Honday. MArxii is, i::3. ' t :-- -. i, ' '. i - ' 1 ? V. THE OR EGO N DA I L Y JO URN A L k ' AM ' IlinttPRNnRMT M irurs didid 'i 'C . JACKSON r : - r Published every evening- (except Sunday ) and every Sunday x morning- at -V .- v 4 treats, Portland, Oregon. 7 RESPONSIBILITY IN THE LAND FRAUD " :; -y vf PROSECUTIONS. A '.$, A CCORDIKG to our Washington correspondent the - JLV president has demanded that the secretary of the r interior and the attorney general must make good i ,'in their case against the Oregon men charged with land fraud, otherwise he will hold them "" Bible.- Thi should follow as a matter of course.: The resources of the government have been placed at their ; command and back of them has stood thi president him self with all the moral support he could give.. That un der the -circumstances he should demand results at the forthcoming trials .is in.no way surprising; it would oc 'casion much more surprise if he did not- In the investi ".' gatiojW the small fry have simply been incidents in the .progress; what was aimed at . were the big vfish who '. ...".....ll.. - - 1Uinr thi II, ,1- l,11r,iva in the lurch trt - UHU.ilJ V..V.L( I.. A f ... - - V : near vne orunt 01 tneir misaoings, 7? There has Tbeen i rid lack of courage government officials in charge of - they have stopped short at no point where the mvesti ; 'nations logically led and they have attempts to shield no' man no matter how high placed. But-this alone is - .not' enough. Not only, the president, but the public must be furnished the justification for the steps that have teen taken. This is now the work before the prosecu tor. Thev no doubt fullv realize the Gravity of what is before them and it may be said in their behalf that they' " have -succeeded so far in unearthing a mass of crooked .dealings that has scarcely been suspected by the general 'public The date of the triads is approaching; it is in jibe court room that the final test must be applied.-:: It' is not likely that the government has shown it full hand In any direction and It is more than probable that there ere, still revelations' to comer But these must be waited kor until the trials come. Meantime the public desires to no innocent man convicted, but on the other hand it desires to see no guilty man escape. -So that after all it may be said if there, are responsibilities on the shoul ders of the government there is still some weight rest ing upon the shoulders of those who are now in the toils f the government's agents. ; -7, :'u 47 ., . - .v.' 1 NOW FOR UP-RIVER TRANSPORTATION. kHE PORTAGE ROAD will coon ness and it behooves the oarticularlv benefited bv it to .'river transportation above Celilo or offer such induce: .'ments to those engaged in it that they will furnish it. The state-is doing its part; it will provide all the relief that was promised in independent transportation facili ties from Celilo falls to the Big Eddy. Below that point the question of river transportation will present no ob stacles. ; It is the problem of river transportation above the fall which- now- confronts the peopled and it is with this that they , should immediately grapple. That the JWsiness will pay there-fs-not'the" least doubt.': From ftJmatilra' to Celilo, a distance of 87 miles, there will be enough traffic to keep several boats busy. The natural . transportation route for a large part , on the Washington side is the river, communication this traffic would be Oregon side besides wool, grain there will be merchandise of all kinds to transport An examination of the railroad tariffs east of Celilo will furnish convincing proof of the profit in the business even at , greatly reduced rates. .. . " . - ; . .. ; j '. FromvCelilo to Lewis ton is about27S miles. The country, tributary to the Snake could furnish enough traf fic to swamp a big fleet of steamers. The problem is therefore now in the hands of the producers to get low -rates if . they Visit-them. -The " portage railway will be able to handle a large volume of freight from the start and from its western terminal there will be no lack -of transportation facilities. Associations of shippers should -at once 'be organized, committees appointed to see the transportation people and no effort should be spared1 to get the boats on the river this summer. The Open River association, which has already shown its capacity for do ing things, will doubtless dp everything in its power to aid .this movement, but it should have hearty co-operation from Lewiston to the sea to crown the movement with complete success. The time to start the work is now. The work on the portage road has convinced the people that those -who help themselves are best served. That lesson should be taken to heart and nothing left undone to effectually supplement the work that has already been -done and thus make of the whole movement the complete success that was originally predicted for it. . THE NEXT. .ANNIVERSARY 'E ARE SO BUSY about our open, that we have no time nor "is there occa sion yet to think much about the next anni versary exposition, yet for. it we should feel a very kindly sympathy-and a cordial good -will. It will be , hId two years hence near Jamestown, Vs., the first permanent settlement of that colony. While we are celebrating only the one hundredth anniversary .of the discovery, in one sense, of the Oregon country, James- " town and Virginia will celebrate the three hundredth anniversary of their birth. ' .' In 1607, two years before Henry Hudson discovered Manhattan island, crowded now with a portion of Amer ica's metropolis. Captain John Smith and his little band of adventurers planted corn on a bank of the James river, and erected a stockade to defend the future settlement "and city.' .The island on which John , Smith1 made his first settlement has been mostly washed away and but one family resides on it though the ruins of the church in which he is reputed to have worshipped are to be seen, zsiiori BAB TBvamT. 7 Victor Bnilth, in NewTork Pri. i k Tweijty years ago I iipent several hours one day with JXhnmna A. Edison in the? original office of his company, financiered tr Mr. Johnson, at Fifth venue snd Thirteenth streets . lie was Juwt then beginning to reap some of the rewards of his genius, for practical m-n had taken him up. His desfnens was painful to those who conversed with him. He listened through sn spparstus Of his own Invention, small metal box bout by IH by H Inches, perfo rated on one side with. quarter-Inch holes .and having at one , end a '.tub which - oould be inserted Into the ear. This queer contraption he held so close that the perforations faced the spesker. 1 never learned whst the rontenta of the pox were. If memory is not at frfiHthfc Inventor applied the Instrument to -the right eer. 'xMeaaeaes la s Meteorite. - 'in a mess of meteoric, stone Professor Moiasan. the eelebrated French physicist, has discovered a number of diamonds of mlerosonpM dimensions, but of regular worm ana perien waics - . -PUBLISHED BY JOURNAL PUBLISHING CO. OFFICIAL PAPER OF THE CITY OF PORTLAND and the exposition river on Hampton priated $.200,000 government will personally respon ours.' But as a at Plymouth, the , It is doubtful if region of "America between Richmond -- - - - . .-j mansions are still , on . the part of the these "investigations; this ancieht town .7 - ( '' v.-v. b ready for busi people who will be provide means of While much of this state and 'of Klickitat county ernment the canal and with regular large- From the and other, products- EXPOSITION." own fair, soon to BATES BT AKZKICAir CAKTAX fWere there no United States, would English society he sol vent V. asks "Mar maduke" In the London, Graphic. That question has never yet been asked or examined. Several millions have been brought Into our society during the last 40 years by American heiresses, and an enormous sum "has been received In ex change for land, paintings, engravings, old furniture, works of art, Jewels, plate snd books, "Moreover. American capltsl has been Invested In this country mostly through the intervention of titled Eng lishmen, who, of course, have generally benefited by the transaction. " Probably one hundred millions have come to the west end through these vsrlous transac tions. Would the west snd havs been bankrupt had that suns not been procur able? - . - - -A-.- , ., I , Os tke Warpath. From the Indianapolis News. ''The fsct that the OsAge Indians hsve slso tsken the warpath - agalaattbe Htandard In Kansas gives additional evi dence of the strrnuouftness the scalp dance Is tsklng oh. Johndee may find thst hldness is sometimes a blessing,' aftr all. - - - . . ;( .. v "' 'f "V'-" :" - JNO. f. CARROLL '7 Th Journal Building, fifth - ... and Yamhill wQl be held near the mouth of the Roads, Virginia has already appro and other states and jpexbsps the federal participate. .1 - As our exposition will nof compare in- size and cost with the St. Louis and Chicago fairs, so the Jamestown exposition will probably, not be on so great a scale a great many eastern people will come here more-to see, our country than the fair, so will s great many western people go to Jamestown in 1907 to view one: of the birth places of the republic, if jmch an expression be allowable. For at Jamestown, as well as nation had a beginning. more history has been made in any than along the bank of the James and 'Hampton Roads. There the colonists', laid, at the usual cost,. the foundations, tnd there many colonial relics are to be seen, and colonial standing. .From Virginia came-some of the leaders and many of the soldiers of the revolution. And for tour years Virginia was ground between the northern and southern millstones. Not far distant from in American annals is -Appomattox, where one great general perforce gave up'the Lost Cause to the great, Captain of the north. , - r-- . , Jamestown i now but a small place and the James is the highway for comparatively few craft, but two years hence the scene will be changed for a time, for a great many Americans will flock thither, and thus will revive memories not of what they knew but 6f what in the his-totiev-and stories-they have read. - " T , REALIZING OH ITS ENTERPRISE. ' , IF THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE to warrant the -expenditure for the portage road it would be com- pletely justified - by the assurance which it gives that, the canal .between Celilo falls and the Big Eddy is now-assured arU in" such reasonable time as the work vigorously prosecuted ' can be completed. Chairman Burton has laid down the rule from which he will not vary, that the rivers and. harbors committee will not stand back of any project, unless it is national in its character like harbor work.-until the community bene-', fited has .shown its good" faith by its works.' His firm ness in upholding the rule is well illustrated by the case Of the Delaware rryer for whose improvement . an appropriation-was opposed, even though it was. demanded by the solid Pennsylvania delegation led by the sena tors and Mr. Dalzell, one of the Republican leaders -of the house, on the sole ground that the people of Phila delphia anlTTennsylvania must first show their good faith by pending-some of their own money to accom plish the purposes which they asked the federal gov ernment to shoulder single handed. ' credit " is due ""Congressman Williamson Congressman Jones of Washington for secur in if" th e a pproprii tlprLlwaichiinean-the-ultrfnate; completion' orthe enterprise at a' cost of $4,000,000 or more, the case which they had to present was made im pregnable by the money which the people of the state had so freely spent 4n securing free of cost to the gov right 01 way and in. spending the money to build a portage road to serve the purpose of temporary relief. ,'No state in the onion, with the possi ble exception of New"Ybrk, has done so much in pro portion to its- population to build, foster and maintain public enterprises. JNOt to speax 01 smauer projects, tne locks and canal at Oregon City, the work on the Wil lamette and lower Columbia," the right of way for the canal and the portage road, together represent a vast sum of money. Henceforth we are to reap the advantages of these expenditures, for our faith, having been shown, we are under every rule of equity entitled to the appro priations that are now to follow. ; RUSSIA WILL HAVE TO LEARN. RUSSIA will make no peace until she has won a great victory. Her "honor", is at stake. Better the death of hundreds of thousands of men and the woe of millions of women and children than sur render without saving honor by winning a victory. ' But how. win a victory? "Another army," answers Grand Duke Vladimir. But suppose while you are send ing another army the mikado sends one? It seems that he can so far send forth as many soldiers as the Rus sians can, and-he is not yet at the end of his re sources. Then they meet, and judging the future by the past, still another Russian army would be neces sary next year, perhaps this. t .But is it safe to -send out another army? " This is to be thought of. In hi vast domains the czar has soldiers enough for another army, and perhaps still another, but can they be spared? Are they not needed to keep down the roaring, raging flames of actual revolution at home? The Russian government must not only fight Japan but it is now practically at war with its own people. If the people everywhere are uprising or threatening to up rise, and when every city is thronged with soldiers to keep the peace, what 'would they do if the soldiers were withdrawn and sent far out of Russia? . The czar has promised some kind of a parliament, but his concession hits come too late. The people, if he continues the war and sends another army, will take not what he offers but what they want. And one thing they want, no doubt, is the radical, alteration if not the de struction of the Russian government. Or if most of them, do not yet think so far, there are many who do, and the people are quick to learn revolution. 1 The czar will propose no peace to Japan Ere long the Russian people will propose no terms of peace to him. Then will, such hell break, loose as has not been seen in eastern Europe since the times that Sinkiewicz tells of. " ' .' - BOOBOMT OV BBAT ABB XBAXTX. ' r From the Chicago Tribune, t The average humidity In artificially heated houses Is about 30 degrees, the average temperature 14 aegrees. It has been found by conclusive testa that a room with a humidity of SO degrees and a temperature of ti degrees seems warmer and mors comfortable than a room 71 degrees of heat and humidity of 20 degrees. Dr. Henry M. Smith says that If a room at S degrees Is not warm enough for any healthy persdn- It is be cause the humidity Is too low, and water should be evaporated to bring the moist ure up to the right degree. In other words, water inatead of eoal should be used to make rooms comfortsble when the temperature has reached St degrees. As wstey Is cheaper thsn coal, the rule should be a popular one. , Mere,' njnaae. From the Chicago News. ' Samson had been shorn of his hair by Delilah's shears. I'A royoir not. angry?" asked a friend." "Oh. It 7 might have ben worse, ! sponded the former strong man. ""(f Delllsh hsd been true to her eex she would have pulled it out Instead of cut ting It" Small Cbange BaaebaJl seaaon drawing near. ,1 "Violets, frh Oregon violet." What are the, sprlns; poets doing? . Could Japaa whip toe United States? Will you initiate, refsrend. or stand pair ,v . ; Oive us m good Multnomah county census. ,"-.-. Kuropatkla didn't understand military iu-,usvu, . -., , Rojastvensky may be safe if peace is maxi soon. . . j. ". .-. The log rollers don't like that darned rererendum. ' ' 8prinkllng wagons and ears ope rait or ne ealeiidar. v .. . Oklahoma, has a oonsolatlon doesn't have to keep dry. The expected March lion may- not be able to roar much. If Russia had a esar like Roosevelt, it would be dirierent. ' Notice ' ho w the number of strangers in town Is increasing? 1 ' j Still, a -great many men are striking in doing their work. . . 1- Japan wouldn't wait till ahe broke, as Russia, hoped. , Oyama wohl'd not give the Russians even a .Tie pass - home. ' , r Well bet that Kansas comes out on top in the end, somehow. The esar may have read that revolu tions always go forward. Now seme of the treats' lawyers wDl have to earn their salaries. . That the Jetty work ean go forward is one of Oregon's big ItOB blessings. A woman who can keep her tongue ean keep her money. Atlanta Journal. Know one? , ', v ' , , Easter falls on April . S3, which Is rlthih two days of the latest possible Are there to be three or more railroads to HUlsboro? Better get one running first, . ' " " I Salem Journal: The referendum wlH give irresponsible and Selfish officialism a hard Jolt. - .-. . The 61 th congress will have a great deal of unfinished business to do but probably won't, do it. -, ; What would a Russian ' constitution he good for? It would be liaa a lot of leaves sewed together lnjacyeLone Nevada is a wide-open state -for blera. Nevada is a good place for them, and they are good enough people for Ne vada, . , ; , ... - Tom Watson's magaslne ! even a big ger socoasa than Bryan's Commoner. Why don't Debs and Swallow start a paper or magazine?- . .. -1 1 - '-- Mr. Bryan approves and praises Sen ator La Follette, as well he may.. The two men are a good deal alike politi cally, notwithstanding one la called a Democrat and the other a Republican. I Oregon Si Jelignts Albany boys are going In swimming. Almond trees around Hubbard la full bloom. . - Many New berg people are Improving their property. - -Astoria has a-preacher who -lives on 113 a month. But hs may he . a good fisherman. ' Redland- correspondent -Oregon City Enterprise: A. Holllngsworth was nurs ing a bad hand, having run a silver in the same, . - The Springfield News says a painter and decorator of thst place la the most popular young man In town now, as all "The lady was in Paradise the other .day to view the new house. Paradise City correspondence of Aurora Borealis. An ticipating a paradise within Paradise. A Beaver Hilt, Coos county, man bor rowed f50 from another miner and then ran away to California with the letter's wife, who bed Just run a store bill against her husband, who mourns -the loss of the tss more than that of the woman. v.- k Oakland Owl: Southern Oregon Is full of astonishing facts, in agriculture as In other lines. Ripe blackberries in Febru ary; growing in the open air' without fear of other protection than the modera tion of nature are among the southern Oregon productions this year. Tillamook ! Herald: The - Portland Journal of the 3d has these three words in its small , change items that strikes this pencil pusher ss O. K. "Portland and Tillamorik." Thoae three .words mean a whole lot If we get a railroad. Who knows hut whst Tillamook will shine some day as One ef the foremost cities in Oregon? A Hood River man recalls te mind that IS years ago peach, pear, plum and cherry trees were In full bloom the first of April. That -was a big -fruit year, as this promises to be. As Mr. Henry ssys, if late frosts should destroy hslf the blossoms, there would still be plenty of fruit on the trees, which In this county always overyieid unless thinned. Speaking of Oregon's climate, Repre sentative Williamson said to The Dalles Chronicler' "Be contented with Oregon. Leaving Washington with its Ice end snow five days ago and emerging Into the beautiful sunlight at The Dalles this morning mads me erl like a horse thst has Men shut up in a dark stable and Is finally turned out Into a green pas ture." I . - s A Mefford man tells the Mall: s I look for a bumper crop In both fruit and cereals this yesr. If you will take a look, around over the valley and foot hills you will see thst every nook end corner on most of the farms Is being cultivated t his year. Land which has been allowed to lie untouched for several years Is m grain or prepared for other crop'. The acreage in cereal crops has doubled this year. - '- . , T Tic Man rrom Cripple Creek , J From the Washington Post.'; . "Don't ever say ahythiag to me again about the guileful west, said the Cripple-Creek znaiu- aa ha spitefully yanked a etiatr under him last night. "It's all fiction. No; take it away. Nothing wet for me for a wbUe. I've taken the veil., A man who has 'to have an E street barkeep explain to him. how he's been bunkoed by a couple of student looking guys is about due for softening of the brain and ought to look out tor ms neaitn. "I was flapping around today en the avenue, waiting for the parade. Some how my throat 'got dry Just about the time my legs got tired. So I squeezed through the swing door of a eosy look ing wickiup and anchored myself down next to. a long toddy. At the same ta ble were a couple of mild-mannered youths matching dollars as Innocent a looking pair as you ever -drew to. By and by one of them, who had won half a dosen times straight, said he'd buy something on 'that run ef lack and pounded the bell. When the coon came for the orders, that nice young fellow asked me to Join them In such a polite wsy that I woulua't have hurt their feelings by refusing. 'Course, after that we leu to chatting, and they told me ill about themselves;, how they hsd eome down to the inauguration . from some college or -other and were 1 seeing and learning Just lots of things. "Then yoe ought to have seen their eyes bug out when 1, told them I was foom Cripple. - They wanted to know if I d ever killed, anybody, and one of them becrea me to show him my gun. Their awe-struck admiration and their Innocent ' prattle with it all got me chesty, and I handed 'em out a bunch of large western lies that would make a Buffalo Bill dims, novel look like an angel Willie story In the Sunday school book v. - .. "Finally ths one who had been losing remarked to his friend that be ought to have a chance to get even. The fellow who had won cheerfully agreed, and then asked me if. I'd like to Join In whlllng away the time,- I finally con sented to stay with them. "WelL there were three of us, and ths younger one suggested that we each put up a dollar, and each turn up. a silver dollar, and- the 'odd masv take the pot. If two turned heads, say, and the third man turned odd.- that is, talia, he got ths money. Of course, if we all turned heads or all turned tails at' the name time -nobody got any action: but you can see that wouldn't occur once In 'a dosen or so times. We got to work and see-sawed along for a while, each of us first winning and then losing, and then winning may be again, though I do remember now never was ahead by a single bone. Then pretty soon luck got to running for me, changed, and run a little bit better then changed and run bad again, stsyed bad, and then changed and run worse. ' I heard people shouting outside and bands braying away, but I was too, mucnin tne noie to tnsi pree lous pslr of pin-feather squabs to no Sloe, a little thing, .like .making a presl- dent, to aay nothing about myHeeaingpv-" women.! pride, ... "Then my cash got lower and my luck got fiercer, end It wasn't long before the only valuable assets I had -Was a beer check on Murphy's place la Cripple and the key. to my room. ' "Then the pair of ponies got up. and after apologising profusely' because they, must be going wanted to see all they could, you khow, before the. night train quietly slid out into the beyond, leav ing me without the price of a drink. , "Then I commenced to come out of my trance. I began to see as through a glass of beer darkly, as the poet says, that the departure of those fledglings had bean remarkably coincident with ray ceasing to be worth while any longer, snd, shriveled up with thst knowledge, I started to fade through the door. . The barkeep beckoned to me, and I drifted over to him. .Have one on the house.' be said, as he deftly polished a glass, and I knew that he had read the secret longing of my soul. 1 "'From ths cotfntry, ehr he asked, as he mashed up the sugar. I admitted I was Just in off the ranch. - " 'I thought so,' he said. 1 started to pipe off that little game to you Just now when I seen you commence falling In; but my business Is selling whiskey, not teaching school, and them two kids has got to make their living somewhere since they broke up them pool rooms 'cross the river. Used to be cappers ever there, they did, and smooth onee, too. Tou farmers better be careful who you take up with 'round here these In auguration times. Have another, won't "And" then, while the great president tlal pageant streamed by outside, that barkeep unfolded a fatherly lecture on the dangers of a great elty and the local Industry of matching dollars. Unfolded It to me, mind you, for everybody waa out watching the parade, and the place was empty. , - - "Simple? and easy? that game was Just as simple and Just ss easy as I was. All those two merry young grafters had done was to turn up each opposite sides ef their dollars. - If one turned up tails the other - one would face up heads. 1 And where was I? I hsd to match one or the other, and my chance to be odd man and win was about as good as a blind eteer'e in a Mexican bull fight less. If It could be less., Of course, they hsd their little tlpe to each other how they'd turn; the crook of a finger Joint, the bat of an eye, or some thing equally inconspicuous and effec tive. Then, too, they'd doubled me up snd down at first, tolling me along until they had got a strangle on my wad got me pretty well loser then they cut me up between 'em fast. S "Go to the ball? No, thanks. I've lost Interest In meeting unknown folks from the fsr east; also confidence In myself. If I tried to cross ens street I know a baby carriage would run ever me. I'm going to bed and stay there until this inauguration deal goer tor the dlscsrd. Call me when it' safe to go out , by. myself," ... ; ' OAJstn to oowuMrTim, (, From the Philadelphia Inquirer. ' It Is encouraging to note thst the great amount of talk about aiding the consumptive poor promises to end In something definite. Chairman Plummer of the committee, on appropriations of the house has introduced st Harrlsburg a bill which provides for the construc tion of two state cam pa at a -cost of 1200,000 each, where the poor may be treated bv the modern methods. ' Usually hospitals are the most ex pensive of buildings to erect end main tain. Fortunately (because of the large number- of consumptives), ths modern treatment of the various forms of tuber culosis is Inexpensive, radical and suc cessful. It is easily summed up In "the simple life." Oxygen Is cheap, and Is about ths only remedy required. Milk and eggs form the chief diet , Houses are nevesssrlly Simple la RonatTuctiotti and espy te maintain. We have not the exact figures at hand, but H Is .certain that the cost of any one of the largo bospltals In this city would erect camps to care for 10 times as msny consump tive as patients 1n the city, while the cost of administration la not mors-than one nair. It Is a fortunate thing, now that we know that consumption, taken In Its early states, ean he cured by simple and inexpensive process, that we have In this state Ideal sites for camps where the maximum mwwf Mn. h -Moured for the least money. If there were 10.000 In nocent persons in this elty condemned to death on the gallows, enormous ef forts would be put forth to secure re prieves and pardons for them. Yet there are many more than 10,000 Inno cent persons in the elty who are cer tain te die of consumption unless they soon undergo treatment. , The audiences that came out to greet Ben Hendricks and Ills everlasting "Ole Olson", yesterday afternoon and evening were among the largest in ths history of the Empire theatre, while the advance sale for the week's engagement has been the largest of the present season. Tfiere could be no better testimonial to the pop. u laxity of the Swedlah comedian, and the cheere bestowed upon the immigrant's heroism yesterday showed that the play has. joat none of lta flavor. Hendricks sings several good songs this year, one. Memories -Of my Swedish " home, . is somewhat more ambitious than a dialect comedian usually attempts. The- company Is ' of average quality, good enough to support the star without detracting from his lustra. " - Yle Olson' remains all week, but gives up the theatre te- the Hibernians on Friday night, resuming ita engagement with tn Saturday matinee. ' , 1 J ' V , . jlsux ABX bTXOKBS. . From tke Wsshtngton Post. Socially. President Taylor greatly en- Joyed himself, and he used to take morn ing walks throusrh ths streets of Wash ington, wearing a high black suk net perched on the back of bis head, and a suit of black broadcloth much too large for nun, but made in obedience to nia orders, that he might be comfortable. Mrs. Taylor used to sit patiently ail day In her room plying her knitting, needles - and. occasionally, it Is said, smoking her pipe. Mrs. Taylor waa an excellent housekeeper, and the introduc tlon of gas Into the executive mansion, wUh new furniture and carpets, enabled ber to give It a more creditable appear. anoe. It was said that aba did ths Con ors of the establishment "with the art lessnesa of a rustle belle and the grace of a duchess." - General Taylor found It difficult to aocustom hlmselr to the etiquette and the restraint of his new position. One day when the bachelor ex-secretary ef state called with a number or rair rnn sylvanla friends to present them to the president General Taylor remarked: Ah. Mr. Buchanan, you always pick out "why. Mr. President" waa tne eouruy reply, "I know tbst your taste and mine agree In that respect" .',', "Tea, said General Tayior. -out 1 have been so long among Indians and Mexicans "that 1 hardly know bow to be have myself surrounded by so many -'--- From the Fremont Tribune. r The picturesque effort ef Kansas to throttle the Standard Oil monopoly is characterlstlo ' of the people ef that statei Kansas has always been en the firing" line. It was born in the 'travail of a border war and d 11 ring every mo ment since Ita birth. Its people have been ready to fight everything that has shown an ugly front The spirit of-the founders of the state la breathed by their sons and -their grandsons. V There Is no undertaking so big. no danger so great, no experiment so hasardous they have for a moment shrunk from them In the least The peoplel of Kanses are revolutionary in the I nature, and so they can't hfelp being so. The grange and the alliance found -firm footholds there and ran their full course. A state oil refinery was evolved almost to a day. The " plant has been commenced and in an Incredibly short time Kansas state refined petroleum will be en the market When there comes the possible excuse for It Kansas will be into socialism first and foremost. .. ...i. -i r . ; ,.i :. . , .. j ?. -. OZO.T Z3T TAYMmS ' From ths Washlntgon Post V Henry Clay reappeared at Washington as a senator from Kentucky, in Taylor's administration, snd occupied hie old Quarters at the National hotel, a large stockholder In which, Mr. Calvert ' of Maryland, waa ons of Clays many friends Although In " His -seventy-third yesr, Mr. Clay was apparently hale -and hearty, but showed his age. His head, bald on the top, waa fringed with long, iron gray hair, his cheeks were some what sunken, his Sose hsd a pinched look, but his wide mouth wss, as ' In years past wreathed In genial - smiles. Hs always wss dressed In black, and from a high black satin stock, which enveloped hie long neck, emerged a hug white shirt collar, which reached to his ears. He mingled In society generally, kissed the prettiest girls . wherever he went and particularly enjoyed a quiet game of cards In his room, with . a' glass of toddy made from Bourbon county Whisky. SB I BHD TOTB TBS. . From the London Family Herald. " A beautiful woman gave the following ad vies to a girl admirer: "Shield your nerves and don't let them become too sensitive. Msks yourself take life calm ly. If yeu lose a train don't pace the platform wildly, but rnaulre when the next comes In, and sit down calmly to wait for It That'a Just what most women don't do; they alt down, perhaps, but they tap the floor with their feet clinch and uncllnch their hands, and are apparently in a fever heat ef excitement over . the arrival of every . train that comes in, even though they have been assured that thelre is not due for an other half hour. - That half hour of waiting means to them a frightful wear and tear of nerves, and they are prac tically weeks older for it Try to culti vate calmness, but If you cannot do that all at ones you can keep your face Still." SXBOB XM TATXOBS ssAoa. "i- From the. Washington Post , President Tsylor's only message to congress wss transmitted on ths Monday following the organisation of the house, December 84, and the printed copies first distributed contained the sentence;. "We are at peace with all the nations of the world and ths - rest of mankind." - A revised edition was soon printed, in which the corrected - sentence reads: "We are at peace with all the nations ef the world, snd seek to maintain our Cherished relations or amity with them," The blunder caused much diversion among the Democrats, and greatly an noyed Colonel Bliss, Who, ss ths presi dent's private secretary, had superin tended the publlcaiion-of the message) , v 'TliePlay asasBBSsaBarasSBsasBBSBSi " . St ' -, 'r --rs Mr. Rafferfy I Fear on ' From the New York Son. Do you know the wan' thing that's worn wan poverty r saw Kaiferty. -s-aitn. i ao not," replied Madden., -U H-iDinir r.. .-....j ,: "No, 'tie. fear.".. i - .. V "Feari" exclaimed Madden. ; "Faith, fear-a not bad at all. it lasts only a wun Mine. a . f , "That's true for most men. said Raf. tarty, vum mere's -wan man In. the world "that would give a million 'dollars to be in your brogans.n t "Where is he? lie can have my shoes for a dollar and a half. Who Is he, any how?" ... - , "He's the Za-ar of all the Run alas. He's ef eared te eat or to dnk, to get out or to stay In 4he house, to lie Cown oaT to get up. Sleepln', or wakinY welkin' or ridin , the big gray fear ' death" is on him, till his heart gets to be as cold as an egg in an icebox, poor man." "Dear,, dear, now,- that'a ha-ard," said Madden, sympathetically. "And what's snore, he daren't drink A glass o' beer without havlA' a'moojlk drink halt ef It before he takes a taste." "I thought they drank whisky iq Rus sia," said Madden.. i : No, they have a liquor called vodka. A muxture Of carbolic acid, vinegar and Ubascw-saucef But the-Za-ar daren't drink it for fear that he'd be plsened." ' "i snouia think that vtsen - would be wasted in a mixture likt that," said Madden. - . "Aye, so you woold." replied Raffertr. with conviction. - "But what would you uuna 01 a man tnat 'ud come down to brakqulst' and find beslds his dish of. suppawn a letter written in blood, in Diooa, man, euin' mm a haythln blas- gard. an' warnln' him to say bis prayers, for they were shy of a Russian angel In heaven, and be was goln' up there In pieces without his eonslnt?" Well, I think I would rather die of that - fashionable - dls'aae plndvcutla." saia aaaaaen. ... -.. - "'TIS not about dyin I'm talkin but the fear o' death comln' -lna saycrat a niayoua way," said - Rafferty. "Well. I ain't afeerd o death." said Madden, valiantly. No, you are a brave man. bekase you think death Is far off. - But you were never slttln' on a powder keg and an other man. standln' at the bungbole wld a lighted match In his hand, an' you strapped to the keg, an a man makln' motions to light the podwer, an' Jerkin back the match before the powder waa lit an grinnln' at you. an' you wld the cowld sweat oomln out ef-your hands feet an' a man named Mlsther Nihilist wld a dlvil's grin on hia face. standln' by an tellln' you that your Uncle Sergua was blown through tha roof of a carriage, an' whin they picked hum up he filled two bushel baskets. " "That's the place the Za-ar Is todsy. Madden. And now" is it any - wonder that he'd like to be In your ould brogana? I ask you that. Thank the good God, men that you havs your beer without fear o' pisen. that you can walk along the. street and nlver a man will noticeVou, an' if you are - careful not to call an Irishman m- -- liar, vnu have a. daclnt chance- 0 dyin' in your bed.' m 1 . -- ,. w But what - are they persccutln' the poor man for. Rafferty?"- ns all a matter o ;kiiiics an wmp- pin women an' little children." replied Rafferty. - "Be careful not-to -clout- your wife or little 'children, Madden,' for if you do your soul will be 'required of you In In " - -'- .'.' - "Well. . wen, Karrerty, saia aaaaaen hastily, "you - needn't mlntlon the place. There's room there for -the both of us." March. 13. We had a fine day and a iouthwest wind. Mr. McKensie came to see us, as (did also many Indians, wlio are so anxious for battle axes that our smiths have "hot a moment's leisure. and procure us an -abundance, of corn. i ne river rose a- mue toasy, ana so continued. . ., TBB MZZADOf AST! OB TO SOYS. From the Graphic In view of the astounding progress of I Japan. It la interesting to recall the fot- riowlng rescript which waa issued- by the emperor to the Japanese schools some 14 years ago: "Be filial to your parents and affectionate to your broth ers; be loving friends; conduct your selves with modesty and be benevolent to alL Develop your Intellectual facul ties and perfect your moral powers by gaining knowledge and acquiring a pro fession. Promota publio interests snd advance publlo affairs. Ever respect the national constitution and obey-the lews -of the country, and In case of necessity courageously sacrifice yourselves to. the public good." Recent . events have proved that the. last Injunction at least was taken , to heart by the youth of Japan. ., , ; 1 SAW CUTSXAiriVS BIO o: From the Wsshlntgon Post . --While the people In the covered stand opposite the White House were waiting for the president to return from the capltol In 13, an open wagon piled high with a lot of shsbby trunks, crossed the avehue from the Arlington toward the mansion. , One of these wss marked in large white letters, "J. G," which. established their identity immediately, and moved the waiting crowd to Shouts of laughter.' If anything had been nec essary to read the Cleveland title -clear or to Increese the welcoming hilarity, it was certainly furnished by th enor mous arm-chair of bent wood, big enough for three ordinary . men., which aur mounted the load. It was the first of the thousands of contributions seat to this then popular president by-admirers and wouid-bs omoe noiaers, i ; tt Cleveland's ZBaaaewUoa Bxpensea, From the Washington Post It doesn't cost so much to be' Inaugu rated president when you are already In the White House as It does when you are on tne outside,, waiung to got In. When Mr. Cleveland came to Washing ton in 1883 he rented for , himself and party so extensive a suite tf private apartments that the check he drew for the payment thereof represented a -dally expenditure of HM. If he had kept-those apartments for one year at the same rate hie presidential salary -would not hsvs paid more than one third of the total amount. . '-' - - Bis aterd Of BuSTalo fa Oklahoma. . From the Kansas City Journal. Ranch 191 In-the Ponca reservation hss purchased from a half breed Indian at Missoula, Mont, a herd of S9 full-blood buffaloes and will maintain 1 them for breeding purposes. Probably the largest full-blood buffalo In the United States is new on the rsnch. It was purchased from "Pawnee Mill." and when m good - flesh last', summer weighed 1.700 peunda. - I Lewis anJ Clark ,1 t ' i