulnou effects of the treatment they have received at th hand
J of unskilled medical men. But I guarantee to cur every man whoa
, case I accept for treatment I make it a strict rule to treat no In
curable cases, and I ara always willing to wait for my fee until a our
Is effected.
Ninety-nine cases In a hundred are curable. The incurable caae
are those that hav been neglected or experimented upon by some In
competent doctor. Don't wait until your caa la beyond hope. Com
to m while a cure 1 certain.
WHAT WEAKNESS IS I
I discovered many years ago that Weakness, so called. I merely
an Inflamed and congested condl tlon of the prostate gland; that when
this Important gland is thus diseased the result Is a tremendous loss T
of energy, which, sooner or lster. Involves all the vital process, X
weaken theheart, impair the stomach, kidneys and liver, vitiates th 4
digestive functions, depletes the nervous system and eventually wreck T
both mind and body. T
As soon as I made this discovery I set to work to devise a Treat-
ment that would cure weskness and restore the system to it former J
buoyancy and vital power. After years of untiring- effort and a great
expenditure of time and money, I perfected the successful treatment
I employ today.
WHY MY TREATMENT CURES I
There are several reasons why my treatment never falls to cur a
Weakness In men. The method I use Is direct and positive, the medicine
being applied locally. Its effects, so administered, are almost lmme-
dlate. since it Is at once absorbed by the tissues, which are thus stlmu-
lated to healthy action, throwing off the poisonous secretions, over-
coming Inflammation snd contention and clenrlnar tha hi,r,ri vau..i.
and capillaries so thst they can supply nutrition to th affected region.
Weaknesa is usually due to early dissipation, but often Is the
renun 01 an improperly ireaiea coniractea ciisorder. Occasionally It la
caused by a strain; or it may have Ita ortirln In some Inherent defect
or Rbnormal condition. Whatever Ita origin, Its consequences are lust
as direful and sure. Do not delay its treatment If you value your
health and happiness. If nealected. It will certalnlv deatrov von
Come to my office today, or at the earliest possible moment It T
will cost you nothing to talk the matter over with me. I will give T
you expert "
BXAUZNATZON AND ADTZOB TBES. X
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sll day from a. m. to p. m., and Sunday from 10 to 1. J
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FACTS FOR WEAK
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No Pay Unless Cured
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Xot Manhood, Spermatorrhoea, 8 p o 1 f 1 o
"wo aroison in au staga, varicocele, Hy
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common to man. personal attention
given aoi patients.
,v.iMany ab,T,s:hu ?nd Promising career has been blighted by injurious
habits of folly before the age of knowledge and understanding and
hJtlrU8hZl h "nort"1at contracting of somepol."
" "".v.,., uuuuKii negieci or improper treatment
has completely undermined and shattered the physical strength and
mental faculties. No greater mistake can be made than to consider light
ly the first evidence ofithe introduction of any disease into your system
or to neglect the first symptoms of weakened mind and approach of
nervous debility, caused by habits, dissipation etc .u vi
Such indifference and neglect of the first symptoms are responsible
for thousands of human wrecks, failures in life and business, insanity.
"If'SSi etf ' .y take. uch desperate chances? The manifestation
of the first symptoms of any disease or weakness should be a warning
for you to take prompt steps to safeguard your future life and happi
ness. You should carefully avoid all experimental, dangerous or half-
, urauiraii. ii ujun nit, HUL-i-ens or me rirst treatment depends
wnether you will be promptly restored to health again, with all taint of
the poisonous disease removed from your system, or whether it will be
allowed to become chronic and subject you to future recurrences of the
disease, with the various resulting complications etc
WrV ,f yoa cannot calJ- up system of home treatment Is always
CER,J,Il5nH most UC(-'PS8ful. Ail correfpondence sacredly confidential
HOURS 9 a. m. to 6 p. m.; Evenings, 7 to 8:80; Sundays. 8 a. m.
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