THE OREGON ; DAILY JOURNAL. PORTLAND, FRIDAY EVENING, NOVEIlSSIt ' 13, KZX
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Attends Elks' Blowout and Is
AwutTaVWhirHeil6ari
, : . and Sees There.
PLENTY, OF "SUDS" AND '
t AN ABUNDANCE OF "GRUB"
"Com in B rodder," Saya the Man
"t the Door, end Silent Jimfn Ac
cepu the Invitation and Haa the
: Time of HU Life. ,
; - 'Silent. Jimmy" the Venn? " plainly
elated over eometblng. , Hlaiweasened
face wae wreathed to smiles a Me
'rlead, the polica reporter, put la aa
: appearance in response to an-wrgeot
telephone message, v.''; - v
: "WelJ. James, what 4a-ltt Certainly
something ' Important, or ; yott wouldn't
'route ma out of bed,'; 0Tilt the aewa
. jieper man. i
Junta, with great "deliberation, shift-
ad hla quid of tobacco, tnruat ' nia
thumbs Into the armholee of hla frayed
waistcoat and batting hla left eye aald
in a etrange whisper, "t waa there,"
,- "Well, drop tola myatarloua maaaar
and tall ma the tale.' Where were you
and how did It happen f" asked the re
porter more to humor the thief, aa It
wae evident that Jimmy waa la a lo-
Auacioua mood and did not: need any
urging to unfold hla. atOry. - '-- "
; "Well, eull.. 1. waa da gueat of honor
at da Elk'a blowout." . . . ,
Tou, ' at the 'Elk'a etag social
don't believe It. - Tell me how It hap
pened. Did you get lalled for breaking
into the ante-room H
: "I don't anow wot reuse call it but
I wus 'at da gran' atunt and I didn't
. get Jugged. Me an' Benltor Lay Fullet
iwui da big guns of de eyenlnV'-replied
Jimmy with an air of great Importance.
, ' Telia Xow Zt Xappeaed.
v "It happened dla way, Yer know da t
de fly 4ulla ,haa been. awatchln' ma.
kinder affectionate eince I did ma bit
and dere'a bin no'ehanca to cop any
. ewag. Well, I apenda ma last dime
fur a, Jolt of .boose, and den I says to.
, -meelf, 'James, you've got to add to de
bank roll or tt'a de poorhouse fer you.'
J I heara a. bloka wot says aa he's goln'
to do Elk'a meetln" an I geta an Idea,
lie to de Elk'a, too, sea I. De cloak
room aoltonly should be good fer some
thin k.' ' :.. . ,. .. , . ':.':
j;Well4l- blows- round to de iuildln'
an' climbs in de elevator an' sea to de
jruy wot runs da cage, "To de- lodge
room'.' Dero wua no one in sight In de
'nail .an' I trlea one of de doors. .It
wusn-'t even locked and 1 turns da han
dle an' goes in. Well, hully smoke, J
hardly gets Into da 'room wen a guy
wid an open face vest grabs me by de
mitt an, sea Urudder, you're. walcum.'
Be shakes me duke kinder funny an' I
rememberin' about dem - lodge grips,
.wiggles me middle finger onct or twlct
lm' Ita s jv..,.,-f "! V, ... :
" 'Brwdder,' I aes-fca; j lets have V yer
af WeH, I balks at dat , Ter know
de bloke at- da pen wusn't particular
JU , iLX l-L-BB
TTPtn-ctnlector had an aeeamula
tlon of pennies.' . Ha told hla aoa he .
' wout J make "him a ,' present 1 ot the
-entire lot If he would put them In
boxes, the same number, la each box.''.
"There" wae an odd trombea of pen- j
nlea so that If ha put an equal num
ber In each of two bosea there would be one penny left over In a like man
. ner he figured on a. 4.-8;' 6, 7, , io. 11, M, II. 14, 15 Is, IT. Is. It, 10,
. II and 21 boxes, but in every case f he put an oqual number in each- box
there would be one (only one) penny' left over. The son gave It up and
told hla father he' thought It Impossible to perform the' feat. Hla father'
replied: "BKIDOOSS for you." ' The son then put the entire lot of pen
nles In 21, boxes, the same number in each box. How many pennies were
there?- V '-'' ""''"'. '. '''.'. v . .i
To make the problem plain! The entire number of pennlea waa a number, '
which If divided by any number from 2 to 22 Inclusive there will be a, re
malnder of one (only one) and If divided by IS there will be no remainder.'
Address all answers to mwna BDXTOB, The Journal, Portland. ,
a ;,. .i . Cnprrtsht W by C. C. Kallr. Chlfigo. ' ' ' : ' '
aa how ha cut me goldy locks but I
was game an' glvrTip.ma bonnet. .
Xaoortea to the XalL '
Jhitn X wua escorted to de gran' halL
An' aay, pal, yer could her" knocked me
down wid a fodder. It wua aottlnly
da awelleat nlump I wua aver In. Dey
gives me a aeat an' sea, 'Make yeraelf
at home, brudder.' Well, I aottlnly did.
I Jeat rolled back In de soft cushions
and pinched meaelf to aee if It wua all
real. Purty toon a awell bloke blows
aroun' wid a tray of de foaming stuff
aa yer ahould her . aeon - ma atow It
away.! . . ,.- - ' ..-
"Den a gny en de atoige says, -ah
you brudders will hev to dig,' and sure
wldoat a sTumble every guy la da hall
coughed up SO cents. Jest about die
time t gets, an- awful scars. Joa Day
and Andy ' Vaughn, da fly cops who
were bounced by de Mayor, passes me
at)', both' look kinder -hard ' at me.
Hully gee,' sea I to meaelf, now in a
goner.' But dey wus ao busy wai tin' on
de gueats dat dey passes ma up. .
,-'--' ,'''' Vd.-Oaes We&U 'Ba. ; i t, ?,' -Blmeby
two mugs in tights blow
in ter a four roun' contest; Dey wus
introduced as de Walsh Bros. Dey
fiddled aroun' fer a roun'-an" den Just-
fer atall I ses to de swell sit-in nex'
to me. Til not io to I'M at bruiser
wid de green sossege skins. . But no one
wanted de bet' It wus a tame mlxup,
but da crowd went wild. . i .
"Den Raymond Baldwin from da Ly
ric sings Da gud old V. B. A.,' wid a
bunch of magic lantern slides. Next
couple of pippins Wid da swelles
clothes I ever piped and a long guy
named Davoy did a song an dance. De
goils wua called de Dayton Bisters an'
say, dey aottlnly wus dreama.
?Af tarl.dat- number '4e. bloka . on de
atoige aaya "sura of you brudders blow
over to de Portland and pinch Senltor
Lay ' Fullet. In a few mlnutee ' dey
comes, back wid his nibs da senltor.
A swell named Mackay tntrodoocea hlra
as United States Senltor f rum Wiscon
sin. Do' aebltor den- peddles a -lot of
salve about de gran' place da Portland
Elka hes boilt an' a lot of loose talk
about de greatness 'of de ; order. I
solttnly agreed : wid' him -In everything
he aed-J Aftr all s gays hed -looked
de eenitoy' ove. and -Shook him by de
mlf day takes him' dowastalrs an'
Cracks a- basket' ef-da flaxy stuff. " r
"Two fellows from Pantagea named
.1. - -- - 1
Feeley does a gud rough house stunt
an'- de- crowd . hollers, fer more. Jeat
den de lights goes but and everyun'
sings 'Auld Lang Syne,' Some guy
den tolled a. bell 11 times and I think
Oat dere'a a fire alarm coming In, but
lfwua onlv de time fer da toast 'to da
absent brudders. ' Leo White from Pan
tages den sang Ts dere ' any room la
Heaven fer a little girt Ilka sne,' and
da - plcters on de sheet soltlnly made
me tlnk of home and mudder. - , ;
"A. bunch of gid-glove guy a come
aroun' wid a bunch of grub. Dera wua
hot dorga, pickles an' aoma awelt aand
wichea. De feed aottlnly hit xne In de
right spot. One of de brudders wid -a
tray aed to nve-fWoa't yer her sum ct
derTand 1 sea 'not fer ralnaqimms
soma more of de suds.' I noticed dat
dere wuxn't much older put away, A
bunch of dem movln' plcters came nex'
an' de show wua over. Kinder feelln'
aa . if I wus walkln' on one of dem
fairy clouds I red about when a kid,
I left de pjaoe. v Elka ara de real
candy." . . . . ,4,: :. . .
"I hope that yon didn't return the
hospitality shown you by stealing any
thing," said the police reporter.
."Say.; cull, V may be a dip, but I
knows wen I'm treated right. Aa de
gud book sex, "Don't bite de hand wot
feeds yer. Ha fer da nex Elka blow
out. Say, doea yer tlnk dey would
make ma a memberf , . v
Seen in
Portland Stores
Br A. S. Monroe.
"The expected is what generally happens."
The man who is always prepared always has
'. the advantage... , , , , r . w
What did your last cold cost you in worry,
'pain, loss of work and doctor's bills?
Here are Rain Proof
Coats at $10, $T5 C&$2p
AWei have them in form-fitting and loose
back, in solid colors and patterns; every gar
' ment guaranteed waterproof.
The kind of Overcoats we sell for $10, $15
and $20 is the kind any gentleman would wear
who appreciates style and value.
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GiLS KuhnPronv :
l Complete Outfitters for Men and BoyS
166-168 THIRD ST., NEAR MORRISON
, MOHAWK BLDG.
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A prominent writer 'and thinker tn
the east asserts that the great depart
ment atores are aecond only to the pub
lic achoola In Aheir educative influence
on foreigners; but why does be limit
this influence to torelgneTsT Where
can our own boys and girls and men
and women, for that matter get a bet
ter idea of the productions of ether
countries than can be- gained from a
visit to our stores.T That, ostrich dis
play now on at Olds, Wortman de King's,
for instance, showing the auoceaalve
steps In the ostrich feather's develop
ment from the era. to' its final point of.
destination atop my lady's picture hat
could a lesson In natural history . be
more interestingly toldT - And there's
a most curious and -beautiful rug.
loaned by Mrs. A. E. Rockey, made of
the breasta of ' nine ostriches. This
unique rug the only one of the kind in
Portland was secured by Mrs. Rockey
while-traveling - Jn South America at
which time she also came Into posses
sion of a bolus, a kind of lasso used by
the natives In catching "the . wild
ostriches. : This peculiar device is also
on display in the ostrich-window, and
will especially Interest the boys.
I'm not sure which caused the most
comment - In ' the - neighborhood of the'
still - unfinished - Swetland building the
enterprise of I. Aronson, the 'Jeweler,
in being the first merchant to get him
self established therein, or the wealth
of diamonds most artistically displayed
In hla new window. Waive beard con
siderable talk lately about diamonds
being . diacovered in California.. If a
noted geologist's theory, proves true
that the geological conditions of Cali
fornia are a rplle of those of South
America diamonds may, in time- come
within the reach of all of us. but at
present they are certainly a luxury en
joyed by the few.. Still, a cat may
iook ai a xing we can au giory in
them Just aa we do an Oregon sunset
from Council Crest' The now generally
popular platinum settings certainly
bring out the marvelous - lights and
tones in diamonds as gold has '.never
done. One diamond In particular, of a
decided pear shape, set In a man's ring
ot twined serpents la one of the most
uniquely beautiful pieces of Jewelry In
the entire collection. A' tiny watch the
die of ' a S-cent piece, . having perfect
works, 17 Jewels, and guaranteed as a
timekeeper, is another most Interesting
artlci'l found in this store, and testify
ing to the proprietor's enterprise in ob
taining It,, tor only ' 10 of these baby
watches are manufactured in an entire
year,. In America.. -.,
Fashion la a funny thing, 'and public
opinion haa more power than all the
dynamos of Christendom! . First, we
made everything with our .hands; then
Our inventive brains worked out me
chanlcal problems, and we learned to
make everything by machinery, at once
becomtnr ao htgh-totied that
wouldn't wear the old home-made arti
cles any mora, and now when we want
to be really hlgh-tonea we hark back to
an earlier day and demand the hand
made article! -That's -the grest drawing
card of the Knox hat about which we've
all heard ao much, and which la handled
for Portland buyere by Buffura Pen
dleton. . It's made by. hand every bit
of It; no hydraulic pressure shapes the
Knox hat And men make them; that a
another . unusual thing, for 'In what
other manufacturing line have women
failed to forge, their wayT -Men have
grown - rich and old making hate;
for this is one of the very oldest of the
now popular makes, Employes have re
tired In luxury to country estates
earaed by making Knos hate. : It's an
art to make a Knox hat; every hatter
can't . do it any more -than every
modiste can , make -Worthy gown;, and
that'a the secret of that exclusive,, well-
dressed feeling' a man has whan he's
wearing a i Knox, .which also goes' to
show that men are as susceptible jto'th
influence of sn idea as any woman who
ever gloried in possessing a sample of
the very, latest thing In headgear!,
DRUNKEN JAPS ACCUSED
OF CRIMINAL ASSAULT
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(neeUI IHuMtrh 'te The Ioernsl'.t
Pendleton, Or., Nov. II. A complaint
t mi m 1 1 ti n i im MnM
ha were working at Bingham Byrl&ks,'
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UNITEBv CBSA1S STOKE
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Fourtli , iand Washington iStreetd ;
The smokers of this city have made room
for it.
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UNITED Shield in other locations has set a
swift' pace we're bound to keep. '
The hew, store will "cover new ground in
our way. :-.:-: - z ' ;....-;-.r
Special Inducements and SouVcnirs
to Marie the Opening
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CIGAR . rSTOOES.
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has been' filed ' with District Attorney
Phelps Ijy ' Bectlon Foreman O'Leary.
Aoordtng to the. foreman, ho waa away
from-home Tuesday evening, leaving
hla wife and daughter and a son' alone
in the car in which they live. He aaya
the Japanese had been drinking and
while partly drunk entered the car.
They were . armed wlthlongknlves,
whlch'they brandished In a threatening
manner One of the Japanese at
tempted ' to eommtt a criminal assault
t.on the daughter, but was unsuccess
ful. ...... ...j... , , i..
People living near heard the tumult
and came to the rescue. The Japanese
were finally persuaded to leave. 1 Their
trial will be held shortly. ' ,
HOODOO ENGINE IS -
REPLACED BY "BETSY"
J (Special Plipatrli ta The leeraal.) '
Hlllsboro, Or, Nor. U. The Pacific
Railway A Navigation company, build
ing out of this city to Tillamook, yes
terday received their engine from the
Albtna, car shops.-It la an old Northern
Pacific- engine. No. 135, and waa aent
In 'a month ago and converted into an
oil burner, '.
The O. R. ft N. "hoodoo, No. 60,
which was doing service here while the
old engine, which was dubbed "Betsy."
waa being overhauled, waa returned to
Portland yesterday.- :, ,
' . Aatt-galeon Xreagne to XeeV
' Unl Speelst aTe.' -
. Bt Louis, Ma, "Nov. Officers Of
the Antl-Baloon Ieague of America are
In 8t Iouls to complete arrangements
for the national convention of the or
ganisation hers next week.- They expect
the convention to be the largest In point
of attendance that the league haa ever
held.
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FOOTIBALIl:
MILTNOMAH
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-WILLAMETTE;
CHAMPIONSHIP -GAME
Saturday, Nov. 17, 2:30 p. m.
Multnomah Field
Qeneral Admission, 50c
Ladies Tree to Grandstand
Perfection
Soldi on Merit.
J.A.F0LGER&C
. ,Hl6BtsMf $
SPICES i
; Always , the Same, V'
AifcigepsCo.
"t ' San 'Franctteo
Baker Theatre
k rfeeM Ksia ieoT.
Oresea Theatre Oe., Lessee
Oeerre U Beksr, Mtnkttt '
ef U
Oeaisaay,
. . TONIGHT ALL THIS WBBK,
- Tke creamlM Fare Oeeaea,r
aoet-HH xotnu.' . . , . .
A three-set bant ot Uashter. Mstinee Istardsy.
PRICK DreBln. t!i, lt, BOe Mat, W, tea.
i' ' ra'j1 te"Three geslien. .
Tbeuranu - i?
Week ef Vev. 1. ' . aiir Hesre. .
Xarfy fttoaaraS ; fteeerWVaimer.
Odnpaay in ' . BaI4 Baft'.
; AJTD 000" -, -V araadlaoepe, '
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LYRICTHEATRE
wxxx iionrra lomrtu u.
"Forty-Nine?
A BOMAMCn Of THH, SIBBBAt IH riTI
. ACT.
We- k of Ner. 1, wntrare or
Week of Nov. 16, aUOaT OT XMM TOVM
Week ef neveaWr 11. Phone Mils HtC.
, TUB ALLE.t STOCK COMPAMZ
. Presents
A Man of Mystery'
MeHaees Tseedsys, Thandars, Bstareaya aa4
onds,t 4.S0 p. . W.I adrolsstoa 10 sod SO
cents. Crery erenlng at t:lo;, prices 10, K
and M rente.' ,
. v. .Mast Wed-"relly as I." -;"
FREE! Moving Pictures
' A' Olnttom Takes foa a Thief.
Happenings la a sttreetoe. y, .
Xes Blame Waa BCand. '.
My Pncle's Testament.' ' " .
HARHY HUyMAM, '
Business Boomer, General Advertiser.
- Phone Main 1111.- Id Morrison,
' l;0 to l:te Sterz' Sveaing. '
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The Highest Degree
of style, workmanship and lasting quality la
put into the wearing apparel we show for men .
and young men. Manifold distinctive features-"
stamp our -' ,
Suits; Overcoats
and
jks .the, most- gracefuLand smartest garments -of
the season. Yet they cost no more than the
ordinary kind. Besides, our . part payment . ,
system privileges you to select and wear your
outfit and pay for samt later on in such small
weekly or monthly payments as you may deem
-- " convenient to yourself Sajr " - v
$1.00 a Week
Thrifty parents will find li to their interest to
, visit 6ur Children's Clothing Section
!Lastern Outfitting Co.
The Store Where Your Credit Is Good
WASHINGTON AND TENTH STREETS
EMPIRES TMQATR13 V
MatiMM Wednesdif aad letardsy, Wtrj KlgM
Tills Week The Ofest Westers Flay,
f AS TC10 W TEE EIllS ;
' , Bernlsr Inplre Price Will PrevsttV ;
Hut AtUaUe-'Vek'i Baa Sey." .
Fourth an4
Stark Sts.. .
Veye Trie, Daaetag VneetaHr, ' -
leal If rare.
PantagesThectre
Jters Trie,
i Tke kaiissjis. m
reir Brothats.
, ' Lee White, .1
Perfermanrm 4ilL
a aaii sua.
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Tke
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bss. aaailislea ie nail fm l ii
eentei buses, M eeat. Ttke say
wesfe-aajr aMUaeea let W eeata.
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