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V . V - . r" 1 imGQ:d:. -tux. i.:o:;day.i ccTcrzn c PORTLAND. OREGON. T H E O R E G AN c. s. JAcxaoa - , PUBLISHED I"2 Published, every veoins ( eawept -Sunday ) f THE COMPLEX PROBLEM i HE' ASSESSMENTS of railroads .and corporate . franchises for public utilities is a subject properly receiving a good deal of attention, not onlyat ' t the hinds of assessors, but on the part of development v; leagues, taxpayers leagues and wideawake cititcns gerr- ---erallyr-.--r-;-- r,., , . .' -A . V r, "--"Afew general propositions may-be stated to clear ? the -ground: First,; railroads should be taxed fully, if ! other property is in. the. same proportionrbut not un- fairly or inimically. We need and areaclamoring and t crying for many more railroads in this state and we will ; not get -iTtf'a;gomtf.odicriralnate against them or put any unfair burdens upon them. But there is little fear of that, for Oregon has never been unjust ; t or unfriendly to its railroads and there is ho disposition to be so now. 7 But on the other hand they must not r . . ' - r . X... ...AA .tpf i in rr,p )im UTiiKin uir and will yield them large profits. Second, the taxation f franchises is just andVprdper, i and should have become part of our taxation policy long . before- this. It will undoubtedly come into s vogue ; ' throughout the country, as it should in the near future, t A corporation having' an increasingly valuable franchise ( should-be reasonably taxed thereon. .However much' we ' may need and desire streetcars and telephone line and lights and express service, and however "Willing we are to get these services, to grant the use of our streets for f railway tracks,' poles,' conduit and' vehicles, the cor- porations granted these privileges, at least in as large ' a city as Portland has become, should and must pay a t franchise . tst,. Just what that tax should be is a ques , tion for experts to decide,.and the time ha come when ; ?we seed Vuch experts for assessors and as members of, - Warda-of -eualiaatioB.--" ' ' '" ' - Third, the law as to assessment of property should be strictly .observed by these officials, as we are glad ; to ? notice it is being done, in . Oregon now as never before. , ... . ''.-. ' Fourth, the first consideration is the public, the; whole people. The broad principle of equal taxation "equal i rights to all and special privileges to none" should be ( the tasis, the foundation, the main "general principle '. of all taxation everywhere, national, state, county, city. .Adhering to this principle and 'abating nothing of justice to the people, care should be taken to allow no prejudice against transportation and utility corporations " to stimulate any official notion or endeavor to cinch them, ;' as such,-particularly in - this . comparatively , new. and -; largely undeveloped state. " .1 - V. , i.. .. ': I'; ..... We need new railroads; they are coming. "We need new enterprises of many kinds that can or will be car ' ried on only .under corporate organization. They will involve the expenditure here of tens of millions ' of .." dollars. The people who will spend this money here ' are after all our real developers; without them we could or would dp little.;. They are, or should beur friends and we theirs; in a large sense they and we are partners. "t Let us welcome them with open arms and glad voices. 'V.; All these things hee two sides" of a great 'and complicated questionare to be considered, studied, acted t on conservatively, reasonably, righteously and we need t able and broad-minded men to do'lt.-. ' ' - ., ; i. i ; . .; ; We are beginning towork out, this problem here, and J. have made a good Start Consultation and experimen- tation will disclose jninor errors and injustices no doubt j: and afford opportunities for correction, one way or an : other; but it is gratifying .that progress has been made, and that this of itself and other evidence gives assurance I of further progress toward perfection in the working out r of this large and complex problefafof taxation." f4 SWEDEN AND NORWAY SET HE CZAR, very likely, is now . of peace in his own vast realm , He has had all the war he time. , So has Japan. So has England. , Tht only Euro pean potentate that has a chip on his shoulder is William of Germany, and a good deal of his attitude is bluff and '.bluster. .-V .-( '; C ' Significant and gratifying, as indicating the tendency 'toward peaceful settlement or arbitration instead of cruel and destructive war, is the agreement between Sweden l and Norway. Sweden is the stronger, apparently,' and r might have forced Norway to continue its somewhat subordinate position,, but Sweden wisely decides to let Norway -depart; in peace, and Norway wisely concedes ! some conditions imposed by Sweden. The opening sentence of the Norwegian constitution of 1314 .reads: fThe kingdom of Norway is a free, in dependent, indivisible and inalienable realm.'' But 'it was "united with ; Sweden under one king," and he a 4 Swedish-king.' Soon, according to present prospects, i the latter provision will be abrogated, and Norway will v have its own . king and-court ias wellas storthing, and its diplomatic and-consular representatives abroad.' t The progressive '.w6rld will somewhat , regret this division, thinking that a movement in the opposite direc tion for a union of the three Scandinavian nations, per haps Including Finland if it couM break loose from' Rus sia V40uld have been better and more in accordance with the spirit of - the age; but ' this is . not yet to be, and Norway -will soon , take its place as a nation on an I entire equality in all respects with Sweden and Denmark. t - These fas northern nations of Europe have tiught I the world, its czars, emperors,- kings, mikados, sultans I and presidents, a valuable lesson that of a peaceable i settlement of national differences and difficulties. - They have set a good and a notatHe example. ' ' : ' ,- RAPID INCREASE OF POPULATION. THE SCHOOLaTTENDANCE ia Portland shows - an increase of approximately 17 per cent as rom- ' irt population that is. Unaffected by the influx of visitors, as the postoffice receipts and bank clearances are to some extent Every year for the past five years every test of population has shown a goodly percentage of in- crease, but none so great as is occurring this year; AI I together, every test indicates a growth during the semi I decennial period now- ending of approximately 60 per ! cent, making Portland's population close to 150,000. . The f directory indicates even more than .this. " - With such , a growth in population in the past live i years, , when conditions have been normal, what may we ( expect from the next five with the extraordinary stimulus 1 v Wireless to Stop Accidents, i. ' i . --. i The Oerman government will probably adapt the wireless telegraphr to prevent railwar accidents. "... . . Two rears ago exhaiiatlve practical erperlmenta were eommenced and con tinued until rerently on the military rnllwav leadlna from Berlin 'to Koaaan. Telegraph staium weraflttad up with transmitters and receivers, wnue me trains were equipped -with the same epparetua.t Ordinary telegraph wires Inng the track were uaed to facilitate the work. . The assortments proved -that the sta tion could ' at any time commun teste Ith a train running at full speed and O N D Ail L Y INDEPENDENT NEW8P D BTf v and k JOURNAL PUBLISHING Ca very Sunday morning at tracts, roruana, vregon. OF TAXATION. which will come TT Iff jvift "Hill sraVe but iiirnuu n In those words In the march have now reached A AN EXAMPLE. sincerely desirous and in the world. wants, for a long city. No better warfc It of Impending danger. The uae of wireless telegraphr In thia connection would especially safeguard tralna on one-track railways. " "' - It Is not expected" that the exponas of supplying the neoesearr apparatus will be much beyond the budget allowed each year for repairing old signals and Intro ducing new inventions whleh aim to pro- 1 Hfe ant t lm b In railway tra- ' . Our Moat Pressing Need. . ' - From the La Crosee Chronicle. "What we need In. this country Is a number of Institutions which csn award a degree to be known aa M. D. A, or maid of domeatio arts, ' - J O. U R N A L APgR ' ,-:',. . " nro jr. cabboix Tbe Journal Buildinf, fifth and Yamhill - , . from railroad building and the Lewis and Clark fairfr That the same- percentage of growth will be maintained .is very reasonable to suppose; that the percentage will be" 'even greater is not at all unlikely. That the census of 1910 will show Portland with a popu lation of 250,000 is not at all unlikely. Indeed this sec tion of the country, the finest and most attractive of alt sections - that atilt remain- unsettled is - just ..-becoming known.- All it required was that. With the coming of the railroads interior development of the atate and tribu tary sections will follow .as a matter" of course. That day is now close at hand, indeed is crowding us very fast' Under all the circumstances it would not be at all surprising if Portland should show the greatest growth of its history in the coming five years. - THE NEED OP THE NORTH SIDE RAILROAD. ' h y-ri "go J-J'l''. J; a notable interview in which he made clear that the coming problem was to decide whether the Pacific ocean or the Suez canal and Cape Horn were to do the great oriental carrying trade-in other words, whether the task was to fall to the United States or to Europe. Our population was doubling everjr 30 yearsj Thirty years hence we were likely'to have a population .of 150,000,000. What, were we to do with them . Less than a quarter of our population is now employed in manufacturing; perhaps not over a third could then be utilized in manufactures, railroading, trade and the pro fessions. This then would leave 100,000,000 to be taken care of on the farms. .Where will they farm? Surely not in New England, but in the states of the Mississippi valfey, . the grand central west and the Pacific coast. Across the broad waters were teeming, millions. Earn ing a shilling a day they would not be- great buyers of our manufactured goods. .What theyr would need would be our foodstuffs and these, must be supplied. Nature and geography indicated that this trade was to be han dled through the United States, but to get it it must be gone after and. captured. ... . . v - Mr. Hill closed with, these words,r which are doubly significant in the light of the railroad building intcwPort land which the Great Northern and Northern Pjacific have jointly undertaken to meet the precise conditions which he describes: v v --' - '-' . v "After all is said we railway managers are largely automatons in-the "shuttle, -We must move-as nature and commerce dictate., We succeed only as we obey the great natural laws and me public interests. As between roads and magnates, it is a case of survival of the fittest Who is the fittest which road, what route? That which s-eoeraohv. gravitation, climate, production, population, commerce and progress select, control and, support The others must pass from view." . .. ... ; may be found the justification as well as the -need for. the building of the north side line down the Columbia river. ..' :': - ',-":HX'':::.-:. of events Mr." Hill and his associates t stage whereby they are ready to do their part tn carrying out the plans which he some years ago outlined but, which doubtless have been many years in his- -mind. Needless to say Mr. Hill. Mr: Elliott and their parties will be warmly welcomed by the people of Portland and that they will be accorded hearty moral support in. carrying . to fruition the plan - outlined in May, 1901. .- V-' ' . BUMPER HOP CROP. HE USUAL THING for Oregon has happened with respect to the hop crop. It is not only of the best quality in the world, but instead of a failure, or a third, or half, or two thirds of a crop, as was freely predicted not only by ."bulls,' but by many not influenced in the least by either "bulls" or "bears," the crop is now sized up as the largest in' the State's history and this in spite, of the fact that -it was about the dryest summer ever known, practically no rain falling for three months. ' . " " . ..--w The increased yield was partly due to increased acre age, induced by the high prices of the past two or three years,' for no doubt many yards picked short of the aver age, but the outcome shows again that crops never fail in Oregon, andalso that predicters of crop failure, here should always be without honor or audience in their own country or anywhere else., ,.- v . ., - , The price this year so far is a disappointment to many hop-growers, and not agreeable to any of them, especial ly after the phenomenally high prices of last year, yet hops have been lower than now, and may be again.. With a good yield there is a very fair profit even at present prices. The bitter comes along in layers with the sweet, in the op-growing business, as well as in many other affairs of life. . But on the whole, one year with apother, a decade through, hop-raising in Oregon, on land well adapted thereto as much of western Oregon is will undoubtedly be, as it his been in the oast, a very profit able business. ." ' , ' BETTER STREETS NEEDED. ' SHORT PERIOD OF RAIN makes very apparent the defects in the streets of the city and, calls loudly fof improvement Portland is so rapidly rrnwinir in imoortance that attention should be concen trated upon improving the streets and sidewalks of tfye investment couia De maac tor tne prop erty holder or the city itself. The importance- ojr a street or -section of the city is largely a matter of its physical condition. Every visitor is impressed by the state brtheHiueTsndidewalks7-anyMhm-ar temptedV to invest by the very circumstance that the streets are in a 'good condition of repair. Portland, is so situated that it can be made the .most cleanly city in the country. The natural drainage is per fect .But we i bavftTi6r7rJreached-a-high standard in bur streets. There is where money should be freely spent as an investment, and none will p"ay better. As for sidewalks, many in very important residential sec tions are in a bad condition of repair. These are mainly wooden walks, which should be eliminated in those parts of the city and replaced by cement Ones. Now that developing tendencies are so largely in the direction of Portliftid its citizens should clieerfully do their share to place it in the forefront ' There is no step they could take" that would be of advantage to the city in more directions than in keepihg its streets, walks and curbing in good yepair. V tt.i'No Bualneaa. "'T."- V From the Newark Newa . "Tou have no business In politics,' Thus spoke the dictator aogrilr. "I know I haven't" said the rich reung candidate.. "I do not. own a street railwar or an Insurance company or a food trust or anything like that Having ne business Un politics. I feel alLtha.Jetter.JUU.eoLJobejiaJthfjil publle servant" - " 1 . r 'Fellow Sufferers. . From the New "Tork World " Duluth (Minn. la bothered wjfh an epldemle of bears. Wall street bulls &ave bad a similar aaneyaaoe lately. - SMALL CHANGE- afavba Alice, will marry aa orUntal king or prlnca. , . :, j . est two' waaks mora. Time to disturb the moths. if A Minnesota, boy of t burnad up hla babv atatar becauao aha "waan't " no rood." Ha la likely to Ik I bad ona hlmaalf, oven afur ha gat out of reformatory at 1U r , . j ; Mr.iHlll la not one of the men suitable for chloroforming at SO. . . Rockefeller la a beltavar In the Bible. rt refusea to take a little wins for hla stomacna aaxa, , : l "" '.' . Portland day la over, but the exposi tion a atlU there v ,V ; . ,v i ' When wa wad about thoaa New York flnanclera, and then of a fellow Bent to the pen W atoalln a few dollars' worth of aomethlng-. we are fain to be lieve that juatlca Is a,wry. . ? , , ; orn may a good deaL The first Installment of winter came early. . - ' ' -j . K. 'JsT CUlfrey la mentioned ao a Demo- eratlo candidate for eonareaa in in flrat district At leaat na anouia . d familiar with Washington. D. C having lived there for to yearn, or so. Knforea the eompulaory "school at- tendanee law, whenever practicable. '. -e - V' : John D. Rockefeller haa. again re- lapaed Into allenoe, but hla money talks just the aamew . , .... ..... e e . , Now i George Gould haa "the fight of hla llfe"-oa, hla hanila. Aa between hlra and hla anUgonlata. Jim - Keene and other, the general public .la Impartial. . i- i . - - .! ' There are a few locally prominent Re publicans who era not yet candidates for governor, but may not be a few weeka later. The county clerk in leaning marriage Ucenaee la running a pretty oloae race with the divorce eourt . . e '.-'- A lot of them are hontng their raaors In preparation for the harmony con- ferehee,-rt? " " irr,r' The aun shone eome, Aeplte of the weather bureau. .- - e - - , - i. ' The preatdent appears to be euapelous of all. Oregon applicant for l. federal offices.' - . ., , Bain did more" good than barn. " Sometlmea the elothee that make the woman break the min. v -."l One thing wanted la a tnan'e hat that won't blow off tn a gale of wind. Railroad rumors In the air; you can heart them everywhere. , ... 1 - UOREGON SIDELIGHTS" Gervals- Start ' Flax and hemp have demonatrated -their adaptability to our soil and-elimata, and all that la now needed ia mills to convert the raw prod uct Into twine and burlap and all elasaea of linens. . , . V; ' (- m .... . 1 . . Tomorrow the open season' for Mon golian pheasants will begin and they will tall numerously, as they are plenti ful up the valley. .. " ' , mm- ..... - . . Umatilla farmers ' and stockmen still troubled with- a scarcity of water, but won't be much longer. e e New - homes are springing, up like mushrooms In Condon- and It ia reported that, about SO new. dwellings will yet go up thla fall -In one addition alone. - v ...... ., One Hood River man realised tl.SOO from 71 Baldwin apple trees. .. , , . Hosier Baptists are to have a new church. . r . , - ' . e A Hood River man has two aerea of tomatoea from which he is marketing 100 cases a day. The patch ha estimates will produce 10 tons this year. It Is very probable that the founda tion of the new courthouse will crum ble away, and ever S4S.000 spent there on will be lost eays the Astoria News Herald. i mj-m : - : Nfhe great need of Salem Is motor lines of railway through the surrounding country. ' : " A farmer near Newberg sold It aeres for I2.XB0. -'- -r-- . -t If they don't look out some one will keen monkeying with that Portland. Ui.hmUm railroad project until the? t a road ouut, sara .tne ruewoerg junier- prlaa. ..- ' Tillamook Herald: Logging and lum- berlna will be on a larger scale; dairy- ing is .on ihe lnerease;new settlers are eoming to xne county, . ana sveryming tends to point to an unusual year or in- tustry and proaperity. . , ' . e . In one hopyard near Bllverton fast week too pickers snd Jhree dry kilns were busy. , ; , m In the little town, of Cornelus the buildings are all neatly painted, thi streets are kept clean, and there is a general air of prosperity everywhere. Ita new buildings- are all occupied, and Cor nelius promises to be a formidable rival of Hlliaboro and Forest Grove. 'Solltlog . draga" for working road a nuahlng the dirt from aldee to center cheaply, are coming into favor In some counties. . . .. . . , The Hlliaboro Argu' sensibly says: There should be a better feeling be tween Hlliaboro and Forest Grove. This fighting backward and forward la alto- rf gether. hHUph.-and It has become a nuisance. Tne cuisens ox xne two towns, as well as the newspepers, should get together and quit child's play." e ' ' Hood River haa seven churchea. . e e t A big sawmill Is being built by Min nesota people near Aahwood. In the northern part of Crook county. j ' e e f . A 'Clackamas man' has shipped over 1,000 boxes of second-crop strawbetrlea ' . e e Big lumber buelness next year ex peeted la J3atop ceunty, . , FACTS OF A BLEMARKA " , BLE. TRANSACTION . Wall Street Journal Sept It. It la an unpleasant taak to rehearse the faeta with respect to the mlsuoings of life Insurance company directors and cfflcials. but there la profit In doing ao. The profit Is In the reasaertlon by public opinion of the old-fashioned standards of honesty aa against . prac tices of "graft" that might warm the cockles of a Plunkltt's heart practices carried, on by aome of New Tork clty'e most respectable prof esaora of "high finance," Our duty leada us to an, ex position of certain ' facta disclosed by President Morton of the. Equitable Life this week. In the hope that some lessons will be learned therefrom. : On November II, ltt, the Western National bank had a capital of 11.100, 000, of which about IS40.00Q was owned by the Equitable Life Assurance so ciety. . . ., ";.. v. .-;:" - The Western National bank on' the date specified bad-In Its possess Ion cer tain collateral-taken Indefault of pay ment of loans amounting with Interest to sesMtl. xammjacttd-V collateral . as . an asset of the bank. whereupon Hertry B. Hyde, , who was then president of the Equitable . Life, arranged to take It up., i He uaed for thla purpose the . Mercantile Trust, company," which was controlled by -the Equitable Life, and did It In the manner follow ing: One George W. Turner, secretary to Louis Fltsgerald, president, of... the Mercantile . Trust company, borrowed from the trust company the sum Of tSMtl -being the amount required to "reimburse the Western National bank its principal and Interest end took over the collateral above - referred to from the bank. He turned over this collat eral to the truat company as security for the loan he had obtained also giv ing his nots upon which there was en dare ad a guarantee of payment; by Marcellua Hartley, . . . "7" . .. John E. Searlea. ; , Louis Fltsgerald,. . ... . ! W..N. Color, Jr. . - v- : Henry B. Hyde..' - r-. . -."--. - Of whom all but Searlea and Color were directors of the Equitable Life Assur ance society, ell being directors of the bank. - Thia transaction was made on November It, ItSt. On March tl, lt. the same guarantors executed a sealed agreement .of guaranty covering the original amount of the loan $SS1. isl and further advances made by the trust eompanr.- On- November t. J S0, - an" other similar agreement was executed. the amount of the loan then being tl,'- 1 7 S, 4 7 S this latter agreement guaran teeing any further advances that might be made In the attempt to develop the enterprises represented by the collat eral. Further heavy advanoea -were made from time to time." On May II, 1I9S, President Alexander of the Equitable Life (H. B. Hyde hav ing died) executed an. Instrument stating that the Turner loan had really been made for the benefit of "the Equitable Life society, as ltwas the chief stock holder -of the Western National -.bank. and - on - February-; S, - 100, - President Alexander by letter notified the guaran tors above referred -to or their , repre sentatives -thM the Equitable aoclety would hold them harmless under their guaranty.' Oi- February 14,'. 100. the executive " committee - of ' the eoclety formally ratified ..this assurance, and Alexander notified ' the - guarantors thereof Meanwhile the trust company bad. formed a syndicate, 'mo to speak, to carry the "loan.' In which syndicate the following companies, all -subsidiary or allied concerns of the Equitable society, were Interested: . .......... , ... . Commercial Trust company. ...t 500,000 Western National bank......... 100,000 American Depoelt St Loan Co. ... : 100.000 On January II, 1100. the controller of the Equitable society paid to the Mercantile Trust company 'the sum of mi.m.tt on the order of the president and thla sum was credited upon the "Turner- loan." On February 4, 1004, a Similar payment of $600,000 was made by ths eocletr to the trust eompanr and credited upon the "Turner loan," making a total of tTll,lt.t of Equitable Life Assurance money applied to this pur pose. ' - .-.' ' .. President Morton, of . the Equitable Life, haa on the advice pf the society's counsel, demanded the return of this money by the Mercantile Truat com pany, notifying the truat company that It muat look to the guarantors for pay ment " Ha Informs Equitable directors that it Is doubtful that the society can be held on Its agreement to Indemnify these-directors, but thst litigation will be necessary to settle the matter. He urges the trust, company to proceed against the guarantors among whom are-the estatee of Henry B. Hyde and Marcellua Hartley. -' : . ' So much for the "Turner loans" there now comes the famous "ttSf.000" or "yellow dog" loan of which ao much has been heard and ao tittle Is known. This was a loan on the books of the Mercantile Truat company designated as "J. W. A. No. I account"-the balance of which was until recently when It was paid by some person or persons tttt.000. The records show that there payments .were made by ths Equitable society to- the trust company and credited upon this loan as follows: December tO, 1901..... $100,000 October 4. 1001.,.. ............ SS.000 February 4, 1004. 100,000 being In all $285,000 of the money of the Equitable society applied to this "loan" on tha books of the truat company. No auch oan-waa-sver authorised Tyoffleers or directors of the society, or In anv wav appeared on Its books. President Morton has directed legal proceedings to be taken ..for recovery by the society of these amounts rora the trust eompanr. Happlljr the. fact that the eoclety e anoneylias been uaed will bring the mat ter within the purview of the Inveatigatr Ing committee, so that the truth about the "yellow dog" ' loan mar yet come out . . The faots which we have summerlsed tn the foregoing are really their own beet comment But could anything more clearly demonstrate the evil of ."subsi diary" or "allied" concerns In the In surance business Ths genesis of the "Turner loan" la aa clear as daylight Assuming that Equitable society offi cials were not themaelves Interested In the original borrowing from the West ern National bank and there Is no evi dence at preeent before the publle to show that they were the aoclety under took (o relieve the bank, of which It was ths largaat stockholder, by placing the burden upon the Mercantile Trust com pany, which It controlled, thus getting rid of the national bank examiner trou ble. So the "Turner loan" waa born Later other creatures of the society were called In to help the Mercantile Truat company, and flnallyJtha.aoclatr-ltaelt put up over 17H.000 of policy-holders' money - the entire Inveetment having grown from $4(1. 4tl on November It, 1194, to Jl.t2S.700 on July I. 1S0S, at though some of the- collateral had proved, worthleaet It Is not yet known what .. the J!rUow.doaer 'lllMOO" loan really means, but here is a case of money paid by the society without any warrant whatever and With every ap pearance of an improper relationship somewhere In connectloa trtth the mat. tar.' f , " ... n v - .. ' If. these things bs done by gentlemen among the elect of "high finance," done with money that of all moneys should be sacred, and done to an accompaniment of false balance sheeta, raise, adver tisements, "wash aalea," campaign con trlbutlona and the like; 'can people be blamed fort what Vice-President Darwin P. Klngaler ealle "Insane chattel? oa tha subject of life Insurance? . ' The frightful thing about It all la that seemingly the thick moral hides of inaay of our flnanclera are yet unpunctured by realisation of the magnitude and the stench ef their offence against that kind of honeatv and -fair, dealing whose fron tiers are not delimited solely . by ; tbe penal code, -.4. , .? . i , . .','. , I 7" E PLAY Ah old favorite with patrons of 'melo drama Is "Oif the Bridge at Midnight" which returned yesterday for a week's engagement at the Empire and played to premium. . . , . . The greatest sensation of thla partic ular thriller la a' reproduction, of. the celebrated "Jack-knife"', bridge in ' Chi cage.' It is. Introduced in the play lua way that terrorlaee strong men and In vites screams from women. A river boet passes -through the draw a scenic fea ture which1 Is amas'ingly realistic end the bridge le uaed later to pull up the hero and heroine, the latter having been east into Chicago' a creek by her ac cursed enemies. ' . ,"On the Bridge,'' It may be truthfully said. Is above the average attraction of tta kind. Several members of the com pany which plared ths piece at Cor dray's last rear, are in the cast and were great fa vorltee - yeaterday. Of. special note was Frank Weed's legiti mate German, borrowed, by the war. from Clay Clement; Daniel Reed's brutal Italian. Miss Edwards' Irish Biddy and Miss Crego's Reddy, the waif. ' Scenic ally the attraction Is creditable through out "On the Bridge at Midnight" should be well patronised, t- ' . Burlesque at the Baker. The new burlesque at the Baker, which travels as Sam De re re's "own" company, gives ths leaat satisfying performance of the "wheel" - shows yet aeen here. Were it not for-the freshness of the cos tumes and one or two of the glrla, the performance would barely pass muster. True,, one doesn't expect Auguatus Thomas comedy tn a burlesque house, but the comedians are expected to tickle you at leaat occasionally and this they failed to do laat night The lameness of the audlenoe was dus principally to the dullness of ths players themselves. There are three departmenta In this burlesque. - It opens with a skit called "The Health Resort.", In which Insane patients and a Dutch comedian hold the center of the stage! Some first-rate songs are sung, but tha- gleam of oper atic talent did not appear In the rendi tionthereof Keene. the comedy Jug gler, and the twe Schrodes furnish spe cialties of more or less interest and Andy -Lewis and the Bijou Comedy Four are set n i in a second travesty, - "The Queen, of Bavaria." . . The performance concludes, with fThe Mifflfflf.l '-a' one act tnuelcel comedy, written, words, mu sic and alb by Andy Lewis. There. is consolation .la -the fact tbafKhe show improves-a tt goes along. . There will be a matinee .Wednesday. .. .. , , - Jt The - Portland People.. ; From the Irrlgon Irrigator. .;- Every day we see an article In some of our " Oregon .exchangee - "knocking" Portland and the Portland people.- One now before ua accuses Portland of want ing to "hog" everything In sight The Irrigator editor hopes he Is eane enough to know that theee artlolee are uncalled for, and very harmful to tha state at large, for we have had Just as good opportunities as anybody to note any tendency on Portland's part toward hogglshneaa, and we confeee we- have found the Portland people very generous toward the state at large. In fact Portland aa a whole te stand ing out boldly and clearly for the north west, and ther are spending their money lavishly to fill up tne waets places, to bring settlers -to . our farm and fruit landa and to build up the smaller cities and towns, being broad .enough to, see that tn the success of the stats at large lies their own supremacy.. ' . Some of eur exchangee seem to think that Portland "hogged" the exposition and all of the appropriations for the same. , Will these -papers please tell where the fair ought to have been? Aa a matter of fact It could not have been successfully held at any other place, and we venture to say that it will do Portland more good by filling up other sections ef the state than It will by the direct results of .money spent In thet cltr. But suppose ' Portland does reap a large reward; Is she not entitled to lft Have we not been treated fairly and liberally by her end her people! The time was. say IB years ago, when the Portland people tried to boom their cltr regardless of ths upbuilding of the state. But the men who were then at the helm fcave been replaced by bigger, abler, broader men who are . working for the atate at a whole. And we ought to assist them and encourage themlggvide- QUP-for the-at stead - of "kiiocKinrat every move they make. -. . , The Dictionary of Misinformation. Wax Jones, Lexicographer. - ' CAIN A - member of the celebrated knockabout team, Cain . and Abel. Killed his partner ' with ' a slapstick While explaining the conundrum, "Why la Adam like sunflower T" "Because he shuts up st the approach of Eve." . tTo raise Cain colloquial English for making Hades pop. . Calne Halt a novelist with many readers In the Isle of Mn.l i FINANCIER One who loses other peo ple'e money. , t , INVESTOR One who loses his . own i money. ,-. 1- The' Investor Is a chump. President McBawl of the Cooperative Life, , In rwinrh from the Destitute 1 - MT8TERT A murder case op which de? tectives "are employed. (I) Where the money comes from. . y : - The sourcs of the Republican funds la no longer a myetery. Judge A. P. Barker. i ' FACTS OF INTEREST There are IJM, . Olt pollcy-hoMere en the United Statee. Of this number l.tsi.011 contribute- to . camnala-n funda without knowing it ' It la estimated that the Western Union wirt-loao-aw.OOO- a year by giving up its racing service. : Few reserved seats are now left In heaven. . ' Reliable authorities say that ths words "Have I another" are repeated lS.ooo.ono . times a day In New Tork. the words "I don't mind If I do" falling to reach thla number by one eoua enJjr, r ' green ireland starving; even now rl idlth Balfour ea "The West Coast o Ireland." In the National Review. A Grandmother "She, tt seemed, wa the grandmother, ' and recognised he honor, ao she offered te come with ui and show us the way. A dirty, tired oh man poked his head In at the door. thought he was her' husband,' but b waa only a friend,- 'Rest here, dea heart' aha said to him as she ushered us out of the. door, . r "Rest here, dear; heart." J' kept re nesting the words over to myself. WTaa a lovelr groetlng. What oould one asl4 or 'offer more reat, and the assurancJ that one's heart, waa dear to some oner Dreaming Dreams "T don't- wonded they dream dreams,' said ner nonor. 'Look at the awful country and nope leas outlook. They must find some -way out of It t "It's the' tea ther drink. said ourj guide, "which hajps- to send them madl It Is stewed and reatewed till It ' 1") MHaPotson-mdTJieyareabIFuaTlyl surved.' ; . " Wbr ere. thess things allowed tol happen r I raid crudely. "The people are too thick on the) land "hereabouts, continued' our guide, but It Is very difficult to deal with the problem. Ttse mongestsd Olstnots ooara buys land and mlgratea them, but you know it la easier to get an Irisb peasant to go . to America than l.t la to move him If ntlles." - Boys and Fairies "Up among the Jillla men who are wanted by the police hide and are hidden, for no one ever re fuses shelter ( potheen' Is brewed, sheep are stolen, and fairies hold dominion. - "I had already wondered at the boys running to the edge of ths rock, or the atone wall of a field, to watch us pass boys unmistakably by their faces, yet with skirts flapping round their bareJ legs. j..-..-. .... "The fairies, I learned from eur guide, seise children and drag them off to the hills and they are very partial to little boys. So the boys till they grow tall are ' dressed as girls to deceive the fairies, who 'are not so clever aa we are- ' , ' underfeeding "This turn' of .the Irish - peasant's mind ' e e may make him an easy prey to the vain Imaginations which we call Insanity. His body ts underfed, living ss he does on potatoes and teaend perhape hie mind is overfed with legends and fanolea. However this may be. It Is certain that In these barren districts there are ai waye - men end women . who are etrange.' " , .. Moonehlner "There, had been a. aels ure quite lately, end the man was well known to her honor's people. "But. how did you manage to pay the tfhe ef 6, Mixer ne waa asaea. . " 'Sure, - your honor,' he Bald, there wee the decent people who subscribed about to shillings, end I had 10 ef me own.-- - " " 'But that still lehvee f 4 to flnd.- "Oh. well, said Mike, with bland, simplicity weTl, we Just made another- braw to pay tbe fine with.' t . . ' A Dying Man (He had lifted atfeebte hand from his bed to drink a. health to "Her Honor.") - "1 thought ef Hlppo lytus begging the goddess he loved not to stay- and -eee him die. and Tt the nobles rn "the French prisoner who . went to their death- still making brilliant small talk.-, Hera .was this man, out of the very pit of misery and pain, giving one mora sajuts to lire, thinking It well td use again one of the old courtesies. I longed to cry out that I drank to hla health, too to bis release to his free anlrit , . . . .. . . . " TMd you eee him put hie hand em mine when fhe tears came' Into my eyesr said her. honor after. AH ths war back I could see nothing but the enguisa or these people. - " 'It's better to be an animal,' t said to bur guide; they are much better off. " Tou wouldn't think .so ir you saw them In the winter,' he answered, dryly. There IsnH-anythlng left for them to eat at all.' "When we got back' onto the yacht and found the mattresses on deck, and tne tarpaulin shelter, ths intense lntol arable pathos of the situation possessed us again. It seemed to typify the whole condition of Ireland, sick unto 'death. The young are all leaving.'" Every week hundreds go to America, and thoee that are left endure f emlne and disease, and misery. - ' "'And the dying man tried to . drink our health.' I Bald. . " - f 'Test cried, her honor; but Ireland Is' not dying; things are getting better LEWIS AND CLARK ; Near the Columbia river. October 1. The day Ms very warm. Two men were sent to ths village with a quantity of thess articles to purchase food. We are now reduced to roots, which producs A violent - pains In the stomach. Our work continued aa usual. and many of the party are convalescent. Tha hunters returned In the afternoon with nothing but a small prairie wolf. ss that our provisions being exhausted. we killed one of the horses to eat anJ , . " The "Japanese, of Europe." Consul-General Guenther to the Depart 1 mentof Commerce. Of European - countriee Italy has, comparatively, made the greatest prog resa In tbe last -decade. Italian finances are now In a healthy "state end most of ths bonds of the government, of the railroads and. the municipalities, etc.. held abroad have been bought back or redeemed.. . , . Tbe savings of the Italian people show large gains; .manufacturing in- - dustries have Increased amaslngly. The abundant water power is beginning to be uaed for Industrial purposes, largely for the creation or electric energy. Within the last decade the exportation of manufactured goods haa advanced from-$31,400,000 to $t0,400,0oo. The ootton factorlee not only supply the home demand, but export heavily to the Levantln countries and to South America. Another cause of the betterment of Italy Is the accumulation , of property , by ths Itailan emigrants In the United States,' BrasH, Argentina and' other countries. Every year a large part of thefr earnings Is sent home to relatives and for Investment . One half of the Italian emigrants return to their native I cou n t rreXter.ihe jrhavO -saved -av com petencr Some economist's see In the Italians the Japaneee ot Europe. They ere constantly gaining . In ths trade with Turkey and ether . countriee ef the Levant and ther have strong aspira tions for gettlng colonlea in. Asia. Mlnof and Africa.' y c ,i i 1. ' f. m . - ........