-) Journal r ... UAL OF VA;!,. Page The EDITOI l -: THE JOURNAL , IN IXDEPENDBITt STSWSrArsa. c a. JACKSOH, M..rabttske tItllah4 twr mali cBt Bandar "4 , eer? Sanda grain, it J"ae Jowa.l Balld- " v will J AartlAB MUi B !. Mill - Catered at te aostefSae Portia 4. Ora te, (ar araa.mla.toa , Uinait ae , saella aa eeeoaS-alera auttar. - - - 1 TELEPHONES. . Mlarid eetaa .M.ia oup ' rORKION ADVIBTISINO BEPSESaHTATIVB ' Vrarlane-Banj'BUa Bpactal aSrertlalnc Acmer. ? IW Kiau street, New Jerk ttleeas BeUS. iat Caicff. '. - - - - BaDerrlptloa Tarae r ai.U to any la the Lnlt4 Stelea, CiMda at MexWet ' ' - bAILV. -. -v.-,. i.. Oaa rear........ .fo.oo Oaa amta....... Jo . ' SUKDAT. - '.- Oaa r. ...... ..SI 00 Om BMatB...... M DAILY AND SUNDAY. Oat -tee.. ...... .ft.e. T pee ajonta,...-.,. - ' B whit nature : Intended . yon for, and yon will succeed; be anything els and yon will bo ton thousand time worse)' than nothing .--Sidney Smith.- THE BIO FOURTH v NUISANCE. STREET T GOES without aaying" that there should be no perpetual .or .indeterminate franchiiea for the use of a city's streets, by any person or- corporation.- It is to be ' remembered and recognised that the j development of all parts of the coun try, and particularly the cities, has ; been not only immensely' helped but . fa many Instances chiefly secured and . brought about,' by men with some . ,- capital and business ideas, who could and would and did ; '. Do something ..f'';.-.' ' h ' Build railroads "', -' , , Use the avenues of travel and ' traffic to . accommodate j the people and make a greatly growing country, state and city..';; ,: ; j ... I In many; cases these people took some chances; If they. won, they won for everybody within the "sphere of theis influence,," and -it was generally conceded that, so long as they were 7 real developers V, end helpers--. J. Hill, for1 instance they were fairly entitled to financial rewards. .. It was the custom, not only here . but everywhere, from the Atlantic to khe Pacific, for legislatures and coun tils to- give such men large and what , might become and what in many in stances have become .very , valuable privileges, as to "the right of wsy. Thlspollcjr anr -practice basbetn much abused.'. The ''rights of .way" subject needs careful, conscientious consideration and adjustment 7, Portland was perhaps unfortunately laid out as to its narrow streets. It - lies along a fiver -with abreasting -; hills on the sids of the river where is located the main business 'portjon of the city. .Thr6ugh this comparatively narrow passage-way must move the .. 'traffic of the future city of more than half a million people, The streets cannot be rearranged, 'They must. .In the main, remain as the founders ef the city, never imagining it would be so large as It will be, decreed then. ; The streets bslong to the public, . to the people; everybody understands . that; discussion of this proposition is : necdlees. But had a former council afld ether ' city authorities,- evei I acting honestly and as It seemed at I the time wisely, a right to bind this j and future generations to the perpet- j ual Use of the streets by railroad and ' telephone and electric light and other ' corporations 1 - The question only needs stating to furnish its own an swer. .'.--v.. There should be no such thing as a : perpetual franchise granted in the in fancy of a town, and held by some corporation or concern as an ir revocable right The people of to day have's right to reverse the peo V pie of 40 years ago, as to any propo ;., eition whatever, and the courts will SO hold, must so decide. . ,, Therefore, with any formal and ' proper declaration to that effect, the '- permit, held by the Southern Pacific company on Fourth street is and of r -right should be null and void.- That : compsny has no mors right, in Jus tiee, in- equity, to the use of that ; street than a syndicate of expressmen v or a corporation of coalheavers. The council oughtto revoke that old permit The courts ought to up hold, thst revocation. . ... ; If the Southern Pacific is to con- , ' tinue to use Fourth street, it should pay ... what its use . isworth .to the street's owners, the people. ;' r 1 . ,-' "e , UR ALWAYS esteemed stand- pat contemportry, the Salem Stamart -raAfiir, . t i recent remark in The Journal that our elected members of congress should "speak out," and declare whether they will line up with Aldrich or Xa Fol-lette,- says'They- are- eertainlyh6t going to make the error of attempting to. break up our present prosperity by moving a general revision of the tariff. Neither will they feel under "obligations to Join the Standard Oil coterie leaded bjr Aldxich, nor to fol-, .... . ' low the rabid radicalism of the new bung starter from Wisconsin. They will simply be Republicans, and the writer doubts if the hammer of The Journal will even frighten them into going' with the Democracy." It is an interesting thing that a re ipectable '' and 1 supposedly honest newspaper, published in the year 1906, should pretend and profess ' to its readers, that the tariff causes pros perity. Even seventh-rate politicians ought to be ashamed to make any such prefehie to ifflelligenrpebpIeT , As to the Statesman's dignified and classic remark about the senator from Wisconsin, we will only say that the country seems to be in considerable need of more such "bung starters." '?They will simply be Republicans," saya bur capiuLfiltyiriend. "But they ought to be more; they should be public servants and statesmen before they are "Republicans," or '.."Demo crats," or anything else in a merely partisan sense. V,'- The truth is thst the Republican party is splitting- in two. Which half ars these men going to be with? That is the query and suggestion that we made. . ; " ' . ! ...''V '; . THE PICNIC SEASON. T HIS is the season when, among other impulses and move ments, the average town- dweller wakes up in ths morning that is, if he is a citizen of reason ably regular habits and hasn't a night ob feeling picnickyt V And within reasonable limitations we think this feeling should be yielded to, espec ially when there are so many Inviting and attractive places not .' very far away from Portland or even right in the town where one enay enjoy, a picnic, f. ' There is the seashore; there. are the mountains; there are the shaded dells snd the murmurous glades and slopes. Ten thousand preachers who never take , up . a collection; and- as many singers who never want a salary. Take the children along, of course. Rather, let them take you. - Try .to be a child again yourself, to some ex tent Let the kids romp. , It ought to do you older people as much good as it does them.- There are annoying things, out. of doors, too, it is true flies, and gnats, and bugs, and worms disagreeable things; yet these are a part and parcel of life; we are not angels ourselves, andtnaybe -to" pure'o - more evolved creatures invisible to us, we sre ss flies, gnats, bugs and worms. 'But this is drifting into 'esoteric philosophy. A picnic in the month of August, for people who have time and means and it doesn't take much of either should be , 'delightsome, useful-thing, for adults ai well ' as for children. , . f .There Is a peculiar seat about and in a simple meal eaten out o'doors; with the eky for a roof, the sun for a fire, the breeie for a fan, the birds for choristers. :. Why, you can't get ail that, at any price, in the highest-toned restaurant or hotel in even so big and progres sive a city as Portland I - Indulge the plcnicky feeling mod erately. It will please the children. nd we arS til only child THE PRESIDENT PITCHES HAY w E . EXPECTED IT. A story - about . Roosevelt going out making or rak ing, or pitching, or mowing hay. We never doubted that he was able to do this nor T. T. Geer either. But before w believe these emi nent ; statesmen have harvested, mowed, raked, pitched and m6ved the hay crop of ths country, or any considerable or appreciable part of it, we will register from Jefferson City, Missouri, and request to be shown. According to the Atsocistcd Press secount, the president rushed out to get in some hay in whst lot of block of Oyster Bsy is not disclosed be esuss a thunder storm came up. This pert of ths yarn,' as to ths thunder shower, we believe. And the rest of it we don't take it on ourself to deny. A president who can tsckls ths Standard Oil trust is liable to pitch hay, or to eat a haystack for break- ir was"" ttT the morning when "ths thunder-shower came over Oyster Bay. The hay had not been taken into the barn . the day before because everybody hsd been out to a picnic, Secretary Shaw had lust telephoned tnat he wanted to borrow a- tktto-oil the surplus. ..The thunder- rolled, or St least reverberated, snd the only oyster left in Oyster Bay hunted 'the deepest hole along the beach; the president rushed forth. He hsd only one gallus, and that. was only half hitched. He seized his Big Stick, but , ths suffering neighbor who owned4he meedow where -th hay grew told him that a" club, was no good, and furnished him with a three tined pitchfork bought at the Oyster Bay grocery.' And then Teddy got busy,;! . j - - . : Several hoboes who hsd drifted Nook, and Corners of -History HOW SIR HENRY CLINTON WA8 CHECKMATED. iBy Rev. Thomas B. Orecory. e-TT HERB wee a tlrpa .when Long X- jaiajia Bound war full of whalaa and whallna companies ware '.thick en both, ahoraa at the For some time before the breakln vui i ma American revolution the wnaiaa had slipped awav to other watara, and. aa a conaanuanra. tha arhaxJ mm companiea were eotng a poor bus NotwlthatandJn thla faef howavar. the oompanv oreanlaatlona ' war. In many inrtanees retained, and at tha oat. break of hoatllttlaa between the oolonlae and the mother country - there were little equade of men . all along the shore -who Were- ready at abort notloa ror any kind or partisan service. ic may be eald In- Daasina- that Lone Island. Battled by the conaervatlve Dutch and by the aona of Bnallah an- ueroen, was a reaulav neat of .Tories. whll Connecticut, of almost purely Pu ritan atock.' was thoroughly democtatle and patriotic . t If apace permitted- it would be poe- Klble to- fill column' after column with the thrilling- encounters between the Torlas on the south shore and the pa triot on the north shore of Long- Island, but X will eontant myaelf with the story of -bow patrlotlo Captain David Hawley negotiated an exchange of pris oners. ' On Holland hllL some two miles out from ralrf laid, ' Connecticut, - there dwelt In the spring of 177. General O. Bllllman, one of the moat prominent Whtge In the section end a great friend to the cause of liberty. Bllllman was man enough to attract the eepeolal attention of Washington and to receive from the greet chleftaln'a own hand the commission of brigadier. general, and at the time la quaetlon Oaneral SUllman. at tha head of hla troops, was at the aforesaid Holland hill with headquartera In hie own fine manalon. . Bir Henry Clinton thought It would be a fin thing to oapture the distinguished Whig and to parade him along the more pubUe thoroughfaree .of Jaw Tork In Irene. Tor the capture of SlUImaa Bit Henry into the settlement were offered as much aa 15 cents to help save the hay, but they were all tired. The only really industrious, rustling man in Oyster Bay was Teddy.. And he is no quitter. - The account says that "when the hay wagon wss filled the president, very much to the astonish ment and pleasure of the farmers, fol lowed the men to the barn, and, going up into the hay mow, received the hay and stowed it away, trampling It down vigorously. .The , perspiration rolled down his face whn he had fin ished his' task, but he . was .highly pleased with his experience and re quested the superintendent to notify him when another field of hay is to be-- garnered so thsthe canbe oh hand to assist". 7 There is no sense in asking any more: "What shall we do with our ex-presidents?" - Let 'em harvest the hay. crop But we haven't heard-of Grover Cleveland pitching and mow. ing any hay not for 50 years. x And our good friend Geer we fear thst he hasn't had intimate personal acquaintance with a pitchfork this summer! '. ' . , . SUNDAY THEN AND NOW. S UNDAY is a very different day from. what it used to b We need not go back to Colonial times to find a Sunday such as no body endures or scarcely dreams of now. Not more than 50 years ago Sundty among many CnrUtiana was ODservea very aiiicrenwy irom wnat It is by most of them now. ' It wss a day of rest from all ordinary labors, ss now, but it wss also, with many, a day in ths naturs of a penance. Two midday. sermons and an inter vening Sunday Ichool occupied about three mortal hours of time, summsr snd winter, at least in some Protest ant' churches. There wss the lesst possible cooking, no visiting, no traveling, no work except of mercy or real necessity, no games, no mirth By the stricter religious people it was really held and used as Gods holy dsy. Many a conscientious par snt would rather have buried a loved child thsn to hsve seen it going to a picnic snd enjoying itself. The peo ple who thus1 observed Sunday sin cerely believed that they were per forming - their ', highest duty, were keeping a divine command; like Paul when he persecuted the Chrlstisns, they verily thought they were doing God's service, and all the more so if even to the devoutest of them the day was ' irksome. And while msny church, members were .rnot -5)uite so strict, and non-"profeasors , -took considerable latitude in the use of the day,, there were no - excursions, no noisy gamel, nothing worst than mild, quiet diversion. But nowU-how -different- True, many people go to church and listen to soms artistic music and sn essay of about 20 or 30 minutes' duration; msny abide at home or only soberly walk or ride abroad; there is yet a good deal of real observance of Sun day, -ailed. the Sabbath; yet for a multitude of others it is only a day for outings, for excursions, for I ports, for conviviality, for nothing suggest ing the "holiness" or sacredness or former purport of the day. ' Around depots and steamer docks, ajid entrances to ball games and vau deville shows, and on corners wbers eelected a man -named Olever, a Tory refugee, who had once worked for the general and knew him well. Leaving Floyd. Neck, Long Island, la a whaling boat, with eight other- ref ugeee, Olovar aueceedad - In t reaching fairfleld about midnight, and surround ing the Bllllman manalon. capturad the gensral with but little difficulty. - Negotiations --were at enee ; opaoed with the enemy - for the exchange of their prisoner! but, to the chagrin of the patriots, the answer eame back that the 'Amarloans hag no ene in their pos session, whom the British - would . eon elder an' equivalent for the illustrious Whig general. . Than It was that the genluo of Cap tain uana Hawley eame into play. xne -captain remembered that, there was then living at Fort Neck, a village in tha town of Oyster Bay, Long Island. ths Hon. Thomas Jonas, a Justice of the supreme court of the province of New Tork and one of the steadiest royalists In the land. He figured, with his good hard, horse sans, that Jonee might be considered the equivalent of Bllllman. with Captain Hawley. to think waa to act. ana. marenaung is or the bravest of the whalers of Bridgeport,-he eet out for Stony Brook creek, on the Long island shore, some IS miles from their quarry. ; , Arriving at tha Jonee mansion about O'clock In the evening, they found his honor and a host of f rleade in the midst of a grand banquet me revelry came -to a audden and moat unceremonloue close, and within leae than a hour after their arrival Hawley and hla men ware well on their way back with their distinguished pris oner, and Inside of It hours the Hon orable Thomas Jonee, Juatloe of the su preme eourt of New Tork, waa In dur ance rile on the Connecticut etde of the aound. . - "Here's your man." said Cantata Haw ley to the American authorities; "and I reckon he will prove to be big enough to ewap off for our General SUllman." The captain's Judgment proved to be true, and In a littls while. Jonee waa exchanged for the general, - and Blr Henry Clinton had nothing but hie labor for hla pains. , - streetcars halt on any fine summer Sunday, in almost any American city, may be seen crowds of men, women snd children . hsstening, hustling, pushing, scrambling, crowding, rush ing, perspiring; red-faced, uncom fortable, in high collars and tight corsets and shoes, going off on some excursion or to see eome noisy hilar ious game. They are Jostled, be dusted, and crowded. Toes are trod den on, some swear at others, some get drunk," mashers and mashees are out in full array; and at night all are tired out feel mean if sober and per haps meaner if not, and only become rested and evened, up about Tuesday morning, Both the old Puritanical style-and the modern style are bed; the former because it was a total misinterpreta tion of the proper1 use of the Sabbath, even from a religious point of view and thatterijeeaTileTrmTstakes the true nature of proper Sunday recrea tion. - , - Sunday Is primarily1 a rest day. from both an ethical and a practical point of view. The old style was no true worship; the new is no true rest ful recreation. One may worship snywhere, particularly anywhere out doors, on a fine summer Sunday; one may picnic and take little trips with out all the noise and dirt and die comforts and dangers of a promiscu ous excursion. . .. Sensible is hs who finds and follows the happy mean between the old gunqay ot ttu purjtnt nj tne nw Sunday of the rabble. ONE OP ORSOON'8 CROPS. GREAT T IS HARVEST TIME of some kind nearly all the year round In uregon. it is not only grsin. snd fruit nd oiry products, and livestock, but the peculiar and inter esting crop of hops. . Oregon is the greatest hpp pro ducing state in the country, and the finest hop-growing region in the world. 3 The crop soon to be har- vested it variously estimated at from 100,000 16115,000 bales. Suppose there are 110,000 bales averaging 180 pounds each, the yield will be 19,800,- 000 pounds. If all the growers had realised tha prices now current this would distribute to the comparatively few people engaged in the hop in dustry in the neighborhood of $3,000, 000. ; The price' of hops fluctuates more than that of any other product Two years ago It was up to over 30 cents for awhile' and last year It was 'down to 10 cents or less; while the present prospect is thst the price may reach 20 cents, at which figure growers who have taken good care of their yards can make "big money." - Hops are -omewhatfriiky,"flue-tuating things, si to yield and price, and are tha subject of a good deal of speculation and an Immense, amount of commercial misrepresentation by interested parties; yet one year with another! with care and industry, a man In western Oregon can succeed well and accumulate a modest fortune by raising hops. Every time - thst Mr. Roosevelt goes pitching nsy "and dancing "monny musk" " and' Virginia reels with the farm hands and dairy maids soma one fools Uncle Sam,' It has been discovered that the. 300,000 acres of "forest reserve" in Nebraska are as innocent of trees as Chewing Gum Beeman is of hair.- The cattlemen are said to have played the Joke on Uncle. .-: . , : - BUSINESS IMPROVING. HE BANK clearings, whlch'ire -regarded '"as .the financial barometer of the nation, give noteworthy evidences of continued prosperity in Portland. For the week that Jiat Just Closed the increase over h. x;-. ion ... .... ,,v".i,..,s " v. more than 23 per cent V T,J ,..i..v.i. . This is the . more .remarkable as in the first week of last August the city waa .nlnvin. ,K,f K.,T, A t. an extriordinarily prosperous season. The exposition had. attracted .ny thousands-ot strangers;. money was! plentiful, business, was good; the ho- ' i . tela were crowded, and pnvat houses were' taxed to care for the overflow, n.- .v. 1. i. j u .l en the people were cheered by the figures which showed our steady growth as a financial center. Today, affairs financial and com mercial, are normal; there has been no uncommon effort made to attract crowds; no transactions of unusual slse have been recorded, so it may be I above the reward; it makee a man de taken for e-ranted that the fieures terming to do the. work that will atand merely indicate that Portland has got into her. stride and that she is going ahead at a pace that is most encour aging to her citizens. It is interesting" to note that while Portland's , jlearingsjwere over 23 perlpoweref "What are the works that cent greater last week than they were for the first week in August, 1905, those of Seattle were 6.9 per cent. e A. a.r ..a m a ivos Angeies o, ana ' i acoma iy.j. While these figures do not come up to Portland's, they show plainly that business on the whole cosst is im proving. The people who live on Fourth street and the firms that do business there say it is not possible that the Southern Pacific can own the thor oughfare and they base this opinion on the fact . that if the great com mercial artery belonged to the cor poration it would not create such a nuisance therer""- -rr-r " " ag I ' Among the interesting statements that will be made to prove thst Thaw wss and is insane is one to the effect that he made a trip to Europe to get some cigarettes.Ju items, a .shame that the people should be taxed to try Thaw for anything; give him the cig arettes, and let them do their worst ChiVae-A will - buiM a mse-niflcent f hotel for the entertainment of mil- lionaires Only. 'What effect this com petition will have -on-the United I States senste csn be guessed. - Just aa we go to press it looks as if all were lost to the czar but ths lecture platform. ' T Xipling'a Proteat in Varae. From the New Tork Sun. Adopting the view largely held by the British in South Afrioe and by many at home that the government'e promised grant of responsible government totthe Transvaal means the retrocession of tha country to the Boers, Rudyard Kip- ling oontributee to the Standard a poem of six stansas depicting the colonists as being sold abamaf ully and juggilngly Into bondage, and appealing to Oraat Britain to prevent It Following le a aample of the poem: Back to the ancient bitterness - Te ended once for all; Back to oppression none may gueae. Who have not borne lte thrall. Back to the slough of their despond. Helots anew held fast By England'a aeal upon the bond, - Ae helots to the last . , . ' Another stansa reads: '-i .:. Now. even now, before men learn . - How near we broke oar trust; Now, even now, ere we return . Dominion to the dust; Now, ere gates of mercy close Forever 'gainst the line That sells lte aona to eerve Its foee. Will England make' no sltnf - The "standard offsets the poem - by printing conspicuously lte own .Informa tion that the government'e scheme Which haa not yet been divulged, se cures a majority or -British representa tives in the proposed Transvaal legis lative assembly. 111' Oraat Men'a Childhood "Many great-men," aald a psycholo gist "give elgna of greatness even In their childhood. Mosart, at the age of I, composed a piece of musto eo difficult that his father, a professional tnueloian. had some trouble in playing it ' "Macaulay. before he was S. wrote a Compendium -ot tTnrverear- History: Be Ing an account Of the leading events from the creation down to the preeeat century.' "Hartley, at 7, wrote, a long and en struse -essay on the "Nature of Man.' Bacon, at , finished a work on philoso phy. Milton, at 11, wrote two epics. "On the ether hand. Goethe. Steele. TJ?.Johhaon. "Wagner, Voltaire, Tenny-' son, Poe and Fenlmore Cooper were deemed stupid In their childhood." . First -Ald.- From the London Evening Standard. A ludicrous incident occurred in a London church last Sundsy. A young lady accidentally let her handkerchief falL By repeatedly stooping te reach It furtively aha attracted the attention of the gentleman In the pew behind, who thought ehe waa about to faint With the best or motives he took her gently -under the arms and raised her tin, greatly to her aurprlse. Ae ehe tried to reieaae herself another gentle men went to her assistance, end before the lady knew what wae the matter they were movlna her out into tha alale , and Into the vestibule. The finale fan better be Imagined tbaa Cesorlbed. A Sermon WORK THAT ENDURES. . By Hinr W. Com. "And eetabllsh thou the works of our nuua upon us.- ra. xout. - , I N every rain who lifts hie eyea and ' heart above the road On which he walks lies the dees lonaine- ror a . share in eternal thinga. He dwells I In an atmosphere of the . transitory. ourl7 nature ramimr him of the all the goodllnsse thereof aa the flower th.f :- "hm of . iwas away 10 una aoma- I wnare tnat whioh ahait not wax old. change, or pass away. i - e spenas nis yaara in toil, labor that mma aa ruidt u a .hiid a buiidin. r I block osstlaa. He saa in the melancholy 'une of the paat the ease with whloh Tet still, for ail the eenturiee of vain shall last. .. . - . Thie ie one ot the motives hat built pyramids, led hosts, wrote books and sung great songs; this, with the larser recognition t the faot that we are un- der aome great- moral obligation, some u. .-man an tha fiaanv tahiata of the heart, more Imperative than any on stone to do the best we can with all ourselves, accounts for a large part of numan progress. This desire to accomplish things that shall endure Is a right passion.- It lifts above the luat for fame, the ambition to carve our petty and meaningless whether lte . worth be recognised now or Is tar, whether the reward eome now or eonslst only In the permanency of the work. But how ahall one find the task that shall - produce an endurlna- piece of work? ' How may a man know that hla work is the beet he can do with his proceaalonT What Workers of the long ago have eo wrought that their work aoiaaa to our dayT . ... - H toK ymns now,' Paradise.' Br Frederick William Faber. (Frederick William Faber haa aiven to the church of all Christendom aev. srai beautiful hymna, but thle le one that eeems te touch the deepest longing of ths hearts of .men everywhere, end therefore tt la one of the moat popular or all the worke of thle aifted writer. It le found In every collection of hymne that elaima anything approaching com pleteness, regardless of denomination or creed, although the daye are not many emce it would have been rigidly ex- eluded from the greater number. Thle universality of uss la due not only to a greater toleration but to the accuracy with which thla hymn expressee the present world weariness and longing for rot The beautiful tune, entitled ' Par- hymn by Bir Joseph Barnby. tmvj mtm wail yvacn vnpvL J (VI waaasa O Paradise! 6 Pared lee! . Who doth not crave for-rest T - sy Where they thst loved are blast; , Where loyal bearta and true ..... Stand everin thtrttghti- All rapture through and through, . in um i most noiy signu . - . 0 V ,m q Pafadisst r , , - - The world Is growing old: Who would not be at rest and free Where love le never cold; O Paradise! . O Paradise! I want' to aln no mora. t want to be ea pure on earth As on thy spotless shore. O Paradise! O Paradlee! , I ereatlv long to see The special place my dearest Lord in love prepares for me. Lord Jesus. King of Paradise, O keep me In thy love. And guide me to that happy land Of perfect root above. Refused to Read. From Judge. TK sir." aaia tne man to tne news paper eoltcttor. -I don"t want your paper sny longer, nor any other, But surely, sir." waa the aauve reply, "you wish to keep abraaat of the news of the day." "Not me no, elr! I want to eat three meals a day. 1 don't want te read about how my meat ie prepared. not how the truck gardeners are being exposed for putting artinctai colore snd preservative on their vegetables, nor how the fruit la drugged and doped. nor hew the milkmen never wash their hands, and put formaldehyde Into the milk, nor how the butter la really axle grease, nor how Not a dadgummed newsnapsr nor magaslne for mal it herd to do without them, but X don't intend to starve te death." Mia Bargain. From the Kinsley Mercury, "My dear,"says the thoughtful hue- husband, entering the house with a huge package In hie arma, . "you remember last week when you eecured such a wonderful bargain In shirts at 41 cente and neckties at three for a quarter for mir . "Tee, love," aaye the fond wife. -Wall, don't think I didn't appreciate your thougbtfulneaa. lee. I have bought eomething ror you. I noticed eome beautiful green and yellow plaid goods in a show window on my way home and bought you SO yards of It at 4 eente a yard. The clerk said It was a great bargain. , and It will maks - enough dresses te last you two yaara. Why, she baa falntedr-r Hooked Big Shark. From the Lee Angelas Times. The- largest man-eating shark ever eaptured in the watere of Bedondo wee brought In recently by Captain Hana Carstensen of the launch Challenger. The captain wae out fishing fur barra euda, ate., about three miles from shore, when he suddenly had an extra strong atrlke. Investigation showed that he had. captured a man-eater. The shark gave hard fight but waa successfully tended. It measured SS feet In length. Thle undoubtedly le the largest mon ster of the kind ever eaptured - near here. Tt .le an extremely ugly fish, with three formidable rewe of sharp teeth. It la unusually dark and la eald to be a rare epeolmen. - The) Business itlU Lives." j ,7. Thle delicious blending of the spiritual and temporal la found on a tombstone in Suffolk, England: Beneath thla stone. In hope of Zlon. -roth lie the .landlord Of the "Lion."' Hie eon keepe on the business still, , Keeigaed ante ue heavenly wui, . , for .Today To answer that quaetlon a man oomee to realise that the aspiration preceding the text answers the question, it la ths spirit of divine beauty that gives eternal life to our labors, the baauty of servleo and of reverence. The build ers of their own monuments have baas forgotten, but the doere of true ministry for others are remembered. There .are those .who., for . jtlory. anLi. rvnown, puna ompireat in air names have -perished.- There have been the lowly .lives that hava leaped to some height i f sacrifice, eome peak of love, that have done eome deed perhaps email In ' ttaelf but . magnified manifold by lte motive, and thee who never- etop te think of glory, theee humble ones the . world never wilt forget r , Atove the tides of time, the storrae of orltlolsra. tha ohangee of our fade and ' philosophise, the towers of aaoririoe, of deeds made great by love, of the minlatry of man. atand firm, end 1m- 7 perishable. Steel and-atone come alike at last to dust, .but that - which la Wrought tntO life. Into aharutav ar. durea. : . Thla le : the day when m an maaaured by their ability to build greeS ' fortunes, when we are likely to become dissatisfied with our own Uvea beoauee ' we cannot do these araat wnrka. aannna . all be known as the mighty men of our times. ... ,;. , . Let no man be so foottalT'a. ' .. from the work that oaa bo eeUbllehed, w anouring, to tnia Ohlld'B Play of piling up yellow dirt. Kara ) lie t the satisfaction or the teacher, the true preacher, and of aU who give their Uvea in eervloe to one another or la the earv ioe i of ideala and truth; that they alone build in the enduring material. And every Ufa that le given away, every Ufa that follows the true light, the light of love, that seeks the beet tn thoughts and ideala. In daede that coat every life lived ae aeelng him who le Invisible, every life thst servee the llvae about It, has established the work er its hands, haa found the life that le eternal, the crown of glory that does not fade and oaanot be lost . Sentence Sermons. y '. By Henry T. Cope. ' s i There ie nothing sacred In any day If there te not something aaored in all. - . '' ' - ' '"' ' . ' e e - .... . , y . ' The beat way to keep the robe of righteousness from raggsdnsss la to wear It. every day. .- e e ' ': ' , The leisure often determlnee the life. ... :.,.' ;'-,-..:- a.' e To be ashamed of virtue U a step towards being proud of vloe. - , :' -.1 ; ' Common courtesy la often an uncom mon kind of Christianity. - a a. . - ToU cannot prove your faith in Ood by your doubts of men. J - .:..::..i' j, e :.e....::.ixiL sow your eeed In rute, and yon will not be bothered by a harvest V M""r a man thinka.he-U orthodoa when hla mind Is only atrophied.. Danolng A always tha worst aln t the4ecalogue to a wooden-legged man. e t The man who eaanot find -heaven en the street -Is-not Ukelr to find it in tha sauroa, - . a ..e v .. It's easy to aee what will become of a maa s humility once he becomea proud of it-r r - 7 . '-v. - -Z. - ,- e ,e ,; . y A real kindly feeling never haa tn wait long for a chance to get busy. ' - a e ; - v - All the failures era' aura tiia amnM be successful If only they could start at the ton. e- . '':' The magnate may conduct eonraae or study on the moral time card and still miss the train. e e ' '.'''.. The boy who Is given a start at tha top of the hill usually makee a record eomlng down. ' ' ; It's not the maklna- of money but the failure ta make manhood that must be. condemned. It's always the man who kicks un hla heels with the greatest abandon who demanda that newspapers shall exercise the greatest reetraint In describing the occasion, , . . , . ' e , s y' When a maa flnda that religion might restrict his revenue he begin to talk about Ita Incompatibility with hie rea son. . , a . e ..-.'.;. It's ho use holding ap a pint eup for quart ef blessing. e e - . ..." The only way to commit the com mandments to heart is to commit them In dally life. , , V . a We could believe In the consecration nf aome people If they were not ee con scious or their corns. Shower of Pennies, f - 1 From the London Evening Standard. London atreet and Norfolk eauare. Paddlngton, are egltated over the do . Inge of a mysterious person -whethur . man or woman la not known who every morning scatters a shower of pennies ' on the roadway. - hopboye and school children net urally are delighted. Small bullets, or swan shot three elahths of an Inoh diameter and of quits a respectable ' Weight, have been mixed with the , money. A peculiarity of the mystery le that each coin bears a strange Inden ' - iatlon, aa though H had been hit by ev , trleger. All the efforts made to dis cover the person have failed. ' - - Y ' His Preference, - V'." . From Judge. 'v i , Moodily the bridegroom shakes thS rice from his clothing, dlsengaaee a eouple of -eld-ehoee"from- trie- wife's- hat. rube the bumps on hie head and regards j the labels, tags, snd other d eco rati one i ef the trunke. "t suppose they've put-. p a lot more jobs on ue bestdee these," growls. -"But osj-et, -eare the bride, determined te be cheerful, "thinks how much worse it would be If we were . royal people In Europe and the populaoe Were trying to assassinate us," "I am , thinking ef that I'd rather take my ehanoes with a couple of bom be and knew that the weret wae ever." . Diplomacy. "I r 5 t rz ' From the Atchison Globe. Tett a girl that medicine le good fnV , her Ilvsr and ehe will not take It, but ) enee lmpreee it upon her mind that taking It will clear her completion, and ' she begins ta go around With her mouth, open.., , -..' ''...':...' i " ; t 1