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Even ' if viewed from a purely selfish standpoint, the allowance should be adequate, for Oregon can divide the fruits of the fair almost equally with Washington. If our showing be all that it is posJ ible to make it, few of the 250.000 easterners expected at the fair will re turn home without first seeing Port land and a part, if hot all of Oregon. From the selfish standpoint it is es sential that our efforts at Seattle should be amply financed and that whatever1 we go' about in. the prem ises, wedo intelligently and liberally, i Great things are to come to two or r t hree northwest tatet asiruit pi this , fair. We see in a greater Portland and a swiftly jgrowing Oregon-fruits of the Lewis and Clark exposition. But the possibilities of the Seattle ex position are even greater. To edu cate the world as to the immensity of 'Alaska is its main purpose. Even our own people do not realize the im portance and .yalue; of this -splendid purchase, made by Secretary Seward in 1867. . . - " -.' ; Alaska is a. territory eight times as large at Oregon, two. and a half timea at large as Texas and 500 times as targe as Rhode Island. ' It pro duced $16,000,000 in gold ; last .' year and is richer m surface copper than ny other region on the earth.. Its fisheries, according .' to , the govern ment statement, are the richest on the globe. It bas a forest wealth so im mense that only hints of its greatness . are obtainable, '.The whole region is " so vast, so undeveloped and so unex plored that it will be far in the future before knowledge of its great pos sibilities will be at hand. It it because of this ' wealth of 'Alaska that Oregon should be a party to its exploitation- and development' ' Its development means the calling on the northwest states for more and , more of food supplies and manufac tures. Though not destitute of agri cultural resources, the region must draw on the northwest for flouri hay, grain, meats, dairy products, clothing, blankets, machinery and a hundred other products and manufactures. These, Oregon farmers, orchardists, dairymen, artisans and tradesmen will want to furnish, and herein, as well as in the exploitation of our own fair state, lies a powerful reason for ns to, be broadminded ' and generous when we come to deal with the Seat tle exposition. ' -a A METER SYSTEM NEEDED. IHE MAYOR and others who viiinpiain or ine pre system of Portland have, suf ficient ground tor doing o. The sys tem is crude, inequitable, and rad- ' icalty wrong. Under it the average householder, the people living in small houses and using but little water, have to pay entirely too much, -while many people who use large amounts of unraetered water, .'and therefore use it extravagantly, pay tod" little. The burden should be more equitably distributed, and this can only be accomplished by meters on all service pipes. But "the plen proposed by the Toftland Free Water Users' asso- ; nation" is , also objectionable. It ' would, make property owners pay' in proportion to the value of their prop erty, regardless of the ' amoVnt of water, used, br whether they used any. This would not be just, except from a purely socialistic point of view, any more . than to provide everybody with free fuel, free Unlit, or free transportation,, at the public expense.' Even, those who believe in the single tax theory, taxing land val ues only, as. The Journal does the oretically, are inconsistent in advocat ing the maintenance of a water sys tem mholly .by property , taxati6n. Would it be fair or just for the prop erty owner who uses no water, or who uses ' it only in necessary amounts, to have to pay for the waste and extravagance of Others?. And this query is accentuated by the un- doubted fact lhat a great many people will willfully if not maliciously waste anything that other people provide and pay for. ' Some people , would even injure' themselves a little in or der to increase others' expenses.- Be, sides, this system would add another inducement .to tax-dodging,, which, is to be avoided if possible. There Is even a higher and broader ground for .'opposing this plan, and that its paternal feature, the giving of something valuable without requir ing any equivalent. This is utterly undemocratic. It is similar in prin ciple, though not in operation, to the protection system. It is calculated to undermine character, to sap manhood or manliness, to encourage the al ready too prevalent vice of trying. to live off others, to become parasites, which in however small' a way is to be "discouraged. ' . , ." Yet the ideal system will take care to protect the humble householders, the small water users. A minimum rate of say 50 cents a month should be established, everybody having a service pipe to pay at least that much. It can The veryhearlydemonstrated that the average small householder would have to pay not much if any more than this. . The cost of' water to him could be . reduced perhaps one half from present charges.: Then by a complete meter system charge all water users for the water they ac tually1 consume, the rate per 1,000 gallon's being calculated to make the system self-supporting, and to pay interest, repairs, etc ihe cost 01 new mains and exten sions could be defrayed either by as sessment on abutting property, by a general tax levy on the whole city or by district taxation. ! BythiajnethotLeYeTybodjLWciuld be required to pay nearly in propor tion to the amount of water each con sumed,' but the waste of water would be checked. People would not be, ex travagant with it And the moderate water users would find that their water tax would be much less than it is now, and at the same time, the plant would yield an ample income for all its purposes. This is not a matter of vague conjecture, for. the benefits of a meter system, both to the .small consumer and the munic ipality, ' have been 'demonstrated in other places.- .' ' '. The Portland water system needs reforming badly, no doubt, but while reforming it the work should be done right, and on the broad principles of "equal rights to all and Special priv ileges to none" and a "square deal," which would not be the case under Mr.- Wagnon's .plan, a!thoughitr is presented in utmost sincerity. The water system will never be reformed satisfactorily until a meter is required on every service pipe,, the expense of installation to be borne by, the lot owner, to whom the water is supplied. "CLASS HATRED." S SOON as a man who stands for and in his individuality really . . represents actual. specific, practical reforms becomes a candidate for a high office, in which he could and would 'do something reformatory, all his opponents, includ ing a lot of papers arid persons who have pretended to favor the same re forms, cry out against him that he is tryjng to make a class, issue, that he is inciting class hatred that. he is set ting one class against another, and they say this is very bad, vicious, dan gerous, and reprehensible. The fact is that such people and newspapers are hypocrites; they desire no re form; they hope to continue to fool he hypocrites'-gaitrand the .people's hurt. No( sooner does Bryan or Hearst scratch through ' the hide of pluto cratic plunderer of the common peo ple and show him up than his organs and candidates begin to shout: "This will not do; the reformer is trying to arouse class hatred." If the real, genuine reformer attack these colos sal grafters and the 'meansby which they gained their millions, you will find the journalistic and political hypocrites exclaiming with one Voice: "This "terrible mischief-maker is ac cusing and abusing these men be cause they are richer than the ma jority, Is inciting the hatred, of the poor against the rich." They all know better;that no attack: is, waJfe upoh wealth hornestfy gahved'-f- upon men who from greater talents or es pecial natural, advantages r fortui tously have amassed wealth; that a certain "class" of rich men are at tacked because they are grafters, e. g., thieves, and beneficiaries of un just lsws for. which they are largely responsible; yet to .divert attention and fool as many people as possible the "class" cry is raised just. as soon as any teal reformer opens his mouth or lift his fingefjj . Nobody who is worth listening to or who can get t bearing tries to in-, A Little Out "THINGS PRINTED TO READ WHILE YOU '. General Funaton's Birthday. Brljradlrr-aneral FrJ Punaton - was born In Ohio November . lHttfi. When h i rr old Mi family removed to Kioni and the. future aenermt received hi education at the hiah erhool of Iola and the Kahaaa State unlverelty. He did not' graduate from the last-named Institution, however, but left It to take up newspaper work In Kansas City. . In l&M ha joined the revolutionists la Cuba and fought IS months. At the outbreak of the war with Spain he returned to the United States and was commissionea colonel In the Twentieth Kansas volun teers: It was In the Philippine, where he went after the Spanish war; that the Incident occurred that won htm . fame and promotion to hlh rank In the army. At Calumplt tie crossed, the Bio Grande river on a small bamboo raft In the face of heavy ' fire and established a rope ferry by means of which the united States troops were enabled to cross and In the battle. For this deed he was promoted to the rank of ttrtsadrer-a-eifi era I. " He headed the expedition that re sulted In "the capture of Agulnaldo. November 9 in HiatOrr. ' f T ' J ; IMS-Smlth Thompson of New York be came secretary of the navy. 1W1 King Edward VII of Greet Britain born. ISfiS General Frederick Funston born. 1S7S Steamer City of Waco burned oft Galveston bar. ... . 1390 Revolt aaalnst President Bog-ran n. Honduras suppressed. 1881 The prince of Wales celebrated his 80th birthday. . 1899 Admiral George Dewey married to Mrs. Mildred M. Hasen at Washington, District of Columbia. .. . IMS British squadron, commanded by Prince Louis of Bat ten berg, visited New Tork. . Philosophy of a Dyspeptic. The older a man arows the more chance he has of being found out. Vove ls the landlord of our castles In the air. 1 The fellow who always agree with you expects to be paid. , Borne people never atop to think, and wouldn't think If they did.- When a man lose his enthusiasm his opportunities begin to' shrink. - If you want things to come your way you must go after them. A root and his money are aoon parted, and many there be 'who want a part. Borrow trouble and you will be In debt all your life. A man and' hi wife are one, and there are no two way about It. He who yield ts temptation Is gen erally looking for the chance. Ages In the Animal' Kingdom. A great variance as to Isngth of life appear .among different animal. Some Insect live for only a few hour, while fish, elephants and turtles are frequently cite the hatred of the masses for the rich merely because.they are rich. But if it be inciting class hatred to point out to the common people the men who are robbing them and the means by whkh it is done, then let class hatred be aroused. This claptrap about arousing class ' hatred every time a man tells the truth in the peo ple's interest is about as reasonable as to deprecate the inducement of classhalfed byeondemnation ; of highwaymen, burglars, train robbers. bank wreckers and anarchists. Must we speak very pleasantly of these fel lows, lest we arouse class hatred? And they are not more worthy of outspoken condemnation than some millionaire grafters in politics. Of course if there is to be a Fili pino congress Mr,.Taft will have to go over to run it. John Coyle's Valiant SouL From th St. Paul New. Do you regard your lot in life aa a hard onef Do. you think you have not had a square deal? Do you rail at your fatoT Listen! ' John Coyle of De Moines ha only on arm.H lot one It waa th right one by accident. Th surgeons did not leave even a stump. But Coyl works every day In a aewer ditch, doe a much work aa any man on th Job more than some and get th asm wag of 11.75 per day. He know nothing about the law of the survival of th fittest, or if he does, made no moan about It. A soon a he gnt-ovar-th amputation lie learned how pathetlo labors! to use his shoulders and left urm, and h make the dirt fly with the best of them. ' More about John Coyle: ' He not only makes a living for him self by hard work and decent living He supports with hi left arm, shoulder, pick and shovel an aged father and mother. , Most men In his place would have waited for an easy Job to turn Up,ror haunted th street corners, hat In hand, or asked society for help. But John Coyl hsd nerve and cour age and grim endeavor under hi vest. Like th soldier with broken sword, he fought on. . In the light of this man' high pur pose and achievement In rough, ought not you. with two good, strong arm, be ashamed of your eomplalnlngsT Unfortunately Mr. Carnegie's medal do not come to such noble souls a John Coyle. But, Just the same wsrp and woof or his valiant soul, h I mad of hero stuff. --Kh-Sht Wanted' . -f A MasKaehunett msn, "prominent 'irl philanthropic circles, tell of a poor lit tle waif who, together-withy some' fresh air fund children, wss one summer taken down to East Gloucester. , . Th man had wandered down on the rocks, and found In a quiet pise ths wslf sitting by herself, surveying the oreen with greet Interest. "Why, lltfle girl," said th philanthro pist, "you are entirely alone! Don't you want to play with the other childrenf "No, sir." wa th reply, "i d rather look At-the, ovjean." "And whnt do you find to Interest you In 'the water?" "There's snrh a lot of It," responded th waif,, with quiet enthusiasm, "an' lt' th only time In ma life I've ever seed enough of anything.' of tke Common' WAIT. centenarians. 'The average life of th mosquito Is. three ..days. ..Toads usually live to the site of about 16 years, while carp have been known to reach 16S. Chicken live from. 13 to 16 years; dogs to the age of 10 and occasionally IS and parrots to extreme age.' Thee bird jiave been known to pass the age of ZOO years. Turtle are also frequently cent tenarlans, as are storks, and elepnsm are said, to reach the eg of too years. Whalss have been known to. live for 400 years. , vv. V ''.''. i-'. Birda at Surgeons. A". Soortsmen declare that game birds posiiess the faculty of skilfully dressing wounds and even setting bones, using their - own feathers for bandages. Authentle .Instances are. recorded of sportsmen having killed birds that ware recovering? from wound previously -re ceived, and In every case the old wound was neatly dressed with down piucaea from the stem feather and skilfully, ar ranged, no doubt by the beak of th birds. In some Instances a solid plaster was formed, eomi-leuly covering end protecting th wounded part, the feathers being netted togeiner, passing alternately under and above each other and rorming. o to spesk, a textile fabrlo of consider able power. , . ' , This la the Reason. . Why do clergymen habitually .' wear black? - - - ' ' - Because when Martin Luther. 1n 152, laid aside th habit of a monk and adopted the style of dress prevailing at the time, th elector of Saxony used to send to him from time to tiro piece of blaok cloth, that color then being fash ionable at court.. Luther's disciples thought because he wore black. It became them to do so, and thus It nam about that th clergy generally grew to re gard It a the only proper color for then to wear. , . . Eight Hundred Years Ago. . ft win fca raaflllv admitted that our hospital are a phase of life that Is ab solutely necessary to our existence as a civilised nation; bo country with any pretension to civilisation could, .In fact. An without them. The.nloneer 6f these noble Institutions was Bt. Bartholomew', at BmiUifleld. founded as long ago as 1123. by Raher, the prior or tne priory or a. n.pthAlnmn'i that edlolned: and. though- the first building has long gone, this pioneer hospital still stands after nearly 80S year on th sam sit. Marathl Proverbs.;' God take car of a blind man' now. Gather with both hands, spend with one. " " He took out hi eye and his headache wss relieved. Where the needle goes th thread wilt follow. A bore cannot be judged by hi saddle. On blUen by a snake tears even a rope. " rs-' ':iJ''' ' ' ' Letters From the ' V:-7 People , - , Ooaannlestlons intended tat pabllesttoa I this eoiusiB should be wrlttea oa one ! ef tne mdm enlr end sitt be br!f. Tne Journal unna m reapoesiniuty lot ue rpue ea sy eaatriootors. j Volttlo and Waterway. . - Portland. Nov. . To the Editor of The Journal Noticing In thl morning's Oregonian th fact of th resignation of the aecretary of th interior, Ethan Allan Hitchcock, and the possible ap pointment of James A. Osrfleld as bis successor, I deslj-e to bring to your no tice th following: In l0t Hiram D. Llnai of Chicago. Illinois, built an irrigation canal in th tat of Wyoming called the "Whalan Fan canal.' He expended about S140. 000, obtaining therefor a grant of 10, 000 acres of land from the stats of Wy oming. This land wa segregated by the United State government under the Carey act. ; Th water right -was fixed at 20 an acre, payable In ten equal yearly Installments. A he wa unable to finance to a successful Issue such an undertaking he applied to th Conti nental Trust company of Denver. Colo rado, which, on th report tof It finan clal expert, Ed H. Held, undertook to Issue bonds If th secretary could be secured. Th signature of Mr. Hitch cock waa secured and th government used th it mile of th Whalen Fall Canal company's ditch a th first sec tion of the "Pathfinder cane" Th water rat wa Increased from 120 to ISO an acre, and the financial ex pert of th Continental Trust company became th vice-president and general manager of the North Platte Valley Ca nal dt Colonisation company. He 1 now also th president of the Rawhide Ranch company, Wyncote, Wyoming, nd last May hsd about 100 acres of land al ready broken. It may be doubted whether th gov ernment Is as anxlou to open the semi-, arid lands of Wyoming to bona, fid homestead settler as it 1 to keep In touch with th politicians of Wyoming and Washington, D. C- ' All I know is that four power of at torney, which I sent from Pittsburg, Pennsylvania, and Wheeling, West Vir ginia, were never recorded, and that I found On my arrival at Cheyenne, Lara mie county, Wyoming, evidence of a dirty a steal of public domain a ever dlsgracsd the middle or the extreme west. Respectfully your. H. R. SIMPSON. Hard on a Drowning Man. Vleuxtemp. the famous : violinist, used to tell the following story;, When crossing London bridge on day, ' he wa suddenly brushed aside by a tatterdemalion who climbed the parapet and plunged Into the river. The foot passengers crowded around Imme diately to watch the unfortunate man a he roe o the surface, and In arrle some one shouted, "I'll bet he drown I" "Two. to one he'll swim ashore!" was the aas.tfef . - The rest ef th pedestrian JrHned in th betting. Mewnnme Vleuxtemp had rushed fown to . th river bank, sees red., a waterman and rowed out to th reectte. Just as the boatman wss about to reach' forth nd grasp th roor' f'llow, who by this time was floundering about In th water, having lost hi desire for death, th spectators sbove pried nut: "Leave him alone! There's a bet on It!" The oarsman drew back Into th boat', nd th unfortunate wretch ssnk before their eye. , . . ' . Don't Disobey Papa. Chicago Tribune. ' Miss Jarmer Papa ssys f mustn't see you any more. Toung Rpnonall Well, w mustn't disobey pupa. I'll turn the light a little lower tlii ... Pcnn Held Land .Lottery . The men who aided In founding this state, to whloh they, gave the name John, Thomas and Richard Pena. were not above holding a lottery to dlapoe of their lands, and they must have made a mighty good thing of It . Major Isaao M. Brown, secretary of Internal affair. in, going over om old papers in hi department found one ancient manu script, says the Harrlaburg correspond ent of th Philadelphia Record. -which proved to be a "Scheme of a Lottery for lon.ooo Acre of Lend In th Proving of Pennsylvania." - Th scheme was pro mulgated on July 13. 1T35. and read; The Honourable the Proprletariea of th Province of Pennsylvania, having considered a proposal mad to them for tne sale 01 on hundred thousand acre or land by way of Lottery, and finding that the same tends - to Improve and cultivate th Land, and consequently increas th Trad and Riches of this Province; and also considering that many families are through inadvertency etUed on land to which they hav no right, but by becoming adventurer In uch a' lottery may hav an opportunity of aecuring those Land and Settlements at an easier Rat to Themselves and their Posterity; hav therefor agreed: To sell by war of lottery on hundred thousand acre of Land, and estimate th sam at the settled prices of fifteen pound ten shillings, current money of th province, lor on hundred- acres. And that th earn be purchased by th aale of T.150 tjekcta at forty hil lings each, which amounts to fifteen hundred and fifty pounds. n prises in th lottery, for whleo th T.750 tickets were sold, war as follow: ' . -Aof 1.800 acre. let 1,600 acre. 10-of 1,000 acre. . - f e of toe acre. : -i 140 of too acre. 150 Of ,1100 acres. ' . 260 of 60 acre. 760 of 26 acres. 'Besides the above there waa a prise of 200 acre for th first number drawn and S00 acre for' the last number drawn, making 100.000 acres in all. Clement Plumsted. .Thnmae Lawrence. Charles Read. Thorn Graem and Pat rick Balrd were appointed to superintend the whole management of preparing th ticket and drawing the lottery. Ad venturer, or squatters, as they, would be .called now, were given th right, if they drew a pris. to keep th property iney originally squatted on. or they might select any other unoccupied lands. in American dollar th 11.610 would amount to $7,760, which at the present day would hardly purchase a good-sised farm in Pennsylvania, snuoh lssa 100.000 acres of land. There 1 no Indication in th lottery scheme aa to whr these land were located. Meanings of MVorJs Change "It may seem whimsical to attribute a quality of original sin to th dic tionary," says an eminent English phil ologist new In this eountryv "but there I certainly some tendency in words, a triers is In human nature, that la in the nature of degeneration." t - Through th ktndneaa ef th authority mentioned th writer I enabled to give th following Interesting example of word degeneracy: - A word come Into th world Ilk a babe. In a atate of innocence. Observe It a few centuries, or vn a few de .cade later, and th chance are that you will find It coarsened If not actual ly soiled. To take a' very slmpl and obvious Instance, on would aay that "knowledge" wa an Idea so definite and exoellent that It eould not take on any unworthy significance. Yet to say that a parson is "knowing" 1 not alwaya an unadulterated compliment: It ug gests wisdom plus certain other qual ltlee that had no place in th original meaning. Still more sad la th case of th word "ounnlng." atymoloaically Identical with "knowledge," but now so far removed from It that only student of languag know that they are re lated. Think, too, of our forefather' uphemlam for a witch "wlae woman," wis with wisdom a th "cunning" man Is learned with th knowledge of an Inferior world to this. . Th sam debasing lnfluenoe may b seen in such word "notorious." Thl word ha not gon vary far on th downward path, a has, for Instance, "enormity." but it has long since ac quired th specific meaning of fame in an evil sens. Ton can call an anarch ist notorious, but not a statesman. It la -only within recent times, probably sine th arrival of musical comedy, that th push has been given th word "suggestive." You max still speak with perfect correctness of s, "suggestive" book or a "suggestive sermon aa on charged with thought, but whan you speak of a "suggestive" play It 1 not aa a rul It Intellectual quality to which you wish to call attention. It I merely by th. differentiation of spelling, a modern Innovation, that th word 'Hiollday" has been saved from a similar, though not so sinister, double meaning. Quit analogoua la th ehang In th word "Imp." Did not Baeona "Pathway uhToPrayerali-air-rti Britishers to "prey for the preservation of the king's moat excellent majesty, and for th prosperous suooee of hi entirely beloved son Edward, that most angsllo tmpf" Cuttlefish Milk. . Does any one know that cuttlefish are eultlvated on farms te be mllkedT These cuttlefish farms are located on the coasts of Great Britain, and the cuttle fish r kept in tank or ponds, to b milked of their Ink. Th pond or tank I connected with the sea by a pip, and a thousand or more cuttles ar kept In a alnal on. ' -- . They form a most curious 4ght Sj thsy mov about, trailing their long arm and staring out of their bulging yes. They ar guarded by screen which prvnt them from being acaryd, for .If thy are suddenly .frightened they will squirt their milk into th water, and it would therefore b Inst. Thl fluid or milk I very valusble, and a cuttle will yield about 13 worth a yesr. It Is secreted in a hag which can he opened and closed at will, th cuttle ejecting the fluid to darken th water o that t may eane unseen when at tacked. ' . The best eutttoflsh are procured In China, wher for om reason or other they produce the best quslty of milk. When the farmer considers :t opportune to milk the cuttles, he proceeds by open ing the sluices of tu pond and gently agitating th water. Th euttlea, then awlm around th pone ana a oon as on passes through th alvioe I closed. Th cuttl passes down a small chan nel into a basin or metal receptacle, and a snrl a -t I securely there th water I drained Off. It I then frightened and at one squirts th fluid from th bag. Whsn it I exhausted It is lifted out. th milk is collected and the basin prepared tor another. 1 . ' 1 BIRDSEYE VIEWS -TIMELY-TOPICS ' SMALL CHANOtt. ; Good paving of atreeta ts prefltabl.' The1 turkey has his good time ' first. anyway. . 1 Mr. . Pish I giving Ahgler Harrlman quit good sport. Will Teddy nominate Hughe Instead ofxTaft for president! .-.X-.-.-;v :. ... x- Th president is de-llght4 with th result In Pennsylvania, v Little Rhddy ,lo got her back UP and elected a Democrat for governor. tt i small consolation for th man Who lost to think that h got big odds. Among various plecee of good nw i th report ths t Maris CorUI Isn't coming te the United State. . Many profeesed Democrats talk a good deal about "the Jeffersonlaa school" who ought to have gone to a grammar SchOot. . ., "What 1 whiskey?" asks aa xchang: Th definition of th "Invialbl spirit of win" 'given by I a go may de for an answer. ; Th man whose 1140 overcoat waa stolen from a . Portland hotel wishes now that he had contented himself with a 140 overcoat .,';.:'....;..' .' If Hughee had run-out in Nebraska. wher some Populists ar left, he might have received a few vote oa account of hi whisker. : . e e If the Astoria team can't kick the pigskin sphere victoriously, the Astoria newspapers - can do eons kicking and squsaling on lta account. , - . , Wherever. Sir Thomas Llptoa goes. th girl ar th loveliest anywhere.' He loves them all o much that he cannot decide on any on to marry. ' e e . Th Hartford man who offered to aell hi vot to th Republicans for tS cent with which to buy whiskey waa prop erly pulled. He wasn't dependable. .- ' e' e " " According to Mr. Harrlman. Mr. Flh la no gentleman beoauee h ma not keep a "business agreement." Mr. J. J. Hill is also in Mr. Harrlman' black book. If Mr. T. Gobbler were wise, he would take to th tall tree top and abstvln from food a much aa possible for th next two week, but ala for, him, he I ss foolish as scm people. It Is reported that a good many west ern corn raisers voted th prohibition ticket. Ana yet it na . lareiy , nen demonstrated that whiskey .can be mads of xorn cobs aa well aa or corn. A Chicago Institution Is called the Gammon . Theological - sohoet, ' and it new president announce that Adam wa th first man and Ev wa created from on of hi rib. But there ar heratlc why will say, "O, gammon." Tne Press Councils rVitli Japan Japan Too Easily Offended. rrom the Detroit Tfews.- It Is Just possible that an unnecea sary amount of consideration Is being given to the Japanee susceptibilities regarding the exclusion of their chil dren from th publlo schools of Sen Francisco which ar attended by the whit children thsre. and th tabllah meat of special school for them. -It la undoubtedly true that the American peo ple generally disapprove of th discrim ination, and would b glad to e it dis continued. ' But that I not to th point. If the children excluded are ettlsen of th United States, the Japanese na tion and government hav nothing te do with the ubject, and hav no right to complain, even though th parent of the children may one hav been subjects of th mikado. Thsy sr abso lutely subject to American Jurisdiction and must depend upon American law for the protection of their right. If, on th other hand, th parent and children In queetlon ar still alien, they hav no right In th school except uch a th ovrelgn tata of Califor nia may graciously afford them. Th federal government ha nothing to do with th matter, and though trestle become part of th law of th country, no treaty can amend the constitution of th union, under which each state I in uprem and sol control of its own chools. 1 ' It 1. therefore, something which may he regretted that California, or San Francisco, -haa .dlscrlmlnsted In the treatment of Japanes children rn th school, and It may be proper for Wash ington to express suetf regrettnthe Tor klo government, as Mr. Blain told th Italian government, on a similar oc casion, that th whol matter Is abo lutely . within the Jurisdiction , of the sovereign state of California. Japan may not b abl to understand thl. as Italy was not but tt is a vital lmnt In our system of government, and It cannot be. chsnged to pleasr all Asia. It never was changed to pleas all Europe.- .No Trouble With Japan. From th Birmingham Ledger. ' In th mstter of th Ban Frnolco schools, Jspan ha to mak a show of interest. It I due to her that she hve an explanation, but thst will be all. She will find that our mikado doe not med dle In tat, or city matters, unless, some greet principle Is Involved, or th; larger right of th cltlsen. linn FrnnnlBPO Blmnlv excludes all PU- Tlls not whit from th whit ehool. The Idea or separating races i noi nw, or unusual, or cruel. It is th most nat ural thing In th. world. It Is human nature. . , r , ' ; A Delicate Situation. From the Mlnnpnlla' Journal. Reader of th newspaper ar ac quainted with the feet that our. govern, ment haa been , taking extraordinary pln of lat to remove th friction be tween our country and Jspn growing out of th exclusion of JspSnese chil dren from publlo schools ronductsd for whit children In Ssn Frsncisoo, and out of th shooting of Jpn seal poach r In Bering sea, 1 - Neither of these Incidents tskea by themselves have' seemed to Justify th ctlvlty of our govrnmnt nd th ex traordinary action of th president In ending th crlry ef stat serosa th eontlnent to eompoaei those -minor difficulties. The theory that Japan Is IB , OREQONjSZDE LIGHTS. Bend. ' - '-- . Big agricultural possibilities In lakt eounty. , . .J'.'.". A Milton man has rained anme full . . dviopa peanuta . i, ; A fish ladder at the tTmnnnn iIm aam is touaiy aemandea ; 1 The little but lively 'town ef Halaea haa 11,617 la its treasury. .'...w..w,:.v, . .-' e ., ---i.'-Union county" apple Crop xceede all former onea by II or 10 per cent. . . - - - ' . , , . " i; ' t3 ..A 1 v ... -1 . - AtlttA AM In.lA.MM Vl.-.tk W.1I. a miiiion-oouar aasn and door rao- tory may be establlahsd en Coos Bay. : Th North Powder News has a new press, type, eto- and will b nrlntad : "all at homev',-.- Prosecution of the Upper' Klamath reclamation project I causing great ao- . tivuy around sonanaa. -. . -. .. . s- 1..:, ' Th Grand Rond valley haa Its first corn erib, near Cove, where a fermer naa raised 11 bushel of corn Per aore on It aorea. - . - ; - Eating too much aauerkraut nearly caused the de-th of J. F. Nswlln ef Klamath rails. H waa formerly school superintendent of Umatilla county. . A eonduotor en the Sumpwr Valley railroad rafuses to allow drunken men to get aboard the train at Sumpter, th money which they paid for ticket be- Ing refunded. . .... . .'. ,. . , '. - e . e -. - ; Sandlak - haa produced-- ever 1,004) bushels of cranberries this year, also about 100 bushels of fin onion and about 100 cases of cheese; -With good roads and transportation facllltl muon mor would b produced. . - . An exchange having asked for a few boxea of apples on subscription the , . Haines Record -Says: r'Befor the win ter is over the editor of the Reoord will ba glad to accept the boxea without the apples, unless the fuel famine' scare blowa over." Four unarmed men, bunting timber In - Lak county; encountered a female bear and two cubs; the latter climbed tree. f in moinvr muv iw ine man, iwu fought her with club whll twa went for gun; the latter became lost, the , other ran away after a long fight, and Mrs. Bear and her kid are sun alive and happy. . , e e Af tar several days' hunttng a cele- , . brmted old grissly ef th Dechuta re- . glon wu killed by two Bend men and' their doas. The bear has crossed the river twice eaoh year for II year, and many, a hunter baa tried In, vain to get. him. His track measured 14x1 inches, , hla forelege war 14, Inches around and . he weighed over 1,000 pounds, . Th dogs that worried htm hav trailed II bear, that hav been killed. .. " , . ; cT- seeking for some pretext for a break -with th United State rest upon th proposition that -Japan is still dlssatls fled with ths Portsmouth treaty, sore because of the infhienc of th United ; ' State In urging Japan to accept th terms Of that treaty and In alliance with England to deprive the United States of any advantages which we might ex- -pact , to enjoy in oriental trad by rea- -son of, our Pacific, front It is an Intensely interesting story; It possesses th element of probability and a an aspect of th situation Is . worthy of consideration and study. v .Japan and the. Color Line. - From th Boston Glob. ' -- Japan is taking probably ber first ' leescm In th principle of th constitu tton of th United State. The older treaty power of Europe have received, many lessons en th sum complex ub Jeot but It Is doubtf uj If they hav lesmed much. . Just now th government Bt Washing ton la doing Ua best to explsln to th Indignant government af Toklo that th president and congress could hav hail nothing to do with th exclusion .of Japanes children -from white orl4 -and th establishment of - seperate soheols for th Japan In the stats of California. The administration has to confees that If California should ref uen these little brown people admission t sny school at all th national authorl-. tie eould not atop It or even if th. ,' Callfornian should boll them In oil the national author! tlea oould do nothing toward th punishment of th offenders. 1 What Congress Won't Do. - From St. Louis Globe-Democrat ' , The California labor unlona ar rats -Ing an Issue for us which may. be em barrassing. 'Americana in general are not likely to become ao hostile to Japa nes Immigration as they were that of )the Chinese. Th Japanes ar leee V clennlsh than th Chine, they demand higher wage, and they make an at- tempt to live in th American style, so ' fsr ss their meana will allow; They do not gather in auoh larg number aa . th Chines In th great business can tars, but diffusa themselves through the T farming districts, AS th population of Japan Is only about an eighth as large a that of- China, th Japanes could never b so "much of a menaoe to u aa Immigrant aa th Chinese would be If the bsr against th latter were re moved. Congress, in . th eomlng see-. Ion. will be asked to psss an act abut- . ting out the Japanesa aa w hav al ready shut out th Chinese, but congress -will not pass sny such law. , N School Children and Missionaries, f ' From th Washington Stsr. v If th United State bar Japanass school children, Asia will again be won- . derlng why it should receive our mis sionaries. , ' Awful Responsibility. - From th Detroit Journal. Think 6t th responsibility of Ambas- , sedor Aokl in this Yankee-Jap spat , keeping Generals Oyama. and Funston, , out of ech other' halrl ', j '' 'i A Big ciri Now. : ; , v..; From th Washington Pot Japan Intimates thst sh ha paedT" th point which sh I willing to sit still and allow any nation te make fee at haa : . ' ' . l ( J ' ' .V. . . ' , - r '. m