THE JOURNAL
, I AX ' iwdspeKdcnt kwwapc.
br a well-arranged aoheme of nature Europe Standard Oil encounters torn
0. ' t, Jtrttrm..
.PaMlatier
rnfeHaha earr,-amlnf (esraet Sunday) eed
mrr Sandar oornlnf, at Tee Jooral Build-
iac, rut aad XambUI . Porluad. Or.
they are m situated that .the moat pro
fun, action takes plaoaa, ' r t r
. If the air ia already saturated with
moisture, jit does not readily take up
the moisture from the body, and the
perspiration remainson the akin,
trSS- M-rAiTtJ'oSS Egging up the pores,1 and producing ;
TKLKPHOKS MAIS TIT.
' ' AH etMrtueats wapbad br this Mmbar.
. JV11 tha aearafav tfca aasartmaot yos want. .
Internal congestions and , collapses.
And ; even where the percentage of
bumldlty Is rather high, It may be
FffHlsVAtff Itv -arrive. Am am sa A TAat aa- i
rnun-Bj.mt. Std.i ATtJrf -. mbwA11 of which perhape every
' 5rwbaB."BnudiS! rc$"'."'w knew, but the restatement of
" 1 " 1 1 11 flVan tha Wall-a-nnwn fact- mif arv
addraaa I . f , . ""' '
competition; here It has practically
a monopoly. A no oil Is imported,
it doesn't need protection by a duty
on oil, but of course would be given
such protection to any extent asked
If there were danger of any Importa
He; Play
GIVE HIM THE FACTS.
M
Ar Toil a Mason r . If so, you en
Joyed withy lntenae enthusiasm the play
by that name i at the Marquana laat
night If not,, you enjoyed It Juat a
much, for it needs no acquaintance with
the line points , of lodge membership
to Insure the appreciation of tale farce.
.The Americanised version of Dltrlch
steln'a faroe Is what la. called by the
"profeah" a scream from beginning- to
and. It Is one of. the best known of
Caja iWe "Malce People Admire and Love XJ$T
t Small CKange
Our Reader Asks a Question Tha t Has Been Aiksd Ten MilKen Tunes
ww fouw wan oar some sunrr.
wny not tax the bluboaroyCdrertls.
ling space T
R. ALBERT PHENIS Is a Vis- the time-worn eomedlee and auceeeda
itor to Portland to wnom j In convulsing the audience with annual
its commercial organisations K.WnaVh.', WSS'mSt
should Show every convenient l00!?0 conpany has nonprofessional
afaarrfptloa Ttrmi br man to ear addraaa " . " ,, ,A comedians am one; Its members the play
la ue DaltoS guiaa. Cimda or ataxiae. . . , I to renew Our . gratefulness for the I courtesy. He Is here to "write UD" is verv well Droduced and tha Uuthi u.
oae rer........ia.m m one .....! m privilege or living m a climate mat this city and region, from a manu- . fj,, Tauenoe forVeta ail earee of
Oaa jratr...
One year
BUNOAi. ' 1 aTn in ttia nmit lin ! nnr tin. ...!.. anH mnaril I business and thoushta of home and laana
mmm K WV.II U B J W aW V I IKl.LIII 111 K . UUIUJilUIVMi StlAtft MVMVIa . . .
. . : : .... . .... pace; ano snakes aum
q ha i A- a an
..7.00 Ona noata..
.1 M
account of humidity.
sadder proof can
. No
given by a man of his own
littleness . than disbelief
great men. Car lyle.
STATEMENT NO. 1.
be T
' candidates
L are under no obligation to sub
; scribe to statement No,vl, or
any other statement The law does
not require7 them to do so and they
need make ho "statement" of any
' kind - unless , they choose. All of
(Ooprrlght, I0T, kr Amerka-Jomal-Kxamlaer)
',. ' JBy. Arthur Brisbane.
! "A gentleman la Chicago who doesn't
wish his name published sends In this
question!
i:. Can we make people admire and love
us who are indifferent to us or who dls
like "or . bete ; uarj. ... ui
That's, the, question that Cleopatra
"a wnen, as a gooo looking young
girl of seven ten. she tried to conquer
Caesar In Borne. Caesar waa , pollt
nor ana aiisniive. ui sne could
noi maxe mm love her, Bne dia hoi
ter with Antony, and . that ; was w
lucky for Antony.'
THey Tay that the father of Fred-
anc me ureat walked about with
big stick In his hand, and was very
m'SF wP"n lne cnnaren seemea arreja
' nim. ie caugnt one youngater end
beat him, explaining wrathf ully. "I'll
make you love met"
leal of its kind in the country, and ;UrPiu. bulk 7 ccyoi.." u rViJMS fJTS inSSi
Who WOrrV hrattaa iv wanr a metre
WWMWV a a . f- I w I BlellgiSl CiT illimAP. NOrVS I MmllT4HTfW I . . . w v ew-amw
njuitm boxdq Beemin cuuiir-1 . 4m tllA nAetunUia. a '.i V; .Vk nln -rr ' nfieooay aamir or lor them, and
V1 QDigu IU VHP Bice vyyvi kwuiMwe s wv aviuviy siu vevu sveuivft wuv hAftnig) KV fi.a I a.-
matlon Of the reported change L, .v. Uerry the other three lmporant male M2"7
. . . Of the Pacific coast. Iparte In what Is elenallr a mtn'i nlar. Lw?inci ?..w?.rl -began more money
Or attitude or the BOUinern fa- -w . , ..Ido creditable work. Thi woman's work "ocswsiier ever, saw Has neen
: dflc with reference to the land from Manufactureri. Rec, JUS'iTi biT MS
grant. The corporation's blgh-hand- ord ltg op,nloa of tbl, and wU1 JSSiS
as Mars. Frank Perry, are clever, and
Fred Hearn as an ambltoUs and gul
lible provincial, la funny.
"Overdoneness" Is hardly a orltldsm
against farce-comedy, for the pfiot is
first a strain on the imagination and
unreality may be exaggerated as one
wlahes. The play Is one that appeals
we
gerous and scarcely disagreeable on I industrial point of view, and will do between the scenes, . .
and Imn.rHallv Ha I ... unaerwooo snows nis POSS1-
i i uiuuei as a comeaian, wmcn are oy
represent, the Manufacturers' Rec-Umean.
ora, oi Baltimore, u learning penou-i ox ma neat ieaiures ox me piay, ana nie
RAILROAD'S CHANGE OF
' FRONT. '
TILL. savs the mornlnr nener. 1. . . ,m v
... . . . . :7" fcX OI non-saie is sam vw a fow .ntnr. r,f an artlrl
ror ina inciaTnrnra I . . , . r. ...
an?a " B , . I In that very excellent periodical, pub
eral sales have been reported, ahdl
liahed on May 16 last. It said:
ivtran lummiF audi.
to be ranked ae one of the wonders of w.vl22't. k.10WJ
A a. S L M iL . l .it
it is nssenwi tnai giuen rti unaer wuhm th ,Mt ,p 0r yar, th,
negotiation. It la not Impossible that development of the Pacific coast. Wash-
it Is the purpose Of the corporation I Ington, Oregon and California lias come anywhere to
to dispose of the whole 8.000.000 the wonders or
.... ... . . , . I the age. Since the days when the gold
acres of this maa-nlflcent domain bel ... ,.....
, which U no news, and Is, like most fore the meeting of congress. . the business interests of the world and
of the rest of that paper's utter- Convinced that Its position Is weak turned to the Pacific coast a mighty
ancea on this subject, '! aside from tnd tntt forfeiture Is Imminent, the t"" of moat active, virile people of
dtU0 COrPratl0n U PUtyn8 th onVnhhrr-1f the
dieton Tribune urges with Iteration. Undl out of lti handi M far M pog. RockT mottnUln. But wlthln tt ,t
most of the people don't care whether Bnle. It may be that the transae- decade that whole region has moved
candidates make or subscribe to thU yoa, are jnj tldf or tt mty be forward with a rveioue progress
'statement No. 1. but perhaps, on la part y are bogus sale, to SS1
(tne omer Hand, a large Proportion qnOTter the lands, v In either event, e a wail street, which sets the
follow It and a couple of hours spent In
such continuous laughter are aids to
the digestion and build up an after-the
aier appeuie.
spent on -love philters." These philters
were Intended to make Some' reluctant
S arson love some other - person. But
aer have never worked. Shakespeare
and all the other old etory-tellere to
the contrary notwithstanding.
Old colored ladles in the south have
love powders for sale even now, and
white ladlee In the northless excus
able in their fraud because less Igno
rant also have the love powders for
sale. ;. . i . .
It Is hopeleaa. Just why It Is hope-
sui we state the
fact on high authority of Beatrice Fair
fax. Ella Wheeler Wlloox, Dorothy Dlx
and all pur ether experts to whom the abf, ftT?; W,P an undeslr
Question ." haa Vtan auMmltted.
These wise women end others tell us
that even where a little affection ex
lsts," palpable, plain 'effort to Increase
It usually kills off. Perhaps they -will
write on the subject more fully. We
anau aax mem to,
Meanwhile
remem
either pretty
e e r
All weddings are etllj
or very pretty.?.
, , - .. .. , ... , . t
. Judge Landls appears to take trust
busting seriously. , ,
nwblle we advise our friend to Now is a good, time to buy winter
her that although rou can't make I clothes also fuel. . . .
Bnuiaer person love you. you can mass
that person respect you. That Isn't
much comfort, but la , some eomf ort.
1 he way to make the person respect
you Is to leava him or hap aavaralv
alone. That la Inn ha nuinlraat rv
Of curing your Infatuation.
inere u an exception to everything.
even to the statements above. Tou
eould make a person love you if you
oould take that person and go off to
a desert island with no.hnna f a. ahln
ever landing there. Every human being
must love something. If he can't get
what he wants ha will ultimately lova
what he can get. ' i -
If vou take two birds and lock tham
ud In a eaare torethar for a aufflclant
length of time they mate, almply be
eause the don't want to apend their
livee and waste their time la frigid
Isolation. . . - !
But each Individual In the world
meets doiens of others, and there le ho
possibility of compulsory affection by
uiaira propinquiir. - , .
Our reader will please remember that
even
of his
and admired him, something Inside
of us tells ue how we really fset We
If dogs delight In dog days, they have!
some growls coming t ,
Most people have to labor on Labor
day the same as on others. ;
v , - a e ' : ..'
. But could a man absorb a beer tablet
on Sunday or after 1 o'clock a. ra.T
v.., , e e
TTnnla Ts rtnniiii Mama tit haoa hta
boom safely concealed. Hefia a foxy
old guy. , , , . .j s-..:vv
" Vacation ta a rood thin' 1t maVaa
people contented for a long time after-
warq wiin nome. "... ,).'.'.
Oovemor Taylor back 'b anv aid ham
week : attraotfona, rj
An ' tutlin ' nana haaJ an arMnl. 1
a uira iuu Bin." Any
le rare to most of us.
)-.'.- ' a , a
isolated propineuitr.
ix am auouia panuaai ne oujaoi i , -t. min.a viiuiuoi in lumpi'
rrwiiAn. ia rmnir mif mma iawai " .. imr wnan i r r u naiaT iua m
oan't deceive that "something" for Ions.
and the deceit Is always bad for tu.
We adviae our reader to look around
him and eee If he cannot find some
thing "eaually as rood." as .the con
scienceless drug store man says when
hs tries to make you take rough sai
In place of a good tooth powder.
oliSJfbiU
AT THE STOCK
. THEATEES
JDinkel-piel on Stcamtoat
f rr i i
l ravel
ArtVer.lov
should be some new scheme,
T ,n ,n tK "" Bull R,
. . wwuju aim go xor Dl
ards la aU public places? -
a a
If. as Oovemor Buihtai xltim. ni
rado ia Bden, the etory must be revised
ma anua was me one that stayed In.
a a
presidents are beginning to get a cor-
rect Idea of the real nature of railroads, '
v a
By Beatrice Fairfax
Bv Oeon
uopyngnt
V. Hobart
're
IsOT. by American-Journal-
Examiner.
.Now that Champ Clark In addition to
Jim Y K Jnn.i haa nMfnfi n
Is human love the growth of human I election, there seeme to be) DO iaODA for
a I him w
Will 7 I "as.
A number of young women artists of
t Star.
The thrills of a frontier play are ra-
nrndlioail In M m awaana a ik. . C thl.
Of the people do care, and will show the. purpose ; Is to embarrass the I P for much of the east knowe com- week In "The Scout's Revenge,- and the
breathless audience greet
virtue against villainy.
nlv is Whether a memhAr nf tha lABia.1 ... . ... " mo accepiea ana necessary ngurea
Ply IS wnemer a memoer 01 tne ICglS- nr. i. onm 0 the most arrogant miarhtv chana-ea which ara takln nlaca i. . a ,,.
lature will obey the inrtructlon. of Lot61 of deflance a corporation iver the eonth. In the west snd on the Wt on "th. and' Buck Han- intentlon'to" JSt to rjSX by Z
the people and vote for the people's hurled at a country and its people. c,flf oa"t- But WaJjL 'trt u not th brave .acwit, brlnge to rout lakee on vun of dose big vale-backers,
Choice for United States senator.- or n. t-- .,, . . r """"w " """ ". the treachery, echeming and cunning of n '' ir you some adwlce abould
. . . aw mo uui . of paopia east of the Rockies have but
- , . vu . purpusw ' is iw eiuuarraaa iu t - -" " - m tog oc
nexjt, spring that they care. ? The coarts and congress and by every PrUvly 1UU4 ct th re"J foundations cheers of a br
point at Issue in this statement sim- ,rrtlmAl ,.'. nrtt on wh,ch Am"r,cn development le the triumph of
',-,IIv".v . "aAV. .' mean" wrlcade the way. to forfeit- totttiati Md knows but little of the All the accented
Home. Now. Meln Lleber Looey Ve
haf recelfed your letter from der Thou
sand Islands und ve vaa glat dot your
commercial trafelllng pltsness glfs you
such a nice opportunities to drop In on
dose places vlch luffing Nature has
prowlded for summer resorts if ve hat
der price.
Tou aay in der letter, Looey, dot your
the treachery, echeming and cunning of
te.VA,V. V T1 ... - , I - - I fua v. tua ..wmna imii uuv I .uuu.ua null, uuuawa la IDf Ml-
Whether be win refuse to be SO bound peP ftcre ta an.wered by sales at two, a dim realisation of that marveloue '"tory finish.- of the play
u.a wwa a vusiiui v ill. Diar ja
one or tne moat exciting or the plays
presented there. Earl Dwlre plays the
part of the soout with enthusiasm and
endears himself and his principles to
his audience. Claudia colon na. who
plays opposite him. makes a sweetheart
and will regard himself as at UDerty ten or twenty times that mm Ita "rgy and activity whioh have created
to vote for anybody he pleases. It pledge to sell to actual settlers Is th mpir ot th Pac,,, C0Mt
Is reasonable to suppose that since LnBwerM hr not ta Mttlers. Tnn, Jntereeted In the Pacific
the people go to the trouble of .vot- but t0 gyndicates and over-rich cor- C0a8t' toe Record. ent Mr- IfiSSfc
infcr ror canaiaates ror in senate in portions. The command of the law 8n "Peneucea invesxigator, miner, worth fighting for. Tom the waif,
th. primaries, and for the nominees to Bell tt, land- was anBwered by and T,8,t,n aftftiTgSrtt
of the primaries in the general elee- a gtolld refn8al to sell at any price Sn -fncltco has come to Portland, 1"0 ,"5
tion. they do care about bow the or to anybody. It Is a spectacle t0 obt,n facts and '"Pressions for g cilmiS od '"enough til
members of the legislature vote, and wherela th. corporation seems bound UM In art!clM wr,ttn tor that r- work oVwi&Die? and ci mcbS
do wish them to vote according to bv no Pledge subject to no authbrftv He aot here to boom or exagger- le real comedy.
the people' vote in the June election, priied to confiscate and Vluader ale or t0 lor nJ'tnlB. but to as-1
i nis mosx memoers or ine lasi iegis-1 to nlense Its faner ; icenain ana present tne truin, ana
lature, even tnosa wao am not sud-
und oould I gif you some adwlce ebouli
aer eiiyset or eteamDoata
I ain d no out'ority on suoh. Looey, I former.
dui voierer is loose in my mind you
as veicomo mil it, my eon.
a re
this olty believe ItJto be so. or at least
they believe that they can control that
elusive snd particularly mischievous
young god, Cupid.
Thsy are going to form an Adamleas
Eden down on Long Island, and woe
to the marauding Adam who pokes bis
Inquisitive noee Into that enchanted
Eden without a most particular invi
tation.
The young women declare that art
and. love cannot travel hand In hand;
that the latter seriously handloaps the
The Sultan Of Morocnn la uaai ik.
dul Aals. But It looks as If this laat .
name might be changed to As-Wae be
fore long.
e e
11 w miu mi oucumoere are se par
Lyric.
I had made ould a few rulee abould
vot you snouid not do on a big ocean
steamboat vlch can also be used for
iresn vster, und you should paste dose
In your hat.
Tou ahould oommital dem to memory
in case aer net raiia orer der larboard
vatcb anoy und leaves you ettyketleea,
Deee is dem, Looey,
RULES OF DKR BA.
Rule Falrst Yen In doubt lead trump.
Rule Beoond In case of sea-sickness
go back home und begin all ofer.
Rule Next A passenger should nexer
fall oferboard eggscept at his own eggs
pen sa
Huie Fort' Remember dot all der
And so with one eweep of the brush
if thalr 1
three years.
they are going to wipe the megto word
iora out oi ueir lives ror tne next
oa . Portland is interested In having him SrZL L ZZZZ K?.nli""-!? adr ocen' vlon
I AUO r II L 1 1 tou nnni n aaa Tfll vau
vant ask der second mate und you vlll
scribe to statement Jv'o. l, did. v They jcorporatlon f. BOW lsposlna; of Its I 'uUy orro1 nd supplied with all at the Lyrio this week. The role of
recogmzea, win out very rew ezcep- lands with all haste is a plea of ine aaia ne ma aeBIre 1D trutn
tions, the binding force of the peo- guilty, pure and simple, to all that 18 good noun 'or Portland, and Its
pie's expressed will. "That wag right. B charged, and the best sign in the Pr8enttl01 to the Record will be of
ana u oeing so. wn narm is mere world that justice has been outraged mucn aTntage to tnia city
in maamg ton statement m aavance, and that forfeiture is long overdue,
so,-that the people will know Just are Senator Fulton, Senator
what to depend onf - - - Bourne. Mr. Hawley and Mr. Ellis
We think that there will be a gen- going to do about it? Is this public
eral popular demand among the peo- plundering of Oregon to go on un-
ple next-spring, that candidates fori checked and unpunished?
the legislature do this, and that as
between candidates who do make this
statement and those who do not, the
former on this account, will have and
should have by far the better 'pros
pect of election. The people want
to 'choose their own senator, and to
THE OREGON CITY LOCKS.
Mr. H. A. Dfllard of Burns, Ore
gon, In' a letter published Saturday,
says that The Journal in a former
issue said that "Nome, Alaska, Is a
fine ground for socialists and anar
chists," and then he proceeds to
argue that socialists and anarchists
0
are not the same thing. The expres-
NE of the most interesting and ston criticised was "anarchy or so-
important matters for Oregon clalism," and was used. In a news
that will be brought before headline Indicating the result 'of an
the' present congress, which interview. The Journal has never
render the action of the legislature convenes next December 18 months editorially confounded socialism and
a mere formal, official confirmation after its representatives from Ore- anarchy, and is aware that they are
of thefr choice. This Is what they gon were elected will be the pro- politico-economic opposites, yet the
have, been long desiring and striving ect for freeing the Willamette river old saying that "extremes meet" may
for the election of senators by dl- at Oregon City. The subject will be to some extent find verification here.
rect vote of the people and now presented In an entirely new aspect, At least these extremes are frequent
that this can be accomplished, with-i in which, the conditional appropria- ly found Jn company or contiguity,
out changing the constitution of the tlon by the state of $300,000, pro- although the objects aimed at are
United States, the people should In- riding congress will appropriate the opposite. Indeed, one kind ot social
1st-that -it be done, that the plan necessary balance. Is expected to be Ism finds expression In terms of ao-
be carried out, as it will be, if all an influential factor. Without this tive anarchy as in Russia.
candidates for the legislature make J appropriation on the part of the
statement no. .i ana aanere to it. sUte, It is improbable that congress The father of the Rockefellers,
we au snow tnat tney are not legally would consider the subject, and it is real or imaginary will do for a news
obliged to do this, but by. voting not at all certain that this action on gtory any time when sources of real
against those who do not, and de- Oregon's part will Induce congress to news run.low. Whether there is any
I eating them, the people can bring depart from its policy of not lmprov-. -uch person living, and if so whether
to pass what they have so long de- jng rivers under similar conditions, he has been robbed and left in
aired. The man who won't obey the Yet since Oregon has shown its wil- squalid poverty and Isolation, as has
clearly and formally expressed will Ungness to assume so large a share been freauentlv renortd. Is not
OI the people snouia not be elected. 0f the expense, it is not improbable known to the public; but the fact
that congress may be induced to take that John D. Rockefeller makes no
the desired action. exnlanations seems neeatlvelv eon
Representative Hawley may of firmatory of tne rumors, especially
er yUMIDITT Js blamed or most of course be aepenaea on to ao every- since he Is garrulous lately about al-
U the heat prostrations, deaths thing in his power to win congress most everything else.
X JL and suffering in eastern cities, over to this action; in. fact, this,
Humidity Is the relative I next possibly to the Southern Pacific
Louise, the blind girl, played with pa- t t It good und hart
thetlo sweetness by Verna Felton, has I Rule Bigs Paasengers vlch desire to
been eesayed by almost every stock JSown beach511 furnish
leading woman in the country and ne v. r1o Sefen if dare vas no sharks In
ar xua in iui ma ijrinuftii
Each member of the olufc must sol
emnly Dromlaa to forawaar tha anrlafv
of man except on very rare occasions.
Man may be disposed of In this cava
lier manner, but the young women
reckon without their hoat if thav im
agine that they can take such a high
handed courae with Master Cupid.
To him, forbidden ground Is Just
where he loves best to treepass.
Coax him. and ha will nnt enma. ra.
pel him. and he comes with hurrying
feet t
There Is really no sense In a girl's
pledging herself to splnsterhood.
If the right man. comae along It Is
better that she should marry and be
come a good wife than waste her time
In learning to be a mediocre artist
If. flrl has In her tha aubltma
snark that will make of her a i-aal
artist she will -do good work without
forswesrlng the society of men.
To enjoy a little social life, to so out
occa Stonily and have some fun, Is
... 1 1 - .lk- .a . i I - . ' .... ... v. unDivniii win umva aim, IL
iu imi mi jrinya.iuT ui WW i aer ocean run ait in a nnlrav rama dm I .mH .k..k .-i. mv.
audience. Miss Feltoa plays the part you vlll see dem. -y - ."I
with eslrlll m n A m etatit em mm thai malra.tm 4m. I -D..1- Tfla-U Vat s m m. i. PI" .V" -7 -as m
wsvsa vain I SUlm II W "A A VUUT iriCnUI rOrUalaU lO I BiriA I 11 T MM St. IMWlllMge ! IfVAlvtf
a charming manner. Forest Sesbury ae buy you a drink go up on der hurricane become nsrrow and prim
lUD viiLffiw wuiq .u u ..ia aun.a uoi rv iqu i U1UWI1 Oil,
the honors, and Ralph Belmont as Rule Nine Der rubber-neck vagons
Chevalier de Vaudrey, portrays a noble chenerally leave der foot of der stairs
character with convincing truth. Char- efery half hour to go slumming In der
lone Munaorx, as ncnrisiia, ia znoai i
satisfactory, as Is the rest of the sup
port A large crowd attended tne open-Ins-
performance of the play yesterday
and ths applause was generous.
The play will run tnrougnout the
week with Wednesday and Saturday
matinees.
Rule Ten Paaaenrera ahnuM nnt
tease aer Doner, necauee It la liable to
get eore und make a few anaMlna- ra.
ttuie mieren raasenrere on der lara-a
ocean steamboats vllf find der rolf
to
If ahe la Interaated in bar wnrV and
bound to succeed, of Course she cannot
spena an ner time gadding about
Rut fhara la HBarni in a....4Vi I
and in form In a eolonv where tha word I Timea
man is taoooea 1 tnina tne young women
cent water, but It la hard to believe that
onlv i per cent of them le Internal ache'
luairntu.
e e
Vardaman'a visits to the mourner's
bench seemed to have no mora effect
on the Miaalsslppt voters than Orchard's
conversion did on the Haywood Jury.
Oregon SiJeligLts
Manv (0. II and SO-buahal viaida
wheat around Weston.
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Powder river valley offers good oppor
tunity for small farmsrs.
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Several barler fields around Athena.
yielded Id bushels an acre.
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A dry-land farm near Burns will yield
10 bushels an acre of wheat
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. Corvallls sidewalks are In a badly di
lapidated condition, says the Times,
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La Grande Is vary dull, admits the
Star; but lots of work Is being done In
the country.
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Probably 1,000 orates of loganberries
went to waste In the Lake Leblsh neigh
borhood for lack of help to care tor
them. i
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An Astoria policeman bought a stolen
launch worth several hundred dollars
for til, end now may loss his Job as
well as the money.
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So far the year 1107 has been the
busiest Brownsville has ever had, and
the prospect are very bright for an
unprecedented continuance throughout
me i aii ana winter aeason. says the
artists are going to extremes.
Tne nest tning ror
to do Is to get married
oy a wormy man.
with
AT THE VAUDEVILLE
THEATEES
A splendid bill of vaudeville attrao-
tiona le offered this week at the Grand.
The theater was crowded to the doors
yesterday for the changed bill and there
was much enthusiasm over many numbers.
A musical act ny tne cpiumma coun- backyards five paces und fa 1 overboard
ty Four was received with storms of if you float you ma, sees in lTddS-
vise you muse nar put der life preserfer
links rust forward und a laadla n tlatan
siarooara or aer mace vara mn anitaa I mmin n .&.,
der main brace. I woman's Oodeiven a-lf t.
v w vac a it ucasic ui sx. iiirm mw. asaaa. i . , kiit im rna nvminapv mmmsw-.- a
TSth. f,n2 d' i1,' PrBr'; n der girl merely has an aptitude for draw-
u"vveiiw m nai a. uiiu vuu aiiinuiii nur nn imct nrarfw nrria evavAHaa e m
der preserfers in dls way: Falrst you height or folly to waste the best years
take your Ufa In vour hand unit Inf r- I k.- 1 1 a- ..!.. L - -i
duce it to der preserfer. Den took both I would ha mo much hfir nn.nni.ii in
ends of der leather at ran nnd nmnn 1 ru.in Hahiaa
der buckle mlt you teef. Now borrow! Remember this, my girls, that few
r m'v uhu voi time u is. ir uior you may ne fitted ror nubile careers
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Charles Adams, who Is flahlnr tar
irawflah In the Tualatin! last week sent
best mar-
two ship-
every young rlrl I crawfish In the Tualatin! last
I If she7ls Jought !L&tLZui8ntUmi: hl.
Iket HO dozen. Hs makes t
Where there le genius or sven great ?nU PJr 'k. nd get II centa per
lent I can quite aee that the cares of I aoove express cnargea
lis later den you eggspected. lift der life
preserfer ofer der left shoulder so dot
aer erairemi southern end of der craaa.
section is supmerged. Now unbutton
der cosmopolitan und init Ar
line, being eggstremely careful to keep
der face pointed at der north. Valfe
or to paint great pictures or sing great
songs, but every one is most probably
capaoie ot Dem
and mother.
out Of your lives, ror no womsn can
live nappuy witnoui ii.
ng a most excellent wife
Don't try to drive love
a a a
A number of farmers living midway
between Sherwood and Butteville have
recently aold the timber on their farms
to a Portland syndicate for a little above
$16 per acre, in all above S00 acres.
Ten years Is given for the removal of
the same. .
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A Roseburg man tells the News that
never before since he hed been In busi
ness In this city had he seen the pros
perity that now exists within its bor
dera Everything is on the boom, build
ing is forging ahead at a wondroua rate,
mercantile business was never as good.
Editor S. A. Thomas of the Lexlns-
t
HUMIDITY.
amount of moisture suspended in the
" atmosphere. It varies from 30 odd
per cent in cold, dry areas to 85 per
cent in warm, wet areas, and when
the percentage bf humidity is high
it affects people unpleasantly or even
- disastrously, especially when they are
in Just the right condition to "stand
t it off," as it were. The Boston Globe
thus explains; ,
- There is In every human organism a
complicated heat-regulating function
a sort of automatlo thermostat the lo
cation of which Is supposed to be near
the base of the brain. It is due the
ecUvity of this force that a. man may
' iro from the equator, where the mean
temperature Is well above the hundred
m ark, to the ; region ot eternal snow,
where again the r temperature i as far
xhn other way, and yet theIriterpal
1 , at rerlster of ale" body Will not vary
a fraction of a degree,, if he is In good
l eaJUi. . It Is the healthy working of
tills regulator that insures the health
cf the Indivl 'i-il within practical 11 mlt a
tt n. ,Th! force acts chiefly through
r .f iwMt glands that are "o-
t . i la si.x fart of the body, and.
land grant forfeiture question, will
be his principal task; and we believe
he will prove to be a strong man
for this work. Of course he will be'
ably ' seconded by Senators Fulton
and Bourne, but he and they should
have all the assistance that can pos
sibly be rendered them by the com
mercial organizations and influen
tial citizens of Portland. Though bo
near together, the Oregon City locks
are in one congressional district and
Portland In another, but Portland,
as well as all the Willamette valley
above the locks, has aideep and vital
Interest in this matter. Let every
body who can help get ready to pull
for free locks at Oregon City.
A government official has formally
Informed the country that the Stand
ard Oil corporation sells its product
In Europe a good deal cheaper than
it does to American consumers, but
ttfrtoaawit people. Ia
The man with a 'small productive
farm is the most independent man
on earth. He fears no strike, he
cares not for bulls and bears, he
need worry about nothing; for one
year with another he has enough and
to spare, and with a conscience void
of offense can look everyone in the
eye.; . .
The Manila Cablenews Is booming
General Luke B. Wright, ex-governor
of the Philippines, for president But,
the general does not loom up so large
In the United States as he did In the
Philippines.
There will be n6 hops?" There will
be as many hops as ever, or more.
Don't ' believe either statement, or
anything else said about hops.
Wall street is panicky again. ' But
this does not Affect the big" wheat
crop being harvested in the Inland
Empire.
applause and encore followed encore.
This quartet combines some excellent
ly blended voices and offers serious or
mirth-producing muslo with equal skill.
Their comedy Is exceedingly good,
William H. Macart. monologist vies
with Ezra Kendall, whom - he copies, in
his laughs-provoking scene. His jokes
are unny and new, and are hit off with
engaging humor. Harlan and Robin
son have an especially good number In
a musical reature which they have
brought from the London muslo halls
and which takes the audience Imme
diately. Mr. and Mrs. John T. Pow
ers in a comedy eketch, "The Players,"
keer up their end of the Interest all
the time tney are on tne stare. Haw-
lev and Leslie do good impersonation
work. Joe Thompson's song, "Snuggls
Up Closer," meets with the sympathy of
the audience. There are some cood
balancing atunts by Harry Tsuda.
Who Are Against It? f
From the Echo Register.
, Then let thojse eminent statesmen who
don't like Statement No. 1 get out on
the hustings and speak against Its adop-
on wrong side ould.
ton Wheatfleld, according to the Hepp-
ner i lmes, is loaning neaaer boxes in
Keep Cool.
From the Chlcsjro Reanrd.HaraM
t. ..,. a.-n . ... i., i ina narvest neia at u.du per in tna nav.
Mebbe dare Is better rules of attvkat. between Japan and the tJnlted States WlV? ,ft rT,--1? J,niP'
warT The most lm-1 light plant the creamery, and hie leisure
Interests Is oommer- tlme .. occupied by the duties of
MeDDe aare is better rules of sttyket, between Japan ana
IfiS?.. 2 " ,s ftU 1 ,t t0 n,1P yu sufficient to cause
ofer der stormy vaters today. ,.. ., ,
Tours mit luff, portent conflict of
D. DINKELflPTTCTx.
per George V. Hobart
' Flitting Time.
From ths Denver RmnKHua
We are rushing about at our house, as
busy as busy can be;
For some of us head for the mountains
and some of u head for the sea;
We have filled up the big Saratogas for
Molly and Amy and Lou,
They're etuffed to the brim with crea-
tlona and every on of 'em newf--Pa
wanted to cut down expenses, but
Mother, dear Mother, said nit
For the call of the summer is on us
wo must int, rut, rut!
The dressmaker's working her head Off
ID ICe I ins laar rurriaa all rtnna :
For without the rlad clothea In mid
season there's ne'er an engagement
won,
tlon. If . some such declaration was l T 'j""1?- and fretting and fum-
adopted by the people of Oregon bs
y a
three fourths vote, how many states
men would advocate auctioning off sen
atorial togas in Salem like old clothes
at a Cheap John sale? Or do certain
and sundry Oregon statesmen of va
rious degrees and saplency really think
that they can win out better on a Peo-
ple-be-damned plank of their own which
will do away, with the direct primary
and Statement No. 1 altogether? Any
statesman who tries It will find lino J
un aarainst him the power and Influence
of one United States senator plus some
75.000 common citizens accustomed to
Working for a living end prejudiced
against the "gooa oia way. or selling a
seat In the United States senate to the
corporation agent whacking up the most
lundor wiin me memoers or tne leg-
laturej . . , -
Pheasants Pest,
Linn ' county are
From ' the Albany Herald.
causing farmers -no end , of trouble.
China pheasants In
They are literally taking the" sardeni
Farmers are beginning to . get rid cf
the pests. They say they will not, en
dure ' the restrictions of the game law,
whioh was framed by the Influence- of
oity sports ano rod ana gun clubs" to
protect tne Chinese Dira. The farmers
argue that they have to ralae the birds
and the v -will hunt i and destrov them
when, they so desire. They are begln-
nina to resara tnem as oomestic rowia.
as they are getting so tame as to come
and eat witn tper-pouryi f ...
Hundreds of dollars' worth of grain
and rarden stuff la destroyed .avarv
lng the 'tradesmen are kept on the
go :
There's cutttng and sHshlng-and snip
, ping, and trouble and worry and
: woe; , - . i.
ra says it ain't worth what it's costing
In fact doesn't like It a bit '
But the call of the summer Is on us
,; we must flit, flit flltr
There's a mountain of baggage all ready
and soon we'll bs speeding away;
It's something to show those old neigh
bors when your trunks more than
' fill up a dray I
But ths smile that Pa gives is sickly,
and I think he just muttered "By
' heck!" .-a--v , '
When Mother said: "Now you be sure,
dear, to send us each day a large
Hell be toiling away fn the city, meet
ing bills that will give him a fit
But the call of the summer Is on us
.we must flit lt flltl
'f'Ui" 11 ' ' . .i
. .He Must! and He Is.,
From" the Charleston News snd Courier.
"Munt a hoaa ba an aaa?'.' aaka tha
New York World apropos Murphy's ao
tion in calling - Tammany together to
approve Boiirke Cockran's plan of mak
ing the government e partner in all pub:
lie corporations. We are inclined te
agree : with the - Hartford Tlmea that
the answer to World's Inquiry; ier
"Yes, he must; also," he is", , We ear
this with apologies to nil the tribe of
assee, for notwithstanding . their ap
parent stupidity, the asa and particu
larly his left-handed progeny, the mule.
le far superior to the political boss and
particularly te the Pemocrajlo boss, v, ,
cial. There Is a trade war In eight for
the control of oriental markets, but the
situation Is no of the kind that can be
settled by force of arms. It will be
fought out on trade lines. - t
Another conflict will concern the ad
mission of .Japanese laborers to this
country after the present treaty, ex-
ires, -mere is no qoudi tnat tne united
tates offers a temotlne field ror auoh
laborers, and there is also no doubt
that very strong Interests In this coun
try will object to their immigration In
larre numbers. Suppose we eatabiiah a
policy or exclusion, would Japan have
sufficient motive for fighting? It is
naraiy conceivaoie. wnat is conceiv
able is that she may adopt retaliatory
commercial measures against us, but
that is all. And even that Is a matter
Of several years7 delay.
We have no motive to fight Jar an
has no motive to fight, if Japan had a
motive It would have sense enough to
refrain because of lack of funds. The
best thing our Jingoes can do is to pack
ice on their heads till the cool weather
comes. , ,
marshal.
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TiiiamooK Herald: Ths 'Trull pup'
editor of the Headlight is taking hie
annual vacation at the beach this week.
By way ot reminder, two years ago this
summer, while taking our outing at
Netarts. Baker borrowed a dosen bottles
of beer and has never returned them
yet The fact is we have no beer to
loan especially to our brother editor. ;
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Last year W. D. DeVarney was hunt
ing In the Coast range about SO miles
from Roseburg, when he fell and slid
40 or 60 feet down a canyon. On reach
ing camp he discovered the loss of a,
Valuable Swiss alarm watch. It could
not be found. While out hunting this
summer a companion suddenly shouted:
"Here's the watch, you lost last year.
And it was.
No Menace to Peace.
From ,ths Chicago tnter-Ocean,
This movement from the Atlantic to
the Pacific is not Intended as a menace
to Japan or any other power, it la
simply an effort to find out whether the
navy can do what It might be required
to do in case of war. It is ', demon
etratlon whose auocess will help prevent
War. ' - .- .... ; -T-.-:-' .
It win also be a spectacle giving to
every American a creator imim nf u.
curlty. No matter how averse any man
may be to war, evidence that his country
is well prepared to defend Itself ana
him Is Comfortlnsr.
The spectacle of power, always ready
to unhold the flaar and nrot-t tha tifa
ana property oi every -cunen. Strength
en" confidence throughout the nation
The propcaed cruise is to be .com
mended on every -round. It will Eilp to
remove possibilities of... war. ann m
a purely mercantile point of view the ae-
aurancs tnai it gives is or enormous
value. , ..
v..:; "" - .', '4- i
' A Serious Automobile Accident.
From' Puck. ' , '
i GaleyThat auto accident irt the park
in which De Roxton figured turned -out
more serious than waa anticipated. . ,
v, Gadsby Why. what's the latest?: -
Galey-The reporters discovered his
real name and his wire la suing for divorce.-
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When , .
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The person of independent spirit
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such an emergency, a - -
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WILL - - ;
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