:lv : -i G.aL,'.:.j, tu say L.vBiawu.
n LiuUV see;;
ioce w
. ' Room at High, School for
M: Oroat Number Which Willi:
v;.,' 8sek to 'Enter.' .' 5 !
"r six rooms in ladd r.k r:
', SCHOOL FOR OVERFLOW
V Thete, ToWUl Be Mora Than
;:. ' - PUledClass Enuring at Beginning
; ' of Sprinf Tsrm ,Msy JBa. BlggeH
.j Em Admlttsd ia February,
Four-hundred boys and -trISIntJh
inmnur sohooia or this city win do pro
moted t the Hlh ached tomorrow. In
several of tho school tho graduating
: classes hold their class BSBreisea yester
. . day, attars today, wblla tba ramaladar
' ' will net receive- their diploma ntU to-
;.' morrow.
V It la said that ever half of tha fradw-'-f
'l ataa wlU register, at the. High school
Monday, an . tha opening day af tha
spring terra. Thla wlU make an unueu
ally Urga algae of freshmen for tha
" . ' February term, and wlU crowd avail
' v able room la tha High aehoel to tha
limit, besides the twa rooms aat aslda
far High acbool work la tha Ladd acbool
." ! and ena room la tha Atkinson, school.
Following are the greduatce from the
-: different schools: r-rf.
Atkinson Oladys Crockett. Vivian
, Kowlay, Sins L. Lee. HUda Nenrls, Her
man Slgglln, Uarla Oraves, Haaol Oold
V amlth, Margaret Stewart Frieda Keller,
Carl Wettber, Grace Qualer.aad John
. Aanir. . . i' . - '
V , v Brooklyn Louisa D. Bigger. Llssle
: Cereghtno, Eva Caddlngton. Phoeba Day.
Jay 0. Farley, Grace Finger, Bertha
Ooetten, TUUa Qoetten, Leonard Kletler,
Nellie Perkins. Richmond Walla, Walter
, White and George Zlpay. V - - v- '
Chapman Carrie Bromberg. Boats.
' H. Dubrkoop, Harriett Fatting. Uollle
..... Vetting. O. bouglaa Getty, Margaret B,
HarC Arthur Kundaan, Dalnel I4n
" . gacher. luile K. Merrill, Oeorga Neefua.
. r- George M. Sohaafer, Waldamar , BplUd
' aad Fannie Htepheneon, ' .- ' ,
Clinton Kelly Hilda It " Wendlana.
Wllllaia Munty, Edward Meek, Mar
,' guerlte OeU. Ella Kalk. H. Merle Dick
. eraon. Ina Hlckay. Joyoe Kelly, Helen
Meredith. Haasl Jenkins. Glla Kelly,
Lola MoQuald and Isabella English.
Couch Irene BllSa. Henry Dentscn.
Gertrude Dlnneen. - Leo Dolan. Hadle
' Uurkin. Frank Gregory. Maud Hatfield.
Frank Howard, Sidney Johnson. Edith
Levy, Hasel Morrow. Clarence Patter
eon, Stanley Rapp, Oane Bpencer and
G&n tnar Wartenbera?. : "- '
railing Floranca Applegate. Jacob
Amacbar. Bam Cohan. Marguerite Don-
. ohoe. Ethel Gray. Mary Halght. Roy
TIessemer , Estalla Howard, westiey
Howe, Beaale Hufford,, Maud Lueaa,
Cavour Redfield, Benton Bawyer. Henry
Taylor. Frank Vincent and pouie wren.
Fulton Park Charles H. Bleeg. Mary
Clarke. Charlea Duffy, Seymour Gra
ham, Cbariotta Griffith, Joe Hoaala, Ruby
Lauder, Blanche Park, August Btober
and Cheater Thompaon. -.
Hawthorne Marie Balls. Haael Blaek
ney, Earl Cobb, Wllhelmlna Cooley,..Ode
Flory. Walter Hanlat. Haael Hammond,
Cheater Johnaon, Anna Luedke.. Harold
Wagaeaa; Anna MeMlckar, Charles Mo
aer, Raaael Mulr, Anna Monroe, Minnie
- - MeDougall. Aubrey Ostraader, i Mabel
Oldaker. Clara OakM. Donald Pagua,
Herbert Boott. Beatrice True, Wilson
Thoburn, Edward Turney, Harry VU
rlck, OUdya W iggins and Beatrloe Tur
i ner. :
Highland Blalrte Aekley.- Floyd J.
Blnhley, George Hastings. Rimon Moora,
"Adolph Nllsson, Walter Plereon, Flor
ence Bonnell, Nellie Clawson, Vera Gaa
dy, Florence Jensen. Marie Kinss, Mar--garet
Nelson, Irene Phalon, Harriet Tuf
: - ford and Anna Wlckman.
Holladay Ruth Amesbury. Bua Bil
lings. William ChaJraere, Paarl Conn.
Haael Coate, Mildred Cushlng. Nellie
Deaton. Franoea Dowd, Thomas Dowd,
Hasel Fields, Jessie Flndlay, Haael
Hoonengarner. Emma Johnson. Harriet
Kern. Edward Ladlam, Emma Muck, El-
"la MoOoy, Franoea MoCoy.- Agnee Mo
Lauchlaa. Evelyn Nloolal, Frank Olson,
Oscar Olson, Roy Sherman. Fred BUg
enthaler, Donald Stiver, Cameron Stuart,
Cheater Wheeler, Ralph Wittenberg,
Gladys Wattermaa and Douglaa War
ner. -
Hoi man Haael D. Beldlnf, El lea bet h
Blatter; Mary Badman, Clarence Bettls,
Percy Day. Clifford Jeffoott. Edna Jeff
cot t, Ethel Lawlor, Mary Mitchell. Hen
rietta Perantka, Mianla Ricbardeoa and
Abble Sullivan.
Ladd Mildred Armstrong, Claude
Bristol, Alvln Citron, Doana Gulaa, Naal
Kendall, Percy Kern, Laura MeFarland.
Irma Moorehousa, Luclle Oeborna,
. Georgia- flvesatra. Beaate Robinson.
Kdlth Shaplrer, ' Edith Abrabameon.
Frank Blagen. Fern . Bristol, - Arthur
Chenoweth, MUdred FuUer, Helga Haa
a an. Joe Hallock, . Florence H oil later.
Beaale Knorr. Will Kendrlck. Kenneth
MeAlpln, Henry MeNeelan, Irma Roeen
ateln. Ruth Stone. Frank Vallle asd
Viola Wooley. .
Nortk Central Joe F. Marlaa. Bam
Arnold, Victor Bade. John Tauacher,
Aldan Morria. Gerald Thomas, Harry
Krlckseon. Reuben Murray, Charlea
Farrel), Haael Holdca. Harriet. Coulter.
Xdyth Potter, Tenle Cohen, . Bernlce
Stlmaon and Clara Helaalar.
Penlneula Henry Law, - Ray Purdy,
Arthur Toung, Nellie Teung aad Corlnna
WalUca. ' - . ,
PorUmouth Cacti James, Joseph
Serensoo, William Glbba, Ray Benson.
Alberta. Ellis. Hanover Deady. Mary
Collaer and Roy Stepbena,
Bell wood Mabel Bloaser. ( Harold
Babb, Nattla Downing. Carl Jeneea.
-Annie Laraen." Rosana Osborne: Frieda
BOTH FOOD V.
, .f,
: - AND MEDICINE.
We lite best to call Scott
; r
Emulsion a. food-medicine. It
is aT terra that aptly describe
the character; ana action of
our Emulsion r.' More than a
medidne more thin a food,
yet combining the vital prin
ciples of both. It is for.thU
reason that Scott. Emulsion
hai'l a 'distinct and special
value in all wasting diseases.
There is" nothing better to
remedy the troubles of im-
Eerfect growth and delicate
ealth In children.- The action
of Scott's Emulsion is justas
effective in treating m weak
ness ana wasting in adults. -
eX a XZ-HXX a-a Tr- lmk sw Terk
PImXT- 3Ut 1Sr, Ek4 FJalasv
C hater Siryker and Edward Wladelar.
Waodlawn Georgia Gale. ' Clara
Haana. Henry KubUc, Clarenoe Kady and
Graoa Short. - 1 " ""
Shattuck Lei ah Baker. Edward
Barette, Otle Boeht. Edwin Blumenthel,
Julia Brock,. Joa Charula, Adolg Uoav
KathlMn Cook. Frank A. Dad ley, Moele
Goldateln, Loula Gentner. Katbartna
Plggott, Karl Prebn. Mary O'Connelt,
PbUlg. Neu. Otlllia Btribling, Weatay J.
Bhofoer, Betty Bchmid. Adolph Btribling.
Vernon Bebubach. .Caroline . Shofner,
Ethel Tucker, Nattla TravllUon Harold
Warner and Frank ie Wlntera.
Stephens Minna, Backus, Llllla Bart
man, Ivan Bishop, Charles Burns, Oaoar
Carlson, Lola CorneU 'XJIfford Enson,
Pearl Harsley) Agnee Hesse. Judeth Joy.
Ethel Labor, Esther Lowry. Willie Mo
Lellaa. Leslie Martin. Hans Nlcholaa.
Ormand- Painter, Charlea Pennell,
Lenora Slnka. ' Graver. Blnka, Delbert
Stanard, Oordoa Steele, Stella Taylor,
Mamie Townsead and Ira Vase. --
Sunnyslde Roaa Arnold Minnie Floyd,
Helen ' Gobble. 1 0artru.de , Grace, Roy
Johnaon. Hasel Lrnob. Charlea Moras,
Thomag . Releraon. Msy Rogers. .MnrlaiJ
Bmltb. Alfred Bbsworosa, Viola unup
baok. 'William Stnglatory, , Margaret
Warren and H. Louise WyreL' - -4
Thompson Mlna Barendriok, Lilllaa
Brown. Haser Crook. Jaasia Deelata,
Marguerite KIera, Kl Isabel h Erlckaon.
May - Eulrleb, Bertha Jensen, - May
Noonan, Mamla . Ogden. Hattle Oat,
Bmltb. George Smith, Badla Thompaon,
Graoe Whlttaker and Elmer -Weoton.
i Williams Avenue Charlea Fine, Ed
ward Base, William Donaldson. , Jessa
Courtney, Leeter- Bealy, Harry - Stona
Ett Graea, Jesse Btranahan. Ruth Wtl
son, Emma Huber, Ethel Peterson, Oua
Mankerty, Earllng Bound.' William Pot
tage, Eleanor Msnefaa, Altbea Hembree,
Emma Gilbert, Frieda Hasan. Alice Han
sen, .Louisa. Ganty, Esther Ericsson,
Leila Bmltb. Edna Agler, Mary Pitten
ger. Mary Packwood. Bartba Toung.
Mildred Warren, Rutb Nlcb.0eaa and
Pelt Jobaaneeon. .
Nanca CNaU Tonight"
' AsMriea's greatest tfagedlsnsa, Kaaea yN.ll,
asd her. eieelleat eovp.nr of plm.r. haa
arrlrad ta las dlr sad will so.ltlT.lr appnr
at tha M arousal drasd tht.tr toaifht at S:IS
a'eiock. Owing ta a delayed train, lilaa O'Nell
and aombany were saaMe to appear Ut a lata t,
bat frtll prMaat 'Tli. of St. Joha" thai inu
la. "Mub.th,' traieb aa ta bare beni glrea
twnlght. will sat be preeentad during tkla en
gaswueat. . Tejirae sitersoos "M.gaa" aad
taowrrew alfat "Moana Vaana" will M ghrea
ss erKla.Ur aaaoaaead. - Maaee O'Nell haa
ud. for henelf a worU-wto. repatatioa alaoa
bar last sppearaaea la VortUad. Ttoketa aeagkt
for laat Blgbfa pertorsiaaea mast fee exchanged
at tea baa efflea for tealgbt'a tickets.
, ;i , "Woodland" Coming. .
Henry W. Bavaga's slabarate prodaetlea ef
'WoodIad.M by ltxl7 aad Ladera. Me ..there
ef "The Prrare ef IMiaea" and Dede,"
win be preeeetod here lot tha first tine at tha
Maraaaa Oraad theatre seat Moadar. Tasad.r
sad'avedaeaday. rebraary IS, W aad SI. The
comma at tha lar la reflaad aad hearty aad
tha -aatiea-ito alwara-aprlshtlr. The adraaea
ale of aeeta will epaa aest Friday atoning st
10 O'etocs. . . ,
; Hanford Thursday.
Sts era sow erlllsg for tha saitsaBt trage-
dlaa. Charlea B. Baarurd. who
M.raaaai tlraad tbaatra sezt Thareday Bight,
rebraary IS, for aa eagafeoat af fear per
ferstaases. Mr. Hanford la aspperw") by the
clever aetree. Maria Drofaab, and a eapabla
eaaipaar ef slayara. The epealag bill Tharedar
alcht wll he "The lasting af me Bnrew"
Friday Bight. "OthVUo"! Satnrdar BuUaaa,
The Mereaaat'ef eales" Satarday Bight.
"lagoatar," -r v r -.j ..,
' Ar As" Baker,:-' ' --'-i .
. The Taskaa Deodle atrbf Baries-ae 'and ti
traragaaaa Mapear will be tba attraetlsa at
the Baker all tale week. Tha Beiforaiaara epeae
with a many satire aa reseat Inaaraace sMthoda,
entitled "A ' Mlsflubla laaaraace OeaiBear."
Tha fastars at the ells Is the fameae Baker
tmipe af aerobata. The final awleeane
called A Trip te the Hipped rooia." and sires
a repredoetloa aa tha mateus ew lera Blppe.
Tomorrow
attaraoea the raaalac barsala
day BtsUoae will be glraa.
Juvenile Opera Slncera.
This Is the laat week ef Poll.rd'. UUhntlaa
esers slagen at the gwph-e. Tanlght the laat
MrhrniM of The O.toh." wlU he glresi
bajiectaw aad Thnraday Bight. "A Oalety filrl.'1
which was given Saaday Btatbtaa, will ha ra
peated, aad tha eogagMoeat .In... with "As
AsMHraa MlUleaatra." ynday Bight sad aarar-
aay
: VAUDSVILLB AND STOCK.
Our Girls."
Another rolllckhig farre eosiady Is hoMlsg tba
hoarda at the Lrrls Ihla WMk. That the
C 1 1 una ef tba lyric like eaondr la ctdeaeed
the attendance lae alght. the seaee helag
peeked te the door, at both pertarauaeea. Oar
Uirle" will eoatteas tsraagheet tee week with
a daily mstlaee. ,
Princess Trixle st Grand.
Ia the kieg aareer ef Ike eraad theatre ft k
prababla that tha heaae baa amr hafera gives
aoeh a flaa. veadertUe eatertatBateat aa that
ea the pragraai Ihla week. The Mat Is headed
by Pybkwm Trtale. the amet wanderfullr tralaad
bona ts.tbe jrorkV-which was tba ait af the
TralT "at the. reoaat aaaoertlea. Delphiae aad
DaUaore have a aereltr maeleal art. Keatoa
aad Lam to eeeM fraai Loados with a typml
mm hall ap-daJty ef the heat alaas. The
Teaale trie attar e gasd Jeggllag set ssd tha
threa Wlchers are singing eondlaaa. Master
Uoff aad ths raadlaeope Ma ad eat the big
vaaarfllle eateruiaaieat. .
f,
Mind Reader at Star.
Ml ad reeding at Its hlwbeet etate ef
tloa la draoaetrated hr little Lla Cettoa at
the Bur tbla week. Perry aad Wllhar are aaK
late bare whs alag aad play aioalral Inatrw'
BMBta. Mr. aad Mra. fheraa. farajerly ef the
yroeeiaa Nrnea. have aa ertwtl. plarkH, 'The
Tie That Blnda.- aad Mr. aad Mrs. West are
arodaclag a soandy hi esa sat,. Ths Slawaxi.d
heaal. . v..., '
Bandta. PvTmita.
Tha following building permits were
Issued yesterday: J. D. Hewitt, cottage
on Pattoo road, cost f ljgao; William St.
Clair. . repairs ta residence, Tillamook
1 street, between WUliama - and Union
avenues), cost 1500; J. O. Wren, raal
denoe, oornar East Twelfth aad Schuy
ler atreats. coat fl.too; w. h. Hofmaa.
residence, corner Hancock and East
Twenty-fifth 'atreeta. coat IS.0O0; H. H.
Held, two cot ta gee. . corner Mason
street and Vancouver avenue, coat
11.400: - Fred KoachnlUky. cot tag a.
Borthwlck. between Jaasap and Simpson
streets, coat 11.100; A. B. Galloway, cot
tage. Eaat Twaaty-sUth. between East
Ash and East Aakeny ' streets. coat
11,111; aV F. White, store and apartment
hoaee. corner Belmont and East Fifth
streets, cost ,M0; W. iR." Btokee dt
Cov realdeaca, Overton, betwaes Twea-
ty-aeoood. aad Twenty-third streets,
coat, 11.1001 C. Hansen, residence, cor
ner Rooeevolt and Fairbanks atreeta,
coat 11.000; W. XX Rlcbarda, raaidenoa.
corner Prlnceten and .. Flake , atreeta.
11.000. - .. . . ..,
' From tha Chicago Tribune.
Halse your chla Just a Uule.1
the Photographer. - -
-Thla la aa high aa I ehooaa to raise
ft," waa tha awstera reaponaa of f ra.
Ylck-awnn. if tba affect ia not to y
liking jrow can la war yoar saachlaa.'
Jwdgs itaasg aa By as a.
" Judge Fraser will apeak at a meeting
of the Ladlee AM. af tba First Congro
gatloaal church tornorrow at 1-10 B aa.
I AT THE THEATRES.7
a
-i ..' i i i ' ; ... t -
i i j
- a lutmw la to know
" ". ...... .. that real Ufa Ilea
via. I.- .ww.. ,7T .
la love, Uugbter and worluWbart Hah.
Sags, v.. ,'
WOMEN UUOH TOO SELDOM.
r,... itAwina tram an exchange la
well worth conalderaUoni ,
Women laagb too- aeldar-:Waatar
.vi. v.iw taitk af humor or
uxia i. www -w -
to childhood's training ta gentle man-.
nare may ta ejueaiion. na;a
that a hearty laugh 1a a woman's voice
la rare muale. . w - ' '
ruAgj audience of women ruetlas with
amusement, but aeldom ' laughe. . A
group of girla giggta, ou . n. -o.
humoroua atory . jonus-l beyond a
smue.
Whea ftr Walter Beeant In hie alaver
skit. "Tha Revolt of Man," pictured tha
time In the twenUeth century when
warn en should have usurped all power
political, ecoleolaatleal and eoolal he
ahrewdly noted that laughter had died
out of England: and when men revolted
gainst their1 feminine tyrants, they
eama back ta their own with peals of
laugbtsr. ' ' .
. s.a AmiI m h.a ranantlr opened
a placa for tha laughter euro.- It la a
private inamatioa ana wm --w
charged, .
Tha patients alt around a room, an!
at a given moment begin to smile at
each other. The emtio broadena to a
grin and at a eignai to a peat oi isugn-
Ur. .... t. , .
Twa houra a day' of this healthful
eierclss Is said ta aura, tha worst cases
of dyspepola. . . t-
easily aad naturally could be acquired
py vnis prooe.a oouuuwi. ' ' V
There la a game called "Ha. ha.
which is very almilar to tha Parte doo
tor's metbod.. All the persons In the
room neat themselvea In a circle. At a
given algnal. one aaya "ha" once, all
the othsrs following. - Than the starter
aaya "ha ha," all tha others repeating
aa before, and by tha time ba, ha, ha,
ha, la reached the oompapy will ba In
a genuine roar of laughterjUtbe very
absurdity of the Situation.
- Try it snms evening and see how
Ojulckly it will dispel the lurking blues
the party may have brought with them.
Viaitins; Gbwm Ib ol pruoa colored cloth made with s ions Jacket
ambrolderad la Turkish, anbroidarits ci dull silTax.' This has a
' email walatcoaand la worn orcr a plain ekixt, princasa atyla. arith
Uct'charoiawtta."' Zf-?;4 V'-Li.i- i:.t 1 ;
But tba lack of laughter among worn'
an Ilea deeper than might at flret bo
supposed. The burden Of repressed aad
aaas tha conditions ta tha world fas
ten ad upon women baa descended from
mother ta daughter. - - '(..-
For aenturlea woman bora sons for
slaughter and daughters for alavea, and
hardened tbemaelvea ta their sorrow aa
best tbsy might
NoTwaa this ait TOejTwere-Uughft
to consider themeelvea tba lnferlora it
man. Tha world of art aad literature
waa not for them. But they could spin
aad weave, and so, 'being denied tba
brush of. the painter, they wore tha pto
turea their Imagination painted Into
tapestries that have long ourvlved the
rrail fingers that fashioned them.
am wnaa mis xauea to satiety tasir
hunger for beauty and-beautya aaprea
alon. thav atudlad tha dallcata traolna-
af it, m J iik .
... ? th. sVZT,tt T,X LrSlni
dew, and the Induetry of laoamaklAd.
Into the world. ' . .
a, . . -
fn tha middle agea deadaaed their heart-
aobea at the loom or la dreaming out
eome tatrloata lace pattern. It would
fill aa with sympathy for those women
ww mwat fiarv praywa ror nia poki.i
day which la broad sunlight for ue,
Baaidea thla, the mlslnterpretera . of
tha simple, sunny . gospel of Hint of
Naaareth charged women with all tha
aln and misery Incident ta what they
called tha 'Tall of' Adam.- Man fled
to monasteries to escape tba damning
tnfluenoe of the doomed aex and mar
rlage waa a orlme to be condoned rnly
because -of tha weakneea af the flesh;
indeed. It waa a question with the me
diaeval theologian If women would even
be permitted to enter heaven at all, so
.black and ao heavy waa their load af
guiit k :,. ....!; v...'.:,,.
What wonder that some daring spirits
4lved up to tha reputation men gave
them and need their powers for the
waaoins ox tneir juagea. i
haavy hearta, even under amlllng aklea
and Insurious aurroundlnga aad that the
artist bad not far to assk for models
whose eyee were filled with the deep,
dumb aorrow ef the early Madounae.
o But that is past Woraea haira eome
Into tbelr Own.- It la time ta have a
"merry heart" that ean rejoloe la simple
mirth "aa a little ohlld."
Cultivate tha sense af humor. Be
t we coma Know now-many womsawnri,. r.m,f aaAA Mad icsXDIsoovary
Arc You Tired. Ncrvcj'
Kerronsneaa and slMploMnaas ara na-
BaUy due to the faot that tha narvff
no lea on nropany surisnin wwu-
oa properly nourishing btood i
i atorwad .aawas.r.,Tlroa' I
ledlcal Dtacovary malm-pure,
lha-.Ara
Uoldan Medical Otacovary r
tick blood, and thereby tba
A aiwi tharahv tua narvaa ara
properly nourished and all tha organs of
lha body ara run as smoothly as machin
ery which runs In ol). Ia this way yon
feel eleaa, strong and strenuous -you ara
toned up and Invigorated, and you ara
good for a whole lot of physical or mental
work.. Bast of all, lha strength and In
crease In vitality and health ara lasUnq,
. Tha trnnbla with anna tonlea and mad-
which , nava a large, booming ia!r
lav m aaur. .iww, ia ua.
oompoaed of alcohpl buldlng tba drugs In
solution. This alooboi Shrinka UP ne rw
blood corpuscle, and la the long run
a-rsatla Iniuraa tha aretam. One BIST feel
aihllaratod and batter for the time being,
yet In the and weakened and with vitality
deciwaaed. Dr. Pleroe's Ulden Medical
Discovery contains no aloohoU Every
zriizr' r'u it. -..now Tka
?(Bfoj5 Ta SiTafu ltd
V.V UoneHy, Aa BtOU I1SJ 01 ail IM
aevorai ingredients, rw ns srunin w
' offer vouaomethinf ha claims U'just aa
( lnluU int(1iiiminca.
I i-.- .i.. antein lnt the
Kvary Ingredient antefing Into
"-'-worldfamad GoWed Med IcaJI
I Mm V Til w iiibivuiuhs wnn'n . "
aM unaolmont approval and andoraa-
mM. tb. jsadlng medical authorities
oi all the MrVsral schools of practice. No
other medicine gold through druggists for
' oi-aev meaioine sura uiiuu.u viuhwh ,
i Ilk purposes has any such endorsement
The "Golden Medical Discovery "not
only prod u one ail tba good affecU So be
obulned from tha use of Golden Seal
root In all stomach, liver and bowel
troubles, as In dyspepsia, biliousness, con
stipation, ulceration of stomach and
bowels and kindred atlmenta, but tha
Golden Seal root used In Its compound
ing Is greatly enhanced In lbs curative ac
tion by other Ingredients such aa titono
root, Black Cbsrrrbark, Blood root, Man
drake root and shamlcall pure triplo-
"Ths&mnron8ersa Medical Ad vtesr,
la sent free In paper covers on receipt of
tl oncent tUmpa to pay tha coat of mail
ing snlv. For II stampa thae4oth-bpund
volume will bo sent Address Dr. E. V,
Pierce, Buffalo, N, Y.
Dr. Pleroe's pieasaat reiieta aura eon
Stlpatlon. biliousness and headache.
qatok ta aee tha point of a joke ar the
ludicrous of a altuatlon and laugh. -.
But whatever you do, don't atmnlata
a mirth you do not feel; don't manufac
ture a laugh; there la no baser nor more
Inexcusable counterfeit nor one ad easy
of detection. Mover laugh outside until
you feel the genuine, spontaneous laugh
Inside, but try to ba awake to things
that will provoke the genuine "ha he, '
"Distinctive . American humor orig
inated In the ability ta jest with danger
and privation," says Arthur Gutter
man, "Evils exlstsd and had to be
borne; eo why not maka them bearable
by laughing at them t-True American
humor la always philosophical.
"Our humorists of today, ' Mark
Twain, Mr, Dooley, George Ada and
others, who at first glance aeon trivial,
tall tha truth In Jest and teach ua with
laughter.
"Our Jokemakere and cartoonists who
make Jesta of social, political and in
dustrial evils are but the pupils of the
pioneers.
"They laugh, but their laughter Is
tha prelude to reform ' -j ;, '
' SOME LINCOLN STORIES.
He was not a great observer af diplo
matic formalities. On a momentous oc
casion Lord Lyons, tha British embas
sador, eelld upon him with great cere
mony. '
"May It lease your eseellewcy.' he
began Impressively, "I Bold in my nana
aa autograph letter from my royal mis
tress. Queen vletorla, wblon I have been
commanded to preaent to your excel
lency. In it shs Informs your excel
lency that bar son, his royal highness,'
the Prince of Wales, Is about to con
tract a matrimonial alliance with her
royal highness, the Princess Alexandra
of Denmark." - .. ,. - . .. .
After eeverel minutes similarly, decu
pled, the ambassador formally presented
the letter and awaited the reply.
- "Lord Lyons." said tha president,' "go
thou and do likewise." ' , ....-
Qniteearly In the war General. Phelps
apon capturing .Ship Island near New
Orleans Issued sa exceedingly premature
and bombastic and wholly unauthorised
proclamation declaring all alavea free
from bondage. ""
To ths surprise of all Lincoln took no
notion of thla aasumptloa of authority
and a friend remonstrated with him for
bis seeming Indifference.-
"Ah. well." said the president 1 feel
about General Phalpa and hla proclama
tion a good deal the way Dick Joaea
did about hla wife and her doings.
"Jonas was one of your meek men and
had the reputation of being terribly
henpecked. Ona day hla wife was seen
fairly switching the poor man aut of hla
house. : . - ' .. ',
"The next day aa Indignant neighbor
met the patient victim and prooeeded
to aiva him a piece of his mind. Lonk
here, Jonas,'-said tho candid friend, I've
always stood up for you wnen people
said things, but I'm does. The man
who'll atand quietly and take a switch
ing from bis wife ought to be horse
whipped! That's what!-. - -
"Jonea looked p ' with a wink and
patted his friend en the back. BHo
now,' he whispered, soothingly, - 'don't
you ears. Why, It didn't hurt ma any
snd yovw no Idea what a power of good
It did Sery Abb.' "., ;. . . . v.
In 11(4 a delegation of elergymen of
different denominations called on Lin
coln to tell him that tha character of
many of the regimental chaplains ,waa
notoriously bad and to urge more 'dis
cretion in appointments. :
"But gentlemen," said the president
"that la a matter with which the gov
ernment haa nothing whatever to do.
The ehaplalna are eboaea by tba regi
ments." Still the clergymen urged a change In
the system, with many mora uncompli
mentary remarks rsgarding the char
acter of the ehaplalna In. the Held.
Lincoln heard theta throoe-h without
remark. . Then be said quietly! "Don't
think I meaa . any dlareapect to the
cloth, gentleman, but, Td like to teU you
a little story.
"Ones ta Bpztagfleld I waa going off
on a short Journey and reached the sta
tion ao much ahead or train time tnat
I looked roond for soma thing to latereat
me. " '- ' ' 1 :
"Just outside tha door In tha middle
ef tho road stood a Uttls darky I knew.
digging with hla too In a mndpanoie.
" What are yoa doing. Dlckf aald t.
Makin a eha'clC aald he.
; "'A church r aald L
"Bure. boss. said he, pointing with
hla toe. dere'a do steps, an dere'a de
pewa where do folka set an derCe da
pulpit' ..,.,-.. .-. " r.. --Tea.
I ace, aald I. "but why dont
vow. make a minister T
"Ha looked up with a grin- lAwgyf
he aaldfI ain't got mud eaougnr "
At another time when there waa great
anxletv for the western army a tele
gram waa raoatved reporting that "firing
waa beard la the direction or Knoxviiie."
. - Tra glad ef It" said Lincoln.
"Glad of It Mr. President!" ax el !- I
eome cm wrth the pert Is of Burnsi. j a
ooaltlow uppermost In bis mind.
"Tea." replied Lincoln, "glad ef t.
Tod see it reminds me ef Mistress tel.. a
Ward, a neighbor of rains out In tnz v-
moft.
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