' r ' Eag; ff 1 Portland, Oregon; MONDAY, JUNE 4, 1803. THE OREGON DAILY JOURNAL C tt. JACKSON Publisher, fubllabed every renin (except Sunday) and every Sunday morning. t The Journal uunains. mi ' Yamhill ilmti Portiand. Ortim. Entered at the poatofflce at Portland. Oregon, for trans portation .through tba maua aa aaeoaa-cia gv r telephones Editorial Room.. Main 160 Buaincaa Of flea.. .Main SO - - fXREIGN ADVERTISING REPRESENTATIVE. .Yreelarid-Benjamln Special Advertlelng Agency. ISO Naaaau treat, New York; Tribune Bunaiag. unices. - , . SUBSCRIPTION RATES. : Tents by Oarrler. Tti Dally Joaraal, wit ear, 1 war, The Pally JoaraaL 1 yea The Daily Journal Vila gas ear. 6 aoubi. The Dally JoaraaL BMatbi. .its . AT Aaa TK. JnrnaL with ana - I day. moallia. t.06 'The PaHy JoaraaL I moo tha.. l.M Tke Dally JoaraaJ. rit gas. ' eay, 1 moetu . . . ,. M. -Tke Pany, per weak, eeuv- eree, Saaday included M Dally. week. aeUfeced. aaa-. A eay excepted.. ............. JO ear. 1 year ....-IT. The Dally JoaraaL 1 year eay. awe the - JJ The Daily Journal. awatbe.. AIJ IT., n.ll. lMr..l With aUB. . day. noatha, a Tha Daily, Jearaal aMBthe.. I.eO Tk. rtu li.ru l witk Sua- eay, I stoat Tha Dally JoeraeL 1 taonth... M Tha BuDday Joereat, I year.. 1 00 Tha aoaday JoaraaL atoatb IXa Remittance should be made bv draft, noetal DOtca, express orders and aniall amounts ara acceptable In 1 .and S-cent postage atampa. . , DO NOT FAIL TO VOTE. : T HE ELECTION Ii5 ON. and already many thou , I sands" of ballots have gone into tha box, but a . '; " . therpblls do not cldse until 7 o'clock there is still time to utter a ', word of . warning. Independent .voters. who have not yet voted should put all other things aside and do their duty as citizens at once., --Every machine politician, every gambler, every advocate . of a "wide-open" town has been busy all day getting out -the kind of a vote that always counts against. faithful ! servants of the people and often against law, and order. On the independent citizen, whose sole aim is eood ' ,f i ' 1 ' a-wweaaeaaaii nrnent, geTcndstho future ot 1'ortlsnd , and the .Stale of Oregon. The best way to facilitate progress is Jo reward merit and keep honest and able officials in .T office.. Governor Chamberlain has given the state an efficient administration that has brought about several needed reforms. He should be reelected. Senator John M. Gearin, during the brief time he has been, in Wssh- ffngton, has proved he is tha right man in thr right ; pJaceTnfle' should Dc"rven"cHpoTrdor-meT the falsa .dcTOnr: fTdm Word has" been a fearless sheriff, fair and square to everybody, and has kept his pledges to the people, - j lie should be reelected.' These men depend upon"the Independent voter, and we believe that the independent If! oter will-rii he recognition of faithful service more important; than the triumph of any particular party can mistake his duty j jiOhiijrlc&iQn,JfJi .he should I tne'Polis andasrTr-banot-that will connrTor e.Chamberlain,iGearin and Word; not only (hat, but : Ufpend the rest of the day-working for the candidates whose names and. deeds are'a guarantee, of. good gov '': ; ; trnment. ' . ' '. : :'t -vf f Si -.--:V... ' Yet no Statement of the issues between the parties, Khich was-catred for yesterday by -The Journalr hsi bem f ; presented, ne read a ioi oi mane roi aooui nisionc . principles, and so on, but not a single - definite," exact 'Word as tfl what presentprindples" are, or how they J t.yPPly"to present candidates. -You cant fool a majority - if the people all the time. ' " , .. ,1 t 1 1 l'X'Ji: SOCIALISMIN NEW ZEALAND. ' INCE THE DAYS when the. great teacher of v , Nazareth preached Socialismto the Galileans . ." ' nd probably long before people have dreamed , 'and talked of the millenium of socialistic equality, and : enthusiastic reformers have , eloquently . preached its ..beauties and benefits to a more or less susceptible pub ' lie, yet the Socialistic cult has made but little progress. ' .Socialism in its fullness will never be a generally realized , v ' ideal, but Socialistic tendencies will appear and perhaps ; j become more potent .in the political economy of nations, f Socialism has found Its fullest expression and fairest 7" fruitage-inr-New-Zealandr and -its -advocates -can -"point .with pride" to the fact that there is no poorhouse, house of refuge or almshouse in that colony. No one Is very wealthy, as wealth is estimated in pth'er countries, nor rare there any paupers. Idleness is looked upon as a T crime. . There are no tramps, unless, nomadic shearers can be called such. There is practically no thievery. .Farmers leave their houses unlocked, and may safely be . , away from home for days or weeks. Bedroom doors in tawns tire generally without JockSizThe: dignilyLoLlabof ' is a reality and the toiler is honored. What a man is, -v - - rather than what he has," measures his " worth.- There are no trusts, no immense estates, no oppressive land lords. -' - - Nor can a landlord hold great areas of unutilized soil, and thereby gam unearned increment . The government ; . - may condemn and take the property, its value, if the are owned and operated 1ythe government, and "there fs ""ho fro"ible' about' rebates and discriminations. There are no enormous salaries, no meteoric , fluctuation of stocks, no occasion to earn Dig dividends. ' Charges -are carefully calculated to meet all expenses, fixed, charges, betterments-and so on, and the people are satisfied; all of them are stockholders in the roads. Every man is as good as his fellow, so long as he is honest and industrious. There .are no sweatshops Strikes are unknown. Wages are somewhat lower than in this country, but the cost of living is less, A visitor says he did not see a rsgged boy or girl in the colony. That this sort of paternal government is popularthere may be judged by the last parliamentary election, Which elected 59 government members to 14 antis and 4 inde pendents. - ... ' It would seem from all this that Socialism to the ex tent indicated' in this summary, or paternalism, is a de cided success so far .in -New 'Zealand, a country with about 1,008,000 inhabitants, but it does not follow that it would be practicable or possible here, to so great an ex tent, for reasons which will occur to most. readers; yet the excessive greed," the unconscionable extortions,'the pervading-prevalenee-of. graft,-and the insolenfind Tte fiant lawlessness of trusts and great railroad and other Corporations, are inclining hundreds of thousands ot Americans to consider the claims of Socialism as, applied to some extent, a possible, remedy or 'relief. ' At least New Zealand affords an interesting if not a very lare field for study .by the political economist. . ., Thevstory that, the anarchists are given the freedom of Great Britain on condition' that they refrain from bespattering the territory between"Land s End, and John o Groat with the .royal family flatly contradicts the saw that truth is stranger than fiction. RUSSTA WILL YET BE FREE, TOPENDOUS AS WERE the issues tlftt hung on the war between Russia andjapan, the issues that hang on the ddiberatTbhs, debates and con- ferences npyy going on in the Russian canitaL are..CYxn. srreater and more awe-inspiring. - - -It is a conflict.' in .its .ultimate analysis, between 130, 000.000 people and a System of government that has al ways enslaved them,, and proposes, under slightly. nod- ified forms, to do so hereattefand forevertnore.- Aftne St. Paul Pioneer-Press says:,. "It is the old contest of Liberty with : Despotism, intrenched behind Tradition and Formalism. 'Holy Russia, the autocracy, divme the figures of authority and to make soft the berths o the bureaucracy have already been scattered to the winds. Authority itself is shaking on its pedestal and is likely to come crashing down and to crush in its fall not portunrt)Vr-No"-tnan who deemsjtwily many ot itic unjust but ma" partisan. He must be a People s man. .lens of thou- government and the owner ennotagree, tq.be deter-1 nd of Democrats voted for Roosevelt lir 1904, expect- 1minedby arbitration. The government does not forbid the accumulation of wealth, but it prevents the oppres sion of the poor. One result of this policy has been to distribute the land among th,e people, a great proportion of whom are home owners, and who produce a greater " - surplus of products than any country produces, in pro- . .portion to population. ' , To the worthy immigrant the government lends a " helping 'hand, aiding him to become a producer and V home owner. He is given a perpetual lease-hold of gov . ernment land, withjhe privilegeof puxchase,I entirely T Without means he is employed on government works railroads, bridges, wagon roads, land-clearing, etc The government even lends money to settlers to the extent of three fourths the value of the land and improvements, - at 4 percent.-Over $20,000,000 have thus been loaned, i obtained by 3 yi per cent government bonds. At the close of the last, fiscal year there was not one penny Of defaulted interest. , j High rents of houses in towns prompted the "Work - era Home Act," under which houses costing from $1,500 ; to $2,000 are built on tracts adjacent to the towns and leAMd at 5 per cent interest. The government also con ducts a life insurance business, at cost or a little more, lor purcnasers or lessees ot land or houses. In "France a century and a quarter ago.- There are op eratinor in the conflict in Russia forces of tremendous ppyer, any rnmhinatinn nf which is possible an (Lanyl combination of which "wlu determmeihe iioiiticai Bistory and social organization of Russia for all the future, "and must, therefore, have a profound influence on the history of the world. . On the pronouncement f a single word, on "the yielding to a single impulse, the balance of these mighty forces may be disturbed, and the resultant" shape the fate of Russia and its millions." Nodtep or very keen . vision is needed to detect what is. wrapped in the smoke and dust of this turmoil. The end will be the death of antocracy, whether it comes by a constitution" ot a 'revolution!.-The czar haa-yet his army, and depends upon itrbut ere long the army will beJoiT the people's side, or will be swept away.- To quote again from' the St Paul" paper: "It is not too much to expect that if the czar "does not yield to every demand which the douma deems important, if he listens to mad counsel! and prorogues that body, and if the guiding spirits of the struggle for liberty give the word that the time has come for the whole people to rise, the army will not be found altogether obedient to the czar. But it is to be hoped there will be no test of the army; but that without exasperating delay the czar will grant every power and demand essential to popular control of the laws and their execution, essential to liberty of per son, to justice and to national progress."- .' Trma jrnof be relevantrbnt it is as -well to remember thaLihe same sort LJ?fJbeefjhat-the people are complain ing of now killed more men in the. Spanish-American warjhan did jail the bullets of the enemy, IS THE PRESIDENT A GREAT MAN? W HO ARE SUPPORTING Roosevelt? Mostly Democrats. Who are opposing him when he does right, what the people want? Nobody nutlRepublfcans If some Democrats criticise and attack him, it is solely because he has "gone back" on the people 'r because he has "switched" and wavered in their service; because the people are not Sure, after all, whether Jhey can depend upon him or. not' . The time has come when a president cannot be a mere ing he would be so; to some extent he has been so; but in other respects he has been a disappointment. - No man can be a great president who doesn't abso lutely, utterly, openly and assuredly break loose from Aldrich, Piatt, Elkins, et si. If Roosevelt doesn't dare do this, he is no great president. lLMr. Depew cannot protect his insurance' corpora tionsnd Mr. Piatt is unable to secure favors for his ex press company, and Mr. Burton cannot boodle a little, whaf-tnhe-name-of -universal graft is the use tjf fieingTa United States senator? -rv "Coal-mine owners having raised ftheprice of coal to an extortionate figure, the government began1 mining J- coal on its own land and selling it at a reasonable profit, ' ' not intending to cripple private enterprise but tq keen v prices down to a reasonable level. With one exception, all the-railways of New Zealand If the "president keeps his eye on Oregon" he will see this year the greatest apple crop in the history of the state and signs of material prosperity and collective Con tent never before known, in this commonwealth. Well," it does not matter who is' elected;" we are, all partisans 'when it comes to working for Oregon. The liquor dealers will probably find out tomorrow that they don't own this town. ' And now let's all get toworkjfor a greater and bet terOregon. ' - ' '"LeTTveTybodyliuiVah fur the men wno-wm, -if tbey-did in honestly. , . We hope y6u voted right or will. Grief for n Hen., ' "If la not many months alnce a Rwlas vlllaa. In the Ara-au canton commemo rated with much alrsplUlne; ajod .otbar popular forma af jubilation tha prowraa ' of a vlllaire hen which had laid ita 1,000th rf. A almllar celebration la to ba given t Kotlahrnn. In Alaaca, to celebrate and Incidentally to advertlae tha "lay ina" qualities of native Alaatlan poultry. One ot tha vDlacers had a redoubtable lien to which hta affectionate prtda had aivan tba name of "Olaa." "Olaa'' was a remarkable fowL ' Hatched on March t, ir. ajta laid her flret aaa on Anauat XI In tba same year, and front thla excel. rnt arlnnlna went steadily forward Unlit, .after portna' ' sha was found dead on tier nest Iq tha struxslS ta oom pleta the SO. " Tha pthn of tha case has appealed ta Ua , Aiaatian araiUiologlcat aoclaty r 1 i and "Olaa." her meritorious Ufa and exemplary end, are to ba drunk and sung In atory throughout the province. One Tor the Golf Link. . Prom the Chlcngo New a. "Eureka!" exclaimed the ahte of Darwin. "I hare dlacovered It at laat.' "Dlacovered what?" queried the shade of Huxley t - , "Thla mlaelna- link that makes a man out of a monkey." ana wared Darwin. "It's the golf link." , Won irva'Kun, n From the Chicago Newe. Joe Did MIM CaaMelich'a father, at tempt to draw youi out wheit jrou called t h "ot tiW 'ft IBM T ' - FredDraw nothing! I was la front and he brought, up, tba rear. American's Son In Douma. : Tt Ta not-generally Tinown "that" among the members of the Ruaalan douma Is one of American, origin. -Hie -name- la Ivan Dmltrltltch Crook and he la p one of 11 membera aenf to- the douma fejLthe Uttla 1 Ruaalan province of Podolla. ' M. Crook, who Is a small landowner, la the aon of a Philadelphia engineer, who migrated to Ruaala during the railway building mania which followed the Cri mean .war. 'HIS father wee a croae friend . of . tba father of Whlatler, the artlat, who carta to Ruaala under similar clrcamstaneee. V- lie la great authority on queatlon of local admlntatratlon, was a member ot local sematvo and la a etron. Progres sive. By status he 'IS; a ' Ruaalan noble. He sneaks only a few'worda In English, hia father, who married a Ruaalan lady, having died When ha waa a child. SMALL CHANGE - May tha better men win. " ' " e ' e There's yet time to vote. " . ." e . e ... Today Is the battle day of the ballot a - ' e ....... , There will be many scratched ballots to count. Tomorrow, mebbe. we'll know what happened. Railroad builders sure enough. . are getting busy a get much election Don't expect to news tonight 'T e e X lot of people must neeesaarllr be aiaappointea. . e e ....... Now hustle that electric Una " from Balera through,- . Any bride 'would prefer Woe and old enoea.io Domoa. . . , a , e Bet if you thought tt over you didn't vote u eiraigni., . Nice way to get rich honaatlv nlant .oig atrawoerry. paten. ' 1 : a Next thing, the statement No. 1 mem. oera wui .do countea up. e . However the election -oes. eat straw. berry abort cake and be happy, . . a e ' Though a little early wa avmnathlaa aireaay witn me aereated onea. The pulaaant Gaekwar of Baroda, Like us, wlnka when ordering aoda. ' e e Mpton Is to build another "h amrork. There mlgTifbeTluck In another name. Senator Burton Is atlll drawina- hla aaiary. no is old decayed Peach Depew, - - , - . e .e - r - - - All the. ."country" ptpera will say thla week: "me eleotlon paaaed off quietly, e e It will make but a very few people sore If Chamberlain today gets four years Perhapa . Hamlet's advice J -Ophella. "Oet thee to a nunnery. ' would be good iw eaaie uauer to xoliow. . e e ft Br m trageav in Maflria la deaervedlr tha anb Ject of many compliments. -' e - e ' -" r ' UrexonDOxa and glrla who ettetr eaatern eaucattonal Inatttutlona almot invarwDiy win -high 'honera. . . .... ,e , a If the suffraglats should win it mnM be in order for them to make a suitable girt or. appreciation to . W-llw vtr. . e e Mr. Bourne. If elected. -an va ha win have four secretaries. The eovermnant will have to order an extra. bucdIv of e If Bourne beats Oearlna- everw mam. ber of the legislature should vote for. hlm at leaat all ; who subacribed to aUtement No. U And the aam. aa ta uearin. - ,. a a . ' .... , Republicanism- la the same "YeatentaV today and tomorrow. SaJem Statesman. inen it la time a lot of Renlibllnan voters broke looae. The world moves, and a party that doesn't move with it will get left- .. --. e e , - But In ISSt Renubllcan fact I Art fat Hlf- fereno4s elected a Pemorratie by a plurality of I7S. and again In 1S04 the aame cauae let In. Governor Cham berlain, Democrat, by ,a plurality of nearly 150. Taeoma Ledger. Thla la news. The Ledger 'would better read up a little on Oregon modern political history. : -rrr. z : appealed to me. My childhood home waa on a wisoon sin prairie, 11 miles front a town; the roads ware rarely good, depending upon long seasons of dry weather to be free from mudholea and hollows, and when dry and smooth they were covered, with Inch-deen dust Three or four times a year perhaps I drove Into town with older members of e approached the ' City- the" good 1 ruads began ' and ju-the ; clipped- lawna, and all the laoe . or. .-.lha world . and the atmosphere . ot life Changed for-mei-- - . Hope, ambition, Joy seemed to rl OREGON SIDELIGHTS Htllsboro will have mill. a new big Saw. Cherry crop generally 11 ht throua-h. Out Oregon. , -n a -i i : : Central Point flour mill, idle aeveral years, will soon start up. A houae burned in Dallaa laat weak was built SO yeara ago. - -, a a The aalarlea of : Forest Oroya school teachers have been raised. Rainier Is becoming noted for clear. first class ship-decking lumber. . e e i Drain taxea owners of cows running at large IS cents a month for each ani mal. . Aatorla Is still and mora and mora In need of a big first class hotel, urges the Astorlan. - e e . - -i . - Jt takes more than m. flood to drown the energy and cheerfulness of tha peo-4 pie vi l manna county towns. , " ' e - . - It's becoming pretty tough when a town get bo dry that even the dogs and horsea cannot get a drink, says the roresx urove isewa. . . . . a ... e .' L Polee to the right, poles to the left. polea In the street, poles up through wood and cement sidewalks, polea every- wnere, compiama tne Albany Democrat e e Condon Globe: "Everything Is lovely and the goose hangs high" In" Gilliam county theae daya. And why-shouldn't It be thus? Plenty of rain and olenty of water In the c)ty well. '; . e e A Fossil farmer was working a Bul lion worth 11,000 In plowing when he rearetand fell on the beam, which penetrated hla body to a depth of about la Innhea, Bleed- anteowlag aM Iii and the horae died In two days. a a i During the flood In Pendleton a mer chant gave an example of the western Spirit by bringing a rocking chair to the sidewalk In front of hla place, and complacently smoking a cigar while the water waa pouring Into hla baaement and . covering the floor of bis "store. TTIne Creek correspondence of Fossil Journal: A certain young man under took to ride his horae over a certain striped four-footed animal one night last week and the result waa he had to bury hla boots and'oliapa for a week. and, worst of all, nig rlrl quit .him. .. a . e Several Portland capitalists have been Investigating the granite quarry on Robert i Booth's farm, on the Upper Wll- lamlna. It la one of the finest gradea of granite In the United States and the quantity Is unlimited, says the Wll lamlna correspondent of the Sheridan Bun. The freight rats Is the problem. GOOD RtfADS AN AID TO 'PROGRESS '-: OoyrlBt. 1S0S, by W. B.' Hearst). By Ella Wheeler Wilcox. America la Juat waking to Its need of good road a. When visiting the Pan-American ex poaltlon I flrat learned of the great or ganization which exJafted for the promo tion of this splendid movement- England's good roads are Justly fa moua, and in her Weat Indian laland Jamaica, they are a delight and benefit to native and tourist tt la a pnrlAna tnt tha t 'ttiAiiaanfta ot pfesple In the country regard the build' Ing ot goodrToads by town, elty or gov ernment ' as' an " extravagance- for the benefit of the rich who drive in car riagea and automobiles. The real fact-of tba matter is that no one benefits so greatly from good highways as tha farmer and the stock breeder -and the-eountry dweller who are engaged In any -kind of lnduatry. I can recall aeaeona In my early girt hood whan there waa despondency and gloom over the whole country neighbor hood because of gome sudden Tlse In the price of produce when the roads were absolutely Impassable.' And before thev could be safely use a to transport-the- cropa to market the price was certain to fall. Perhapa It Is because or my early recollections of bad reads "and alh- tha discomfort and loneliness they caused that a good road seems to me a thing of such beauty. A closely shaven lawn, neatly kept. and a hard, smooth road always stli me with a peculiar aenaatlon; something like to that which a aound of music oi sight -of a beautiful picture or the reading of a great poem produces. Life assumes new meaning and i glamour and a halo over the common place. . I can1 Tenniiiuer when geeei eoeaa atti Tem'nrsa-ardr6aors and smooth, green lawns and enyelop me; the world grew Targer; Imagination' waa atlmu lated. and when. In addition to all this, a. atraXn-of reualo-raaahad ana ftosa wUa-4 in Bome house bjr the waysldetprfrom some street -organ, bringing - remaned with It then Indeed life became a thing so wonderful that It could scarcely b borne. As we drove back homeward all theae emotions faded as sotra as the rough roads and ragged lawna appeared again. And to thla day the same feelings, to JiBtaaa - waa Waa aiftTAlnsl MkW 1M1 St TaW pass from unkempt -nature and see (ood roads and lawna wqlch show the loving care of man. I know that artiste rave over tangled grasses and wild patha of nature, but to me -uncut grass In a yard -means tired men and women, overtaxed with 'dutlea for which they were not ntted oy tern pentroant and ')o which $hey brought only -Irritability and discontent; dutlea which left no time " for the' decorative and , beautlfuf: the fields and barna stables and. pens must receive care;, the front yard could wait And Jt did wait lonesome, and over grown and neglected, to typify rorevai In my mind heart-hunger and desola Just so the country road, with Its humpa and hollows and mud and dust typifies poverty and misfortune and dis affection and lack of progress. It means isolation from companion ship and distance from market, and waiting for lettersTAhd "discomfort -tn locomotion for man and beast And In contrast the clipped lawn and the good road mean time for pleaaure and leisure, hours ef recreation, and the enjoyment of life; mualo and laugnter; communication, with frlenda; the ability to go and come without exhauatlng all time and vitality; comfort for animal and man, and benefit to Individual and community. ...... Yes. indeed. Vf lea Columbia, and unci flam, give us good apads. Hre ua -money to build them and money to keep them In order. -- . .Put all the unemployed upon ineir construction.' ' In every state And town and village let ua have these highways built Let them fun from place to place, sil ver ribbons by which . the chariot ot progress drives through the land. , rtia poor, tne ncn. ini namcin, int areat the neonle of today and the peo ple of S00 yeara to "come will all be benefited. - - r """ It la a curious fact that of all tht .marvelous achlevementa of the Roman dynasty In surrounding countries at tne time of Its greatness, notning remains today but the gxod roads! School a, tem ples, cities, aqueducts. Institutions ot learning, buildings of state ait are gone, but the good roads remain. I,et every man ana woman ana cnuu In America clamor for good roadsl What everybody wants must come. The Virtuous Pennsylvania. ". By Wex Jones. "Welt If there was money to be given it I waa there to take It" Frederick Vrooman. assistant trainmaster on the Pennsylvania railroad. . ' Oh. wouldn't you like to be one of the men Who work for that model of railroad tha Penn That spotless, beneVolent Innocent road. Where graft was unknown, although gifts were bestowed!' , Suppose, as trainmaster, you found la your sock thousand nice shares or -some coal mining stock, . . . That was never a graft, that was never ' a orine, waa) m Hants Claua arlft, though the muckrakers gibe. Of course, aa the witnesses readily .tell. Tou'd favor no shippers for treating you well: But somehow or other 'twas writ In the stara t ' ' i ' That those kind-hearted souls - would "have plenty of earsrr Virtue, they say. Is reward by Itself, But that musty old maxim must go on J the shelf; ' -For the men of the Penn, by their vlr- tne, obtain w - Reputation and grace to say nothing ef gatn. square miles: belna larger than the Rus sian empire, which comes next, by more man I. uuo, ooo square miles. No empire can produce so wide a range or valuable things. - natural and artt flcial, as the British. ' Precious minerals and precloua ntonee. Ivory, wheat corn. wool, timber, fruit In fact every neces- Blty of life and nearly ' every known luxury are to- be had at first band within the empire, and the words "British made" are still recognised all the world over as being the. ball mark or excellence on every manufactured produot. from suitings to Iron churches ana from penknives to locomotives. There Is one financial Institution which stands out boldly above all other, and Is indisputably the strongest in the world. It Is the Bank of England. - A UTTLE NONSENSE NOW AND THEN '"And ale Waa Xnaoeeat A young lawyer waa oonSultlna: In tha Jail with his unfortunate client charged witn stealing a stove. No, no." he said aoothlnalv: "I know, of course, you didn't really: steal tne stove. If 1 thought for a minute you wers guilty I wouldn't defend you. Tha cynlca may say what they like, but there are some eonsotentloua men among ua lawyers. , Tea, or , course, the real difficulty lies tn proving that you didn't ataal the stove, but I'll manage It now that you have assured me of. your inno cence. Leave It all to me, and don't say a word.- You can hand qver IIS now and pay me the rest" - "Ten dollars, boss! repeated the ac- oused man. In a hoarae voice. - Ti don't you make It 110,00or I c'd pay ye at ea easy, i ajn't got no money." "No money?" The lawyer looked In dignant.. . -. "Naw, ner know w'er I kin git any. eetherl" .... - gloom. Suddenly he brightened. WelI. he said more cheerfully. "I like to help honest men In trouble. I ll tell you what I'll do. I'll get you out of thla fecrape, and we'll call It square If you'll send the stove around to my office.- ;I need one." - - - a Fatherly loaglaf . -:: --- ;- A good-sised boy was hurrylna' alons tie atcaet. dragging hlain.vaaiwiMl . - , brother after him. In spite of the loud prbteafs of the child, when a benovolent- looklng old gentleman stopped him.' :-aiy aon, said the old gentlenraiijres swniing-h1irrwitnklndly '"eye", "how old are your- - , "'TWel 'e.answered" the Boy, Tou're a atout lad for that aae. 0QUliL.hAva. THE BATTLE' Of " ALAMANCE been-elck muchr bave-you?-- 'I thought not,- Tou enjoy your vle- tuaia, steep like a top, and can play ball all day without setting tired, ean t your' xes sir. -- - 'I was sure of It I wish I had a boy line you." "What for?" "So J. could Juru hlmover my. knee ana spank him. . Pick up that baby and carry him, yon young savage, or I shall be tempted to consider. you my boy, for ail - practical - purposea, right -Toutha' Companion. aniuf au snsiautasw During a dull moment In the John Sharp Williams filibuster .this after noon Williams said: "Mr. Speaker. see by the paper that they are getting ready to nominate you for president by speecn here In the house... We have nothing to do now. Why wouldn't It be a good time to try out that speech?" ror tne first time In ST years Uncle joe niusnea. , "That Isn't buslnees," he said. "Come around Sunday and I'll talk It over With you." -THEPLAY- The battle of Alamance has wall been ' ' " I ;elledbyCplonel. Creey.H)il:'xavUle umwtw, m. tin nimqumin, iwrn w perfectly true that "the blood then ahed . . waa the Mood of the martyra of liberty.: The principles for which the Carolina " farmers '. fought at ""Alamance were Identical with those for which the Mas sachusetts farmers fought, four years, later, at Lexington. Of the Maaeachu- aetta patriots II were killed and wound. Of those In Carolina over loo -Je; y 1 k i lied 1 ei el tppled upoH trie . fleld while six, later on. died upon the scaf- -fold. And yet. while all the world has" heard ot "Lexington," not one person tn the 'thousand knows - anything about -"Alamance." - - - -" The Injustice of all this Is pretty ' forcibly hinted at by John Flske In his a "American Revolution." - - . . Says Flske: "The barbarous condition of the frontier where theee acenea oc curred (the battle of Alamance, "Ate. rV and the fact that tha mUltta of 'the lower counties voluntarily assisted the governor tn his campaign against tha Regulators deprived these events of much of the Influence they might other wise, have had upon the country; so that it Is not the Cape Fear but tha Concord river that ordinarily occurs tn us when we think of the first blood ahed In the Revolutionary war." But Flake's hint while U may "explain, in no way Juatlfles the hlatortana In so lightly paaalng over the flrat armed re- al stance . to British, oppression, and th opening battle in the great struggle for American Independence. rr There are four houra of "The Eternal City." "After they are over and past you go from the Baker theatre con vinced that the world Is" made un ot slh and hate and deceit and that the only salve to esse the wounds of theae s love such aa Donna Roma had for The Baker stock company did won. derfully- well with- thr production. The play dragged a little, but that was be tween acts. The scenic part of the show was up to the Baker standard. There are four hours of the play HVe cents per hour and In these four hours there are -Juat four minutes In partlcu- ar or Donald Bowles worth consider ably more than 11 M cents per minute. This is at the end of Scene 1. Act Iv. Howies and Balnnolls give the best work. As the Baron BonellL prime miniater ana aictator, Salnpolla sur passes hlmaelf. It is a great part, and he handles It with eaae. Aa Bruno, Donald Bowlea doea-the beat work be has done so far this season. Tester day's audlencea gave him an ovation. Howard Russell, in the role of Charles Mlngelll, gives perhaps the most real llatlo work of the production. Hlsla somewhat a minor part, but he speaks every line and delivers every gesture witn iiaenty mat oetrays cioae adapts tion ana etuay Wealth o Great Britain. Although tha population of the United Kingdom Is only 41.ns.m, It holds the reins of an empire with population of 1W,,TS... ; , The area ot tha United Kingdom Is barely 1W.9W) square miles; but the British smplra .extends over 1UV4 ' -V'-V-. r.:' Baume welL Baume playa the lead Ing role. Ha starts In aa a member of parliament, becomes a fugitive from Juatlce. and ascends once more, through the medium of a woman's love, to the dictatorship of Rome. As his holiness, Frederick Eamelton was good. Harry Byera did well as Fsther Plfferl. William Harris won applause by his portrayal of Tomasao Marlottl. . . Mlaa Ijtwrence was not as good aa Donna Roma In "The Eternal City" as she waa as Glory Qua vie In "The Christian." Her work lacked sympathy nd was entirely too mechanical. she did hot uae that wonderful voice of hers yesterday with aa good effect as usual. There waa a certain harshness In the most delicate scenea that did not serve to connect leading lady and au dience wHhthat goaaamerthr.ead.ot ympathy upon which so much of the play depewda, .. Theee weee times whan her work was excellent., but on the whole It was a disappointment . How ever, her excuse lies In thb fact that aha la playing In. stock. . that she did not have a chance to give the part the attention It deserved, and that for any ! actreas Donna Roma Is a rola that re- qulrea exhaustive work and brain and nerve racking-energy. . There waa not much for the other women of the oast to do. It will pay you to sae "The Eternal City" this week. If yon don't, you will mlas one - of the greatest .bills of 'the season. It will pay you to watch Salav polls and Donald Bowlea J. McC Divorces in the Family. From the Philadelphia Ledger. -"Tee. she's well ..enough," said thS Chlcagn girl. - "But her forefathers r suggested the Boston girl. , i ' r' ' "Oh, gracious, don't make It any worse than It really la, She's only bsd three." . , .By Bev. Thomaa B. Gregory. : Lexington! , Whar.. glories cluster about the name! Lexington! where the "embattled farmera" Bred the shots that were "heard round the world!" 'All honor to Lexington! Let no man' be base enough to Want to detract one lota from the glory of the men whoee patriot valor made the iittls Naw England town forever, famous! 7 But there la another apot that should be as sacred as Lexington tn the eyes of the American people, and in the area of tha lovers of liberty the world over. That apot la Alamance, North Caro- Una, a place of -which the overwhelming majority of the American people have -never heard. William Tryen, royal governor, waa ' so mean that they gave him the name "" of "The Wolf of North Carolina.: In the name of - hla ravel George III. and for the furtherance oi -i ma own oruiai ana greedy Instincts, he'1 taxed and oppreeaed the people to the point where they were oblla-ed to dv ana of two things resist or be completely enslaved.,-- .' , They resolved to resist and fnm themselves Into a band known aa r 'Regulators. .-. The Regulators were as pure patriots aa ever shouldered a gun, and they had Ideaa and principles for which they V were willing, If necessary, to die. Having protested again and . aaain ' against the oppression ' of the British - government as exercised In the parson ' of the tyrannical Tryon,'aSid protested in vain, tney now resolved to try what virtue there might - be . in - armed tt sletance. ; The odds were greatly against them. They were few In numbers and but poorly supplied with the slnewe of war. out tne neat pinoa or the world flowed In their TSlnsTHftrTresTtrTiaa "the'ruTf courage of . their ' eonvlotiona. and they figured It out that .it were better to be annihilated than to be alaves. The result of this manly determina tion on the part of the Carolina farmers " was the battle of Alamance, fought on the lth of May, 1771, up near the head waters of the Cape Fear river. The 'battle was 1 a fierce one. and : though, the Regulators were totally de and wounded upon the field, old Tryon needed that Americans could be shot , - i " r Ti. -"-r could "hot be r.'iada'lameiylo endure the -oppression of George HI and his tyran- . nice i nenon man. r LEWIS AND CLARK On the Clearwater river. In Idaso: June 4 Today we continued hunting- In the neighborhood, and by maana of our own exertlona and trading with the Indians for trifling articles succeeded In procuring aa much bread and roota. besides other food, as will enable us to subsist during ths passage ot the mountalna. . -- A Ticket-Selling Countess. . ' The Counteaa d'HUly la earning a 1W- day's animal arena In Luna park. New Jersey.. All day long she bub In her booth, the hours void of Incident but. the counteaa, or Marie Nelson, as sha , prefers to be called, is happy. She ex "A reat Is welcome after tne dramatlo occurrences of the last year which left me stranded. At the world s fair In 81. Louie, where I lived at 1400 Edaall atreet. with my father. Charles Neleon, . a rich builder, I met Count Luclan d'HUly of Calais. Franca, My father " threatened to disown ma Jt X married him. but I felt that I was making' . good match, and when the count visited St. Louis laat July we were married. "We went abroad and for a time were - happy, visiting his people at Calais and traveling. At Monte Carlo the coun1. -loot heavily and I gave him my Jewels to pawn. , He lost the money which -he raised. . . ; - "From my ' grandmother, who was In Germany, I Sbtalned 4,000 marks to take ua both bark to America, My huaband lost this, too, and laat March he aban doned me In Paris. Frlenda got me pas sage back to New fork. Before sailing - - - I wrote to my parenta. I -have not heard from them and I fear my father . has not forgiven me. Here I realised the need of Immediate employment and -" waa glad to get 'this position. What I -shall do after the season closes I do pot -know-" , , ,- " ,. yralkieirCongrear dn Record. "' From the New York World. ThUB far this Is the talkleat cenkreas ' of -which there -is- any hlstory Tha-; iirty-tirai enngreaa waa eoma on lan guage: but the firty-nlnth, which la the" present segregation, has It lashed to ' the mast and screaming for mercy. . On May II In the flfty-flrat congreaeJthe r statesmen had put forth some 4. 121 pagaa of talk, as registered In the Con freaalnnal Record. On Saturday, which " was May' 1 for the fifty-ninth con gress, the Record bulked T.IOI pages of speech, and the end la not In sight yst " A Natural Sun DiaL - - . , . . Greece boaets the largest sun dial on the planet There Is a large promon tory In the Aegean sea known as Hayonl Horoo, which extends ' 1.00S feet above the level of the water. ' As the sun .. swings around, ths shadow of the moun- . tain touches, one by one, a circle -of lalanda aepa rated at regular Intervale, which act aa bour-marka. V.. ! f