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DlEdi tOTial Page Journal Ot ii:3 PORTLAND, OREGON. THURSDAY, - S3CPTEMBKR tS, 1904. i , ' 'v i ' T H E O R E G 6A 0:hMkM w ! inlil esept stands? nI ray fctmfes Mnh at Ths hmi sruikJing. Fm and Ysentaai ' . . . . ; - . ,,-.-.:. re v Portland Oragoo. - v. . 7V:-;., :.. ...v--'.,.; , i 0-fic'ai. apiii of'tmi city of powtland . '3 -: , -T; - - MORAL OR MENTAL OBSCURATION. PARTISAN editorialising and sptechntaslng con ducive to inoral strabismus Or to the bltadnsss only mental? Why will nearly all the Republican editors and speaker of the country misrepresent the facts, ami attempt to deceive their readers and 1 Wed and aaimiad connection between , Republican party, when they would ; facto for tho purpose of deluding renders and auditors on ; any ether subject t Partisan editorialising ana spsii , binding, and with respect to tbto particular matter that of Republican writer and apaakara, ara , eaoreJUiog. or else weave a Tail ovar mental faculties. '' Cleveland adnanlatratlon la aocused People who any ao ara either blind ' Tba hard Umat wara already upon the . not have bean averted. Tbay wara ever, by tba plutocratic banaflclartea who thua aoueht to aoaro the people ; aubmittlna to the plundarlnc proraaa i; Tba hard tlmaa happanad to paaa 1 wRb afcKlnleya flrat election, hanaa tt i that tba laUer waa tba oauee ad tho f clualon la ahaUow, antraa, and In tba make It tnalncara. Jaat aa -the hi balked luenty at Cleveland'a olaotton, cipttata bard tlmaa, they panad wp" -ttaEL and aa in aoraa degraa eontrltnttad to period of proaparttr: bat this waa only one of ' plainly apparent to man woo were watching the world'a ?if ererita. , ..' v : sr Tba truth la that tba Rapubllcaa party1 wirotaa or fall r nrea, except aa above indicated, bad nothing to do with the oountry'a proa parity. KItber tba aUpubllean mouth . plaoaa knoW'thla, In which eaaa they are tba victims of " meral atrophy; or elaa they dont know It, In- which eaaa n partlaan pall ebaevres the brains of them, , . t ' -- : v- mmasKeameaaam iX:.' ' C h V NEW YORK DEMOCRATS. V ; : r rTpHE KKW TOBX DEMOCRATS appear to' have i narmomaea to good purpoaa m tnetr state eonvon : tton, and to start out on the campaign with all faetiona and alamanta wall united. ' Tba nominee for governor. Justice IX Cady Herrtck. Is an able man, and one hi whom the people have entire confidence. Be will be eon trolled by no grafting or unprincipled politicians, and rlees bead and shouldere tn paint of fltnesa abov Hlg cina. the Republican nominee. For many years David B. Hill and be have been enecnJea, becauat Judge Herrlck de nounced Hill's methods, and said plainly what be thought; and It Is greatly te Hlll'a credit that now, for tho sake of harmony and tn the Interest of tho peoplf ot tho state air New Tbrk and of the country, bo put away hta private grudge, quenched the flame of hatred, and cordially .Joined with other leaders In nominating and Indorsing Judge Berrlck. apparently tba bast and strongest man that could have been aaxned. Tbts nomination should bo-worth a good many votes for Judge Parker, nnd renders Demo crane -success m we lorn very prooaDte r ; - THIC TAND PATTERS E VBN such A bard and fast believer to protection as President- McKlnley himself in his celebrated Buffalo speech sounded a distinct not of warding to his party. No man recognised more clearly than he that the time had come In the Interest of the masses of the American people whan tariff rwlelen and reciprocity ahoold begin to mark the definite policies of tba national administration. His pronouncement struck .a responsive chord. It gave vital force and expression to ths thought of his unprejudiced fellow countryman who, however at tached to the principle of protection, realised that tn prac ttoe tt waa working to the benefit of the few against the interest, of the many, i Thar was a quick response in va rious parte of tba country and a movement, which was given Ufa by the eloquence of Governor Cummlngs of Iowa, for a time seriously threatened to accomplish something. I ; AtiisgavOsrra un q udukdawi i . : By Oeorge T. Robert.) , A i i :. 0oerruJC MO, sy W. a. Hear.) . Because I now live ouid in ear soup herbs unit der cowmutlnesrs, a Boot deal ef my. life Is used on der seuphersen r tralna, vtb run hidaer uad Udder like 4 ebaekrabbtt and toll not, seeder, do I , dey spia along very fast. j, : I am oa der visiting list of der New ( , Tork, Ne Uaafea Heartache R. R. , t Kfery thns der polleenuui turns his ," berk dli road fills -up Its fsrnaces ft ' soft coal, and soft coal smoke is now - der chief vsreing spparst In our leedle ; " - Te der laundrys der soft eoal ssseae Is a great Messing, beesuse dey use It as a , eoot sxecos ven tier oollars confe home ''f -.(i, tt footprints OB Arm from der band i. " Of strensers. !- I caught ould tn a soft eoal storm . yesterday, and my reputation Is no longer spouses. . v eommutlneers vas a ehentle, easy gotns. InfTabte peopies, und ahrajrs before ve make a kick about some ef der troubles rich surround us ve put on our rubber shoes as If ve step en somebody's feelings ve don't hurt dem. , For years ve haf stood on der corner ; ehooklng our fists bitterly at der railroad vich blackens our lives, but tt vas still : sooting and Hndering at der same alt jSUnd. ' v Tot is ft dr pnet sbesks It. "Wlce Is a sea serpen sett such a face dot falrst ve - pity der sea, den ve vase ould und em brace." " ; So It Is mrt dts vonderfsl publle. Evils crawl ould ef delr aoaey-iined eaves und growl and stare at we, und ve let ' From the Four-Track News, It la probably safe to say that at . v this moment lad milsa ef the Alaska T 'Central raUway are hi epefstlee from ' the new town of Seward, on Reeurree .:tlen bay, northward. - This railway changes the whole situation la Alaska U Is surveyed end bedded for 41 sallee i Inland aereas the great Tanana and rp Rataparainlac relens sad toe Yukon to Bauies, ea Koyukok river, to aorta WesUrs Alaska. It will be completed In 1 IMi, reduetasT the fare from Seattle to t the Rampart ooentir froai Clef to sits, and the time from U to four day as n Wee,.-. ; .From the Portia t4 Riprees. "This custom of having two fele phonae In the edtoe has Ita disadvaft tosea toe, aald ths bualaesa man. .-We ra got S new edtos bey. and aoe ef O N D A I LY PUBLISHED BY JOURNAL PUBUSHINO CCX centers of the country. - - i . . V But after the hearers aa to ins ar- the end waa forced prosperity nnd the acorn thua to misstate either uiorally da- a portion of tba etltf plainer in the of tho bard times. or ala know batter, country and eould helped alone t of tba roobar tariff, Into beln good and profits from the With ths "stand wlthoat proteat. abort oolncAftently M arguad and urged of the currency nnd former.- The coa- a fixed fact Instead eaaa of many who tarur bonenotanca and no helped pra at McKJnleyXelee- A MONTH or eareraj large caneaa, for the portage surface, impossible obstacles in the mounted. 4 While no ment of the canal portage seemed far. But there waa one the portage matter effect which It must ments In the future. the whole state sequent construction and the state will flow to the sea and destiny. - o .. ' dews service will JM posted twice IN CONROC 3 1 fet oar so that the aloes touch with the telegraphy tba asms a yell ould of as yea esuM hear for tan miles. , But der BM1 stars dare because It has no ears, and vot hi a loud yell to some ding vloh te unbearable? Pretty soon ve set bronchitis from der severs scream vich ve used, and stIU der Rvil sits dare, grinning at us. After a vile der Evil grows more amiable und vags Ita tall and ve begin to ear to eureelfa, "How foolish to sprain der vlnd pipe salt such s yeUI It might be a vorse Bvll, perhaps r Von lid on vun eye of der RMI drops down und den bark saala qvick. and ve smile und say, "Ntoe Evil, please oxcoos our emotional Insanity because ve yelled at your . . Der RMI nods Its awful head politely at us, bud no'loturer do ve look for a stone os a policeman. Ve pat tt en der back und eayr "Please took der freedom v der city, dear Rvll, und ve vU try to make rour wtstt as pleasant as possiMe.'' Und dareafter der EvU gees should un veiled at, und only here und dare In der hearts of dose dot hate der . Inehustlce oan be found a wotee vich says "Rauss mittisi But soma day, ehentle reader, ven you und ma nnd der adder eommutlneers vas not so big as a fl repack on der memory uv mas dees dings vlU be dif ferent, atretty. Den ven HVtl eomes crawling from Its getd-plated cave und - tries te make a monkey plsnees. annuder und less patient publle vtll grab a elub uad beat der cosmopolitan life ould of U, sural Yours nut luff, f ;" . ; . D. DIKKBUPrnu per Oeorge V. Htobart. his duties Is to answer the telephone The other day he heard the bell ring, and. owing to me, said; "You're wanted at the 'phone by a lady." ? - " Whush oaer I inquired, thinking of the phonea, of ooarae. , - 710000 elr,' stammered the 1 M think ire your wife." . boy. art Beevtaur kt Froaa tha BmIa. - - - - JLSf Lrt M " rsturned b?L!l!- h- rprised her friends by saying at least ens irood thlna of the eity which has been aubjected to so much unfavorable erttlelam w'7.,?t " dUo! ' he world like atsntla for shopping, he Mvi, "for It is auuoat impeeelble far yeu to buy What you want. You can. nevertheless, pur chase everything yeu do not want, and valat " JOU R N A L JNO, P. CAttOU "The Iowa Idea" distinctly met a popular need and Its elucidation attracted great audiences en in the -protected death of McKlnley the reactionary mors ment sat In and powerful Influences wore brought to bear upon the polities. of Iowa that for a time threatened to bring about -tho disruption of ths party. Cummlngs In to compromise. , Gaining new courage from that victory ths reactionary forces bare since be come emboldened until now they squarely face the issue. It la manifest that If the Republican national party Is sao ceaeful In the present contest tt had no Intention of grant ing any relief along tariff tinea. That waa made plain m President Roosevelt's letter- of acceptance aa U la nude much more perfunctory document which Senator Fairbanks, the vice-presidential nominee, today gives forth to tho country. Fairbanks la the con fessed representative of tba piutocratlo forces of the coun try, the forces which .have ao stupendously profited under the unequal tariff laws and which look for still greater asms source In the future. .: ( patters tn the saddle for another four years the Dingley blU wilt be maintained Intact, there will be further legislation to give the national banks control tho ship subsidy robbery will become of a speculative theory. -! THE PORTAGE OBJECT LESSON. two adntt looked as though the wort of acquiring the Cslllo canal right of way" would be Indefinitely prolonged. Bo far as the right of way road waa concerned that seemed, on the of achievements There were certain way that apparently could not be sur one lost faith In the ultimate acquire right of way, tba risht of way for the away In the Indefinite future. thing that waa not counted upon and that la the new Oregon spirit, which having determined upon vhnt.lt needed goes straight . to the goat without recognising difficulties and never rests content until the object has been achieved. What has already been done m la worthy of all praise not only be cause of the Importance of the act Itself, but for the moral necessarily have-upon all such move It te a "brilliant example of what .can be done by determination and effort. Its oonseqoencs to can scarcely . be overestimated. The building of the portage road as a preHmlnary and the sub of the canal means that Portland come Into their own, that trad win fol low tta natural channel that commerce, unobstructed, will that the great Inland empire, with re strictions and limitations removed, will achieve Ita high ' - V , FRESH NEWS ON MOVING TRAINS. THUS TJnkm Pacific railroad company, tn response to i a genuine demand, has decided to Issue) n bulletin for the benefit' of Its passengers. It day In typewritten form la the buf passengers may si ware ba kept In prodrress of events. Through wireless result has been reached on tba ocean steamers. i' , '- It goes to show the universal hunger for news, the near ness of the people of the world to each -other and the ex treme Interest which each one feels not only In the doing of his neighbors, but ths larger movements of ths gov eminent. It Is that very Instinct that It bringing the whole world into closer relations, that la bringing about an era of better feeling and that will ultimately tend to lessen misunderstandings which ara ao Often based upon falae or Inadequate information. It hi somewhat rsmarkabte that It has been left for a western road to Introduce this Innovation. There te little doubt that R will Oil n long-felt want" and that the plan will be eagerly copied by other railroads which are bidding for public favor and doing everything possible to Increase the comfort of those who patronise them. war nr art tiourf crrry .From the Washington Star. Waa Washington once ths site of a great city, long forgotten, unknown to the modern archaeologists T Did there live and thrive en the North American continent a race prior te the AateceT Are there treasures of art burled under the aoll of this eapltalT Wherefore, then, ths mysteries of stone Just un earthed In the digging for ths founda tions of the new building; for the bouse of representatives? Far below the foun dations of the houses destroyed to make room for the new edifice these frag ments have appeared, and the memory of man today runs not back to the time when such structures were there as to call for these deeplald bases. Nor do the oldest Inhabitants know of anyone who remembers having seen or heard of snob. -Washington was built upon virgin soli, so far as cltr creation was eonoarned la the Judgment of Its found era Here were forms and small dwell Inge, a manor house or two, sad sa un broken record mf freedom from the In roede ef the city-makers. The North American Indians did not build cities. They did not dig into ths soil te found their structures. Hera, then, la a prob lem for the historians and the arehaeol ogists to solve. A atUYUAXi AH, From Collier's Weekly. Little -Willie told his mother that a Ilea was en the front porch, but when sn Investigation was made It wee found to be the Newfoundland dog which had been newly sheared. "Now, Willie,' said hta mother, "you hsvs told a very naughty story, snd you must go up to your room and pray for forgiveness and remain there until the Lord does forgive yoa. Willie promptly obeyed, but he was gone only a few minutes before be oaste tripping back. "Did Ueord forgive yuuT asked his mother, - " 'ta ' d He said Be dtdn-t blame me much, either, 'cause When He first saw it He sorter thought It waa a lion himself.' . , . - ''- - '--:'r ' Weened fee TRme. , . From the fwendoa Malt A pushing young actor who Is play ing understudy la one of air. Barrte'e plays found tale Opportunity the ether sight through the illness of his prin cipal. He according)? flooded his mana gerial and Influential acquaintances with tdegrams, .announcing "I play So-and-SCe part tonight" Except that the theatre was comparatively empty this breathless disclosure produced no re sult, merely a telegram la reply from Mr. Barrie to tola effect! Thaaks for the warning." Small Change Death Id Mind to wealth, C V', Oat your two-dollar dollar yet? ' - Jf ow fair. . te the time to advertisethe John Barrett . bad to ttoa somehow. have s yaea- " If wheat goes to $1 how many bltss will there be In a f-eent loaf? Fortunately Fairbanks eomes after ly all our crops are harvested, General Kuropatkla baa given up his plan to eat bis Chrlstmss dinner la ToklO. - ... v - If the Chinees gamblers had been white men would they have been ooa- vletodT .. , , . Why persist In writing a lawyer Judge when be te not and never has been a judge? : . V Winter to approaching In Manchuria, but Kuroki seems determined to keep It warm for Kuropatkla. . , (,,-. It' seems aa if K Is ha possible te get a Important law without having a botch made of R somehow. t , , A Kansas man baa evolved a feather- less chicken. How would be like to be without clothes la a Kanaaa winter? ... Since the president said ths treasury deficit Is lmadtoary, tt is suspected that he has become a Christian Sciential. The meat packers are getting back their strike losses from the consumers but hew are tba strikers to get back their losses?. , ,, v , ... Senator Fairbanks may discover that being elected vioe-presldent In 1M4 Is a very different matter from being elected - - i. i ana ' Edward Boh ears men ought to wear beauty spots. That would be easy for fools,, but for Bok to wear real brains la an impossibility. Candidate Parker has token enough time In wrltlne his letter of acceptance to make It even longer than Roosevelt s. but perhapa ha hasn't ., , Pearr la anxious to bunt for tha note some mora, but a good many east em people will soon begin bunting for money to pay for coal. v , .. . Taxing property owners for schools. and then depriving children of schooling for from one to four weeks U a suite sufficient reason for Indlsnant pretest A Denver man settled with his wife. and secured a divorce, by paying her onward of a million dollars. She waa a iear woman when he married her. and a dear woman again when be quit nor. Thlrtv-Sve Oregon and Washington Dowleltee have left Zlon city for their former homes and have OesertM me oia hbur . Thav ara to be COOsTratulated on exhibiting this evidence of returning ssntty. - " - LETTERS FROM THE PEOPLE fee aumssa Reildtog. Portlsnd. Ore.. Sept. RWTo the Kdl tor of The Journal). Tour paper for the Itth tost recommends that the money for buUding the new high school should be raised bv selllna bonds, jn a -city where the taxes are ss high ss they ara here, and where they contribute so little toward improvements, and where the whole amount of money assessed anlnst the taxpayers to absorbed by the officials there should be sn abund anoe of money ea hand, and would be if It were Judiciously expended. The city has a la raw bonded debt and there la nothing to show for it, la fact, were the Drooertr sold tomorrow It would not bring tn enough to pay one half the debt. What the city needs is to culti vate mere public spirit, snd sleet men to office who will administer public af fairs with wisdom. If this were done there would be ample money not only to build schools but for other public Im provement a But these improvements can never some to pass so long ss the present realms remains la power. Take for Instance gambling. For a few months the dtr received about one third of what It should from the sporting element The sky pilots snd their followers raised such a hue and cry that, ostensibly. aambllns was stopped, but K waa dons only In the Instance of the graft. No better niustrattoa can be given than a dally occurrence. A policeman en bis Second-street beat found a money ma chine running tn a Chinaman's gin shop. The fact was reported to the chief of polios, who told the polfcemaa to con fiscate the machine and arrest the Chinaman. The case came up before Judge Hogua, ' was postponed from day to day for a week, and dually wound up by being- indefinitely postponed. The facta are, Portland's officials do not want to stop gambling: did they really desire to do so It could,i not exist 'M hours. As long as this Is the case why cannot the city reap the benefits from the merchandise machines? It would be far better for tha city to have these proceeds than the graft. Nothing IS done for ths benefit of the publle; everything Is s prlvwts "Job." There are a number of streets that require filling op. - If the street cleaners would All these de pressions with debris it would Improve ths streets and save the property-boldera much money. Instead of using the debris for the streets It Is given to private parttea who are well able to pay for having their lota filled. Here Is another Instance of revenue raising: A poor man (expressman) owning a horse snd wagon has great difficulty In making a living for his family, and Is compelled to pay a license for hta wagon, but the wealthy man who owns an automobile does not pay a license for It. The poor man who owns a little property is taxed to Its full value. In many instances ths taxes ex ceeding what the property would bring at public sale. The wealthy man owning hundreds ahd thousands of dollars worth of property Is taxed about one fifth ef Its value. Taxea are at present enormous and will In many Instances confiscate the property of the poor. And this will con tinue until the publle taks some Inter est hi ths city government. All the of ficials tn the various departments of ths city employ about three times ss many deputies as are necessary,, sneer of these do nothing but sign their name te the pay roll at the end of tha month. ' To sett bonds for the purpose of oonet root ing a high school win not relieve the pressure, but will only add to ths ter rible burden the people srs now strug gling under. Four per cent tax la mom than the Interest which the people of Europe and In many, of our own states receive for their money when loaned out. The city books should be ex parted so that the taxpayers would know how the money te expended. GROWTH OF T (Jf. U. C Hampeon to ths Philadelphia Saturday Even Ins Poet.) A tew yea re ago the fruit-producers ef California, or at any rats In many of the small towns snd vlUsges, realised that getting litUe for their realised that they were oropl paying much for their eupplles which they ed to conduct their bus- Iness and - They formed eo'oa- eratlve eocl They banded together to sell their ace aa en man: they bought their supplies by ths .Wholesale for themselves. - Kaat year 4$ aodetled on the Roch dale co-operative system, and repre senting societies- from Dos Palos, Santa Rosa, Saoramsnto, Oakland and so on through all the California centers, did a business amounting to over tll.OOt, 909. They have formed for tbemsslves a wholesale society tn Saa Frsneteeo, la the state of Washington there era over f auficeasful oo-ooeratlvs socle- ties Operating on the sams lines, and to such centers as Seattle there ara eo- ooeratlve retail stores with branch es tablishments in different parts of the cltr. In R ansae there ere tt successful so- operative stores now In full blast in lows, there are hundreds sf c operative creameries, sod attention has been already drawn all ever me coun try to the wonderful achievement of the Rockwell Co-operative society, formed of farmers, with a membership of a fewAundred. at til apiece, which did a business last year ef 1100.00), or, as they figure it. both wars, buying and eetllna. a business of I06,M, snd at a coat or less than one per cent. This society has la fact dons 6,0s,S0t worth of business In the laat four or flva years, but It is only in ths last year that It baa operated a great distributive store. A western federation of miners has run four quasi -oo operative atorss at Cripple Creek. Col.; aha alllmea of Monesssn, Pa., have Started a co-operative store; the Co-Operatlve Cream ery association ef Utloa, Mich., did business of 110,000 pounds of butter last year, bringing an avenge of M easts a pound: ths labor unions of Denver have organised a co-operative etore; the peo ple of HI wood. Ind, have subscribed shares for a co-operative eoal company, and hove already saved 10 per sent oo their coal; Deposit, N. T., has a co operative etore oa the same lines as these of : Delphi snd Port Jarvla Ths last named has accumulated and paid la proflta 0100,000 la me laat li years; Montana haa a oo -operative reach with 000 shareholdera scattered all over the United States, and nearly 160 of whom are women; employes 4t the Chicago A Alton railway have a co-operative - so ciety In Bloomtngton, 111.; the labor un ions of South Omaha, Neb., have estab lished a co-operative store; the Farmers Supply company Is a new co-operative society of Anita, Is.; Milwaukee has now a large -operative department store. and a great co-operstlve enterprise is spoken of for the establishment of branch co-operative stores In various parte of the country; the employee of j rnWv wara t theyaleo far too deed to I vs. itlaa. Arod THINGS Or INTEREST TO WOMEN lVoves Towmt l From the Chicago Reoord-Heraid. ' They were lust a young couple begin ning tlfs hi a pretty flat, and what they didn't know about housekeeping would hsvs filled volumes. Being very much tn love and of a domestic. turn of mind, they worked together like a pair of tur tle doves Tarn my made the fire and est the table while Polly was getting; break fast, snd they washed up the pretty wedding china together. 1 , One night Polly wakened at midnight snd slipped stealthily Into a klmona. "fT death!" whispered Tommy, "is It burglars If "No," shswered Polly. Too know ws were to have baked beans tomorrow and forgot to put them to soak." Tommy murmured something about any old day being pood enough for beans, but Polly continued on her way to the kitchen. Soon Tommy heard a shriek. , ' i - - 1 knew it waa a-a-ratere he aald. and, seising hie revolver, be harried to hie wife's assistance. She stood m ths middle of ths kitchen, very pale but firm, brandishing a lighted candle, like Liberty enlightening the world. "Whei'e the the troubler asked Tommy, making a big bluff. He wore a sheet wrapped around him like a Roman toga, and one glimpse of him would have frightened a burglar to death. "Oh. Tommy, what do yon think I have doner UWtOri RTTRXT RIBR, A Rtfdl fee BUS Asinsta 7 From the Chicago Tribune. ' Thomas W. Law son. copper king. yachtsman, foe of Henry H. Rogers, botanist, exploiter of Amalgamated, flayer of Wall street, horseman, spl- grammlst, leader of State street, sports man, millionaire, gas magnate, and au thor, has devised a novel, exciting; and unselfish pastime. A high-bred, fine knee-acting, speedy roadster racing: with a flying passenger train from Seltuate to Cohaaset has be come "Boston Tom's" favorlts diversion. He drives tha horse himself snd be al ways wins. From ths windows of tho train peer hundreds of facea; the shesrs of the passengers ring In his earn above the whirr of wheels, the tattoo of hoofs. and the shrtsk of stssm. - Coolly sits Lawson on ths cushions of his tilbury. Mud, dust, or dry going, It Is all ths same to Lewsoa, In the two miles' of his race he has a all! to climb, a declivity to descend and scores of other vehicles to pass or dodge. The road is not straight, nor Is It in ths best condition, bub Lawson always wins, snd when the beaten train Blows up st Co haaset he is there standing an the plat form, smooth, calm. Immaculate, puffing his cigar, snd ready to enter the train which lands him in Boston dt 10 min utes before f. . There isn't toe least necessity roe air. Lawson to race two miles te catch the train. He reaches Seltuate in hla til bury before o'clock each week day. head bis roadster right, and deliberate ly waits for his opponent, the train. En gineer snd firemen are looking for him. The wheels and gearing have been oiled, the furnace is roaring, and ths .team gauge ahows a thundering head of va por. The passengers, who have learned to expect the race, have made or are making: their beta. At first ths odds were on the train, but Lawson haa a straight record of victories, and now oarrlea the long end of the wagera. In the train are some of hi. stock exchange enemies, bankers and business men. whe would givs a tidy sum for the mere pleasure of seeing Tom Lawson beaten, They continue to bet on the train. , , At Seltuate ths conductor cries: MAU aboard !' Oet" shouts Lawson, and ths big nervous free salted horse Is oft down the road like a shot from a gun There Is one station between Seltuate and. Cohaaset, Beeohwood, where th train ia sometimes flagged and Where, If it .tope It loaea a minute. The rail road track te two miles straightaway, CO - OPERATION h flhlMvarSs at NawBort NeWS, V have started a eo-ooeratlve store; ths miMH at onto have by unanimous vols decided to open several eo-operattve stores: Lansing. Miota has-a co-operative association with a capital atook of 126.000. - . The Central Pomona exchange, "at Syracuse. N. T., and others at ev biw. utile valla and other places, are doing welL The Herkimer society was arganlsed If years ego with a cap- Ital of 14,000. Tha otock of goods has been increased each year, and a dividend never lower than uer Cent haa been deelared right along, while at the nn - nual masting last January a dividend O rangers' Mercantile asseemuen oi . mi tie Fails recently declared a dividend of SS per. osnt. The railway ease at Paraons. Kan., hive etarted a co-opera tive a tore; the farmers of Albert Le, wmn nw save a oo-speratlve store; tt.. farmers at Manitoba, Wis., have f.t.i eatafaliahed a co-operative store; In. un"r of tt? BlacT HIUs district of South. Dakota ve "V.- society; of Ikeiaoden. Mien., has just aeeiarcu lit cTanlre-, to hTdivS enWg 4H members, i . " "7. .w. nnVr. avatenv Ulah. t. oetaioed br purohass of Ik- .. si or lio asleee, which Is used vided among the msmosra aoooruing I "T,:U t'aooietlto and organtm- .. - wr araanised en what is known. a the civil servios plan, ao and T a-a r Londeu. Thetr object is to sell at cost price as near as possible, ana ens mimmruiii tm an ssms as a partnership In ths business, -hTch is looked uson more or lsas aa an invaatmsnt. and which investment re- ceivea taa pronu sjvwt iw oost of running the establishment and ths low price charged member, for their aunniiea. There are aomsantng lias so,- 000 socleues in America ac mis uss various kinds. There are 0,000 'co operative' building and loan associa aoeiatiae are tions .atone, bat taess aoaroely of ths true eo-operaUve kind; there are 400 fraternal co-operative ao- a sea mutual Ara MMmaratlve so - cietlea. 1,000 co-operative sreamerlas snd cheese faotorlea, and about 1,000 eo-eperatlve telephone eompaatee, tbe most striking of whtcn m in micnigan. where to one county for 91 a year tne fenaM aa able tn bava tatonhona eon- versatlon with all points la their county, aas thiMwh their own antral taleohone exchange to all parte of the United States. ' aw alaa aut htindMAl ttt SO- operative elevator associattona, partw ularly In Minnesota. Set fire to the netf' kasardsd Tam my "Oh, not so bad as that; but. dear, we can't have baked beans tomorrow." "Why not, lovef "I forgot to set say beans." v1 Mails. Oalve tetto story In her fascinating of hsr nsglhyenos ss to her early physi cal development Thin Us n nail. aha describes herself, find ' says aha wss particularly occupied with tha else of her limbs when she made her debut sa Cherublno In "Le Nosss dt Figaro la Rruasels. Tired sfter a long but suc cessful search for false calves, .be ap peared. The bad proportions put ths audience Into' an uproar. - The director tore his hatr, ordered legs off snd the transformation as suddenly was as funny. Her debut was a Mucosas. Mayor Collins ef Boston tells of a Cbristisn Sciential, who, with his little boy. waa crossing a lot In which wss s vicious-looking goat As (they ep- proached the goat the boy showed fear, whereat hla father told him to think It not noaslbls for the animal to barrel them: but the bov. remembering a srevt- 1 cue encounter with a goat to which as f came out second best, did not grow any I braver. - "Papa, you're a Christian I Scientist all right ha said. snd so am I. but tbe scat doesn't know It ZZJrZA iJZlT hill and one depression snd so crooked ss ts -be considerably longer than two miles. Ths only chance the engine has to Win. unless ths tilbury breaks dawn ar the horse falls dead, seema to be to avoid that stop at Beeehwood, and on one or ETrrr Z-ZJr.JZ Vr,l full head into Cohaaset. ths train has I managed to run almost a dead heat with Lawson. Rat he has never failed umph which each victory seems to give TJT V. S. ARaTT. ths New Tork American. "It may not be generally known that "S. ynf '" Tmy ? -oture I win HKuuoe a wmmana ox Japanese asi- 1 dlers, but this is a fact. They will net 1 come from the armies which are fight- Jng in ths far east, but will be enrolled I wlch Islsnds. It ts needless -to say that I a very large portlsn of the population' of the talande, and especially of Hono lulu, is eomposed of this nation. They are round among tha bankera chants and professional men, and ere Included among the wealth! eat residents of the city. one ef the principal schools of Hono- ll,nJjLM"n sxclu.iy.iy by Japaoess children, end hers haa been ea rolled a commend of cadet, which to to be mus- urea into me unite statee militia as foonJ!BAt4J"M,D-,r" old n,uh- Jt la drilled by a former Japanese army officer, and lwh orgealsed but a w wwmww av mw wiuuon nas airsaoy i ?.tUi1!l- -V. tuuUr,1 iwey- It is frequently seen on pared, in Hons- 1 lulu and attraets much attention. . e! Best Washington dispateb to Nsw Tork I . . .Times. West Virginia will have .a unlous and Interesting; experience in listening te ths .tump speeches of two of ths oldest men In publle life when sx-Oov- ernor William Plnkney Wbyte of Mary land and ox-Senator H. O, Davie to gether make the tour of the state. Mr. Davis has arranged with Mr. Whyte in the last few daya to .tump the Nsw Do minion. Ths two are old and warm I friends. Mr. Whyte Is 00 and Mr. Daivs II. They will travel together tn Mr. Davis private oar, and will speak from ths same platform, making to appofnt-1 mento for set speeches la various aarto ox ins state. .... i on Sidelights Now for district fairs, ; f V Ashland can't be kept "dry. , Benton county is up head on poultry. Oregon will set several first nriasa. . of course. ' . . - wiaT flwith! " " W1W ! : ' Butcn an4 --t- oeasoa an aoeal .TZ? r" 0 f ' ' j ' ' ' - Deer-are heeomi... A telephone line from Klamath Falls to Bly has bean oompieted, ; The Rugene pubtle echo la opened with 110 mors pupils than last year. . ,u" wei experiment near 1 Pvsn an unqualified euoe.ee. The sugar beet experiment near Kche A Douglas county farmer has nreved f-oe corn can be raised there, The Willamette valley mohair la said neru to b. the bmt grown to tha I 'J I There asstns to be an epldomtc of mysmrwus disaimaajunses of Oregon Poonie. man near North Bend, is harvesting s ouaneis of oraaserrisa. worth busbek ' ,N Y I Dry town. Sunday are likely to be I ths rule ha r after in Oregon towns on I Portland and Astoria. iring- one wees, a arant county man oaught to aa ordinary steel trap 11 wooorate. is mios and a frog. Lake county farmers ara asklnS li.tl for wheat and $1.10 for barley, but millers think these prices toe high, and oo are not grinding mush. , t Three good erops of alfalfa have been harrested to the Monument neighbor- bond, snd much vacant land around there i - rwo " " srwp. I - 1 I Mors eastern Oregon sheep have been I old this year than aver before, and there will probably be Ti.000 or 100.000 less v umw nw www man . - . y I " ' " "'" ' I TBS various Oregon colleges era get. I ting: their football teama ready. Any- thing else they are doing la not worth I meutlonlnpT-Oh . soms people's sstlma- I tlOO, I A Laksview preacher during the past year skipped' out. leaving many unpaid debta. He wad .topped at Alturae, Csl but waa finally permitted to go his Way. aa nothing eould be obtained from hlnv Flora Journal: We are very sorry tkatwe were not st the office Monday when thoss nice fish were brought to us. I Don't be ao easily discouraged next time. ry ugam or ssnu um ( us Bvuia. i s ....... Rrownsvllla has granted - a -fearf - franchise for installing- and maintaining 7'."mzlZ a water-works system without shy pro 'wVLrwJ? vision for the etty to use watsr Tor pre- tection assiost fire, and net u call v. the council Is being severely criticised. An emigrant passing' along gelt reek. Lake ootmty, get out of his wagon to go to a house and see If he eould get hay and a camping place. Succeeding, he motioned to his wlfs to drive ahead. Aa aha did so a wheel of the wagon passed over the head of their five-year- eld girl, killing her. She had climbed out of the wagon, it betas dark, unno ticed by the mother, who said aha bad buried three children and a husband. but this hurt her worse than any. be- j cause aha had driven ths teem that I crushed the life out of her child. - lOeayrtght 1004, by W. ft, Rsarstl' Some mens viU arise In der street oar und glf a pretty girl delr seat and den go home und kick der vtfa on der anme Because dinner ts) delayed at trans- mission. a uueu root una a is money, vas noon Ktnd vords nefer die, even dough dey . i .... A vissling man seldom svears. ksoansi dem dot haf to listen do tt for hlnv A man runs la debt, but be ouid on dor erawL - An honest confession vas no gost for r Habit la a vunderful ding; but It Defer yet mads a man look for der towel be- ,or " t r sosFin hte syse. Der man dot tries to please eferbody Is der same fellow dot can took a drink ef visky or let It alone. Ha don't do needer. v ,- ., .. f Der trouble mlt soms peoples to dot a,, unrm alnlt a goet fellow te alee a goet dlDg, t ,. ; ,., m. -: '--- ' It vag a vleked ding to play card, for money, eggapeclaUy. If you doan d gat ... D. DINKKLSPIEC, per Oeorge V. Hobart, 17. ABVOB) OBRIRR, vr From ths New Tork World. 1 The latest Lenuon anecdote concern- tng Mr. Wuliam Waldorf Astor date. a KWlaln lllanM aim Km , the soceotrio expatriate at which ths Hon. Joseph Chamberlain and hta, wlfs were guests. - . - J The .wo started In ample time, but owing to a Street blockade were delayed and arriving one m Saute Ute. Ushered into toe reception room, they found it vacant. Tbe sueeta had been seated 1 proropUy on the stroke of ths hour. v Ur. Chamberlain wasn't worried. , -r.it iiv a.ter tm em. and -. Mrs Chamberlain to the table, ' fie said i', in his blandest tops to the flunky. Tf y yes. air," said the - servsnt. v1 lth one glance at ths awe hufplrtng " n?dclft He must have delivered the massage. Mr. Astor sams. A Stood Saris as saioefc.v . , . From the New Tork Tribune. Despite ths presidential comae Tan. V moj season nss emereo. a pen ita way auspiciously, and ths outlook is esV- con raging for excellent returne to agar a, playwright and players, . . . Wont Work Bow Ways, ,J rrtBuns...,.,i.-t From the Chicago Tribune. A man cannot have his Interest to am and keep his Principle clean,- . ,4