OP THE r V JOURNAL t rrurn TiTTD XT AT I protection of the habeas eorpua and to to about it? Answering Its own strike order. ' , Undar these eircnm trials by Jury Impartially. felected. uuesUdiir and the Question of inil- stances trouble wae threatened, and a iKDapKDi!tT 'waPArB. -- I These prlnclplea should be the creed lions as to how to reduce the coat i Governor jonnson went to the mines i .............. .Pobitobw of oar political faith,. the text of dvio of Urine without reducing wages or ana investigated, serving; notice at a. jickKtt. - 1 a. a a aa im. . v a ' I . a . . a . ItTnMi A I f h a eiitts..a.r rhaf , 'WiAlaaaa 1 . was rauiis wniD (cpt Bnr insimcwou. ; -ijioidm,., jeiierton, to returns or tne xarmw, u- .-- .v.v Mw .. mrr randar owrolnf, ( IB 4oarnu p';'- nrr andr atorolof, at The Journal BOiio- I w.-.v j IBAI ST Wft and lamlull two, fotlUDA, Or. Mrcn ., IB01. Bat-iaa at the poitofflo at Pertlaad, Of MMnlaalaa tanraca ma asaue aa inn TIUtPHONB MAIN flTl. Afl sDartaiit raecbad hr thla wmbar. . tli th epentar tt AturtHKnt roe waat. rOKEION ADVERTISING RKPBKSENTATITa ,.i.a.n.,t.mta Snarl! AdmrtUlna Aaaeey. Brnwwlck Balldlnf. 825 Fifth tTtnaa, Ww , York; Trlbaaa BulldUs. CbUW. Babaerlnttoa Trm or mill to ear address fel u Daltaa State. Canada ar Mazlea, v . I1AII.T. ' Oat year 8.no jOn moots. ...... 4 M ) Sunday. - . Oaa raar..,.,...3.80 I Ona nvwrtL,,....B JB E ROCKEFELLER. VERT;' BDiTOR? writes about breaking would be tolerated; and that everybody would be protected by the etate In either working or Six Hour- fair ; Monlcv; Twelve Houri for CkJ iL1 up aiaiaii 11 i i n y 'p,,' '' " ffl ' " T""'1'W" l ' ' 'ates!!s!EBmmmWmmTT77TTS Hun Isn't Anything- Unoroal Aloot Thatj MoaWa Am Intaraatuig, ClaIrAra Dull ; i& Z ;Y Ul. Small CL&nge (Copyrlgfat, 10T, by Amarioan-Journal- Out In Nabraalc the Humana sootaty la netted about monkeys. It aema that monkeys employed an aaya: 1. By lowering the tariff; I. By further development of ohlne prodsotlon and farmlna sotenoe; k mAnmA IflflOmi taX M.I MaM mhaHtanee tn t shift l A email poltticltn would have kept . Rockefeller, of OOuraei He lajpart of the burden of taxation from still and Bileat ior fear Of Offendldgl the surface of hand organs, with ntue a perennial topio, and will be weaa snouwers to siron v' aomeboay, ana then. theM might haTt I coats,-and cocaea nais. ana onams for IS year. yet. If big pbyai- l V. ""." been much damage and lawtessneae, l", clan a prediction cornea true. He Is monODOiiitio trusts. when he might bare interfered; but k th. i- Ths hand Indeed an Interesting character. The I. By economical government, espe- Oorernor Jobnion did not wait for I organ monkey doesn't know the joys richest man la the world is bound c1" ,I clUe: la crisla: he prerented it by noUfylng r the eight-hour day, and the good hu- One yaaf . S3.S0 I On mnara,,.,,, DAILY AND SUNDAY, ...ST.ao im moat...... 4 M . Whatever your oocnpatloa, may be, and however crowded your hours with affairs, do not fall to secure at least a' few minutes every day for refreshment of your inner life with a bit of poetry. Charles Eliot Norton. 1 iasjaaasaiaeaapasj aaaa aaaiaajaaaa,. eJaSsstjSa,i aai fj -WHAT IS A DEMOCRAT? to be so. Occasionally, along with verbal floods of criticism and cen sure, comes a note of commendation. And forgetting nothing of bis career of crime, both legal and moral, we are disposed to listen to what is said roads; la his favor. Aa we remarked recently,. Rocke feller baa good streaks in him. He may not be very well understood. The Ideal that most of us think bad he perhaps honestly thinks good. He is monstrously perverted, ethically, but he may mean well, and honestly t. By waging relentless war oni ... I mane DeoDle are excited. "graft" In politics; , ' la Omaha. a ; kind-hearted, deeply T. By enforcing honest measure upon mind their own bUSlneAS and letm0Vea gentleman appeared before the retailor; I other Deoole do the aamt: that thaldty council representing the "cruelty soclet r ana aemanaoa jus- I have seen some mon- I. By a broad and Intelligent forestry t( a .,,. hm MtQrMA S-SLW policy; I .11 .iiu. v . . I keys working for as many as 10 and II V. uy enforcing ins laws upon raii-i - 1 noun amir, nix nours is long enuuin tne miutia oemg reaay at can ii allr. for the little oreatures to be on duty." jb. by Better ana oneaper rapia needed. The COnaeauence was that I us this ellDDlns-. and have asked what transit in cities. i. . I we thought about it. -". -"""f -i The ouerles are based upon the raot MV. immm lv,ii tin nnfiAilf waalthat nn t In tha fait lanif arhara the AITTOmObTle "MANIACa.1 . . ' . " . . ' . I monkev finds a defender there are lots The sad thing about this monkey af- 'ANT COMPLAINTS are made demagogue would have done dl i7oS.Ve SJS?re!St by people living along conn- enuy; uovernor jonnson is eviaenwy i occupations. trv roads, esneciallv thosa not I no demagogue. ' far from a large city, both believe that be is serving God and east and west, of automobile racing The interstate commerce law, as humanity. Hla system of acquiring along these rural blghwaya. Among I amended in' 188V, provided that an II m CI A I IS a JJemOCraiT nasi uuuva uuuara ib rcuuuf 1,1 inn- uiun wiuyuiui uiau vuii uicn viiivm u,tovw, -w. rv been worked until it has but his intent may be Innocent, heavy, swiftly moving machines wear convicted of a violation of the law women, lame, and worl with very fair and the Indifference to the children Is the fact that it is not at all unusual Every year we hear a doleful howling because people move to the country and leave cats unprovided for. But when some husband runs away leaves destitute a woman about to be come a mother, It Is pretty hard for her to arouse any Interest In her affairs. TflV St St gA 1 a A VlAraa I aasaAt wABiklaia)) done overtime. It has (Ten benevolent out roads very rapidly, aa wagons could be imprisoned, in addition to 0n the street, with a sore spot on his reached the borderland of It la not easy for ua to nut our- M Macadam roads, it is said, imposing a fine on the corporation, fftj- lhJS Sut.Uhi.te?t'him! the eilly. It never waa a brilliant I selves In one-another'a places, men- re adapted either to swiftly-moving As amended by the Elkina act of and punish ie yPJ"" . conception. Those who have most tally and morally. Rockefeller aeema "fht vehicles or to heavy onea that los tne penalty or imprisonment the street you can see old men and old .nt.u.j m av - t v a.' a a- At. , lmn ilnwlr hn nnl.VW ,nl4 ahnllahad. and thai minimum I woman, lama, ana wording, VAViiitisu i. luviuuiuK iiio new lorxiiaieiy u warn a Diaxats iuq wuriu, i - - ---w """vn - World, have no concern aa to "what not because he haa done anything by heavy vehicles that run faat' But limit of fines waa eliminated. The la a Democrat- If they had, the wrong, but because the people in '" more frequent and loud are the rate law of 190 reestablished the answer would be easy. About one their ignorance and blindness cannot complalnta of recklessness, and of imprisonment penalty, but contained , half the voters of thla country have appreciate or understand him. He disregard of everybody else's com- the "immunity bath" Joker. After beenanswerlng it to their own per- is kindly, gracloua, tolerant and be- "rt. convenience, safety or rlghta. a few more years it may be possiDie feet satisfaction)' for over. 100 yeara. nignant in speech and demeanor, and w "uppose that aome of theae repre- to send a big thief to jail. Six. and a half milliona answered it this may not be affectation. sentations are exaggerations; a few nnltedlylri 1896 and a similar nunj- RMvfeiier is a aublimated Pick- of tbem mT eTa be Prompted , by Perhapa cheaper concrete, mate- y0ur letter from vinnipeg und ve vas ber in 100. Lniff- hie hvivwriav is an colossal eTir'' Dut tner doubtless a good rials for which appear to be plentl- alat to hear it dot your bealf oonUnuos On both .occa.lon. the New York th t 'th. lt ;Mume. a shape ' h in them, and aome ful, will grow In favor aa building -e una epena.n g , j World, which arrogates to itself a of monumental virtue. He bellevea ntomobllIsts. not by any meana all, material, and help to break up tne 8trlpM special dispensation for determining he ia a prodigy that Is enUtled to rise arf desving of severe censure in lumber trust but we suppose that Tour mother und me va remem The Tart boom aeema to be the only If In a hurrr. don't wire, vrllt Buy a good milch cow, anawfet rich, .feuy. dashes to the pole are alow BXfalrSi . J. t" sore apota oa their p?l - Nobody ebeota teiaful and awes body In uniform or out of uniform Wlaary noises, ,.; r V , Concerning tha little nonUr I Bverythlng la as quiet at Oyster Bar red Jacket and the sympathetic psoplj I aa aa oyster. , . ; , ' " mj th.t '..ni tn .Mun tha alx-hour day for 1 v ' . mm. we can onjy aay r i ntawi nn a vaoauoa trip on a them. : boswr a bors prioe. , ' . . . Kinaness te monseys may sr,".r i i. -1 1 a.avm. Linn... (a nn M n ran - I . . .v,nnht I Ttn noom seem There was a time when man Vl one left In sight only of himself. If be can begin now WOT w mm L AaJ formed . providing the monkey's master be fairly wUl soon b ready to pick. kind hearted. The monkey at least , e ; works in the opetv ad he doesn t work But we suppose the talked-of soul very hard. He need only show his teeth kiss haa no microbes la It. and stretch out his hand occasionally. ,... A , e- . - 2" ..L"ra' Sr.'n'-t . H think a greatly needed re. iuuti ii uw v- i ,r iwffl a more neer arinamg. ...k .iv r.iMrn in mines and fao-1 " vwm urlul,1S' , torlea have a very different sort ar a life, a: worst ir..lAn rested monkey Is lueky--lf bjs owner PUUS On BIS IIIUS onain wm i'ru, treats him too rougnir, ne.soon aiesoi i ; .. e e consumption, and his trouoies eno. i It wasn't much ef a Job, more rugged child endures rough treat-1 to make m Portland lid that ment and still lives. . I ,.,,.,... , a arrav aor. an oia rmci nurn mui ' ml . .A . . - . . . w A rirriM nlaeon weak with U in,r- rej ,ig,oo jonnsona in uaicagc to a pedler.s ; carrisr Di.son weaa wim . now milll ot th.m TonsoM 1 lUU.i; ,.u T? I tin atal.it " . " )V-I vww It looks aa if the' big would-be paaio ( aeai ! luuay-i ftsasa v w wsuwaa wutitjr, aiurw WDVUIUi 1B n ullv on hU little ohaia too nura, or i soon uuct (old to our a roll of it. ' st of It Is that even the vilest op- makars got islon is slow la killing him. An iu-1 ; - . f a.s vkaal aaaawaa awanwaaa. fraava .vwai sjaa-aaaay ' , e e , .. ., Oolden butter, sure enougb; it will cold and fatigue, pacing up and d own all these excite ''Sain'a1 "jSd children ntft tn&"JM" anT d a. and nobodT CTS much. That "Y"""" Bva wax mm private account. I. tiMiuu tha ala-ht la SO oommon. tt wa aaw around us a million monkeys In red coats, we ahould soon beoome In different to them. T . a ; Time will come when Increasing Intel ligence and wider distribution of na tional waalth will make poverty and wratrhadnaaa much rarer.. Perhaps wa I .. "T . r .k.M w.n ,.Va lnar..t In tha auffar I luumppj. ing chfldren. ss we are Interested In the overworked monkeys now. v e If the government breaks up the cor set trust, lt will only be by a tight squeese. e e Wall street Is about the only part of the country that is discouraged and DinkeLpiel oaLooey e BrrtKday By George V. Robert (Ooprricht, JS0T, by aMrfcaaoaraal-Ezamfaier) Home, Dls Veek. Meln Lleber Looey Ve baf reoelfed e e . Dr. Hill Is says there are 44 roads to halL He Is a young maa to have trav eled so much. Perhaps Uncle lam will get that f tt, tou.ouo in time to nnisa tns ranama canal with It a a Mr. Rockefeller aavs be works for tha people. But he - slipped In 'the word r'for" by mistake. e e A lot of men have made a good deal of money in consequence of the strike, or saved it because they couldn't buy by wire. ' a a v Count that day lost whose low da- Ifl a. ' wa. . . . a a . ... wnai is a uemocrai - inougnt air- ftboT0 mere hman laWB; that he ia ferently. It, and the handful of not t0 De g0verned like common, so-called Democrata who went Re- mefli wnom n, pltleg for not being puMican witft it. thought themselves .bl. to comnrehend his great mis orthodox, and the aeveral millions .inn n. h reailv be a bad wrong. With "majority rule- as a man at neartt He sleeps well, he tomobUe seems to give some peo- runaamentai in Democratic doctrine, ,. Kenlai and , forbearing, be hates P18 m1a maDIB unaer 108 In A at . a a. . . I a I M . k - a. a .t At ... I.. .. their use ot the country as well as aa soon as concrete becomes popular branced dot last Tuestay vas your birt' the city highways, and their disre- as a building material there will be Lor. und ve vaa mlt you ia der gard of others' convenience and In a concrete trust, if there isn't one already. The hobo is the only man Ownership and chauffeurshlp ot an who isn't robbed. spirits. Your Uncle Rudolph dropped la und he vas also mlt you tn der spirits mosuy visicey una lemons. If you ret all der healt' dot your Un cle Rudolph drunk? to you. Iooey. den .you lo. vlll make olt Metooselum's record ook like der vork of a dyspeotlcated puer. Efery ttme dare vas a recess la der oonwersatlonlng your Undo Rudolph bowl und alter mentarles of der pmerge himself IA OCratS to worry over the query Ot a,,nn nt Ufa and ha has ponfldenml0K.lll M a9 Wlln man ln noT Ba'- FiOT 9 n" leu UB wa"M Und ven der shades ot efening fell . a. a. . - i i - y -a iu . i-.- iut'eni . a A Buffalo preacher raya that hell what a fantastic proposition now for km. -d rvhodv h fluence of which they lose their com- Is full of pcek-a-boo waists, but why the World to name the test what la, Lmlles and jokeB Be mildly dls- mon VUM and good character and the Innocent, insensate things should vould tm jer fiowin. or what I. not. a Democrat It M ,.. fld.v ,rhftn, h J become reckless and utterly selfish, be sent there, or bow, they escape viahing you der empn would be equally grotesque for Dem- lovei aU th, innocent and pretty A wllw l1 th Satnrday Evening destruction by the flames he doe. tWX&J!r VlCh y0U' roat.teua OI a riae wun a man in noi say. nor uuw u uu u u und ven der shades ot efening fell hia WtofaVtitlir whom he had known their former wearers are wearing 2tj"0,$, lor many yeara as a ainaiy-aiaposea, i nownia we otoer pinco. rorunya l perea py your motner, "Katnna. it any .. what they are. merely because the New York "paper Insists it can't find out ' . - - Neither a Democrat nor his pollti - cat opponent are created or classified by man-made recipes. Each Is the product , of fixed sociological laws for the working out ot human des tiny. Both are the result of an in evttable and never-ending struggle i between ? human forces. Passing events, more than at any time in halt a century, fix the creed ot a Demo crat The parallel between the drift of events now and when Jefferson with Infinite trust ' in the people ; pleaded for larger powers for them . in governing themselves, Is, so vivid - ,a to be almost startling. It was a struggle against an over-atrong gov ernment, and lt is the struggle that baa been the history ot every nation since the dawn of nations. It began with the . birth of thla nation, and will continue to Its death. It is on . 'now. in Oregon, it is on in every state, and it is forever on in , the nation. A Democrat now is what : 'a Democrat was when be opposed r the patricians ln Rome. He is exactly what a Democrat was 100 years ago. ; and in the words of the father of 'American Democracy, here Is his creed: , t, "Equal and exact Justice to all 'men. of whatever state or persua elon, religions or political; peace, . commerce and honest friendship with i all nations, entangling alliances with none; the support of the state gov .. ernments ln all their rights, and the most competent administrations for our domestic concerns, and the sur est bulwarks against anti-rep ubll- - can tendencies; the preservation of the general government In its whole . constitutional vigor as the sheet an , chor of our peace at home and safety , abroad; a Jealous care of the right of election by the people and a , mild, safe corrective of abuses, which are lopped by the sword of revplu- tion, where peaceable remedies are 1 unprovided; absolute acquiescence ln the decision of the majority the vital principle of republics, from which Is po appeal but to force, the Vital principle and immediate parent Of despotism; a well disciplined mili tia -our best reliance ln peace and for the first moments of war, till' in future felicity. Is all thla hypocrisy? We can't believe lt. Such a degree of Pharisa ism could not be persisted in success fully. John D. is the victim of a monstrous distortion of ethical truth or else nearly all other men are egreglously mistaken; he acts under the Influence of a colossal and bril liant delusion, and the wrongs he has done to million, be cannot see, d der date or regards them aa the merest trifles, I Crossing" had no significance for us Perhaps I pered ny your mother. "Katrl . . i , ... , . i. . .a, a 4 i , t. miiiui riM eeen tinaae aoouia considerate gentleman, oui wno on a- cau i 501 o iwa-.u 1 f0 Looeva first day- send me qvick vord - 1 nnA J a m tiara a aa In mlt Imirta viahaa frti hla Kaalt' nnA a lniivr t'lratt formed Into a rushing demon ot the Farmers of New Tork state want Den he roiled off der front steps and road, a "speed maniac" ot the most help. No further away than Tioga S..0 Uwn mltoula 1Uin reckless troe. Of the trio alone a 11.60 a day and "found" awaits the . unovs. iooeyi una you vas now . .... . 1 tventy-rour years or oiai road through a thickly populated laborer tn the fields. New Tork chee vis! how Time has got files on a. I tf a a v. it.l .11 a .JT ata.l a I It? country ne says: worm, is wai am a it seems like It vas only yesterday Sla-ns of "Blow Down" or of "Danger! hours a day work. too. Come to ?ot you vas yust a iseaie oaoy, una nere ,,. . w... n m.A.... ! . . . is lt you vas now ouia earning your own Bharp Curve Ahead, or of Tteduce Oregon, young man, and get from llftng und alvays-i goot son to your olt H.AAA A I"1.. II I I A. ' ax. "IIAHMMn. . L- . . . J . V. . aa.w t - 1 ve ain't got any presents to gtt you, worthy of no more consideration than the earthworms that are cut in two by the gardener's spade. John D. Rockefeller is in reality a criminal, with the injuries of mil lions on his soul; be is a law-breaker, Looey, mlt der mother has bought eggsceptlon : you a bo lars vorth of neckties, vlch vlll send a dot your uia eigne aoi and were absolutely no brake upon our fields. speed. We rushed over crossroads at the rate of 40 miles an hour without a, orn. uCn .-. . ... ffh W,A 0,... dr Colors. down; we swirled around corners where "" I vas sending you yust a copy of dsr jout waiier duo 11 aaw 1 ieeaie worses aot I maa xor you ven A Chicago university VtfounM the road narrowed, trusting to blind grammar. luck that no other maniac was coming more, and could tell lt a. . tou vii onjT vun Tear nirc lOOUBana Xf-hha It ! dot von ouM 1IVa tn mi from the OPDOSlte direction at the samel a, v-. v. . Ulln. I dam airaln Immii aa T Ml It dan T ai a puoiio enemy, a lowering menace 1 pace: we whirled cast pedestrians. r .. . . I it now, Looey, und I hope it is dot some 1 read I say to the republic; but he cannot see I smothering them in the dust cloud this at all; he feels no guilt; he waien xouowea us so imciuy mat you smiles, and chatters, and charitably forgives his persecutors, saying fellows aa this professor rolled into day you vlll say der same idea to your own ieeaie vun-year-oiaer, one. could not see tea feet Into lt; and when we plunged Into the dust cloud of passing ear we could not see 30 feet Dog Day Inventions. Forgive them, for they know not ahead of us; but we sped on. Just the W hvr?0l?eUrCl,"ed WOnderfld what they do." same, and the only reason we did not Min atAejaraa avtmaAtia was. tAaa 1 1 aiak fna w I fluA ra sit trt srl O vA NfiV lintlslA ski OflA . m a . a, a . . I - UWnu viMWH WW sasj aVaa. U SS-3. UJt IUO I - v mm r ' " 1 . any r"e- nocsieieiier is worxn , of Providenc no one chanced to studying. He is Interesting psycho- be there. That barks in the dead of night; to ruard any house alo And send thieves away ln flight logically. INCREASED COST OF LIVING. T HE NEW YORK WORLD asks: "What can be done about the cost of living? Are present conditions to continue? Will they grow worse? Can government help solve the problems of the house wife? If high prices have come to stay, how can plain people best meet them?" These are pertinent and pressing This writer tells of other incidents and Instances, and saya the citizen who Isn't ln an automobile "has all the worst of lt"; that "Mb rights are We have also a curious cat-o-graph For scaring the mice ana rats. A patented thing that would make you laugh But avjewel for catleas flats. We've a new breese-e-ola for dusting rooms, A warranted thlna. Af Mtirae. not even thought of by the average That does away with our rags and man in a car," and that therefore m wavne mirtt call perforce. strict laws are necessary and should We've an autoshaker for mixing drinks, j yen leedle eyes vas closed ln sleeb. Ttaaa I. da. laaH). w...aa T nnaw M.d I nai maae aem orer tn my own nana writings like dls, yet: I VUNDER VT. Yen I come home py night times, yet Und sit down py a chair, Und small, vee, leedle hants dey make Some pulllngs mit my hair; . Und ven a wolce mltould some vords To my wolcs has replied, X vunder vy my face It makes A smile yust fempf feets vldst Ven vee, small, leedle hants dsy grasp My vedder-beaden nose. Und dare is klckings from a lot -Of leedle plnk-vlte toes; Und leedle eyes dey blink at me Und say, "Achl I know youl" X vunder vy I get some smiles Dot breaks my face ln two? be enforced regarding automobiles. What the automobile Interest needs. And a cracker machine for Ice: A scrub-o-motor for cleaning- sinks But these oy no means suirioe. Und his vee, chuppy hant questions, ln spite of "unexampled fT?8 RSa,Mt utomol" " he says, "is a more rational, cautious We're in need of a psycho-electrlo chef . . . . . ,. And a plant for consuming noise, and considerate spirit among those For the dally racket would make- one who drive cars"; and he thinks the jt does not share our joys, bitter spirit In the country and small We could use a galvano-faradlo maid in tne Klionen, ana once a waea Xt holts my finger tight so he Feels safe ln falrylant X vunder vy from ouid my eyes I brush avay der tears, Und auk der goot Lord, "If Tou please, Be kina tnrougn an aer years ' Yours mlt luff, D. DINKELSPIEL, per George V. Hobart WLat Do You Laupi At? Tell me what Amuses yoa and 111 tell you what you are." Victor Hugo, By Arthur Brisbane. (Oaprrlgbt 1807. by Asiaiicaa-Joarnal-Xiamtivar) Man Is the only animal that laughs at least, maa says so, and we are la- ollned to think that be tejls the truth. ' Dogs, monkeys and othsr animals look happy, they show their teeth and let their lips hang dowa la a funny I scendlng sun seee not a complete vlotory h.litM. T)..t tha do not laua-h. "X won. Man laughs, and bis laughter betrays A - . 0kltJlon,a his character. ' stumbled over her husband's feet as he Victor Hugo says: "Tell ma what waa kneeling In prayer la their dark amuse you and I'll tell you what you ened room and broke her neck. The Are. other night the husband fell backward Laughter Indicates amusement, la one In his chair off a veranda and broke his of Its phases. neck. What we would like some psycho- The ordinary laughter simply Indl- logtst to consider Is the proposition catea enlovmenL combined wlta sur-l tnai ana came paoa ana upp-a mm ever prise. The laugh Is caused by some to get even.. Or, perhaps, because she kind of explosion that occurs in tne longea zor me company. brain when things turn out strangely. When events follow the natural course there may be amusement and pleasure, but there Is no laughter. There are all kinds of mirth and all kinds of laughter ln the world. Just as there are alt kinds of human beings. The primitive mind of the child laugha boisterously when a friend falls on tha Ice or falls downstairs. Ninety-nine men out or a nunareq are nil " - -. . . . . . artist buries a hatchet In the oork wig oia pigs cor sss.iv. Oregon Sidelignti thoroughly delighted when the comedy artlat burlaa a hatchet In the oork wig of his vaudeville associate, or squirts seltser water In bis faqe la the barber shop scene. The higher form of intellect enjoys ths higher wit of a Jdollere or a Swift- wit without meaning ror tne gentleman I -..id .rood orona who la most violently pleased when he wm y,eia ooa 0""; A.-AV-a..a. ..-aW Ala. Hr..A11aa SI - I af SS I 9 the Vale will have a new bank, hotel and hardware store, j; Hop plotting wliy begin la some local ities next week.' .. e e A FrSewater man sold four T-monthS- a a !..(-. There la aa unusual demand for houses in Ashland. a e All tha bop yards around Corvalll hatchet enters cork skull. Laughter Is only a mode or ex pression. It can express brutality or gentle kindness. ... Ton mar see aa .ignorant stupid face cracked with laughter at the trarlo sight of a drunken woman. How far removed that Is from the beautiful, mirthful smile of an old man answer- the lasenuous Questions ot some a child. sal laughter, one-hair is orutai. noisy and meaningless, one-quarter is A Harvey county womaa gave birth last week to triplets. e e A haystacker used in" Grant county will put up 40 tons an hour. Aa e new kind of trout bas mi no ing t malliMoua onr nonrlv developed cbarac ters are betrayed by our laughing at the gene dally occasionally one on time. allesred beea found In Meacham Creek. is Eugene's population will double with in three years, predicts the Guard, a a Sixteen regular trains arrive at Eu- A large number of families have set- misfortunes of others. One-quartsr, per hapsi ts the Intellectual mirth called I0Sn Z?rAlJlZUZ. fid ia.ia4.ta. tied In northern Lake county within the The most depressing kind of laughter I t.w m0ntha. la not that of tha fool, as described by P"1 "w montns. Di,MfAMA .,, . ttiat a tha hmtal man I who laua-hs at suffering. - , Extensive preparations., are being In the sreat Chicago slaughter bouses! n?456.'1 th Malheur oil field, and tha uabwv mmjm. uuic.B ait. .1, 11 . AMI., the world will hear from the Vale oil fields before many months pass by.'1 Leroy Bullla, a little Corvallis boy, la , still bedfast and suffering from - a Fourth of July accident. In whioh his clothing caught fire. Nearly all the skin on his back waa burned off, and lt is only very slowly and with difficulty that nature la supplying new- skin. . a Woodburn Independent: It Is a dead certainty that there win be a lara-a number of hopyards plowed up If the ta nira to he butchered nanr ln rows Gasette' says: "Unless all signs fall, suspenaea oy one nina leg. moy .r, passed along, squealing, struggling con vulsively, to the man who cuts their thmate and many of the spectators laugh at those wretched animals. f, More brutal than he who laughs at a bleeding animal, however, Is tha man wno laugns at a arunaea man. :. - jsj Wath vanr friends, observe their laughter and its causes, and yoil-wtll soon know more about them. . r The cynlo Is betrayed by his laugh ter. The sycophant and flatterer laughs ouj The "speed maniacs" and lncar- prosperity;' The prosperity of the xr a cra-toa mar and small nrnnnrtv. I nutUna st nnlltnVn.. . J ownr Is absorbed by these con- """""" '"i" stantly rising prices. And to high P0 fo,r ,eeIln' and "tomobll prices are added, in a multitude of cases, short weights and measures The trusts control the price of bo many necessaries that the increase ln their cost is far beyond what it ought to be and would be under fair competition. Attempts are being made to break up some trusts, but the task is a stupendous one, and but a small degree of success is prob able. Farmers are comparatively prosperouB, because they are to some extent independent of the trusts. They too are robbed, but since they get good prices can stand it. But regulars may, relieve them; the au-ithe average city man is robbed pn every hand with no chance of get lsts of common sense and who are really gentlemen and have due con- A chance at an anti-trust laundry brig ade 4 Is a thing that our souls bespeak. A wireless mall would make less to do. And an aeroDlanlo bed Would let us our hot boudlors eschew And sleep in tns air wsieaa. in xact we a consider scheme .Prince Henry of Prussia. Prince Henry of Prussia, brothsr of Emperor William, was born on August 14, ISO, ln Potsdam. He wss at once destined for the naval career, to follow in the fodtstena of his Uncle, the first copyright oerman admiral, Prince Adalbert, to whom tne organisation ana spirit oz tne German navy are in a large measure Vnr a heatleas July .today. .. . . I - . - - . - . . - - I VK . Blderatlon for Others ought to Join Or Indulge tn a non-cnemico me cream, aue. Prince Henry'a love for the sea w I OUa.iIiI I a, at nnan (a ma wi a. Sti mmrmv I a a a. . . . . . in . . 1 aw In in, niion..vt, ...,t ouuum . ;vi.. . land nil aaventurous spirit were nor in any reasonable movement for the L. s. Waterhouse, Uuihiv e-ratifiad. when a youth, by sev- real long cruises around the world. It a. a. . w - ,1 .I. I w.. Im 1 1B1 Ih.l ka avaa annnSBtad t4 uihcb. vyunaiuoas aronna rortiana . .. . a T . - I the rank or lieutenant-captain. ana in are not narlv .r. had with fanM Trom the Ladles Plctorjal. 1?92 b, attained to the -rank of captain premacy of the civil over the mili tary authority; economy in the pub lic expense; that labor may be lightly luirdcned; the! honest payment ot vsr debts and sacred preservation of i no yv.hUc faith;: encouragement of f.grlruHure "and commerce as Its r.andmaid; the diffusion of informa tion and arraignment of . nil ykbuses et the bur cf . public reason Aom cf rt:.';lon: freedom fel tae t;rc:s: frcc '.n of. the rcrsonpd ree- 1 ting even by robbing his neighbors. Wages have increased, but the cost of living has increased more, so that 4e wage-earner is worse off . than he was during the hard times. If he then had a steady Job. A portion of "the Increase la the cost of living la... normal, proper,, yel&aonaMe, ;nt hrsl and righU but a large portion of it Is abnormal, factitious, wrong. G The Swiss passes are gradually being I t sea, and on September 15, 1898, that Ui I .si avuiiiira,, . A u wan t ..u, vu t ft k ,,(, A. T).lM..n . T .49 , . . , I - ... . . , . , I -J una a, iaoo, iu A I niuw.'. ai ana vm, , dui mere are too many aDanaon prejuaicea wy im mmpwn, Hesse, a grsnddaughter lready who make auto- but coupled with thls ooBcesslon , to Queen Vlcforia nd a sis- progress tne auinonuas ox tne vvaiiis Canton make certain ".stipulations, 1 in eluding the by no means agreeable one that when meeting pedestrians, .cattle or horse drawn vehicles the man at the wheel must steer toward the outer edge of the road away from . the pro tection of the inner curve toward tha OVBRNOR JOHNSON of Minne- uua"y unprotected side bordering on sota ia getting some apparently! Considering the dangerous 'nature of to automobile racing as .around larare nnnad to motor traffic. The latest to 2f &e,was married,, on !- ww - , , 1 11 n ak V at 1 Has eastern cities hereabouts already who make auto- mobiling a nuisance to everybody but themselves., NOT A DEMAGOGUE. deserved credit for his action in the case of the recent Me- saba range miners' strike, which was ended , in short order, perhapa through the early and firm stand he took. The strike was promoted by the Western Fede-ation cf Miners, but "from- all accounts was f ore dooraed to' failure, aa there .was no serious complaint of conditions' on the" part f the miners,, who I were crtoiiiu jm-t art tie peos.l tot&f jxiot ' really. In' f jmsaUi; srith the mountain motoring at Its best, one may well be excused If this rule does not of the i late sister of the pres ent Csarina of Russia. In 1901 Prlnoe Henry made an extended tour of tha unnea titates ana was everywnere ac corded a most enthusiastic reception. S00 francs on the first conviction and double that amount afterward. The per mit of ( francs (thrifty Swiss), can be obtained at ths Gendarmerie at Brig and at Grondo, oa either side of the pass. . . ' ''fr1 .V -iT--' , ' A Watermelon., , ,- " 'The directors are cutting a melon - Ah, Indeed? -Surplus earnings, 2 sup pose." .. v,--- ' s . -"No: the proceeds of a ' new : stock lSSUe." '- '?'-n,';?S,-iV';f; AjlT'--?-- Dh, a jratanaatoa..... ' , - i Not So Bad. V From the Astoria Budget. , ' The cry bas beea heard that this has been a poor fishing season and so it haa from many points of view, but so far .as. Its effect on . the city at large in a commercial way Is concerned It bids fair to be a good one. In the first place the great majority of tha catch has been taken by the glllnet ters and fully 75 per cent- of the salmon caught have ' been large fish whioh brought not less thaiv 7 cents per pound. Thla means the distribution of a large sum of money among ths working clas ses, the men who purchase their sup plies at home and patronise the local people whenever they buy anything. They are the bomebullders and ' as the money which goes to the glllnet ters Is distributed among a large num ber, much Of It Is certain to finally find its way Into the vommsrcial chan nels. :;;-;::,i:v;-iX.v..T: n his own oily way. The man of evil mind betrays himself ln his mirth. The human laugh spells out ths hu man characsfr. Laughter and tears are close together, and each in a way Is a sign of weakness, of intellect unable to control the passing emotion. ' It Is probable that the greatest men laue-h the least and weeD the least There was certainly a hundred times as much laughter In any negro slave's cabin as tn the home of John Brown. Good health, of course, stimulates lauarhter: childhood Is sad without lt. earth would be dull without lt. The man who makes others laugh does good, for In laughter man forgets himself, and we need to forget ourselves at times. , On the whole, it is safe to say, the more laughter the less thought. The loud, harsh laugh "speaks tne vacant mind." After vou read this, notiea the next few laughs that you hear, and see what you make out oz tnem. Anybody can tell a fool by his laugh: It takes a little closer observation to tell the hypocrite, the cruel man, the sycophant and tha thoughtless. Her Letters. Yearly by the lake or mountain, Yearly by stream or shore, She hies away for the summer. Till the redhot days are o'eri And daily by mall her letter, , uomes wiw its wan or care: "Oh, look In the dresser, lovey, And send me that 'rat' of hair!" Fond la br beautiful patience When resting by lake or ses. She turns from her latest novel With ever a thought for me: And so. In the morning early, wer postal - is nanaea in: "Look on the bureau, darling, And send me that green hatpin r Ever from where she jwanders, r Lake, or -valley, or Kill, She shows in her dreamful daUlanoe She knows X am Jiving still - For, morning, and noon, and evening Faithful her letters pour; "Now don't you forget to water That rubber plant by tne door!"- ' Baltimore Sun. This Date la History. . ' HSiiFlve persons executed ' for Witchcraft at Salem, Massachusetts, , m capitulation ox et, Sebastian. 1782 British wsrshln Royal Geora-e sunk near Spithead, ' r ; 11 Steamship Tsutpnlo broke the trans-Atlantlo record. - Time. S dava is hours and SI minutes." a - l9t-i-Boller explosion la a hotel at Ueaver, Colorado, killed 29 persona. , growers do not receive a fair pries lor tnis season's crop, it is stmpiy busi ness with them. If hop - raising doe, not pay, there are other crops that igUsf a a 8eavey's Point, on theaS2Kensie river, has long been famous as the home of reptiles, the people living near there claiming It is tha greatest rattle snake producing community ln the Wil lamette valley. It la also said that ths Gila monsters ars there, the llsard-llka creature whose very breath is said to ne poisonous. a a Burns Times-Herald: The steady In flux of new people hunting homes In the Harney country continues and there is no falling off. New people come every day and but few leave. They sea at once Its possibilities and the question of a market no longer has any weight, as all are convinced that by the time they have the land properly prepared and ready for a crop the railroad will be here to take the products to market.. 9 "An East Side Bank for East Side People." The Commercial Savings Bank JCrOTT AsTD WZZaLXAXCS AT,. INVITES THE ACCOUNTS ' Corporations and individuals de siring reliable banking connect tlons. INTKRK8T AT .4.' Pald on SAVINGS ACCOUNTS, compounded semi-annually $1.00 -only is reaMlred to start a Sav ings Account " ' George W. Bates.?, ...President - 7. S. Birrel. .Cashier. '( -. . ft?! v...