D..ILY JOURNAL. PORTLAND, SATURDAY EVENING, APRIL 7. 1SC3. n?3 EDITED BY ElEAli'OD P.DALDWni WOMEN u , - . , -f THE BOOK SHELF --': On the -edltertal page of-last- Tuea---aay" Journal, Ella Wheeler Wilcox x writes to a correapondent who quotes lomt lines of verse and inquires-the nam of th author. , ' Mrs. Wilcox says: "I do not know, but for years I kept the vers pinned In a conspicuous plaoe on my desk as a ' spur to action." ' The lines cannot be repeated "1 too .. often: ' ' "Lose this day loitering-, 'twill be the same old story . , ' ' ""Tomorrow, and the next wore" dilatory; :' Each Indecision brings its own delays ' And days are lost lamenting o'er lost days. . ... Are you In earnest? , Seise this very I" .' , minute ' What you can do, or think you can, be- Boldness has genius, power. and merle - In it. ' ; : Only engage and then the mind grows -'-...' . heated; '. : Begin U, and the' work will bo com- J. pleted."- . . -.-'. v ' The above Is a translation from the '-. writings of Johann Wolfgang von Ooethe, the great German poet, writer, - scientist and philosopher. -' Bo far a I know, It la the only popu ; lar quotation from his works. , - " A LOOK BACKWARD. If we prise the work of artists and Sculptors who preserve for us the features and peculiarities of days, scenes and. people long dead, why not also the work of those who preserve ' with printer's Ink these days for usT Yes, even more should we prise these, for they are within the reach of all. . A- valuable work of this kind is "Co lonial Days of Old New York," by Alice : Morse Earl. . r 80 charming In her description of the Jlfe and times of the early Dutch set' tiers before their conquest by the Eng lish that we. almost regret that con. ; quest . ...... . : It looks very much as If the stern, abetemious Puritans were by some mys terious psychological law, attracted to .a land of such sterility that it yielded very. rrudslnrly of Its bounty, while the : aentle, generous ' and comfort loving Dutch were attracted to a land ' of such marvelous fertility as was the valley of the Hudson at - the time of their arrival on Ite shores. " , ' e .i e Z1 ' The writer opens her book with a de- scrlotlon of a day In old Albany:., "At the first break of day, every spring and 1' summer morn, the quiet Dutch sleepers i in ths old colonial itown of Albany were - roused- by three loud blasts of a horn - sounded fsr and wide by a sturdy cow '-. herd, and from street and dooryard came . In quick answer the Jingle-Jangle, the kllngle-klangle of scores or loud-ton- " "j gued brass and lron"belle -which hung from the necks of steady-going Dutch cows who followed the town herder ' forth each day to pastures green. - ' "On the broad town commons or the f fertile river meadows, Vldrlck Heyn and his 'chosen proper youngster,' his legal- ly appointed aid, watcned launruiiy an day long their neighbors' cattle, and as "T honest herdsmen earned well their sea- . ."want and their handsel of butter, dal lying not In tavern and drinking not of wine, as they were sternly forbidden ' by the schepens, until when 'early dews - ' were falling they quit their meadow .- -.grasses mellow, format a quarter of an , nour oeiore ne eun mt19 "own me w tie Jlhali bedellveredjathehurch. ' The entire description of this almost communistic life in old Albany Is as de " llghtful as a study of old Dutch palnt- ' lngs and more so. The original meaning of some words la cleared up for us. Incidentally. The , word "boorish" was not a tsrm of re- . p roach, nor was the frequent appella- Hon "Dutcn bore, -over which," says ' Miss Earle, "some historians of the - C colony have seen fit to make merry, . both boor and bore meaning boor, or farmer. "Knave meant once, no more than lad; ' villain than peasant: a boor was only a farmer; a varlet was but a serving. but a strong fellow." But ths miracles of toll accomplished . by these Dutch housewlvesl They - ' would be simply Impossible In these days of ready-to-wear clothes and rendy-to-eet food. Miss Earle says: "The endless round ef 'domestical kind of drudgeries that women are put to as Howell says. would prove a very full list when made ; out from the life of one of these colo- .. nlal housewives. " "It stems to us, of" modem ItrKir. saved and tlrndgery-vold days,- a truly overwhelming list; but the Dutch did . not starrer under the burden nor shrink from it, nor. Indeed, did she deem any ' of her dally work drudgery. ' , "The sense of thrift, of plenty, of ca- , pabllity, of satisfaction, was so strong ' as to overcome the dlstsste to the labor ; of production.". e e . . '; ', Looking back to those days of aim ;. pie abundance before monopoly, greed , and graft had embittered the minds of ; men with Ignoble ambition and doubled .. J the cares and the exertions neceaaary . to maintain tho desired standard of liv ing, one looks through the lattice into ' the garden of one of these Dutch house 'wives and sees her placid content with . a half sigh for the days that are no .. more. Read this and see It it isn't a pleas- - ant picture to put away. In one's mental ' art gallery. . "She had as a recreation, a delight, t the cars of . , .x .. 'A garden through Whose latticed gates The Imprisoned pinks and tulips gased,' m trim little garden, which often graced - the narrow front door yard; a garden, perhaps, of a single flower bed, sur- - roumled by-aromatla herbs for me : dlclnal and culinary use, but home . like and beloved a such gardens ever -'. are. and specially beloved as such gar .dens are by the Dutch. "Many were the tulip bulbs and 'cor finatlon' pink roots that had been brought or sent ever from Holland and were , affectionately cheriahed as re minders ef the far-away fatherlnnd. "The enthusiastic traveler. Van der Uonck. wrote that by. 1(51 Netherland - - ere had already blooming tn their American garden-borders white and red roses, stock cornelian roses, eg lantine, JenoffMinn, gillyflowers, differ ent varieties of flnh tulip. crown-Ira-perls Is. white lilies, anemones, violets, marigolds, summersots, clove treea" And there were native flowers, slds V by side with these Importations. e e Where one finds the Dutch one ex v pects windmills, and they added their pIcturesqoeneC.to tliecoIonlal , land- in me ki xvemerianaa, . '''. ' . From what one can aether ot child life In these old days It must have been under a stern and rigorous rule almost Inconceivable now. This quotation from an ancient stat ute book will give some Idea of this: "If any child or children above U years of age and of sufficient understanding shall smite their natural father or mother, unless provoked and forced for their self-preservation from death or maiming, at the complaint of the said father or mother, and not otherwise, they being sufficient witness thereof, that child or those children so-pftendlng shall be put to death." v. ' : ' But this statute was. placed on the books after the rule of the English had displaced the. gentler sway of tho Dutch, and here is a little letter writ ten by a maiden of H years: . .. "Ever-Honored Grandfather - Sir: My long absence from you and my dear grandmother has not been a little tedi ous to ma - But what renders me vast deal of pleasure Is being Intensely er A FASHIONABLE happy with a dear and tender mother-in-law and frequent opportunities of hearing . of - your health and welfare. which I pray Ood may long continue. What I have more to add is to ac quaint you that I have already made a considerable progress in learning, x have already gone through some rules In arithmetic and in a little time shall be able of giving you a better account of my learning and in meantime I am duty bound to subscribe myself your most obedient snd duty full grand daughter. PBOOA TRKAOWEU.-- ; e . e ' ' - Truly letterwrltlng has undergone great changes since a . small maiden could Indite so ceremonious snd labored an eplstls. ' -; Marriage wss not always a success In those quiet times. Miss Earle records Instances of the return of disaffected wives to their parents, who were en- Joined by the court not to harbor such wives but to return them to their hus bands. - V 'It has been plain to see," says Miss Earle, "in all such cases which I have chanced upon In coeonlal records that the court had a strong leaning- toward the husband's side of the case.'.' In 1T Daniel Vanollnda- petitioned that his wife be "ordered to go and live with him where he thinks convenient." The wife's father was promptly noti fied by the Albany magistrates that he was "discharged to shelter her in his house or elsewhere, upon penalty as he will answer at his peril;" and she re turned to her husband. When Annlatje Fabrltlus requested aa order of court for her husband to vacate her house with a view to final separa tion from him, it was decided by the arbitrators that no legal steps should be taken, but that "the parties com port themselves ss they ought In order that they win back each other's affec tions, leaving each other in the mean while unmolested."' " ... '. .- - e' . . Occasionally breach of promise suits were- brought. In 1(64 Oreetje Weamans produced a marriage ring and two let ters, promissory of marriage, and re quested that on ' that evidence Daniel de 8111a be "condemned to legally marry her." He vainly pleaded his unfortunate habit of some days drinking too much and thst on those days he did much Ire regretted; among other- things, his bacchanalian love making of Oreetje. Franooia Sole), the New. Amsterdam gunsmith, another recreant lover, swore he would rsther go away snd live with the Indians thsn to marry the fair Roea whom he had left to droop neglected and unmarried. - e e : Weddlnrs were occaaions of great festivity and much wine and strong waters were consumed in trie celebra tion of nuptials, not. to mention vast quantities of . eatables. Compared -with those extremely wet days we are now a very temperate and bstemloiis people. .Everybody drank nd drank every day ss a matter - of eouree. . Proof of this. If any were needed, is to be had in this reprehensible rhyme. published In the New Tork Uesette of ebruary u. im. This is a receipt for the manufacture of a drink called "pos set" . served at weddings and printed . - - " T.---r7-r-' -. - ; -.r.r.'.! :. -. v-"-" -- ') 'flliffiltlA .;.7-:"?v'C "for all young ladles who are going to be married;- . SACK-POSSET. From famed Barbados on the western main :- Fetch sugar half a pound) fetch sack . from Spain 1 A-pint! nl front the Eastern, Indian - coast Nutmeg?, the glory ' of our northern i toast . , - O'er flnmlng coals together let them heat Till the all-conquering, sack dissolves the sweat. ' : - O'er such another Are set eggs, twice ten. New born from " crowing .cock .and , t speckled hen: : Stir them with steady hand and con- . science pricking - To see the untimely . fate -of- twenty chicken. r From shining shelf take down your brasen skillet, - A quart of milk from gentle cow will ' fllj it.- When boiled and cooked, put milk' and sack to egg, .: . . t'nlte them firmly like the triple lea rue. Then covered -close, together let dwell Till Mies twice sings: Tou must not kiss and tell. Each lad- and lass snatch up their mur- . derma- spoon, . And -fall on fiercely like . a starved i dragoon. . -'- . e . . .'-., The golng-awey fashion of the mer SPRING COSTUME. 'Thig, gown' lg In a dark cloth with white cloth and lines of white, braid. Picture ahowa i the fashionable corse let skirt and short cm- ' pire - bolero, finished with big buttons." - rled pair of today was unknown in those daya. An old letter says of weddings In New. Tork: - "The gentleman's parents keep open house just In the same manner aa the bride's parents. The gentlemen go from the bridegroom's house to drink punch with and give Joy to his father. . "The bride's visitors go In the same manner from the bride's to her mother's to pay their compliments to her. There Is so much driving about at thess times that In our narrow streets there is some danger. s : . . . "The wedding house resembles a bee hivecompany perpetually-flying in and out.". . . . 1 Miss Earle give a picture ef a ' visiting" in spring time on Long Ialajid that Is so full of the color and beauty of a vanished time It is well worth a read ing: : .. "Let as picture," she says, "a brlde visltlDg. where, as Hendrtck Hudson said, the land was pleasant with grass and -flowers and goodly trees as ever seen, and very sweet smells came there from.' ' t The fair bride, with her happy hus band, the gayly dressed bridesmaids in silken, petticoats and high-heeled scarlet ahoea. . with., rolled and . powdered - halt dressed with feathers and gause, riding a-plllon behind the groom's - young friends, in satin knee breeches and gay coats and cocked hatsall the accom panying young folk in the picturesque and gallant dress of tho times, and gay with laughter and happy voices a sight pretty to see in the village streets, or. fairer still, in the oountry lanes, waere the woods were purely starred and gleaming with the radiant dogwood; or roads where fence lines were , "white with blossoming cherry trees ' as . If touched with lightest snow.' or where pink apple blossoms flushed the fields and dooryards or, sweeter far, where the flickering shadows fell through a bridal arch of the pale green, feathery foliage of the abundant flowering locust trees, whose beautiful hanging racemes of exquisite pink-flushed blossoms oast a sensuous perfums Uks orange blos soms, which ntteo the warmtn. ' tne glowing sunlight, the fair birds, the be ginning of a new lire." . Today offers- no parallel to ths singu lar beauty of this picture. e , Funerals were hardly less occasions for feasting and a sort of somber fes tivity ..... "Before the burls! took place In olden times a number of Intimate friends of the deed watohed the body throughout the night. Liberally supplied with vari ous bodily comforts sucb as abundant strong drink, plentiful tobacco and pipes snd newly baked rakes, these watchers were not wholly gloomy. "When Philip Livingstone died In ITO his funeral was held both In New Tork snd st the Manor. He had lived in Broad street snd the lower rooms of his house snd those of his neighbors were thrown open to receive the assemblage.. "A pipe of wine was placed for the guests arvl the eight bearers were each given a pslr of gloves, a mourning rlngk a '-'scarf, handkerchief . and . monkey spoon. "At the Manor a similar ceremony took place and a pair of gloves and handker chief were given to each tenant Ths whole expense wss 604.". ' In Albany ths expense ss wall as the rioting of funerals seems to bare ; .d : : a' The Quiet Hour -BE STILLr- It Is of the greatest Importance that you teach your body to keep still. Un nscessary motion means a waste of the force that generates personal magnet' Ism. . : Teach yourself not te drum Idly with your fingers; not to tap tbs floor with your toes; not to twist a bit of paper or a string or do any of ths hundred and one tricks that we have been taught to. consider mere harmless indications of absentmlndedneas. -, "When your hands and feet are not la use directed by your will, teach, them to keep stllL To know how and why and when to keep still Is mere precious knowledge than you can begin to com prehend until you learn from. experi ence. - , - ,. ,. . Tou know how disagreeable to vou are the annoying nolaes made by even the one you love bestprovided you can't get away from them; but have 'vou thought that -you may have habits that are quite as annoying to some one else?. One cannot associate annovlnr habits wun great personal magnetism. It re quires but little study to appreciate tht absurdity of the proposition, and so the occult reason why you should break yourself of these habits mav not look as apsurd to rou as It otherwise mlrht x naa a Calcutta friend who tauiht me that aimless actions dissipate the magnetic xorce surrounding the Individ ual. thus rendering It weak and lnef fewilve. jgome-oecurr teachers- e pear of tnia xorce as tne electricity of the body. in persons or strong personal mag netism this force Is strong, steady and well directed. - Horn have It so strongly that they can indulge In these absent minded . performances - without much harm resulting; but to the person hav ing a small smount of such magnetism ingr are harmful. . I ; : :' . ; e I know one girl who was constantly made unhappy by the knowledge that she was not popular in the social world. She became a pupil of this man from Calcutta, who immediately undertook to teach her the art or keeping still and he began by refusing to let her occupy rocking chair. ...... His labors were successful and todav she is teaching his doctrines by telling hr .friends .how she went to work te gain her wonderful popularity. Be still. Control yourself. Tou will hsve to learn to do It before you can hope to control others, and to control Others is what personal magnetism im plies. . .. We pear a great deal about the hyp notic gase and-tho ruliult sometimes works. Tbs gaz that spells 'persona! magnetism to the initiated is a very dif ferent thing. It cannot be simulated by one who has not . an honest regard for his neighbor, for altrutam Is Its keynote. When teaching your body .to keep still be sure to Include your eye lids in the part to be Instructed.' Do not wink too often. . . Learn the direct look of a little child. Th la may seem -very - fool Uh ad v Ice--to you, but watch your friends and see for yourself If those among them who are continually winking are ' the forceful ones whom you consider, magnetic. Wonderful power lies In the reposeful attitude of body and mind when th will directs. Dr. Ea Lara. HOME TRAINING. The meeting last Thursday afternoon was one of varied interests and greatly enjoyea oy those present . or course, equal suffrage Is "in th air,? so it - is trot- surprising that ; " w should hear of It at the home training meeting. One-pf he-ladles-present spoke so dispassionately and wisely it was a pity she did not have a larger audience. She said the suffragists were anxious to have parlor meetings, as many as possible, between now and the election, and that could be brought about by each lady who felt interested inviting her friends to meet her at her house on a certain day and hour, bringing their inenas wun mem. . The suffragists would engage to have on of their workers there to address the ladles. - v This lady (whose name I greatly re gret I did not get) remarked upon the sflsnt and almost prehension with which the majority of womea regard a new idea, and said such hesitation would vanish before a care ful study of the merit jpfjthls particu lar subject. So few women recognize this trait In their own characters It Is a positive! pleasure to And a woman who Is awake to Its exlstenoe and does not propose to let it stand In the way of her advance ment. , . .- The paper for the meeting was by Mrs. J. C. Elliott King, on "The Public Entertainment of "Chtldrert.T Is inad visable or harmful, and to what ex- tentT asked Mrs. King, and proceeded to answer her questions very clearly and Interestingly. "Baseball for boys and football games ror all ages and both sexes," she said; and all who recall the ecstatic delight derived from the first circus will agreo with Mrs. King thst children should not bo deprived of this public amusement, and in this category she Included dog and pony shows. Mrs. King was not so favorably in clined to the 10-cent theatre; nor, in deed, to Indoor entertainments for very young children, partly on account of poor ventilation and partly to avoid overstimulation of the brain. Both the Sunday school and kindergarten - - she would defer to. the fourth year. She thought very young children were often taken to Sunday school more to serve the convenience of the parents than to benefit the children, and urged a sort of neighborhood nursery arrange ment, where one mother could care for another's child on alternate Sundays. ... , Mra King remarked upon the great reached a climax. It Is said that the obsequies of the first wife of Hon. Stephen -Van teensslaer cost , 120.000. On Long Island every young man ef good family began In his youth to lay sslde money In gold coin to pay for his funeral and a superior stock of wine wss also saved for the' same occsslon. In Albany th cask of choice Madeira which was bought for a wedding and uaed In part waa saved In- remainder for the funeral of the bridegroom. -" 'e .'... - After all It Is a satisfaction lo know that eating and drinking at funerals and weddings are not so sll-lmportsnt as they were In the "good old colony times when we ware under the king." The features of tho old life that are better than ours will some day return to while those that are not to good are, happily, gnne forever. The good old customs of honesty tn bnstnes and plenty for all ths people, ths only ones we need deplore, will com back. , , i ' , ' , . numbers of children that attend Satur day matinees in Portland, and regretted It as subjecting them to the impurities ot the close air and as being too stim ulating to ths emotions a thing to be sedulously avoided in the majority of casea ..... Mrs. King says: "I was shocked when my children began to demand, soon after entering th public schools, permission to attend these vaudevilles, because,' as they said, all the girls go, msrema. and I think you're awfully stingy not to give me ,Just 10 cents.' "It took much explanation - to con vince the young lady that It was the 10-centness that was so reprehensible and that a dollar could be expended far more economically In a Shakespeare matinee ticket than for '10 of' these vaudeville performances. - . , "I cannot Imagine what the-rnothers are thinking about to allow th.elr little girls to go from the glorious sunlight and fresh Sir Into' an Ill-vent Hated, artificially lighted room where they are entertained ' for . two hours by miscel laneous performances of more or less questionable character." - - ( ; . Mrs. King thought., many out-of-door solutions of this question could be found If a little thought were expended upon it by the neighbors In cooperation, who could thus provide tennis courts, croquet grounds and arrange for pic nics and other healthful recreation. Mrs. King did not condemn the thea tre In toto, . but referred to a friend A MAGPIE Fine black lace ia ' pleated' and laid , over a white glace ailk foun- - . dation, princesa atyl - - ind '- heavily . embroid . ' ered down; in sequina - and glittering- jet Th corsage bertha la beau ; v tffuHy draped , and the ileevea - arranged to " "match 'in fine lace. . .';:V''il. whose Judgment She greatly respected, who regarded it as an educational fac tor like the publl library or the dally paper. :'.. -'- In Germany they manage the theatre and the -child problem differently, aha explained. . For example. Schiller's. "Wll helm Tell" will be presented tn a manner adapted to the children, with a short story of the greet poet upon the program for their benefit, and presentations of Shakespearean plays are also crowded In that country, while here they can not be called popular . '.' . '..'. Th ladles of ths Horn Training asso ciation are Interested In forming clssses for nature study through the month of June. Miss Bertha Chapman, director of all such work In the schools of Oakland, California, will come to conduct thla work If a class of 40. or rather two clauses of 20 persons can- be formed. The course will consist of eight les nnns, four of which will be out of door lessons and the others classroom work. Those desiring to Join such a class can communicate with the seoretary of the Home Training association, Mra. R. L Donald, 4( Tenth street, Portland. - -THIL OPEN AIR -These sre the things 4 pilsu And hold of dearest worth: ' Light of the sapphire skies. . Peace of the silent hills. Shelter of forests, comfort of the grsss, And of the good, bmwnearth - And best of all, along the way, friend ship snd mirth. . , f -- - So let me keep These treasures of the humble heart . In true possession, owning them by love. And when st last I can no Iqnger """ , movs -. -" " j"" : ". . " Among them freely, ! .. " "" Let me not creep Into some darkened room snd hide From all that makes the world so bright snd dear, . But throw the windows wide.. To welcome in the light,.,.. And breathe my body back to Nature's ' care, - -My spirit out to thee. Ood of the open - air; : Henry Van Dyke. " CIRCASSIAN STORY OF A KISS. From a New Engtandcr's Scrap Book. Th following curious bit of literature was sent to me by an eaatern lady. It la a good example of the oriental dls section of the feminine mind and shows an Infinite resource in the management of detail that strikes the mere man speechless with wonder and admiration: - A man was walking along one road and a woman along another. The roods Anally nnlted Into one, and reaching the point of Junction at the same time, they wslked on together.. The man was carrying. .a large Iron kettle on his heck; In one hand he held the lega of a live chicken, In the other a cane and he was leading a rortt. They n en red a dark ravine. Said the woman: "I am afraid to go through that ravine with you; it la a lonely place, and you might overpower me and kiss me by force." Said the man:' "Mow can I possibly overpower you snd kiss you by force, when I have this great Iron kettle un my bark, a cane In one hand, a live chicken tn th other and am leading a WITH THE FIELD GLASS There was never-a bettevHrme-to-as the long-distance glaaa than. now, when the great" need Is to get th right per spective. on the pros and cons. of the sunrage situation. . ,,'. 'As if used "to be -when: theologians were hating each-other because they couia not agree ss to how manv.lm mortal souls could dance on' the point oi a neeaie. ao now there ' Is a sood deal of spprehenalon on the part or the antla-juad perhaps more or less feeling on, tne part or the pros, because of their Inability to understand each other' and to eliminate non-essentials from the dismission. ' ' " j Both sides are Indebted- to The Jour nal for Its generosity. In according them an equal hearing, i . ' In Tuesday's paper "Rosey" gets back at Mrs. Phelps In characteristic style. Her. letter Is 'clsver and exceedingly herd to answer; . tor the reaaon that there Is nothing in.lt that can pos sibly De styled an argument. . . . ' It Is simply a revised version of the sams opposition that hss met women every step of ths way from, the times when they were playthings or chattels up to ths present,-.- . This opposition has always been the EVENING GOWN. jy' eyjr fee .-i. fc'es. '.. fc; result of the fear that Increased- men tat uwveiopinent 'and a wider rsnge would desex women and destroy that Intangible something known as femi ninity. ... ..".'. There was never so groundless a fesr as this nor one so hard to destroy. The principle of sex Is from everlast ing to, everlasting, and ballot or ho bal lot, women will never cease to be fem inine, They could not If they would and they would not If they could; but It's ' perfectly useless to reiterate this proposition, for It hss been reiterated every step of the way and at every fresh step it hss all to be done over again. , . ". e - Go- lMu;k, for instance, to the -eight- eentn century and ask any writer of romance If he could make a - readable story snd take for his heroine a "felr young girl" who rides astride a horse. Wears a yellow "slicker" in the rain and a soft hat, stands guard while a f cowboy brands a maverick" and Vwlngs" a man with her "gun" because he Insists on finding out what Is going on. , - - ... Add to this that she saunters into the courtroom ; . tells her story to' a "grinning Jury"- who admire her beauty' snd. her femininity Just as men admired the fainting feminine frallltles of centuries gone, and what do you sup pose a romsnrer of the eighteenth cen tury would have aald to such a heroine aa that? He would have in the classic language of Dorothy Dfx "thrown a thousand fits." . Yet, Just this manner of heroine .wss taken by a man writer In a recent mag aslne, and 12 "good men and true" and two eligible young bachelors thought her charming. Again, since the entry of women Into (he world fiction hss teemed with the grace and bennty end fascination of the office girl, while those other conserva tives who are now fortunately-all dead, would have lifted up their eyes tn holy horror at the- desexlng that would cer tainly follow th dreadful day when women Went Into business. . After women have been enfranchised all the men fiction writers will proceed to sharpen their pencils snd fill their fountain pens and stock up with copy paper and tell stories that will "sell" well and "read" well about the delicate femininity, the grace, th beauty of fair voters who win all hearts by that same Intangible charm that has swayed th hearts of men since the days -of Helen snd sll thts unreasoning Oread of the dtp sextng of woman and the fooltsh opposi- goat? I might a well be tied hand and foot." ... "Yes," replied the woman, "but If you should stick your cane In the ground snd tie your goat to It and torn the kettle bottom side up and put the chicken under It, then you might wick edly kiss me. In spite of my resistance." "Success to thy Ingenuity, O woman!" said the rejoicing man to himself.- "t should never have thought of this or similar expedient." i . And when they rams to the ravine, he stuck his cane Into the ground anl tied the goat to It J gave the chicken to the woman saying, "Hold It while I cut some grsss for the goat," and then, so runs the legend, lowering the kettle from his shoulders, he put the fowl un der It and wickedly kld the woman ss be was afraid he would, '. L. ' 1 r. fA'fyiit wvvrLZm I' ' Uan-that groaa. out of It will he fur. . gotten Just ss ths same opposition to the higher education of woman was for. gotten;. Just as ths same opposition to her entry Into the business world he been forgotten; snd the eternal feminine still persist and prevail. Juat as It al ways has and always will." ' ' . s e " ; ' : " Korwlthstsndlng alt this, the present day conservative will wag a solemn head and say "bur thts Is different." - To which I esn reply, It is precisely' the ssme. . . . , - . ' " e .". . :: : .. s 'But It's of no avail.' , The conoervs-tive- revives this old antiquated dread of the de-sexing of women at every step In her progress and actually believes he or she is doing something praise worthy and original., :,"..... .' ' yt ''- -' "Rosey," a recent writer, reminds me pf a good conservative who lived in the staid oldt town of Hatfield, Massachu settswhen it was first proposed to tea the town to provide . "schooling" , for , the gtrls. : i r :..s. .'. . . When th question was under discus sion at the town meeting, Mr. Conserva tive arose and bursting with righteous Indignation ejaculated: "What! . Hat field school the shesT Never!" - He wss certain that to "school he shea" would unfit them for the sphere which- men and providence designed them to fill. Whst would he have said to the women's colleges 'of todsyT - And sttlV girls continue to go to oi ler and then go home and fall in love and gH married juat as they did be fore. - How strange. . But ths conservatives will never learn. ' : - s .. ,,..? -"Rosey" saysi " "Just let me whisper In ' your sar: If eaob woman would stay at horns and hold court tn her own house with her own Children, terseit' ss Judge and Jury, and teach her boys good morals and goon principle, mere would be . no need for other Juvenile courts and there also would be no men to reform." Evidently "Rosey" thinks it Is a fsr lighter task to "teach boys goo morals and good principles" than It Is to vote. Whst does she mean by gooa princi ples?" How csn a womsn tesch her boys to discriminate between good and bad political principles when she doea hot know herself? Of what . use is It to tesch "good morals" (whatever that may mean) to a bov when he muat go out Into a world ' and live his life In the midst of sur roundings thst make "morals' a practi cal Impossibility? ' . - - Tet the mother must bo silent regard ing those conditions. - To wsnt to vote to change them would be unwomanly. ' , j - e All this talk of a hard and -fast division between the home and the political and Industrial activities and conditions of the country is simple im becility first and last. There is no such division. Political and Industrial conditions and influences react on the home with a thousand times more force than the horn can bring o bear upon them. The home of every poor man every1 working man In tho land Is the poorer for the present monopolies of the neces sities of. life snd women are equal ' suffers with men. - - - - r ..r.-- Every household In th land is dark ened by the debauchery and degrada tion and treachery that exists in the , legislative. Judicial yes, the executive branches of our government and women suffer from fliem hot a whit less than' men and have therefore the ssme rea sons to wish to assist in: their re moval, and will be accorded the right -to-do SO. , . i, . f " BABY'S THUMB. I know a bewitching small maiden. With a second birthday yst to come. Who thinks that life isn't worth-living Unless she can auck her wee thumb. And when she is weary with playing, ' And her senses begin to grow numb. She rixcs-her mouth Juat to hold it. , And slips in one little pink thumb, ' Then the look of supreme satisfaction; It would strike any artist dumb With despslr, for he never could paint it, Thst look when she first tastes her thumb, , . She would tell you-that barley sugar. And the nicest kind of a plum. Or the choicest of French confections) Were not half so sweet as her thumb. That taffy and honey were nowhere, ' And the best grade of white chewing gum , , . Tou couldn't be hired to look at. If you once got a taste of her thumb. There are people brimful of dark say lngs. Who prophesy evils to come : If mamma don't resort to harsh meas ures. And embitter or tie up that thumb. All these prophets we know mean kindly. So we listen with gravity mum: But mamma couldn't be ao hard-hearted As to cut baby off from her thumb. Indeed, alt disconsolate mortals. And good folka Inclined to be . glam. Might learn a lesson in wtsdnm From this baby girt , sucking her thumb. ' . ' v . ; ' r "- l - When the world seems absurdly noisy. And hollow ss any bass drum. Then I say "Let m keen forever ' This baby that sucks her small : thumb. " What ilghtaiag Ukee. .From the St. Louis Globe-Democrat.. A Oermsn statistician announces that marl has twice the attraction for light ning, which chalk has, and that sand lias nine times and clay SI time as much. Moreover. 64 oak treea and It pin trees are struck for every beech tree that the lightning touchea; ao that. If one I caught out In a thunder storm. - and must stand under a tree, It Is better to stand under a beech tree which Is rooted in chalky ground than anywhere else. I . - . . ... 1 J . ' MMM3.n IS TOVTM. Disease' and Sickness Bring Old As. 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