Jfmtim&i The it teflon SECOND 8B PORTLAND. OREGON. SATURDAY EVENING; NOVEMBER 12, 1904 WILLIE WESTINGHOUSE'S AUTOMATIC HALF-BACK MAKES A TOUCHDOWN DearTommy : I was just ffnishing.an automatic football manikin for 2. He's left tackle on his college team, and wanted to try it. our Eleven to practice tackling, when Maudie's beau came in. So I wound up the manikin and set him loose. m 3. Reggie made a grand-stand tackle. i im : 4 But he didn't last a minute 5. fhe manikin wiped the floor up with him. 6. And made a touchdown in about three seconds. Say, Tommy,' you should have seen Reggie at the finish ! Yours truly, Willie. PRETENDING PERCY MIXES IN WITH A CRAP GAME AND TROUBLE Ou HAD TBI STOrtMBif ii II.-.,.. i ESa- H l o o ' j-. r