v:;V' ". ;:-"-vv ..''""pj ,; -: r '-- 1 PORTLAND. OREGON. -- -rr- y r THE OREGON DAILY A H IKDiriUDIKT mw c a. JACKSON - . . - .. Publlahed every evening except Sunday) end every morning, at The Journal Building. Fifth am Yamhill streets. Portland. Oregon. Entered at the poet office ait Portland. portation through tha malls aa second-ciaae ''... TELEPHONES. Editorial Roorae . Mala 10 , Business FOREIGN ADVERTISINO REPRESENTATIVE. VMalBnl.Rantainln Special Advertlelng Agency. 160 N street New York: Tribune Building. SUBSCRIPTION RATES. Yenae by Oarriar. Tb Dally Jxaraat wltb a- " ear. I year....... J ' Tbe Dally Joaraal. I yaar.... . tha Dally Joaroak wllk - m day. ewatba J- Tha Pally JnareaL ewethe.. 10 Tha Dally Joaraal. With aay. t ajaatne.... 1-J3 Tha Dally Joaraal, naatba.. 1.40 Tha Dally Joaraal with ?-- day, 1 awath A Tha Dally. pee w.. a.lrr . araa. 8ud4a nvledeil. . . . J5 - htai by Stan, .lie pally . Jaaueal. -wttk OAT. 1 I The Dally Tha Dally oar. Tha Dally Tha Dally ear. I (tally, work, oeUTarea, aai tnnllUiiMa ahmiM har-maria bv xpraaa erdero and am all amqunta are s-cent postage staropa. iROOSEVELT AND- ORKGOM HE FRANTIC APPEAL to for Withycombe, Bourne county and precinct officer KnnaevrJt -is really amusing when we the political record of two year past. ' r It was Roosevelt, w are told, prosecuted and convicted one of, our Repubhcanj-epre-"""sentatives in congress, and who i prosecuting thether ' one, on divers charge. Yet only two short year ago . the organ that are now urging all Republicans to vote the whole-Republican ticket from Bourne down w.ere just as urgently clamoring for the election of Bingef Hermann and I. N. Williamsons against the election of Binger Hermann.. It said then that egardkjvpf prty..ot politic Jie was an utterly unfit "man to send to congress, and that it would be a disgrace to the state to return him there, and it told some of the , KB.UJI, WMJi r- il -Tri e 'Ore if on i kh and w f i rr-R f uhblicaii'Taueis kii e wlh a t "The Journal was telling the truth, turing no campaign lies, that ir was are 'making now aupport Hermann '"KoolgveTrcra prosecuted Hermann. "VI We arenot"intimalTngthatProfessof7Hawley '"t ' any . such sort of man as Hermann; he will not be a tool of land grabber nor burn government : r'ecordsilbutjwe are , pointing out the absurdity of this appeal to voters on the part of these organs, that a' straight ticket "and possibly unworthy or less capable men. must be voted for in order to support Roosevelt. ". . .. . . '." .: -"' . . 'Why, see what Roosevelt think Oregon.. He prosecuted three out of .congress., convicted two. and i tryine He fired the United States, district attorney without a " moment's warning and that on the recommendation, of an imported Democrat He .threw out of office the -United Stater marshal, the boss of the Republican state machine.. He'caused three Atate senator to oe indicted, ;' and one of them, at Je9$t. be evidently cute ana convict it .possible. ": When Roosevelt sought "for lawyer-to whom to en ' trust 'the prosecution of the land-fraud cases he selected not an Oregon Republican, but a California Democrat Not that he supposes that all Republican lawyer in Ore gon are incapable or rascals, but he could not tell how many, or which ones of them were tarred with the same stick." AndToday -the. man Jwho ha exerted mora- in- fluence-in recent federal -appointments in Oregon than any other is a Democrat, Francis J. Heney. And prob biy the man with the next greatest amount of influence is Senator John M. Gearin, a Democrat. Does anybody really suppose that, Roosevelt greatly V desires the election of just such a man as our spectacular "-z friend Jonathan Bourne Jr.f-Does anybody imagine that - Roosevelt, after his experience during the past two years with Oregon Republicans is very anxious iorthe. whole Republican ticket to be elected, from A to Izzard?- But even if he had said or should say that he so wishes t which he has not and will not. all such.Teportsbeing manufactured out of "whole cloth" it would be an tin - irrantable expression on his part. to her own political affairs, without part of the president, however grcat-a ut the-tdea that-Roosevelt is wrapprntp, T...,t rn4 Lm, ouH ntne success of the Republican really funnyVZ ' Russia The ribbon-maker of Lodi. ing bombs, gathered the mill owners in one building and kept them there without food,- water orwhiskeyovitch Tmttrnhey--ereTtidyto raTse'the wage scale. As a token of llirir apprilation oi th Tnrirn. .1. . atrikers, the manufacturers will pay "iv -juiviicaa. ALLEGED CRIMES OF THE MEAT PACKERS. 1 HE REVELATIONS of "the vnicago pacicer plants, operations and methods, expose them in an incomnarahlv than that in which Commissioner Garfield's report and xne consequent inai piaceq them. It is a had ihingjfw Inally to-swindle and plunder the oeoole. hut it ! inrnm - parably worse to cause them to have dire disease, and lowly to murderthemlwith-diseased-and poisrjTicnis " meats. "P . Of course the packers "will deny that they have done ; so. - Like the railroad moguls and the Standard Oil mag nates, they deny all accusatTcmsTndfheargerare proved beyond a doubt, or are aure to be proved, they Mdeyor skip out to Canada or Europe, or plead im munity on the ground of Incriminating themselves. The . concerns that will sell diseased meat by wholesale, to be distributed broadcast-among the people, will not only cheat in all other possible ways, but will lie, steal or Tbd report of these investigators, public in detail, j said bertumstamteciftcTTra elusive. It is alleged that these criminal packers killed say. . ' uiscasca animais, soia diseased and doctored meats, to anybody and everybody in thi country who would buy . Wittt May Be Ambassador. Diplomatic) change arraorudden In Waahlngton that tha tuft hunters have Xiardljr had time to Ingratiate thiftn aatvea in tha good gracaa of tha much falad foreign contingent- than thaaa pattaid darlings are transferred to 'other poeta and tha daapalrlng matrons have a bgt n all over again their social 'campaign. ' ' Tha moat interring rumor la to the tract that tha Ruaalan ambaaaador, HaVan Koaan, la to be recalled to St leteraburar r aoeradlted to ona of the Kuropaan court a, and that Count Sarga Wltta. tha Ruaalan prima ralnlelar, la ta nrpraaant the white caar in Waah- . Ingtan. ... ' -a.. Inaemwh a Baron Roac hta hard' y ooanMatad hla flrat year aa ambaa 4C la the taUtd. SUlM kai toUow JOURNAL cealed as far a abroad, but could If LAjaierjftaa.itkcJis. Publlahir. Sunday ported from thi a - firm Germanv'a If this report be Oregon, for trans mn n ' Offloa. Surely none that .Mala They should be pockets are their Chicago, terms. Men supplying serving of condign .TOO rear. Joaraal. t a-w now filling our penitentiaries. a month.... ......... t.TI Journal. bob tha.. AI the party organs. on the Republican noethe... J Joaraal. axatba.. l.W Journal, with oa- ; Bourne has been aflata......r..t .o- members of his own , Tha Dally Joaraal, 1 ewotn... .V Tha Hond.r Journal. 1 yaar.rieo maries. IflsT hiblfed. " draft. postal . XOloa, acceptable In I aa GEER REPUBLICANS. E Republican '.'to vote and all the state, iiriama as he can in order to support Chamberlain, but gland back over tjeoole who hear ' and correctly, who tal contrast betweerrthatand Chamberlain Fassinsr by ome relative to lucrative . .. , v- I thankful that Geer lrrtfl. Let any yoter at that it wa manufac lam. publishing no sland- These men and ha4ty Lsuin istra t.ias; in order to support combe is desirous the state many tens ofdef ourof chaos Ex-G-overnor Gees Chamberlain; he may crack jokes and the people; but to of the G. O'. P.ol. four members of to convict -a third. .-Surrounded by other way, the public will be compelled meat-trust or at stroyed" by order" intend lo-prose To elect all the that party in this aenate Again, in - New York, papers like the morning whiskey organ here would be urging his election in order to support Roosevelt- : - Every voter who man who stopped among the galaxy has Oregon stood lican victory here? Oreiron can attmrt Interference on the man h rnay be. - not be accepted by encer- but tha -chance party of Oregon is -- themselves with the end in -at tt1re-rocx-TnerT:fti( intai.f t,rn..v to tto it. hia vnt rt againil the men for five It ha been nearly valleys have suffered so great a flood, but there was not nearly so much property to be destroyed or injured then. invesrtgators of the A minority party candidates, at least ess it does so it. has wo years agot Alder street organ support and indorse $500,000,000. At the it will be e'en more The only reason asking them to confer on him the governorship is that he is a Republican. . In all probability Alfonso. But if she considering.- thouth not v.i m.A. The-4'rallie" are Inr ao cloaely on tha somewhat aura mary removal of Count Caaalnl, rumor Is rife to the effect that tha foreign office on tha Neva la dlaplaaaed that Ita repreeentatlve haa not been able to counteract tha antl-Ruaala fnellng In tha American praaa any. better than tha lamented Caaatnl. It la wall known that .Count Caaalnl employed the moat able preaa agnt In tha 1attara opinion, to be found In the capital, who racelvad large check and decorative baublae for hla efforts. . In tha diplomatic eonteat' at Ports mouth last aummer It waa tha towering Wltta who bora tha haat of tha day, Itoaeu playtflf-flnlliar-6r an lricon spfcuoua part, ao that It la aald that tha Ruaalan government hopes to atay tha arntlment of th country by avndlne Ita Able diplomat t Lbe smi-Iosa ,rrtsl them and of course their diseased' condition was con possible. They could not sell them inflict disease and slow death "upon - Wc alaY.C-,W many of manufacturing reports of diseased meats un country, but thi -.report tend to con "1 : complaint." T proven true, if these men be guilty of this dastardly crime, long continued and habitually prac ticed. what- punishment should be meted out to them? the law provides can be too severe. mulcted in millions, if possible, for their tender spots; but besides thuv tney should be nut behind prison-bara for no inconsiderable . a - . large proportion of the people with meat who wouldTesort to. uch practice are more de punishment than nine tenths of those "There is no dissension in the Republican rank," gay Then why the attack by Republicans nominee for United States senator? the object of relentless criticism by party, both before nd since the pri sorrysamplf of harmony" that is ex- - - . ', "- AND CHAMBERLAIN. X-OOVERNOR GEER of course ha a perfect right tomake peeche in behalf of Mr. Withy combeTand to criticise and indulge in such wit- manufacture' at the expense of Governor he should not wonder or complain if or read hi remark and who are la miliar'with Mr. Geer' administration should draw a men alleged 1 transactions, by no-mean creditable to Governor Geer, and i appointment of portion, the great ditterence, net to ay great contrast, in the matter of handling the pub lic lands during the two administrations is such as to cause people generally without .respect to party to be did not receive the nomination ana all familiar-with-theiactrconsiderthe record of State Land Agent L. B. Geer, a relative of the then governor', and Special Agent H. O dell, both ar pointees of Governor Geer, and the. record of State Land their Acta-are-typical of the two ad- Jobe observed that Mr. Withy- of getting rlcf onSTrT'" Wesl, a ntatt who" under Governor"CTiamberIaini" direction 'ha Saved of thousands of dollars, and brought and substituted capacity; and honesty for rascality or incompetency, or both in the manage ment of the state' land. , " ; ... ,x , may find something to criticise in may urge the loyalty to party plea: he use whatever arts he pleases to fool point with. pride to hi administra tion as compared, with-Chamberlain' js an exhibition of audacity that overshoots the mark.' - disinfectants, with its nose turned the hears with equanimity that Chicago to consume the entire output of the least that -part of it that is not de of the sanitary inspectors: judges of all courts ire not only not a "square deal," but is a bad po!icjr.lt would be better, as well as .fairer, to have one Democrat on the supreme bench, and at least one or two judges of district, county and city. If old Uncle Chaunce Depew were a candidate for the it opposed to open gambling and the city'spirtnership with criminal gamblers, should logically vote for Tom Word for sheriff. . Heli the it. : r-1 "Republican success means much for Oregon' standing of states." Roseburr-News; How in the "galaxy" since the last Repub a- 1 " ' " - - The Aldrich-AIlison amendments to the rate bill will the house without a fight -in confer- The college athletes of Washington arc consoling thought that when Oregon beat them Poor old doddering grafter Depew sent word to hare Smrtnl, mhn, thnngrf a Mnr"1'1". a far more respectable figure in the senate thart DepewT 24 year since the Umatilla county is very likely to nominate the better in some instances, knowing that un- no chance to win. and three yeara-agoj-the-ry-of-the was: "Elect. Hermann in order to Roosevelt." General Grosvenor-'says a sea level canal will cost present rate and style of procedure nor that. r , , - that Withycombe gives the voter for Ena would make a better ruler than cart rule him, he may do pretty well. '- V. - all "rousing," of course. Terrapin Aliva In Ashe. From the San Francteco Chronicle. One of the strangest Incidents following the graat Are waa tha finding of a live terrapin In the-eulne of a building at the corner of Powell and "Waahlngton atreeta yesterday morning. Mlea Char lotte Eates and Mlaa Lilly Plowman went to the ruin of the normal school, whrre Mlaa Estea waa a atudtnt and while investigating conditions notlcad aomathlng move In tha aahee In m base ment. . Mlaa. Eatea climbed down and removed the, aabea and debris and found tha tarrapln.; It waa ao active that whan filaced on tha ground near water It ran nto tha bay' and awam awayr . This animal had undoubtedly paaaed through tha fire and lived for 10 daya- tW the aahea of the basement In which It VM (OUA4 . , . . 1 .... . - -r 1 1 SMALL CHANGE , WTitra are the flood predictors T " V Summer can't be very far off now. Only two nor daya, Sunday excepted. a . Are you going to let the women vote? e a - . . Good by.. May; w did not lov you overmucn. 1 Have you " considered! .' those Amend ments yet 7- - t-' ' '" . '.. a a , . . A man will bo hi beat 6r hia worst on account of woman: ' ,T: .:; v-w a ' - Strawbarrlea and roaaa scarce., for Oregon; yet there .are some., '. e e . ' - A legislative body la better and safer ror Having a strong: minority. .... e..; e '1 L r Tha people of Multnomah county are not going naesi on Tom woid. A girl by your aide la worth two In an auiomoDiie. you being afoot -. ..'"V ' . " e ; . The Salem Statesman haa a tjaw acara knownothlnglam." What nextT. ' e e . . '. ; Tha. vota-'ar-atraight dootrlne Implies A return to, the reign of pollticat boaaes. - . ' .e .. .. .. ,'. Perhaps tha senate took . A small of denatured alcohol before passing the bill. . :. ... : . .-, , , " e t. . ..... It'a over at last and Ena Is Queen or Bpein."Ere'-'r 'eaith and 'appt ness. - , : 7-. ...' : . .. e e - Many women" And "AlrTa will "be June brides, and many who won't would like to Da. A great-many- Republican ara nnlofr T y going to aay: "ucarin la - good enough." .z-uovernor ueer is not in a very safe position to throw rocks at Cham berlain. . - ; ... . . . . .. - . . a -Orover CTrTTlgniTJarmiaalErPllv. bootty are also .keeping out. of Driot tnese aaya. - . 1 Wa hop Alfonao will ba cood. but an lnauxaa-JLhAth-,-y 1 1 1 be 'would be a payy-j",:-'., , -ItJla reported thatTesuvIua' crater haa - fallen- In. - Something like- this seems to have happened In the senate. 4 '"'"V - -Tha Qaekwar Maharajah f Barod a la touring thla'oountry, and meeting a great many glrla who are dying to kiss r -.: . Tha courts ought not to permit the work on the north bank railroad to bo delayed by the tactlca of a rival com '" " :' . unuung . scions on s rrult tret or others' akin on A bumt.bodjr la not the kind of grafting that tht people are kicking about '. In A party organ's estimation . anv "erttleiem. of fta candidate, however uat anfl reaaonable. la always a ."aour- oua attack. ' .. - , - . - - ; . a a ' ; . ' -: -The Monte Carlo eaalno la. onlv broke in novels. It haa Juat declared a divi dend of TO per cent, which beat Stand ard Oil a little. . e e , '. The monument In the plasa la a da- aerved tribute "to Oregon youna- men who promptly answered their country's call and .bravely did their duty. OREGON SIDELIGHTS " j i aaaaajaaaaajaaaBaak Many new faces in Glendale.. a Perch plentiful In Coos river. All parts of-Oregon Improving. e Big prune crop along Myrfreereek7 e.a Echo Is to have a free public library. Several buildings' are being erected at Talent -a a Umatilla county wanted rain, and got too much. " ' t V 1 e . e Chicken thlevea are buay in Inde pendence. ' : -- . Malheur county will-vote on a High arhnnl Mnnrla.y. Vale will soon anjovthe aound of th locomotlve'e screeoh. - T- " A Jackson county dog euoeeasfully herds, without aid. a band of 1(8 goata. a a ' An Aatorla man will donate a site for a $100,000 hotel, if somebody will build one. .a a 'Douglas, county will certainly have bumper hay. grain and fruit croa this year, says the Roaeburg News. a t . Jacksonville Is taking on hew life. owing largely to increaaed and aucceaa ful mining operations around . that place. a a An English dealer writes to a Talent fruit' raiser that his shipment of New town applea waa , the beat . he ever handled. - No town In tha Willamette valley the else of Brownsville shlpe more produce of a general nature, and It la conatantly on the Increase, aaya the Tlmee. Prairie City MinerL The Peter- son boywho-was struck by Ua-hf- nlng a few weeks ago ts stiil con fined to hla bed. The burn eaused by the lightning - extended over Jlfc..entlre arm and the doctor had to reaort to kin-grafting to heal the wound. Mem- bare of the-family-furnished therms Uriel for the graft ; . . a a " Tha leading cltlsens of Crook, Harney and Lake counties. In Oregon and Modoe county In California, have organised a Livestock Protective aaaoclatlon, with headquarters at Lakevlew, for the pur pose of preventing the killing of cattle and the stealing of heroes, - cattle and mulea, which crimes have become preva lent In that region. , . ( .; "e 1 ' - Salem Stateaman: The proanects tat a good -grain crop In the Willamette valley are good. But thia ahould not encourage the farmer to reiee . more grain, excepting aa they can raise more on their land that haa beeax rested with clover and other leguminous eropa. Tha thing to do la-what ta being done milk more cows and further diversify the MOM , - . ... THE Some rertlmeo. QneeUoaa. Portland. May !. To the Editor of The Journal The Agricultural college at Corvallla ought not to be uaed by any man aa a means of promoting hla candidacy ror oince. In a public apeeon at Corvallla in the opening of the Re publican state caropalan Dr. Withy combe declared in effect that he owed hla nomination to the Influence exerted in i hia behalf by the young men of the Agricultural college, and ha puniiciy thanked the college people for their seal in hia intereat - But what about Mr. LETTERS FROM PEOPLE Geer, : Mr. Brown. Mr. Johns and Mivthe-alaer one day loat his way, and Sehlbrede, the very excellent gentlemen and eltlsens' of Oregon for whose defeat thla political machine," the so-called State Agricultural-' college, Beams to have been directed T la it for the pro motion of the nomination of Dr. Withy combe' or some other profeaaor In- the faculty and to defeat other cltlaena that the ao-called State Agricultural college la maintained and Supported .partly By taxation of the- good people of the state. amoirg whom ara Ex-Governor Geer, Mr. Johna, Mr. Brown and Mr. SehlbredaT Incidentally, alnca Mr. Oeer, Mr. Johna. Mr. Brown and 'Mr. Bahlhrede all baa warm frlenda and supporters, and alnoe theae supporters, too. are taxed ror money to be uaed In teaching fanner bow to farm at the corvallla eollege. was It a proper move for thi eollege that they pay to aupport to be wheeled into line agalnat them, a political engine to down them and their fa' date? '..".':' Nearly a year ago the publlo press of Portland printed reaoiutiona in wnicn a portion of the board of regents of the State Agricultural eollege aought to have Dr. Wlthyoomb retrain from poll tlca, or resign from the Institution. The reaoiutiona were - debated - and voted upon In the board, and according to atatementa printed, at tha time, were supported by tour members, two .Repub licans end two Democrats and opposed by seven, mambera, fou: and - three -"Democrete. These reaoiu tiona, by the publlo declaration of Dr. Withycombe In hla Corvallla speech, seem not after all to' have been am lea. since It Is his own confeaalon that ha owea hla nomination to the State Agrl culturlCOUege Uaa-the-aai he.haa amcAllBra been charged up In the accounts of the college to .the department of sclenttflo farming and high Instruction In veterU nary ethics, or does It go down jln the isager u iwt oroaaer account ci po Tfttcal 1 U'lulethnlea and aooustlcal. Theae. afa,.uaal1fuia nf, vltaamportanc 1 to the taxpayera who are taxed to main tain, Ihla achooL In -which Dr.- Withy combe is paid a large-salary to teaoh farmers' boya the devious paths- of high and advanced farming. Nor is this alL Bealdea theae publlo thanks to hla po litical machine for Ita effective work In defeating the wishes of the 11,000 Re publican votere and taxpayer that wanted another than Dr. Withycombe for governor, there are further eigne of the eathetlo brand of farming- taught at Corvallla or. which, the taxpayers are taxed.. - - . - If is known, here In Portland, that leading etudenta were In constant touch for weeks prior to the primary election wltlr downtown polltlcleDAali-arvallla who-were- booming' Withycombe. Vot ing lists from registration books were pnt-ttt-the- hand of students by"Wlthy- combe politicians, and meetings were held for mekinreentlment for the chief professor of -esthetio farming. It la atated by a traveling man who eaw him there that the atudent colonel ofthe cadet regiment "was eent to Dallas and Independence to drum . up a crowd to go by special train to attend the withy combe meeting at Corvallla. Meantime how fared It with thla atudent colonel's class 'Work and . his eadet . soldiers T When he graduates wfil hj diploma be for high agriculture tr political engi neering? It seems to me that the publlo thanks of Dr. "Withycombe to the etudenta for his nomination, the renolutlona of the regents calling for a cessation of polUI tice on the part of the expert on rarm- tnar and - the - late-errand of the eadet colonel are eertalnly fit food for Oregon taxpayera to contemplate. I have the highest regard for the ecope and pur pose of the State Agricultural college when properly directed, out aa a cuisen of 4h state, I-muet-utter my aolemn protest against present conditions there, and I do ao, not In the Intereat of Mr. Chamberlain, for I ahall not vota for that gentleman, but In behalf of the &tai.AriGuUurel eollege and the young t men and -women sent- there by over truatful parents to receive an educa tion not in frensled politics, but In the proper Jinee, .TAXPAYER. Bonn Xeepe Shady. Portland. May I. To the Editor of The Journal Jonathan Bourne haa been spending 130.000 or $40,000 In the effort and hiring 49 or SO aplelere to sound hla tVraTiea In all Corners or th state, and yet he has never In all thla time showed himself at a single publlo meeting or any kind not even at meetings of hie own party friends when - specially in vited to attend. . Ia this not very re markable T How can such studied se clusion from the publlo eye be ac counted fort Can there be any other reaaon than the absolute unfitness of Bourne, for the high office of United State senator? Bourne, feeling his own unfitness for the office he seeks, knows that If he appeared . at.Jubllc meetings the people would quickly take. his measure and aa promptly turn him down. - " - - But how la It with) thla competitor Senator Gearin T Me has been for year the sought-for orator at publlo meet- nge of all kinda all over the atata. He s now a forceful end Influential mem ber -of 4he aenate, and most, creditably discharging hia duty In the eyea of the whole country. 1 Which man will be the useful senator. and a credit to Oregon Bourne, who skulks and hides from publlo view, or Oeatin, who ably diachargea "his duty on every public question beyond cavil and criticism In view of the whole peo ple whose votes he asks? - ,R. C Worth Ten Cents. Portland, May ts. To the Editor of The Journal Haa a United States dime. de.tadlSerany-etra valueT On front the Goddess of Liberty with stare round edge; on. back "One Dlme.". If 0, what la the premium T -- , p, A. WOLFF. 8uch a dim is not Hated by dealers aa having any value except that on its face. . - ' - Thla KepnbUcsua ta Batlafled. , Portland, May J. To the Editor of The Journal I hope you will accord me epace for a few words, with the belief that it will be of benefit to some . who are uncertain . aa to which candl datee to support I will state that I am a Republican, and always have been: but If A Republican on the ticket doesn't suit m I do not hesitate to scratoh. I helped to elect Governor Chamberlain four yeara ago and I have not yet found that I did -wrong. I do not believe there Is a Republican - In. the state but what will admit that ha a good governor. ' I cair aay the aaame ox SeoaUix GearUi ab4 ei ftwltt Word. As there- la no great eriata Im minent that will demand tha whole stxenath of the Reoubllean party to save the nation. I -would like to ask: IjyhJLahouId wa-waka A. change, in the inrea poaltion aoove ntiuwnaa 1 a expect" to " vote for - alt three of them and hope there) will be enough others do the same to make their election saxe. and I am. aa aver, - A REPUBLICAN. (A LITTLE NONSENSE NOW AND THEN Xalser a Capable Kan. While vlaltlnar hia chateau. Schllts. aakad an old peasant to give him a lift in ma- cart, seeing the kaisers snoot ing uniform, the old man said to him: "Well, ere you one of the kaiser's gen tlemen, or perhaps one of the couht'a gamekeepers r "No, I am with the kaiaer," waa the reply. - "What - do- they - think of him arouc nerer "Oh, he la all right" answered - the peaBantr-we alt-tike -Mrnr-natg"TiaId to be a quite capable man." While relating hla adventures In the War of II, when he fought the Prue slana, the peasant told the kaiaer that on hia side were "lots of druma, but raw soidiera" Much amused. William II related his adventure to hla courtiers, and aent the peaaant hla portrait with thelnicrlp tlon: "To my falthfuTcompanlop; lota or, cruras and lew soldlere.'" , - Oeatle A preacher waa annoyed by people In inw ounirtRiiioD aagiing ana iBJaing. He pauaed and looked on the disturbers snd said: "Some time ago . as I waa preaching a young man who aat before me constantly made grimaces and laughed. -Tfauaed and administered a severe rebuke. After the service a- man said to mer r "Sir,; you -made a-bed mis take. That roan 1 an idiot.' Since than I have been afraid to reprove .diay furbancea In church 'Teat T ahould re peat the mistake." During the remain der of the aervlc there waa good or der. ; : : r--v- A Toolometer. , , rlaltnva wha were 'belna arrown FoTeTTSanpertuhatfoj sy1urnllno.uJkeil a - a a --' i eceaa. mim,r-"'m-'' m " Tot their guide what hiathod waa em-1 ployed to. dlacovar when the Inmatea were eurncienny jecoverea to leave. "Well." replied he, "you aae. If this way. . We haver a big trough of water. AniL-F turns on the tap. We leave It running andenirnern' t ball1 uu( tlie water with palia until tney-vw-wmptiwa the trough." .' .. . Howi does that prove lti asaea one of the vleitors. " . ' . .. .. "Well,- said the guide, -tnem aa ain't Idlota turns off the tap. jfer way to Take Feaa. At a dinner oarty the coachman waa called upon In an .emergency to assist In waiting upon tne gueata, among whom waa a very deaf old lady- The coachman. In paealng vegetablea. comes to the deaf lady. 1 , . ' "Peas, mum 7" aaye Jenuv . , No anewer. - ' . "Peaa. ' mumt (louder). - --- Still there wa no answer from the old lady', who at this, moment llfte her ear. trumpet .toterrogaUvely toward .the man. Glancing-down and seeing tne tune. he ejaculates In a whisper, "Welt-It a a rum way of taking them, but I sup pose ehe likes It Here goes.", and down went the peas into tne ear irumpsi. V- Certain of Xn yaagiUMre. - Tha nrlnoloal In one of Washington' high echoola relajea an Incident In eon nection with last commencement day. A clever girl Bad taxen one or tne principal .prises. At the cloee of the exerolsaa her friends crowded about her to offer congratulations. "Weren t you awfully arraid you wouldn't- get - it- Hattle,"-asked -one. "when there were so many coniest- ajit7 ' Oh. no!" cheerily exelalmed Hattle. "Because I knew that-whenJt came Jio English composition I had 'em all skinned .live.H '""" A Pnyaiologioal-Qneetlonrr Mre. Anna Garlln Spencer tells- the atorytif-B)-little cousin -ofJiere. - The smell boy had been even more inan usually a . perlpatetle Interrogation point The mother waa exnausiea ana welcomed the night e she undreeaed herllttle eon: and prepared him-for bed.t; But ha had not finished hla q ."Mamma,", be aaked, wnere ia my souir Now. deaf ." replied Jhe weary mam ma. "I am very tired, and I can't an swer snother question tonight" ' "Well. then, you needn't answer It . , . . ' . . ,, I tonight" said the chlM. "b plea youe-flnge - 1 1 I - ia-DLPLSu mrn - By Wex Jonee. Sing a song. of. summer hiking up this wayr- r - Hot spell's sure a comer, now we're los ing Mayr This Is how we know It: Men put On straw hats pipes the June-rose poet housewives clean their nata. f ( " Crowds jam soda fountainar-kida go In to swim Pop decides ths mountains ; cost too much ror nun. - . Fat man drlnka gin rlckey, aay It make - him cool Subway's close and eticky children tire of school. ... Open cars are running fish-net . shirt waists shock j - Aquatic fools start - funning, In cranky boats they rock. . ,'. . Roof-garden ehows rehearelng the same archalo jokes, . ' While city man' conversing with Whiskered country rotas. Sea serpent In his glory "laahe the aea to foam," And visitors the story will tell when .-1 they get home. j :jjrj Oh, nmmer'i faat approaching the sum mere even here For on "Hot Drinks" encroaching we aee the Blgn "Cold Beer."-.''T ; Sound Yellow. ' "From the Chicago Chronicle.' The rumor from St Petersburg that a courtmartlal haa condemned to death Lieutenant-General Stoessel and Rear Admiral Nebogatoff .for getting whipped by the Japaneae la one of the thlnga we need to take with a grain of aalt. If Ruasla la going to kill all her soldiers end sailors who were whipped by the Japanese she will not have a great many left and shs probably knowa she, Is liable to need all ehe has. Making the Consumer Pay. -' From the Philadelphia Prese. ' It - doesn't . make much . difference whether there 4s a atrlke on or not tho prie of coat goee up Just the same. Thla la the trust's wsy of making the dear public pay for lt losses duiing Ua miner' recant -period at Idisaesa. THE RISE AND FALL OF SENATORBURTQN -----.Mi.gi Topeka Cotrespondsnc ITasise City Stan, Joseph Ralph Burton filed on the offloa of United Statee aeaator aa s settler In, a new country Claa on 'a eietm. He had .." no following and no reputation. On the contrary, by sundry Indiscretions, what little the people knew of him waa not favorable. In hla supreme confidence In himself he sometimes had aet publlo opinion at defiance and the newspaper hammered him for it He even ventured -to Invite the oenaure of the clergy, and . once he waa the eubjeot of aooldtng com ment In an official report of the atata ' superintendent, of Insurance.-But what MT. Burton lacked - of personal follow ing or reputation he made up of nerve, energy .and fair ability, and since there waa a senatorshlp In eight for the . swiftest If not the best to win. he went In after It. - . . ''"One. day In the early spring of ISM, .'. wheirtheTlme waa ripe Tor nlnTTdTakerr the publlo into hla confidence, Mr.' Bur-, ton choee two men 10 break the newe to, -and the scene waa In what la, called tha -"little dining-room"" of the Topeka club. , . Covers were laid for three, and the fu- . tur aenatora guests were' David W. Mulvane, who since has come Into na- V tlonai political reputation, and Hiram P. Dillon, a . lawyer who hates politic -and runs from politicians. Mulvane wa . only nine yeara out of Yale eoHege' end Dillon Juat approaching middle aae. Burton unfolded hla acheme gently after the eoup, and they laughed. Mulvane ' said It was Impossible, and Dillon was . cynlcaL But Burton waa not to be put down. The luncheon, ended with the! boom in the air, but later Mulvane eaw In It an opportunity to make an opening j ror himself In politica, and he decided to"""' go In. Dillon never waa In the move-., ment, but he alwaya backed Mulvane, and .he was silenced. In the same way - W. H. Roe win a ton. Charlea Blood BrnUh and others were Initiated, and Mulvane did the rest - 1 ; - . Mr. Mulvane-took-hold of him -and Btarted him out ' While Burton wa making speeches In the campaign, Mul- , vane-wee tn Topekarinaktng frlenda wUlv prospective members of the lealelatura. I WmvarieJBatnodaATo hoapltabla, and that aummer and fall many men were entertained In the "little kpeak for the whole ticket from the stump ena make hay for Burton after the meetlcgr it waa A-flne combination. andJi; worked welL Burton AppaaledT eepeclally to young rnenramongwh ha classed - himself,' although be was ap- - preaching M. In thia way Burton enlisted the sup port and srinpathy-of thousands of young man, and when -the returns were all In he had Tiearry enough members to elect him senator..-Really he had enough and . more, but hla enemies; by tying men up ,. with state patronage and by "Jumping ' up" local candidates, formed obllgatlona that deprived him of aome membera who were chosen by the people for him. Bo he lost the senatorahlp by a majority of one In the caucus, and Luclen Baker un- -expectedly became United States senator. This lose -of the aenatorehlp waa A' sore disappointment to Burton. He waa - poor and In debt and. what waa worse. out of business. But he was not wholly - -caat down, and he had no Idea of aban doning hia ambition. He pocketed hie loaa and, manifesting . no resentment to ward the- men who had defeated him. prepared "for the campaign to succeed William A. Pef fer. That campaign waa due-in 18M, and In the meantime he muat 1 work. He went to Galena, where some - . friends gave him a start in a alno mine, -and his faithful wife helped to keep the pot boiling by making cakea and bread for the woman'a exchange. . .. She - had been through the campaign ofMW and 186 with him, and now ahe was hla part- " ' ner and ally In making the living. The election of ISM came on and the fusion won the lerle!ature. Then - Burton eat down to Valt for Luclen Bakera term to expire. To begin, he waa given the Republican caucus nomination In 1SH7, 1 and In 1WI the majority of the etata senators, holding over until the legis lature of 1901, were elected for him. In 1900 a majority ofthe house waa elected for him.' He Bad a eonteat, but before theaueus wae held Senator Baker with drew and Burton waa nominated with- ' " out opposition. Now was the real. tegnn!nc.-Of- Benai tor Burton's wrableer Act long as he was only a defeated candidate seeking ultl- mate success, hls enemies elmply laid plani aa&lnst him. . They had possession of the -office he roveted, ajid poaaaaalorf wss nine points of the fight But when he appeared with votes enough to elect ana wrw lliw .uiiilti iruin mim m Tail- aonS-wa, dur,d, and since then dan- and wrest the .office from them a ven- ... .i Tui-kWI Tn averr rinari Tnr him. Hie undoing finally was his financial ne cessltlaa, ., He wsnlad to pay hie debts and get rich, and ao be-reaorted to de vious methoda to make moneyv ' LEWIS AND CLARK - On the Clearwater river. In Idaho. May tl Two men visited the Indian vtl lags to dey.where they purchased a dress ed bearskin, of a uniform pale reddish- brown color, which the Indian yacknh. In contradistinction to bohhoat, . or white bear. In the couree of the day the natlvea brought ua another one of our original stock of horses, of which we have now recovered all except two: these, we are informed, were taken by our Shoshonee guide when, he returned : home. They amount to ts, moat of thcni - -fine, atrong, active horses, in excellent order. " :' " r Win Bet on Length of Xife. Captain U. W. Brolaekl, .a- veteran eteamboat man, made a wager against John Hay, Marshall Field end Corwln H. Spencer, - and hae won. The details -were learned after the death of Corwln , . H. Spencer,' the grain operator. In St Louie laat week, ; At a private dinner party on the little steamer Corwjn. H. Spencer, May , Ifr 1904, where the quartet spent an evening on the river near St Louie, the wager-wa made It wa the ceealon of the last visit of John Hay and Mar shall Field to thla city. "Captain Brolaekl Is the oldest and the youngest man at the table.'! aald Corwln H. Spencer, when the subject of agss came up for dlscueelon. "I'm 8," -interposed Captain Brolaekl. 'ind Ml bet I'll live longer than any gentleman present"- At thia time John Hay was 17 years Old, Marshall Field ' . 5 and Corwln H. Spencer t. "I'm good for twenty yeara more, . esld John Hay, laughing. "And I ex. '! pact to-reach the age, of 100," added Marshall Field. "It I a bet then," replied Captain Brolaekl. ."Without " venturing ..any money, I'll be living when you three are dead and burled." Captain Brolaekl, Is now 70 years old,- -"I've fulfilled the contract." he said yes- V teedey, ."snd - have wore the wager whether 1 Uv much longer or not," wauaa-- V -1 1 1 , 1 1 V