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rv a .m 1 HERE haa been juat a little toe much hero-with-hls-hsnd on the - throttle tuff written About the railway looo- ' motive engineer. H haa been called ,. J ,th "aristocrat o labor,", which he r comta near to being, but he should pot be called It, and the clamour of romance haa been v thrown over hie work until he comes near to being aaonstant hero in the ejrea of the read ' Ing public. The writing men who have ridden ' with engineers on fast trains have done their ' work well, so now the people who rd news paper and magasinea know how the trusty engineer sit ever with his hand on the throt tle, his eyes glued on the track, alert, waU?h-. . ful, ready for instant and serious danger, . ready to tell bis nreioan to Jump; ready to abut off the steam; throw on the air, and stay by his angina through the crash and death of :a wreck. -.' ... ..- . , . ' It Is a pretty picture that the special writer , , builds out of words about the heroic engineer. ; It la too bad that It la pot true. But the fact ' Is the engineer " lumps."' Ha Jumps just as i quick,' fast, and far aa circumstances will permit, and if he does not do it hla comrades ' reckon him a fool. When you speak to old ; engine runners' about staying with the engine when a wreck oceuri you are greet-' . ed with hoots, ,' As one grluled fellow, who .has Tiad three or four engines under his, charge reduced to twisted Iron and steel, puts It: f The fnan who doesn't jump when he's got a show la a fool, and there aren't many fools in thla business." ; , . :,sy.7. j . -..,.. - .V.,:':,; Men of Sens and Family Jump. Considering the matter calmly, there U little reason and. little basis for the many Stories that have been circulated conoemlng engineers who had died in their cabs, pr who staid on their engines through wrecks and scaped with their lives, and tha romance that la In tha engineer's Ufa. The engineer Is generally a man of sense. Usually he Is a man of family, and tha family Is always de pendent upon his work for support. . v- He looks at tha matter In a sensible light. If ha eatj stay In tha cab long enough to ahut off the steam and put on the air (and In Jus tice to him it must be said that ha generally, does this) before be dumps be does so. But he .Jumps . every time unless tha accident comes too suddenly for him and leaves bin ao chanoe. lie la no hero glorying In the prospect of sticking to -the poet of duty and dying when he might escape. He is a 'first ' class, high type worklngman. and working men do not throw their Uvea away la useless -heroics. ' ' '.- .r-."." '.i ''..'-:- When 4be engineer la called a workingmaa, It describee him In Short. He is not an arts toerat of aa eJaka. ha hi a worker, and there T J Mi la little enough romance in hla eareer." He la paid lor running an engine over a' giveu number of milea of steel rails. ' Thla la the prime consideration with him. - Tha wrecks, ' u I the aocldeata, ths change of scenes and placea In 4 lh,t n experiences and sees, are only incl- mm dents, part of tha day' work, andtbere la If I nothing romantic about them to tha work- T m I'ng engineer. According to the men who rua III Jngines-and they surely should know-there , v aad Englnoar Earns Nothing. -rlla po particular Joy In the feel of a monster ,v . d,att ginmt can earn little to support yi I locomotive throbbing under one's bands after - Md attend to pie bringing np ot a family, aaft a man oaa oesn nwwna nie utuh npenano- moct engineers are family man. Therefore tug the throb tor a few years. There le noth- thty m Jump However It must not be eup Ing o antraneing U th vista ot country, pod that tha engineer goes to his work town, and city,' flying past one In the daily, work; and,- last or all llraalons to be ahat tered. there Is nothing particularly romantic or exhilarating In the constant proapect of serious danger. . There is even not hlhg excit ing In knowing that you may be killed around the next curve, after you. have ridden with the ettWioa on your ahouldera tor a while. "Tou get Into the cab and pull, to the B as eb al 1. P. B e"V ASEBaLL as a business la on Into which I would never advise a young man to go unless be can afford to from hie life career ana ue xnem in Mmnliitifir hla workllv education. . - -e 7hr " hX:.i":- Amarican v leagues are alluring to thousands of young men. skilled players at school, or an the nratriea. but I say to them, play the game for eport irybu must, but never enter It a 1a profeaelon.- ' 1 l -The average professional baseball players career as an earning player, commanding I big aalary. la less than three year. He tarta perhaps on the prairies and develop .lent. He then Join a eeml-profosalonal I w,.. mnA iwimmindi nerhana to a game, or Kto am nor league drawing perhaps $125 . .w - mnnh l twa vearaha 1 a month for Ave months. In two years he may become a etar in hla league and get Into the National or American. His salary at the atart will not be er i,ow a year-in spite ot the. figures given out by magnates. : Small Chw.no bl Sucooaw. At that time he hss been playing ball steadily four, years and earned ia,M-nn average ot $681 a year, and this caicuiaiea on the baals of one year In a major league. ; Th chances ars aU agalnat hla " making good " ths first year In ths big league, for not one In thirty whd are tried out during the spring training trips of ths big clubs . holds his place on July 1. He goes, back to the minors or another tear, perhaps getting r i mn to 11.200 a year aa a star, and trlea s again the next year. or. more probably,, never Is heard, ot again.--. ' '' i After a man la tried, accepted, and given a regular place on a major league , team he does not average three years before he Is. sent back to the minors ss a back number. He may,: It a wonder, command a aalary of u 000 one or two years, but I will wager : that the average young man who starts out to make baaebail his profession does not,, average ao much during his baseball career , aa a well paid clerk in any dry goods store. , Th. Miieae man who, during his four years at soma big Inatltution. ha. developed won- J derful talent a K"VlZ blamed for trying the big leagues for a year or two. Ususlly bis parenta nave money ana he can afford tq Joee a short time In gather-. Ins experience and seeing the country. It he would better start at his Ufa work as soon as he ge his degree. It he does not, he may play baaebail fire, perhaps ten years longer and then begin at "the bottom of tha ladder, unskilled In any special line., and look for a poaltlon which j,ay utfBmeD salary V--;'..'; " . "' ' ,. ;,. , ; Loarn Eitravag.nt Habits. ' - The worst fault of the baaebail bualntu ' ' t that it teaches young men the habit of extravagance and high living. Naturally the Mayers on each-great team are landed as ' heroea by their admirers; the newspapers are full of accounts of thttr doings; they meet 'hundreds of " good fellows "who want them 'By J. Elo'vvard. and of your run, , that's all there la to It,"' said an engineer who laat week scraped away three cars and a caboose of a local freight which had neglected to drag Us full length on to the siding. " If you get into the ditch you don't get there, tbat'a ait. . Worry about getting wrecked? Never think Of it O, yes, there's danger, all right, but ; Dot if you jump qutok enough Aa to the ro mance ot tha business, you'll have to see . some one who knows more about that than ' I do. I only run an engine." , '""-"'V-yT' '..'; J W Jumpwdr ThatWas Atl." v The wreak la whicb this man was, con cerned waaone of the peculiar accidents tfiat . happen in railroading, and which prevent the life from becoming monotonous at least. The ' west bound freight. In going on to a aiding , which was "rua at a slightly down grade, . , " buckled up " In the center. One car left the . . trucka, and in some mysterious fashion, at the sudden stopping of tho angina, snapped ' up Into the air agalnat the forward car. This , prematura atop left tho eabooae and three ; cars projecting slightly over the right of way of a faat stock train cast bound. . It was a scraping blow, tha worst kind In railroading, ' that the engine of -the stock train struck, and locomotive, tender, and. fourteen stock ' cars want rambling off into tha neighboring - ; fields. But tho engineer and firemen were picking tha gravel out ot their eyes en the ..'-'safe side of tha track. - . ; , We jumped, that's all," said tho engineer, getting ready to take the'same train out ' again. .:': " Would you have iumnod If tom had had a passenger train behind your waa asked Mm., f . ';.;..-'.';..' ' " Tee, sir, was the emphatlo reply.' Tou : bet. I shut eft tho steam and got tha air on. , A man waa ot no use In the oab after that ? ' " Would yon have Jumped if you hadn't the time to get tho ateam ahut off and the air on, ' with passenger coaches behind youT" . , ; Generta.IIy Have Tim to Jump. . The engineer' squirmed. " We .generally ; have tha time." be eald, and beyond that thera waa no questloplng. 80 it would seem that there la a suggestion of heroism Inthls man'a professional retlcenca, , -f-But other locomotive engineer are not ao ; averse to speaking out on this subject.; Thera ' Is the inevitable preface of; "I've always had time to alow her up, so far," but there la also often the flat statement that no man In tho cab will give up his own life that thooe behind him may rive. All ot them avow that they pray that they'll have enough time. If it cornea that they, art to bo wrecked, but If. they do not have time they will Jump first. - Knglneera have Jumped without shutting , her off and throwing on tho air, and the peo pie behind them have lived." la a doctrine with, many old engine ce. " Besides, thera are the wife and family ytith this resolve firmly fixed la Ala mind. The ' chances are that ha never thinks of " ti-e possibility of a wrecfc If he does It la probably only because he haa been to one recently and the experience haa borne hard upon him usually In the way of lost time or mileage.. When the time cornea for him to , decide upon a oouree ot oonduct for a few strenuous aeconda he acta nearly snbcoo- 1 ay e By James to drink, smoke, or carouse with thetnT.hey ports" of , wealth. ap4jaytiTto Imitate theee " aporu." They spend their OUmonda, an usuaUy when they are suddenly confronted with a ten days' notion of release the diamonds are about ail that . they have left to snow for tha earnings of " year. .The old. timers were more reckless la this regard than the new generation ot bau players, but there are enough young-" sters now wasting money. ' A To me It Is a aad commentary on the game ,' to see the great Mars of ether days tolling aa day laborers. .The greatest pitcher of them ' U Is digging ditches In Indianapolis; per- know. ? week. ' I have Seen him spend 300 In One - night. I find them In cheap saloons, on po lice forces, In city jobs, but few In any estab lished business and still fewer accumulating ' wealth. They wasted their years of time on the ball fieid and wasted tha money that they ' earned. . , . . ; ':; i. ;, ;v v .;V.-;r: y Taw Realat TamptsxHona, '.. U: ' .Thera Is opportunity, I admit, for a young plsyer who will work, hard and save his money, and devote himself entirely to hie ; business, to lay up enough to start him In , some small, respectable buslnesa when hla .arm gives out, or his muscles stiffen up. 'But the temptations that, are thrown In the way of a bail player are extremely liable to hake blm In hla purpoaes of saving. I have , known only one ball player who consistently , followed thla plan, and he was bitterly dis liked by hla fellows. He now owns one of the best grocery buslnesaes In New England. He went Into the business to use his talents, and get money enough to start bis business and -he stuck to It and succeeded.. : : ' '". ' One of the best known- pitchers In the ; United States was In the game eight years , ago. Unable 16 stand" the" temptations he went to pieces, and was relegated to the minor .leagues. .He went downward again and dropped' out Of the minora. He went home, cured a position In an express office week. He steadied down and was In- flit a week.- He pitched on Bun- days and holidays.. A manager saw him and realised that he was himself again. He was offered $3,600 to pitch the next season Hia- wife pleaded with bjm to refuse and kefi out of ths bualnesa. He reentered the busi ness, vowing that he. would make It pay back what he had lost e,nd that ha would behave ' himself. Thus far he has done fairly well, although not so well a be pledged himself to do.;,,, ,v : ; . ):- .F,'V; V.-: ;;-.'',''.- ".."' :mr:k9 : '; v, . !'J Suddan End to Lofty Draama. ' At ths end of a baseball career the player Is usually left stranded in tha bualneas world. He gains a false Idea of hla own Importance from the cheera of the crowd and the crowd f orgeta him almost soon aa he geta out of hla uniform. He dependa upon aome of hla powerful " friends ? to get htm a position sclovsir. but the point is that he does act and in the way before mentioned. -. While the element ot danger In the work may bring a tinge of romance to It thla sooa ' wears off- It Is the day" a work, and While ' it la leaa monotonous than many a worker" a round of dally labor. It la still "working for wages." There are regular hours to be worked, moat of them on tha run. and the average engineer la usually glad when " the' whistle blows." Perhaps he works a little ' longer hours than the average worker and ' he makes a little more money. But. he le pot a figure in the mldat ot romance. - - . . . ;.;'..'',. ,-:-.i' :; Nothing Irr "Strtalnod Egle Eye." He does not sit ' strained.' watching tha track with eagle aye."1 aa aome men would have the reading publlo believe. He watohea tha track, but he watches aa a pcaas feeder watches the sheets . that fly from his hand Into tha press. There la nothing strained In the watching, nothing to suggest that a mo .ment'a relaxation may.cauae catastrophe. He knows the track; there are so many sloi places, so many stretches where be can " bit It up." He runs accordingly, and goes from one end ot hla run to tha other, unites -the untoward flgurea. ' The . " engineer! ' magto. which somehow manages to make the ' , wheels stick to the ralla," exists only Jn tha , Imagination of the man who wrote It. Every engine haa ita eeeeAtricIUos, and the en-"; glneer knowa how to humor them by run ning faat or alow. That Is all. . That the track before a rushing locomotive is not always under the scrutiny of a pair of harp eyea Is shown by-a wreck which hap-, pened soma time age 1 wsaterff Kansas, and which' helped to further spread the hero-at- ; hls-post sort of stories relaUve to engineers. . Haroaw Mevda by CaraleMnaaa. - A thin 3 year old ateer wandered eare Jeaaly In front of a faat mall. It waa In bread, daylight. In tha open country, but the en ..' glneer and fireman both had their eyea off tha track for a moment.. A tough ateer earcaaa 1 make excellent material for throwing a fast .train eft the track. . Before the men In the ' cab ever saw the cause oC the trouble their . engine waa headed down the bank, towards ' the wire fencea along the right of way. . Neither of theae men jumped. Here are the reasons: . The fireman waa stooping over to --throw coal Into tho firebox when the wheels left the track. The ahock threw him head first against the cab side, laying open hla head and skinning hla face. The engineer. t waa up on Ms eat, lags crossed, lever at bis ' side, penned in aa completely aa If abarri- cade bad been built around him. Afterwarda , he admitted that he could not have got out If he had tried. He eat right there at the throttle, the noble fellow, while hla engine ; went down the bank and lay on Ita aide.. ' When the passengers rushed forth ho was ' . sitting right there at tho window, with hla wad of " floe out " In Ita proper place. The fireman ' waa also jn the cab, a properly wounded hero. . The engineer got f200 out of the puree that waa made up and the flre : man got $90. but both of them also got the -reputation among their fellow workmen of " being mighty careleaa," . ' ; , The "trained watching." which la popu . larly supposed to bring faat engineers toawr t iwrjl must aise Day labeled a. fallacy. ; The writer enca rode la-Y .ir.r.. ZT- , IT P J, : . 5? Ch? "t- " lnat no would tee the faat eoglnser of the Action Wt"lL.tK bet. Jl dld- Bnt " w r- not what he expected. The rua to the north, 1 wa made la daylight, and In many stretches the miles raa backward at the rata of oaa a minute. The engineer did not. alt and V en E; R:yah; when he geta through. The end usually comes with startling suddenneTha. friends that be relied upon are not ao friendly to a back number aa to a brilliant player. He drifts to the minors, drops out of sight. and seldom rises again. ..'.-. There are brilliant exceptions to this rule but moat of these exceptions are men who uit baseball while still " good " and seised other bualnass chances. A. O. Spalding made an Immense fortune out of the business, quitting playing to become a club owner and manufacturer ot at h let to goods.- Harry Wright died poor. Uncle Nick " Young la toiling away In a department at Washington. Artie Irwin Is hustling . promoting: shows. Amos Rusle Is Xv ' K :: " ! ' ' , - : Picks By Ba.rl I N the great mining regions of the Rocky and Sierra Nevada mouotalne there la a field for ambitious young men, no mat ter how boundless that ambition may be. v i Here and there, scattered over untold , thousands of acres, lie possibilities of for tunes as generous as any ever, dug from earth, and the only qualifications necessary to win some share of this wealth ot nature's storehouse are ambition, energy, and a fair tats of bodily health. ,' : : "' ',:; ' In no other occupation known to the writer! re there' such opportunities for a man equipped simply with hla oitlsenahlp and a "grub stake" to compete In the race for honestwaalih. - In no other occupation, per hape, car. a man so quickly lay the founda tion for a fortune with the labor of bis banda A few Instances may serve to Illustrate this point! ; The writer saw W.' 0. Btratton. the carpenter, some years ago .working at hla bench In Colorado Springs, earning the money with Which to pursue his hobby that of prospecting for the precious metal. i-ater . . , , , . . .. a rmm biiu in cripple um, vim IM IMt' pendenc. had yWMefl up to h.m Its golden 1.WLTZZm .7 1 " .' V.aat Area Still Vntouohad. ' Charles D. Lane, that Intrepid gold huivte'r ef Alaska, whose fortune now ranges some where up In seven flgurea, only a few years ago was working by the day In California, at a time of life when most men begin making ' arrangements to retire. .. Pedro Alvarado, : the multi-millionaire of Parrai, Mexico, roes . to the heights of fortune from an obscure ;.' walk of Ufa. ' ;.. - : , " . j . To those who have not traveled the mining '. regions of the west. It may be of interest to know that there are vast unprotected areas of mineral beartpg territory in Idaho, Hon. , tana, Utah, Nevada, and Ariaona, to ssy r t-.:4 'x Wsll Mr : JkM ATI Mch tenaely." He turned In his seat 00 eaalonaUy and .even chattad a little,. and" never waa there the suggestion of a strain in his expression. ' Down a WUconsin grade ten milea long ha i.t her out." Hera the wHmi atn.n. earned to be. running on air, so great waa the speed, but during this run the engineer had time to ask two trivial questions regard- digging ditches. Jocko Menefee owns factories and land, but. he entered the business early and worked It up while still playing basebait. i Ihere-ar4housaudgtf Am Wean boys who this spring are playing the greatestgame ' on earth on Iota, commons, or in parks whose , great ambition la to break Into the profes sional baseball field. The beat advice their fathers or friends can give thera Is to stay . out of K and they can base their advice both on Unsocial and moral grounds. , As a wide - general principle no American boy oan af ford to throw away any time between 20 and . 29 years of age during which time he should be getting a foothold and a fair start in some permanent business. . Baaebail Is not a per- , maneht business. Look In the newspapers and you will see that a baseball player S3 ' years of age la considered an old man. of Miners. C. Dart. nothing of some portions of Colorado, Call foraia, and Oregon, that have been run over , In a ; superficial way. but not thoroughly prospected. . ' . . J.'; .,:., . It seems to be a law ot the economic distrl- , button of mineral wealth that one generation of men cannot find It all. and each succeeding ' one has Its share of the opportunities. ; ' There are thousands of acres of mineral land In these new western states where the. prospector may set his stake upon a dlaoovery , and obtain government title to It by simply complying with the mining. reguiaUonl!; which? briefly.' ars tbs erecting of corner monument ef reck or posts to designate the era of the claim, the digging ot a ten foot ', at- the discovery point, and recording corners hole same with the district recorder within ninety days from the posting of discovery notice. Luck of Tondarfooi Provarbial. Experience In prospecting for the precious met s la . does not count for so much ar ii - . .. . ,. . ... HUfl lU.OUU.UlHr4Uf.H p, . K.t ih. "tenderfoot" lucu RlfiLZSZlS envyA Tha tenderfoot will looa tor minwai ' i In places where the solona of mining would not deign to look, and. henoe, often makes' " valuable discoveries In places where selentlflo men say Its occurrence Is a geologloal Im possibility. k - . -. '.'".-r- '-;.) In the development of mines and treatment of ores,' however, experience and. skill are prlme requisites, and In tew lines of human endeavor are skin and knowledge so smply rewarded as In the metallurgical field. . " , With few exceptions the lot of the average mine worker is better than that ot the aver age, skilled mechanic elsewhere, so If -the prospector needs more money with which to prosecute, his research In tha hills, he has but to go to, some mine and work a few months, when he Is In possession ot the funds -AaJaV-'W f-I-lii J I ,to try his luck again. . . . .' , i - '. Ing the price of farms In another part of. the atate. When the grade ran Into the level h looked Inquiringly at his fireman. ' the roundhouse, then one aa wiper and hoa " Eight."-said he wltb his watch In hla tier, three aa a fireman, then the awttoh hand. The ten milea had been run in eight minutes, yet it waa rmnoaslble to conjure the commonplace worker on the seat Into a romantic hero of any sort. He was simply wage earner, and circumstances only ad made ntm a railroad man. ne.aamuieQ . that he would do hla beat to jump If trouble . loomed, up before him, 'but he would try to but her off " first. He also intimated tha t Many Chances to Writers By Clarence Vredenburg.' M ANT a 'writer And to hla sorrow that strictly . literary positions are rare and that, no matter bow un congenial It may be to hla finely wMiirtt l.i.i n.p.m.iil m muit eorn, -,oUn,,r practical and seek work in that of the ennweu; neM where hla .kin,i.. -m . .. hm the highest rewards.. 'As he easts about be notes how utterly unappreclatlve business men are of the capabilities ot the expert ' litterateur. . and, though he may point to years ot training with newspapera, maga sines, and . publishing houses, he realises ' that like experience as a bookkeeper or a credit man would get bim a better hearing. Still, thera are business pursuits In which ths literary man can qualify with a ven--geance and In. which hla peculiar abilities are calculated to succeed more effectually , than- any mere 'experience that Is purely . commercial, v ' ' Sometimes,' ths applicant for a job Is able to effect a compromise and get work on the staff of a trade -paper. In as far as things literary are concerned, he usually gets ths worst of the deal, because the average bust-' ness journal Is a mass of glaring advertise ments,! salted and peppered by editorial eulogies, ot the advertisers.' However, he con"'""'" ""o""1 sensimnuen witn tns wcl xn" "ow l . J PJ:, " B1PS?? . fpslr or w -a o paste, ? wh4t h htM WrUUn Wrtl Xyv? 0 V" - C.tDoe Well aa S Secretary. . The opportunity to eompromiaa on trade . paper work sometimes disappoints the writer, and he falls farther from grace and ofneces- mnr micra Business,' xiis snowieoge oi aie- biography and of the English language helps "-ju uiiiurniiTOr-Tm retary, and be undertakes to handle.the or- v reapondencs of some prominent man. From a financial standpoint a tactful man. . . can make a stepping stone to advancement ot a private secretaryship; because he be-" comes the ahadow of hla employer, the con , fldant upon whom devolves trust and respon sibility. He develops a sort of Indispensable fund ef knowledge. Typewriting may bore him. but he will remember that Onoto Waun- spent four years at it In a Chicago de- i pertinent store-while she waa making her debut aa a writer of Japanese stories. -, Closely related to the work of the private secretary la that of the man who recently ; came Into business life and vto is known aa . the-norrespondent. It Is Vi r -rl'sular v - t to handle the mall of ftnr-s liin! correspondence buslneit. I it and mall, order eoncfr- if ench a man tod t he would like to quit working on the road. ."First, there was a year aa call boy angina, and Anally thla big compound. want to get out ot It now just as soon aa 1 can, but there' more before . " Then what - Then the your railroading don't think JiiheJIfe oft be railroader. forceful, tact tut letters, that will " get ths .business." He Is expected to 'doths his thought In fluent English and to make hla statements with authority. ' . The mall order correspondent sometimes becomes a writer and compiler of booklets, . catalogues, sad prospectuses. Such compi- ., latlons usually require the technical knowl edge the writer baa absorbed in bts corre- - spondence experience and are designed to set forth In striking style the were, the history, and ths things of Interest connected with his house aad to Include special deaciip . live, matter that will engage the attention of prospective purchasers. Patent medicine ' houses mska a feature of this method of se ! curing publicity for their drugs and many .wholesale firms follow suit tn advertising merchandise. ' ."-"' v-'t- '"';'''.''.','.;' v--.:.'';,. ' " Advartlsing Good Flald. '- Ths catalogues ot rich corporations are got up In exclusive taste and require care ful treatment by first class editors. Msnr ' railroad guides contain descriptive matter which la written in excellent English and ' which explains Interesting conditions In cer tain cities and states. Ths Innovations In commercial advertising are opening a wide ; field to "the descriptive writer, and tha ex Igencles In his work ars equal to his genius. ' - The foregoing teads logically into ths do main or advertising. Thera was a time when , , this waa a field for ths Immature or the cast off writer. Now It la a dlatlnot tine of work, , grown so complicated and selentlflo that ths writer, uninitiated In Ita watam n ft- nlcalltleSk Jnust besln at th KnttAm rt ladder and serve an apDrentlceahln. Iln. ever, there ere branches wherein bs can adapt himself quickly and w6rk Into the groove ana aally routine, , , Advertising demands a knowledge ef Eng. mi awn sense or The striking. A writer of great ability may feel that he 4 wasting hie time In such work, but he will do well to remember that It la a txrtini,t and -well in point that aome department atoree pay their employes for the discovery or an error In ins Kngiisn er their adver- tlsements. , Miscellaneous endeavor Is the lot of the writer, who goes sstrsy In trying to find . work suited to-hla' taste. He may collect data or statistics In the libraries for seme .commercial house. He msy write original Inscriptions in veree and proee for ear--. decorative plaques, sJ tv ?" i. ertlils ten "er ver i r It, r i rn f '1 1 't ' t f ' t:. i J f 11 have to be a couple ot yean f ' rt I can do IL" . ..... - v, : , little farm for me; no more of I in mine..' No, no, sir. v- I'll miss the ' romance ' that's x : t -ew-ir ' eld Of f ersf J 41" ' )