' Tin3 OREGON SUNDAY JOUKNAU POKTCAND. , SUNDAT MORNTNO, JUNE 8 . 1804. V, Street Courtships arid Lax Marriages in tHe Land of Pretty Girls 2 m , v (By Trederle 4 luUa.) v ("del CortMpendeece ( The JournL) rujvTE viijko, Uruguay, may i. Aside from revolutions, uru guay la probably mora noted for Its pretty girls than any other thin. . The , romantic aide of southern Ufa haa been heralded a, treat , deal, but the average northerner, after siting up the situation in a sentimental way, la. likely to. conclude ' that the courtships are too atrlot and the mar ' ruses not atrlot enougn. . -, . - When a your. nan decides to pay hla attentions to a young woman, ho be gins by locating her ' residence and pacing up and down' in, front of It He may have to put 'In several hours a day at this Job for weeks and months before he succeeds In getting the young lady to look out of the window. If she looks out while ho Is doing his solitary sentry duty In front of her home, oven though she does not notice him, her action is taken as encourage ment to his suit. When she begins to return his ardent glances, after a few weeks more of patient parading, then things may be said to , be coming on fairly well. ' Up to this .time not a word ' has passed between the young people. They have never spoken In their Uvea All they know of each- other's character or disposition , Is hear-say. The young ,man now approaches the father of the girl and aaks his permission to speak to her. This granted, ho approaches the house and as she leana over the balcony, they have their first conver sation. There is nothing to prevent the members of the neighboring fami lies from bearing all that passes be tween them and there is generally an Interested audlenos to this preliminary skirmish, as It might be called. When the young man finally enters the house he has no mors prlvaoy In the courting man lr ha bad remained in the street. because-on or mora members of -the family remain In the room during his call to keep their aye on him, and listen to What he baa to nay...-.' .. ( ' Marriage lottery. ' . They may listen as ' attentively as they will, yet they will not hear much. His remarks . aro confined to compll- mentary statements to the girl. He begins with her hair, and ends with her feet He tells her that she Is beautiful and says It la as many ways as ho Is capable. She says "thank you", to all hla remarks and the call Is over. He never has a moment alone with her until ha gets, her homo from the marriage ceremony. Ha doss not know whether he Is getting an angel or a shrew. The bride is going It even more blindly than the groom. But It all' eomes out in the wash. The Latin honeymoon is noted for Its brevity. The groom's ardency soon burns itself out He Is as indifferent In the role of a husband aa he was con stant In that of a suitor. The wife aocepts his Inconstancy and devotes herself to bringing up her children. It would be untrue to . aay that this Is always the case, but It Is generally so. The light manner in which South American men hold their domestic re lations la not at all In accordance with Anglo-Saxon standards. The northern wife generally leaves the roof of the man who neglects her so wantonly. Southern men are always starting rev olutions and ths women ought to try their hand at tba game. They certainly have the provocation. Tba social customs of Uruguay are all radically different from thoao in vogue in the United States. In our oouatry the gentlemen, when passing lady acquaintances on the street, wait for the fair ones to speak first The Uruguayans reverse this rule. The man must make the first sign of recog nition, and. when a man doffs his hat to a lady, she noda at him whether she knows him or not This practloe gave rlsa to a good practical Joke In Monte video not long ago. a young tnan from the states, who had quite a rep utation at home for being an active circulator among the ladles, went to the steamer to meet a friend from North America, another young man who seldom allowed a pretty girl to pass without siting her up. The flret young man had only been In the south few months, out aa they walked up tha street It was noticeable that a great many women nodded to him. The second young man aald: "Tou seem to know a few of the girl a even if you have only been here a short time." Hla friend looked at him In a chesty way for a moment, then replied: ''Tea, and they are a fine lot The moat sociable people on earth. Why, old fellow, I know every woman In Monte video." The capital of Uruguay la a city of several hundred thousand In habitants, and the new comer cautioned the boaster to go slow. A bet was made and they started out In the first block they met five women; In the second, seven; and ao on for many squares. Every time the hat came orr, i I Mm.. " .fc-V" VI V It T V " 'it v. " AT M 1 V. a. 1 1 v ; v'V Mil km 1 ' A? f COUNTRY LOVERS IN URUQUAT. there was a smile and nod In return. The new comer gave in and told his friend ha was a wonders After he had paid hla bet ha was told, about the pe culiar custom, and now he la waiting for soma stranger to show up so that he can get evea : laay Mai's raradlse. Every year is leap year In Paraguay. There are six women In the country to every man. A long time ago thla little nation passed through a disas trous war during whloh the major portion of tba mala population waa killed. Btranae to aay. nature haa not corrected this unequal state of affairs. for since that time tha great majority of all children born have been girls. A bachelor does . not stand any more ahow of saoaping. matrimony in Para guay than an old maid in aissks. m muat marry or give soma mighty good reason for not doing aa There are so many women after him that It la leas trouble to marry one of them than to be continually bothered by all of them The nrevalllng scarcity of men haa made the women a rather strenuous lot From necessity, they have learned to do the work generally performed by the sterner sex, and while doing so, nave not been slow In taking up some nanus that we think are not polite for ladlea They are mighty good Judges of smok-Ina- tobacco and are large consumers of strona- claare. Although handl capped by a heavy basket on their head, one of them can Uck into the wind and light her cigar as cleverly aa an Irish man or a cowboy. 1 J ' . w . ww and everything they need In the front part of their waists so that ah article they require will be within easy reach without taking the load orr their neaa. After making a sale of fruit or vege tables one of them will toss a coin Into the bosom of her dress like a mer chant would throw caah into his money drawer. It does not embarrass them in the least to make change. Men are ao scarce that when a woman gets a hus band she takee splendid care of him. He can have his meals at any hour, and need never bother his head about the flour barrel being empty hla wife looks after that. In addition to being great field for the exerclae of feminine activity. Paraauay may truthfully be said to rank as a laiy man s paraaise. Country life In these far-away places haa many strange features. Althougn the climate Is warm, the people live Drlncloally upon meat. Mutton Is the ereat staple. The favorite way of pre paring It la to boll It wun vegeiaDies, sfter which It Is served in a large dish the family gathering around with knlvea and sDoons. each one helping himself according to his wants. Very little bread Is used by the poor natives living In the country districts. The kind that Is used Is so hard that a hammer comes In handy In breaking It to pieces. The principal pastimes are horse racing, card playing, and dancing, i ne men are per fectly at home, on their animals, and have the reputation of being very ac complished horsemen. But they are very cruel to their beasts. They over work them and do not properly feed them. The one thing that all travelers notice Is the way In which they drive. Instead of going slowly at the beginning of a Journey, In order to give their horses a chance to warm up gradually, they put them to the gallop from the start, and as a consequence they are soon winded. Then they lash them unmercifully to keep them on the go. It Is pitiful to see high-strung, spirited animal fairly run oft Its legs, snd then beaten half to death to get a few more miles of travel out of It. The horses are willing enough If they were only handled In the proper manner. The way In which the poor beasts are misused Is shocking. It Is a frequent alght to see fine looking speci mens with one eye knocked out. or an ear missing, all tha result of useless cruelty and brutality, t A man who will ride his steed at a forced pace all day and then leave it standing hungry and thirsty all night while he enjoya him self and takes his rest Is not much of a man, no matter what also may be Bald of him. ' - Neither do the natives understand the art of hitching their horses to vehicles. They hook on sis or aeven animals in tha most haphazard manner. It Is a hard Job to get them started and a bigger un dertaklng to stop them. One of the big, lumbering stages will circle a few times In the attempt to get the horses headed right, and when the start is fairly made, the pace makes one think of the line In the old song which runs, "Hold onto yer seat. Miss Lisa Jane." The natives are skillful card players. They know most all the games, and are up to many tricks. . They deal from the bottom ard always to the left It la a slow gamo that doea not end In a fist fight or a cutting scrape. The country people are great lovers of music. Their nightly gatherings are similar to those of the negroes In the southern part of the United Btatea. except that the guitar is used Instead of the banjo. One of the country dandles, dressed up for a aesslon with his girl, looks like a character in a comic parade. If she listens to his blar ney and goes to live with him, she will be treated but little better than the poor horse who serves him so faithfully and well. Thla calls to mind Benito, who owned LiTa,;.;'!" 'I T ITWlUlu"! ill t Till W V. AV. 0 (if '-.Vrf- 11 ... i 1 ' 4 I : A 1 mm in i n . !i ; YiVW S ail MI i lv rU r'X ' it- ; i f MONTEVIDEO IS NOTED FOR ITS PRETTT GIRLS. BENITO THE WATER CARRIER. mule and a woman and a dog. The mule is mentioned first because Benito spent more time with it than he did with the women. Benito wss a water carrier, but he usod very little of it himself. He weht often to the country saloon where he drank much liquor. After wards he always slept Arousing from his drunken slumber, he would curse his woman, kick his dog. and whip-his mule aa together ttvey went over the hill for more water. Benito's head was cov ered by a coarse growth of stiff, black hair. His cranium ran up to a point, He waa not In the habit of thinking great lofty thoughts, becsuse his head was not shaped for such things. There was a treacherous glesm In his black squinting eyes. He had a way of laugh ing when nothing funny had been said or done. Look out for those people who are always giggling when there Is no oc casion for It They are Just as certain to be angry without reason. Well, to make a long atory short, a missionary got held of Benito one day. and because he giggled like a fool, the good soul thought he had an amiable dis position, and that he ought to be re deemed. The redemption of Benito oroved to be a story of disaster with many chapters. If ever a man of Ood had a sore trial, the native proved such to that missionary. Benito would walk the straight and narrow path for a. day or two, then he would let loose like a wild est The good man had written the account of the water carrier's redemp tion to his denominational paper, under the head of "Another Brand Plucked from the Burning," but before- the steamer arrived with the printed copies of the paper, the "brand" was back In tha . (Ire again, and had broken one of tha mule's ribs with a club. A few days respite only seemed to make him worse when he did break loose. The mule and the woman and the dog felt uneasy dur ing one of those quiet spells, because they knew it was merely a calm before the storm. t Faithfully did the missionary strive to encompass the roul and conscience of Benito with the doctrine but some wsjr : or another he could not make-It stick. There were some of us who believed It wss not the missionary's fault nor tha fault of the doctrine he taught but that his pupil did not have enough brains In side of his head to understand what waa expected of him. or, if be did understand, not enough strength of character to com ply. Argument is wasted on all of bis kind. Force is the only law they know. The most effective way to reform a bully Is to use a club. II Students in High Schools and Colleges Ignorant of the Bible I From the Chicago Tribune. T"X R. IRA N. REM SEN, president of U Johns Hopkins university, re cently made the assertion that much of the present lack of good engllsh in the schools waa due to the lack of biblical knowieoge ana me proper appreciation of its beautiful .ng llsh. Dr. Rem sen made the statement that if a score of Bible texts were selected and mingled with lines taken from tha modern poets, few persons In the schodia or out of them would be able to dlstin ' gulsh tha sacred quotations from those taken from the poets. This fact, aa ha saw it was held to be a menace to the development of literary style. Constd erlng the Bible merely aa a work of lit erature. Dr. Remsen was of the opinion that allowing it to sink into neglect and obscurity must prove disastrous to the literary prospects of the future. For 1 the child not to memorise many of the beautiful texts of the scriptures while It Is yet young Is looked upon by the doctor as so much opportunity lost In its literary education. To discover how truly Dr. Remsen has spoken of Chicago schools and their pupils, the Sunday Tribune has prepared a list of quotations, scattering seven passages from the Bible among 2S from the world in general. These quotations were printed upon slips of paper, leav ing room for answers at the right of each question, and in submitting these slips to classes no notification was given to the students. Ten to twelve minutes were given to each class for answering. In tho beginning Superintendent Cooley refused to allow the slips to be distributed in either tne normal school or any of the high schools of- the city. Mora liberalr-Profr-Thomas-Holgato of Northwestern university and Profs. Bel field of tha high school and Jackman of the School of education in the Uni versity of -Chicago, entered into the spirit of tha thing, each holding that It waa a pretty etlff list of quotations to go before a class at a moment's notice, but each recognizing the interest at taching to tha opportunity for an an swer. In tha 73 answers received from these three- schools tha interest of the Individual students was marked. Tha list of 80 quotations prepared was submitted with tha understanding that If possible the . book from which the Bible quotation and tha lay selection . were taken should be named, but if the student could not so designate, merely to gtva tha Bible credit for the biblical quotations and tha profane writer credit for tha others would be sufficient - Following Is tha Ustr the authorities - for tho quotations having been affixed: 1. He kept him aa the apple of his eye. Deuteronomy. 2. Mine ayes have seen tha glory of the coming of tha Lord. "Battle Hymn of the Republic" - . , I. O. inhabitant of Lebanon, that mak est thy nest in tha cedars. Jeremiah. 4. And ona far off. divine event to ward which tha whole creation move Tennyson's "In Memoriam." . 6. And ha shall rule them with a rod of Iron. Revelation. - v- , ' s. A little learning Is a dangerous tblnjrPopa'g ;"Easag5 oa CrlUciaa, , 7. Handsome la that handsome doea Goldsmith's "Vicar of Wakefield." 8. Faint with love, tha lady of the south lay In the paradise of Lebanon, under a heaven of cedar boughs. Shel ley. 9. Even from out thy alime the mon sters of the deep are made; each sone obeys thee; thou goeet forth dread, fathomless, alone. Byron's "Chllde Harold." 10. I went into the deserts of sleep that world which like an unknown wil derness bounds this with Its recesses wide and deep. Shelley. 11. And ghastly through the driaxllng rain, on the bald street breaks the blank day. Tennyson's "In Memoriam." 12. For wisdom la better than rubles; and all the things that may be desired are not to be compared to it Proverbs. 13. A Daniel come to Judgment Shakespeare's "Merchant of Venice.' 14. One touch of nature makes the whole world kin. Shakespeare's "Trol- lus and Cresslda." IB. How wretched is that poor man that hangs on princes favors. snakes Deare's "Henry VIII." 1. He tempers the wma to tne snorn lmh. Sterne's "A Sentimental Jour ney." 17. It Is not good tbat man snouia ne lnn. Genesis. 18. For lo. the winter is past, tne rain is over and gone, the flowers appear on th earth, the time or tne singing 01 birds is come, and the voice of the tur tle la heard in the land. eong 01 boio mon. . is. Full many a flower Is born to blush unseen. Gray's "Elegy." 20. But winter, lingering, chills tho lap of May. Goldsmith's ."The Trav eler." 91 Tn the anrinar the young man's fancy Uarhtly turns to thoughts of love. Tennyson's "Locksiey au. - 22. To tha angel of the church in Philadelphia, write: These things salth ha that is holy, he that is true, ne mat hath the key of David, he that openeth and no man shutteth. and shutteth and no man openeth I know thy works. Revelation. 8S. Water, water everywnere, nor any drop to drink. Coleridge'a "Ancient Mariner," , ' 24. I am escaped try tne skin 01 my teeth. Book of Job. 26. All is not gold that glittera. Ba con. " , , 2. Thy love did read by rote and could not spell. Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet" 27. Hates any man the thing ha would not kllW Shakespeare's "Merchant .of Venice." . . w . 28. Good . wine aeeda no bush Shakespeare. 29. Knowledge comes, but wisdom lin gers. Tennyson's "Locksley HalL" . to. Reading maketh a full man- Ba con. '' -' ..'' ."' In tha preparation of these quotations several more or lass "catch" quotations were Inserted. Save for tba claaa tn literature In Northwestern university, there were dosena of answers accrediting- tha first line of tha "Battle Hymn at tha Republic" q tho scrtpturaa. la the class from Northwestern not one failed to designate its source. The line "All Is not gold that glitters" was taken from Bacon. At the same time Shakespeare uses exactly the samt words In different phraseology to read: "All that glitters la not gold." Not one attributed the Baconian phraseology to Bacon, but one student from Northwest ern university transposed It to the Shakespearean before she credited It to Shakespeare. In most cases the quota- tlon was recognised aa from Shakes peare. Analyzing the answers received to these questions, It Is shown at a glance that the younger young people In the city are losing the Influence of the Bl ble. As Dr. Remsen has said, the time was when the young child In school and in Sunday-school memorised passages from the scriptures. Thus, fixed In the memory, they were not easily forgotten. Evidences are that students in North western university tnay have come un der the earlier training and that they might have made their selections for Bible quotations five years ago With as much certainty as tbey made the selec tlons yesterday. At least, It is a slg nlflcant showing that while eight of Northwestern's class picked six of the seven Bible texts and four found the full seven, there were eight pupils In the University of Chicago high school who could not find pne text, and eight who could find only one. One of the oddities of the table, show ing six of tho high school class unable to name the Bible texts. Is the fact that two of these pupils named six each of the literary quotations figures that are a good average for any of the classes. 8ixteen out of the 30 students in North western university fell below this num ber In their answers, and only eleven ex ceeded it On the other side of the biblical proposition, however, there is the fact that some of thos students showing the best knowledge of the Bible make a poor showing in literary selections. From all points of view and with re gard to the quotations submitted, noth ing lii the whole list approaches in familiarity the lines, "Water, water everywhere, nor any drop to drink." It could not have been guessed that the knowledge of the line and Its authorship would have exceeded the knowledge of the first line of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" Some one may find in the fact the disposition of the young to delve Into the uncanny and the morbid of literature. Certainly 'too child ever read under favorable conditions this poem of Coleridge's without falling un der Its spell. At the same time It is hard to believe that the same child, hearing the "Battle Hymn of the Re public" could afterward so far forget aa to ascribe Its authorship to the Bible,, pr to fall, as dosens of others did, fo make oven a guess as to Its origin. The expression. "I am escaped by , tha skin of my teeth." waa considered one Of the difficult catch quotations from the Bible. It was answered correctly by six students from Northwestern uni versity, two ascribing it to Job in par Uculaii while two pupil la h Uoiveci slty of Chicago High school Identified It aa holy writ Considered as class tables In general. the returns from the University of Chi cago High school show a better knowl edge of literature In general than or lit erature of the Bible, allowing for the fact that only seven Bible selections were taken in contrast to the 23 lay quotations. The School of Education of the Unl verslty of Chicago mars its correctness in distinguishing Bible texts by naming an unusual number of literary quotations aa coming from the same source. To find only four texts and name nine oth ers wrongly Is a bad showing worse than falling to distinguish a single Bible line and finding six lay quota tions. As to Northwestern university's show ing In its table, the lowest Biblical count Is two, while the same Individual has five literary points to his credit In the same claas. however, two Of the four who have perfect scores on Biblical texts have only five credits each on the lay selections. The best work of any individual in any school is the identification of the seven Biblical texts, together with 13 of the literary lines and two errors In the total of 22 answers. The highest number of answers attempted by any Individual waa 25, showing 12 literary answers and the seven Bible answers correct but with six errors in the marking. In view of the certainty that not one literary adult in 10,000 could have an swered every question correctly In the full sense of the term, the showings of these schools may be considered fairly good. At the least they will not disap point Dr. Remsen greatly In any case. Dr. It H. Belfleld of the University of Chicago High school always has been an advocate of the use of the Bible In the schools if for no other purpose than to put before the growing generation Its well of pure English. Anything that will cause the young people to turn to the book of books in any spirit must be to their advantage," said the doctor, as he received a bunch of proofs of The Sunday Tribune's quo tations. "Without question there is a lack of knowledge 'of the scriptures among the young people of today. I have seen It here in the schools, as I have seen it everywhere else in schools. '1 have always said that the, Bible might be presented to students in the schools without the least pressure upon them to believe one way or another. As llterature.lt cannot be left out without loss. It should be read at least as any other history, leaving the student to think for himself. But If It is not to be a text book In the schools, the whole student body Should be urged to look into it In their own time and take ad vantage of Its literature." Dr. Belfleld waa not at all enthusiastic as to the outcome of the answers, but be was willing to submit the list-of quotations with a keen Interest The It slips distributed tn tha school went to the fourth year class with a time limit for anawerlng of Just II minutes. Indi vidually . and collectively these papers returned to Tha Quad, Tribune are a study, representing ss they do an unex pec ted tax upon the memories of the students, with only 24 seconds to a ques tion. ' The ability of the individual student to mark the Bible texts was the chief test and considering the selections made It is almost unbelievable that eight students of the total 26 were unable to mark a single Bible quotation, that eight others could point only one each, while another five could pick only two each from the seven Bible verses on the lists. Yet two of these pupils who could make no certainty of a single Bible text answered six questions each In the lit erary miscellany, while the two who made the record of six Bible quotations out of the seven could mark only seven and four respectively of the literary se lections. The largest number of quota tlons marked on any list was 18, and the persons making them found four Bible texts and failed on every other point In the 18. The analysis of these answers shows several features that appear to be com mon to the pupils of the class. For In stance, 26 out of the 31 competitors were ablo to name the source of the lines from the "Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner," though Coleridge was spelled In half a dozen ways and the author ship of the poem was credited to several other men. Again, one or the seem lngly easiest quotations for the class was from the "Battle Hymn of the Re public." but 11 students credited It to the Bible, only 12 could place Its authorship, while eight made no at tempt to name it One student who did come near enough to be counted wrote "Glory Hallejah" after the lines; one of those counted out called it the "Star Spangled Banner." One of the selections most commonly attributed to the Bible Is the line from the "Sentimental Journey" "He tem pers the wind to the shorn lamb." Six students credited this to the Bible, while for the most part the others left It un marked. The line, "I am escaped by the skin of my teeth," taken from Job, found only two answers that were cor rect and few Others attempted to name its author. One pupil of whimsical turn wrote after the lines, "Water, water everywhere, nor any drop to drink," tho words, "A Hollander, doubtless." In the answers the methods of the" in dividuals are brought out clearly. The papers where only three or four of the quotations are marked and all of these markings correct are at wide variance from the papers where 12 are answered and nine wrong and 18 answered with 14 wrong. In the University high school ,as a whole, however, the tables show a marked lack of knowledge of Bible lit erature. Dr. Thomas Franklin Holgata of tha Northwestern university, dean of the College of Liberal Arts, waa Interested enough- to distribute SO of the Sunday Tribune's slips to a class In literature where the average age of students was 21 years. Only 10 minutes tima Twss given to the answering or tba questions. but In that -19 minutes it was demon- ' t strated. that somewhere between the high school ages and the maturity of 21 years there Is a disposition Tor the student to delve into the literature of the Bible. There was no failure on the part of any student to find at least two Bible quotations. The lowest record was the naming of two texts from the Bible, while out of the total of 30 students four of them found every text and eight found six texts each. But oddly enough. 18 pupils fixed upon the line, "He tempers the wind to the shorn lamb," as having come from the Bible; of the four who named every Bible quotation correctly three gavo credit to the Bible for the line, and of the eight who found six of the Bible texts, six named the Bible as the source of the proverb. Just one pupil, evi dently a young woman, gave the correct answer, attributing it to Sterne's "sen timental Journey." Contrasting with the high school class, no one failed to mark the lines from the "Battle Hymn of the Repub lic" One named It as "Marching Through Georgia," and another calling It the "Battle Hymn of tha!. Republic" ascribed the authorship to Mrs. He- mans. That "It Is not good for man to be alone," a young woman attributed to "Longfellow's 'Miles Standlsh,' an idea from the Bible." From the University of Chicago high school three fourths of the pupils mark ing slips avoided the line. --"A-- Daniel come to Judgment" The other fourth, however, answered correctly. Oddly enough, from the older students from Northwestern university four papers were marked opposite the line: "From the Book of Daniel." One of the Northwestern pupils "bit' at the catch paragraph from Revelations beginning, "To the angel of the church In Philadelphia, write." The answer of this student was: "From the Mormon Revelations I" To the other line with two authorships "All is not gold that glitters" the universal credit given to Shakespeare for the line was tempered by the student's note. "All that glitters Is not gold." The first arrangement of the line Is from Bacon, while in giving credit to Shakespeare this one writer makes the change conforming it to the text of "The Merchant of Venice." The best individual paper submitted shows 25 answers attempted, covering every Bible text and missing only five of the literary quotations. On tha showings made, the lines from the ."An cient Mariner" are better known to tha class than any other In literature, J or not one failed to name lta authorship. . - It waa reserved for the school of education class in the University of Chi cago to make soma changes tn tha order of things connected with the contest Most of those competing received tha Impression that' simply to mark the Bible texts "Bible." and to write "Out of It" for the selections not Identified with the testaments. , . :. ?iOne student attained the maximum of seven in the picking out of the Bible texts and confused no other quotations with the scriptures. Two others wha picked out the seven texts added re spectively five snd two of the other se lections to Bible authorship. The worst case of individual Ignorance of the Bible showed four texts identified. ; While nine other literary quotations were credited to the same source. r Con-, sldered from tha point of view of ac curate answerings, however, the pupil -who Identified six Blblcal quotations snd confused no others with the same auth- . orlty may be counted best . In this school's list Sixteen papers were returned to The . Sunday Tribune by Prof. Wilbur 8. Jackman of the school. Four of these students who answered In 'line with the rest of the classes hi the contest have -fair records to their credit three find ing five texts each and one finding the' total of seven. . Eight of the students credited Mrs. Howe's hymn lines to the Bible. Twelve of them were certain that Sterne's Una was from the same source, snd five credited "A Daniel come to Judgment" to the Book of Daniel. " tb noxTXjro bags. From the Catholic Standard. I've been readln'.the papers And watchin' the capers ' - Of Russian and Jap on the land and the sea; . And It's got me to guessln Why some names is mlssln' That should be conspickyus wbort flghtln's so free. Sure! where are the Relllys, The Caseys and Kileys, And all of the tribes of tha Macs and . the 0sT . There was never real flghtln' Or wrongs to be rightin' 'But some o" them byes d be strikln" their -blows. -v - Now the longer 1 ponder The struggle out yonder Where the Jap and the Russian are fllrtin wld Fame. The. more I'm decidtn' . -The Irishman's hidln' Behind the quare front of a baythenlsh name,- -. . . ... If ye read of "PatrlskT Or -Mlchelkomtskl" v , ' ' Te'U know they're not Russian at all. If ye're wise. - And the Jap Tomohara" :.;- !,. , . And "Teddlmsgara" 4 ' . . ' Are simply good Connaught men that In disguise; ' . 4. .' j: What the trasf . it'M: 5 From the New York Time : ' The Rev. Dr. Ratnsford. while taking , a stroll along Madison avenue one tan day. met a poor hot, poorly clad; set with an unusually intelligent fae Bald ha to the lad: "Don't you go to Sunday school, ay boyr - "Nope; but I us"d ter." "Why did you give It ui'T" 'Causi from th whv m t talked, I knew dsrnM A n-- -went to heaven 'c I t - women. ' So what's tUe t