EDITOETAb TAGE Of THE JOURNAL " w a aa, J 1 ' IT i . . 1 - J .THE JOURNAL AX INDKrENPKNT C. g. Jarkaon. NEfFSPATKR. . . Pol)Uher fablihd WT enlm (Hpl MnOnn ol nrj Sandar Bx.rntru, t Tna J.urnal Build .I tat. It'lfc d ViinblU ilr. 1'ia-llaoa. Or ' saltan- at tha DoatoM at I'ortliud. ' tranaraiailoa ILroufh tha inN euconil -claas aaltar. TELErilONB MAIN T178. ' I an ...-...-..-I. rmrbMl h thla BUmtXr. . B) operator th drpirtoifnt yua waat. jrosjeia.N dvebtisinu kki-hejikntativk ' Vnaaland-ffcnjanla SweUl ArtTrttln Afncr . Brnasirtrt BuHdlnf, 225 Firth iteim.. Nw Voft; Trlborx BulMln, Chlo. Siibecrtpttoa Tertna by waU " nf "4,lr" la iaa UnlUd SUtra, Canada or Mtitro. Ob faar M. on una month f -00 ' . , SUNDAY. Oaa ntr f2 W) On month I - DAILY AND Bl'NDAT. "'Dm year $7 50 Ona imintb I Have a purpose In lif", and baring It, throw into jour work such strength of mind .. and musfls as God has given .you. Carlyle. 0 TRADE OF CANADA. .fJR CURIOUS leading statesmen are supposed to desire to in crease our foreign trade and to work therefor. At least there Is a good deal of talk of that kind, and attention is chiefly di rected to Asia and Europe, as great Betdr-for -the -increase f -er- ler- eign trade. This is well enough, but what we hare never been able to understand is why the right and natural kind of efforts are not made to Increase our trade with South America, where we have but com paratlvely little, and why we per ulst In making a commercial enemy of Canada, which In spite of this policy Is even now our third best customer though It will not be , when Canada's retaliatory policy Is put fully Into operation. ...Jt Is all right to look forward to larger trade with the Asiatics, but we should not. forget that in spite of our enmitous treatment of Can ada, the six million people of that country buy more than twice as . ' much from us as the whole 800,000,- 000 people of Asia. We are sup posed fairly to sit up nights devls - lng' ways and meana to sell more American products to Asia, yet we lose no opportunity that we can in vent to annoy and antagonize the Canadians, who under free trade or liberal, fair reciprocity would buy more from us, principally of manu factures, In one year than all Asia would buy in three or four years. Then It is to be considered that neighbors' trade is more valuable than that Of people a lung distance off, and this Is especially the case when the neighbors are of our own race while the distant customers are racially antagonistic to us. Omitting raw cotton, Canada's trade with the United States, under fatuous conditions of commercial hostility, Is next to that of Great Britain. With reasonable reciproc ity Canada in a few years would outclass the mother country. In the past 10 years Canada's total for eign trade has Increased from $257, 168,862 to $612,652,107, or 133 per cent, a trade of over $100 for every man, woman and child in the domin ion. Considered per ""'capita, Can ada's foreign trade is greater than ours in the proportion of eight to three. And yet our great protec tion and standpat statesmen do everything they can, apparently, to decrease and end trade between the United States and Canada. Under sensible tariff legislation our future trade with Canada would become worth all the rest of our foreign trade put together, greater in actual volume, and more profita ble per ton. Right at our very doors, . for a distance of thousands of miles, lies our very best market, and yet the tremendous brains of our statesmen are laboring to see how they can keep intact and even raise the commercial barrier be tween these two neighbors, where there should be none. uf and bringing about changes in those delightful, dear old conditions? How much better we could doze the time away If they would remain elsewhere. It is too late now, we fear, to pet back Holladay's old horse cars on First street. Tls pity; they belong with the game era as the fire bell. It Is not a matter of the first con sequence, to be sure, nor even of the second class; yet the fire bell Is or ought to bo needless, and it Is a positive Injury fn the attention It at tiacts from thousands who every time It rings are Interrupted by it. We are informed that no large, proRresslvo rlty rings a fire bell In the public oar any more, and we sup poso all of thorn have had their pio neers and have their old residents. Dy tho way, how it must have wrenched the hearts and wrung tears from the eyes of the old In habitants when the cow bells were banished from the streets of Port land. We suppose the flies of the dally paper of that era would dis close a pica for the continued free dom of the city for the belled cows. Cow bells are certainly quite as mu sical and even more sentimentally reminiscent than the fire bell. Can't you get them backT The plea for the Are bell savors of second childhood. If it can be ehewit) if there Is any fact r argu ment to show, that the fire bell Is necessary, keep it clanging to the dally distraction of 200,000 people. If not, take it away to some quiet spot, not to be rung, but to be wept over and mourned as the last re sounding relic of those good old days when a mule worked a ferry boat across the Willamette and the groundhog dug his hole unscared in the Plttock block. NOT A TEST OF PATRIOTISM. I THE PLEA FOR THE FIRE BELL SOME VENERABLE, citizens of Portland desire the Are bell to be retained, and to clang out noisily and distractlngly every time there Is an alarm of Are, a thousand times a year or so, because "those of us who have lived here a long time like to hear the clang of the Are bell." This may be true of a few "mossbacks," but we think not of the progressive element among the older Inhabitants. Be cause some of the old Inhabitants heard the bell In their youth. It Should clang on forever, Is the moss back argumont. Then why not mud streets, with stumps in them, and old ramshackle, moss-oovered build ings? Aren't they also "to mem ory dear"? Newcomers, we are told,4TOTist get used, to the fire bell. Yesy If Portland is always going to be la the backwoods village class. UjV the .way, why do so many new- T WOULD have been a graceful act If Mr. Darrow had stood with the rest when the orchestra played "America" In the Spo kane grill, but he was within his legal and personal right when he elected to sit. The display of rude ness was not by Mr. Darrow, but by such of those who stood as hissed Mm for sitting. No regularly con stituted authority has set It down as a test of patriotism or loyalty to country that patriotism shall be mixed with meals, or that a man shall hop to his feet like a Jumplng- Jack every time a national air is played. That is a matter of taste. and if Mr. Darrow chose to sit, it was, as he says, his own business, and nut the business of auybudy else. We have a noble land and an ex cellent form of government and should all be loyal and devoted to both. We should In every way en courage and teach patriotism of the genuine brand, but It Is not our duty to carry it around on a platter or allude to It with a trumpet. Per haps as many crimes of cunning are perpetrated in the name of patriot ism as in any other way. Many a so-called patriot who apostrophizes the flag every time he opens his mouth would be Arst to hire a sub stitute to go to the front in his stead if war broke out. Many an alleged patriot shouts huzzas to his country while he has both hands in the pockets of Uncle Sam. Most of the lads who went to the firing line and did the rough fighting when the Union needed defenders had never spouted of patriotism, and there are plenty more of them in case of f u ture trouble. They fought and won the good fight for the land of the free, while many a dress parade patriot skulked in the rear or hid In the cellar to escape the draft. The genuine ar tlcle of loyalty Is Inherent in mil lions of Americans, but it usually sleeps unexplolted until a time of need, and then it is an unrestrain able whirlwind, that nothing can daunt or make afraid. The deacon that prays the loudest or the grand stand philanthropist that exploits his charity Is not always Arst to open the purse when the widow and or phan need a mite. The practice of standing when na tional airs are played Is a delightful one, but after all It Is only a copy, and a copy at that from the effete monarchies of Europe, where loy alty to the sovereign had Arst to be dethroned before constitutional gov ernment could be enthroned. to do so, or else it will fall; hence If these men and others whose Judg ment is good, are right, depositors without exception should not fail to Join In this scheme of reorganization Consider that liquidation through a receivership means probably a dead loss of half the depositors money over a million dollars. A receiver, even If he does the best that a man In that position can do, cannot wind up the affairs of such a concern for a long time, probably several years. Meantime big ex penses are running constantly against the depositors' money. Some debtors of a defunct bank will pay only on compulsion. Depositors will remain in the dark as to details. In a word, as has been said, a wind-up through a receiver means a loss of a million dollars, whereas by the plan proposed most or all this money can be saved. This is s big amount. As Mr. Myers has remarked, it is a larger sum than was contributed by both the people of this city and by the state to the Lewis and Clark fair. The loss of that much money will hurt a great many people; they can not afford to reject any plan by which they can save it, or a large portion of it. But to have this bank drag along for years in the hands of a receiver and finally pay only 60 caat on -the dollar will not only hurt a good many people considered Individually, but will hurt the city. It will give this city a bad name that it could not afford to have for a million dol lars. People abroad will not In quire closely into the astonishingly bad management of the concern, but will notice and remember the cen tral fact that a big bank of Port land, with thousands of depositors, failed and could only pay 50 cents on the dollar. So the proposed plan should be entered Into by every depositor who possibly can do so. In advising this we necessarily rely on the Judgment or men familiar with the situation, but we believe them to be acting not only Intelligently but disinterestedly. Letters From tke People "Satan as Preacher." Portland, 8ept. 16. To the Editor of Tho Journal I havo been quite amused at reading the Idle Mpeculatlons, aa re ported In The Journal of thli date, of a minister of thia city who preached laat Sunday on "Satan aa a Pastor." It seems to me that If the gentleman had prepared himself for the occasion by a study of the Bible In connection with his thought, he would have spoken quite differently. According to the bcripture. what God requires Is not works of righteousness, for that Is de clared to be Impossible with man; but faith, and faith to be shown by obedi ence. What Batan desires Is to sup press ful t h In men and cause dlsobedl ence. Instead of takln? his muterlal from the comlo section of the news papers, as suggested, the Scrlptares Infer that he would select a text from the "Word of Ood" and preach thought fully upon It, but that he would so Interpret It as to deceive his hearers as to us meaning, and turn their atten tion away from the real truth. He cares not whether people "read the comic papera or smoke cigars or neglect the poor," so long as they do not believe and obey Ood. The vices naturally follow the disobedience. When he tempted the Lord Jesus he quoted Scripture and argued the correct ness of its application, uiii the Lord discerned the falsity of the Interpreta tions br noting that tt aid not harmon ise with certain other Scriptures. Matt. 4:1-10. Why need anyone who believes the Bible go Into speculation on such a subject? Satan did preach one sermon that Is recorded. Ood had Id to Adam. "In the day thou eatest thereof thou ahall surely die." Gen. 17. It was a uuestlon of obedience. But Satan said. Ye shnll not surely die, for God doth know that In the day ye eat thereof, then ypur eyes shall be haa been He, until i I x7n r-r tct zrw t ox-tt tt r. T FQTf!TsJ I opened, and ye shall be aa Ood's trom that day to this he that Ezra Meeker of Puyallup, Wash ington, after a year and some months' travel with a yoke of oxen, has reached the great metropolis and driven up the "great white way," perhaps the original calf track of Poet Sam Walter Foss. It was real ly, for a man approaching four score years, a large and rather an ad mirable undertaking. We hope the old pioneer will accomplish his ob ject, will ship Dave and Dandy home if he can get them through this year and will return to enjoy some years yet of life in the far northwest. preaching and pushing today all heathens and most Christians actually believe It; and from thousands or puipits goes out tne doctrine or the "lnfmortsnr bt Man." and the old. old falsehood, "Ye shall not surely die. for Ood doth know that when you lay your body down In the grave, your eyes shall be opened and ye shall be ns Ood's, possessing a new and higher and grander 11 fo than before," and at burial services the grief of the mourners Is mocked by the assurance that their loved one Is not dead. And all this deception Is in tho face of Bible state ments ort repeated that "The wages of sin Is death." "The soul that sln neth It shall die." "Death passed upon Hll men, for all have sinned." etc., to gether with numberless pnssages In plainest language stating that death Is a cessation of life, that body, mind, af fections and memory all perish to gether, and that "the dead know not anything." Eccl. 9: 6. 8-10, 11:8. 3:18-;!, Job, 14th chapter, Psalms 146 4, etc. Sntan does preach continually, but he goes to the root not the surface, to the Blblo not the newspapers, for his material and few modern ministers are as careful of their thoughts or words. BIBLE READER. From ths New York World. George B. Cortelyou, secretary of th treasury and chairman of the Repub llcnn national committee, danouncea "false and mendacious" the World's aa count of the collection and expenditure of the so-called liarrlman contribution to the Republican campaign fund of 1004. - Doea Mr. Cortelyou deny that after a conference between hlmseir, Cornelius N. Bliss and Benjamin B. Udell Jr., he nuked Mr. Harriman to raise $200,000 for the Republican campaign fund? Does Mr. Cortelyou deny that In order to give Mr. liarrlman aaaurancea that the administration would not "run amuck" he arranged for an Interview between Mr. Rooaevelt and Mr. liarrl man? Does Mr. Cortelyou deny that the in terview took place, and that. In Mr. Roosevelt's own worda in a subsequent letter to Mr. Harriman, "you and I were both so engaged Jn the New York po litlcnl altuutlon that we talked of little else"? Doea Mr. CorUlyou deny that Immedi ately after thla Interview Mr. Harriman and his associates raised 1260.000, the principal contributors being Mr. Harri man, Senator Depew, James Hazen Hyde, H. McK. Twombly, H. H. Rogers. William Rockefeller, J. Plerpont Mor gan, John D. Arehbold, George W. Per kins and Cornellua N. Bliss? Does Mr. Cortelyou deny that this money was turned over to him by Mr. Bllsa and that eight days berore the election he gave $00,000 of It to Mr. Odell to Influence the state election? Does Mr. Cortelyou deny that the campulgn was over at that time; that the money was Intended to corrupt vot ers, and that Mr. Harriman was able to boast afterward that with the hel of this money his friend Odell succeeded In turning 50.000 votes In New York City nlone, "making a difference of 100.000 votes in the general reault"? If the World's account be "false and mendacious," confirmed as It 1b in part by Mr. Roosevelt s own letter io pr- aentatlve Sherman and Mr. Harrlman's letter to Sidney WebBter, Mr. uorieiyou can prove euch falsehood and mendacity by opening the booke of the Republican national committee. The World chal lenged him to do it during the 104 cam paign. It haa challenged him repeat edly since. He haa alwaye reiuaeu. Mn,-. ronulniia than theaa contrlDU' tlona, more ecandaloua even than the unes to which the money was put, la the fact that George B. Cortelyou, former grand Inquisitor of corporatlona, who knew their secrets,, who solicited this contribution from Mr. Harriman, who arranged the Interview with the presi dent, who brought tainted money up to the very floors or tne w im should now be secretary of the treasury of the United States and In a position n oiv or withhold financial favors f rts yi that ITIAfi and Interests who con trlbuted or rgfused to contribute to the campaign rund wiucn ne rann.nu. Mr. Cortelyou should resign. In any ni,.r riviiiioii country he would be fnfi.aA mil r t nfflrA Tunfv an Knurl ish chancellor of the exchequer holding office in any ob'net after euch a Beriea oi expoauica " which haa pursued Mr. Cortelyou since i,. in 1,4 sm his duties as secretary or commerce to fry the fat from the cor porations hla department had run power to Investigate! Fancy a French mlnla- ter of finance impuaenuy wihh athr thn storm that would there fol low such revelations as ineeei Not only Should Mr. coririyou m -i k,i Mr HAnauvelt owes 11 lO mm ..Tr'tn inaia't on at least one act of .lAn.m.nt hv comDelllng the Repub' llcan national committee to return to Edward H. Harriman tne anu.uuu mm went Into the Republican campaign xhaata and nresumHbly came out or tne pockets Of the stocanoiarra ui iu uuivu Paclnc Railroad company. MrWalter H. Moore seems to have erred very greatly In trusting too much to his cashier in the mat ter of making loans, but he has done all that anybody could ask a man to do to repair this error of Judgment or lack of care. He has voluntarily turned over about 1250,000 worth of property to the receiver, retaining nothing, which Is very conclusive proof of his honesty of purpose and thorough integrity. THE REORGANIZATION PLAN. At Seattle five Hindoos were fined $25 each for being drunk and disor derly in a saloon. And yet there are people who say that they are not like or as good as white folks. By the way, wouldn't light-skinned men guilty of the same offense have been let off with fines of $2 or 5? But what difference does It make to the depositors lJJ,the money loaned to Lowlt was given up as lost last June? Threatening Panic. From m Commoner. Whenever the people show any dis position to stop tne extortion practiced by the trusts the trust magnates threaten to bring a panio If they are disturbed. They learned it form the tariff barons who have for a gen eration warded off tariff reform by the threat of a panic. Now come the manipulators of our great railroad systems and threaten panic if things are lntereferd with. The trust magnates, the tariff barons and the railroad magnates have their hands in the pockets of the people and they de mand that the,y shall be permitted to continue tnelr Exploitation of the public as the price at which they will allow the people to enjoy prosperity. Have we reached tne point where all legislation must await the consent of the beneficiaries or prlvlledge and favoritism? Is this the condition to which the Republicans have brought the country? The sooner reform comes the easier It will be accomplished the longer It Is delayed the more rad ical the change. Bridge Badly in Need of Repairs. Portland, Sept. 20. To the Editor of the Journal The Journal Is always very active In promoting any object that is for the good of the city, and It de serves much credit for the stand taken In regard to Sunday closing, the sup pression of gambling and cleaning up the city. There is a little matter In our neighborhood on the east side which I wish to bring to your attention, hop ing that you may be able to stir up the board of public works to do some thing regarding it. There Is an old wooden bridge across the gulch on Eighth street near Divi sion street and it is In an inexcusably poor condition. Every portion of the aecK ana rrame work snows decay. The floor has been covered with patches, and there are several small holes in it now. At times holes large enough to cause a serious injury to an un familiar person crossing it at night have been left without repair for months. The bridge Is not well lighted, especially at the south end. where It is in the worst condition. The gulch has been partly filled with slabs and saw dust from the Inman-Poulsen mills, and water is standing quite deep In It. It Is nearly thirty feet to the water. On the east side of tho bridge at the south end for" a distance of 25 or 30 feet the rail Is loose, without support, and is leaning outward at a sharp angle. Any one accidentally falling against or walking into it, which could easily oc cur at night, would be precipitated In to the water 30 feet below. There are many nice homes south of the bridge and considerable travel across It. Is It right for a city as prosperous and wealthy as the city of Portland to permit a constant menace to the public safety to remain unattended to, when It might be repaired for a small sum? I say It Is a reproach and dis honor to the city. The residents in this district pay their share of taxes, and while they do not expect a new bridtr to be put in at present, they believe It is only their Just due to have this one repaired and kept In a safe condition. This is not the only bridge or side walk in the city that needs repairs. Will the Journal kindly mention the matter when occasion offers, or If there Is Bpace, please print thla letter? The bridge should be repaired Immediately. HENRY BLOOD. This Date In History. 1327 Edward II of England murdered In Berkeley castle. 1745 Battle of Pre'stonpans between the royal troops and the Jacobites. 1776 The First Trinity qhurch. New YorK. destroyed ry rire. Bunt in 1698. 1S21 Central American states de clared their Independence. 1832 Sir Walter Scott, novelist, died. Born August 15, 1771. 1841 Hallway opened between London and Brighton. 1863 General Bragg began the alege of Chattanooga. 1896- Peary Arctic relief expedition left St. John's, New Foundland, on re turn home. 1898 French minister of war ordered the prosecution of Colonel Plcquart, In connection wun tne JJreyrus case. 1899- Anti-trust conference at cago ended. Chi- U'Ren for Senator. A Novel Dot, T. HE PLAN of reorganization of the Oregon Trust & Savings bank, ns recommended by E. W. Haines and Jefferson Myers, appears to be a good one, and the only practical way to save the de positors from losing half their money or thereabouts. The plan Is de tailed in The Journal's local news columns, and it seems to us that it will be greatly to the interest of all depositors to fall In with It. It will Ftmrs persist 1b breaking la upon be necessary for all or most of them A rather new yet showy war to work a large coin dot Is to begin at the out side with an outlining stitch and follow the circle round and round Into the cen ter. This development of the dot haB a bettor effect where colors' are used In stead of white. Another though scarcely so good treatment is tw mst a very iinm chain stitch on the circumference, filling the corners with solid French knots. Some people insist on outlining the satin stitch dot when finished. This gives the best result when the outline is In a darker shade. Against the Law. It Is always a mlsdeameanor to cross the tracks at the railway station In Europe, or to ride on the cars with out a ticket. For tne latter offense the senaltt is heavt, , , From the Pilot Rock Record. In the whirligig of Oregon politics there is nothing more natural than the nomination of the Oregon City states man, W. S. U'Ren, under the present primary law of this state. He and Bourne could work together lnahar mony, as neither belong to any political party and are past masters In sounding their own praises. They know better than any other two men in this state how to appeal with force to the igno rance of the proletariat. With four or five candidates in the field U'Ren can easily win out at the primaries. Men like Cake, Fulton and others who ex pect the intelligent vote of the state will not harp on statement No. 1, since they very well know no Republican leg islature would elect a Democrat, no mat ter how many votes he received for senator. Repudiated Interviews. From the Wall Street Journal. No newspaper and no active, energetic newspaper man has ev.er yet escaped the hardship, of the repudiated Inter view. Some' of our public men are sometimes not above denying Interviews when they find that what they have said has not had the desired effect upon tho country. To have an announcement spread all over the country that an interview had been repudiated, when in fact the man who gave tho Interview had not actual ly repudiated it, la an added hardship to a newspaper. The World, therefore. Is to congratulated upon having ob tained an absolute repudiation of a press despatch declaring that John D. Rocke feller had repudiated hla interview with The Woridv That Rockefeller Interview sew stands. . I Banking Your Time By John Anderson Jayne. One of the boys In the office came around the other day with the question: Say, what do you think of such and such a bank?" giving lta name and location. Knowing the bank to be a good one. the reply waa made to that effect, and the question aaked of the boy: "Why do you ask?" "Oh." he said. "I have lust started an account there and I wanted to know If It was all right." That s Young America for you, up-to- date, down-to-the-mlnute, rlght-on-the- spot, with eyes turned to the future. Starting a bank account on a small In come that wouian i Keep you, Mr. jvian, In shoe leather or neckties. That boy Is going to have the best time In his life watching his pennies grow Into nickels, nickels Into dimes and dimes into dollars. It will be a proud moment when he can say to the cashier of that bank: "i,ook here, I've a hundred dol lars to mv credit; where do you advise me to invest It so that I can get a little more than your 4 per cent?" And It doesn't take very much Imagi nation to look down the years and see that boy, If he continues honest and just and square and generous, standing before a lot of young men who look up to him as the ''Old Man" and hearing him telling of the first money he ever earned In his life. He will have for gotten asking the question about the security of the bank, but he never will forget the time he put his first dollar Into the bank and how proud he waa in the possession of the bank book. We are hearing and reading much nowadays about small savings being the basis of great fortunes. Small savings, carefully husbanded, wisely Invested, lead to big things ofttlmes. Now, what Is true of pennies, dimes and -dollars Is true of jblnutea, hours and days. 9 Time carefuHy saved, wisely Invested, leads to tremendous results in one's life. Fifteen minutes every day, banked In the Bank of Self-Improvement, means the accumulation of a fund of vital knowledge that Is going to stand you in good stead in the years to come. About 16 months ago, perhaps lessv a bright young fellow, with passably fair tenor voice, came to the conclusion that he could make something out of his musical instincts. He had a family, wife and two children. Not a big sal ary by any means, and time pretty well taken up. But he was determined to sine. This is what he has done: Tnsten.iT of taking his lunch downtow and fooling the noon hour away he ha walked home to lunch. It takes him 1 in 12 minutes to make the walk. Al lowing 25 minutes for the walking backward and forward, this gives him SR minutes at home. When he get home, the first thing he does is to go to the piano, run over his scales and sing the exercises ana lessons mai mi inatniftor has given him for. 16 min utes. Then he eats his lunch and goes hack to work. Three things have resulted because Ktematlc. practice: First He is In better health because of his daily exercise. Second He has saved money by eat lng at home, for he hasn't wasted any in foolishness down town while waiting for the clock to show his noon nour passed. Third His voice has cleared up to a remarkable degree, and Just the other day he was offered the precentorshlp of a choir In the big popular religious movement that will make its Influence felt as the days go by. Banking his minutes in the Bank of Self-Improvement, ne is winning out. When you think of the minutes you hnv wasted. It must make you feel nnvnrtv atrleken and poor. Why not be gin today, saving your time, husband ing It for the long days of illness, con valescence, accident or old age that come at some time or other to most nfnnlp 1n life. TTa who naves his money for stormy days ts prudent; he who saves his time nnd fert his brain Is wise. Prudence and wisdom are twin sis ters, going hand in hand, leading those who follow them to security, happiness and peace. All Natur Fakes. From the Indianapolis News. After a careful and Impartial con siitemtion of all the evidence bear lng on the subject, the Investigating committee reports that notwithstand ing their long life and apparent respect ability, the following are unuuuum edly nature fakes: The bull in the china shop. The wolf at the door. The fly In the ointment. The dog in the manger. The fish out of water. The bee In the bonnet. The flea in the ear. The rat that was smelled. The chorus girl's lobster. Pigs in clover. Horse and hof se. Time files. The welsh rabbit. The man on a lark. After Some New Ones By Wex Jones, It Is really time for the president to get after the novelists. It does a great deal of harm to get an im pression from books that human life is something different rrom wnat n really Is Springfield Republican. Arethusa's heart beat like a startled bird, and Bhe dropped her eyes to the floor. The room swam around her and Harold's voice came from miles away. From "Harold's Wooing." (A thoroughly mendavlous and mis leading plSce of writing. It Is Impos sible for the regular or even the hur ried pulsations of tne human heart to ouumhln i he wins- motions of a bird. Girls cannot, without the use of pincers, drop their eyes to the floor. Buch a fall would spoil a perfectly good eye. Rooms cannot swim. Man's voice can not be heard for miles, even if a mega phone be used, and, to say the least, tt seems Improbable that a young man would take a megaphone along to pro pose to his sweetneart. T. R.) Her heart was broken. Arthur had drilled a hole through one of her bis cuits, Btuck In a handle and was using It as a hammer. With one of her huckleberry pies he had mended the kitchen Btove. The concrete sidewalk had been repaired with a plate of her corned-beef hash. fine burst into a flood of tears. From "Wedded and Parted." (An unqualified fabrication. Hearta may be torn but not broken. You can not "break" a bowl of mush. The story Is written by one who haa not even ele mentary knowledge of the subject. It is Impossible to drill a hole In amateur biscuits and amateur hash couldn't be rolled flat enough for a sidewalk. Fur ther, a woman cannot burst into a flood of tears. She might and often does burst Into a room, but never into a flood of teais. T. R.) Small Cbange It is always the married person whe finds an affinity, e Why did Cashier Morris or the pres ident and directors 'Lowlt? e At least the general publie is shed ding no tears over lilbblns. What! Races a success and ne pool Belling? Some people can't understand Tet It is quite probable that Ralsull la giving Cafd Maclean the time of his life. a Paul Morton thinks everything looks roseate. Let's see; Is his salary $76,000 a year? ' a a On his return from abroad Senator Depew said but who cares what tha old grafter said? It is reported that Saratoga ia dull and declining. People becoming tired of Saratoga chips? a a Kvery year ought to Bhow an imnrove- ment in Bchool work, but not in more and higher studies. a Since the wind waa blowing ao hard from the north, why didn't Wellman trr (or the south polef An Indiana man waited S6 years to marry, and so will have but a compara tively short time to repent. a a An author of iorn books in the Port land public library Is named Lie. But he properly wrote only fiction. a It Is not reported that the Wall street stock market waa affected any by Un- Ds )andy cle Exra Meeker driving Dan and up Broadway If Senator Fulton can make a record In the matters of the Celilo canal and the Oregon City locks well, it won't tturt him ana, a a Now the days and nights are auo- poaed to be equal, but for a good many people the days seem several times longer than the nights. a a The trouble with theoaonhy Is that one haa to know so much of what he can't know anything about that he has to give u up or go crasy. a a Hello, Salem I How did Portland show up? But not bo well, by hundreds, as It would if we had an up-to-date rail road between the two cities. a a If Sportsmen would go out after wolves, cougars and euch varmints. rather than elk or deer, they could have sport and do a lot of good at t tame lime. a a But how are would-be delegates who want to stand well with Taft, on the theory that he will be the next presi dent, going to follow Senator Bourne in hla third-term crusade? Dequlnce rode like a demon. Hedges flew beneath him. The air whistled about his ears. The gallant horse un der him responded nobly to his urging and cleared the 18-foot fence like an arrow from a bow. Dequlnce's heart sank Into his boots he was too late. From "A Dash Acroaa Country." (Unqualified and deliberate faking. No man can ride like a demon; demons do not ride. Hedges do not fly. If they did mey would fly over a rider not beneath him. The air does not whlstlo; we whistle an air. A horse could not clear a fence like an arrow from a bow as an arrow has no legs. Certainly Uequlnce s heart could not have sunk Into his boots unless took his ioet out to provide room, and even then it could sink Into only one Doot. i. n.) Her glance swept the room. From "The Older Set." (A short and ugly name befits this typical instance of faking. No one has an eye like a carpet-sweeper. T. R.) To Taft, Circumnavigator, &c. Oood-bye. Bill, take keer o' yerself. For nobody knows Just what May happen to you Before you are through With your clrcumnavigant trot. Good-bye, Bill, take keer o' yerself: There's storms on the raging main That swallow the ships In their Neptune nips, And don't even leave a remain. Good-bye, Bill, take keer o' yerself; If there's any sand banks that you fear While sailing in the wet, Tou must'nt forget There's Fairbanks more dangerous here. Good-bye, Bill, take keer o' yerself; If you're hit by a tropical blow And pushed to the rocks. Remember there's Knox Over here that will treat you quite so. Good-bye, Bill, take keer ' yerself, And when you have passed safely through The guns of Japan, Remember, old man, The Cannon that's loaded for you. Good-bye, Bill, take keer o' yerself: As you re going the globe-trotting pace, Tou mustn't forget, While dangers beset, Tou're a mighty long ways from base. W. J. Lampton. Cruelty to the Horse. From the Gresham Herald. Tho writer recently saw a fine look ing girl riding a bob-tailed horse. Any thing funny about that? No. But if you Were the horse, and had aa many flies boring their rroboscls into your hide as that horse had. you would wish that your tall was a little longer. The example set waa bad. No boy or girl with aufucient self-respect, will beoome a party to cruelty to animals, and that is precisely wnat mey are aoing wnen they Invest their money Jn stock, of any kind that has been unnecessarily dis figured and positively Injured. When It is kftown that the cutting off of horses tails depreciates . their value. I For Knox ' . . . . , . . . ; . . , .. t , . . . .v. . . . 14 mere win ne less or it aone, jt should tor f air oanKs .f,.. .. he forbidden bz law. . . . Iffer foraker Secretary Taft's Apology. From the New York Press (Rep.) As political food to be digested by the American people. Secretary Taft's much heralded Ohio speech proved to be the tninnest pap. on sucn a diet tney would starve to death. As a debate between himself (apparently taking it for granted that President Roosevelt is to make him the Republican candidate lor president) and Mr. William Jennings Bryan (obviously Judged by him to be the Democratic standard bearer as a foregone conclusion) the address Is an apology. Mr. Taft apologizes for be lieving so much as he does; he apolo- izes for not believing more. He would e radical without doing any ofi the things that can be done only by radical ism. He would be conservative, hop ing to do what must be done to satisfy the determined public, but what never can be done by conservatism. Moosup Reports for Hughes. From the Hartford Times. The first Connecticut vote for Hughes comes from Moosup in the good old Re publican town of Plalnfleld. The French club in that village held a meet ing, discussed the next oiesidentlal campaign and then voted: ' t or nugnes 4 b Oregon Sidelights Many hop fields were not picked, a a A packing plant Is a new industry for Tillamook. a a The product of the Corvallla crune drier waa over 100,000 pounds. a a An Albany man claims to have made a very rich gold discovery near Gates. m m A Morrow county boy only IS years old stole a horse worth I10Q and sold It for 110. a a A Juniper, Umatilla county, farmer Is Just finishing the harvesting of 1,900 acres of wheat. a a Much Linn county straw Instead of being destroyed aa formerly, la baled and sold to the Lebanon paper mill. Because Corvallls Is dry, a man haa rented a house there for three years and come with his family to send his young folks to college. a Tillamook Herald: My! but how Til lamook is growing! The same glad note of progress new homes being built, i new people coming from all sections. A great number of Clackamas county people are Interested in the Multnomah county fair, says the Estacada News, for Gresham Is "Just over the line" in Multnomah. a a Bakei City is on the eve of an on ward movement in growth and busi ness. It will have 20,000 population Inside of the next three years, claims the Democrat. The state game warden can find all the evidence he want to convict vio lators of the law prohibiting tho killing of elk if he will send a deputy to Elk City, says the Corvallls Times. a a La Grande Star: The little railroad out of Union took In last year a little more than $6,000 from all sources and on that made a profit of over $2,000. Who was it that said a railroad had to be a trunk line before It would pay Interest on tho investment? a a The Woodburn leaflets, 6,000 of whloh were recently circulated by the Wood burn Commercial club, are already tak ing effect, says the Independent. Parties have come here on the strength of these leaflets and purchased nronertv. and many others are coming. a a Correspondence of Woodburn Tnrf. pendent: Hubbard is In need of a butcher shon. harness shon ttnuhnn anrt bank. Any of the above Tines cpuld do a good business. The country around here will support all of the above In good shape. a More fruit has been ahinnait nut nt Albany this summer to outside points than ever before and next year the out put of apples. Dears, cherries nrunea and other kinds of fruits raised sov abundantly hereabouts will be even greater, says the Herald. But Albany ought to have a cannery to "do up" the fruit at home. "An East Side Bank for East Side People." . 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