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A :'v l THE JOURNAL AM IKDirUDIKT O, ft, JtCMOX aHt4 rurr arealng (xrtt o.ly 1 n4 , rr utiUJ "orolna. at JowmI mild.. tat. Wtk u XoMr.4 at t poatsfeee at retl. Of. paa, fur kwniMUa imi . iM"d olaaa nuttf. , ' . . TaXgPHONH. no ..... . I 9t "fieri::::::::.:""."...'..!. rOBEION ADVBBTISrNO aMlOS!ITATlVl ViMUas-BmJaau 8pdal aavertiniie fT. i 1M Nmi atTMt, Naw lark I Irleuae kail . . . tfcf, C'blrars . BahaerlBttoa .1m v Ball to ear la Ik Ualtad Sutaa. Caaaoa a Kestoet ( J. ,. . - tlill.T. . ; CW year... .SSoe t Oee . tVri. JO w . SUHDaT. ' Oaa raar St 00 t Oaa vaeta.......! JO DaILT AND SUNDAY. Oaa r r....... STOP t Oaa matli I ioioTteepfcth hlo month and tongue, keepeth hit soul ' from trouble- 8olomon, HIGH SALARIES.' n L.'T HI) PAW tha men vihn irt . paid the , immense salaries we read of, from $50,(X a year .upward, : earn, them? And If riot, can the se. in the case, of of- j? icers of .. corporations, : which are V creatures of the law, reduceand reg ulate their salaries? These questions '' are being; especially considered since V the disclosure of the New York in il snrance scandals, showing a long list ."" of salaries' ranging from $15,000 up to $150,000 a year. Senator Dryden, president of the Prudential Insurance '. company, testified that be received a aslary oi $65,000 a year and earned 'very dollar of it As he practically owns the concern, he fixes his own . aalary,r which the insurers must pay,' whether they agree that he, earn it or not; The United States pays the " president only $50,000 a year... Jf that is a fair compensation, how can the , president of an .insurance company, or even of a great railroad '. company, ' earn $100,000'or $150,000 a year? The '. late 'Jacob ' I Greene, ' president of jthe Connecticut Insurance company, . said no man in such a position could ,: earn nor than $10,000 a year, and he I refused to accept mots; although 4a ' ' far larger salary- was urged upon V him, "He claimed that this was auf ' flcieut to command first-class talent in any line of business. ., But in these days of big1 things 'we' 'think be did V not take a sufficiently, broad view of the matter, A man as a general, abstract prop osition is worth all he can get; get ting it is prima facie evidence that 1 lie earns it, but not proof positive, for ..'. the people who hire him may, not be ; the ones that have to pay him. ..The people who , ultimately have to pay him the common peoplehave nothing to say; salaries axe fixed by a cabal or coterie of high salaried : men for themselves. Could not Mr. J. J. Hill, for instance, fix hia salary at $5,000,000 a year, and those of his sons and other chief lieutenants pro- portionately ? , And would not the people who use his roads ultimately have to pay those salaries"?" ,i i ; It is difficult for men of compar atively small affairs to say what the salaries of presidents and other1 high " officers of great corporations ought to he, but there is a growing opinion ; that there la a great salary graft in connection with these quasi-public : corporations, and that ' the smaller ' stockholder if not the people gener- ally ought to have something to say about it - --. ' A GET-MARRIED CLUB. S OME NON-SOCIETY young single people of St Louis or young rora-at least, and the girls will soon fall in have organized ;'; a get-acquainted club, its object e Jflg to bring together young men and young women in an innocently' social ; way, so that they may form acqulint ances, with the r avowed object of IJ choosing life partners. By joining the club sny young man or woman V announces that he or she would like ! .t msrry but knows no pne suitable ; to marry. ': Picnics and other enter tainments will be devised, affording - these unmated young people oppor tunities to 'get acquainted with one another, to pick and choose and pair off . and court and propose and say ., , Supposing this- to be the real and SOle object, it is a good scheme. Many ' a young mas fit. to marry and who would like to marry doesn't marry because he doesn't know any suitable girt Those he would have he can't get,, and those that he could get he wouldn't have. And many a maiden, If not "all forlorn" on this account, is , in a similar predicament. It is gen erally the case that neither a young man' nor young woman of the work- , ing classes has much opportunity of picking and choosing, A couple be comes acquainted, friendly, court and marry, and perhaps make a mis mated couple, when if a lot of young people aould get together and' become aem sated, aaah wiUi g score or so Edito of. the opposite sex, mora congenial matches would be made. l'A young man earning enough to support a wife would be much better off going on such a club's picnics looking for a wife than in running about with male companions only or going .with just ope girl whom he doesn t care much for; and there It nothing immodest or improper in In telligemV- well-behaved girls joining such a diib and acknowledging that they want to marry the fight sort of young man. LA FOLLETTFS CHIME. H EMENWAY of Indiana is one of the senators whom Sen ator La Follettc attacked on account of their votes on the rate bill, and Hemenway was on the plat form when at a Chautauqua assembly La ; Follette scored him . and others, showing the, nerve" of the Wiscon sin man. As a reply the Indiana ma chine has formally made the terrible charge against La' Follette that he voted with the Democrats on most of the amendments proposed, and ac tually had, the audacity, he being the newest member, to introduce an amendment himself and debate it for most of two days, all of which was in violationWf precedent' and subversive of party discipline. But .one Repub lican: paper, m reply to these damn ing 'charges, saya:. V: The Hoosier proclamation illustrates admirably one of the things most seriously, the matter "with political managers now adays. They haven't discovered yet that-? the day of buncombe ia past They have failed to appreciate the significance of decaying . partisan rancor and increasing' intelligence. They are still trying to substitute in vective for debate, epithets for facta. They think independence is still a crime, and utterly overlook that it. is now become a virtue." ' Yes, the time, is fast approaching when a man can't be read out of a party, by a corrupt political machine because he dares to do right and stand by the people, and if he is read out the people vote him ia nerer theless. - ; , THE OLD WOMAN NOTHER University of ' Chi cago professor has broken - out, this time one who says that not only -was man hot created first," nor woman out of. one of his ribs, but that the original human ani mal, was, the female, and that she tamed man from an inferior wild ani mal, and through uncounted ages dominated him, only by alow grade ,tions falling to an inferior state phys ically ana, in some respects mentally. Professor Thomas goee on to say some other things that are somewhat sensational and that will meet with almost , universe!" contradiction, but at to this assertion of woman's orig inal superiority, there is nothing new in it, and It appears to bs a quite gen erally accepted theory. '' Probably the prior evolution of the female into a woman somewhat comparable with the modern woman progressed faster than that of the male' biped, for what reason one could only speculate, for it must have been a process of evo lution. It : seems " incredible that there" could have been a "woman,1 and no man, nothing male comparing to her except some vastly inferior creature; but that the female in the earlier stages of the evolution of the human race - was ia all respects su perior to the male is generally con ceded.'. And this' relative status was probably maintained throughout many. ages. , But after he got his start man gamed on woman,, and fin ally, at some prehistoric period, had passed hert at least, in most parts of the globe, in weight and strength of body and the weight - though not necessarily in the quality of brsin. Beyond the earlier inklings of his tory w speculate in the dark, yet keen touches have felt and cat-eyes have seen there evidences that on this .proposition tna professor ; is right, and he finds confirmation of woman's original dominance itv the fact that in some essential particulars she does yet dominate to the truth of which conclusion he can find, a cloud of male witnesses. ' EXPORTS OF WHEAT. D' URING the year ending June 30, 1906, there were exported from the United States and Canada 134744,917 bushels of wheat or its equivalent in wheat and flour. The preceding year the exports were only 63,484,381 bushelsbut forjh year before that they Vere about the lame as for the past year, and in the year ending June 30, 1903, the amount reached 225,741785 bushels. V The total crop of the United States and Canada was 729,405,000 bushels in 1903, 627,234,000 in 1904, and 806, 000,000 bushels ia 1905. " , V It is increasing and will Increase in Volume for several years, at least. but jiot always nor perhaps ' perhaps lope Id AT T 1 1 si INOQks and Lorners 6t Xlistpry THE BATTLE OF F ev. Thomas S. Oraaory. H IBTORT tU us of but Me bat tle of Baa Jacinto. Thar have baan blarer battles; thsr have baaa baltlaa upon the laaue of wnloh far greater raaulta dapandad; but tnaa Baa jaolnto no prettier battle was ever louent. , It waa a aaa of a battle, and warrior never won a more alorloua victory than Bam Houston that day won over the Mexicans. .-v. Oa the flrat day of Maroh. lit, the mertoaa ettlers in, Tesae declared their tndependeaoa of lfezloo, elected David O. Burnett president of the new republls, Thomaa I. Rusk secretary of war, and Bam Houston roneral-la-chlef Of the foroeo. - The "foroee" were laraaly ob paper. but Bam Houston was a perfect human meaner, and It waa only a, ahert time before he had drawn to himself the bear fighting army that this planet has ever eeen. This may aeemlto be a "rather broad statement but Its truthfulneaa will ap pear in the sequel. Mexico waa aoterminea tnat Texas should not bo free; and old Santa Ana set himself in motion to annihilate the impudent fellowe who had dared to laaue their declaration of independence. Bam Houston, with TS0 Texana, lav alone the Baa Jacinto creek, near the reeent city of Houston. Every man a Houston's little army loved liberty more than he did his own life, and every man tn that army waa an expert with the nee. It may be added that every, man in that Immortal army waa there ror the pure love of the cause. and would have scorned the Idea of pay for the services he waa about to render. Santa Ana. with 1.100 Mexican rea-o. lars, stood face to face with the patriot' army along the , now famous Texan etream. Thirteen hundred against seven hun dred and fifty! ; Houston called a council of war. and the verdict waa unanimously shouted forth in one word:, 'Tlghtr the same ratio as the increase in home consumption, which is esti mated at 12,000,000 ' bushels year. Canada has a great deal of land good for wheat yet untitled, and if the price should rise from year to year a good deal more would be produced in the United States, but it may be ex pected that consumption in this coun try will gradually, overtake produc tion. Then the United ' Kingdom would have to look elsewhere, per haps to new wheat fields in Siberia. - BEST- FEATURE OMITTED. rTtHE NEW consular law class!- I fies . and grades the service, provides for the temporary transfer of certain consular officials by the president, the appointment of five in spectors of consulates, abolishes com irfercial agents, forbids consuls above a certain, grade to pratice" law, ! re quires ; them to perform notarial services for fees but forbids personal fees, and partially Americanizes the service. These provisions will, un doubtedly do something to improve the service, yet the National Business lesgue has sent' out a circular argu ing that the best and most vital fea ture of the law aa originally framed, the merit system, was eliminated. Hence, the league says, the new law gives no assurance of a permanent betterment of the consular service, nor inducement to the educated, am bitious young man to make a career therein. The only point of admission to, the service should be at the low est grade, thence by promotion up ward through the higher grades, pre cisely as young men, enter busineii life with certainty of advancement proportional to demonstrated effic iency. The league insists on the adoption of the merit system of examination, appointment and promotion, so as to remove the service from the sphere of political influence and the spoils system, and on some other' features left out of 'the present law, and it would be well for business men to think the subject over and use their influence td have the law amended in these psrticulars. The appointment, retention arjd promotion of consuls should be entirely taken out of the hands of professional politicians and partisan office holders. The service will never be improved and reformed as it should be until this is done. . PEACE PAYS. ' -' . . - ! .'- G OOD, to both the 1 United States and the' Latin-Amer-. . icsn republics should result from the Pan-American conference, and from the .visit there of so able a statesman as Secretary Root He il in better business than the cabinet members who- are or . soon will be peddling out partisan palaver. ",The Pan-American congren de clared in favor of peace, of arbitra tion imtead of war, and this was an excellent resolution to adopt The whofe world ' will quit ; war after awhile.' , But commercial peace is also desirable. When these American states quit both military and business wars they will soon become much better off.. v ' v Look at Cuba. Under Soain It was in a state of revolution of 'some 'de gree half the time. The United States turned to and drove Spain out of its jast foothold la America, helped, Page . w a ' 8AN JACINTO Houston replied: ?Att right,' boys. ngnt M'-isr . , t. But wait a moment There) la a bridge aerosa the stream tn the rear of the Mexloana, and that bridge must be de stroyed. . No Mexican must escape! It must be a dean sweep! 'Deaf" Bmith and another eoout are seat to bura the only avenue of escape for the "Oreaa- ere, and now air Is ready. - It is I o'clock, April U lll the day of "8aa Jacinto' and Bam Houston and his men make . a , break for the enemra line! No sooner are the patiiota seen to be In motion than the Mexicans begin play ing opon them with their artillery, but fortunately the Mexloaa gunners elevate their pieces too much and the shots ge hurtling over the Texan e heads. In the meantime the Texaas hold their fire.- Now ther are within te nidi f the Mexloana, and their lines erack all along - the line. - Bvwry erack nMaae dead or wounded Mexloaa. Banta Ana's army aeema suddenly to have sunk into ma earxni Eighteen minutes elapse, and the fight Is over the quickest deadliest work that was ever done oa a battle field. . . - The figures are marvelous, nothing like It being known la all the annals of Remember, Banta Ana's .force waa 1.100. Out of that number the Texans killed MS, wounded lit and captured lie. Only seven of the enemy escaped. The Texan lose waa: Killed, . wounded, IS. - Ordinarily the wounded are to the killed in the proportion of five to one. Here the killed were almost three times aa many as the wounded. , ' Verily Baa Houston's men knew hew to handle the rifle! -Ban Jacinto made Texas aa Indepen dent republic, and such the Lone Star state remained for IS years, when, la 1141, by unanimous vote of her people, she took her proud place la our mighty sisterhood of states. give Cuba a start, required it to keep the peace, and nowiCuba ia prosper ous and we Americans are . doing a growing business with the Gem of the Antilles. In" 1896 we sold Cuba $7,000,000 worth and bought from Cuba $4d;000,000. Last year, 10 years later, we sold to -Cuba $43,000,000, and bought $95,000,000. The total trade increased from $47,000,000 to $138, 000,000 In 10 year. During the same period trade . between the United Statea and Mexico, under Diax, at peace, increased from $35, O)0,t)0060(,axrthriifl the, increase was from $85,000,000 to $110,000,000; with Argentina from $i4,ooo,ooo to. $42,000,000. v'.-.-:;''' " Peace pays. : Peace in all the coun tries south of us helps this country, but it pays' them even better. This is only the commercial point of view. But think of .the awful cost of war. in lives, money and property. The sooner .all 1 these countries, many of them with great natural re sources, realise that peace pays, that war ia folly, and that commercial reprisals in the shape ofjhigh duties are also folly, the sooner ' they will enter upon a period. of growth and prosperity; will begin to live -decently and intelligently as statea. "Better Fruit". is the title of an in structive and valuable monthly estab lished last month at Hood River, that should be read by all fruit growers. Its title indicatee its mission, and better fruit, as long as it can be mad better, should be the object of every Oregon producer of fruit, of whatever kind. . Make Oregon unquestionably the best fruit state In the union.' Hearst is probably doing a good job for the people, area if he does defeat the gangs calling themselves Democrats who hope to get control of New York and jChicago. Far bet ter half-way decent . and honest Re publicans in office than' these "gray wolves of politics. Standard Oil may' be fined a few thousands of dollars, or tens of thou sands; 'what does it car for that? But the government will claim, a great victory. Standard Oil men will not be touched, while lesser , thieves go to iaiL The pilgrim, fathers were not such liars, grafters and hypocrites as ex Secretary Long has represented them to be, but if they, had . been they would scarcely have f deserved to be defended now by John D. Rocke feller." ,''- ' ' . ' s". . 1 .m Secretary Shaw told a Chautauqua audience that the courftry was never so free from graft as now, and to how that he thought there waa not grafting enough he went on to argue in favor of, a ship subsidy. - r, What Republican , on returning from' a ' foreign lead unless . it be Roosevelt at "some future time- would be tendered such a reception as will be, given Bryan? -, ' ' The peaceful subjugation - of the Philippines goes ' right On. Five Americans had the misfortune to get in its way , on ' Thursday and . wsrt butchered by Pulajanes. 1 This is not our war, but if it were we would sug gest a method of stopping forever those massacre! of Americana, and our plan would contemplate the) r OF 1HE JOURN H to Kn ymns ow, "XwtThata Be Light,' By John Marriott fTh Rev. John Marriott (Cottesbach, England. 1 Tie Broad Clyst March ,11. 1118), student at Rugby and at Christ church, Oxford, private tutor tn the family of the Duke of Bueolouoa and minister of the Kpiseopal church, was a man whose uiet retired Ufa would be unknown bat for this one hymn. And few. Indeed, of the many thousands who sing this Inspiring song in the churches ever stop to aak aa to. Its author. Tat it ranks as one of the greatest of the nymps, Doing usee la the opening wor ship of churches all over the world. It waa- written probably about 1111 and published in Lyra Brltannlea la HIT; today It la- found In every hymn book that makes any pretensions te complete ness. , Thoo, whose almighty word Chaoa and darkness heard, ' - And took their flight, ' Rear us, we humbly pray; And, where the gospel's day v ; Bheda not Its glorious ray, ( Let ther be light ' Thou, who didst oome to bring On thy redeeming wings ,. Healing and eight, Health t the elok to mind, ' Oh, aow to all mankind V ' Let there be light " .-T .... 7. . v i ' etprHt truth and leva," .. Llfegivtng. holy dove, ," Bpeed forth thy flights ' Move e'er the water face t Bearing the lamp of grace, ' And la earth'e darkest plaoe ' , Let there be light - Holy and blessed three, ' Qlorioue trinity, " 1 - Wisdom, love, might! Boundless as ooean's tide . Rolling In fullest pride ' Through the world; far and wide, let ther be light .. Sentence Sermons. : By Henry F, Cope. Silent goodness speaks loudest. . ,,: . ---f Ow loads Vt.ue up to strength. . . - e e M,-. . , Ufe grew aa love la given. ' ! e, e ' Nothing eubllme la enen t tha self. inauigent. ...:-'.; From the grind of drudrarr comae at last the glorious divine spark. big reputation oaa be buUt eut at a migaiy entau enaraoter. The SDlrit ef the father never mera aeparation tn the family. . ' V . e. ,: e , . ' ' ' When the' heart la lifted ua the head onen ia aowea aow a. The last man te Improve tha world u the one wh Je eatisfied with hlmteif. - That eay best ruimie Its purpose wnioa ia a preparation ror the neat The proof of a faith is not la Its prestige, but la Ite present power. - ' . e . - ' Some preaching le only a prescribing ef prescriptions for a heart-elok woftd. .- .; . e a r- . Many mea miss .truth because they are expecting something, that looks learned.:. It's easy to determine your principles wnsa yea. nave aostuiatea your in teresta. ' . The religion that eannot mix with business has no bualnese te meddle with anything. - .- . ' The man whoa religion is a bluff al ways wants to eaah la with the chips. ;'! :. - e a The best training for ' the golden streets te cleaning earth s alleys. , . . v ... . v e a .. . ,i .. He gets little good eat of hie own faith wh see no good a any ether. , e . e , . : Only the Infant think of this life aa the whole eurrlouluae of Oed'e . uni versity. ,;...,.; . ,, . e e . - To oaaaot eonqtter the world for good by whining over It wickedness. moral of a commander-in-chief who is so busy- denying accusations of graft that he hat littl time for sol diering, i'w . ' . i j-i in ii lassa ' We hope Mr. Rockefeller will make a real nice cuiijing taia io nis Sun - - ' t ( -Alt I f M day school today. ' If it were not for that Sunday school he might not get Into the papers Monday. ."'. - " A, Philadelphia couple has lived to gether 60 years without a quarrel. That Is very nice, but somehow we fear neither of them amounts . to much. - .. ... Query: Jf one considers himself only half a Republican, or half a Democrat, will .half a dollar do? The weather man might as well; have been on a vacation for several weeks past' ' Another glorious summer Sunday dawns; make tha most of It, and be good.''-, ' ' " The council willjhave to listen to the voice ef the people. : 'w ;.';',.", Wiahhjr en Tlpa.'; -v. : The ooeaa etsamer eaa take the prise ae far aa the tipping evil Is eonoeraed. Of eourse, the steamship eompanlee are not responsible for tftla - Often the pas seagers themselves are responsible, for In taking a trip to Curope the exhilara tion or the oceaaioa ortea loosens tne tla-iest wad. a that persons aive tips on a steamer that would never think of giving at home. It e ease ef tip all the time, and some waiters are pointed out who are worth thousands of dol lars aad owa considerable real estate la Xuropeaa el t lee, and all thla waa ao eumalated through tlpa. In ether word a. mere is a place like a steam snap for Use aa U U rad for aU it te vsrta. A S ermon THE THORN laeteaa er tne there shall come up the nr tree, and Instead of tha brier hall some P the myrtle trees. Iialab iv;is. K -. ... ... ,. . j. , . .:' Br Henry' F, Cos. . m m sHB ancient law that nature ab ' .. .hors a vaouam holds trus In the v M moral realm. The hsasl ef nan I never long empty. And t yet iv ia..-.-. ., v .-, the whole scheme of modern ecclesiasti cal regulation of We Is built w-the plan of making a man holv bv emctv- ing him ef all evil and stocolna there. leaving , negative oondltlon, without a thought f the necessity of flUlng the void, . ' " ) . Bo long have we been trained in thla tnat we are all a good deal more eon corned about the things we ought not to do than about the things we ougnt to do. We spend our days nipping off the buds of, evil inclinations, pulling up the weeds of evil habits, wondering now it happens they multiply so fast. forgetting altogether the wiser plan we would adopt with weeds and briers In eur gardens, - , '.. There, are many who still think ef the ploue man aa one who succeeds In accomplishing . the largest number of repressions In his life, the Ideal being ine eoioriea me. never doing a thing that la wrong or sublect to sritlcism. The energy of many a Ufa la being spent in a campaign agamsc a certain list or proscribed deeds. Blessed Is the ana according to their beauties wh6 has the largest number of things he dees not do. ' - j- ' - But If rightneee Is abstinence from eviL then a lamppost must always be better than a man, for It justly eaa lay claim to an rae negative virtues. What an easy way of Ufa la thla, simply to And out the things we know other people like to do and to determine that If we only oaa leave them -undone we .are holy In the sight of heaven. But not only la thla a way of folly: It la a way of positive harm, a way fatal at last to the true Ills. To do no more than to turn out one set of devils only Is to Invite ether and worse devils Into the heart To seek emptiness only Is to invite yet more iniquity. : Aa empty heart la aa dangeroue as an empty hour. Emptiness Is not holiness, ' It is Idiocy, i NotLlhtf to Do but BY ELLA WHEELER WILCOX. ; " P Just why American girls ; so fre quently marry Englishmen waa a ques tion agitating the readers ef The Even ing Journal when t est sail for foreign lands. '-- . ..-.,' The topio earned me back to my ehildhood'e Impression gained how and whence I know not unless front some Idle tale via, that English 'husbands always beat their wives I ' Later acquaintance with that nation' altty baa failed te verify - ehildhood'e Impression, aalthough the newspaper atorlee of the experieno ef oome of our American peeresses who bought titles, with husbeedg attached, might suggest Its truth. . - Just why a many Englishmen eboose American wives is obvious: . First of alt American boasts many young woman of fortune. . - . . Second. American giria are particu larly charming. .-- Tb comparison or the Snellen ana American girls in Jamaica - waa strik ingly to the advantage of our own girls In the matter of general attraotiveness. The English girls were often handsome and richly dressed and accomplished. Their voices were agreeable) they poe- eaaed repose of manner. But our girls wore their eiotnee Bet ter, carried themselves with more dis tinction, entertained men and , women more euooessfully, and "kept thlnge going" with more activity. ' , At one bouse party a slender, scarcely pretty girr from New England had every man at her heele without effort while her pink and white and handsome Eng lish rivals looked on In wonder and eould not understand; yet It was merely what we call . "go" in the girl wntcn kept the men awake and alert. i The American girl entertains the English girl waits to be entertained, . Just why the American gin is reaay to marry the English lover le another queetion. f ' ' But one important xacior in wooing is persistency, - r---;. The Kngnsn lover la .uevuuir pria- enL He le not only eeeking an at tractive wife, but he I seeking a com fortable fortune. Tne American lover le making hia fortune and therefore he eaeks his wife only, eo he may at times seem less determined than the English man, whe haa eo mucn at ataae. in the theatrical world we find fre quent easea of marriage ef poor young American women te foreign lovers; the For Swimnwra' Safety. -Tha physician, slim in his blue flan. nel -bathing suit had hia ears stuftsd with' ootton. t . "This cotton.'' he said, "should , bs used by all these who swim out beyond their depth. Tea knew how often good swimmers of that typ drown, doa't yout ' Their drowning la Imputed te cramp, but you will never find one of the drowned with hia ears atutfed with cotton..- ' r -'- ,, "Why I'll ten you why. Because it Isn't eramp that eaueee these drown Inge. It's perforation of the ear drum. followed by unooneclouoness due to the preseure of the water. - 'Cramp isn't after all, the deadly thing It is made out to be. If you get eramp In your leg wnue swimming, It Is easy enough to roll over oa your back aad float. The ramp won't kill you. But a perforation of the ear drum Is different It takes away your eenaes, end down you ge like a log. B always, If you are going to no much swimming, stuff eottaa la your eare." . Chinee Offleeseeker. ? From the Bt Paul Pioneer Press. ' lust because Alderman Koerner tried t put Charlie Tore ohop euey restau. rant out ef business by getting ths council to refuse him a license to sell Chinees drinks. Toy, whe le a natural' I aed Chinaman, has decided to rua for aldennaa against Koerner. On the day that the license wee re. fused Toy got busy. He ealled ea Mayor Backer and asked for a letter at tasting that he waa a reS peo table man. BecMer and hie wife eat chop sue I the Chtnaman'o reetaurant and the mayor gave him a letter. Then Federal jaagea penman, jew kiae and Queries, United Btatee Mar anal Held and United Btatee District At' tnmey Meaning signed petition for the Chinaman. Chief, ef Feilee Jetatea aa rTnr..-a i zz. -rrxzmmmmmmammm ! . i v ' ;''-' -"r-;, . r ' - ' ;: ijjB p, aaaaaaasi saSE9aaSBSBBKCr v jaj aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai tor AND THE FIFv There cannot be aa empty heart Te take a bad thing away from a man gives w wyuiiuauj mr m, worse ining to enter unless you simply choke the bed by implanting the good. Borne of the most dangerous people are those wh feel pious because they eaa sayt "We never did any harm.'" - i. - : , Religion often has corns to mean only a multitude of repressive regulatloaa, apparently a scheme for making other abstain from those things for which ws have ne appetite. LltU wonder that children feel only repulsion for a church which eeame to take delight in finding impiety In every natural pleasures that men turn from a path which, aeoordlng to Its prospectus, promises nothing but viiTmuun ana emptineee. Ws do not object to the pain aad Prl- vatioa provided they have their purpose. i .ui nature objects to a eourse of life that malms, plnohee and restrlcta without Corresponding and . eompenaat Ing development and liberty somewhere. We fight against every law ef life and Court the waye of death so long aa we endeavor to develop character by putting it into - Danaagea, , icaaing strings , and legal restrictions. ; I ' There ia evil to be eliminated: there are thousands of 'things we ought not to do. But the best way to get rid of the tares, la to sow - good wheat la abundanoe. The way te avoid the thlnge we ougnt not to do is to do ths things that ousht to ha dona. , The anntir Ufa is a standlne? invitation to Uinniitiu- the busy man seldom finds the devil s card left at hia door. . Lure the . life above the thinas veu Would overcome. It never - has been found neoessary te pass a law prohibit ing to president from playing marbles; larger Interests nil his life so that these things do not even, occur te him. Give a man a great work to da and you win eave him from a thousand temptation to do email and unworthy thins a milium vi mi uw i an innocence or . evil but in Doaltlve forcefulneaa fa good; not In doing as little harm aa we can,, but la filling the whole life with worth - halnful. unllflna AA am.. good life not only has no debts It has large asset deep and lasting value: it enriches all life. It off ere te the world not narren land claiming the virtue of freedom from 'the thorn . and the brier: ' It Aaeai all with tha Khii..n. A glory of fir and myrtle. - : Hunt Rick Wives charm of the footlights makes a world of Its owa. But outside -of this world not a foreigner in 1,000 seeks a poor American glti "In marriage. A broad statement, but I believe eta tlstios will verify it.. - . The most persistent Impulse In the modern man ie the financial One. Thle la the mercantile age i America la the monev center of tha wnria todav. Decaying title impecunious "gentle- men," indigent "old families', in every land en earth are looking to America for funde t reinstate them, " .n ' Foreign man of culture have not- the virile qualities necessary te bulM for tunes aa eur American men build them ut of seeming impossibilities. . c - But no American ' ever - thirsted for wealth and all It gives aa almoet every foreigner thirsts for it. - They call us -the mercenary people! Tet never waa there an American whe felt the Jealoue, envloue craving for riches which Is exhibited by the English and . Freneh men of old families and fallen fortunes when taken -off their guard or studied by one who under stands human nature.'- . ' Conscious of their Inability t eope with- our virile descendants of the Pil grim Fathers, they set tnemselvss the easier task of coping with them aa lovers and husbanda. . - - . The Englishman kaowe the ' Innate vanity ef woman, and caters to It He mirauea her and her fortune with ardor and nerslatency. and If he le tactful and diplomatic the wife contlnuee to believe ; what the maiaea imagineo inai it was herself, not her money, be eought. The Englishman. In outwar manners. might- welt be emulated by most of our American men "(Jive the devil hie due." The Englishman dreeses for din ner and takes times for hia meals. Hs finds leisure for enjoyment. This ap peals to all women. Of course he can afford to do It, since hie America father-in-law has earned him hie for-, tunaa hut ths feet -. remains that his habits are companionable and restful to the American woman. ; Life le better wortn living wnen peo- . pie take time to be well batneo, Muuiid and dressed for the varloue functlone of the day and evening. ; The scramble ror a ronune in not me only object In life. The Englishman realises this; so he lete the other man uMmkii nA ha wooa his daughter and enjoys domestic, happiness and financial Independence ever aner.' , lined up for Toy and so have, a doeea other city and etate officials. -. Bankers and manufacturers. - polltl clans and statesmen all are protecting against refusing Charlie a lloenee. Without a license Charlie cannot serve swell Chinese drinks when ths officials have their banquets there end what would banquets be without them, they "ihe oouncil will roooneldor Ite eetlen. ' ' Low Cam to Me. ' ' " By Franole Howard Williams. :, Love came to .me when I was youngi - tie brought me songs, he brought m flowers; - - Love wooed me lightly, trees among, . And dallied under eoented bowers; And loud he carolled i "Love le king! For he waa riotous as spring, : And oaraless of ths hours, , . When X waa young. ;i . , Love lingered near when 1 grew aldi He brought me light - from eur -. above; , ... And eoneolattons manifold;. He fluted te me like a dove; And love leaned out of paradise, .. , Aad gently kissed my faded eye, And whispered, "God ia Lov" ' r rw : ' ,: K New Prophet; John Edge, the Glasgow prophet, told a Bible etudenta convention at As bury park: ."In September of the year llll the people will rlee up against the governmenta In the year llll the peo ple wjll see that they have mads a grave mistake, and between -llll and 1114 they will leave .the government alone. At the end ef 1114 the etate, church and nle will be at war with one another. Ill the greatest thing will come to pass. The people will egaln rise up againat the autherlUee and the govern ment, and this time they will demolish all forms of gveramat . . . . t