OF ; 4 HE JOURNAL .-' V I Editorial Page THE JOURNAL AN titPBPBNDBXt HCWSrATBB. . a. jackson. ........4 1 MUaaet PatllilMd mr ereala r Befleeil Mnd miIh HTVt Joaxal BeUS- Ml XtKkUl ctxwla. NwUmS, ft IriiralHla threash tee mIH as IMttariit .....5 M J om.... rOBEIQit ADTBRTIBINO BBPBBSBITTATirg 100 Kama umt, tit Zorki trloaae Wll- - lag. Canes. . . Snbaerlptloa TH ky bmII te ear Jaae-Cattea BUlaa, riaiuns ar, MtjUseL. '...-,,... DAILY. ' -.-. ' a rear,-..,....es.oo I Om swathi...... .0 . SUNDAY. - -' om rw.,..;..nao i om I jb PAO.X AND BCNOAT. 0a vea........T.ee t Oae Mtt..... ' He who is most alow In Wax-1 fog a promise, la the moat faith ful In performance of It ' ' Rousseau. ' - V ID LB EXCUSES. 1 - -1 V : . - ; RAILROAD officials intimate that they mar not comply . with Governor Chamberlain's demand for an annual report of the business of; the roads; operating in ' this state. Various objections are put forward, particularly the argu merit that the law of 1885 is too vague in its requirements and that it would be impossible for the railroads . to , know just wht sort of a report they are expected to make. ,' , . . ., ; To all auch objection It seems enough to reply that for more than a dozen years the, railroads, in Oregon did comply-with the law and did file annaaPreports of their business. Not until 1898, when" the railroad commis sion was abolished, did the railroads discontinue these reports. If they could comply with the law ten years - ago it is idle to pretend that they . carjnot do so now. f y,u ' - l In demanding of the railroads that they resume the observance of the law of .1885, 1 Governor Chamberlain has taken a step of fast importance to the people of the state.' For, years . Oregdn has suffered from the lack ' of adequate transportation facilities'. The progress of the state has been retarded and its people have groaned under burdensome and excessive chargesA-Year -afterTyear-therr has . been -a shortage of cars and the evil has grown worse with each succeed , ing year. . Vast areaa of the state have been undeveloped because the railroads refused to build branch lines to meet the needa of growing popula tion and traffic Experience has ' shown that it is hopeless to expect ' voluntary relief from the railroads. The people must help themselves.' And the first step toward self help is to ascertain just what the railroads are doing in Ore gon, their earnings, their expenses, .their profits, their rates and all the other details enumerated in the law of 1885. - When this information has ' been obtained, the people will be in a position to acTjnteHigently. ' : ." THE STATE FAIR. T N18607tbe pioneers of . the Ore gon country came from distant v Helena on the east, Astoria on the we it, from northerly Puget sound , and from Jacksonville on the south to make a success of the first state i fair at Salem. Many of these hardy , . state-builders have traveled a long road since that far-off day,, but the , enterprise : dedicated then has lived - j and . progressed and has grown ! greater and better every year: in the ''time that has stretched to nearly a J half century of the fair's history there has been but one interruption; that ' was last fall, when the directors de cided to give their aid to the' Lewis v andlClark exposition. . f ' .The state fair 46 years sgo was an exposition of the productivity of the ' whole Oregon country; its Icope hss not diminished nor has ' its . 'purpose 'contracted. It belongs to all the Oregon people and merits their sup. port. , . ; , , . , - It ia not too mucjj to ssy that the state , fair has done more for the tockrafsing, agricultural and horticul tural interests of Oregon than has any other single influence. The fine ' 'effect of a healthy competition has reached every range and farm and orchard in the atate; has given us better cattle, more cereals and world beating fruit" ' What our producers have learned at the fair at Salem hai won for tjjirnv universal encomiums in intern atrcm w CTJWJiU Km ; the merit ; that gained prizes in world-open com- i petition at Chicago and Buffalo and I St Louis and Portland had its first .'and best encouragement at Salem. . The director of the, atate board of agriculture promise a better fair this year than has ever bee held lit the northwest; they say the displays will be better than were seen atjthe Lewi and Clark exposition. We can judge of the future by the pait, and put our trutt in the .promise. They .ftttt t Urge sum of money in im-. proving the grounds; they havj made better arrangements than ever Tor the comfort and pleasure of the people; there Is more, room for1he exhibits of all sort, .and they tay.th list of entries" is better and greater than ever -before.--.. ;. . ' . - t The Journal believes in the state fair believes in all fairs and expos! tions of this sort, because it believes that healthy competition -brings out the best there is in one and urges its readera to join the procession that will start ior Salem on September 10. STORIA'S-WEEK.- HIS IS Astoria week, and the ' people of all the state should aid in making it the success it deserves to be. The people of the fair city' at the mouth ofjfthe Colum bia; hive prepared a fine 'program of aquatic , and land sports, and enter tainments for the pleasure of their guests, and all who find delight in yachting, who, love dogs, and have joy in healthy outdoor amusements, will be on hand( to swell the crowd and show pur neighbors by the sea that their .efforts to drive dull care away are appreciated. , Astoria a regatta is one of ths an nual events to which the people of two great states look forward with growing interest Portland's hearty support has gone out to the spo 3 each year, and ouryachtsmen an rowers and their friends hare found pleasure and profit in the trip to farored Astoria, whose location has made the growing city the ideal place for .the. regatta. . Thia rear the committee in charge of the arrangements promise a pro gram that will surpass any . of the past; many of the big cities of the coast , will be represented, and The Journal hopes the affair that begins tomorrow will be jrouccess, that the best yachtsmen and rowers will win and that they will be Portland's. PENALTY MAY BE HEAVY. NE CHICAGO grand jury has , found ten indictments, in eluding 6,428 counts, against the Standard Oil company, and if it should be conricted on al) of them and the maximum penalty imposed the fines would amount to. J 128,560, 000. And only a beginning has been made. Another grand jury is at work in Chicago, and prosecutions are be ing carried on ,in Cleveland, James town, New York, and elsewhere, so that if trial juries can be found that will convict and if judges will impose stiff penalties, and appellate courts will sustain the judgments, the people may come somewhere near getting even with' the Standard Oil octopus yet But there are a good many "ifs" in the way, and it is rather , unlikely that this great devil-fish of corpora tions will Buffer enough to hurt it very much. A beginning in this work of clipping its tentacles has -been made, howevea, and there la at least some slight prospect that juries and courts will mete out someejrneasure ui puniannicpi iur in jong ana in solent violation and defiance. 'of law and ita audacioua plundering of the peopK.l '.. DIFFERENT DETECTIVES ARE NEEDED:' -yy HEJLTBLIC will generally ap prove the action of the mayor ' in dismissing , the detective force of the city,' and ha no doubt that the reason he assign for hi action is well-founded. That the ale tective squad a a whole has been incompetent and practically worthies for many month the record of crime and of detection and arrest therefor abundantly (how. And there, is, to say the least, a strong suspicion that some of the detectives, whether in competent or not, were not doing honest work, were , in fact to a cer tain extent in league .with crook and criminal. .:? ".- . . ; To be a good detective a man must in the first place be especially" adapt ed to the required work. He must have an aptitude for. it, and this is not possessed by one man in a thou sand. And even for. such, a enan it ia no easy job, if he doe hi work well and i able to show satisfactory results. But it had got so that al most any patrolman and a lot of other people imagined they were 'cut out for detectives; it seemed to them that it was an easy Job, with "little to do and plenty to get; and indeed it ap pears that such had really, become the case. The sifting process ought! to go ojpjuntil the city finally secures a genuiBMenmArtent, honest and har- The city has simply been wasting a los of money in employing detec tives, and a new deal was needed. ' ainiiaesBissasBMBnanasaasaaiBSBmB ' Some of our esteemed contempo raries profess to feel surprise at the announcement that Mr, Bryan will not accept the use of a private car on hil journey to Nebraska, but will pay hi are a other citizen are ex pected to do. Our friend have been 'Portland' 0 commissioner o v to JnLawan r Affable W. A. Mean earne a new people of the Peaceful lalea, and bull metropoua ot the nortbweat . v , A Little Out THIN03 PRINTED TO READ WHILE YOU WAIT. 'Over the Hula and Far Away. Slnoa those we love and thole w hate, With ajl thlnee mean end all thlnga Pasa In a deapirate dlaarrar i ' Over the hills and far away; . ' . .: . ' It must ae, dear, that late or sooiC Out of the kn of the watching moon, We shall abscond with Teaterday Over the bills and far away. , What does it matterT Aa I deem. We sball but follow as brave a dream A ever smiles a wanton May Over the hills and far a war. - ' We-ehall remambar, and, -In pride, , Fare forth fulfilled and aatlaflad, ' . i Into the land of Evar-and-Aye, Over the hills and' far away. v .,.'.. '' W. B. Henley. , ' Odd Notes. ",Klng Edward has never followed the example of Quen Victoria by writing books, but a biographer who ia about to publish an account of bia earlr life hae euceeedod In finding a drawing which the king made more than SO yaare aao, as wall e some of Queen Victoria's infantile effort. - lira. Mabl U1U of Raymond, Kew Hampshire, haa two plaoae of old money a II bill laauad bjr the Meehanloe Trader' bank of Portsmouth In 1SS1, and a l bill of the Smlthfleld, Rhode Island, bank. The Imlthfleld, Rhode Island, bill is an eapeolaly Interesting curloalty. The faoe of the bill etated that "the preetdant and director df the Bmithflald Union bank promisee to pay V. -Ana-ell or bearer on demand five dol lars." Then cornea the date. August II, ISO, and the algna-turee of Ev Wilkin eon, cashier, and Peleg Arnold, presi dent. . ' The first coins were struck in braae about 114 B. C and in gold and silver by Pheldon, tryrant ot Argoa, about Ml B. C '.-.v , ' '. ; ' Roman. Numeralsvi There is the beet , of authority for both methods of writing 10 in Roman numerals. The ancient Roman would invariably, have written MDCCCCYLUie M standing for 1,000, the D for 100, each C for 10 and VI for . When the other way of writing 10 In Roman numerals as JICM came Into ase is not known, but was -doubtless some time in the feasting so freely and so long at the political pie counter'that the sugges tion that any one , is willing to pay for what he can get for nothing comes in the way of a shock. " , There must be something wrong with the tariff on wheat, since 'that cereal is so much lower than last year. Shouldn't the farmers demand that the duty be increased. : . Of course we export wheat and import none, except a little for aeed, but if, a the protectionists claim, the tariff pro tect the farmer, surely higher duties ought to protect them : more. . We wonder that the Salem. Statesman has not been demanding a higher duty on wheat .. ' ':''',y7''' ' ' ' ' V Before very long there will be a choice of three railroad route,' part of .the way, to San Francisco by way of Klamath Falls, by .way of Coo bay and by th.e old rout over the Siskiyous. And we . doubt not that before many years we can go to the Bay City via Seaside. Tillamook, Newport and o along the Pacific4 shore nearly all the way. ' President Palma i right; he must maintain - his government, without outside help and without making con cession, beyond amnesty, -to the in surgents, if Cuba is to haVe a gov ernment that the rest of the world will respect And It look a if he will be able to -do ao. Probably when Teddy goe down to Panama ' everybody will wake up and assume an attitude , of industry. They'd better. ',' ' .1 Alabama will . keep . Morgan ? and Pettus, both considerably over. 80 iC ommcrcc title, wina the confidence of the da up trade between them aiyl the ... -' ; v . of tKe Common middle ages. The explanation . of it la as follows: An old rule In the writing oi nomu numerals was that when letter was placed before another of greater value the first waa to be aub traoted from the eeoond. - Hence. In mcm for 100. we hare If equals 1.000: C subtracted from M equals 00, and the wnoie is equivalent to 1100. v A She ! Wrote. ' a. Japanese - laundrrmah eotnnosed this advertisement: -"Contrary to - our cpposite company, we wui most clean ly t and earefuly wash our customera with possible cheap prices as follows Ladlee two dollars per hundred! gentle men one ana a halt , dollars per hua- aiea. - . , An earnest dtt sen was making an Im passioned attack on his eltr council. He said: "Let e go to the ol'.v coun cil not line a iamb, but like he wolf, and take the bull br the horns." , "Cremation la good." wrote the little t ,n , ... .i am in. vuouiHiuon, ovoeuae ilia person mla-ht only be In a ewoon, end if ne is ourneo, ne cannot recover." - Hoga Fortell. Weather. . , From the New Tork Praaa. In the ceuntry you hare ne need of a natter weatner bureau than a drove of hoes. . By their actlona It is easy va ieu uw approaen or a storm, a cold ware or a not spell. - When roa m sow going to her quarters to put her bed in oraer, picsung up straw and learea with which to render It comfortable, mark It down that a northeaster le coming and will continue for three or zour aayav . -, , ; . Sport Note. "' From the Chios Xawa. ''-) It all the battora in the National A American leaguea were combined In one oaiier, ana ir tnie natter, at one stroke. mi u am.il u xar as mil tne Mtttera in kAtk t... LI. I. M bmw ... . t. uunnaj am season, he would drive the ball 1,11 miles, 111 yards, or far enough to drive the ball from the home plate at Belma, Alabama, IV A NIUI, ArJWMk ...... . v ' ' Want a Job? ', ' Danish attthartUe-haro been adrer- tlalng for "a reliable and stun) cutloneer." The Ute practitioner has retired because he can .no longer wield the heary ax. Good' wagee were of? -www ,v, .... mm, i yeari old,' in the senate till they die, out tne people of that state at the primariesv Monday picked out their successor. .The . legislature merely uiiiciauy ceruiiea to tne people choice. . - i. :;y: A young woman who received 49 proposal of marriage frankly con- tesses that she i not beautifuL ' She ay the magnet i her unfailing good nature. 41 ere i a noteworthy hint for the girla-who are drifting into old maidshlp, . - ' ,. The Issue in New' York' guber natorial -campaignr tt plainly an nounced. . Mr. Hearst wants to be governor to drive out Jerome; Mr. Jerome want the place to drire out Hearsf,- and Tammany-need it ff the patronage.; ;'''.,'.' i; . - SBwaaeawaaMaaasSsaaan-saaamasasSaS u" '' -- - . ; ' It i to be hbped that the detec tive 'whom , MaVor Lane . discharged for incompetency will hare mjwe aue cess in their new undertaking than they had in the old. They are look- ing for work. , . ' Though a rather novel and surpris ing notion, Mayor Lane's idea that all city, employe -houldfairlylern their (alaries ia really a good one. The "tariff, dismissed in a' paren thesis," ha aome of the characteris tics of the cat, apparently., It has come back. ' .,-,. , What i the matter with Russia? The sun went down yesterday and did not , see the assassination of s general. 'V .... The Chileans can't lay It to Secretary Root, aa they might If It had happened later, .... ir..'..--. i-.. ....--r-. A Little Nonsense : It Wat the Second Cat From the Buffalo Times. T - Mike and Pat worked for a - wealthy farmer.- - They planned to turn burglars snd steal the money whlab the farmer had hid la . one of - the roome -or- his house. They waited until midnight. then started to do the lob. In order to set the 'money they had to pasa the farmer's bedroom. Mike says: Til go first, and if it's all Mint you can xoliow and do Just the same aa I. Mike started to pass the room. Just as he got opposite the door the floor creaked. This awoke the. farmer.wha eejMcroutr "Who'e therer Mike answered with a "meow (Imi tating a oat). The farroer'e wife being awake, too, eald: . "Oh. John, It's ths eat." Ann au was quiet. Now Pat started te pass the door. and aa he got opposite it the . floor oreaked again. The farmer called out aa-aln, louder than before: ."Who's therer ' Pat answered: "Another oat' ' Ha Needed the Money. - ' From ErerybodVe. .J There le a story told about a famous New zerk surceon. . It rune that when the doctor waa young In practice he nan aa a patient a certain Mr. uarue of Woonsocket, Rhode Island, whom he treated successfully for a painful tumor on tne neck. - one nay the aootor eaiiea on Mr. Darlte after a .long Interval, and despite the . patient' assurance that his aeneral health was greauy lm proved, the eurgeon ed vised aa Imme diate operation. "But dlnna ye tell me youreer an operation waana necessary V demanded the patient "I'm feellna better than I ha'e two year gone, end whs dye want to out me up noo forr' "Wen." confessed the rounar auraeon with some embarrassment, "you see I aeea ine money.- "Oh." said Mr. Darlla, much relieved, "If it'e the. sUler ye're after, a rlehtl I . waa af card ye waa. everanxloae for the experience." The old man on the ipostoffloe etepe waa ehewlng his straw and frowning In hi ah dudseon. 'Tou aeera In a bad humor, unoier ventured the starch drummer. "Teas. and. by heck, I ought te be.' gsowled the old man.. Thia here town le going to the bow-wowe." "What, la the-cause ef thatr "Why, Bill Blnks. our congressman. We eent him to congress to make the town better, . and It waa better while he was away. But ae soon aa he came home with all the things he learned In Washington the aewtng aociala turned to brldce whist parties, the checker elube turned te ' poker clube and, -heroin, the spruce beer drinkers turned to : cocktail - drinkers. He'e put , the town to the bad, ppd the next time he aroea away we . are going to pay him extra to spend his loafing months away rrora Bacon Ridge.' Let It Go at Tiat' Fornfer Senator-John M. Thurston of Nebraska. . who . waa representinc the defense in a recent trial In one of the state oourta, arose the other day to reply to argument of counsel f dr the rovernment on a point of law. in de liberate and ImDreaarve manner thav at torney began a forceful presentation to the court. Before he had fairly launched his counter attack, however, he waa interrupted br the presiding Justice. who said that he waa about te decide the uueatlou la faror of Senator Thurs ton. . "inv that . case," remarked Mr. Thurston, resuming hla aeat at once. "I will make no speech to the court for fear of changing your honor's" opinion." . Did Not Observe. Theodore Billroth. ' the eminent Vien nese surgeon, lecturing to hip class in meaicai aonooi. said that a doctor needed two glfta he must be free from any tendency - toward nausea and he must be a good observer. He then poured a nauseous fluid into a glass, dipped one "Of his flnaers Into it and licked It off, whereupon he In vited the students to follow . his ex. ample. Without flinching, they did aa With a broad grin the surgeon looked at them and said; 'Tou have stood the first test brilliantly. Not so the sec ond, for "none of you observed that -1 dipped my first flnser Into the glasa. but licked tne secona- LcttCrS V 'fAa She ZB aTpett. Portland. Auir? II. Tu the Editor of The Journal If Dhe Journal wishes tu comment f M,l dhe president's . recent order concerning fonetlo apellnsr, per mit me tu offer a form that la really fonetlo aa far as our veri defectlv redundant . alfabet wll permit: "Mr. Rosvelt seems anxious tu become non aa a reformer in ether things besides politics. Hla vtus on spellng wtl hav dhe hearty support of all hla followers ha sign tjielr names with sn X." Dhls form Is consistent and . logical. ' j Dhe mere mls-spellng of a word does not of neoessitl reprecent its fonetlo elements. It is easy tu adapt- alleid Joes of dhe Silurian Ave and hurl dhem.aaenst him hu wud Introdlus - some order Inter Ingllah spellng ia place ot dhe present anarchy. .Tura trull. fonetlealll. V W. B. VARNtTM. ' Effect of Gulf Stream. From the Boston Transcript If the gulf etream is what makes England so warm and moist and green and the gulf stream is moving up to ward our New England coast a hundred miles nearer than it hae been, or only IS miles off Nantucket why may we not become even more Enellsh than we have elready been accused of being by members of less homogeneous commu nities of the United States? If - the moist weather, both fair and foul that haa made this summer peculiar and memorable, is dus - to the approach of the gulf stream, then sure enoush we are in for that change of climate which eome people are always on the lookout for, finding its symptoms in every phe nomenal spell of cold or hot weather. We-ehall soon be turning up our trous ers without waiting to heart It la rain ing in London, for.lt will be ramlne every day here, and a tight-rolled silk umbrella will tie part of our regular apparel whene'er "we take our walks abroad. But we couldn't well be more loyallyfond than we are already of King Edward unless perhaps he forth with persuades the esar to abdicate, ae not knowing one elde ef the king busi ness; ll he does that we shall fairly dote on him, end" be almost ready to change "America" to "God Save the King,' and give It back to him ae fairly won. . .- , A Coos bay man nicked uW a lead alu that had evidently been used in- the battle between whte men and Indians ear Port Orford In IIH.' ' i '--. Demoralising. BIRDSEYE VIEWS . cf TIMELY 'TOPICS SMALL CHAN03. There's a bint f autumn la the even. Ing air.. '.-., ,,. . Literally, Bryan m at aea, but not metaphorically. , . v. j, . ' ' . e '.."'' It'S'S wonder Croker didn't oome over to attend that reoeguoa, . ' . . , .... ,..-'..-( e e " -' - ". "" ' j - I New le tho--ttacr-whone-anwno applies for an efie la entitled te recogni tion. , .. .. ' ,' . - e ';, e. . The etandpattere earft make the lesuee for 1101 Just what they.- would hare them. , 1 Not a day should ' pasa ' without the diaoorery of Stensland In some new place. . . '. - -Three hundred words aQ at enoel No, we don't want any job In the public prtntere office, .. The poor tired vacationers re coming home numerously. ' They'll get rested up in a few aaya, . .y For our Part If every one of those monotonous eriokete could be extermi nated, we'd help dO ft..,. If Teddy can't aee any monopollatlo trusts fostered by the tariff, he needs to consult an economic oecuusc a e ... .. It would be strange If In beetowtng every other good thing on Oregon na ture had omitted ell. Somebody!! strike it yeuv : ' , v ...... , Some ef those armies down In Cuba are aald to oonalat of 110 or 1 00 men, but this la probably a groee exaggera tion., -v - ,. i. V e- e . , ..; v' But will there be any room for news and advertisements In the Pendleton Tribune after Brother Oeer becomes ed itor? .,' ., -k . , Going, going the summer time; ' ' Later comes the dawn; ' Sooner the ere, with hint of rime; ; doing ere longi gone! Where'er yen gaae, the August base Fills all the atmosphere It dime the hllla, the dome It fills, Ana in it. learee turn sere. , -.'- e e .; Aa exchange p raises. Reckaf eller for never having given up his American d!t lsenshlp te live abroad. Why should he when the Americana are ao "dead easy . ' e e . -. ; . When one baa to tura out into the middle of the street wverr few yards nearly all Over town, he doesn't have to strain bis eyes to watch Portland grow. x '' '." ' ' ; ' i. v : A man claiming to be Adam le en the way to the coast with a band of follow, ere. In search of the garden of Eden. He Is headed In the right direction, yet he may run up against the police. - ' e--e . - - We believe that a man who dice after having willed hla property to hie wife on condition that abe shall not marry again la not fit to go to any sort of heaven m zor a decent man to exist in. Nools and Corners, of History NSW YORK'S I By Rev. Thomas B. Gregory. . Tnt tha vaar last the Dutch anvarnor of v Tork was William Kief t as hot-headed. Impulsive and brutal a man as everheld office on thia eontinent Midst his other resolutions Kleft de termined to lay a tribute of furs and wamnum ion the Indiana "for protect ing them from their enemies." j M. , vfc '.-. - - the eontemftt and Indignation of the red men. who kAew very well that they re ceived no protection from Tort Amster dam, and to povernor Kleft they eent the following reply: The- -eaohemV must im a pretty-mean fellow. He eamd to live among us with out being. InvUecf. and now he wante us .to supply hint WTltfc corn for nothing!" While Kleft wtas enanng orer fair and sensible Answer to his attempt at laying tribute pon the red men, a party of raacally Wutchmea landed on gUten Island and atlpU eome hogs from De Vrles, and, to addX to their rascality, laid ths blams of theVthlevery upon the Indians. Old Kleft at once twl upon the inno cent aatlvee with Tirel and sword and the natives, being humkn, retaliated by burning barns and kllllAg White men. The ' bloodthirsty gov jernor wss for Instant war, but before B"ulng his or der for the bloody business hs rail erf a meeting of the leading cltlsens. The council met In the fort AuWuat IS. 1141. being the first public asVmnbly ever convened on- the Island of Manhattan. The vote of the assembly t was against war, but war the stubborn oud governor would have, and did have. : I His bloody resolution we -suddenly matured by the following incident: - A Dutch trader made an Indln drunk and a tele from htm a dress ?f bearer aklna. When the Indlea got (sober hs shot a couple of white men to with the paleface who had him Kleft immediately . eent forth his Dutohmen with orders to burn arbd Slay regardless of age. sen or condlUoln, and the orders were earnea out to tne-iev ter. Two of the most disgraceful The Prise Medford Garden. . From the Medford Mall If you want to see what water ill do, ' oven on land considered to. sufficient .moisture for the grow of ordinary crops,, just stroll aor ng the bridge eome day and take a 1. at T. P. Kahlers garden. Tou wo have ' any trouble rinding It T can't miss It because your attentl will immediately be drawn te the tremely rank- growth of everything" it The secret la water on good soil, a thia, water cornea from a little tw inch centrifugal pump, operated 1 a one-horse power eleotrlo moto The area Irrigated le about one ac and this patch of ground will prod tnis year enougn garden truck of ous kinds to pay for that motor pump, and then eome. Mr. Kahler baa really the finest den we have ever seen. Hs hss t to vines that are small trees, m )n rt :'e rines that ars so heavy thst no of the ground ie risible. Pact la. only Once In a while you ean eef tn ground anywhere, ao rank is ths fowtn and there Isn't a weed to be I " One might suppose that with so great 4 ylne growth, there .would be j 1 little lOREOON SIDELIGHTS. Another big aawmtU Is to .be buUI at Brownsville.'. r ,v ...e, e ....... Now the dirt la flying ea the Umatilla reclamation reservoir. . - .', . v, . e e.' . "J '. -". - Trout salmon and several varieties of sea flab at Marshfisld., 'i , , ' . - e e - ' " Last Sunday Tygh wad biassed with ' three sermons by three preachers. And It wasn't a very wicked settlement, either. v ; , , . .. - - ... -... ,e e -. ' - . . ' A aaleaa "man advertises that, be will pay none of hla wlfe'e debte because she deserted blm whan be had a broken leg. Don't blame hint. - - , ,: e . a " . v. ' The dry counties will cause the Port- -lead postoffice recelpte - to be greatly increased. The wholesale whiskey ' bouses must keep the dry people posted thinka the Brownsville Times. ' e.;e -,'. ' ' A Free Orore woman aent out an', alarm that her baby was loot and after ' a lot of searchers had hunted for It aa hour or two It was found on a bed , at borne, aeleep, " " " v"r - '. Hawthorne oocrespondsnee ef Oakland Owl: A tramp passing through here eaye the Norrle boys hired him to work in the mill, but be did not like the looke of- the engineer, Bam Knight, who he christened Ed Norrts wife. JTor this reason alone be quit work. . , V': ,' ; C ! ;'- '' e ;..e l- '"' V- -"' '.''' ' A Corrallie farmer says that bis band ot ewes sheared an average of eight pounds of wool which went at It cents, ' making It per bead. The band averaged also a lamb to ths ewe, and the lambs were sold at H., a total of ll.es per head, making hla band of aheap by far . the beat Investment on bia farm. e ;. X V.: The big Spanlding log drive from the McKenale, several miles long, now Hearing the lower Willamette, ia eald to-oomprise 11,000,900 feet being the biggest drive that ever - peaaed down the river. . Thirty-five men .and' a dosen horses are In the outfit together with floating barns, bunk and oooklng . houses, tools and appliances. - , , . ' "' . '' e e . .. , Oakland Owl: The SkeHer Xiumber company win build a apur from Brain to the mill, which la six miles, with ether , spurs reaching out into its immense body of timber. Later on the oompany may 'reach Coos bay through a out In the mountains, making the distance only CO mllee from Drain to Marahfleld. Now a railroad should be built from Oakland to the timber bolt on the upper Cala- pooia, - ... . , . '," Hood River la the banner telephone city of He else on the coast says the Glacier. The local exchange baa 160 subscribers, with nearly 100 new appli cations, while The Dalles . hae only about 100. The new Mount Hood line has a mala line working and le put ting In phonee as fast as possible. A ' new exchange le being put In at Moeler, , . which starts off with 40 subscribers, ; There are also several private Unee 1st .. the vallsy. - , .'; INDIAN WAR.'. eras la American history followed, one at Paronla, the other at Coriears Hook. Hundrede of red men with their wlree and little onee were ruthlessly butoh a red, the villa gea burned and the corn fields devastated. - Justly enraged at thia Inhuman treat ment of their brethren, the Long Island Indiana Joined with the river tribes and declared epen war against tne whites. r la a little while it looked bad for New 'Amsterdam. The retribution waa -quick and terrible. Wherever a white -man Showed himself outside the atock- ado he waa shot and scalped. Cattle were driven off. Houses were burned. -Women, and .children were captured and killed or carried into captivity. New Amsterdam waa In despair, and it looked one time aa though they ' would be obliged to quit the fort and go back to the old country. . . Kleft begged for peace. The Indians scorned bis stipulations and the havoo continued. ... But the white man la tough, full of courage and abundant In reeouroee, and . the red man was sure to get the worst . of It . , , Availing themeelres of the assistance of aome English colonists who had set tled near by them, the New Amsterdam burghers were able to turn the tide In -their faror. Under the command of Cook and TJn drhll, the Englishmen snd Dutohmen so completely turned the tablee that In a abort time orer 1,000 Indiana were slain. At Maspeth, at Hempstead, at Strickland's Plain, near Greenwich, the . natives were massacred in windrows, . -the women end children being driven. Into the huts and burned alive. The "victory" at Strlckland'a Plain, . where over.00 of the children of the -. forest perished by - fire and a word, , practically ended the war,, and on a . beautiful April day of the year 144 -the surviving chiefs of. ths Long Island ' and river tribes appeared at the fort and ened "lor peace. A little later all the sechsms of the hostile tribes sssembled on the Bow ling Green and, after smoking the pip " of - peace, ewore thst they would never -' again make war against the palefaces, . : 3- : : -. else, but the? tomato rlnee are -hanging full ot the-tthSgtet klpd pf fruit Np melons are risible, but ft you part the ' rlnee you will see melone lying aa thick - .. aa they can on the ground and great, big fellows, too. He has the old-fash- J toned, yellow Yankee pumpkin ae big a a buahsl basket and Hubbard and other squashes that - would -taks a prise et , ' any agricultural show; The list of the " products of that sore patoh la too long . for adequate description, but this Item weuid-be- Incomplete-without mention of the-flowers about " the- bouse. The ' flower beds are simply a riotous mass or kaleidoscopic color and the air Is heary . with the perfume of the many varie ties.' There eeeme to be everything Im aginable in that flower bed. The pomp 'also serves as a private fire department - Should the house catch Are all that la necessary la to start the ?ump, pick .up the, hose, already at aohed to the pipe, end a powerful etream - ean be played on any portion ltt the dwelling, or two streams, if need l fbe. v i - -"..-,... 'I' ' " ' ' ' , In the recent fire in Santiam hm horses could not be led or driven away. pbut rushed Into the flsmes and were destroyed, while cows waded late the water, and P out pi nana g wa :