"" T i i" " i 1 " ' ' '- '" . i "L; " . 1 -., . ' 1 1 " THE JOURNAL 'AM JNDKPKIf DBIfT HBW8PAPKK. C S. Jteksoa.. Ptibllibcr nd raMlafcea mrf evening (eieept 8unn sn ear Sanday nwrslnr, at The Journal Build . Inc. rifU aa Ysmblll tretM. Portland, Or. Cntefaa at te aoetofflca it Portland. Or . for . trasamlsaloo tbroaxk tb Bill ueoad-cUM " TBLKPHONB MAIN TITS AD MiartAatl mtM br tbUi U 1 nasbar, tha opart tur to dsrtmnt on wnt- rORIION .DTBRTtSINO BBPRB8E.VTATI Vt Tm1AuI.1ImIim1 nul 1 Arinrtlsln AIne7 Brauwtrk BnlMtn. 225 Fifth rno, Nw v lorkt Tribes Building. Chicago. nbacrlption Trmi br mill to nr aoraai IB UM Unltae BUtea, Cnnad ar uaiioo. DUTY ON rear 13. (Kl I Ona nootb I -M mmr4V Out rest S2.B0 I one month I DiH.Y AND SUNDAY. Dm rear ST. BO I On month I M Temperance and labor are the two best physicians of man.' Rousseau. WALL STREET -AND THE WEST - -HE WEST hai but acant sympa- Ittay with the troubles, real or Imaginary, of Wall street. The whole country and the western tates In particular hare been swindled and milked and bled by Wall street ever since the war at - least, and are getting Into a position to tell Wall street to go to Harlem ' with Its fits, and not bother the rest of the country, The west Is still paying enormous tribute to Wall street in railroad arcings, Insurance premiums, and loan commissions but Is no longer so dependent upon the high finan ciers of that financial sewer as It has been. The west will have to continue to pour a flood of gold into Wall street, but the flow will de crease, and there will be enough left In the country to prevent It from going Into a panic every time Wall street Is seized with a monetary chill. In fact, the country Is well pleased to see Wall street In a fit that It cannot communicate to the rest of the coun try. The people of the west have ceased to become Involuntary vie-1 ,tlms to the financial piracy that con stitutes business In Wall street, to 'the extent of going crazy "an4 shriek ing "panic" In unison with Its finan cial brigands. ..Stocks have been going down. It Is a good thing. It shows health, not disease, strength, not weakness. It shows more, honesty and common sense. Stocks are not property. In Wall street they are only gamblers' "chips." The overcapitalization of railroads and other stocks has been a drain on the country, a curse to - It, a gigantic swindle or the people. If Roosevelt's prosecution of crimi nal combinations has caused this overflow of water, he has done the country the greatest service of his life. Now, If a man wants to buy stocks, he can get somewhere near bis money's worth. Heretofore he was buying largely water. As the Philadelphia North American says, 'It was a world-wide water debauch. Financial katzenjammer has pre vailed In every nation. In this coun try, cursing Roosevelt and the sup porters of his policy has been as sane a proceeding as damning a doctor J who purges a drunkard's sickened system back to health. There was no human means to avert the pay Went of the bitter reckoning. No country can whistle away a burden of criminal Inflation, crazed specula tlon and fictitious standards of value . such as was heaped higher and hie er upon the United States by the law-defying masters of the stock market and their dupes. That the load has been cast off with no crash of bankruptcies, and no Impairment of prosperous activity in agriculture. commerce and manufactures. Is such a present blessing and a guarantee of future benefits as could not have been hoped for by the most opti mistic." We don't think bottom has been reached yet, nor that Roosevelt did Jt all; but we are getting down to ward a firm basis, and the presi dent has no doubt helped a good deal. The thing for the country to rejoice In and congratulate itself I- 11 A. TIf.ll . , . upuu in mat. wan street wunin four ders have been ponotured and tat water has run out, and the bladder blowers have fallen with a dall thud. The country has not lost, bat traUy gained. HOW ABOUT THE MILK? the evolution of tha highest type of long-wool! breeds. The wool grows KccTr ar.d finer. The same condi tio! r-rcvluce animals of Immense Kite, .tightening Its value for the vi Rxperts say, no spot on the fVN can surpass, and few, If any final, western Oregon In nroducing COTTEL, a mernbw ot t1 fclsfcest possible type of the long- council, has expressed tfc fTrr Ion that a large proportift ? the milk sold In this city Impure, and that this bad mi:k causes a good many deaths annually. especially of children. The Journal has repeatedly alluded to the Impor tance and necessity of pure milk giving the reasons therefor, which to all intelligent people should be apparent, and therefore scarcely need restatement. In large eastern cities the problem of obtaining pure milk Is a very difficult one, and some of them are preparing to steril ise all milk sold as the only way to secure milk not inreotea witn ais ease germs. Here the problem should not be so hard. We are a Comparatively small city yet, and an exceptionally healthy city. We can watch our milk supply at much less cost. If not more surely, than ca,n be done in New York or Chicago. And the sooner we begin to make sure, constantly, in a systematic way, that none but absolutely pure milk la sold, the easier the task will be, and the better off the city will be. Dr. Cottel, both as physician and councilman. Is a man whose opinion and warning are entitled to consid eration. He presumably knows what he Is talking about, and It Is an exceedingly important mattPr. His recommendation that a special milk Inspector be appointed, pro vided a competent and faithful one can be found, is a good one. Com missioner Bailey does what he can, but he Is a state officer, and cannot give this matter the attention It de mands. Neither can the city health officers. Milk Is something that needs constant and especial watch ng. What Is the cost of this service compared with the death of several hundred children annually? Let us see to it that our milk is pure. twWI biwds. Here, nature, cli mate and foods present the exact conditions required In the Industry. The region should supply all the fancy sheep for replenishing these ranges. The way to do It, is to pro duce the Immense number of stan dard bred animals required, which farmers probably do as they learn that the prices are almost double ordinary block figures, and the market practically Inexhaustible UNDERGROUND WIRES. W CHARTER AND FRANCHISE. r months has pulled off two panics and the country has only smiled and sneered at the sufferer. No doubt Wall street is rather sick. It ought to be, Its sickness will do It good. The sicker It Is the better. Only very severe sickness will reform the jrotten thing probably not that. But the country doesn't care very much, ior it has In a great measure cut ; loose from Wall street, become In dependent of It. The west refuses i ' , to get sick any more when and be cause Wall street does. In fact, the west feels' better on account of Wall .' street's sickness. The west is glad ' Tto see Che swindlers and destroyers punished a. .little. What should a , ' city's or oantry's people care about the losses of a few gamblers, who nave peen pocketing winnings ffbm he pedple ' bu Jut fallen out an d " exposed their surethjng game? This HE OPINION of the city attor ney that the street railway company may be made to Im prove the streets according to ordinance or forfeit its franchise, If correct, is Important. He holds that the city can compel the railway com pany to accept as a part of their franchises, though not expressed therein, the provisions of the charter of 1898 elating to the repair of streets used by the company. If tho company will not accept this amend ment to their franchises, they can be forfeited, says the city's law offi cer. The question has arisen In conse quence of the long and aggravating delays .In the Improvement of sev eral streets which the city desired to Improve, caused by the failure of the streetcar company to repair its portion of the streets as required by the charter though not by the terms of the franchises. The opinion of the city attorney seems to con form to a common sense view of the matter, however it might be viewed by the courts. The people are en titled to have the streets Improved, without being subjected to these long delays by the railway company. It should be required to do Its part promptly, or take whatever legal consequences may be Its due. Corporations that have been H ETHER THE time has come yet to make a move to put all overhead wires underground, or whether Councilman Vaughn's plan la the best for that purpose, or not, It scarcely a debatable proposition that the overhead wires should in the not distant future be transferred to un aergrouna conduits, mis win be a big task, and will necessitate an un pleasant and Injurious disturbance of the streets' surface, but we must have the change made some time, and It is none too early to be con sidering it carefully and preparing for It. Since this Is so, and since the General Electric company de sires to dig up the streets to lay Its heat conduit, It might be well. If, as claimed, that company's fran chlse Is forfeitable, to delay that en terprise until the matter rf a gen eral transference of wires under ground Is thoroughly considered. It Is very Important not only that this shall be done, but that the streets be torn up as little and as few times as possible. Councilman Vaughn's resolution therefore appears to con tain a good suggestion. Senator Foraker says the Repub licans of the country don't want the tariff revised. Oh, senator, get down off that stump and put your ear to the ground. Quit listening to the trust megaphones and catch on to the earth currents. It Is true that a good many Republicans don't want a revision of the tariff, and a good many more don't care a conti nental about It, but only want to get on the big side; but out west It is safe to say that a great majority of the people, Republicans as well as others, do want a radical revision of the tariff. Letters from the People Not a Bank Insurance Law, To the Editor of The Journal tn tho failure of tho Oregon Trust Barings bank tho attention of tho people Is called to the Inadequacy of the state and national banking laws. Civilisation n aa irom nme 10 time aaoptea certain forme of Insurance against losses oaused by natural elements pr the oarelessnesa of mankind, thus came fire Insuranoe, iiie insuranoe. acciaem insuranoe, ma rine insurance, boiler, plate (lass, em ployers' liability, railway liability, burglary and livestock: Insuranoe. all or wnirn are successes mat no sensible business person would do without Then why not compel the banks to Insure their deposits. 1'he banks of Portland have 1(0.000.- uuu on aepomi ana me oaiance or me tale of Oregon has. we will assume, I20.u00.000 to $40,000,00. We will say for convenient in figuring a total for the state of $10,000.000. not one cent of which Is Insured against the failure of the banks to pay the depositors. Let the cltlsens of the elate of Ore Run initiate a bank Insurance law wher-by the banks will be taxed one quarter, one half or one three quarters of 1 iur cent upon the average deposits for one year. That this tax shall go Into a fund to be held by the stats trnasurer to Immediately redeem such rutin res as the Oregon Trust A Savings bank and the state (that la the bank hindrance fund) shall take possession of the bank's securities and shall dis pone of them at the best possible price. Assuming that there In 1 1 00,000,000 on deposit In the state of Oregon that m-.niM mean an annual tax from this source of 2SA,o00,000 at one quarter of 1 per cent l&uo.OOO at one half of 1 source of 1260.000 at one quarter of 1 per cent, which In a few years would accumulate millions of dollars and make every bank In tho state perfectly safe. The results of such a law on tho banks would cause the people to have more conlidence and would Increase tne number and amount of deposits from 25 to 60 per cent over amounts now In the banks, thus being a srreat blessing to the banks as well as the people. The granne and the labor unions should take this up and "initiate it as a law. J. C. GILL, TALES IN TABLOID Julian Hawthorne Tells iu'Elsrea Hundred Words Mrs. Thurston's Two Hundred Page Norsl, "Ths Mystics." The Kincald C. Pnlem. Or. To the Editor of The Journal In the matter of the suit brought against Hon. H. R. Kin- raid. General Idleman is, quoted In your Issue of yesterday as saying that the legislature passed a bill allowing the retaining ef certain fee. This state ment la erroneous. The last legislature tiaxsed an unconstitutional flat salary bill, but what has that to do with tho fee.s taken by the defendant during the years 1696. 1896, 1897 and 1898? Further, Uenerai idleman states mat It was claimed In the suit brought o(rnlnt Hon. F. I. Dunbar that the leg islature had no authority to grant such privileges, and that this suit against Air. iunuar was inrown uui ui uuun. No such Issue was raised In the case of Mr. Dunbar, for the very good rea son. DerhaDS. that the legislature had enacted no law of that kind. As to the case against Mr. Dunbar, It was not thrown out of court. On the contrary. Mr. Dunbar lost on hie appeal to the supreme court ana tne case win oe tried on Its merits before Judge Oallo way at Salem some time next month. No attempt Is belnar made to cast as persions on Mr. Kincald. The consti tution nrovldes that the secretary of state shall receive an annual salary of J 1.600 and no fees or perquisites what ever for the performance or any auiy connected with his office. We want to determine whether the constitution moans what it says. Li. n. B MAHUH. la the sort of story Mrs. Thurston writes, muoh depends, as regards tbe fame of the author, upon the particular plot he or she seleots. Her first novel had a food one, difficult to rival; her others seem less fortunate. But at any rate the last one Is out of the common. as I shall demonstrate to you John Henderson has been cheated out of his inherltanoe a big fortune; he In herlte. Indeed, tbe disinheritance; forhla father-began It, and died without effect ing settlement: and there were the boy John and his beloved mother left to fight for their lives as best they might She swallowed har nrlr1 and wrote to nr nerrou oromer-in-law, Andrew, wno dwelt In the northern end of Scotland ana was mysterious and unsocial. He frls-ldilv ranlUd that ha would let John act aa hie secretary at (0 pounds a year. jonn. rancvins tnis miani ieaa to something better for Uncle Andrew was possessed of tha fortune acceDted the position, and held it for seven vears: at the end of which hie uncle died. But iirsi, one or two (hinge had happened. To begin with, while tramping over the country. John diaoovared a stone chapel on the top of the hill, windows ana aoors closed, and very mysterious. The same evening he opened a book In a iacK or scnooi teacners is re ported In several counties. Crook county being the latest to make an appeal for outside teachers. Sala ries are good up there, and It Is a growing and prosperous county. Teachers' wages have been raised in several if not all counties of Oregon, but it seems not enough yet. Per haps it would be well to spread the fact abroad In the east that Oregon needs more country school teachers. The schools must somehow be maintained. given exceedingly valuable privileges should be held to a strict compliance with their agreements, and with the provisions of the charter, which, as the city attorney holds, may be "read Into" all such agreements. OREGON SHEEP IN DEMAND. T Is all . bat Has Juppened,:gTlie. Wtd'proaiicts are sxtramel. tarorable to HERE is a bow of promise In a shipment that left Oregon last week. It was 4,000 head of long-wooled bucks, sent from western Oregon to be placed at the head of flocks In Wyoming and Colorado ranges. The transaction is typical of an Industry that should become consequential In western Oregon. The standard of long wooled sheep, on account of climate and food conditions, deteriorates on the ranges of semi-arid states. The air Is too parched, the feed too dry. The wool shortens, and the animal becomes smaller In new generations. The Kentucky thoroughbred set adrift on the plains will become a scrub in a generation or two. 1 provide against deterioration, there must be importations of standard bucks. The condition affords royal op portunity for western Oregon. Eng land and Canada have long been the source of supply from which the flocks of these ranges have been re plenished. Neither is capable of competing with western Oregon In the business. Here, the humid at mosphere, even climate and food No feeling of anger or passion ought to prompt anyone to unprofit able action of any kind against the officers of the suspended bank, be cause this will injure the depositors who are naturally and properly anxious to get their money. The less friction and antagonism there are, the greater will be the chance of depositors being paid In full. The less he Is handicapped, the easier can the receiver bring order out of chaos. The Hill Roads' Gross Earnings From the Wall Street Journal. The gross receipts of the Hill lines In July Increased more than $2,500,000, ac cording to the most reliable estimates. The Northern Pacific showed the great est Increase, It having been $1,266,481. Tho liurlington Is next with an Increase of substantially $1,000,000, while the In crease on the Great Northern was only $276,222. The Increase In the July earnings of the Great Northern would have been a great deal more except for the ore strike In July which tied up ore shipments from Minnesota. This, however, will not affect the August earnings except of courBe favorably as In August and Sep tember the ore tonnage of July also will have to be moved together with what Is ordinarily moved in August and September. The Increases for the month of July of the three Hill lines are estimated as follows : Northern Pacific $1,266,481 Burllnsrton (estimated) 1.000.000 Great Northern, Increased 276,222 his uncle's library and read some orphlc sentences, which he connected with the chapel, and went back there at night; it was lighted up, and just then the door opened and out popped his uncle. They walked home together, and hlj uncle let out some Information about the sect of "The Mystics," where he was one of the Arch-Mystics, and sat in the Council of Six. There was a magic book belonging to the society known as the Scltsym. and it contained all worth knowing In tht world. Each of the Six had It for two months; and at the time Andrew was dying- It was In his pos session, and be told John, who was giv ing him his medicine, to keep his hands off It till the other Arch-Mystics came and got It. John promised to do It; but when, his uncle having died, he opened the letter addressed to himself, and found that In stead of four or ftve hundred thousand pounds he had been left five hundred only, with some prudent advice, he was angry, and determined to burn the pre cious rook. However, a pregnant sen. tence that he chanced to see In It, as he was about to cast it in the flames. altered his intention; and he decided to copy It and study the contents; for It appeared that a master was expected to come out of the Infinite and take com mand of everything; and things were so arranged that there seemed no reason why John, properly instructed from the Scltsym, should not pose as the master himself. Then, having power over all things, he would have power over the fortune, which the unfeellnc uncle had bequeathed to the Mystics. You are to remember that It was only filial love which urged him to this ques tionable practice; he could not bear to see his mother living In poverty. So he escaped with his copy of the book, and fled with her to India, where he studied the esoteric wisdom for 10 years. The scene next opens at the headquarters of the sect In London. The s see tto, red-handed precursor, or John the Baptist of the cult has been foretelling for 16 days that the master Is coming. And the fateful day has come, and you might see the faithful repairing In great nervous stress to the house In Helller Crescent. Brompton, where the apparition is to occur. Among them is a beautiful young widow, 28 years of age. with an oval face and slight, graceful figure, who always wears black. She hopes there Is some thing In it but only half thinks there Is. Well, after an exhortation from the precursor the door opens, and In marches the master himself, tn a long white robe and sandals. He Is still i young, tali and strong, with a handsome, but grave and impressive, and tie is very aelr-posaessed. H makes the assembly a speech, naing by opening the front of his robe and reveal Ln branded on his breast the mviMit Mtann That aattiaa It. They all believe and worship, Including the almost skeptlo widow, wnose name Enid Wltcherly. Even the formidable Horatio BalcCorphew believes; but you oan see with hair an eye mat ne i love with Mrs. Wltcherly, and that there will be trouble further on. Now wa receive a shock: for the Pre cursor and the master have a dialogue to themselves In the very next cnapter, from which It appears that the master is none other than John Henderson, back from Jndla. primed with the Bnltavm n nA tha nramiraor la Terence JUomlnlck Pevereaux, his bosom friend and ally; and they are going to fool. or bilk, the Mystics, and st away, when the time comes, with the coffer of fjkn& all would have gone right had It not been for the widow. She Is inter ested In the master, and has long pri vate conferences with him; and, to tell the truth, he falls In love with her and commits the indiscretion of calling on her in her flat, for no better reason than that she had not been to consult with him for a whole week. But. really, he is uneasy In his conscience; for fhmiirh he does not mind robbing the Mystics, who have received goods stolen from him. he cannot endure to act a false part before Enid; and he Inconti nently tells her his whole story. She Is greatly put out, and goes so far as to call him a thief, and to refuse away, and she has hardly wiped her eyes when In bursts Horatio Bale-Cor-phew, the rival, and shouts out that he and the rest of the six have been spying on the master for a week, and have found out his secret; and they are go Ina to denounce hrVn at that nlght'i meeting, and perhaps the enraged brethren will kill him. Hereupon Enid finds out tnat sne loves the master, and hates Bale-Cor-phew; and she sets to work to warn the rormer or tno pern in siore ior mm. But everything goes contrary, and the meeting begins with the master unin formed of his coming exrosure. A man like that, however, Is not to be easljy trapped; and he starts out with the purpose, soon made manifest, of exposing himself. Are you getting excited? So was everybody else at the meeting, except the master, who was keeping his hand. But finally Bale Oorphew could stand It no longer, and he Jumps up and begins his denuncia tion; only by that time the master had won the favor of the audience, and they will not listen to his enemy. The meeting breaks up In a row, In the midst of which Enid faints; and when she comes to herself the master Is beside her alive and well, and the Mystics have gone home. The master Is sad. but still self-possessed. "Where are you going?" Enid Inquires. "To India to tell my poor mother I have failed," he replies. "It will be a hard task making her understand," he adds. Then says Enid, tenderly and nobly: "Let me go with you; I can explain It better than you. because we both love," This Is not, yon see, a real occult story after all. because the Mystics were dupes ana there was no real master. But It has an atmosphere or occultism, which is as good or better; and It Is told with commendable brevity In less than 200 pages, sparsely printed on very thick paper witn illustrations. rou may Know the dook oy tne Droan rea band slanting across the back cover. and by the hieroglyphics at the tops of the pages. Whether you will remember it as easily as you recognise It Is an other question. JULIAN HAWTHORNS. The Mystics," by Katherlne Ceoll Thurston. . Harper & Brothers, New York. vr win Small CLangc Wall street's wolf ery scares wvai no ivniir. . e a If you are really hungry, taste pretty good. . Some chauffeurs seem to be tryln to travel as fst as that oomet e Tha president Intimates that the bear stock speculators are similar to nature fakors. e Even If Piers. Morgan should say the times were bad, we wouldn't believe it out west. e e Great gun I what a lot of money that young Krupp heir will have when" he grows up. John D. says he Is hauling a cart In which the pcocle ride, but the fare is pretty high. Butter Isn't really a necessity; If one goes without it for a few weeks he doesn't miss it. The Hague conference attracts nearly as much of the world's attention as a village dog fight. The trusts nretend that it is tha country that Roosevelt la busting; but the people know better. Peekaboo waists and net stooklnca must oe unDOituiar witn where mosquitoes are thick. a Men are punished for desert! n a- thai wives, but ft seems to be considered all right for w(pes to desert their husbands. A lot of people who never thoueht so before are Inclined to favor govern ment ownership of the telegraph lines. a Everybody agrees that the P. 8. Tel ephone company could easily take the premlum--for the worst service In Port land on earth. How much authority has a hired bank cashier over hundreds of thousands of deposits? Apparently a good deal more. In some cases, than he ought to have. Conservative banking and promotion or speculation cannot be done at onoe by any concern. a a Going the rounds: A man went Into a drug store and Inquired the price of sulphur. 'Ten cents a pound," said the druggist. "Ain't that a little steep," asked the would-be customer. "I can get It of Montgomery Ward A Co. for 7 cents." "You can get It in h 1 for nothing and save the freight." replied the angry druggist. Oregon Sidelights The Coburg glsss factory has started up. Eugene Is lithlc. ictually paving with bltu- HoD-plcklnr has begun in Lane and Linn counties. Huckelherrles are very plentiful eastern Oregon mountains. In The president has given the al leged nature fakers another blowing up, accusing various of them of imagining and inventing a great many of the descriptions and Inci dents they have published as facts. But the wonder is how the president so positively knows everything about wild animals. He certainly has Total Increase $2,642,703 The August Increases promise to amount to a round $3,000,000 as while the earnings of the Northern Pacific and the Burlington are showing up as well as In July those of the Great Northern show much heavier Increases The Northern I'arlflc Is getting to be a favorite in wall street circles as compared with the Great Northern. The present selling prices or tne stock are commented upon almost dally In Wall ctreet circles nnd the prospects are usually considered exceptionally bright and the market price of the stock very low. One reason why the Northern Pacific may be considered more of a favorite than Great Northern is the fact that about two thirds of its lines are lo cated, west of the Missouri river, while about" two thirds of the lines of the Great Northern are located east of the Missouri river. The country west of the Missouri Is showing a development that Is quite phenomenal, while the country east of the Missouri Is show lng a more moderate development and It Is for this reason that the Northern Pacific has been showing" -'eater in creases in Its gross receipts for some timo past than the Great Northern has and this situation is probably likely to continue for some time to come. Charles W. Fulton. Charles W. Fulton, United States sen ator from Oregon, was born August 24. 1S53, at Lima, Ohio. At an early age he removed with his parents to the mid dle west and his education was received In ochnols in Iowa and Nebraska, in both of which states ha resided for a time. He studied law at Pawnee City, Nebraska, and was admitted to the har in 1876. Soon after he went to Oregon. For a time he taught echool before be- never personally Studied them as nt Astoria. He entered public life as a much as some of the alleged nature fakers have. It Is true that as to Home Inves tors the bank failure will have little or no bad effect, but It will have a temporary injurious Influence abroad. The Important thing, then, is for everybody concerned-and all good citizens are concerned to some extent to help in whatever, way he can to bring about a full payment of the bank's obligations as soon as possible. Then the word that can be sent out will be reassuring. state senatar, serving In that capacity from 1878 to 1902. In the meantime he had won fame as a lawyer and appeared as chief counsel in many important cases In the northwest. Four years ago he was elected to the United States senate after a long and hard-fought contest. It Is said- to be Secretary Root's policy to 'enforce the law against corporations that break it, but not to punish. Individuals directly. If this theory "la te be adopted, out burglars and J footpads should form a corporation, which might befined If proven guilty, but the individual robbers would be Immune. 1 This Date in History- 1760 Letlzla Bonaparte, mother of Napoleon, born at Ajacclo, Corsica. 1784 First mall coach In England left London for Bristol. 1814 Washington. D. C, attacked and taken by tho British. 1835 The Earl of Oosford sworn In as governor of Canada. 1837 Don Carlos defeated the royal tronn near Herrera. 1 860 Prince of Wales opened the Victoria railway bridge at Montreal. 1875 Captain Webb, on a second trial, swam across the English channel. 1884 French force bombarded Foo chow, China. 183 Destructive storm along the Atlantic coast of North America. 1906 President Roosevelt ordered a simplified form of spelling In the gov ernment printing office. Their Solution, From the Milwaukee Sentinel. "Tompkins and his wife always get along splendidly. They do Just as they please.' " . "How fortunate! How do you ac count, for ttf . "To jr don't lire fogstnsB,1- Dinkelspiel, on the Rebate Question By Qeorge V. Hobart. (Copyright, 1807, br American-Journal Examiner) Home, Now. Meln Lleber Son Looey: Ve haf ra ce! fed your letter from Erie, Pennsyl vania, und your mother und me vas glat to hear dot pltzness continuations to be full rait spondullx on der road. I notice vot you say In your letter, Looey, abould der vave of lnwesttgatlon lng vlch Is now sveeplng ofer dis fair land and cofering mit eel-grass und con fusion efery rebate dot dares to put Its nose ouidslde a railroad ofuce. I vas glat to see It. Looey, because mebbe it is dot some day dose vlch t'lnk dey own der earf vlil vake up und not be so comtenptous mit delr contempo-rlums. I t'lnk it is a goot idea, Looey, aoi aer Standard Oils und der Ufa Insurances und der delicatessen trusts vas kept busy rushing from der lawyer's office to der courtroom, und all der Chon D. Rockyfellows of high finance vas vlsh Ing dey vas born mltould der figure of speech. Der eggserclse keeps dem In better healt' financially, because uddervlse dey all lead such a sedimentary life. But I t Ink also on der udder nana dot your Uncle Adolf Truckenmuller, vlch lives In Schneidervllle, up near der basement of der Catskllls mountains, has mlirnlfled der matter ven he sends to your mother der letter vlch I lnclosure Your uncle apologetics for der style of his letter by saying dot ne vas ouia trout-fishing und fell in der brook, vlch angered him so dot he rushed home und dropped Into poetry. iJis is nis lener. ljooey: VOT YOU T'INKST "Der neoDles here in Schneidervllle dey know yust vot vas right; day's up to date mit eferyding, intelligent una bright. Und ven a public sorfant hold ing orrice gets too gay, aey Know aui it vas time to kick, und to each udder say: "I t'lnk he ought to be lnwestiga- tioned." Postmaster Bauer of Schneidervllle ha lien! riot office lonsr. and many yars has past vareln he doen'd dit nuddlngs wrong. But yesterday I noticed he vas reading ach! so hard und ven I got up close he blushed und dropped a pos tal card. I t'lnk ho ought to De mvesiiga- tloned. . . , . Der teacher of der public school In Schneidervllle vas Miss Augusta Rosle Kfhmtrit nnrt she vas sveet enough to kiss till she vent on a wislt to der city recently und brought home talk vlch dis is ft, "Dot cuts no Ice mit me." I t'lnk she ought to be inwestlga- tloned. Gui Pfeffer las been keeper of der nonnd of Schneidervllle for many years. und veil ve know his place vas hard to fill. But yust a week ago or so he found a oow astray und peoples say since den dot he has beefsteaks efory day. 1 1 t'lnk he ought to be inwestiga tloned. . , Dare's Herman Schools, a member of der church clnce yust a boy, vlch says he finds der Sunday school his only pride und choy. Last veek he goes und svaps his horse, und, py Chove! if ne Bin t aneau eigni. aunara un ins reuuu tlon as a saint. I t'lnk he ought to be lnwestlga tloned. Olt Dr. Muller vas der pride of Schneidervllle for years. Hi superin tends affairs for all dat leaves dis wale of tears. But lately e got all stlcked up und uses foreign terms, und now he says dot measles dey vas caused by leedle eherms. I t'lnk he ought to be Inwestlga-tloned. Good Bargains for Wise Women Newport and vicinity becomes a more popular resort every summer. Papers of central and southeastern Oregon build several big railroads every week. Copyright 1907, by American-Journal Examiner. There are many merchants wondering now how they can get rid of the things left over before the season of autumn selling shall commence. There are bargains in the stores, and wise women can comUlne profit and amusement by travelling around the stores at 'this time. Oo in the morning, when It Is cool Read beforehand In this newspaper which you can -et as you leave your house what tne merchants oner, men do your selecting. The foolish man jokes about the bar gain counter. The wiser women crowd around the bargain counter. This Is the season when bargains are ripest, because merchants have got to sell. They need the room. Their profit has been made on goods sold at full prices earlier in the season, and in many cases they are actually only too glad to take now less than they paid for merchandise. It Is Idiocy to suppose that the bar gain counter represents the result of fioor Iy paid work or -..at It represents nferfor -oods. The bargain counter represents some times the effort of one merchant to eclipse another. Advertising costs a great deal and some merchants put part or their advertising allowance into sel ling below cost. The woman who gets the bargain advertises the store. Sometimes at this season especially tne Dargain counter represents mis takes of buyers" for the big stores. They overdid the buying, took In more than the public could absorb and now the counters must be cleared to make room for other things. Some merchants Just now make a specialty of furniture. They are all paying rent all paying wages In good times as well as bad, and they must do something to keep money coming in. There are real chances now tne wise woman will seise them, Instead of wait ing until the time when everybody tries to buy at once. Don't despise ihe bargain counter. It Is the best friend of the careful, eco nomical woman. Don't buy when you don't need, that is foolish. Don't wait to buy until late In the day when the young women behind the counters are tired. Oo early. keecffl, read what the various merchants say nco ii you cannot maxe one nousehold dollar work as hard aa a dollar and liny cenis, But don't buy what vou don't need. The Tourist. The hop erop will be big wherever the vines were tended; but the price oh, my! Rattlesnakes are numerous around Madras. Miss Ethel Kidder killed a large one. There Is not a vacant house in Brownsville, and several families want houses there. a a Charles Nlckell has sold out his news paper business in Medford. He has Been In the newspaper business In Jaok- son county since la7i. A Cooullle man, says the Sentinel, raises the choicest beef on the best range In the state without feeding, the cattle thriving on nature's pastures the year round. A large hlckorynut tree In Forest Grove has partially broken down from the weight of nuts with which It la literally loaded. This was one of the finest ornamental trees In the city. s Coyotes were never before so numer ous In Morrow county; frequently they come Into town and rob henroosts, and chasing them with fast-running dogs Is becoming a popular sport among a num ber of Heppner people. Much difficulty Is being experienced this year by the farmers In securing their grain threshed than ever before, the Albany Herald Is Informed. Grain raisers have combined and are using tho cooperative system in harvesting their grain, and Individual owners of ma chines find It unprofitable to operato . them. a Nine English walnut trees on a Yam hill county farm, 80 years old, though from nuts of one tree, produce nuts of all sixes, various qualities and other differing characteristics. One tree grows choice nuts with shells like the Santa Barbara sort shell: another has shells almost as hard as those of the hickory nut. a a Few people in northern Grant not seen the woman with the. wagon, who for some time been visiting the ranches wlthaSrer little load of merchandise, says the Long Creek Ranger. Her name la Mrs. Rock well. She has three very Intelligent dogs trained to draw a light express wagon, and she Is very fond of them, and contended with her outdoor. Inde pendent life. a A Shedd farmer, with SI acres, In the past nine months has received $801 cash for his milk from 12 cows. $43.80 for veal nnd $189.22 for hogs, making a total of $836.02. His expenses were $464. Besides this he has 30 tons of hay. 12 acres of oats and eight acres of corn for the silo. Nine cows are to come fresh about October 1, meaning more veal. When he started seven heifers were with their first calves. You se It, Looey, how your uncle Is affect at loned, so don't be surprlsaled If some of dese days you hear dot your old father und mother, vas up for crosa eggsamlnatlon because ve gafe der cook a rebate so she vould stay mit ua anud der veelC rmutt - H Fr. Gsorgs .V. Hobart, From the Denver ReDublloan Who fills the summer time with gleeT x ne lounsi. Who peoples trails on land and sear The tourist. Who starts, with toothbrush and a comb, au iiaiy, or iimyue roomer Who never leaves his kodak home? The same chap. Who wears field glasses on his hlpT The tourist. Who likes a white suit for a trip' The tourist. Who from the sandwich can't be weaned? Who is a hopeless postcard fiend? Whos always pretty nearly "cleaned"? xne luenucai individual. Who "does" a big town in a day? The tourist. Who looks on travel as mere plav? The tourist. ' Who wanders far afield alone? Who likes to hear descriptions drone Through "seeing" spielers megaphone? The same optimistic explorer. Outsiders Can't Help. 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