Editorial Page of . The Journal v - THE JOURNAL 'A I.XPBPMDEMT mWPPE-'TT CL .. JACKSON ....Pabttsaer . hi. rifU iod ItmhlU PrtUU. fr oilu.ua ttwuta the " " "T clln tMtta. - -r . ' TKLKPROMKS .M1 W baaliMM OtAcr. .ura .v hisvintf a nvrnnaivd irirPRRMKNTATIT V..,,. u ii-l.l AilTerttnlu A'rT- , ,'IU Kiaus street.. Mew TrUmae BulW Inc. Cblcaia. - Snsserlrtioa Tere by mM to say asdress to Us laiiaa Bute. Coa t , . . e f......,..i5 00 '0o swath -, ; . .. BIND.!". . : , ' ' Oat Tx.........2ft0tOioiit1l mn.v ivn atiKDAT. , ' ttmm Mar ' ... 17.00 1 Ob auath... ,8 al themiBerieB' of Iifa ' might be extinguisheiwbuld' man alleviate the general ; .curse by mutual compassion. ; Addison.-.. "..: A COUNTRY-WIDE CRY. TILL THE CRY. for relief ' seems to fall on ears that hear not, or fail to heed. iVVhat is it, what motive, that impels the railroads to disregard the general, the widespread," the persistent appeals JBtbetterserTic'e? No one doubts that they are aware of their delin quencies, yet there is no evidence that they have attempted to correct them. ffhere1 would be room for hope if any effort were made at improvement, but there is none. -.., Why re intol erable conditions allowed to become snore so? In vain have we sought a reasonable explanation for this per sistent disregard of public Tights. There is no other conclusion than that is proceeds from a lamentable indif ference,, which if the people cannot overcome in one way will be con trolled in another. . For the people are not going to be trifled with any longer than they can find a way out. 'And they will find it" , ..'-'' i ' ; !. The above is not copied from a Pa cific northwest paper, but from the 'Atlanta Constitution, and is but a sub stantial repetition of what ' being aid all over the south, and also.in the eis t,. as well a on the Pacific coast. This deplorable situation shows that the railroads have been "indifferent," negligent, careless- of the country's transportation needs, for years past, or they would not have gotten so far .behind-'! ;V. '..V..'y: v'-- And, what are they doing to relieve this situation even now?. The coun try has a right to know. People are suffering immense losses daily. The railroads ought to have had thousands of men at work building cars and locomotives-for- months -part. Instead, we hear they are going to economize. Jf the railroads were doing all they could at last, though late, the people would still be patient, lenient,. though they have already, been despoiled of millions; , but so - far as anybody knows there is nothing in particular doing to increase transportation facil ities. '; j:: V-.,,, .' :. , No wonder legislatures are planning lq do something. As the Constitution ays, the people '.'are not going to be trifled with any longer than they can find a way out And they will find ft" . - : - LATIN-AMERICAN STATES. -T7 NGOURAGINGLY--rfgnificairrt ' Vj wcr "e " presence ' and speeches at the Kansas City banquet of so many distinguished and . influential South American statesmen. , The United States has treated those republics with scant consideration, Commercially, and has never exhibited " a due apprehension of their latent re source and their possibilities of d velooment in every way. We have maintained a "Monroe doctrine" a 4 to .them, which, as Professor Bur gess (aid lately in Berlin, has Urelv - PutlvtdLitllisefulnesA; but orome. cially we have treated 'them, as we treat Canada, as foes, and otherwise tiperciliously. It is true .that the Latin-Americans have not solved the ; problem of self-government as well as we have; they are warmer blooded, less patient and leas calculating; but In other respects the superior classes mong them are civilized in a high degree, and the masses have in them h makirfg of good citizens. The Latin-Americans prefer Euro pean countries to the United States partly because they are largely of re cent European extraction, if not na tives of Europe, but also because fpain, France, Italy, Germany and England , treat them better commer cially than we do, understand them better, and help them more to de velop their Industrie and commerce, y't have Tut i small fraction of their trade, whereas under liberal and fair reciprocity we ought to have most cf it ; ' ;,'' Some of the South American states are exceedingly resourceful, and cap iMek( great development. Politic al. 'and in population and wealth, r Vila nt tnsigiulkaoL. they ars small fp comparison with onr great republic, which ought' to take . all possible measures to get ' and remain ofTTh timate terms with, them, and to help rather'than hinder them on their hith erto rather rocky way. ' ' , .t ' It is to be hoped that the visit of Secretary Root to those countries will mark the beginning of a broader pol icy, and more fraternal relations with our impetuous but interesting south ern neighbors ; .,.Y, RIVERS AND HARBORS. Hr? RIVER and harbor, bill in troduced in the next congress will " probably ' command a more systematic and determined sup port than! ny prevtousone. The pecK pie are waking up on this subject, arid congress cannot afford to, resist the rising demand. -' The trouble has been," and will be, that along with large, irieritorious and urgent needs and demands comes a clamor from all parts'.oflhe country for the improvement of comparatively insignificant ' streams ' and .. harbor. Undeserving or unimportant projects are yoked up with great and deserving ones, and those working for the latter sort have to yield to those demanding slices of the appropriation for proj ects of small consequence, in order to get a bill through, -The system has been to some extent s distribution of the appropriation among congres-. sional districts, in order to help the reelection of members of the domi nant party. . This is wrong, of course. The work ought to be concentrated mostly for the present on main channels, and such as are clearly meritorious; but if I the bill cannot be passed Otherwise the usual sops should be thrown to Snail slough and Crab creek. Better to waste a few millions on them than for the really important work to be stopped or delayed. . . , The people demand the' opening up of the -country's main waterways and the improvement of its really import ant harborsrand of those that by im provement can be made so; and will not complain if incidentally and neces sarily aom percentage of the appro priation is bestowed upon projects that are not Of much consequence. MR. HARRIMAN'S MISTAKE. V TR. HARRIMAN is reooHed as expressing the opinion had ing corporations simply because they re corporation is subsiding and the more sober judgment of the people is coming to the front." f Mft Harriman befa'sves there--has been any ; uch "popular erase," it show that he has much mistaken the nature of the sounds he hears and the movements ne sees. there is no "popular craze" against corporation as such. If such a "craze" ever ex isted, it long ago passed. There is no "craze at all. - - r; -.- is There is, however,' a growing and increasingly insistent demand that the railroads shall obey the laws, treat the people right, and recognize the fact that they are public rather than private concerns and must -be op erated in the interest of the people rather than of Wall street" gamblers and multimillionaire combines, . ' , Perhaps this economical streak on the part of the railroads is caused by their discovery that they have been pending entirely too much money for cars and locomotives, and they have concluded to build or buy no more. When one looks over the Oregon field and sees the great, number of empty, idle cars that are waiting for business, one cannot wonder nf -the railroad managers are remorseful for having- spent so. much money for needless cars. ' ' ',' '' '. A - Gotham magistrate has fined Singer Caruso $10 for grossly insult ing a woman. This shows that New YojlLkJeterminedJo defend Jhedig-I mtyljlJ air sex, and to those who think that a $10 fine for a. cowardly and infamous attack on a woman is rather small, it should be stated that a Bowery tough rarely gets more than two years imprisonment for kicking a policeman. ' : ' The eastern " papers . are making some fuss over the reappearance on the streets of a man named Chauncey M. Pepew. The .name seems fa miliar, but we can't recall whether it was at the foot of the indorsement for a patent doormat or of a new whisker dye that we saw it last. In all the advertising that Roosevelt has done for a good, steady, sober man to fill the place of commissioner of the general land office, ,the most conspicuous" note refers distinctly to the fact' that no Oregonian need apply. ; ' Secretary Shaw pleads ior the adoption of a policy that will build up the merchant marine, and yet never mentions reciprocity and a reduction I of prohibitive- tariff duties, and -A-Little -Out THINGS PRINTED TO READ WHILE YOU WAIT. "v " ' ' To Tell Amber. Bo many Imitation nf amber are passed on the unwary that a tat by which real amber ran be told la worthy of mention. If you are In doubt aa to whether the mouthpiece of your cigar ette holder la genuine amber or not you can make certain In the following way: Rub it vigorously on a piece of cloth your coat will do-r-nd then anply It to a small piece of paper. - If your mouth- pieea la the genuine article you win oe able to pick up the piece of paper with it in tna manner of a magnet. . Bad Habit Encourages Another. Brandy and water are supplied at the expense .of the government to every member of the Belgian parliament wbo makes a long speeon. : - . V;:'' . Victor. " '. ' ' ' By TronauHTe. " ' ' r ' w Be waa a hero fighting all alone, lonesome warrior, never tine more brave Dlsoreet, oneldeialo anfrTiiava. Ho fought soma noble battles; but he gave - . No voice to fame, and passed away un known. -. : i- . , v AO grandly to occasions did ha rise. Bo splendid were the victories that he planned. That all the world had asked him to command ...,.... Could It his- nativa valor understsnd: He fouKht himself, and, winning -gained' tba prise. . WilUatn, S. Fielding's Birthday. ;lttamBHvehTrTloIdIng7Canadlan minister of finance. Is of 'English de scent and was born at Halifax, N. 8.. November 24. 1148. At 1 years Mr. Fleldlna began newspaper work - and passed through the various stages of journalistic work till he became manag ing editor of the Morning Chronicle of Halifax. At the provincial general elec tion of lgg Mr. Fielding was elected for Halifax county. In 1884 he became premier. In July. 18S, Mr. Fielding was appointed minister of finance In the Dtturler cabinet and was elected to the house for Shelbourne and Queens. At the session of 187 he Introduced a new tariff policy for the Dominion, the striking . feature of which waa the granting of preferential trade arrange ments with Great Britain. Respect for the Dead. ; j A man who fails to raise his hat when a funeral procession Is 'passing In Chester, England, Jis Ilsbls to a fine and Imprisonment'' " . " '"" " j v This Is the Reason. ' Why do we use the expression "apple-' Die order" when we mean that thing are exactly tn their right place? - Because every Saturday a certain ru rltan -d&me.. HepzibaliMerton, made a practice of baking two or three doxen apple plea which were to last her fam ily through the week. She placed them on the shelves In nfer pantry, labeling each according to the day of the week on which It was to be used, and the chan angein tr rhapsnot in the navigation, law, so he is pe very much in earnest. Senator Depew shows himself in public places occasionally, as much as to suggest that he havnot fallen to the denths in which Senator Piatt is great difference between their respec tive levels. ' . .-, '' "The more anxious we seem to be for reciprocity with Canada the less Canada seems to desire it, says the Indianapolis Star.' But we have never offered anything like fair reci procity to Canada, but only the jug handled sort... . . Ridgeway's "A Militant Weekly for God and the Country," that has been issued in 14 towns, has cut out sev eral, among them Seattle. Are "God and the country" pf so little conse quence in Seattle? -' I " 'TEeficebTlufkjrfraysthe commercial editor, "ia going up." Oh, dear; and just at Thanksgiving time, too. , ' Kipling Lived Too Long. "It was the mistake of Mr. Kipling's literary career although, of course, bet ter for his personal "fcapplhese that Ti did not die of pneumonia when ha was in In New York aom years ago," Said Professor William Lyon Phelps of Tale, in him lecture on The Modern Novelist New Haven. Conn. "Mr. Kipling," he aald, "la now like a man who Is In constant terror that he Will y ' eomethmgeommonplaoa, and his work seems to show a frightful striving for effect . "When the first of Kipling's stories appeared the publla said: It he can do these stories at 25, what will he do when he la 40r Well, h Is , 40 now. and what has he doneT "Stalky and Company la, I think, the worst book I Jiav ever read,' and for his stories of machinery I prerer 10 resa ireuw m the subject In an encyclopedia.' ' "Russia today leads the world In novel-writing, followed by France and EngUnd. I am speaking now of liters tare and not of the works of Hall Calne and Marie Corelll. May Sinclair's 'Di vine Firs' had undoubtedly some of th fire In It. but the flame la occasionally hidden by smoke. Hltehlns' 'Garden of Allah' I melodramatic and overladen with description. Ills -Call of the Blood' Is better, but I think the main character la drawn from Hawthorne's Marbl Fawn.' "Mary Cholmondeley writings eon tain a certain kind of grim humor which makes her work effective. This au thor's name, by the woy, onght to be Investigated by the committee of spell ing reform, for H could be reduced te one quarter of It present length and still have enough letters to give th oorrect pronunciation. Thomas Hardy I th best rt the prnsent-dsy English, novelists. Of late years he has turned to writing of world-dramas which are weary and fu tile. From th "publication of Th Oreenwood Tree' down te hi latest novel his output I the best of any liv ing writer of English flcUf" ' : r ' .. " I ' of -tke -Comrnoi pin try, thus arranged, was said to be In apple-ple order. "'. November 24 in History. '- 1761 Massacre by Indiana of Mo ravian missionaries at Guadenhuetton, Pennsylvania. . 1784 Zachary Taylor, twelfth presl dent of the United States, born. Died July S. 1880. t . ... !.: 1887 Sir Henry Havelock. hero of the Indian mutiny, died. Born 17(1. 18(V Henry Ward Beeoher chosen president of National Woman Suffrage association. . 18S8 John J. Jacob,, first Democratic governor of West Virginia, died. Born pecember S, 1818. ' 1888 British officials at Manila eel. ebrated American Thanksgiving.'. -10J Labor riots in Havana. ' . How to Steal Elephants. To atearan" elephant 'Would seem to be well nigh impossible. 'But the Brit' ish consul reports that It la a common practice In Slam, says the London MatL There the huge quadrupeds are em ployed In the. teak forests and fre quently disappear. One British firm last year bewailed the loss of a doion. and reported that a many mors were stolen from their contractors.' Another firm lost nine, only three of which were recovered. As the average of the ele phants Is about f 1.000 a head, the con sul naturally enlarges on the serious ness of the matter, - What Is annoying about It Is that the ofrlclala are Indif ferent and If one of the missing oreat- ures Is recovered, at all tt Is only by means of a search- party organised for the purpose. ' , Concerning . Odors. ' A generous lump of soda placed In pots and pana In which4 fish, cabbage, onions, and other strong-smelling foods have been cooked, will make them smell sweet and clean. A teaspoonful of vinegar boiling on the store "will counteract the small of strong food. ... A teaspoonrul of ground cloves on a few hot coals will produce the same result ' '',: ' , A sponge placed in a saucer of boil ing hot water, tn which has been added a teaspoonrul or oil of lavender, gives a fragrance of violets to a room In which It Is placed. . Files will not re main where th odor of oil-of laven der Is. s .v'-- . - . "'.; - A stale crust-of bread boiled with cabbage . will absorb the disagreeable Odor. ' ' A large lump of charcoal tn a refrig erator will prevent a musty smell: A pound of copperas dissolved tn boil ing water. If pourod Into drain pipes, will dissolve the grease and other im purities. An onion breath may be gotten rid of, by swallowing a mouthful of vinegar or drinking half a cup of hot water In which a pinch, of baking soda has been dissolved. A few rooulhfuls orHnwaterror- "ew drops of the tincture of myrrh, la tumbler of Water will sweeten an un pleasant breath, and a small, piece of orris root. If chewed, will give a violet odor to the breath. . Woman's Influence in Politics From th Chicago Trlb"une -The women who "fought for their rights" at th doors of parliament a few day ago and were carried away shriek ing andatxuggling . Jnth clutchf ot policemen may well consider tneir ex periences ss contrasted with th for tune -of their more dlplomatlo and more efficient slater. When so valiant a Briton asDr. Magulr declare openly that England -1 a "pettlooat-rtdden country," h evldently-has not In-mlnd th women who are seeking the rlgnt of suffrage, but the more favored of their' sex who pull th string that con trol th government. ' Much ha been said at on time or another in reference to th hand that rocks th cradle, and In all civil Ud na tion th influence of woman ha been properly recognised by ' orator - and poets. . But It might be protested by the Englishwoman of thl decade that while the England of Edward VII Is as much controlled by women as th Eng land of Charles II or th Franc of Louis XV there la still lacking that peculiarly agreeable distribution of feminine Influence essential to th wel fare of the nation. The form of petti coat government that 1 eonflned to an lfiUgarchyDrpnePr.tWpampered fa vorites does not rspresent the feminine Idea of women' sphere of usefulness, and. while the discomfited suffragists of England may learn something from the smooth ways and method of suc cessful petticoat rule, they are not pre pared to admit that thl manner of run ning a government adds to th toy and advancement of .womanhood In general. A more creditable exposition of th cower of woman' Influence ha been made recently In a Pennsylvania town where a certain politician set out to ob tain the postmastershlp. Bo objeottos. able waa he to th local feminine thought that th women asserted their domestlo authority and compelled their husbands and son to lgn th petition of the man of their choice, whereupon th. discomfited politician retired from the- race: In this lnttane the - unloa of women easily and effectively aocom pHshed the object In view, though It Is not to be asserted wltn eonridenc that in every case th victory would be ob tained 0 easily. Bo It would seem that women can draw both from England and Pen nay 1 vanla much solace for their . wounded pride, and may content tbemselvsa for th moment with th reflection that woman govern, whether directly or in directly. Eventually women may ae outre that larger liberty In all parte of Kurope and America that will assure to them general responsible participa tion in the affair of State, but their present condition I, not o hopeless or helpless a to bring forth groan of de spair. ' ,. Another Fake Cartoon. From th Albany Democrat The Oregonian I trying to creete prejudice by publishing a cartoon rep. resenting that th eastern brewers ar boycotting Oregon hops because some of th counties of. the state went dry. All of which Is th worst. kind of rot. It Is a big a fake cartoon ss the re cent one libeling W. M. Ladd. The author 1 evidently ashamed of himself, for he falls to sign hi nam according to custom. Th eastern bopman gets hi hops wherever he oan secure them at a satisfactory price, that's all, and Is paylns; no attention at all to th lo cation of their consignment. Of oours Mr. Harriman at u tell th government Just what ought to b Aon or rather not don. , .Letters Trom the eopleT Th ChryaathTamji of Salem, Or- Nov. St. To th Editor of Th Journal Seeing mention In The Sunday Journal of th large chrysan themum grown by om on In Junc tion Cl tv, I took occasion to measure soma very cholc one w hav In our garden, and find that I hav on which stands exaotly I feet high, with SS buds and blossom an it, and, another t feat high with IS. The blooms that are out on' both these chrysanthemum are perfect, and the bud coming on prom lse equally a, well. We -have tnlnnea both of the somewhat, but are unable to state how. many bud we hav re moved. 'Theft are probably three or rour otntr that measure ever six reet. . ... r. A. WIGGINS. fc - Coatroversy afore (TkaiatUalty. Portland, Nov. 18 To th Editor of Th Journal J. C. Proe.bstel.tn answer to-Albert ' Johnson says:- "Christian faith and worship are not proved by any scientific demonstration, and that everyuting nas m pint uod nee . a plrlt," to, ' ' i Christian faith and worship are mat ter of personal belief and practice, and are only aclentiflo according to practice. Pur: Christianity 1 aclen tiflo to a high degree In It demonstra tions. For Instance, 'th soleno of Christian healing of sin. sickness and disease through mind, la a direct dem onstration of aclentiflo Christianity. It la applied (dance. If we read the Nw Testament understandings and are guided solely by it teaching (f we really and truly "walk In his steps," and follow the practice of Jesus and hi apostles, we must conclude that the commandment to "heal th sick," not with " drugs, ibutT with " th"power of Christian understanding, la- lust a binding today aa In th past ages, be cause truth I th same today aa In all um. .-. - .v - ' - A Strang thing In modern Crrrlatl- antty ,1a that neither preacher - nor laymen believe that God has power to heal disease. It Is admitted that he can forgive sin. but when It come to sickness or disease, God 1 mistrusted, and drug are relied on. 'And yet the command I plaint "If any of you are sick, go to the elder of th church; th prayer of faith shall aav the Ick." Th samaC power 1 ,ln th churches to day if they would' us It. But. from lack of understanding, those who preach that God Is all powerfud, shew a strange Inconsistency In no going to Him In Um or need, but in-calling In the good doctor, who usually does th best he can according to his under standing. Why, th plainest thing In the life and teaching of th Natarene Is the determination and deal re that all hi follower ahould heal th sick. Those who will read for themselves and rely on their own Judgment aa to what the book teaches, will be forced .to confess that th Christianity of Jesus must heal the alck. does heal the sick, as well as the sinner. This proposition Is too plain to be debatable. . . ' ' As a theological student of "the "relig ions of the world, I find the best defi nition of God in Mrs. Eddy's "Science and Health,-Wltbr-Key-ta-th Scrip tures." 'If reads thus: "God I divine principle, euprem In corporeal being, mind, spirit, soul, Ufa, truth, love. These terms refer to on absolute God, - Th term soul or spirits Is as Improper aa th term gods. Soul, or spirit signifies dslty. , . There I no finite soul or spirit ' Science reveal spirit, sou, aa not In the body, and God I not IfTTnanrottrirTe mClfedTyTan.'" " spirit, soul, i not confined In man, and is never in matter. If soul sinned It would be mortal; for ln 1 mortality' elft Inasmuch as It kill itself. Error rmjst be mortal being th antipodes of truth, U truth 1 immortal, because soul la Immortal, soul cannot slrl. for sin 1 not th eternal verity of being." Brother Proebstel should read th book, not - for the - purpose of -picking flaws, but for Information. It la. a good book, filled with th essence of true Christianity, love for all mankind. It converted me from Intense Infidelity to a belief in th Bible and Christian ity, which I was bitter against. If read without prejudice, sacking for th good in tt, it will aot fall to make th reader healthier and better morally. Now, th book which elevates and Chris tianises mankind, - no difference - who th author, should be kindly, lovingly received by all who profess Christian ity. ' Creed are nothing. They are all man-made, of earthly origin, and are mostly opinion of men. But love, truth, God are Immortal. Pity th gos pel of lore I not th universal slogan Instead of th gospel of creeds. What- U- needed la thla-age--ia not controversy, but more real Christian lov for Christian people, more work for principle and lea theological hair splitting on point of doctrine. TJnlty of all churches, of all Christian I needed. A-universal creed I needed, founded on th fatherhood Of God and th brotherhood of man. No wonder th world is rank with Infidelity and distrust of th churches, when there ar several hundred different creed all In violent controversy en disputed scriptural texU whloh make their creed. ,:. What 1 needed 1 fewer churches, hotter Christiana, and abov all, mor charity. It doesn't make a thing o because w believe It to be so. There Is a lot to learn out In th aunllght of God' terriai truths What. 1 truth to on may bo error to another. It I best not to rely on th belief of other but to read th scripture undertandlrigly aen ior nimseu. J. H. DAVIS. Press Agents for, Government An entirely new feature ' In th big government maohln tn Washington, th departmental press agent, ha oom Into existence In th last fw year. It I growing. Th, reclamation service, which baa charge of gigantic federal Irrigation projects In th west, was th pioneer - When thl work was undertaken It vaat Importance and th million ts be expended mad It of national Intereat. But the nature of the work, th lan guage of It and all th detail ' were brand-new. Director Newell was over whelmed with Washington correspond ent and others seeking Information. It was hard to find tlm to do any work. In desperation, after many conferences on th subject, he solved th problem by giving a newspaper man an appointment and making him publicity agent. It worked well for all concerned. Olfford Plnchot followed by placing a press agent, a former newspaper writer, In tha forestry bureau for th diffusion of useful Information. Th agrlaultural department 1 thinking Of getting a preea agent to axplolt it work In Intel ligent fashion, and tn poatomc de partment n experimenting with "copy" telling about th adventure of post office Inspector and other departmental affair. The press agent title I not officially recognised, but he's In the ervlc and doing voluabl work, fll "OIRDSEYE 111 -M SMALL CHANGE. ..v:..1, 'a - Thar 1 never . ahortag of wis plaint. v. -.. -' .'', .-.. Football playar will kick, whatever th rules. -i- v,. . e e Help . make, th Cowltta suffsrers e ' .':' i-'. '! 'V' ;" ; thankful.' , . ... Mv! but thoae ancles look " good nougn to att. . .. . . f.. . ... " r. Make aura that tha noor hare cause for thankfulness. . ' A t.u ... .. 1 " , www, " " Iverna I no longer a phantom" ablp. Now Peary will hav "a Harm tlm rustling up funds for another expedi tion. . .'' -..'. ..A-. ', ' ' e "'. . '1 -. After the dlvoree Bonl .will probahlx fall "madly" In lov with hi former wife.-. ' ,.. ...... Mr. Bryan ; la a man who seldom needs to be told to look pleasant by th photographer. . i . WW - Bonl says h cannot live without hi wife. Th worst thing about thl 1 that Jt Isn't ao. ' - .. ; f w w. ' t - It win a-et ao after" whll that tha least exhibition of 111 humor will b a caus for dlvorc. l ' Wa. h.( tA fa ' mmwwimA ' tiArharia Bourke" Cock ran will keep a . llttl traigbter politically. . ; v -i , ,f f . e .e ; . Thanksgiving will k ' celebrated by football game and some other exer cises not worth mentioning.. . i - e .'- ! i, -. Just In order to keep up PltUburs reputation, a millionaire woman of that town ts years old ran away , to marry. -,;'..,... l '...' Anthony Comatock aya Adsm hid be hind th skirts of Eve. how eould a fellow a amall aa that hav eaten a Hood River applaf ' w' No wooder Lawyer Clin plead ym- pathetically ' for Grandpa Rockefeller; according to pictures of him Clln hasn't a hair on Ma head either. ... ... '! - . f ... . i .... ' '. I do admire you o. -'''".- ' : Suggested Stgnor Caruso; But tba lady' wrath up flaw ao. . ' That th cop sard. "I'll do ao," And to Jal want Caruso.. -.. ' ..',' e e . '.- ' If om stor would msk a window display , of Oregon naturally red cheeked girls, the police force would have to be Increased to keep th adja cent streets open. - ' . . A ship that la buffeted by 'mountain wave and fierce wind for a month and comes safely into port 1 bettter than two ship . ashore on CJatsop Beach, by Jink a. - . , . .. e . e j .. rTes, Adolphus, after examining your picture we admit that you hav a great amount of well ' disordered hair, but nevertheless eould not positively assure you that you ar th greatest pianist of th ag. ' ' - ; -' j - ' ',. :?,., 1 . e . .... . v ;. -' Llpton says God sends every man a good wife and h I watting for on to J be aent to him. sue in jorq expects a man to do a llttl rustling around; th wlvstnlfcOmwttliOttt asking f may hall from another source. - . ' e ' , Of cour' that Boston boy who can speak four Unguagea and la away up In mathematie and physics. I etoop houldered, pale, wears double-lens eye glasses and I already old. The law pro vide no punishment to fit th crime of hi father, who Is a physician. BaaBBaaaaaBaaa Hearst and tke N ational Democracy From th Atlanta Journal. Th reason for the abaorblng Interest In tha New York election thl year waa but th recognition of th fact of tha Importance of that doubtful state with Its large electoral tote In any national contest. The successful candidate fer th governorship at one become a na tional figure. It Is only fair to say that In thl Instance th defeated candidate waa already a national Ogur. . He ha accomplished thl much, how ever, that he 1 no lunger regarded any where a a mere nonentity with a for tuns, a mere hirer and - uaar -of -Other people' brslns. HI candidacy for thl high office In hi own slat ha resulted In bringing out th fact In hi llf that go to correct that estimate of th man. He la a fore to b reckoned with In th political future of th country so long aa he shall la teres t hlmlf in polttlee. And thl program Is a popular one. it was a more conservative on than tb platform on which h ran for th mayoralty of New York City. - It ap pealed to th . elements of discontent, but tt did much more than that- New York was with him and th country 1 largely with blm on th question of th regulation - and control of th great corporations which hav virtually be come monopolies, on tb right of th publlo wher public utilities ar eon oarned. and. government fxncnl,ee ar bestowed But th more we admit on thla Jlne'th mora It I evident that Hearst th personality waa defeated and not th Hearst movement which h ba oome largely identified in th popular mind with th anti-trust movement. - Th election of th .remainder of tb Democ ratio ticket Is proof positive that this was a 'Democrat's year In New York. Not ven Mr. Hughes, almost th only Republican asset in New York stkte with a record for hostility to cor ruption, could hav pulled th Republi can prty through. uhdr ordinary con dition. , " , ............. . . . Any good Democrat with th help of th Hearst following could hav won aa the other candidate beside himself 00 the Democratic ticket did win thl year. But it was also tru that any Demo crat could have ' been defeated with Hearst running an Independent. That waa th whip that Hear! held over th head of th Democracy. And th danger waa. though It turn out to hav been mor supposed thn real. tht th Democratic party would hav been third In the rec. It would hav lost-tb emblem, even th rlghtHO appoint emo tion official, as on of th two great parties of th state. But th fact remain that whll Hearst had It In hi power to elect or defeat any good Democratic candidate -jian himself, he could not lct himself. . he lesson should b plain enough to be read by him who runs, either In n election or a foot rsce. Th method that ar sometime adopted to win a nomination ar th very one that lsd to a defeat In aa lcUon, , . , . . ' 1 VIEWS TIMELY TOPICS OREGON SIDELIGHT. . Medford confidently expect an ampl supply of artesian water. : V ' .." ' ''':' e ;. e i ' If -I believed by resident that ther ' Is oil Jrt. paying quantities near Dufur. Lakevtew I confidant of a railroad In ; th near future, .and then of ' boom. (-' . . ,' . ., . '-,' '. i",. . t . ' No lees than eight tires were set la Lalts-vlew by some dastardly miscreant wltblo two weeks. . . .-. , . . -, .-. .. . :? Fiv millionaire hav been' In Jack son eounty bunting bear. . They got only on, and no bull. -. ..' .; r ... , -'.'..i.i...; j. X '-:-: a : t:.T-s.!.-'.-.- r : 7-.V. ' Aa unlimited .quantity and 'superior uallty of building granite I to be found tn Rogu river valley. . ' 4 , - Th Aurora Boreal Is -refuse Portland and also Oregon City ads, believing home merchant should be .patronised. Th BHanley-Smlth Lumber company at Green Point will subdivide and put on th market S.OQt acre of fruit land. ..' . " .;. e ' - : A Redmond woman while creasing a fill met a big bob cat, which wouldn't "shoo,"- so she had to retreat and go ' around by tba road. .'-. v " a ''. '..':, A' eougar that had carried' off several sheep was killed nesr Gild In Douglaa ' oounty. Timber wolves are becoming numerous thereabout. ; . .rri".. . T., . It la- demonstrated - that ' th coal mine between Ashland and Medford I genuine and permanent; coal can . be mined for 71 oents a ton. .... . .v, r i-t' .' -. 'A Coti man will put out a new Cherry orchard 'of 1,000 ! trees nsxt spring. He already has a largo orchard that thla year yielded S!I per acre. v ' . a.'-.. ' ' Mosler apple ar going; to New York a fast aa they can be loaded. ' where they have been eold and ar bringing th highest pric ever paid for Spltsa' and Newtowna In Wasco, county. ' .. . ' 1 ' :i ' ' ' ' '" : From the 'number of new 1 buggies recehtly purohased by young man In this community it I evident that ther will soon be no old maids near Holley. ay th Holley correspondent of . th Brownsville Times. . ' - : '- ;'' Builder wanting big blocka'of fin, granite ahould com to Wallowa coun ty, aaya th News, and ee tha great mountalna of grdy, mlcacoa. blue and white, rose and white granite In waiting for th mason's chisel. ," .'.'. '' '' ' ' ' ''';'''r , A Phoenix man, from eight cow, two of them 1-year-olds, obtained products. that yielded 9S in October. For th. year ending November 1 h received for cream-U64.lt. beside having plenty of. milk, cream and butter for family us and akimmllk for pig. - ' ; ' .' . , .', '.' Hood River and valley ar growing rapidly and property la constantly in ereoalng In value, due not entirely, says th News-Letter, "to th . unequaled fruit produced In the valley, but may also be In part attributed to th energy, publlo spirit and progression ess of our. farmers and business man. , 1 ... ' .-.. . ;..4- - e . :;;..' The output of potatoes from Grand Rond valley for hlpraent will be about 100 carload. Th cost of production 1 figured at $11.50, and" the 'averse net return 1 about 127. SO per aore. On man near Cov dug 10 sacks from one acre, worth list. On aix-acro field yielded too cke an aero. A politician who Und before th -pooplo a a reformtr of axlstlng abuse must need be mora particular In .hl- . politloal methoda than a candidate who do not pretend to be in th ranks of , . reform. . Th Buffalo convention waa at heart aa antl-Hearat convention. The ' unit rule waa remorse! y enforced by .' Tammany. ... Th convention waa organ-. Isd In th Interests of Hearst Whole 1 delegations elected as antl-Hearat - -Democrat wr ruthlessly depled their--eata and thoae aeate jnven to th de- . f eats d rmlnortty. Then -he- wa -nomi- nated, by th grace or Murphy, with r .' Bourk Cockran declaring that he pre ferred riot to rottenness - and Senator ' Grady affirming that he had don the dirtiest days work of . hla Ufa - - If . ... r .. Haarat could hav obtained the.noml- , nation by mean that did not divide rather than unit th .Democracy, he , , would hav won. , . " i ' Th campaign also had Ita blunders heaped on blunders. Mr. Hearst Invited party disloyalty throughout th ' cam- ' paign. And hi paper attacked many " a man whom th Democracy ha de- lighted to honor, Just as they hav at- tacked other Democrats of national ' fama, such a John Sharp Williams, ; Senator Bailey and a host of others. . Th result waa, not merely that Hearst' waa.dafaatod.but that h . ran. bhJnd hi tlckt vr S0.O0O vott. ',''.. ' It I Impoastbl to bellev that the am result would not fellow hi nomi nation for th presidency. The Democ racy would be marked for th worst de- feat In It history If Hearst should ' . fore hi nomination In 1I0S. No man. who fought sincerely for th national ticket In 104 would fail to , remember th Hearst opposition to that -ticket. And th present personal distrust of Mr. Hear", In th south, In th west, as '. well In Nw York," deserved or un deserved, th distrust of hi sincerity ! "" tn advocating the reform in which, th people heartily bellev. would lead to . hi overwhelming defeat. . ' . At the- same time, Mr. Hearst,, with hi 4,000,000 reader of hi paper,' with hi large and enthusiastic following, could probably defeat any other Demo- erat a he helped to defeat Parke. Hi advocacy of tb Democratic candidate nd platform would go far to fleet It. That la hi position, and it may a well bo frankly recognised.- - . Th Democratic party demand that any who ehalt b great within It hair" be It servant, not Its driver. You can drive th Democratic donkey to water, sometime, but yon can't tnak him drink. Mr. Hearst' present role a martyr I offset by th publlo estima tion of him fc a marplot, II has' that to 11 v down. That accomplished, service rendered, confidence ,. restored, ' . ' ther may be a real hope for tha -, furtheranr of hi htsheat ambition, which It I an' honor In Itself tor any. American t chart. ' , . . .