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Page RIAL : OF jl HE JOURNAL .1 ' - T" THE JOURNAL (AW . IXDEmNDBWT eTBWSFAraav fe S. JACXSON. 1. .Pahtlaaef rwU-ikH mrr Tnln exrpt Saaaayjae-l . e'er Sanaa asaraiiia. at 1 ins. nm aa . laawiu eirie. " Eatered it te poetefSr at Portlaad. Ora- eoa-elaas mtttme. , . .,, t , . ; JUJIPHONM. BSttarial Km .,,., Bust Brae OfSce. ....... ......... ,...fata in ......Mala 600 rOKKItfH ADVCRTISINU BEPRMKKTATlVt Vfwlaao-Beajamla Seerta! Advertising Asery, la a ami, Kew.Verki Trlbeee oullS- ing. uiakx. -.-..- - -; ' Snhaortptto Tirra kf vail ta aay aSdraee I tka lalted Stt. Canada ar Meuoet On year.. ...... .S&.00 Om aaoata. ......$ .SO I- . RUN DAY. - V -,' Om rear........ .SI 0 1 One aetk.',..'.f JS DAILY AND SUNDAY. Oae year ...r. STOP t Oae ama ta ...... - CheerfulncM U an excellent' : wearing quality. It has been' ; called the bright weather of .the heart- Smllea. - :.- - : S' PORTLAND'S GREATEST NEED, frTHE GROWTH of Portland in . I -the past year has killed civic 'jV.' ., pessimism and astonished 'optimism. - Wherever one looks, evi dence of a '. remarkable - progress is seen; great business blocks are taking the' places of the structures that were . considered magnificent 'a ; few years ' ago; the waste places .have become the sites for beautiful homes; and new caarthes and schools are being : built as fast as armies of men can ' make foundations and lay bricks. . All this is encouraging. : It shows that advertising when a man of a firm or a city can deliver what is ad rertised pars, j Portland ' is . all th advertisements said she wasand ' more; and there is room-and busi ness for myriads of new people and industries here. But what can we do -to improve the city, keep the corriirfg . .hosts, and induce others to cast their lots with us? The Journal is trying to find out, and is asking the men who might be supposed to.be best qualified to give expert opinion to tell what is Portland's greatest" need '..along that line.; A,,-.' ;?'"'. X .The members of the executive board have been in office long enough to know what would be best for the city; in what particular itjcouldjbe proved;whatlTtsweak points- as : 'a municipality are;ahd. how v they ' could be strengthened. Each will 4ell. jn his own way what he thinks should be done 16 improve PofflandT and to the people will be left the judgment of which is best and when the work - proposed ; shduld " be ac- . complished. ' '- :;;'V " " The"public should watch; this' page ; and -note what the experts think is .Portland's greatesf-need.- CONSULS AND COMMERCE. THERE seems ; no reason to doubt that the American con- ,T:- sular service has been great I y-improved within"TUe ,". past'few i years, and is becoming of much value t from a commercial point of view and ; otherwise. " Americans rule have ' not taken ' Sufficient eain lo oWae AT ' foreigners in the manner' of putting American . srods , n t! market I abroad. .Their price lists and other I printed matter, for instance, are us ! nally printed in English only, and ; English terms "designating weights, measures, etc, are used,' and foreign ' merchants do not wish to bother with . translation and the reduction of num bers to terms of the metric system, ; which is in general use abroad. The American . shipper also usually de- ; tnands cash on delivery, or even in advance of shipment, while the Ger man or other foreign manufacturer or ' Jobber extends ' the same credit in .other countries as in his own... And consuls have occasionally reported ases-wher-gooda have noTbeen""up to the standard represented, where a ' trick has been played on the foreign purchaser, who of Course will be in clined after that to buy no more American goods and will influence others not to buy them, i Along the line of instructing and .cautioning. Americana who seek to Mil goods abroad the American con suls have in recent years done good . work, and alto in working up trade , .for American concerns. They are also furnishing the' country with a great deal of interesting and instruct ive Information on almost all sorts of subjects about the countries in which they are severally located, which is published daily by: the . government and 1 sent free to any one desiring these reports -..i '- , '..1 v The policy of the government, in stead of changing , consuls, with a change of administration , and ex changing experienced ' for- inexpe rienced men, merely to pay political debts,' I to keep; the same men in the service, promoting such asare "most meritorious, and now it i pro posed to psy them somewhst better and in the principal cfties to provide them with residences, which should ta doae, , The great American repub-j Hc should not make a shabby or cheap appearance abroad. " ; - : The protective tariff system-is an other reason why Americans are somewhat handicapped in the matter of foreign commerce, because it en ables the'Amcrican to ignore the out side worldUe in-many cases is pro tected from competition, and so can place a fancy price on his goods sold in this country, so that he has no great incentive to sell abrqad. If he does sell abroad he must do so, as a rulefor lower prices than he obtains at home, and as long as the tariff laws enable hinvtaJitlLfo his coun trymen at a large margin of profit he is not as anxious as he otherwise would be. to, find a market overseas. ' : Meanwhile the country is prosper ous and -the 7 people .-generally are making ; no great complaint : about protective and trust prices; they are so -used to these prices that they pay them las a matter of course.- How long this ' will continue no one can say, but fortune seems bound to stay with us for awhile yet. ; Reports from Europe Indicate that the wheat crop there will be 150,000,000 bushels short, while the crop in the United States will approximate 700,000,000 bushels, leavmgv a large-margin tor export.' The corn crop will be at least three, and a half times larger still, .and the yield of other cereals will be up to or above the average. As long as. Americans are producing more foodstuffs than they can con sume, and other countries are short, they must buy of us or starve, so that the "balance of trade" will remain for the present largely " in '.: our favor. But our prosperity is in no wise due to protection, is rather in Spite of the high tariff, but is due principally to our great crops, and short otet in some other countries of large popula tion. But our foreign commerce, though ' but ' a small fraction of do mestic' trade, is gradually increasing in spite of the handicaps mentioned, snd our consuls are doing consider able In aid of itv Americans have the greatest amount and variety of ma terials and the most productive labor in the world, and there is no reason why they should not build up a con tinually, growing : foreign commerce. l EVOLUTION IN . RUSSIA. IUSSIA has brought upon her self the present J troubles. The grist of the slowly - but surely grinding mills of the' gods is flowing-oat mostly red' liquid stuff under a canopy, of powder smoke end to the music of bombs. ' It is the inevitable result of genera tions of tyranny and misgoverntnent of a people, who have been raised in ignorance, poverty,.- credulity, filth and disesse.t7WhOcan "wonderrat those , who, somewhat awakened and slightly enlightened, cast bombs among their oppressors? We are seeing a sample of evolu tion in v. Russia today,:' pinching into a ;crux. The government will . go down in a whirlwind of terror, a , storm of passion we, snaa.see a period, ot. anarchy, tens' of millions of people in. an up roar, seeking and striving for' they scarcely know, what.' Ultimately,' but perhaps long hence, will come a re- generated and enlightened people, in telligent, church-free, patriotic and self-governing; but there is a terrible price to. pay, for this, and only, a small fraction of it has yet been paid. ' A few days ago The Journal printed the following "squib": "Over two years and three months of Bryan, Bryan, Bryn-f-and then maybe four or eight years more of Bryan. Give him a rest for a while." , To this ."A Veteran Soldier A' of Dairy,-Oregon, objects,' snd in a communication to The-Journal be spesks in high terms l5r?n' JLJiJPnJ5rLwho-can-j successfully lead the people in the great battle against ' graft, robbery and fraud. ' Admitting all he ssys, the point is that a two-years' "boom is more likely to become tiresome and collapse than one of briefer duration. It is something like some prolonged engagements to marry; the courtship becomes stale. But the people know pretty much all about Bryan already, to perhaps Bryanicitis will not do him or them any hsrm. Wyoming, .whose widely advertised desire , for immigrstion - has been shown in Istch-string-always-outsids pictures, has suddenly drawn in the string and shot the bolts. A rumor that the Holy Rollers wereTlookijig for a place where they could worship in peace is the cause of this inhos pitable action on the part of the state that inds nothing more repulsive in Mormonism than its perpetual itch for office. In the course of his final report, published 4eet Sunday hr The Journal, President Myers of the lewis and Clark state commission spoke in terms of high appreciation of the val uable ' sssfstance given to the expo sition by the labor organisations of What Is Portlancifl Greatest NccJ? MEMBERS OF EXECUTIVE BOARD TELL JOURNAL READ - , . . i ERS WHAT WOULD IMPROVE ROSE CITY. "Mora Lights": Max Fleischner. 'Lights." said , Max Flelachner. '1.1 chta and mora llahta. ; Thay art amonc the graatcat aaads Of Portland. The mora lights we hav shining night tha taaa crime w have. I would Ilka to a. big are light oa guard en ovary comer or tha roaldanco dlatrlota. "In tho provrntlon of crime ono light Is worth two policeman. . The bata of tha offlcra are long and wide: tha po. Ilcoman can't be averjrwhara. ana It Is when he Is St a distant point that tha burglar roba your house or tha high wayman atUcka you." Tha light aya. and tha criminal la bold who trlaa to hold you up or rob your.houae under ita bright gloams. ' . "It coat Portland l,4t for aleotrlo Ughta In June. We have 7T era lights on the east aid and SOS on tha wtat aid, and In a short time wa will In auil more. The mere we have tha bet- tar la the clttsen aafeguardfd. 'Take, for Instanea, any of, Ahe.outlylng dla trtcta aay Unlvaraltr Perk. Wa have faw. pollocmen out there; dlatanoe are great; It la almoat Impoaalble for an of- rier te travel the beat aaalened to htm. and it la In such places that the elec tric light la an auxiliary policeman, al ways on the. spot, always active, always on sniard. What.la true of . University Park la true of other suburba; the burr glar and the .highwaymen do not oper ate where the light ahlnea on them. ... , "We have an appropriation of I86.004 for lights thla .year; we ahould .have Stickalility ya'j Quitalility ' BY JOHN ANDERSON JAYNE. 1 On tha mornlnc of May 11. 18(4. Gen eral Grant waa aundlng In front of his tent talking to a eongreaaman who had come from New Tork down Into ' the "wUderneaa" to aee hew the tide of bat tle waa going. After a long conversa tion .' the oongreasman asked General Grant to give some meaaage to the peo ple of -the north relative to what he pro posed doings The great general heal tated, and then turned and wrote a mea aage of 100 or more words, and eald to 'the eongreaaman ae he) handed it te hiau "Thla ta all that I Jave to aay." . Then, as the roar of the terrible battle of Spotsylvania waa lifted higher and higher. General Grant turned hia atten tion to the progreas of the battle,' while the eongreaaman, E. B. Waahburne, be gan hla journey to Mew Tork. There would be nothing remarkable in the episode were It not for the fact that In thoae brief 200 worda there waa a short epigrammatic sentence that after ward became a household word eUl over the country a aentence that expreaaea the unconquerable, - Indomitable will of the man who came, aa the months rolled by, to bear the name of "Unconditional Surrender" Grant ' - ' Those woxdawere then; - "t propose to fight It out on thla line It It takes att summer." ... . . .t .. , Thoae worda have the right ring te them. They are like deep sounding bells erected on the spires of hope In the cathedral of the heart, spires of hope that are built on' the impregnable rock of en unwavering purpoae, and Joined and mortlaed one to the other with the cement of a heroic resolution. There are two words frequently uaed in our American life that aa yet have foand no place in our dictionaries.-One Che word etickabiiity. : The other la fe word qiiitabllity. ' " I StickabiUty la-that noble quality of the soul that enables Ita owner to hang ! right on to the work m hand thougn the heavens reel and the earth ahakee. . Qultablllty la that timorous quality of the soul that drlvea Ita owner to the march of retreat when the storms come and the battle rages sore. ' Qultablllty never forced a march. never won a victory, never saved a buat-1 neia enterprise . from . the rocks of. fall- the city and state. The commenda tion was weir merited. 1 ButT for the broad" and generous spirit- displayed by the workingmen.whils. the. work cl construction snd preparation was in progress, the saceess ot the-ex sition might have been seriously Jeop srdixed. . i ;. , ' , ' Seattle's prize fighters, pluguglies arid shoulder-strikers complain bit terly of what they terra the cruel prejudice , of the police which; drags their hands from the general pocket and leaves trie 'pleasurable work ol parting fools from their money to the race-track touts;''"""! ' Among the people who are unalter ably, opposed to convicts making roads are the convicts themselves. Some have" shown their disregard for the"work-by layingdowh lheTrim plements and boldly walking away. to a freedom which they still enjoy. j The Oregonian,. caught with its pockets bulging , with the proceeds from the delinquent tax printing grsft, should be '" willing to plead guilty to the theft if it it permitted to keep" the plunder.'. ' ' . Oregon City, is determined to se cede from ths- United States. ,The ordinance providing for, an eight-mile an hour speed limit for automobiles was Tofrhtlljr' introduced In the coun cil last flight. . - :i . .. If -frsncis J.-Henejr keeps up the work it will be necessary to' add a wing to one of the stste institutions for the accommodation of some of Our citiiensr- -' j ' r :: '," A Royal Scientist. . The Prince of Monaco, who has Just decided to Oatabllah In Paris an Institu tion tor sea-bed research and finance It with- a capital ef nearly a quarter nt a million, la, without doubt,-the areateat authority on oceanography of tho age. Ha has spent his life and much of his wealth derived from . tho Casino at Monte Carle In discovering the secrets of the sea. Hla - apltndld yacht, the Piinceaa Alice, Is fitted up with large laboratories and puolografUe reotms, Max Fleischner. more, and will have thla sum tnereaaed when the people awake -to the faot that the light oa the block la the beat pro tection the ; cMSaen can have." . !,.,. I II ure. It la continually on the lookout for-"the U6n that may be In the way." It sails no new aeas. discovers no new continents,' explores no untraveled west and opens up So possible mines of Gol conda. It ta dyapeptlo and la oonatantly fed on bread of cowardice made from the skimmed and soured milk of Irreso lution. ... . - ,-,,r. V.,.-. ' SOokabiliry, when one of lte vaaaels Is put to the bad, immediately seises Old Glory In one hand and. placing the other on the rail of the sinking ship, lumps Into a Little oockle shell boat and trans fers Its courage to another ahlp and ahoute; -f'l have Just begun to fight" - SUckablllty has the courage of lte own enthualaatlo convlctiona polaed toward the right It paints on the aide of Ita desert wagona "Plke'a Peak or Buat" It aeea a Meaaala winning the race, and, darting across tha trail of ita opponent- guides the horses round the dangeroua turn and wins the race. . It says with Martin Luther: "I m. gong to Worma, - though there, a thousand devils on the tiles of the rooftops." - History dose not record the name of a single quitter, only in conjunction with a splendid sticker. No-oathedrala are ever erected In honor of the quitter. "No aonga eve? spread . to future genera tions his glory; no bronse tableta ever emblason hla trtumoho. aa all n i The world honors the atickernever nc quuier. - And the sticker hee-fust-aa Tiard a time In life aa the quitter.- His Una of Ufa Is no more smooth, his conquests no more easy of attainment than life or possibility of conqueata . has been for the quitter. The etlcker simply begins. continues . snd hangs - on, while the qumer gf oropa and cornea down with a thud. The cultivation of the grace of stlckablllty leade to the vic tory end the victor's reward. Qultablllty knows none of .these things.- Jt sees mem aiar orr, nut never comas Into possession. In the midst of your struggles and $TtiI.e!."3r.wltn : "I propoae to fight It out on this line If U Ukea all aummer." It may take all winter, but out "ahead! " D' tf' ydU'U t0m Pon t quit stick r and. sticking, win. the treaaures he brings up from the ocean bed sre examined -,, v.. graphed, and then stored in tha atora-1 . ... v. mm iuwr neck till he reaches noma waters and .can. send them to his "" "n -rio. hs telle an amusing 'I??!. w-.c.h. on. hPPO"1 to him """ deep-sea dredgrngTThe neta brought up five thoussnd small " niraDj as rata, which aa aoon I!. ,)Lot 0B aek cttld alt over the etilp. They had Immense power In their claws, and soon msds their preserfce felt. For days tha crew hunted them. Bvery morning some would be found In the men's pockets, la their boots, and In their beds. It waa- the Ilvelleat careo any veasel ever took en boerd. - ' Limit Roumanian Marriages. . Although sociologists snd physicians have long been discussing the question of limiting matrimony to healthy candi dates, no legislative attention has ever been paid to their schemes. To be sure a plan was recsntly laid before the un official marriage commission which is attempting to modify the marriage aad divorce JawefFrancr,ulrln-that candidates for matrimony submit to a medical examination before antenna !!?k.B, th n0lr or clvl" bon Pro hibiting all magistrates from marrying eouplea who did not present the proper medical certificate, yet - the plan Was laid aside on the ground that it waa an Infringement qf. individual rights 1 PU!. ?TL. P'wont Roumanian Scientist, Dr. Torna Torneaka, profeaaor In the medical faculty in Buchareat, pro poses a very practical step In this direc tion. He hae Introduced in the JRou-manlair- senate a bill prohibiting nar rlag of all persofi affected with eheat diseases, orgsnlo affections of the heart, general paralysis, or any infectious dis ease which might prove Injurious -ta their offspring. This bill consists only Of one clause, but the . chances of its adoption are. said to be not. very, great V . m ' ;-, Fifty Years on Sam Farm. ' From the Kansas City Star. I Mr. and Mrs, Carl Rlefer. .who Jlvt seven ' mtlee -west' of' Bonner ' Springs. Kanaa. celebrated their sixtieth wed ding Anniversary, at their home lately. Nearly all their living descendants were present. . In 1110 they went to Leavenworth county and six yeare later they moved upon the farm where they now live. Many of the "Imprevemeute" made upon the farm SO yeare ego are still stand ing. Aa old log barn built chiefly by Mr. Rleger'a own hands now serves ss s chicken house. The old orchard la located where it was 11 rat set out,-although nearly all the trees have been replanted. The 11 rat well aunk oit the farm etui does duly. "We will never leave 'the eld farm," said Mr. Rleger yesterday. "Here we reared our family; here mother and I have known all our joys and eorrowa, and here we expect to ele.aa .we have UvseWtogethex.' , , A Little Nonsense . .. j "' -- rr r i A Graceful Rebuke, ' . Dr. Omorl, professor of aelamology at the University of Toklo, told one day In San Francisco during- hla atudy of tne earthquake there an lntereatlng anecdote about a graceful rebuke. -"The favorite "Jiorse 'of "the i Chinese Emperor Tal." aald Dr. Omorl, "died through negligence on the part of the royal roaater- of the korse. The em peror, wea ao en raced at this that he drew his sword and would have run the careleaa functionary through the body. "But the learned mandarin, Tent-Be, struck ut the emperor's sword, aaylag: -Sire, thla man hae not yet. been for mally accused of any crime. . He de serves to die, but hie eeeusatlon should come first . It la the law.' v . " Well.' . .aid th, emperor. teU him what be ha a done. .-..- ' " 'Llaten. you rogue.' said the manda rin, turning to the trembling master of the horse, 'listen to a catalogue of your heinous offenses. In the first plaoe. you have allowed a horse to perish that hla majesty had entrusted to your care, in the second plaoe, It is on your account mat tne emperor became so exasperates that he waa about to alay you with hla own hand. - Finally, through your fault. our eoverelgn was actually On the point of disgracing himself in all his people's eyes by killing a man for tne aake or a horse.' v " -Enough.' said the emperor, appreciat ing the rebuke. -Let him go. He is par doned." ' -J ..- ''. . , . . The ; Bishop and the Waffies. ' It would' Indeed be a queer bishop who could not tell a good story on himself. The late Bishop Dudley -of Kentucky waa wont to relate, wltk much relish an Interesting experience which he once bad In connection with waffles. At a fine old Virginia homestead where be waa a frequent guest the waf fles were always remarkably good. ' ". v . One morning, aa breakfaat drew near an ead, the tidy little Unen-coeted black boy -who served at . table approached Blahop Dudley and asked htm In a low voice: . . "Blahop, won't y nave .'n'er waffle r "Yes,"1 said the genial blahop, "I be lieve I Will." ;v i "Day sin' no mo" then said the aloe Uttle black boy. "Well," exclaimed the surprised rev erend gentleman, "if there aren't any more waffles, what made you aak.me If I wanted another one?" - Blahep," . explained the Uttle black boy. 1 "you's done et IS a'ready, an I t ought jt-t wouidn twaat no mo ." .. Any Excuse Will Dov Captain George H. Knox, the richest of f loer in the United States army., is aa advocate of temperance. , At Fort Mo Intoahi in a talk with some private, he said recently: "Of course, if men want to drink, tney can always find some exouae for drink ing.. ' . ". 'I once knew a - New .Tork man who drank entirely too much. His doctor, la order to moderate his tippling a little, ordered him to take more light beer and lesa strong wineto every quart of beer, not more than a pint of wine at the out side. ---- "The "patient said to me one evening a week afterwards.-aa na Tang lor bottle of champagne) , - "Wbat a borer, rve nranx . eignt glasses of beer today, and now I've got to get away with four glasses Of wine. poctora order. -7-"7T( . ": Somewhat Confused. Senator Hoar used- te tell this story of sn Incident he witnessed about 11 o'clock D. m the mystic hour when all law-abiding Boatonlans lose their thirsts. The senator happened to notice a man running sfter a car and vainly trying to attract the conductor's atten tion. The nana tor . notified the con ductor, who stopped the ear. The belated passenger, who was some whst under the Influence of liquor, had no sooner climbed aboard than he de livered himself of tho following re marks: ..''Shay, MK Conductor, goes thlsh road run to 'commodate the passengers. Of the passengers run tc-"ootnenoda te the roadr An Impossible Photograph, Buslnes waa not booming at the little aeashore atudlo. "Only one order yesterday." said ths nhotoe-raDher. "and that waa an lmpoaat ble one. A lady came in with her Uttle daurhtsr. Bnariao sewn, ana aaia, m: famous photograph of a little girl kiaa- ing herself on the moutn in a mirror, and ehe wanted her child taken likewise; only aha had scruples sgalnst kissing on the mouth on. account ef germs, and so aha wanted me to photograpn tne young ster kissing itself In the mirror on the forehead." .-..- .v: ' "''A 'Protest " ," ' ,; By Ella Wheeler Wlleot. ' To sin by silence, when we should pro--.- test,-. " '.''.,:.','-';- " Mskes cowsrds out of man. Ths human raoo Has ellmbed on protest Had no voice . been raised Against Injustice, ignorance and lust, -Tha Inquisition yet would serve the law, And guillotine . decide our least dls- nutea -.,-. Ths few who dare must speak Snd Speak . . again To right the wrongs of many. Speech, . thank God, ... No Veated power In this day and land Can gag or throttle. Preas and votes may cry Loud disapproval of existing Ills: May criticise oppression and condemn The lawlessness of wealth protecting lawe . That let the children and ehlldbearere toll .. . i -:- To purchase ease for Idle millionaires. . Therefore I protest against the boast Of Independence In this mighty land. Call no chain strong whloh holds on tuated rink. Call no land free that holds on fettered slave. Until the manacled Slim wrists of babes Are loosed to toss In childish sport and glee. . Until the mother bear a no burden, eave The precious one beneath the heart ntil - - -.-j . God's soil Is rescued from ths clutch of greed, . . And given back, to labor, let no man ' , Call this ths land of freedom. - ; Great Artificial Lake. , One of the largeat artificial storage reservoir hydro-electric power plants In the' world le under, construction en the River Slhl, in the canton of Bchwyts, Swltserland. ' A dam (0 feet high and 110 feet long will Impound the water In a lake with a surface area of two square miles. The capacity of the' reservoir will be SI.1 10.000.000 gallona. The gen- derating plant will be upon the shore of Lake Zurich, and will be operated under a head ef 1,871 feat It Is estimated that S continuous supply for 10, SOD horsepower will be afforded, or for 41, 000 horsepower If operated Only 10 houra sec aaiv " v . ' . m -OIRDSEYE VIEWS P cf TIMELY TOPICS SMALL CHANGE. : ; ! "tiok out for brush fires." ' ' .. ' ' ;' e e If you can't take a vaoation. be happy anyhow.... h . , . - ... : e e " .'i : ,r As soon aa Harvest Is over make some good roada. . '.-. i ; ;-. , e " ..And Teddy laa't saying a word. What are we going to do? ; ........ .. . ..v... .' . e ,......-..,',...,. , Hensy' mlaaed hla calling; he ought to have been a doctor. - Maud Mullera are scarcer than Judges these degenerate days. . , . c ,. . . e e 4 v'l.i: 1 ' . Safety raaora are not popular with soma colored gents and ladles. -.- - ;. -..a .a .i. A ,-, '.-;."!';: Soma girls want a man as soon aa they have discarded their dolls. . ,. ' - "v . . ; ' ' . ; r' A man who can't get a smile from a summer, girl had better be dead, v . - ' ' ' e ,e' - " " It probably wouldn't do any good to hang a "IS" algn In front of some of the street preachers. ,.. ' ,'... U . . ,.i ....... MB .' If .Russia could manage to keep cool till 1I0S It could find a loose man who likes Strenuous life. "' ' ( proper man Is bne who can look at and 'admire beauty without an Insatiate desire to posseae and spoil IV77 i. ' If New Tork doesn't go Democratic It ought to. -Think of S.0QC000 people under the thumb of little, old, measly Boss Piatt j. ' -., ' 5 v. ...... .V, . v.v...i-J .: : But why doesn't tha Oregonian-"ex plain why it flopped T That la . what people ar aaking. But they know, from The Journal. i ' , ' . .01nr of chrfulnMfl f- nv.. av . ..a-Ak -e U.e. . gATUlt m S UlAW V VW i J . ' Dig way down for happlneee, . i . v - In leisure, look above. - . . ! The world ie aa you make it, ' ; There's sunshine and there's rain. If s as we give and take It, . a Pleasure can come from . pain. A Little Out THINGS PRINTED TO READ WHILE YOU WAIT. . Tha Haman'AnirnaL ' In babyhood his mother called him a kitten: .!. ; . ' .' When at college be waa commonly called a calf. After he left eollege he becara among hla friends a gay dog. in business h was referred, toi a a ely fox. '.' . In Wall street n was a nuu. . In his love affaire he was a perfect tifln society he was described ss a Hon. tThr-nelghborrtcailedr1.lm : a'Jlttle monkey.) . - -- ' ' ' . - (The girls usually termed him a puppy.) ' (His competitors labeled him a wolf la sheep's clothing.) (And just es frequently a bear.) - (Bom said, however, a perfect don key.) .. - .. .. ; (Varied occasionally by "that stupid : Personal Notes, .'. ; Haakon VII. Just crowned Xing of Norway, has a Civil, list ot about $200, 00. ' -,... .-. f t ' Rev. Dr. Robert 9. Kerr, the well known pastor of ths Northminster Pres byterian church of Baltimore, ie a noted author,- having written many books -on various subjects, . Fifty thousand copies are In use of his "Hymn of the Ages." ' Of Queen Vlctorla'e tl granddaughters Only four now remain unmarried. These are Princess Victoria of England. - Prin cess Beatrice of Ataxa-Coburg, Prlnceas Patricia of Connaught and Princess Vic toria of Schleowlg-Holatoln. " t r. Daniel Bonbrlghtdeaaemeruns and head of the Latin department of the Northwestern university, has about com pleted to yeare an an instructor at that Institution. In the present senior elasa ar several students whose . parents graduated under Dr. Bonbrlght Lieutenant-Commander George W. Lo gan and hia party have returned from Nicaragua, where thy wr surveying the great bay ef Bocae del Torn. He aays ths Almlrante bay, lying 140 miles west of the entrance of the proposed Panama canal, la the fineet sheet of water In Central America. - , - The Excuse Book That Failed. Because lte employes were late. i . Brief -Biographies. . ' .'i' " By Wex Jonee, - " CRUSOIX ROBINSON Famous aa the only- man- who Ulda't give-a whoop for gas companies, or any but human com pany. - Crusoe llve.l on the only Island not rendered lnaccssslble by ferries snd free from real estate, sgente and bath ing beaches. ' . ,,i Clubs Oak, Hickory,' Ash. '.V Favorite Amusement-Thinking. ' - r XIPLINn. XUDTARD An author whe makee prose appear like verse and veree like pros. , He Is an enthuelastle mo torist and msterlst end etralne hie auto license almost aa much as his poetie 11 osnse. .-".- !.," i , dubs Gore and Croesbones, , Naval and Literary. " ' " (.' Favorite Amusement Preaching. NICHOLAS Ae the csar of Russia, Nloholas has a life job that la, It's a lifs job provided nons ef his friends succeed in making It a death job. The esar Is of a retiring disposition, but un fortunately for the happlneee of hla peo ple, he wants the ether fellows to do all the retiring. . . , Hubs Target, Posses', Vodka, Let It Slide society. Nitroglycerin. Favorite Amusement -lod gin g era. -PENN. WILLIAM The man whe put Philadelphia to sleep.- - ,rv ROJESTVENSKi. ADMIRAL A Russian admiral eourt-martlaled for do ing his best Clubs "Down and out, waterwagon. McGlnlty. - - Favor! te Amusement Nona , ,.'.. CROWN PRINCE OF GERMANT Noted ss the link between the kaiser and his grandson. i NIMROD A mighty hunter, before the days of repeating rifles and mas-a line arttele.. Nlmrod waa naves phote graphsd with hla foot en tha neck ef a II OREGON SIDELIGHTS, Raise more alfalfa and eows. , ' 'V ;-"';. o :,' ,." i.r, - .' Dufur Is golpg to get good water, i u.t. i j-, ee -x. ;-, Beet state, fair oyer is. the prospect ' ;' .- . ' '.:'. : Prices of livestock la Harney county encouraging. - . ; ,..-.. i1'?.; exi' e 'is ; ' Several people are digging wells In Rainier and getting good wateiy ,'"' '"' . , . '"' "The boom Is on." says tha Salem' Statesman. Can't you get It of It .; . '. .-v "': .. . . Dealers in haying machinery doing a thriving bualneea in Wallowa county. ' .-I ' . . . . - " 'i. ."). -Rainier, eaye the Register, has room for a steam laundry, a basket factory, . a broom-handle factory, a stave fac tory, a box factory and every ether kind of a factory that handles wood, -,-- "- - - v'. : A waterspout fell oa the head t Johnson creak last Sunday, swelling the ' creek Into a raging torrent, and a weep ing, everything before It, says an east- ' em ' Oregon exchange. Fortunately : there were no people living on the creek4 and Uttle damage resulted. .'..'.: . a e , ..'. ' ; . Cloverdals (Tillamook county) Cou- -rler: - The railroad surveyors passed ' through. Oreton on Wednesday laat. ' They passed through T. A. Porter's hog lot, kept behind the cheese factory and above tha school house, .. crossing the -creek Just below Rock's potato patch; and from there made a- straight line to the gat at Roek'a barn and thence west to the line fence between ' Rock and . Fletcher.' '- "'J1..--;-.'-. : ' Prairie City Miner! A genuine hobo visited town yesterday and the gent of tha road waa given three minutes to ' hike and the way he trekked wasn't slow. He honored J. JU Stalker with a call, helping himself to - some of the trusting druggist's ehotoa tobaoeoe, but being a heavy smoker, he was not satis-' . fled, so want to M. Durkhelmer's to buy a nickel's worth and In the meantime ' stealing . an undershirt. . He improved every minute he was In town and at the rate ha was going would have owned -the town in about two days. of tte Common certain store provided a book In which the tardy one wera to write exouaea. Raaaona for lateness were . not much varied. At tha top ef th page one would write. "Train dlayd" or "Care stalled," aa the caae might be, and the rest fell into th habit of making ditto marxa ana letting U go at that But' not long ago on man had a new excuse. H wrot with pride, "Wife had twins.' - Th second late person that morning was in a great hurry, and did not notice the innovation, but made hla customary ditto marks, end the reat of the men on that page followed suit The ' excuse book was abolished. ' . '.'.', Hen Food. ' ;' , ; ' There le much humbuggery about doe Ing (or doping) hens to make them lay. Sanitary living, which Include pleasant aurroundinga, plenty of openair exercise and wholesome food are the best ton ics for men and hens. But here in a. formula for an "egg-producing food" which may be found worth trying: Gentian u. ...... 1 dr Capalcum 1 dr. Fenugreek ,1 dr. Black antimony ........... ......t drs. Llcorloe I oas. Reduoe all to a powder and thoroughly mix - them. A taMeapoonful for two ' or three doaen hens every day or two Is 7 the quantity to be used. , A Highland View of Longevity. There is an old Highland - proverb that runs Thrice the life of a dog Is the life of a horse. . ---- .- I Thrice the life of a horse le th life - of a man. Thrice the life of a man la the life of a staat. Thrice the Ufa of a stag Is ths Ufe of a. crow. .t ' ' ' '-' J Ons Doeantf . '" One would think as ons grows olden ' -One would learn a little sense, ,, " . . But one doeen't Either from the force of precept , Or one's own experience, ' ''---"But on doesn't . " Ons perhsps Is feeling "f it ' For one evening one le 'It" ' " ""''' ' Next day one decides to quit' ' -v ' Winnipeg Trlbuna, desd antelope, and consequently It not so famous as hs might bavs been. WALTON. IZAAK Walton waa 1 an -amiable' angler who eometlmee forgot ' his bait, but never hie ale. H was on of th first to discover that the fish, ' though allent hlmaelf. Is a great eauae of epeech In othsra - Clubs Hook and Lie. ' " 4 , Favorite Amusement Spinning theas. Flowtra Instead, of Crests. , , One more fad has seised upon girls who hay so much pocket money they can afford to spend it on stray fancies, Ths,-nw idea is to select a favorite flower and use In lieu of a orest oa sta tionary and ' other personal belongings. Mtas Mathilda Townsend of New Tork has selected the violet ' and to her ehume she Indites notee oa highly per fumed paper of violet tint with a few petale of the flower on Ita aurface. Mlae Harriet Wadaworth la partial to moes roaebuda and theas are eeen on her spe cial notepaper. Panales, heartsease, heliotrope, all figure In thla new fash ion. The fad ahould be encouraged, ae a step away from th all-too-prevalent enobblehness and toward : democracy. For It certainly Is more American to have a simple flower for a crest than to cony the family bearings of some lackey . tor thief who wss ennobled . by some 1 complalaant king centuries jigo.. Almost Too CrueL Mannerlng gritted his teeth malevi lentiy. - "res." hs "muttered, "he wrecked my business, h ruined my good nam snd hs stole from me the girl I loved. But at laat at last I am to be avenged." - A fierce light glittered In hie eyes as he went on: ' , "The fellow's sufferings will he terri ble. - I have advised him to spend hie vacation at the same aeaahor hotel I stopped at laat summer, and he hs, hat b Is already packing- up la ge- .