f 1 1 uniiu'- ar - L-mmmm i mm - - -m OF 1HE JOURNAL Editorial Page i THE JOURNAL C. S. JaCKHON,. ..Pablbher raNIUwd err evealng (except .".mU. " every Hoiwiay morulas, at TUe ,KRfLf"J" V, - V II T H II 1IWUU VU.. ' (or traoMulutoa . rlaat Mtur. TCLIPUONKS. . FAIterta! Rwmbs, . . Office. .. ....aula 800 FOREIUN ADVBTIWNa BEPRB8EKTATIVB. . I.H ism mraei, vw - ' la-. Colors, '- -I Wuhecrlnttoa Twtm by mall to ear addren- to IM tUIMt tuM, Caaada er Mexlce. '. ; tAH.Y. ' iwm. m .J.es.oo i Oh xtfc. ....... I JO Om rt.......: 42-00 I On araitb... 1. DaiLx Any sunuai. Or- year.......,.T.OO I OM SMeth... .1 .S The hypocrite : would 'not put on the appearance of vir tue If it; was not the moat -proper means to gain lover- -. Addison. ".' 7 . .' v . '" ' J -Jetty and canal.. V IT .'IS now suggested, since it is ; probable-1 that the Jetty at the , , mouth of the Columbia will need ';. .all the money that congress is likely '.' to appropriate; for ; the . Columbia - river, and since up-country interest! ,y naturally demand that work on the Celila canaL be' not deferred, that the .'. state appropriate money with which -7 to continue work., on the -canal, so " that- all the appropriation can be used on the jetty. 'We will not now , discuss the advisability of such a step, 'farther than to say that if Oregon and , .' Portland, after atl they have done to ' - open the Columbia river, in dredging .the Jower river channel and in buying for the government the right of way V for' the canal and railroad and build ' - ing the portage railroad from Celilo neatly to , The. Dalles, have lo -help Uncle Sam to dig the canal, Washing ton and Idaho ought 'to help. The legislatures of the three states will be t- in session 'next winter at .the same time, and if any such, appropriation ; is made by Oregon ft should be conj difional on appropriations from these other states, which will be benefited .3 by 'the canal quite as much at Ore '", gon. i.- t ''' ' f ' It is represented that if the amount , likely to be obtained for the' Columbia ' ' river is divided, the work that can be done with the fractional appropria tion will practically' be thrown away, because the work will have, to'cease ; when the money is exhausted, and by i 4he time more money is available the Job will have to be done over again in t Urge part, as hap been the case here - tofore: 'Or, if the money Us saved till ( another appropriation is made, the ; -jeUyiately constructed will have been I largely," destroyed.; This is probably j - true, and being so the wonder is that f the government, being committed to both, these projects, will proceed in 1 this, penny-wise - and - pound Foolish . fashion.. Economy is th plea, but i surely there is po economy' in' this manner of, procedure.. : , Under this policy the government will not only delay for year -the Improvements 1. that are urgently '.'needed, but will throw away hundreds of .thousands of - ollarseedleaslyndtneVcusabry7 f It is this view of "the case, one that t every practical man must admit to be ' ' indisputably right, that thould .be pressed upon tl1. mn 'Jn congresl T- who will decide the matter. ' "1 . . .i j t ii '. ; --A Vain wapnino. r-' .. y ..'. ''I i ii v - r', c ; rTTHE New-York Press, an able V -1 al" Iel'n Republican news ' 'j' paper,, takes a, different view i ! Mr. Bryan's position on-govern-C ment ownership of railroads, and of ) the question ftself, from its contem f poraries of that party. The Press de- "l- clsres that Mr. Bryan has taken a ' popular" stand, and one that will be- com more so, "because the govern y.ment regulation which we now have 1 will njf'more than acratch the surface ;.of tbe1 evils of private ownership." - Extortion, the Press predicts, will go -on under the new law the same aa it '.j did before, monopolies will still be favored, syndicated railroads will re tain their power of commercial life and death oiref individuals and com munities, and in consequence people "will be won over in swarms to .the 5 Bryan idea, of government owner- ?'nip.-;v,-;Vir-.;- The only way to prevent this, the Press thinks, is to put through the ' next congress a iar. more radical and reliable measure of government con J trot , "This busmess," it says, "will ,Tiot wait.'- 'We think, that Mr." Bryan - has not struck his blow-at private r ownership a. day fod "soonl v Unless . ;the worthless -Hepburn act, is quickly ; displaced with a thoroughgoing pro- f ram of government control, includ- Ing the valuation of the railroads to jfjfix fair, charges, the present rate law will Itself be a far more eloquent plea for federalization pf the high ays than any Mr. Bryan can make. : rVls3. the. lulurc uX.(2ie.dcpaxUiunt of : ;. - . W,l justice to land a few big-rebaters in prison and to -make that practice as odious as robbing the mails. will swell daily' the army of converts' t6 the Bryan program," . V y, , 1 -mhy-casihef ewnf be T"cpntest between the government and the rail roads, as soon as the" government re fuses to be run by them; but, says the Press, "If private ownership persists in writing it if?!wif TeTmaTSi! 'oixirig them on the people through railroad lackeys in congress,, we believe with Mr. Bryan that tho voters two years hence, will commission a president to take the first steps toward govern ment ownership." , '" , " , This will be ignored or derided by the combined standpattera of all sorts, for' their greed and gluttony have blinded them, to the conse quences of their fatuous service of the people's enemies, but the Press may ere many years reprint its warning underj.; the CiptionV,: ;Wa told you so.' Several,, soldiers have sued pro- proprietors .of amusement resorts be cause the uniformed young men were not admitted or were ordered out, and their officers arc backing them up, insisting that Uncle Sam's uniform must be respected. But the cases will be better judged when the other side of the stories is told, and it is known how the . young men of war were bel having themselves " . -" ... ' v., - r Vice-President Fairbanks last night bubbled effervescently on the subject of government ' ownership of '. rail roads, which he terms "a radical de parture from the sound principles which have hitherto guided us." Mr. Fairbanks' idea of a sound principle relates entirely to something that has received the sanction of antiquity and the approbation of the United States senate. -- '' ; r - Whenivery. rich and ' strong 1 men acting as a corporation insolently transgress the law and injure multi tudes of weaker individuals, and are punished only by fining the corpora tion,' while individuals guilty of really less heinous offenses are not only fined but sent t6 jail, the public is justified in supposing that the square deal is only an iridescent' dream.. ; ; ! . The longer the city puts off it's ap parently inevitable contest . with . the Southern ' Pacific , railroad over the FotTrth street " allesred " franchise, tbe longer it will : be , aurxendering rights -and revenue to' which it has long "been -in justice entitled. But un fortunately the city has an anti-people Council on its hands, and cannot move in this matter till -next year. , Portland's bank clearings were over 14 per cent greater this week than for the corresponding week of '1905, and the corresponding week. last year was considered something of a ' record breaker. Our .baseball' team's per centage is considerably higher, too. ' I II i. : The minions of the czar are becom ing more, and : more. heartless. Not satisfied with taking ' red flags and bombs from the anarchists the police arealinghetrpristilautomttL biles.- tflo wonder, the Russians "are displeased. - -; J ',' . : v '. Harriman . buys the St. Paul rait road every few days, according to re' port, but his sales of it are kept se cret. How he can buy it so often without selling it in the meantime is a mystery. '-t ' it isn t much use to argue with a man who .; really, believes , that the Dingley tariff caused prosperity and increase of wealths What he needs is primary lessons. ; . J ' No terms of settlement of the Cuban question " will '. be , considered adequate that do not Inform the peo ple where ! the rebels got their arms and ammunition. v ' ' V . Now that everybody is done laugh ing at that spelling reform edict, will Mr. Roosevelt kindly tell us whst he thinks of government ownership of railroads? ' " -' ' A lot of New York Democrats seem to be trying a good deal harder than is necessary to itire 'Demo cratic defeat in that state. , ' . , , It is hard to estimate how many tea cups have been a sold through Sir Thomsa Lipton'e efforts to "lift" thai challenge cup. l;.ijL.;:Li.-l The Republicans are every where in dorsing both Roosevelt and the sen ators who opposed c him and threw him down, or tried to. . . ' i ." x. . , i r;' , The people of a city, not the rail roads, should , own and control its streets. - ' The prune' crop la most parte of Ore gon where It Is extensively raised Is a -reeerd-eeeakes) -1 . A Little Out THINGS PRINTED TO READ WHILE YOU WAIT. ; Bible. Must Be WaehedV,. v ,'. ' From the London Chronicle; ' The custom of klaalns; the Testament was Insanitary, repulsive and 'norrlbl o contemplate, said hie .honor. Judge Bnasa. at Hltchln county court. . . Notlcea- are to be put In bla courts saying that the Scotch or any "other form of oath majr, be used, and his honor has . ordered Testaments with sanitary covers that may be washed for : all courts In his circuit, for those who wlah to keep to the old form. ; , , Pianist. and Pig-Keeper. '..'"if. Paderewakl, the r famous pianist, makes a bobby of farming, which In cludes In his. ease pig breeding. This pig breeding has Juet eauaed him' con siderable trouble. V He reoentlr pur chased four fine pedigree piga, which were dispatched to hla order from a farm near .Colchester to hie farm In wltserland. They were sent via Har wich and Antwerp, but when they ar rived at the frontier - the - authorities would not pees them, fearing possible swine fever. The anlmhls were then re turned to Antwerp, and. after much de lay, brought back to London. They were then transshipped to Boulogne, and for warded from there te their destination by rail. . '. . . ; :V.', ,.:.;' . .. - Evil Daya Coming. V ' - From the Cleveland Plain Dealer. I'm putting off the evil day ' -' In quite the usual eort of way: . Of course I never can forget - . i The dreaded day will catch me yet ' The frosty day when I expose The shine , that's on my winter clothea ! . Another Case of 23. . .;' ;' Owners of straw hats have a moral and legal right to use them until the close of summer, the official date of l:j;The-PlayV;.V-v; ... . ' f By Johnston McCulley. .. ' Last night Mabel- Day. prima donna of the Stewart opera company, Sana two songs during the performance ' of ' the Victor Herbert" opera "Babette! that brought tdowa the house. When It Is considered that tha audience waa not essentially a musical one -and that the two songs were far from being of the "popular variety, . this statement evolves Itself Into a great compliment for Miss Day. . The first dtsttnet shock earns In the second act when aha sang "Be Kind te Poor Pierrot." The singer put such feeling Into the song that there were eyes in the audience dimmed .with teere, and she . received four encores. The second shock came In the last act when Mlsa Day sang "When the Falreat Flow ers Are Blooming", and put the -flute to -shame. ,Thle was a little operatic "business' which served to show Miss Day's 'Command over heri voice. - The audience applauded and encored repeat edly.,, .... r'.-. . . '"Babette" pleased last night. . The muelo Is excellent. There Is little chance for Comedian Leslie to get In his work, but-he made good with "He Who'd Thrive 4ust Blse at Five." Bow man Ralston ; gave another exhibition of hla wonderful voice. . H. L. Williams was excellent aa Baltesar. Bertha 8h lek waa pretty aa Vtnette. Carl Haydn sang well and got another bunch of flowers, and Besele Falrburtt did some droll work that mads her a favorite with the audience. Mies Fairburn makes the moat of the amsll opportunities the opera glvea her to be funny, and were she given more latitude It la safe to assume she would bring down the house, as she does with her "Hunter's Song" In "Dorothy." . '. j - The chorus work la "Babette" Is good, the costumee are gorgeous and the light effects all that could be de sired. John Cort has staged the pro duction exceedingly well. . .-The best bit of acting aside front the work of Mfts Day was by Bertha Shalek and H. L. Williams in the topical song. "We're Very Highly Polished at the Court, Don't You Know." And the hu morousdlmax of the opera Is the OUar tst, "There Waa Once an Owl," rendered by Leslie, Ralston, Miss Falrbura and Haydn, . k. j - The scene of the opera Is In Belgium during He occupation by the Spaniards under Philip II. The setting for the third act, depleting a scene at Ver sailles, Is especially worthy of mention. "Babette" Is a tuneful entertainment, one which can be appreciated alike by the ordinary run of theatre-goers and lovera of the best musie. The Stewart company wilt close Its preeent engage ment tonight oy repeating "uaoette. x Notes by the Way. By C'.B. Thomas.'. ;. In buying a dog be careful to exam ine hla teeth. If they are strong and sharp, pick another dog. Tou never caa tell when your dog may conceive a dis like for you. ' '.- a A disused trolley car makes a charm ing houseboat If you can Induce tt te float ' -' "'. Egge make a good breakfast dish. They can be cooked In eeveral ways. An egg boiled until it Is soft 1s delicious with bacon or strawberry Jam. Goldfish are sensible little compan ions. They live la glass how s and never throw stones. Remember that so long as you can see a mouse you're safe. It'a only. when he gets out of sight that he- caa attack-you-. In case of danger Jump into the bathtub and turn on the boiling wa ter. The most ferocious mouse will not venture to harm you then. The asms plan , will serve against mosquitoes. Sleep with your hea under water. .Never provoxa tne iceoox. it it gets hot about anythjng Us . usefulness Is gtine. A yachting cap is tns wing at a ciam- bakr. - ' Cultivate the bablt of quotation. How much tt adds to conversation to bring in the well chosen words of some mas ter . mind Of literature. For Instance, Smith says he has a hard Job. Tou In stantly declaim with" fitting gestures: . Life Is real, life le earnest, . And a snap is not Its goal. Or Jones hopes ths westher will he fine tomorrow. You- charm every one pres ent by redtlng "Ostler Joe," A Little Novel cl the East. '.''.' y ' By Wsx Jones. '. "'. ''j . '1 After the Beet Models. The eoft footfalls of a double-decker camel rang out noially on the desert air. On the camel was a man a white man. At least he had once been white, but years of Ufa under a burning sun hsd tanned-hls skrn to the hue of weathered oak. Ufa, br tha way. nadar a buralns oftKc Common hi Ah hla veer it September '11, the exact hour being 1:11 p. m. of said day. Handicap la Matrimonial Race. rrom' Family Doctor. . A physician la responsible for a state ment at once novel and surprising. He declare the chances of dark women ob taining husbands are to those of fair women In the proportion of three to two, and that this conclusion la proved by statistics. : ; y ... . , St. Louis Has Odd Distinction. The city of St. Louis 1 hot In any county. Under the Missouri constitu tion of 187B the city was separated from the county. In 1S? It waa created a separate municipality, It seems to be the only elty In the' country that la not within the limits or a oounty. , ';, American Money for Italy. A single bank in Naples receives ttoo.oeo a year aent out of the United Statea by temporary Italian residents. The same bank haa received from Ital ians In Argentina and Braall $811,000 and $41,000. respectively, in one year Pointed Paragraphs. ' ; From the Atchison Globe. N A ' do fight le a good deal like man fight. Both dogs really want to There must Be at least one aavaniage In being thin: It doesn't take a chtggor o lona- to bore all the way through. The neoDle who are alwaye butting In don't aeem to know what a lot of com fort there la In deciding .mat many thlnaa are not ona'a business. ' Men In the penitentiary have 'Just enough to eat and think they. do not have enough; -free men have too much to eat. .',-' '-, -. ' ' ; Every father argues that because the baby la his la no reason why he should enjoy caring for It when it cries. . sun must have some advantages above life over a burnlnar sun. . Where waa this man going thle man who rode alone across, the boundless desert upon a - camel which, . unfortu nately for hie comfort, waa by no meana as . boundless as the desert. No: the camel bounded, bounced. Jogged, Joggled, bucked, bumped, swayed and swlsaled like a. motor boat In a eale. ' - The desert was In Its grimmest mood. To the aorutiny of the mysterious wan. derer upon Its surfsee It told nothing. Each separate grain of sand seemed pos sessed of the same stubborn spirit. They showed no expression; they said nothing; they lay there In silent, grim, sandy ex neetatlon. What did they expect? Ah, who knowe the deep deptha of a grain of sand s imasinatlonT " - - In the meantime the man rode on. heeding not at alL From the steady gait of the camel one would have said ths rider was on his way somewhere. Mile after mile waa passed. "Ahf said the man. - - It wss the first thing he had said la LOOO miles. , .What had sUrfed this -silent traveler to such language? - Waltl Seel he alights. He examines an object on the ground. - " It Is a strange object to find u the middle of the tlabara. One might expect to find such things in a city, perhaps; in a Junk shop; in a oakery: even In an aquarium. . - The man examinee his strange d lace-very with great care. He evidently fears soma strange, evil Influence. - , The object la a barrel organ. . ' "Ah!" satd-the man. In a fone that was full of meaning. The monosyllable said more , than another man eould have ex pressed phonetically In I days, H hours and is minutes. , '.'Mi," repeated the man Insistently, as he remounted the eamel with the aid of a pocket stepladder. Hla tone Implied that murder had been done. --. ' Then he struck the eamel a sharp blow with aa empty tomato can, and rode swiftly away. . WhltberT ' ''; " . . ' r - ' -'. ; Only the desert knows."1 1' ' '' .. A Donkey in Office. '. A eertaln king had a philosopher upon whose Judgment, he depended. It hap-1 pened that one day the king took tt tnto bla head to go hunting and, after sum. monlng his nobles and making prepara tlons, he called hla philosopher and aaked him If It would rain. The philosopher told, hire It would not and the king set out - ' While Journeying along he met a coun tryman with a donkey. Ha advised" them to return. -"for,"-said -he,- "It -will cer tainly rain." They smiled and paaaed on. . Before they had gone many miles. however,, they had reason to regret not having taken the advice, as a heavy shower coming up they were drenched to the skin. When they returned the king reprimanded the philosopher for telling hint It would be clear when It waa not. "I met a countryman,' and he knowe a great deal more than you do, for he said it would rain, whereas you said It would not." ,';.-. ....... The king then dismissed the philosopher end sent for the countryman. He soon appeared. - - ..-,...-.. - "Tell me." said ths king, "how did you know Tt would ralnT". - I didn't know." said the rustle." , "My donkey told , ms so." "And how, pray, did he tell you sof "By pricking up -his ears, .your majesty.". . . . The king then sent the countryman away and retaining the donkey placed him In the office, the philosopher had filled. . ...'' v .' ': - . A Dumaa Anecdote. ; "'''.' Alexander Dumaa, the elder, telle this story In his diary: "One day Victor Hugo and I were dining with the Duo Decasee and among' the guests - were Lord end Lady Palmereton. Lord and Lady Palmarston had come late. There had been no time for an Introduction before dinner, and 'after dinner, while we were taking tea, ths formality had been forgotten. . Toung Due -Decases came up to me. 1y dear M. Dumas,' he said.- 'Lord Palmerstoa has begged mo to ask you te lesvs an empty chair between yourself and Victor-Hugo.' . 1 did SO. ""- , "' . - . "Lord PalmerstoW got up, - took hie wife by the hand and brought her over to us. . Look at-the clock, my lady,' he eald. what o'clock Is itr aaked Lord Palmerston. '- Thirty-five minutes past It,' replied my lady. Then remember; said her husband, that tMs evening at II minutes paet II you were seated be tween Victor Huge and Alexander Du mas, and that such an honor Is not likely te happen to you twice in a life time.' , "He then took hla wlfa. br the hand and took her back to he place at the other side of the room without another word. Tou see, he hsd pot been Intro duced either te yiglor Hugo or me, tj . A Little Nonsense ' Yawns and the Man. Trayelera'talea-whlch' often add charm te the conversation of aa agree. able person frequently render a bore more tiresome than ever,' a fact that waa amuslnaly Illustrated by an occur rence In a Baltimore clubhouse not long ago. '; "There I stood, gentlemen." the long winded narrator waa aaylng.' after dron In a on for an hour with reference to hla trip, to S wltserland "there X stood. with tho abyss yawning In front of me. 'Pardon me." hastily interjected one of the unfortunate men who had been obliged to listen to the story, "but was that abysa yawning before you got there r 1 . . . !,.'.,. S He Found the Bullet The lata Duke of Cambridge used to tell with considerable relish the follow ing story of a friend of his, a celebrated oolonel: . During the Egyptian war of 'It Major waa shot in the knee and the pro jectile made a hole of some depth. When the surgeons were probing the wound end causing endleas tortprs the poor officer begged to know what they were hunting about for. "We re searching lor the Bullet,- was the reply. . .: - '- "wnati Looking ror tne buiietr wny. damme, I've had it la my pocket all the time.' . ., ' " Th Old Lady's Ruse.': . v - Mayor Tom Johnson of Cleveland com pares his fight with ths atreet railway company to an old lady and her dog. "There was, you know, an old . iaay who rented a fumlahed villa for the aummer, and with the villa a large .dog also went ". In the, sitting-room of the villa there waa a very comfortable armchair. The old lady liked thle chair better than any other in the house.- She alwaye made for it the first thing. ' . "But alaei site nearly always found the chair occupied by the large dog. -Being airaia or tne oog. sne never dared bid It harshly to get out of the chair, as aha feared that it might bice her; but Instead she would go to the window and call Cate.' "Then ' the dog would rush to the window and baTrk. and - the- old - ladyj wouia siip into uia vacant cnair quietly. One day the dog entered the room and found the old lady In posaeaslon of the chair. He strolled over to the win dow and. ' looking out appeared . very much exolted and eet up tremendous barking. . The old lady rose and hastened to the window te see what was the matter and the dog quietly , climbed Into the uur, .. .. -. ... . Disagreeable Poaitioiv :,' A cheerful story Is told of Delbler. the French executioner, whose salary naa been cut orr. a gentleman said to him: Coura Js a- very unpleaaant miins, at. jjivDier. ... f in . r kj.li m The operator of the arulllotlne renlled Tt is. Indeed. Such a lot of night trav eling, and I never could sleep In a rail way carriage.- .. , .., . - Mining Under the Ocean. Consul General W. R. Hallo way. writ ing from Halifax., saya that there are now In Cape Breton alx collieries work ing under water. The largest la the Prin- ceaa or. Sydney - pit ; In , Cape Breton Island. - Thia coJUery waa the first la North America to mine , coal from be neath the bed of the Atlantle ooean. The seam of coal averages between five and a half and six feet thick of best quality. The angle of -dip or Inclination seaward Is Bi degrees, or ebout one foot vertical In 11 hortaontal. Ths working of tne -wnoie coal" under tne sea by the bore and pillar system was commenced In 1877, under en overhead cover at the shore line of 890 feet of solid measures. although tart of the workings driven te tne rise under nyaney naroor wae op erated nnder a cover of HO feet or waa. The present workings are distant from the shore line 1.100 feet to tho dip. At this point ths overhead cover Is 1.140 feet in thickness of strata with M te 40 feet depth of water above It.- The andart aea worklnge In the whole coal cover l,ta0- acre. No water haa yet found Ite way Into ths worklnge ee a result of removing the pillars. A feeder of a few gallons of water per minute wae eneoun tered In some whole-coal worklnaa driv en 16 the rise,' a! also at the face of the water levela driven In the direction of the outcrop to the south, but this water evidently . followed the seam of coal downward from Its outcrop tinder ths waters of the, harbor. - There haa been no water known, to come ' rrom overhead across the measures. ,- This Immunity from ' overhead leaks from the ocean .la probably .due to the presence In the superincumbent Strata of U beds of fire clap or underclay of a total tbickaeae ot feet, aa well as to ths numerous beds ef shale. The subeW dence of the overhead strata caused by the removal of a bed of coat six feet In thickness would . probably under these conditions soon choks Itself, so that there would be no further actual motion or settling of the' strata for more than Say 100 feet upward. Above that point -the elasticity of the beds of shale and fire clay mentioned would prevent ' any rup ture. Fire clay when brought into con text with water soon forms a soft clay resembling putty . and - Impervious to water. Out of the submarine area there haa. already ' been taken some IJSO.sno tons of coal from the main seam, while tne company naa also commenced the working of another and - thicker seam In ths same area, from which In all like lihood they will secure aa much coal aa has already been taken, ' i 'j..V'Cst Holds'. Belt ' From the Chicago Tribune. - : Undaunted . by ancestral precedent "Tabby," a scrawny grocery store cat In Robert Sherwood's store, 9(2 Garfield boulevard, haa established a champion- nip mat is recognised tnroughout ths vicinity. Tehby" holds the belt un- Isputed, In Hyde park, and la open to all comera feather, welter or . heavy weights. 'Tabby's" onslaughts on the canine race became so terrible that publlo oau tlon had to be established. This was dons In the form of two large painted signs which decorate ths show window nnd - screen door of Sherwood's store. They-read: . s w. i r "' ' - - DOOS v ' '..' 'j ; - BEWARE! ' '..,;. t t ' OF THE CAT. t v.. Complainte reached, the grocer from cuatomara aa well as, resldente. In the flat bulldlne serosa 1 the atreet doaa owned by Arthur Q. Shawl C, Wlnning- hara and Albert E. Barlow auffered In- Jurlea at ths cat's sharp clawe. - It seems to be a pleasant pastime for the eat" said Mr. Sherwood. "She haa tackled every dog. regardlese of ise, tnst naa come in 'tne store,, ana never has been whipped. Ae a caution to the owners ef doge X had to put up ins signs,- , BIRDSEYE VIEWS TIMELY TOPICS SMALL CHANGS. , . v . . - . Perhape Van, Auher will also writs a book. ..... v v -. Ins new, dodge for playing craay ts te insist on sanity. Please. Teddyaay you didn't really ror euro mean it. . ;''.,' .'e ;'..'.' ' The Pad ft o northwest must all hang and pull together. ' Unfortunately,' a pr1seflghters tongue is never knocked ' out ( Summer le disinclined to yield her sceptre, to autumn Just yet Perhape Funs ton ts to be sent to Cubs aa an offset aa to else, to Taft ' x he straw hats are having a great run for the money they cost this year. , The Demoo ratio -Ucket In 101 is pret ty Sure not to be Bryan and Bailey. f. e ; 'e -,....... ; ... It Is a. dull day la Wall street when Harriman doesn't buy a big railroad. - Of eourse the money for the T.- tt, C A. and Y. W. C A. building wUI be raised. , . ).,-. ? - .; , H , .,. ..... .. If the Cuban Insurrectionists ' will give up they can . spell anyway they please. Don't worry - about there not being plenty of use for your umbrellas before long.'-'. . ... . -i;.: Mr. 'Willie. Hearst waa surprised at the tack so suddenly taken by Buffalo Mack.. ; ..-....,. -r-.v Can anybody tell what's the urt of anybody making political speeches down south anyway t - '., e a . - , r ., . . , To help Oregon fly with her own soar ing wings, all her people - must, buy maae-m-oregon thinga. , ., It la tmposslbls for ths law to punish Btensland aa ne deserves, but ungratl fled jdealre will help some. - - A eoundl chamber ts a poor place In which to play peanut politics and dis play 'petty partisan spite. " ; ;, . i. :",-,. -.. .v' 'e. e . y". . . The eJent letters are assumed to give consent to their being dropped. But f they had a voles they might protest - ", , -. i :- e . .. : . . ;, -. A Chicago ' girl has aued a - man for 130,000 for hugging her too hard. That he le worth 110,000 made It very painful. ' "i s a. e e r, , - With all her wealth, poor old Hetty Oreen can ( be happy uecause ehe has to pay taxes on a small fraction of par property.; ;. ; . . It the Creileld and ' Mitchell women are eent back to Oregon, the authorttlea muat eee to tt that there, la ho more holy rolling. . - . .' , Ji ' ' - . . -s Are the Pittsburg muckrakers tired out or off on a vacation T No big do mestle soaadal haa been reported from there for several daya. ;';...;.'.'" . e, e - . :'-, ; Hello, Seattlel s Polk Co. says Port land has 1(1,000 inhabitants, having gained 14,000 In the past year but, of course, you can beat that - : . ' r ....v.. ' .-. '.; i- e :-e-- i .i--- ' The New Tork Dema at the polls nay be worsted,. . r - "l -But will try In convention to avoid be ing Hearated. ,.',V-.. .... t V' .. .' e' 'e . ,'. '. , " If an Auker. ls a thief., ha is only another added to many Illustrations t Inexplicable folly mingling with consid erable serve and shrewdness In the per petration of ertme. - ...... .. .'- e . .j.. " ",. ' '". - Really, the sugar trust did net heed the Cuban revolution to ' advance the price of sugar. Ths trust does this whenever It takes a notion without either jeause or apology. - ' -. - .. .. - , .-.-.j jrcv-'Jeffersonaever- favored-govern-, ment ownership ef railroads.... In fact hs paid no attention to rallroada. for the very good reason that none had been thought of yet much leea constructed. I Nooks and Corners of History VASCO NUNEZ By Rev. Thomae B. Oregory. It la In ths story f the pioneer Span lards In the- Americas that the romance of history reaches its senlth. - - , . For romance few careers known to history esn be compared with that of Vaaoo Nuneg de Balboa, the first whits man to look out upon the Paciflo ocean. Balboa wae born near Palos, Spain, in the year 1475. By birth he waa a hi dalgo,, or gentleman poor, but proud, handsome, stalwart and courageous. Jn lldl. when St years old. he struck out for the new world, hoping that upon Its. virgin shores he might be enabled to patch up his somewhat dilapidated for tunse, ' .'..; He flraf tried farming in Hlspardola, with the result that be soon found him self head over heels lh debt.. To escape hla debtors, who were clamoring for bla body that being about , the only, thing he had Balboa had himself headed up In a caak and rolled aboard a veasel that was about to aall for San Sebae tlan. an Important point on ths Isthmus Of Panama. . A Uttle later we find aim at Dsrien, a mere adventurer, waiting for some thing to turn up. Between the two gov ernors 1 of the country there was much, strife, and by bringing his shrewdness to bear upon tns situation saiooa man aged to get the settlers , and soldiers thoroughly mad at both of them, and to get himself and another person by ths name of Zalmudlo appolned-head magis trates. One of the men supplanted by Balboa. Nlcuesa. was put aboard a craay old craft and sent out to sea. 1 He was never heardaof ' again. - The ether,' En- claco, ; was , deposed and told to keep quiet Enclsco managed to reach Spain, where he laid his case before the king with such success that Balboa waa sum moned to Spain. , . ' , This order Balboa did not' propose Juat then to obey. Sooner or later, he knew, he would have to repair to the presence of his Imperial maater, but before doing so hs wanted to secure for himself an argument that would more than offset the complaints of Enclsco. During his forays Into ths Interior of the Isthmus Balboa had heard repeated, ly of a high mountain range and of. s vaat ocean beyond, and If he could find that boundless sea he would be all right iThs king oould aot-condemn the maa 11 - OREGON SIDELIGHTS. The Umatilla school now needs a aee-j ona teacner. . v. , . - : ' - e e . ..'., Gardiner Is to be connected bv nhona with Coos bay. 1 . ." --'" ..,.'. ' I Many strangers In North Powderi air houaes occupied. . ' ' ' , e e . . '; ;. - I Timber claims becoming .scarce In Wheeler oounty, , , ' ',,..V--: I The Haines Record wan fa a develop-' ment league organised. . - A ' e . e; - . .': .. U- .' I -Several new business Structures and residences In Wallowa. , . . Coos county, canneriea busy with a generous run ot aalmon, . - : I ' ' ' --'''.- I - A Moaier man sara nrunea nav hattaa' than apples. Sometimes, perhaps. e ' e . . - v " ... : "Rosebud" writes "Blossoms" from Flora to the Lostlne Ledger. : v.. e e - '..',';'' . PrlnevUle Is growing steadily, and real esUte Is rising In value. 4 - Some oata raised near Springfield yielded nearly 71 bushele aq acre,' ' v, - '. e a ; A locality In Harney oounty la named Calamity. But It doeen't live up te lta name very well.,-, - --. . f :' - e .; - "Items to Read." the Umatilla Chron icle beads. Us local news.' What else would they be fort , . . . ej. e" - '.....',''.' ;..', Douglas county's eessssment. Jumped from about 11,000,000 laat year to near ly 111.000,000 thia year. - . 1 .:- . e, - " Sucking colt mules self la Wheeler oounty at tie and yearlings at 171. The muie Dusineae muat pay., ... , , t ? ' ' ; -' ' e "" j V ' , PrlnevUle offers a splendid field for a good creamery. One with a medium capacity eould be made to pay from the start, says tne journal. . 8. S. .Denning, a eaadldate for eu- preme Judge of Idaho, waa It or to years ago a aheepherder In Grant ooun ty. apending all the time he eoald read ing law booka. - -t .. . a . e . e . . . . A Salem contractor gets a big Job at Eugene, and a Eugene man a big con traot at Corvallla. It'a ths turn of a Corvallle contractor to get something at' Salem, but there's nothing doing there until ths legislature meets, saya ths Albany Democrat . ' .''-:;.; e. .: ': ;,' At meeting of the Burna Devoloo- ment league last week active steps were taxen to .get in touch with experienced men to make a test for artesian water In the valley.. . We have every Indication and encouragement that artesian water will be found in thla valley-at a reason able depth, saya the Times-Herald. - 1 .i '' . '. e : e r. ,- . . '. Over on what le known aa Tea Mile oreek, south of the Alsea,'la a family of husband and wife and two sons, the latter of whom have never seen either a steam engine, telegraph or telephone eystsm; have no Idea of a Steamboat nor railroad, nor have they ever seen a town eo large aa what may be termed .country corners." . -T -. e e '. ' f-. - Prairie City Miner: Timber locators continue to swarm - ever the oounty. Grant county a timber will soon sll be located. - If . after lta location, mills make their advent to reduce lta timber to marketable shape there will he some live camps here. Some are ef the opin ion that the timber of Grant county will be floated deem the John Day . to the Columbia end sent to' mills along their mighty atreams. - '.- .-' ' e (" T ' -v .'-V J ' : Harvesting the prune crop In Linn county Is now on In full blast Pickers sre at workt everywhere,, aaya the, Al bany Herald. Seven driers are running In the vicinity of Albany and a packing house te in operation. The crop Is a good one, too. -All the treee ere heavily Udea and the pranca are -of good slse. running rrom -oe to iOa. a solendid average for a heavy yield. The prunes were -not damaged te any extent by the recent rains, not more than t per eent DE BALBOA. : , who had added . such glories to his reign, - Balboa never took two bitea at a cherry, and almost immediately after the Idea entered his mind be began to put It Into execution. On September 1, mi, with' 1(0 men and a number of savage bloodhounds, he sailed away for Coyba. , Landing at Coyba, Balboa set out on his march for the mountains. . Ths heavy armor, the weapons, the tropical heat, ths rocky precipices, 'ths tangled vegetation, and, above all, the ferocity, of the natives, mads the march a moat dlffloult and desperste piece of work. ' - They averaged only eome two ml lea a day. After 10 days they reached the foot of the mountains. ,1. In ths cool - hour of daybreak.- Sep tember It, Balboa started out with but 7 men to make the final ascent About 10 o'clock the guides snnounoed - that from a certain point on ahead the oeeen was Visible Leaving hla party behind, the Indomitable leader climbed alone to the mountain top. " - 1 'Then, what a vision burst upon him I Beyond a wide Intervening belt of rocke and forest end green savannahs, glitter- Ing In the light of the morning eun, lay . that myatarlous ooean which Columbus -and others had conjectured, but whloh no European had yet beheld. Descending the western slope of lets mountains, the party finally stood upon the shore of the great sea, and Balboa, taking the flag of Spain and drawing , hie sword, ' waded knee-deep Into the waves and solemnly proclaimed that ocean, with all adjacent lands front pole, to pole, to be the property of the Cae tlllan sovereigns "as long as the world endures, and until the final dsy of Judg ment," ' Balboa's calculations were correct and when the tidings of his glorious dis covery reached Spain, tne news mads him "solid" st court. - But. unfortunate ly, ths vessel bringing ths report of the discovery was belated soms two monthsMkk' and In the meantime the king had ap-N poiniva jrearanma governor or iJanen. , When the king heard of - Balboa's . ifimiuia auiiri.m.iii ii. waa aorry TOP what he had dons, but it was than too late, and not long after Balboa had made hie great discovery,, Pedrartas, la a' fit of apleen and Jealousy, bad the hrava. sxplorec ttsheeds ... ... .. -- -y . - L D