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Editorial Page of The Journal THE JOURNAL AM mDB"NbaMT MWSPAPB y C. . jat'KeoU. PseMsser ft.Ml.bW every e--olU " ,mmV4i.T,h 7 "V.,,- .La v.-uiii itmit. Portland, Or. . - ... H eMlAad. Or fn tr.D.mluk tiinxk urn ,eUe ee eeooaa-cU-s TrLITHONB MAI! TlTs. All tp-t-e-s r-e-4 r tMs Mm-. -0 . foe U1IWW M WfWIMP rmUas-B-nJasile Sprll l4nW PV 1M hni itml. Hew Sort; Trlbuse kU Mf. t'Wcasw. , Snhecrtptloa Tim br B 'to eny ddrw to UM Uaiua But, CneU or Unicoi DAILY OH ?.,.. .,. I 0 , , ohdax: . On pu. M-M I On snath..... .. J I DAILY AND SCWDAY tT-M I O eta t T Trust him JJttl who pralaea II; him 1cm who cennires all; and him least who i indifferent, to alL Lavater, : GOOD WORK 07 LOCAL RAIL '; ROAD MEN. , WHILE THE people of Ore gon have-1 been criticising and complaining about Mr. Harriman's railroad ' policy m Oregon, they may welL afford an appreciative compliment to hit local officers. In charge of the Oregon lines, especially the 0. R. & Ni, on account of their promptitude, energy and hard and diligent work during the past few weeks. While complaints of slow and irregular trains may often be in order, few people realise the great dificulties that .have had to be overcome and the immense amount of work at high pressure that had and still has to be done n account of storms, slides and .floods. At the head of this army of work ers for the speedy rehabilitation of the roads is General Manager J. P. O'Brien. He- does not sit in his of fice in Portland and give orders, but in case of a bad blockade goes to the front himself and personally takes, charge of the work. Having filled subordinate positions, he knows every foot of the track, and when a block ade comes knows just what has hap pened and what to do to clear -the track and repair the damage as speed ily at-possible. His chief lieutenant "andThe active general in the field 4s General -Superintendent . M. . J, Buekv ley, who, In sttch an emergency, has no superior in the country. Ha not only gets all the work possible done in the smallest possible-time,-but he wbrka harder than anybody under him, and is as fearless at he Is tire less -for In the early stages of the blockade both these men were, hot only the thick of the fight, but literally risked their live! in the per formance of their duty. With them and as strenuously active to open up the road again were Assistant Super intendent D. W. Campbell and Di vision Superintendent William Bal lons, sparing no possible efforts to bring order out of chaos, To the first blockades of the win ter along the Columbia, due to drifts and slides, which were cleared more quickly than could have been ex pected, when otr "eiies them up," have succeeded washonts by floods In many placet'in eastern Oregon and Washington, and it will take a con siderable time yet to reconstruct the road over thes places; but with these men in charge the public may be sura that the work wilt be prose cuted as diligent! and finished as quickly as it can be done.'- So, while voicing our Just griev ances against tms Harriman regime of the past, let us do justice to his local officers, who in such a time of stress do their utmost to serve not only him but the people. ; - PAY OF POSTAL EMPLOYES. r" THE national house of repre- Isentatives had not reversed its ac tion and had refused to increase tha pay of postal clerks and rnral mail carriers, it would have done an act of injustice to a large number of faithful public employes, and the In justice of the act would have been accentuated by the raise in salaries which members of congress recently voted themselves.'. No class of public servants is so poorly paid as many of these men who handle and carry the mails, and fc have deprived them of the propdsed increase of pay by a point' of order or otherwise would have aroused a vigorous protest on the part of a great many people be sides those directly interested There is probably not one taxpayer out of teh who would not vote to give these very valuable employes larger pay, and this is more than can ba said of the proposition to raise the salaries of members of congress. Many gov ernment clerks in Washington who wnrk a little only si hours a day draw salaries of from $1,200 to $2,400 a year who do not really earn half as much as many of the-e postoffiee em ploye who receive from $r00 to $1,000 a ye, and in the case of rural carriers have ia keep A koxn be sides. Since it is a salary raising per iod, these men should be about the first to be considered. CHARACTERISTIC CROOKED- - "-".-' NESS.' ;; ;. - THE OREGONIAN now pre tend! that it has all along fa- JL vored . the temporary appoint . ' . ment of the railroad commis sioners by the governor, and not by the state board. It was only after tha bill became a law that tha Ore- gonian ever made a word of objection to appointment by such a board, or by the legislature, and it inferen tial, if not directly, advocated such appointment, because Jt aided with those who were against appointment by tha governor, on the ground that he was a Democrat and would use the power thus given him to build up a Chamberlain machine. ; On January 15 tha Oregonian said: "We now. hear a -vociferous de mand, mostly from -- Democratic sources, that a Democratic governor appoint he commission." Then after alluding to - tha arguments of The Journal in favor of appointment by the governor the Oregonian goes on to say, disingenuously, that these reasons "are that the legislature is urifit.or incompetent; or that a state board, which often names commis sions, will betray the people, or that the people are not to ba trusted f Let us have the real reason for de manding that . the governor shall name this commission, which is that he may build up and perpetuate a great Democratic machine and eventually- make his way clear to the United States senate." , This was the tone and attitude of the Oregonian-throughout that the governor should not be allowed to appoint tha commission because of his politics and his ambition. So far as we know, the proposition of ap pointment by the legislature was never , considered; neither Speaker Davey nor any other opponent of ap pointment ' by the governor ever advocated this. Aa the Oregonian says, such a board aa tha state board often names commissions"; hence, everybody supposed and had a right to suppose that the Oregonian fa vored appointment in this way. No otherJni erence. was possible. And yet, when It was all over, that journal istic contortionist, never having ut tered a word against. this method of appointment, says it waa "the worst that could have been devised. This is not merely contradictions U is crawfishing under the assumption that its "tortuous deviousnesi is not observed.' . ; ! FOREST RESERVES. WE MUST indorse a good deal of what Senator Fulton said f in his speech in the senate in criticism of tha forest re serve policy. That it is, in tha main, a good and necessary policy,, most people are now agreed, but that it has been verdone-and made to serve the interests f tha railroads and land grabbing syndicates, in many cases, ia a too well established fact to ba dls puted , i. There has been some modification and moderation of (ha enthusiast Pinchot'a program during the past year or two, and some large areas that had been temporarily withdrawn have been restored to the publie do main; and greater eara has been ex ercised lately in fixing fo'rest reserve boundaries; but it ia pot unlikely thst further checks need to be placed on the activity of tha forest reserve en thusiasts. .;".' '. ..'. ', ' Nobody supposes that the adminis tration, entered upon this policy or pursued It to tha extent it did with any intent of giving tha land-grant railroads and other land grabbera the opportunity of their lives, but so In some ases it turned out, and it seems, after the event, as if this might and should have been foreseen. The mis chief that has been dona In thia way cannot now be undone, but tha ad ministration is in no position jto re sent an appeal that it should be re quired to go slower and more care fully hereafter. ' '. , Mr. Pinchot ia a 1 good and useful man, if duly restrained, but he is a man with a bobby, and as a pet of the president has been allowed to' ride his hobby too far. . INDIGNANT B ABE" BAILEY. INDIGNANT, explosions f Senator Bailey at .the investigation .that has been carried on regarding some of his transactions are not justified and ddnnt arouse much pub; lie sympathy. Senator Bailey has long been the victim of an aggravated form of the disease colloquially, known as "big head." He haa long poed ii i personage of tremendous importance, raised far above, if not out of sight, of rdinsry mortals, and with choleric disdain has assumed to. be beyond criticism. Ha used to be kaowa aa "aba" Bailey, and .was tol- crated as a sort of bls spoiled baby, and there is something savoring of the "baby act in his treatment Of tha charsre tnida arainit him with reference to his ; connection with Standard Oil - . -7T It seems to have been shown that Bailev has at least been auiltv of the fault of Old Dog Tray. He waa In very bad company, for a United Statea senator, when he waa riding around with and borrowing money from II. Clay Pierce, of tha Watere Pieree Oil company, a Standard Oil concern, at tha very time when it waa, trying to regain its foothold in Texal. Perhaps he did only borrow the money,' and paid it back, but even if so. his conduct ia open to ln quiry, and it is not properly otue nroeram for - him to roar . with aa affectation f righteous and virtuous indignation when a full explanation ia demanded. . Senator Bailey should try to under stand that he ia on trial before tha bar of oublic opinion, and that blus tering denials arjd choleric denuncia tions of tha investigators will not ac ault him. nor work in hia favor in thia great tribunal Senator Bailey ia a senator, a Democrat, a leader of hia nartv. with all hia swelling: man nerisms a min of much ability; and the people hava a right to know all about his business with Standard OiL But ha seems not to understand thia. I'..' . T" . IMMIGRANTS FOR THE ; COUNTRY. V ' .ii WE THINK that Reverend Dr. HilUs ia right when he, say i - that the Pacific coast needs a laree number of foreign im migrants of tha right kind, indus trious, thrlftv eeoole. who would be willing to liva in tha country and make productive farma out f wild land, and men who. not owning or being able to improve land them selves, would be willing to work for moderate wages for neisrhbors who needed help in clearing and cultivat ing their landa and harvesting their crops. It would ba of immense bene fit if thousands of auch homeseekera and laborers would come into this region from Russia, Austria-Hungary, Italy, Sweden. Norway, Denmark and other European countries. The United Statea received last vear, a round million of immigrants at New York, but the majority of them atav in tha cities. Soma, raised in tha country in their fatherlands, came west aa far aa Illinois, Missouri, Wisconsin, Minnesota and other mid dle west states, and went into the rural districts, but few of them crossed tha Rotky mountains to aeek homes in this great northwest region. It would be well if more of thia kind of immigration could . be .. attracted hither. Not only would auch immi srranta heln to swell productive popu latlon and put a large aggregate area of land in cultivation themselves, but they would b a boon to farmers who vrv vear are confronted wltn tax problem f help to harvest their crops. , ' i While most of thrte foreigners make good citiiena, whether living in towns or in the country, the towns do not need them so much; enough of them will find towns where there ia profitable employment for them; but the country needs auch laborers, ia calling loudly for them, and greater and mora systematic efforts should h mirfe to Invite them to coma. Ore- eon. Washington and Idaho could make room for and welcome 100,000 industrious, adult homeseekera from foreign lands within a year if they could be induced to come. CANAL AND FREIGHT TRAINS, WHEN THE atate of New York decided to spend a hundred million dollars in modernix ' ing tha Erie canal, so that it would form a 12-foot channel between the great lakea and tha Hudson river, there was a chorus of derision from the railroads in that region. It was said that canals were obsolete, and that' canal traffic waa too alow , for modern conditions. : But the ex per ienec f last fall, when freight trains all Ver the country moved acareely as fast as the prairie schooners of the pioneers or the -freight wagons of pre-railroad days in eastern Ore gon, haa brought about a change of opinion ead silenced the railroad critics. Bargea of 1.000-tons' capae Ity, each equalling tha capacity of 50 cars, wilt ba able to move , with a celerity . far . exceeding .' the . speed of the modern freight train, unless the latter geta a much swifter and stead ier move on than it has been doing lately. New York did a good piece of business for. itself and for a large region of country west of that atate by appropriating this $100,000,000, and other atates with interior waterways, or with places where they are needed aod ran ba easily constructed, will do well to imitate the Empire state's ex ample... ., ' - 1 After aoine boura f desperate fighting, which waa marked by the bloodiest attack and resistance ever seen in Central America, Nicaragua gained a decisive victory over Hon duras on Thursday. , It is thought the, wounded soldier will recover, . The attacks that have been made on John D. Rockefeller, following bis gift f $32,000,000 to education have been so virulent that they are likely to deter tha rest of us from making donationa of a aimilar size to any causa whatever. Mr. Hughes, the "animated feather duster" of the ' last gubernatorial campaign in New York ia brushing some of the cobwebs out of the Em Piygtata "capital. ' As an. echo of the patriotic speeches that rang through thia coun try on Washington's birthday, the prices f Japanese stocks and Jbonds took a audderi drop. ' ' 1 Can't aomebneprescribeure fof J. J. Hill's dyspepsia, which, is showing unmistakable symptoms , of becoming chronic f Great Red Men oi History f .RED JACKET. , By Rev. Thomas B. Qregory, 7, Bd Jacket, tha "Ut of thtLBonacaa." waa bom tn the yar 1TIS, near Gene va, N. T- and dld at Beneo Vlllace. N. Y In Oetobar, 1SI0. Tne real name or this notM ehler wa Bagoyewatha, meaning. In tha Indian tongua. "HS that keeps awake." Hia nam at Red Jacket earn to htm from the faet that on day such -a garment waa presented to him by a British offi cer, In admiration jt him remarkable wlftne-a of foot Red Jacket was In many ways one of tha most attractive . Indiana of whom hfatory treata,- Joeech Brant exoepteL ha waa clearly tha greateat-man that waa to be found In all the alx nations. Aa an orator Red Jacket waa bead and shoulders above not only the rent of th red men. but of most of the whites as wall. Hie speech made dur ing tha council -held In 1714 at Fort Stanwlx would have reflected the high est credit upon any ona of the renowned orators of England or America. It la aid that waahlngton waa greatly lm- ?raaaad by Red Jacket'a eloquence. In TSt, at the eonelualon of peace between tha United States and the sis natlona, Waahlngton presented the old ohlef with a solid silver medal, whiah ne wore with prlda to the day of his death. But notwithstanding tha appreciation that Red Jacket felt for auch courtesies and honors as were shewn htm by the whites, at heart he ever remained a stalwart Indian proud, dignified, ex clusive, entertaining for tha palefaoea. a contempt that bordered cloaa upon bate. - '- . ' - Rod Jacket waa more of a diplomat and statesman than he waa a soldier, although he figured prominently In two ware tha war of tha revolution and that of till. In tha first conflict Red Jacket fought with the Brttlah; In the aeeond with tba Americans. It Is on record that hia heart waa with tha pat riots In the struggle against King Oeorge, but Ms nation aeciaea ror ina king, and he "went with hia state." For a long time Red Jackefa grave at Beneoa VHge wae practically un marked, but In Hit tha old ehlef a dust waa removed to Forest Grove cemetery, near Buffalo, where it waa reburled with high honora. " ' " ' " "If." By Ella Wheeler Wlloox. tCopyrlght, 10T, by American-Journal Examiner.) Twist what thou are and what than wauldst ba let - No If arlae on which te lay tha blame. Man makes nountaJn of that puny . word, But Ilka a blade of grass before the scythe , It falle and wither when a human will. Stirred by creative force, awaapa toward its aim. Then wilt be what thou wouldst fee. Circumetanca la but tba toy of ge-iiaa. When a aoul Burns with a Ood-Iike purpose - to , achieve ATI obeUeles between It and tta goal' Must vanish like the daw before the sun. "If la tha motto of the dilettante And idle dreamer; 'tis the poor excuse Of mediocrity. Tha truly great - Know not tha word or know tt but ta .. acorn, Elae had Joan of Are a peasant died. - Uncrowned by Glory and by men un sung, i John H. Vincenfa Birthday. Blahop John Heyl Vincent of tha Methodist Episcopal church waa born In Tuscaloosa, Alabama, February it, 18t): wag educated In Pennsylvania academlea, and completed his - training for tba ministry at wesleyan Institute, Newark, New Jersey. He waa ordained deacon in 185S and elder In 18S7, when he waa tran-ferred to the Rock River conference, serving aa pastor In Gelsn Chicago and elsewhere till 1J65. He waa appointed general agent of, tie Methodist Episcopal Bunday School un Ion, and In ltst was elected correspond ing eecretary or the union and the trace aoclety. In which poata ba waa eontln. ued until 1S84. At tha general confer enca of 1H ha was elected . a bishop. His boat knows work haa been In con nection with tha Chautauqua literary and aclentlflo circle. Thia movement wee-prelected by Dr. Vincent In 17I in cooperation with Lewis Miller of Akron, Ohio. - - February 23 In History, j- jljfl Cato atreet conaplratora, who planned assassination of British cabin ministers, arrested. Five executed on May 1. 1 J J Authorship 0f the Waveriey novela acknowledged by Blr Walter Scott , . llll Order of the Star of India in stituted. i llll Captains Bpeke and (Trent an nounced diecoverr et the Nile in Lake Nyanaa. . . v lilt Ex-quean of Hawaii sentenced te lmp-lsonment for conspiring against tha repunlte, . The powera ordered' Greece to withdraw from Crate. lioa Mlsa Ellen M. Btone released by the Macedonian brigands. 1104 United States senate ratified Caeam canal treat x, . . Letters From the People Immortality and Humanity. Portland. Feb. XLTo the Editor of The Journal I am not talking on tha question of Immortality lightly or In differently, but aoiely for tha purpoae of trying te elicit tba truth respecting It, and to ahow wherein the-past 'haa been defeetlva In reasoning ' about It Tour Balem correspondent, ''J. 1 " thinks tha question ought to be eettled by The testimony of a cloud of witnes ses." . And be. thinks I hava not proper ly considered tha weight and foroe of tha evidence offered by "clouds of wit neesess, both mortal and Immortal," I think I have patiently heard, and carefully examined, all the main points that have been presented, beta in tne oaat and In tha creeent But I learned. at an early etage of my investigations, that in order to arrive at tha truth of any event or proposition; yuu mul Judge of tha credibility and sources of knowledge of tha witnesses who testify. Witnesses are often honestly mistaken, and it Is no discredit to their integrity if you see that they are mistaken, and cannot believe their testimony. The world la full of liiustratlona or thia im portant fact. . Regarding tha witneasea referred tp bv "J. R." I hava nut the "mortala" on the aland and .they feave eatabllahed notning Deyona peiier, nope. theory, surmise. There la no positive knowledge among them. That dis poses of tha major part or tne -cioua.-Tha other part of the "cloud" la tha 'Immortals." But where and how aball wa find them, that they may tell ua all about itt Aa the lady said. In teaching others how to cook a hare; "First, eaten your hare!" We must first "know" that tha Immortals "are," before we can take their testimony. And after we knew of their existence wa would not need their testimony, for the ques tion' would ba already solved. Taka a ease In Dolnt: About two years ago a very prominent man of thia city died. Hearty everybody knew him by sight on the atreet, and he waa connect ed, more or less, with nearly every pub- Ho enterprise. But one oay aeatn came and took him away. Who baa positively and certainly heard from him alnca that solemn event T Who knowa what has happened to him In the meantime, or where he la, or how ha occupies his time, or what' hia state of being la like, or whether he aver knew that the Lewie and Clark Fair waa a great auocess, or that Portland ia growing by leapa and bounds Are not these legitimate ques tions to ask. and do they not call for clear and . poeltlve answers T And tf wltnessea are all about ua. In clouds, ought wa not to ba able ta And some of them Burely "J. R." ean tell ua where wa ean And three or four of hia "cloud" who are flitting back and forth between the two statea of exlatence, like the weaver's shuttle, from aide to side, ir there are so many of them they must ba easv to- find, and-1 put no hardship on your correspondent, when I ask him to introduce ma to tnom. m- uid I will treat them with tha utmost res pect and consideration. -V . ' ,...-.UAU.,.. . The Shooting of Dick Nlquett. La: Canter, Wash..1 Fab.l. Teethe Editor of The Journal. A very grave injustice- waa certainly dona tha agent In the accidental shooting that resulted In tha death of Richard Nlquette, a II' year-old boy, near thia plaoe -recently. Clyde Wendel, aged 14,' tt waa alleged in a special dispatch from Vancouver, Washington, baaed admittedly on mora . v.,, Muathl, Vuan vll lit,. ft carelessness. If not worse. In permitting nm aiBcnara - wwsvw mv mm cause Nlquette's death. Tl.. . V. ilMilAMht. mttmlm V..V. resulted from only purest accident Is positively Known oy an w no anow nyav Wendel or knew Richard Nlquette. The boya were uncommonly cloaa f rlanda, and so far from being a consequence of carelessness, the deplorable accident happened while they were taking tha unusual precaution of unloading their guna. They bad been taught to re move the shells from their pieces when not actually In pursuit of game, and Clyde waa engaged In "breaking" his gun for this purpose. Tha flrlna pin protruded so far as to Interfere, and In drawing back tba hammer It alipped. juet as Richard, apparently In a dealre to aaslst or la mere youthful curiosity to ' see what tha difficulty waa, moved into tha Una of danger. At all avante. tha gun waa discharged and tha ahot entered Nlquette's shoulder, severing a large artery. From tha hemorrhage he died In an hour. Before he died ho made a statement, completely exonerating young Wendel. whose grief waa so great that- for a time It waa feared ha would lose hia season. - The boys had been more than ordinar ily attached. Richard had been aban doned by bia parents, and wss Buffering for tha very neoessariea of Ufa. It waa Clyde Wendel who took pity on him and Induced hie parenta to taka tha friend less one Into their own home and treat htm a their own ehtld. For thia Rlch ard'a appreciation waa unbounded, and his gratitude to hie young patron waa profound. They were always the best of riende.------i'-- - ---- Tha negro boy mentioned In the Van couver dispatch was not prssant at the - -u . BhAAtin mnA nv NlAuatte for oniy-a. tew momenta, just before ha aieej. . -v.. nnlv a. few minutes before the fatal accident . At that time they were In high spirits and tha best of humor, playing and on the point of starting tor notne. v nn . they a.n.d the beat of . Taxing Bachelore. Corvallla. Or., Feb. a. To the Editor of The Journal Having read your edi torial on a "Bachelor Tas Law." I here give ny views of the matter: First No enlightened government under the sun eatj compel a man or woman to marry. Second Tha bachelore have their property taxed for tha schooling of other people s children ana you can not enforce a us on a part of the tax payers and not on all. Thtd When ladles learn to ba less extravagant in dress and around home, then young men may have more desire to taka life partnere. Fourth Look at the divorcee that are granted because or tne extrava rant wav of living; young men cannot make enough money to keep it up the result ia a separation. Fifth Ladies are . occupying almost every position a young man can and ara aeir-supporting; they do not care to be burdened with domeetlo resuonslbllltlea and are rast drifting Into bachelordom: they have the right if they want to do so. -Again, wnen soldiers are la demand tha single man la wanted. Btxth Taxation Is a burden aow because of the extravagant handling of tha money by those in power. It taxes are wanted, let the lawmakers tas the trusts and corporations to the extent they should be. Let there be an Income tax tha falreat tas that la. Than let there be Irsa extravagance In tha legislature and teas "school graft ing." and you will find that there will always ba a surplus in tha treasury. AiB5y a. IA.TE8, The Ideal American w oman" By Rev. Thomas B. Gregory. 'Not long ago .a Union Theological seminary professor mada moat strange talk before a New York woman's club. The speaker's name, I believe, waa Fag nan!, a name that sounds but little Ilka America, and. certainly, If ha waa cor rectly reported, the professor's teach ings ara diametrically opposed to every thing that America, la auppoaed to stand for. '."'. Tha gentleman from Union Theologi cal seminary la reported aa having ad dressed himself to the club aa follows: "I know that you ara all devoted to your waahtuba and your children, but the question la whether these should be allowed to absorb your vitality." , Certainly not! No woman should de vote her entire life to the bearing of Woman Is, by the sternal laws of na ture, a child-bearer, but aha ta more than that She la a moral, intellectual, spiritual being, with capacities for thought, high ethical endeavor and fine spiritual vision, and her nature ia not, fully rounded out unless theselatter thinga ara realised In her life. But etill, tha fact remains that pri marily and fundamentally woman la a mother. Bbe should be a thinker and a moralist and a aaer, a dreamer of glorious dreams and a participant In alt tha great, thrilling game of life; but all that aba la or doea should be subordi nate to her womanhood to her mother. hood..."" Evidently Professor FagnanI doea not believe thia, hence hie amasing bit of advice to the women of America, which, , It la devoutly . hoped, ' the women of America will treat with all beoomlng acorn. . . -.-7- - - t Baya the professor: "Surely ne wom an should be satisfied to ba merely: the mother of a family." But doea not the gentleman with the un-American name know that to ba the mother of a family. In ' the full, true sense of that word, la to be tha nobleat thing that any woman can possibly be in thia worldt . . .. ' , -. , To ba the mother of a family to bear children, to love and educate those chil dren, to bring them up In the way of the domastlo pieties and tha dvlo vir tues, so that they shall become an honor to their city, atate and nation, forces for good aoldlere In the cause of human progreas, great beacon Ughta upon tho nllla of life up to which othera ahall look and ba cheered and encouraged la tha battle against Injustice and Wrong to be auch a raotaer Is to ba something that not avea a Union Theological semi nary profeasor ean with- Impunity scoff at and ridicule. . Tha professor calls tha old-faahionsd home woman a "parasite," and declares himself In favor of the woman who, de spising "parasitism," learns a "trade" and goea out Into the world to be Inde pendent. -. - ----- -- -r -r - And. I may add, to carry about with her a poodle dog upon whloh aha ahall lavish her affection In lieu of bestowing that affection upoar her child I "Mad world!" aa tha great Shakes peare would eay. But there ta consolation In tha thought that tha overwhelming majority of women the wort! aver are true to their womanhood, and hava swsm Hannibal's oath against the erasy Isma whlob .would unses and uncrown them, "The Straphangers Dialogue Overheard by Weg JoneeV "It looka pretty favorable for the prisoner now. . I don't believe" "Weil. I do. By tbe law of en- denoe" -What ta tha law of evidence they're all talking about, anyway." "Well, ire tha law the law." yeu knew, that evidence must bewell. It must ba evidence." - . "Oh. that'a It? I never oould under stand It before." "I etudled law One. It waa when the landlord told me ha wanted tha flat for some on else. I found be couldn't put me oat. aoeordlng to law. bat be evaded It somehow. It coat me tl to learn that ba couldn't do what ha did do." -' - That's the way with it- A boy broke my glasaea with a anowbal last winter, and a lawyer told me I could aua tba city for the price, aa the elty was re sponsible for leaving tha anow there. The new glasses only eoat ma til, and 1 had to give 120 for the advice,, : "And did you auer " -' "Nope. . Another man told me the first was a chump.' and that under the old common law tha anow being In the atreet waa an act of Providence. Ha took tti, although you'd (nink the com mon law would be cheaper." . .-;''... - e ."' a ' ' ' "Ain't the anow awful, thought And tha way they pile It up- In hills at tha crossings! Our nelghbora lost tbelr little boy four dsya ago, and tha po lice all over tha city were on the look out. Ona of tho detectives said ha had a clue that It waa tba work of tha black hand, and tha family waa nearly era xy with fright. "And what do you think Sunday, whsn It thawed a little, tha boy was able to crawl out of tha snowplls a atreet eleaner had happened to dump on him In front of the boy's own home!" , . ....- e- -. - "Ife fierce, I tell you, thia elty. I see In tha papera tha Japa want to fight U." ' V - . -v.'-'i. - .-. "Pooh, they can't fight ua. A man that eats a handful of rice for a meal can't compete with tha man that haa three good square feeds of steak a day." "That'a right too. Just what I said to a fellow in tha quick lunch, this noon when I waa having my piece of lempn pie." v "Mark -my worde, thia' Jap affair won't amount to anything. Z know the administration's views I heard Rooso-velt'-mak a speech once when ha waa governor." "That aof What sort of a man doea he look, to be, anyway T"" "Oh er Just a man, you know. I didn't get a very cloaa look at him, there waa auch Jam in tha two blocks between tha platform and tha atreet car I waa passing In." "Ife the American spirit, T tell you, that'll cow the Asiatics. !The Ameri can doesn't know how to quail before man, woman or devil." - ' .--- .-- "That'a right. Bay, hare'a Where I get out will you run over to tbe houaa thia evening? Just a little gam you know IB-rent limit" "Gee! I'd like to, oM msn, but, you know, Mra. Bottleeork" "Too bad. V Well, goodby." i i'Tloodby." - r r Billions of Cigarettes. From tha U- 8. Tobacco Journal. The cigarette output of 4.IS8.7IS.015 In the calendar year of 1604 must here come aa a surprise to the bulk of the trsde, hut more stunning yet Its in crease In one year of 142.340.465. an In crease by nearly 100,000,000 larger than tha Increase nf our cigar Industry dur tha aame i-ar. : SmallChane' , jJ Don't only talk cleaning up. Do I. e e . , , Tale, the legislature. It might hava been worse. e -Now -b as happy aa you ean for an other two yeare. . . a . Evidently Evelyn didn't tell tha whole truth, nor won't. . - . There haa been a fine killing the paat few daya at Balem of bllla. .-. Thia la tha time of year tha tramg ' wants a Job In a harvest field. - If you took under almost any little woman's thumb you will find a man. , e e . - ' . Poor 'Washington and Idaho; their legislatures will last tar weeks yet r ... f- ' ". . Toung Mrs Thaw's mother doea.welL to keep out of algbt as much aa pos- . e- a'.-;..- .. - It aeems that no pat ef the Ore-, gonian was, appointed railroad commie siouer, -. . , , ... .i j .,. .... . . w - ' It must be admitted that tha O. R. , A N. haa had a pretty hard time thia winter. - . , "' '!.-. I$ndelht""(jlgrsph:" Keep your -ey on La, FoIIeTte of Wisconsin. He la a eomer. . ; e e ' v ', , . ' - The Thaw Jury will hava to decide; neither the lawyera, doetore nor news- 1 , papermen can agree. . Wouldn't it be well for Dr. Wiley, the insanity expert, to -examine Dr. Wiley, the food expert? ' - " " ' ;. ' . . e ' r .-----i--. ;,- An old bachelor aaya a woman says what aha doesn't think about a man, and a man thinks what he doesn't say about a woman. - ' .;.- .', -J-" '..-. A Connecticut ' ' man waa ' ' assessed IT9.S0 by a jury- for trying to kiss a woman. Considering that he didn't gt it una ia pretty nigh. e .A West Virginia legislated wanta ta tax all Jackasses, and a kloker aaya auch a tax would fall heaviest on the members of tha legislature. .. . -, e e , Mra. Evelyn Thaw la much like a railroad president or great financier aa a wltneaa; aha doesn't know and can not remain bar a good many things. . a .. . . ,-.'. It la reported that a Parle doctor haa Invented a serum that prevents gam bling. Oet It for the fan tan ohlnka; of 'oourae ne white people In Portland need It. ' -: President Roosevelt haa requested the mothers' congress to give soma thought to "tho father In the home,." O. they don't overlook him when there' a hard job to be done or bllla to pay. Thomaa A. Edison haa tha front gala to hia residence eo bung that every on who eomee through' pumpa two buckets at water Into a tank on the roof. If he lived In Milwaukee wa suppose It would ba bear. -. ."- Oregon Sidelights,:; A 1.10ft pound A1mv (BeV 9o4 for $ ...., . Many Oregon towns ara now talking of cleaning' up. But It takes work, . ,. ..v.,..; . John Day valley can boaa-t t th finest climate In Oregon, olalma the Eagle. Condon Tlmrr No traJna, n mall,r ' no stage, no storms, no news, ua aothln. Later Th belated train la In. , . . . e . . ' ...w ,.wmw...wu. ii. ivinM lull, blue birds are here, the man of tha house la Mlrfn hi 1 a . n U.Hn 1.1. if. do it. and there ara various other algna of aprtng. . t .'- Th Prairie City Miner considers that It haa Just aa muoh right to build rail roads aa any ether newspaper In Ameri ca, and therefore predicts that a rail road la coming to Prairie. e e - The Milton eannery. aya the Eagle, la a go and In' a abort tlm w will ba able to aay to tha prospective locator that wa eat all tha fruit wa can and sell what wa ean and what we ean't can. Every cross roada settlement la the vicinity of Klamath Fells la eager te Incorporate, aaya an exchange. Ken, a little "seven up" hamlet of a doaen houses Is en of , the applicants for a elty charter. . i ' - '. . ' ' '. - Milton Eagle: The Congregational church of Free water la progressiva A a alarm clock la kept on tha pulpit, which aervea the double purpose of warning . tha paator when It's time to etop and wakea up the congregation In time for dinner. "-.. , a - e " Barlow correspondence: of Aurora Borealls: All thinga are calm and pas siveearth looka aa If lulled upon an angel's lap. e e a The . Around th ntove-club, ha had nothing , to dlaturb It for aoma time. . Its members are wait ing for some great national Question VYr aria. 1 , A r - ' . . , e. '.'-, -.4 The' Milton telephone system won't" , work, which causes the Eagle to remark ' that a telephone . that won't talk beat, seven devils on tha back of your nerk when It comaa to tempting a man to ' cell, down maledictions. Imprecations, denunclatlona, execrations and Hslen damnations on th misprised and vili pending things. - . e e - W. E. Patten of Condon haa received a pewter pitcher mad In 1717 and a -hammer made In 117, and added them -to hia fine collection ef relics, coins and curloe which he ha In hi shoe . shop. He haa a rare collection of ebexit 1,000 rellca and different specimens and a collection of. about - 2,000 foreign etampa. . . ..- - ' Wild gees, or Canadian brant, aa tha fowls are better known, are coming ' south from their Columbia river haunts .; In search of feed In the reservation wheat fields, says tha Athena Press.- Their tifual feeding grounds In the ' 11 "rue Hsaren country and in Ihe Com Bprlnea district sre unrior snow, thus driving the honkera to aeek pew feeding grounflaJ A Dalles msn who has long lived la . the Jack-rabbit region says: "I h-re " never considered a rabbit Tit meat to ' eat; they ara mora full of disease than any other animal. ' If one stops to ex amine them they will rind thst many of them hsva large lumps oa their h4y which In some Instance ara an heavy they causa them to 'Jump . crooite -When these sr eut into they are fauad to contain a JeUjr-Jlke 'aubstanoe. V r