The Oregon daily journal. (Portland, Or.) 1902-1972, October 16, 1904, Comic Section, Image 25

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CHIMMIE FAD D EN
Account cf a Thrilling Bowery Melodrama
! Truflt Butter Revenge ."Witt a Moral ' ''1-'-J
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(Copyright 140 4, by W. Toewend.)
PAUL looks up from hit
Lbs '"one morning, and be
VMyg, "DO COUHtSW BeeOOBW
has nt her from de
Count, f mm." .
. "So eooor M7 Mlao FennlO. Tt
ww very noble of do Cout te give her
divorce wit only one settlement irw
her ne."
It'g ce result of oompetltion" aaya
tin PauL - TC Uhn being ter& Amor.
loan hilmiu de not twreaw oo foot W
forn noblemen. Is fool, ds Hook of
eligible noblemen InereasM tutor Just
when 4a stock of American bilrmn de-
rmw, and from hum oouooo Dad
times. Bometaina' should M dona about
It it ehouid bo planked la da at dish
Of national platform
- "Dew It montlca who Gountsw h)
to marry Matt" oaks Mlw Formic.
. "Not bom.'' Mrs Mr. Paul. "Dot tted
tidings wu printed la do folat dispatch
oat iM waa to get, nor oivoros. no
Cpe dot vivos as do nowi of do brwo
nd oot would watt for do eUvoree to
tell uo who do next happy maa le."
-Too, i remember," wye Funnle,
To countlw la to awrry Horry nest
Ho ww Number Two on nor llot boforo
aae got do Count but Charles, her Num
bor One. marrlod ataoa aba did. but
bwnt ot bio divorce jot Harry folat
married Oreoe, who la now Charley's
wife, and Oraoa give Harrr divorce oo
dot aha ooald land Charley boforo do
CouatoM M bor divorce. Do OoanteM
tHod to buiTr uo and oheek Oreoe, but
nor pa ww ehy wit do settlement tola
Tin Horn Trust had lust failed oo do
CouBtoaa hw to take Jiarry ant 11 Oraoa
releesw Charley. Sao won't havs to watt
low;, for Grew la soon to aserry Jock,
Who ww divorced loot wook; or abo may
tako Dick, whose dlverw la announeod
w a spring spenlng Jaat after Loot
pare la a eomptloatioa, dough Oraoa
hw alimony from Harry, which la rot
off If aha ntarrloa eftoaor dan oooo .In
two ywrs. and without bor alimony aho
ow't rattlu bor favorite dlvoroa lawyer,
ha hi quits provoked about It"
"If society ww fan proper,' wye
Mr. PauL -Oevornmwt would furaiah
dlvoroo lawyer free. . couplo mar
no to do City HaU and nt marrlod
x by Mayor MoClellea, who noror eke
' but a smite, but whoa divorce tlmo
1 oomoo uanjr a doaolvlnf woman hw to
r-J'' wait until oho oaa aavo up for lawyara'
-rfaoa by waartn bats ami atovos oror
Umo. Froa dlvoroa, aaya II No oisht
hour'domanda by do judaw to shut out
, ':? doaolvlnc oouplw who aa sot around
to do Court Houoo uatll do ovontnao, bo-
' t oaum of dair oddor ooolal oaswomonta."
i , . . "Paul, yoa aro abourdl ' says Miw
v Fannlo. ! 'a
"Womor says Mr. Paul "Horo am
I, froa, whlto and Si and aovor a dlvoroo
l',r,: to monamo. It hw boooma a numanoa
: , at do elub to havo to wniaia to do abap
4,- ploa: 1 don't know whoa our dlvoroa
. " - wUl tako pUoa. .Ma Mlanua aaan't sot do
: day yoW - '
. , ,; Llataa to mo: It divoreo at no oaoy
J w all dM it wouldn't make such a oorkor
of a ploy w me and Duohoaa wont to w
- Ir-4. 1 A. - IMI
ao bewa band oot is too alow for
Btao, because la dls plT. "Swift ami
west, or oo Trust Bwtors Revenno,"
dors wasn't a minute aomstlrir'f loro
waaat dotns. Nobody could tall. Ilka
Mr. Paul WW osyins. dot ao-ond-so
would atarrr uoh-and-aueb whoa Who
roll sot dtvoreed. Not muchl Dot's no
material for a rod-hot nation drama. Too
SAustfC know too muoh on do Bowery
what'B aoinaT to happen, or do amllary
wlU call for a aonpsnd-daos.
'Let mo tell you about it Do loaalnff
lady, Bvellne, ww a bllllonnlrO a dausb
tsr. X used to know her off do stare wbea
aho towed buna behind a qulck-luoeh
oounter. Ih do play aho ww all rlht
ho loves bor dad'a elolk, a doubls-ontry
blond aamod Willis, and would marrlod
him, only just don Count CadWW floats
over on a ton-dollar . atwraojo ticket
lookinp; for a mUlloa or two, ana ho
hoars dat Eveline hssat yet boon dts
oovered by do nobility. Ho aoos to dad
and ha wya, "How muohT
Pad wya dat Counts l ehoap, and
bo won't asperate from mora dan two
millifms, ano spot oaah, and ow whoa
do dlvoroo Is araated. Do eount goes
over da aituatton wit hta, oredltors, and
day admits dat day ww up against
fact not a fancy- Dad, wya day, ww
no farmer; Counts ww aheap, all right
far fair. Day aaya for him to nail da
offer and depend oa do anxiety of Eve
line ta aot her dlvoroa to make dad put
up two more million instead of one. Do
creditors says day would allow do Count
cigarette money out-of do folat million,
and 1 par oent of all poofcot money ha
touched Eveline for. .
Dat ww da foist dat In do Second
Evsllnd tells Willis dot he la da white
haired ladi aha le really strong for, but
ho must oxoum her for a year or two.
for aha had a date to marry a Count
and would, be absent until dad and do
lawyers fixed up de terms of dlvoroo.
But Wllllo seta up a scream: Tut
tut Eveline.- aaya he. "It s Willie now
or neverl Btfora yoa can get a divorce
I will have dueketa to corner all de
Counts coming or going. I know your
dad o gam, and can boat his trusts and
make a million out of each of 'am. Wit
a few millions to start wit, any honest
trust boo tea ought to make a comfort
i , ' ' donb wrr you," satb the count. ' ' 1 1 , .
DWARD W. TOWN5END
able pile, Bo mlne." says be,' -and ahako
Cadasua '
But BvallM WW rhoy. ' T0 1 took
like a roU who would try to butt into
society witout ma title clear t No. sir
rah I A title and a dlvoroo for mer
Bo day ww married. Only five or Six
froa Amerleaa women ww crushed to
deal trying- to got into do Cauntsso ear
ns go to aioai her rings w do happy pair,
aooompaalad by delr lawyers, drove irom
cfaeleh, - . (
s-Ita atrootr anosred Willie, do
elolk seeing dat da street ww blocked
to only half o mllo wit JefmrsontaJi
! e-ieiM.i.ie.oi'ex. . i n ..i. m . .,1,,. - V' s
-Bt HBAYBK, WILLIAM r BATS 1HE.
" ('': 3--- -s., .vokinoi-
aimplos. If a A fTOOtl .. Mow Id do up
do old auuL r-f,
Dat ww ho end of do aeeond aot
In do next WUllo oalld Information to
do street of do billionaire's craft and
by dat and oddor hard wotk be scrapes
togoddor a few millions, so ho oaa op
erate on his owa hook. Dea be makes
a fat killing out of do game of busting"
truato. He wnda for do count and aaya:
'How much la bid for a dlvoroo r
Do count at In tears of rago, for he
ean't aot a aont mora dan ww. de
posited by do old maa at da time of
do naerrlaco. Truo.'' says Willie, wit
horrid lausTb. "Too wouldn't not
oven dat If It wasn't up la your law
yer' e hands, for I've got da rest But
do not despair., mo dear oouati -oh.
do not deepalft 1 will give you two
mUliona aot to Jot Eveline aavo a dl
voroa." r -
"Good heavewr - erlod ft oouat
Dere aro tiaga I would not do not
oven for me orodltoro. Eveline - baa
el ready smashed swot Of do old family
ehlaa aver mo oonk, and I fear aha will
tote her hands to do kit ebon ware. I
havo stood all dat etiquette .rooulroa.
Can mo e rod I tore ask more? .
"Be ealzn." ears Willie. "Tour orod
ltoro oaa go shase dotreetvw; my two
mil 11 one aro for you. Too need not
live at homo, and can havo all do ehooo
Uta -caramels and absinths your hica
bora appetite demands.'
"Done wit your says be eount
Dob Willie anarrieo his typewriter.
buys ata ottormobiiw and a yacht,
goes to all do shows at Coney Island,
and oven don hw bales of boodle left
Ha ww a trust buster for fair, and
District Attorney Jerome eonldn't And
him whw do grand jury wanted ta and
out where be got It- " v
In do next aot Eveline nomas none,
at Is Interviewed by society report-
ers, and fetrw cut do propsrsst way
to drew front hair and salad. Don she
looks up Willie, and aho wya to him:
-Willie,' wys she, "all I need Is money
to got ma dlvoroo and dan I am yours."
Willie ho takes do center of do' stage
and all do luneilgat, and be wys. wya
hot "Woman I be says, "Woman, on
your Wayl . I havo married me type
writer and already she Is do tender of
do swiftest set of Boeky-Blufl-by-do-nana
Ton would not have me whoa 1
ww poor and honest: do you link I will
let you In now dat I am nelderT"
"By h seven, Wllllaml" wys aha dusk
ing Into do limelight and running her
Angora trough bar frisson. "By heaven,
bow provoktnsj If I oannot got a dl
voroo and marry you. at least give mo
a look-in on wwlt and prow actloas W
your typewriter." '
Per a minute It looked like Willie was
going- to give bar de Job. and ds gallery
get ready to trun benches and ting at
him. But just dsn Willie's wlfs sups
from behind .a aereen, where aho had
boon making gco-aoo eyes at a Wlno
agent fa s stago box. and aho wys,
"Quws again, countess. Willie hires
no typewriter, till 1 have looked bar
over aad drive aae oeweeaL , 1 do not
oOBaont 'to a moshanlosl blonds wit an
Bnalloh aooont a Italian title, a Japan
w noodle and a Preach frock. To do
forest for yoursl" Sho crowds bote
Willie and Eveline out of do corner and
do limelight and tho saltan falia wit da
ore nostra plsylng. "Derea only One ootl
Ib All Dla Wolld for Me," and da audi
ones yelling. Uko ooavonUoa votlng
for a suro looaa .
aay, ww dat a pur Whatl jl tsiu
do atory to Mr. PauL aad aaka him
what he taught of It
"Wen, Chamoo," bays ho "do Stage
Id a grand moral tsaober, but It don't
-BT BEATEN. HOW PBO-
scam to medat ds proper lcssoi
taught by do drama yoa wo wohV re
late. Wo must bo true to Mtura, -or
blow up trying to be. Willie, tt ombm
to ins, should havo took Eveline when
bcbooamo a billionaire. Don ho could
have want Into dinner wit his wife
ahead of dow laay ladles who havo
neglected delr opportunities and never
married oven a Blngle forn title. ,
"I believe ta reciprocity, and .'how
can wo 'olprooato do kindness of fora
counts who wed our fair daugntera hot
ter dan by taking dow golls, when day
taw solved dor sentences, -and plaos 'cm
at do head of de foist soicles of our
foist society r Wit do glamour of dl
voroa and nobility has sing over Bvellne,
and boodle and Indictments hanging
ever WlUle, what a social team day
would make! Toor playwright loot
good moral point wbsa ho did not naarry
veiine ana win is.
"But sir." I says, tlsy triad tt dat
way ow performance, and do gallery
tore out do bonchw and Is id do lsad
tea rnan up In a hospital for a weak."
Whlch shows," aaya Mr. Paul, "dat
do gallery cloaca its oyw to do area-1
row of ctvllisatloni dat day don't aw
dat do nag follows do marriage festiv
ities. I would explain furder to you.
Chamoo, but I must resume wotk on mo
groat book, which Is to show how we
can pay our national debt by makmaj a
aobiuty of our own." .
"How Is det oirr t wya, act' suite
cop ring his duds hwgwvdB-s,
"Easy," wys Mr. PauL Ceagrwa
erwtw w many Counts and dukes w
dere Is new fortunes mads, and auo
tlons off da new nobility to do highest
bidders. Do funds so acquired will not
only, as my book will show, pay do aa
tloeal dsbt, but reduce de tariff w much
dat a free Amerleaa oaa buy bla trous
ers abroad without being fined or wnt
ta Jail by do customs officers." '
"I. object!" wys Whiskers, who heard
Mr. Paul aay dat, "Protaotloa Id as-
ii t it H
orea. . - .
"flurnr says Mr. PauL -My plan
protects do buysr instead of ho sellers.'
"FudaTci nays waiwsrs.
the National Magaalno. -
Tho Incident happwai M I ww being
driven to tho station, and tt arose from
my admlrattea of the pubUc library Ben-
ator Hoar had pointed out toons. -
' The only Umo 1 wesf cvsr grutlty of
wire pulrlnaV my host then remarked,
"ww when I w used my tnfluenoe that
Thucydldw Instead of Herodotus ro
oelved honorable mention on that facade
w the representative Qreek .historian.
Why did I want to carry that point?
Oh, only because rvc always had aa
M portal fondness for Thucydlnes."
Ww not that delldouaiy ena ram ens
tic? Is there another man In American
public life today who would pull wlrw
for Thucydldw r .. , . .... : -
x ; AaawanTdnp; la firm a shin. ,t. . k
From the Boston Reoord.
Senator Hoar used to relate with much
gf.ee tho oonvrsatlon that reoentjy took
lacs between two aouthernora. the first
of wbom had but lately returned from a
trip through New England. Maid the
flrat man from Dixie to his friend:
Teu know thow little white, round
bwnar
TSS." rcpMcd the friend, the kind-we
ad to our horwsr '
"The very una. Well, do you know,
str, that In Boston the cnllahtenod cltl
aens take thow lltrle white, round bwns,
boll , them for three hours, mis them
with melnssw and I know not what
other IngTsdlsnta, and bake them, and
then what do you supposs they then do
With the beans r . .
They" . '
They wt 'cm, afr" Interrupted the
first southerner, trapreeslvelyr "Bless
me, air, they eat 'cm!" ,
'"V . r.; s Cajlsslby. .
, Tram tho Houston Chronicle. "
Visitor to Museum (In 144) Wbat'a
thatT '
Atundant it's a piece of beef, ply,
Ow of the bits now in existence It
used to be quit plentiful, however. In
fact, it waa need as a food up to the
Twentieth century. . '
"Oh. Henry.' axelalrad bis wlfs. as
ahd threw her arms rapturously about
bla neck, "1 de love you aoJ Don't
forget to )wve mo fie when you go to
town this morning, will you dear?"
"And this," muttered Henry, softly
dimngaglng tilmsolf from her fond efn
bracet "this Is what you might call be
ing bard pressed for money." ,
Eolwarci
r
H true that our tncrww m wealth
and prosperity elnce the rise of the
HsoubUoan wrtv has been 1U
work. Ha glory t Ww It an appeal
to truth for Mr. Hay to treat as a result
of 'Tlfty Tsars of the Bspubllcaa Party"
our lnaioa se la populatloa between lite
and ltuo, our four-fold Increase In farm
Ins acreage, our five-fold I no res ee in
corn oroB and alx-feld Increase In wheat
oron. our Increase la manufacturing capi
tal from tee.ooo,eoe to iie.cacuca.aveT
Dow any argument deeerve less rwpeot
from ew who hw mastered- that first
rule of reawnlac wfaloh bids Um not In
fer that eveat A le the effective and sole
oauw of ovwt B merely beceuw la order
df time event B comw with or after
vant AT Were there not In the United
Statw fertile eoU and moderate euna and
rains, tho brains and baada and invent
ive awnlua of American men and women.
liberty, law and order all thow
before there ww a Bepublioan party; and
were aot they tw prima wuw ox our
prosperity f The growth of American
populatloa and wealth between uie
peace of ITU and the lwuduratlea of
John Adams la ITS? was but a emeu
fraction of the like growth under MclOn-
ley and Hooaevalt And in wow is
years tho rears when Franklin and
Jaffereon and Hamilton and Madi
son, under, the ausniow of the nobis, un-
boaatful oharacur of the Father of His
oountrv. wtabllehed our repuoiie
our material growth la absolute flfurw
ww email indeed, oar railroad m usage
nnus-ht Were thow writer statwmeng
dwarfs, therefore, la oompartson with
tho tetur-day Titans, who nave a wen
in the White House stow March, liair
What yeara, O Amsrtosn man and wom
en, havo done more, material and moral,
than thow wrly onw for their own geo-
e rat km what years more for this very
twentieth century prosperity oc ourar
In u the Lincoln doctrine, or WW it
ever, that the merit of moral aad pollt
leal oausw la measurable by the wealth
and luxury accumulated at the very
time of their operation T Is It not the
dootrtw of apoatlw and prop note sad
the lesson of all practical history mm
self-den lei. simplicity, eoooomy. rigbt
sousnesa, sobriety, Iwd onnot In
stantly, but after pa Heat years to pow
er and wealth 7 Would not itepuouwn
orators give bettor promise for future
fruits of present-day Republican aomin
lstraUoa If they sould rather end truly
claim for their party under preaioent
TAaMSvalt an enforoement of equal
rights, a rigorous eoooomy, a puaotul
ous regard for lawt
But if this doctrine of "prcaonl wealth,
therefore prwmt virtue, la prcaent rul
ing politlca." bo not a shallow sophistry.
stUl BW with Wbat awura xairnssa n
is applied. DO Ibapubllcan apologlste
say dare they wy what alone would
be relevant to-tho aolltleal problem.
that during the 44 years since tnsir
party came Into power, the progrew of
our country has been w treat, from
ywr to year, as during tw as ywrs ox
general Democratic ouprcmaoy boforo
the civil wart If tho Republican party
may justly ask another leaw of power
henaiiee from lttS tS It CO- OUT popula
tion increased from 11, too. ace ta
wo. or It per wnt per decade, way may
not the Democrats with greater Justice
aak thdr return to power because from
1100 to lilt the Incroaw was irom
l,IO.eeo to 1 1,441,004, or II per cent la
sack decade T Wa not the Incroaw In
the decade ltM-llto and In eptte of
slavery from st.ew.eee to ti.ooa.cat,
or at the same raw w ta the decadee
lisc-lteer If the lncreaee In total
wealth between 1440 and 104 ww from
9i4,eoo,tfee.cee to o,oco.ooo.44. or lie
per oent per decade, and to wealth per
oanlta of aooulatlOB from ttlt.t to
Il.315.t4, or Is- per cent per dewdc
ww not the Democratic Inerww in total
wwlth between 1SS0 and last from
t?.40e.4oo.oeo to it.oe,cM.eM, or ill
per oent for tho decode, being still larg
er than tho Republican, and In wwlth
per capita from ttOT.lt to tll.lt. or at
tho rate of 17 per oent for tho decade
nearly double the Republican rate Al
though tho value of farms and farm
property Increased from tT,tlo,ew,ow
In Ills to $i0.tl4.0M,eoo la 1100, or at
the rata af It per oent ta each decade.
was aot the Increase from $l.lT.se,ee
la lilt to IT.ttO.MO.eoe In Ittt, ar at the
rats of 100 per cent per decade; and were
not therefore Democratic auaplow far
mora favorable to prosperity than Rs
DubllcanT Although tho corn oron In-
orwaed from lll.OO0.440 bushels la 1140
to M0l.o04.tcs In lioo, or at the rate of
17 ner wnt In each decaoe, ww not the
increase from S77.04C.CW la 1140 to 141,-
004,090 la 1444, w at the rate of 01 per
oent In each decade! and If. therefore,
wo wish largo Incroaw la tho next four
years, ought wo not to prefer a Demo
cratic orea! den tT Evw If tho wheet
crop Increased from lft.000.0M bwbela
la 1140 to tti.ow.OM in neat or at tw
rate of to per cent la each decade, did
it aot lnoreaw from t.ooe.ow ha. lata
to 171,000.000 la mo, w at tho larger
rate of M per oent per decade T If this
kind of argument bo fit what shall be
said of the Increases la wwlth under
Pern oo ratio ausptow from t7.eC4.ew.4ca
to 11 4.440,0m. 440 In 184C-144C, or at the
decade rate of lit per cent w against
tho increase under Republican auspices
during the decade UtO-ltoO from 14a,-
000.OM.000 to t44.M0.0M.aCC, W 41 UM
irate of onty 44.0 per eentT Or what
shall be said or the incrcews m wwttn
per person through oot the United States
in the decade Itso-ltM from 1147.40 to
I61t.lt, or at tho decade rate of 07 per
cent w against the corresponding ln
oreaw under Republican auspicw m
llto-XOM from 11.011.47 to tl.llt.ll, or
at the decade rate of only 10 per owtt
Or what snail bo Mid of the Incroaw In
export of American manufactures of Iron
and steel from 441,144 in HOC m cb.s'is,-
114 In 1110. or an avaraao rate of list
per cent per decade, oa against ths Re
publican Incroaw from B,I70.114 In 1110
to 111,111,441 (at tho abnormally high
flaurw of ltM, or an average Increase
per decade of only 4M per oentt Or what
shall bo Mid, and perns pa more reason
ably, of tho tnerewe under Democratic
rule la our export of acrleuiturai prog
usts from tSB.4M.4M la 1000 to tlSI.OM.
0M In 1110. aa average of 110 pec oent
per decade, w against tho lnoreaw under
Bepuhiiwn rule from un.eeceee in
1840 to Rtt.cC,4M ha HOC, sn average
of only It per oent per decade 7 What
snail be aatel of the Demwratls la
ersaM In our total domwtlo merchan
dise exported from tll.0M.Mt In IMI to
II 14.044.404) ta 1M4. or an average Demo
cratic Increase of 111 per wnt per do
eede, w agalnat the Re public an Inerww
from I14.0M,400 In 1140 to 11.170.044.
0M la 1100, an increase of only ll.l per
cent per decade T Or what shall be wld
of the Dcmocratle Incroaw in American
tonnage engaged m foreign trade from
441.411 In 1400 to S.444J17 In 1M0, S
Democratic Ins fee so per decade of 44
per cent, w asalnst the decrease from
I.M4.II7 la M40 to M4.444 la 140, a
Rpubltwn dscrww of 14 per cent per
decoder Or what shall be wld of the
Democratic Inerww of tonnage encased
in domestic trade from tel. oil la lite.
to 1107.111 In IMI. a Democratic la
crowe of 111 per oent per decade, w
against- the Rpubllcan Incroaw from
1.107.411 In llio to 4.111.141 in itot, or
only It per cent per deosdsT If this In
erww in railroad mileage be so alg-nlA-
cant a Repuhllcsn glory. Is It not nt to
point out
that under Democratic bus-
plow tad
aiiieaga Increased from It
M. Sliepard on
mllw at 1110 to 10.II4 la 1M0; ow. If this
be a crowding of the argument then
tnw uo lacreaw under Demos relic aus
picw la 1440-1IM ww from 0.011 to
is.aia. a decade lncreaee of 111 per cent
oa agalwt the Increase from 141,114 la
UM to 114,114 in 1M. or at the decode
rate of only 14.1 per coatT
Or shall we take tbe laorww la total
manufactures, which le the glory of the
proteotloalstof Wa have not the ofnolal
Ogurw wfors 1114 which would. M
doubt show enormous proportional In
creases. Let us, w wa must begin with
1140. The Democratic Incroaw for 1440
1144 was from tl.4lt.0M to tl.IM.444.
400 or at tho decade rata ef 14 per wnt
But IB 1844-1 80S the KepuMloan and
-protected" 'Incroaw (allowing the
abnormally Tigh prices of ltoo) ww
from t.lT1.0M,MO to -ll.0l,0M,M0, or
at the decade rate cf only 14. S per cent
la It not algnlfioant that while tho total
manufacturing product tecrewed In
1IM-1IM by 14 per sent the lnoreaw in
wages and aalariea paid employee was
from only tt.18i.ooo.ooo to II.7I4.0M.4O0.
or at the decode rate of ll.l per cent
being only one-half tho ratable Incroaw
la tho manufacturing output? Bo it Is
ta be noticed -that, while populatloa In
creased in 1114-1141 by M per wnt, the
lnoreaw la staaufwturlng output waa It
per nat, or 14 times the rate of popula
tloa wcrewoi but that the population la
creaw from 1I4O-1400 waa ll.l per wot
while tbe Increwe. to wealth ww ll.l
per wnt or only 1.11 tlmea the popula
tion Increase. Indeed, la whatever Jwt
way the nguirs'-of svsa aaanufac curing
growth sre treated, they tell for tho pe
riod of DemoeraUe rule and . greater
eoonomlc liberty.
The Republican orators and campaign
book refer to the recent great incroaw
la exports of domestls products w a
crushing proof that, even if foreign
trade be considered, Republican adminis
tration and high protective tariff arc
beet DM not w they wy-xports ln
oreaw from II 11. 004,0m la 1444 to
11. 1 7 o.ooo. coo la ltoo, a per accede In-
orowe of tl per cent upon the amount
of lteor But here seals R Is owy to
explode their argumeot For the In
crease In 1144-1140 WW from 114.400,-
0M to ttlt.MO.MO, or W the decade rate
of 114 per cent a Democratic rate of
Incroaw under a revenue tariff half w
large again w the Republican sad "pro
tected" rate of laerease. From UM to
lMt the Incroaw Ww from IMt.M0.4M
to f 1.141,004,440, or at aa annual rate of
4.1 per wnt being less than half tho
Democratic rate of la.4 per owt la 1U4-
1140.
Mr. Hay ventured to Include tho de
cade 1M0-1M0 la his ftarurw of Repub
lican glory. Tst thow were years of
Demooratle power; and the Walker
tariff, enacted by Democrats la Ittt for
revenue only, WW then la effect Is
there anything- w truth telllnc la the
vwt mwwe of flgurw la the Bepublioan
oampalcn book w tho feet tt would aoa
oeai, that thow warn ywrs of greater
ratable growth ta material things thaa
any our oouatry aw Blow known t
I oannot Mavo this mws or agates.
mads neoaswry by tho almoet over
whelming depend once of tho Republl
oans upon the "prosperity" arguraent
without asklnn you to think of another
point Dow It not Illustrate the de
basing effect upon ths latter-day morale
of tho Republican party produced by Its
change of dominant purpose from tho
restraint of human slavery to tho main
te nance and tightening of the ahacklw
of a -protective" tariff, that Mewre.
Hay and Root and tbe authors of tho
Republican campaign "book havo made
no allowance for the regwerotive ano
etlmulatina affect of tho abolition of
slave tabor T If other things wore equal,
the rates of Industrial incroaw from
1M0. when Hi nearly half tho oouatry
the labor ww chiefly tho crude, waste
ful, hopeless labor of slavery, to 1404,
whw all labor ww free, ought to have
exceeded thow Of the preceding decade.
instead of to aavo fallen far ? below
tkeas. - - -
Mswra. Hay and Root, and even the
sordid mm of the Republican oara-
palaa hook, affirm a moral kinship be
tween Abraham LJncoln and tw a la tee
men who control their politlca In 1144,
between the man and women who aavo
the all necessary religious and humani
tarian uplift to the anti-slavery strug
gle and the war for the union, and. oa
the other hand, the vast corporate and
buslneee Influences, which, by and for
their owa profit dominate tho Republi
can party, i To thaw tnf luenew evw Its
gallant ana strenuous candidate baa-
after hie muck protecting aloquonw to
tho oontrary in 1401 and 1401' bean com
pelled to completely wbmlt with' prom)
tew aot aaaia to "tub amuck," ana not
agala to treat the tariff queetloa w
oooa. even to tho extent to which Prwt-
oent McKlnley at the last held that tho
welfare of tho country leqalred It to be
open. Surely the claim to tnm aawnip
needs only to be stated to tonne itwir.
What part, ' indeed, did a protective
tariff play la the national uprising- af
1II1T How macb ww it oieouseeo w
the Ltnoola-Dou gla ss debs tee la IMI or
Uaoola'a Cooper Unlw speech to 1410,
5 tho Important speeches. Republican
Democratic of 1144 or 1II4T It WW
not mentioned. The Republican plat
form of 1414 wld act ow word in be
half of protection nof did tt mention
the tariff, although tw Walker tariff
a tariff for revenue, and not for protec
tion had been In operation 10 ywrs.
The Republican platform of 1140 did not
refer to protection or 0 protective tariff.
Ia one of tho later and subordinate
clauses of the platform tt did declare
that "white providing revenue ceo
by duties upon Imports, sound volley
requlrw such an sdjustment of thow
1 an posit Ion a w to encourage the devel
opment of tho Induetrlal . Interest of
tw whole eountry." But oven this
vaaw augwwtloa, ' which might mean
high or low protective duties, or ao pro
tective duties whatever, made no part
of the campaign. Lincoln did not refer
to It In hie letter of accepts nee or in bis
inaugural. In 1414 the Republlwa plat
form nande not a single reference to pro
tection or the tariff; nor did Uneola Is
his eooeptanee or Inaugural.
Something; from Abraham Lincoln m
be be If of a high protective tariff would
bo preeloM indeed, to tbe RcpubUoaM
of today. But they wn find nothing.
For evw thdr campaign book the beet
thev can do la to pick out a few aea-
tencw from speeches of Mr. Ilnooln1n
1141 and 1447. a doses and more ywrs
before he was president, and sven be
fore W ww in congress, m which he de
clared that the Justification of a protec
tive duty would W Ha rwult in esteb-
ItehlneT some new Industry an our coun
try, w w to secure tho goods to the
consumer at a cheeper rate than he
could bring- them from abroad. The
modern Republican Mws that tho um of
a protective tariff ta to keep prlcw high
to the Amerleaa conwmer in eraer mat
the proflta of other Americans sngssed
la gigantic and long wtsbllshed Indus-
trtw shall w Increased, would have beea
as abhorrent to Abraham Lincoln w It
is to Judge Parker.
Bven in 1144. when, the war, being
three ywrs ended, buslmw questions
began to be thought of, the Republican
wrty wld not a word hi behalf of a
protective tariff, but. rather to the ron-
ftrary, dcclsred fhst "it la due to the
labor of. he Mtloo that tawtlea ahov
fssues of tke
be ecjuallaad and reduced w rapidly w
the wtlowl faith will permlV'i and (ton
era! Orwt la bla letter of aeoeptanee
ww equally silent oa this queetloa.
Could there have then bees Republican
sudoow In 1M0 or 1444 or evw 1441 sa
lens Walker tariff maa and evw free
traders waow eeonemlo views remained
unchanged, had aot left the Democratic
party for the A ntt-Slavery party t Would
not that euoeew havo own defect If
Chase, Summer. Blair, Bates. Jobs M
Palmer, Trumbull wd a host of other
former Demoorata and believers ta low
dutlw had wt aad because the tariff
ww aot la question joined the Repub
lican party? Are you not Mr, Kay, for
getful, very forgetful, whoa yea say
that
Only thow who believe tn hastes
rights and . who believe ta tbe
Amerleaa system of protection
have any tit la te as me themselves by
ths name of Unoota. or to elalm a moral
kinship with that aueTust end vencratw
spirit. r. - - .
And what part did oolontet exploita
tion of inferior raws or weaker eoun
trtea, w the policy of "big atlok" suzer
ainty over the republics to the south of
us, or the policy of the "strong man
armed In the trade and territorial dte
putea of foreign oouatrlee, pter In the
politics conceived or- directed by 'Lin
coln or his party T - if, in 1144,- ths
Democratic party boasted tho Oimstead
i n if oot o behalf of a eoneawt ef
Cuba, dM It not result In Democratic
shame wd dieaetsrr If Seward, at the
head of a Republican cabinet a month
after Lincoln's inauguration, secretly
urged his ebtef to avoid eomeetle dlfn-
cultlw by plunging- ua into aa Europmn
ir, did not Mr. Hays own disclosure
la bla Llnwln's Moraphy of tho secret
well air, blast Be ward's reputation for
etatwmawmpf Quote, Mr. Root and
Mr. Hay. If you can, any remembered
and honored atterancw of honored Re-
publlwn otatwmw before . MoKinley'a
presidency, la bebsJf of your foreign
and colonial policy. Quote, If you
dare, tho Republican platform awartlw
1141. that the malotanance of the
priwlplw promulgated la the Dectare
tlon of Indepeneenw is essential to
the preeervatlen of cur Repubilcaa te
stltutlens, that the hlghwaymaa's ap
peal" that "might makes right" would
"arte shame and dlebonor upon any
government or people." Or quote the
Republican deelaratlM Of 1144 that tbe
doctrine that govern meats derive "their
loot powers from ths swaint of the
govsrned,' la "essential to the preser
vation of our republican Iwtluttons.
Or quote the platform declaration by.
the Republican party la 1140 of Its
"sympathy with all oppressed peoplee
struggling for their rights," and of Its
solemn reoosaltlon of "tbe great prinet-
ples Is Id dewa la the immortal Declara
tion of Independence os ths true founda
ttea of demeoratte government." If to
thow challenges yoa must remain dumb,
are yoa set, truly, in Mr, May's eloquent
words, guilty of "swrilece to try to
trade apea that benignant renown of
the humanltartaa Llnooln whow llgnt
folds la this orb a the earth' "1
The Hmlte of even thle long speech
prohibit discussion of tbe grest Issue
which Democrat a"" Wisely and courage
ously raise by their sasertlon that the
system called "protection" that la to
wy. tho . support of specially favored
Interests by dutlw. payment of which
Is enforced upon tho whole people fa
a "robbery." and by tw Republican
vindication of It w a "cardinal policy"
to bo followed. I point out. however,
that, OdtwithetandlBg the former r
gmcy of both Mr. McKlnley and Mr.
Roosevelt for revision of tamt sehsd
ales la tW Interest of larger wport
trade, tho Repubilcaa party Is now
pledged, not only sgBiwt revlClon. but
agalwt any discussion whatever ef tbe
question. Tho eltlaca who would undo
any Injustice In the tariff or let down
any of Ita obstructions by partial repeals
or reciprocity treaties, or who would
havo light shad upon tho operation In
detail of ita multifariously complicated
system eoTtatruetod by "give and take"
between the attorneys of special lnter-
eats before ways and means and finance
committees. Is peromporUy refused any
relief If Mr. Rcoaovelt bo elected. The
policy of "stand pat" means that under
Republican ausploes. aa oonunlttw snail
Investigate, aor houw of con grew con
sider, the worhinar of tho tariff. On
this subject there must be mute obedi
ence w before a dlety. If the. snaaa-
facturo of steel and Iron bo no longer aa
"Infant Industry" to be cherished, hut a
practical monopoly wlthta tho American
republic, out of whew profits tbe rwt
wt fortunes In the world have been
built up If 'It sell Its products to for
eigners more ehwply than te Amert-
cans-" nevertheless there must bo sllsoce.
If Its charter of monopoly In tw Dlnaley
tariff or any other schedule of that law
te found to bo an Past or corrupt w op
pressive otlll they ars never to W re
vised until thow who havo made them
thua vtctoua shall choow to revlee teem.
Judge Parker has pointed out that, el nee
tho sewte mwt be Repubilcaa during;
tho next four yes re, no tariff reform
oaa bo emoted without Repubilcaa sup
port; but bo promisee. If elected, aa ef
fort to obtain that support and. la any
ant. a prscntstlon of tho wuw to
public opinion from tho vantage ground
of the preeldsnoy ef the United Btstes.
A vote for Mr. Rowevelt, on tho other
hand. Is a vots that not eve a an effort
at tariff reform evw tho slightest
Vrom the Maw York World. 1
TFHB modem tendency to give
4 young awn practical buelaow
training? In the anlvcrslUw re
eervw a striking- illustration ta
the appointment of Cnarlee Earl John
son to conduct tbe new oourae in under
writing- at Tela Ths wtablishmwt of
this course' In practical insurance w tw
suteome of a plan eowelvW seven years
no by a progrsestvs underwriter of
Hartford. Conn., end recommended ay
him to tho Talc faculty. , Ha received
but little encouragement
Prof. Arthur Hadley Became Inter
ested la the Insurance man's proposi
tion. It te wld that hs promised to aid
the protect If over he had power to do
so. The . plaa lay untouched, however.
until test year, when Professor Hadlsy.
bow prwldent of Tale, took R up and
enlisted tW eld of wvsral reading In
surance men of New Tor and Hartford,
who freely gave their oervlew aa In
structors, Their lecturw at Osborne
Hell aroused such Wtdeeprwd Interest
among- faculty and stooeatu tnw tns
ecess ef the Idea was awn red. TW
Insurance men sooq eonvtneed the fae-
ulty of the anlveretty that a regular
eourw of Instruction la underwriting
should bo placed upon the curriculum.
Then for several monthe the promotere
searched for a al competent to teke
the ww chair.
The choleC fall upon Char fee )
Jnhneton of Hartford. In siHe of
i tnC enmmtttM found f "
1 a VowMrful fund of k
1 1 -''V
Campaign
measure of It shall be made, and XK
every Iniquity ef the Dlngley whed'
hall be borne la alienee. The Re
llcan - platform deolarea that wn
England "agitates a wtura to protects
the chief protective eountry should a
falter la siatntalnlna It" This prau
of Mr. Chamber la le for his policy e
defensively economies! warfare agala
the United States finds a dt place la the
RepuMlow creed. They applaud tho re
taliatory blow aimed at ourselves, so
much are they art love with any blow
Ctvoa by aay nation te another. ,
Boforo we Demecrato Propow amy
spwlns measure wa ask the Aaiertew
people to remember their owa hlstery.
We atee begla with the marvelous sta
tistics ef national growth from the first
census la 17M te the last la 14M. with
the tncrww tn populatloa. and ta the
produce of farm and maaufctorw and
forwts and mines, hi the e enlevements
of American Invwttea and organised
Industry. Wo do aot wy 'that thaw
material results havo been achlevW by.
laws, however good. Wa recognnM thear
source in tbs wtural bounties of Ood,
and the hearts aad hralw aad muaclo
of A merle ee,. freemen. - We do add,
however, thW here batwew the Atlan
tic and Paolrta, betwsea Canada and tho
gulf, ww first tried on a great scale the
new experiment ef hemes and Indus
trial freedom, of equal rights and no
special Privilege, if the presence of
negro slavery, until the civil war, cre
ated dismal exoeptkms end if tho
presence together la . the south ef a
great or equal or even outnumbering
msw of a colored race with profoundly
different chamcteristlw and as yet
vastly behind tho white raw la tw fac-
ultlw of disciplined Industry and high
claw government gave, and evw now
gives rtea ta anomalies and lneonslstsrv
clee they have made only clearer the
wisdom and beneflcenw of our funda
mental policy. Wo Democrats point out'
that during- this period of splendid
growth, there ww systsmatlo hostility
to a urge military or wval expenditure,
there ww ayatematle preference for sim
ple and Inexpensive sdmla let ration, there
ww systematic dislike of personal aad
sumptuary reetratnie. Democrats do
not like Republicans, forget bow vast
during our wonderful economic proarreee
bw beea tho American area of free
trade between our 41 states, aa wtwt of
free trade far beyond anything; aver be
fore or now elsewhere Known. For that
area bw included the wldwt differ
ence of climate and wll aad human la
bor, and also far differing; conditions la
erganlsed society, ranging from settle
ments nesriy three eenturles old to fron
tiers occupied but a few years. They
remember tWt tho Internal trade of thie
truly Imperial domain which te free ef
all tariff is la volume wd amount vast
ly, vary 'many times, mora Important
than Ita foreign trade which Is subject
to tariff. They want out that for more
than a owtury tho America a wtloa
scrupulously refrained from foreign en
tanglements ana made no forcible oon-
quwt except w It took from Mexico as a
war Indemnity tho practically unin
habited country oa the Paclfle slops aad
the Rle Grande. They point oot that,
although the conditions ef Amerleaa life
have, to a large extent beea thow of a
new and frontier eountry. tw public
men and the official lite of our country
havo beea w dominated by low of tew
as to oommond the Jwt tribute of every
Intelligent foreign vtaiter, and that tbe
very "lynch law" which hw ww and
then In thinly settled parts of this vast
domain disgraced portione of our popu
lation, hw often hew mew reaction
against technical administration ef law
that Is te say. asaJnet misdirected re-'
spect for law on the part of those hi
autWrlty. -
From all thow conditions and from
thaw Inetltutlcw and la a pits of their
faults We come oo the Demoerata
aay the Industrial productivity and
triumph of the American cltlsea. After
pralw to Ood for His gifts to w of land
and water and climate. It Is to these deep
lying; and truly dynamto oausw. and
above all to the Amerleaa devotion to
liberty and law, that the Democratlo
party awtgw our splendid results hi
agriculture and mining; our vast treas
ure houses our onormow Incroaw tn
railroad and manufacturing- pianta, and
all other material w well w political
glory of our land. Democrats know, nor
would they havo any American forget
that tW most ctupendous foroe the
world hw known. Is the free, wlf-gov-
srnlna:. law-aMdlng-, wlf-rwpectlna cltl
sea, regardful of tho rights of other men
sad therefore Justly insistent upon his
own. From tho marvslow sucoew ef
our oouatry ousamed up la the waew
of 1400 and its tabtes af comparisons
with the results of other censuses, the
Dessoorats draw the eowloelea, not that
the general and broad priaolplw of tho
Amsrteaa people should be reversed, or
their wcrod traditions undone but that
they should bo continued i that only
faults and except low aad inoowlstowlw
should be eliminated. They would aot
have law rwpeot for law but mors re-
speot; act lew freedom of trade but
more freedom; net tew raapeet for tw
rights of other eouatriw and races.
however, lafsrtor to as, but more re
spect; aot mora foreign wtanglsmwts
but fewer; aot Increase, bat dasrawa ta
the proportion of aallltary and wval and
general government expenditure to the
ability of tho people.
such is tw general creed of tho Dem
ocratic party; wd such must aad will W
Its practice when It ret erne to power.
about tho act saw of Insurance. Mere
over, ho has aa raoelteat address and
tho art of explalnina- sad impartias;
what ho kwwa
Mr, Johnston was bora hi Wtatteebnre,
N. T.. hi 111! end graduated from Mount
Hcrmoa academy In 1444, He then at
tended Wesleyaa. sad graduated from
that collage la tho claw Of 1440. with
ths degree of F. H. P. For a time Mr.
Johnston ww aa Inst rooter ta amthe
Boat ice at Black Hall academy.
Although his experience hw sew
rather limited, Mr. Johnston hw ac
quired a very complete compreheMicu
of insurance subjects, and enters upn
his wax dutlw with tbe unenaliri
recommendations of too awsclaio com
mittee. The present Intention hi to have the
underwriting branch remain a eae-yv-oouree,
apes to eootore aad Juniors, t
It le not unlikely that Within i
terms the act nee ef Iwurww will be
treated ae a two ryes re course 1,
year's lectures, together with "In
awe," a text book by T. B tee.
form the bwts of aludy, bt tn.
vtsabls lectures bv pro' t u
writers will be tn -
cult subject a sre s
Insurance wHI ev
tW con"
remaino - '