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THE OREGON DAILY JOURNAL! PORTLAND. SATURDAY EVENING, MAY 7, ., 190 iV ; BESSY: BUSYBODY fife--' ..vas:;H:.'H:'' :; A-'y'VwV"'. l '' , . . ' : - . .: .... . ' .. - - - . a nirt TOT) PVTft SP fW w ihu r:. ALL OP A SLT5DEN I met an Ugly Monster, and I knew It wat 3 BEFORE HE COULD recover from hit surprise I told him la- !!I iSJiTf l",0 V ST, ' Ih,,T W,A en Omright ol. He growled, and raited hYdub. wring he would eat me few Joe Miller jokes, and he bghed until the rocki rattled. Then I asked egtf mki atiduflf out of hie mouth? M Well, yoo can thank your fof dnner" j k WM ,, up with Bie. But I put on a bold him to please (how me the way home. But he eaid, "Come with me, little ran fur that I taw one. and Iope it will be my bit You tee, I ran away jace anl said nicslbingt W himand told ijmlw gUdJitomeeca nd I will let you ride home on my pet donkey." trmn school ami went Vay op in the mountstna. Real Live Ogre. HE BROUGHT out a funny Cola donkey tnd told M ID gt I aboard. "But u you value your life, never tay Slinky-dink' to him. VV&n you get home, turn him Ioom and he will come back to ma ood by." - And of -I went- : : ' ;. ' : ' . . rrv jSr ' V 7 1 WELL, SIR. I JET haXft any more Aan sot trailed when that "RlnkfKfink" kept a buxxin through my head, and 1 was burning with curi. flthr to know what k could mean. At toon at I sot round the firat rock 1 Jomped of and taid to the donkey :"RInkyidIhkr ""' 6 THAT WAS THE gooi! word,- all right, all right I -Rinky dinkT' wat the magic tign that made the gold and jewels pour out of that wonderful donkey's ears like water out of fire hose. I snatched the saddle blanket and gathered the treasure all up in it, and put tome in my pockets. Just as I had it all ready to start for home, a Bold Bad Brigand poked hit nose over the rocks and taid : "Hands up I" 7 WELL, IF THAT Robber wasn't the tlkkett In the holiness f He Jet' dumb down from the rock, and dumb up on the donkey, with the treasure bag behind him and aidt.GiddaprXhat wat all there wat 10 (fcl Pretty'toon I heard footsteps. 8 THEN THE OWNER of the footsteps came into view, and, O, horrors I Ir ti the Ogre himself. " Aha I" he hissed hoarsely. "So you had to tay .'RinkyHluilC did you2 -Too shall pay or it I -Just at toon at (can get you home III eat you up lM , -' - ,--'-?- :' i t niipjirnM " . .v ! JU'Dnrinn : f "TOTffl .'.,,,. o -THEN HE CRABBED me and took me back to his art. There : hf tlammed me into a dungeon in the rocks and locked the door. He grumbled at he walked away, "Guest I'll fry you for dinner to-night P My, but t wat dark in that hole I fc . a ' to AS SOON AS I ww able to lr tip and take notice I discovered a tiny tpeck of light 'way back in the cave. 1 trumbled over' the ttoneHn my. haste to get to the spot, and there, ture enough, I found little Jiole leading to the open air eoine fox's doowav, f suppose, j, lilPi1i! ' l WELL 1 NEARLT scratched my finirer nails off diffaina m WtT OUt. but at last 1 Wat fr mM mAr, . I mtilH hrir ihr (brr rnmmn back to "cook me for dinner, ao 1 ran for dear life down to the seashore. o. Wird a fishinff boat that wn in cart!na out. I urat-M a onA nterr mnA aC jewel I had put in my pocket, and called to the fishermen if take me aboard. i4 .j:w-a 1 VCJ , I1 St' "1. ji'f. '!,";'! ''"''ij v'' .vi '5 ' ' 'iV!'."''' ,' ',.);' '?' '''''''' :i'ijliijl!SiSii!!i;i!lji t f RAN OUT in the water and lumped in the boat, and . L.I I .. . . , . J .1.. L- ' 1 . " m . T . ' . 1 sailea just at tnr jre appcarcu uvcr mc iwh in nur pursuir. Mfbbe that! Ogre wasn't wild with rage! He ran out into the water, and almost eot to I US Del ore ne came 10 ui( uuic, n ik vicar unucr. so we wercl saved, and toon we could tee tne ugrr swimming oagc to shore.