The Oregon daily journal. (Portland, Or.) 1902-1972, December 04, 1904, Image 30

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THE KID THAT GOULDN'T BE SHOOK.
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1. JACK HUGGARD See, Oliver, what I
have nere for you. A pair of false whiskers!
Put them on and go out Into the street and
frighten all the boys.
2. OLIVER Ha, ha! I know what to dol
111 play detective.
JACK HUGGARD (ailde) That will keep
him out of thla houae for the whole after
noon, you bet.
I: A certain houeewlfe posaeaaed a hen
1 1 which could lay eggs to beat the band.
, Being of a practical turn of mind, the
; woman put the hen on some new
I fang led poultry food, with the result ,f
X ! that oho got twice aa many eggs as J X
before. I
MORAL: Don't let well enough.
alone when you can do better.
3. JACK HUGGARD Yes, darling, now
that we have for once rid ourselves of that
boy
GERTRUDE Oh, Jack, you are a regu
lar general at waye and means.
4. JACK HUQOARD Let me aay to you,
sweetheart
OLIVER Ha, h-a-a-a-h! Foiled again)
None can escape when Old Sleuth, the De
tective, le on their track.
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FATHER Why, dldnt I tell you
yesterday not to play with the Jones
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JOHNNI An, i suppoae yer rer-
igot to.
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"Down Our Alley."
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I I never had a little calf saBil
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My Aunt Tum.nthP. rubber trw , tn ht untll , nlt , fl0t . dd.r tn,n Anhw.ldilinZ'!rJrr,t' ' ECONOMICAL. NOT MADE FOR THEM.
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Mist BUG oh, dean I feel so
bashful with that rubber plan stand
ing around!
BUGS It's mine I eaw It flrstl
bug You better stop I I just got
an swfuJ licking for eating thatl
FLY Hooray! Here's where I get
revenge 1
MISS FIREFLY Well, If ha Isn't
getting demoralized. I'll oat ha never
trima hla light, and our grocer says he
uses the cheapest bind of oil.
BUG I don't see any fun In alt.
ting In hammocks. Wo always fall
through.