THE OREGON SUNDAY JOURNAL, PORTLAND, SUNDAY MORNING. APRIL" i, R i't tttt tttt'tfm Ito Says -AbSilfcthielBiff 'Events of 4eee"eee British House of Commons Holds Its Fifty-Seventh An- ;v ; if nul Humorous Discussion p '.... fBy JTaady Henry Somerset) (Ooprrlgnt. 1004,'. by WV K. Heant Great Brlula Blghu Referred.) NCE mor the same fare has been -enacted In the national theatre Of , the House ot Commons and the a me dreary gag baa been enun ciated, which does duty year by' year the argument why women are not fit to vote, and la received seriously by the . house, v ? '-', ;f":;'v;"-f ."' Fifty-seven years ago John Stuart Mill . Introduced a resolution In favor of woman j suffrage. ,. and . almost i each . succeeding year the subject haa been dlscuaaed. , rather aa anacademle question than one : of serious, tnv.vW -j Vi-tv Cheap and vulgar humor has never been wanting to point (o the results' If such, a measure passed Into law. , Extravagant proposals were supposed to be hidden under the modest demand for the parlia mentary vote. The outcome, however; of quiet, persls tap t work and greater en 'llghtenment la clearly visible . when the house of commons laat .week gave assent to the principle of ' granting women i Tot by majority of lit on the 41 vision, cv-v - . No sight m really more comic than this assemblage of men Intent on finding valid reasons against woman's enfran chisement, but the shifting sands of po lltlcal life are gradually but surely -dis placing the solid ground oa , which the opposition was founded. The growth of democracy in this. country and the In creasing power of the labor movement are ' much ; In her favor, for they have recognised . the need - of her ' work' and worth, and the mother- country r has learned a lesson not to be forgotten from the example of the daughter lands elsewhere.- . v , -1.. , It was said. "by one who was not a woman seeking her rights oppressing for ward her claims, that "there .had never been In the history of the- world a de mand made, for the liberties of one-half of the human race;' and when the great abolitionist wrote these words, Wendell Fhilltps was not speaking then about those to whose freedom he had devoted his. life, but for the women who had helped him so largely In that great cause, and to whose devoted work the emancipa tion of the negro was in a great measure - ... woman suffrage has , due. The ttUH or passed out of the region of ridicule; it la now a question of practical politics, and therefore is likely to excite an even fiercer opposition than In the past. We must divide the objections against this question Into those that -are sincere and' those- that axe Insincere. At the outset, however, we are bound to admit , that those who object to wo man suffrage often take a different View of woman's place In the economy of the world, and we are often startled when we realise now mucn we have still- to lesrn from, them; but t 'was not a little aston ished when, a few years ago, I read as article by a' gentleman whose nam is known' In the literary world In on of our leading magaslnes, pleading for more en joyment in life,-In which he said; "Why should I not enjoy my sherry, my chrys anthemums, my dog, my gun, my wife and my sport T" ..-. - When you find Women classified In that way.i you cannot be altogether surprised that suoh men think women should have no voice in the public management ; of affairs... There are many men who look to women for help In public Questions. and yet most dishonestly deny them the power or voting.' ;. i - vv I do not complain of this, but I do complain tnat women should lend them' selves to Just that sort of work. I have never been able to comprehend how it was that In England women were willing to- do the domestic political labor for men,: to work hard to get men returned for horns constituency, to speak on publlo platforms, and to do all sorts of things which are not supposed to V be their proper celling at all, and then; submit o be told that they are not fit to vote or the candidate for whoso eleotlon they : have .been working. ., It is certainly sometimes not to b wondered at that men are slow to believe that women are In earnest about great questions. The other day, passing through the olty, t noticed the headline advertis ing the contents of an evening paper. which ran . as follows: "Hats will - be worn large. Defeat of the government". 1 men , conspire . to make , It appear that no matter what government stands or falls, the pressing problem of feminine headgear must claim attention T . Or Is It that women are still so Insistent on the paramount Importance of the details of dress, that nothing can yield to Its , de mands? ': - .'.'.; .' . movements, of social progress, I see eye to eye with you, or I diffor from you, as the case may be,, we are both think ing, rational and do not car at all for thjs "Woman Question as a woman's question. I care for It, because It Is a part of the great human question. . o ) But the most potent objection raised Is that by giving women the suffrage, you will create discord In famll life. If that argument was a logical one, It would I have no pessimistic fears as to the future, even If woman is still bound by the swaddling clothes of fashion. Men are equally slaves io tobacco, to sport, to a hundred other forms of self , Indulgence prevent Women having th fight to eker or mu.roc..i xy7 clso any religious freedom.? and It Is ths-experience of almost all lonn 1 UY. nd h .mor ! !? who study human natur that Maponslbll- lne tow ana am ano misery 01 jne lv la tha haat mrltimi in ilovAlnn hsalfhv JWOrld. I feel' men CatUlOt b Contented balanced Judgment and keen, "discern-1 with the present social conditions; they Ing Interest ,' .. ;.; t .-?; Imust see that there Is some room for It Is too late In the day for us to con responsible men and women, then I think over th old objections which have been I there will be a closer tie between men stated again and again as to why woman I and -wbmen than has ever existed before. Is not fit to vote, - and yet V so ' deeply 1 1 amelioration; they must now and then rooted are these prejudices In th minds I ask themselves whether by, ( admitting of many that It Is as well to -ask our- women to their counsels they may not be selves where our opponents Und- - (able to benefit by woman's advice and We are told that woman's Interests help.: They see th misery In our great are so sareguardea tnat she does not I cities, vast masses of population herded need to vote, but is that really soT I do I torether: they know that sweating dens not for a moment detract from th merits! are; eating the very lives put of our oi wnat men nav done, it is because 1 1 population; they must nf un ask .them believe that men have opened the great! selves. "Can women do nothlngT" doors of .opportunity to women that this In th long patient days in th home cause la eventually certain to be vlo-1 she haa solved problems which are the torlous. k t , . ' . sam as these, although on a 'smaller ' For we must not fall to.remember that seal. Can she not therefor bring that every privilege w enjoy today w en-1 practical experience to bear upon these joy jusi Decause men nave relinquished great and Intrtcat questions that affect uwie oy nun me power tney neld, have I the vital life of any nation! given It Into the hands of women. 'Need But although I plead for political lib- we wonoer mat in greatest step of all Orty. I would rather forego this best hu is, slow-In comtngT 4Tear by yes,r w man heritage If such liberty Is to degen- nav won sometning, and although now erat Into laxity-of moral oblls-atlons. and then there may be a retrograde step, I I should be untrue to my best convic- Arcllii,' and; Drink Responsible ; Tf . ai P1 tlons If I did not say that too often In these days, I fee! that woman is build ing up the greatest barrier to her own progress, when I hear it mooted that th most sacred ties are to, be entered Into for remuneration, or that woman is to be Fables rahd Anecdotes By Ambros Sleroe.) , . - (Copyright' J904, by W, B. Hearst) MAN- who wished to be Grand . t-anjanarum or the Republlo of Oakwak was so reticent that he Was known as "the allant nan)l. date. As th country had for years been suffering from loquacity; In high station, this taciturn aspirant was ex ceedingly popular wit's th religious ele ,raent that attended dally mass for th rejwae of the executive tongue. , On morning It was discovered that some on had set up in th great public squar of th capital city a wooden Iraag of a man without a head. On th pedestal was mis inscnpuoniTTh Bllenter Csn dJdata." . ..! j..;,. trt':..:,i'-,f;.'.t-Th other gentleman was not noml- A newspaper war correspondent who had sent to his paper a series of tele grams recounting, the most rapid marches known to military history, re ceived from his editor one day a map of th theatre of war. printed on the roughest, paper that he had ever seen. An accompanying not - Informed him : that the newspaper had adopted a mora conservative policy, and It was thought best that ha use a map supplying in , ferior facilities- for the movement of 'troops and wagon trains. Unable to car ry out his strategical combinations on so resistant a surface, he threw himself jnm me mica or in rray, and, taking poison, was soon dead upon th field of swnoev is ".":' '. :"i:",-:yr.' ' .r A wolf meetlns a tortoise aatd; -'TWV friend, you are th slowest thing out of aoors. .. x ao not see now you manage to escape xrom tout, enemies." , -"As I lack th power to run kway." replied th . tortoise, "Providence has inougniiuiiy supplied me with an 1m penetrable shell."-' v - a , Th wolf refleoted a long tlm then . he said:. . , , .... v5t neems to . that, it would, ve - been Just rasr iclieapv to 'glv you Jong "And then,! 'said th iortolse; :,Vhat would have beeom of $h tortoise-shell como maueiryr. . . , um - r "Nonsense!" the wolf said; "that shell - - pt your is eeUuloi4;:i , Through th mouth of that humble quadruped sp&K "the commercial spirit of th age. A- person who had been a great political leader, but had retired to private Ufa followed by th execrations of his coun try, was observed frothing at the mouth and declaring - that twice two were a parallel of latitude. ?Th poor man has gone unusual," said his party; ''we must put him in an asylum." When arrested he was found to have upon him a de tailed plan for converting old boots Into watch-springs and the outlines of a methol of intercepting nothing In par ticular until there Is enough of It to make a president of the United States H passed th remainder of his life look ing out of a grated window and await ing, his party's return to sanity. l0nJth 'v of a great battle some scouts captured th general of on of th armies and took him before their own cbmmander, who promptly ordered him to th rear as a prisoner of war. i -"But General." said the, crafty cap tive, "I am a chaplain. o j..- "Oh, I e." said the other commander; "and did you, pray for th success of your armyt" , ;' : . ... .'".. "My ' holy .'office' compelled me," was the reluctant answer. ... ; . ' Did vou orav. varv hirl anji tr.... Purely I could do no less." "Turn to th light and let us have a gwa iook st you." ....... :.v,. . After a long scrutiny of th captive's fao th other general said to an offlcvr of the staff: "Glv th fellow whatever no neeas ana turn mm loose. ' Bend away miM. uivtune or inianiry ana 19 batteries of artillery; w shall not require them." An emissary from th president of th unuea nuttes to the emDeror of ihva. slnla was taking leav of that sover eign., who, to attest his regret according to th custom of his county, let fall a uuuu ui icavrs. , . "My fame la assured." 'said the ami. sary; "I have discovered th source of ha Ttffla - ' A widow whose husband had been hanged la chains was keeping vigil by the corps th first night and tearfully beseeching th sentinel who guarded it to let her steal it . ("Madame," he said "I can no longer resist your entreaties; your beauty ovor eomea my gens of duty. I win deliver the body to you and take its place In the cage,, where a stroke of my dagger will baffle Justice and give me the happiness of dying for so lovely a lady." "Faith?" said the lady, "I cannot con sent to th sacrifice of ao nnhla- ttr. If -indeed you look upon: me with favor) yet little by little we , are . slowly but surely gaining ground. ; ,. ' ;. ; I do not altogether regret' that this greatest measure has been slow In com- inc. for th time la not wasted-'. ICvarv yea' woman Is fitting herself for het greater responsibilities, every year la of simply aa agent to produce the population educative .valu to her. and every, year of th state. Such Ideas may by some win onng a more balanced responsibility b considered retrograde, but I believe when the vote Is placed In her hands. that anything which touches the sacred Women are allowed -to- have ' perfect I foundations upon which the whole aoclal liberty as to the religion they adopt and fabrio has been, built not by man. but ther Is no Subject upon which women oy God himself. Is endangering the best feel so keenly as their religious views, I Interests of women. nor Is ther anything more likely to ere There may b much to be desired In ate (Wider division in family life. th mutual obligations of men and wo- It is not suppression of opinion, that Is men, but I feel most strongly that the going to build up the best Interests of greatest strength by which we can build home life,' but th equality of 'the sexes up their future Is not by pulling down In sympathy, in heart in study, and In that which Is' holy, but rather bv aim. t wnen women can say to men,- "I strengthening It on still mora sacred and am part or th state. I shall share with solid lines. you all the' . difficulties of educational I believe the principles which surround th holy mysteries that God himself has corner recently., denouncln law as tvr- opined ar principles that ar eternal. annvr' ' t. i . nd that must last for all time for "I did your honor." ' r' '-"''' ltna ooa of th ommunlty, and although Tha vr law whlnh vnn nnar an. I individuals such principles as the in oeal for protection r.' r I vlolabillty of the marriage tie must some- "Tes, your honor, I hat all law." tlme fall liardly,-let those beware that i "In short you ar- aa anarchtaW are dar? t( touch for fear they destroy you not?" . which. they cannot build again. Tee. I am but not a bigoted one" . Lt n" that w do not interpret - WelL I am not a bigoted nforcr of I jusiic 10 women to mean their emancl- th law, Th prisoners ar discharged. Pon from, th great moral principles and I Jnvlt attention to th fact that which . they hav hitherto been the first you ar without standing in this court" " upnpia, ana wnicn make or mar the - Soon afterward th Judge was removed 1 tuture or a nation. ; - - - : i irom omca, respectea oy an wno Knew him. j; ? , j-U:..'' v'Tv' A famous orator pointed out to his I Alli'fttTlrtVlllCtTI Alow members of th Mbomsu narlla- ""tWlllUUlXlOlll 1-; .f - , A NEW piSEASE fellow members of th M bom gu parlia ment that ' by- not - insisting - - on - their rights they were forfeiting their power, their dignity and their self-respect r "Gentlemen." he exclaimed in impas sioned tones ' that, stirred the sleeping echoes of a thousand previous debates to irrelevant Interruptions, "If you per mit th king to trample you under foot to walk upon you! what ar youT" And a distinguished member of the craven majority shouted; "We are good walking." w , , ' , They wre. - ,.. A Man and Maid. " K. I, In LIpplncott's. ' , - ' ' I. " : ' ''.' '' ',! - THUS LOVE OP A MAN". 1 ' Th, foam on the crest of a billow, -The bead on a brimming glass. Th south wind's kiss and Its whisper- 'f" log sigh, i! v ... Th throb of a heart, andHhe flash of . an ey: r. Man's love, and It's sure' to pass."" THE LOVH OF" A MAID. ' The hush of the waiting morning.' ' " The night bird s tremulous call, - The voice that sobs from th yearning deep, - - The soul awakened that may not sleep: A love that endures through all. ' - V .:: .. K. I, in LIpplncott's. (By atarquls S Oastelan.) . u ivsnvaiuiaai- is : no longer a SPort 4s 1 aa infection. An-infection which, when It has once entered th hlood. will no lannr come out It Is a malady which no reas oning and no - medicine can cur and which leads In a bee line to the tomb. Pathologists call it speed intoxication: I. for my part call it automobllltls, its real name, Just as we speak of appendi citis, or smallpox. . Of Inebriates w say: "One a drunkard always a drunkard." So I say of chauffeurs: "Once a road fiend always" a road-fiend;'1 Thedemon has caught hold of them and once they ar started nothing will stop them. When you see them flying along the road upsetting everything, sweeping up all before them; dogs, goats, sheep, child ren snd women, hav compassion on them; for they ar "madmen with their thoughts In a fine frensy rolling, like those of many a poet ...Th Italians say they are matto and In English we say they ar daft ','",.'.-- ' - Daft they are. - All of them suffer more or less from nervous degeneration, j They exhibit queer' propensities, brutish Impulses and a cynical Indifference that clearly indicate a want of mental equi librium. How . els can we explain the act of one of them who stood up and pompously saluted th body of an old man whom he had Just crushed to death. (By Mrs. Joan A. Sogaa.) .. . (Copyright,. 1904, by tha American-Journal-Ex aminer,' , Great Britain Rlcbts Reserved.) RKACHER8 and teachers assert that - th vices of smoking and drinking are rapidly on . th In crease. . and the demoralising Influence of such indulgence Is more and more manifest every day in the schools and In society. V It Is a ' humiliating thought . If this Is true,' and there Is every indication that it Is. Our wealthy cltisena hav become such travelers abroad that they seem to have adopted the small vices of European countries and to ap all th non-American customs or tns oia wona. It must be admitted that until Inter course with Europe became so frequent and our people began to spend so much time "with the leisure - class abroad they adhered mors tenaciously to their Puritan . Ideas of. right living. ; No spectabl - woman v would - have under taken to outrage publlo, opinion by moKipf ana unnaing. .. . . . 1 The class who may hav Indulged In such habits had no "recognition socially. The -old witches who -were known to snjok ' were looked upon ss veritable Meg. Merrillesv and were supposed to be in. league with vll spirits and given to incantations and fortune-toning. It 'was a long time before our trav elers abroad. : after having adopted these' habits v privately,- wer courage ous en o urn to acknowledge . their de parture from American ideas, of propri ety In women. --' - ,, -. They; wer very Secretive about smoking . and drinking, and would not for the world hav. had any on whose esteem they valued know 'that they Indulged In these vices. . . I remember well . th consternation - with which som American young . ladles whom I was chaperoning observed - a . distin guished party 1 of foreigners who wer dining In ;th -hotel " w her ""vt -wer stopping,- asf th men and women smoked, drank and talked,, th 'women seemingly enjoying the ' cigarettes as much aa th men. ---v" '. ' It was to ; our minds Very shocking to. see these beautiful women- holding cigarettes between their dainty -fingers, puffing the smoke ao' that It ascended above their heads . In successive curia It was so Incongruous, with their, re fined faces and. gentle "manners. ,. .: i ' Russians, Germans, French, Italians, Turks, , Egyptians and Spaniards vie with on another in th use of to bacco, the Spaniards probably leading in the consumption of cigars and cigar ttes. -"-" - -7 -7- - -"-.- -.-- The effect of the excessive use of the deadly tobacco plant la evident th moment you meet the people of Spain, and especially the younger class,' The majority ar ' nervous, swarthy,; dull and untidy. Their teeth and fingers ar stained with nicotine, and altogether they present an unfavorable appearahoe. On contemplate. wHn. deep solicitude th possibility of Americans becoming Just ss demoralised, and If these hab its increase at th stm ratio as during the past 10 years the tlm is not far distant when they will be almost uniJ versa), to the degradation of th race. Already ths alarm has been sounded because of the physical : and ' mental detrimental - effects . of cigars ttes . and drinking on th youth and woman of th nation. Th educators of th ooun try hav tried to prohibit th use of cigarettes by minors, but their efforts to stop It absolutely hav bee futile,,; Th question naturally arises, What can educators do If the women of th land persist In th demoralising, dis gusting and degenerating habit of using toDacco ana iiquori .,. If Americans ar so weak that they ar ' willing to adopt customs so dia metrically opposed to everything Amer ican, what can teachers and preachers do to counteract helr Influence In th homer ir they . are not to b relied upon as being opposed to vlo In all Its forms, ' ther is llttl . to expect in th future.' . . -. .-. -. - Som amlnent writer has said: - "Show m th womon and, I can tell you th character of a nation," Woman ar natu rally expected to be always on th side of virtue and morality. - v v; - Selene ha proven that tooacoo not only destroys - th mind . and body, but the morals of Its victims. -On of th most prominent professional men of this country has stated that, cigarettes are fatal to th high moral character of any on who Uses - them, ' and especially . to that of women. - " . .; ' . W . cannot help thinking . that wive and momars sre largely responsible for th rapid growth, of those- revolting habits, If ss wives .and. mothers they I encourage the us of tobacco by tholr husbands and children by Joining them In either smoking or drinking, or by giving them elaborate tobacco-pouches, pipes, match and : cigarette . holders, ', som of them enameled 'with ballet-; ' dancers Snd all .sorts of devices tnat . suggest dissipation Snd easy morals; -by giving snd accepting lunches . and late suppers at public resorts ana smoking and drinking in these' places with their husbands or others, and by -allowing their daughters to go to even ' the most respectable of publlo places - wUh other-young people. . ;.v - A fashionable hotel or restaurant Is no place for, a young woman to be seen - unaccompanied by her. , parents . or r guardlana To say th least thev ' come to look upon dissipation too flip- v pantly. their standards of high Ideals are lowered, and they are not fitted . ' for th sacred duties of wives and mothers by such exposure and expert .' ence with the world, and tmnk too light ly of the influenoe for right living when tbey ha V become young matrons. . Many , modest lovely youag women hav been completely, spoiled by asso ctftlon with people . who looked upon . , temperance and virtu with contempt Another fruitful source of demorallxa- tion of both sexes is the subtl trick of dealers In -tobacco In offering prises to their patrons which - range from a cent to many dollars, . Inducing their " victims to buy and smoke thsfr poison- ' ous products for th sake of th prises offered. ' Vi ': : ;':...,.-". t.:. One cannot . uelp' feeling that "th women who enter th coupon contests -ar without conscience or proper eppre-' . elation of th evil Influence they ar exerting. . They extravagantly express ":; their . enjoyment of ' certain brands of ; cigarettes. as "dreams of delight" "de- llolous, and many other '"like terms,- - making on shudder at thes evidences v of perverted Minds and morals. There has always been a ' fear- that women s , oiubrooms would gradually b on a par- with thos of man, and that eventually th smoking-room, with all Its appurtenances of tobacco, liquor and cards, would be Introduced. It is claimed that ."bridge whist" . be gets th smoking habit and that smok ing creates a thirst that can Only b sat isfied by - a stimulant; thus . on vie paves the way for all others. . i. GirU Don't Talk Too Mucji. " A mistake made by many women : ..!. 1 jZa 'It. v . m7 .lu v,jr' to talk too much; they chatterror, asluaying: "Honor to the viotlms of prog fh! L?a J5S2SK ,"u,i"!t t0 tmye It was one neatly described. "they talk ressr - vV.7. aofi J "vc, wuoro at you," Such women appear to talk for wk 7m mm-J l &iKmtr$ mix', ihy oiscuss n weauiej TWwrK vwvaV aV UI11 U1S OUUIIUJT, "Nay." said tha sentinel. "I should surely b discovered and torn H rom your arms, in mree aays you can claim the body of your beloved husband: then vou can confer .upon an honorable soldier such happiness and distinction as you ior inina nis aevouon merits." -v-"Three days!" the lady exclaimed. "That Is long for waiting and short for flight; If unincumbered we may reach the frontier. Already the day begins to break let us leave the body, and set OUt" ' "" " : :- Some rowdies, having savae-ely beaten an unoffending person, were hauled be fore a judge and prosecuted bv their vic tim. "I seem- to remember' vou." said the Judge to the prosecuting witness. xia you not make a speech on a street and every hackneyed topic - under the sun, and then -fall back on ndles Ques tions, never waiting to hear an answer. To be a good listener Is to have achieved one of the triumphs of social Ufa and this in itself affords a sur sign, of , a graceful, considerate- manner. Birthdays in Japan. . There are no individual birthdays in Japan, but - a sort of general, birthday. which ; is kept - with great ' -rejoicing. Ther are two of these common birth days, one on the third day of th third month called the ? celebration uf n;th boys." The fifth day of the fifth month is "the celebration of the girls." These days are holidays for the young people, and they receive- presents according to their circumstances and station.- They have been called "the savages of civilisation," and the name could not suit them better. -Their minds are un htngedtjhe, .Instincts. theaK.develop;show a return to a degenerate atavism and a resumption of th violent propensities of primitive human nature. Like all savages, they are cruel add ruthless, en joying the terror-they-inspire, and are delighted when tney nave rrigntened some ' poor villagers to death. They have their frensles like those of the poet- It Is rather a bold comparison, yet it is true. Are there not many who, when tbey are whirling, along in their powerful machines. Imagine that they are dashing ahead on some mythological chaae, like the race to the valley of death In the Valkyries, over landscapes that are strange, preternatural- and dimT . ' ' The dust which whirls-around them In cloud4!, th resistance of the air they cleave, the noise, the shocks., and rolling of th carriage, th landscape which com and go flying and finally vanish In an indistinct has,, all this combines to glv them r the - Impression - of - flying through space In the regions of th f al rles and demigods. - ' . ' .,'r; There is not one out of ten who will not say; . ."It is a pleasure which, I feel, has become a necessity, and .they add "You can legislate all you like against speed Intoxication, you will not suppress it . It exaltsUbe noble faculties of man, his energies, his skill, his contempt of danger, and. contrary to other forms of intoxication,-, it " ele vates - instead - of de basing th mlad." s.. . ; i -; I have 'even known of women who hav spoken lovingly of their auto. They com to cherish the machine which pro cures .them so many sensations of. de light and express ' themselves ' almost with maternal tenderness about it call ing their car 'the dear llttl thing." Such la th disease or the poison against which we are trying to fight Alas, we are only dreamers. It is a pity we cannot make up our minds to be placidly run over. When automobllltls has got Hold of a man he Is Its victim forever. -According: as tlm passes the number of automobiles will Increase and so will the number of victims. - It Is no use reducing their. speed. by. som auto matic contrivance to 10 or 10 miles an hour; they will run over exactly the same number of people, tinder the cir cumstances it might be better to become an illustrious martyr of this marvelous progress than to be crushed to death as an obscure victim, zet tner is one way of reducing the speed of thes fiends to harmless proportions. The scheme was discovered by the 'peasants. - It consists In digging, trenches across those por tions of the road where they want their children" and cattle to be safe. These trenches are Just deep enough to' smash the- chauffeur and the - automobll to pieces if they try to cross them at an unreasonable speed. When one ha to fight for his life every means Is legiti mate. It is no us waiting for the bear to come to. lick your hand before . you shoot hlnv ' . i -- - ' ' When a Czar Dies. - '' A feature of every dead csars funersl is the appearance . of two men in mediaeval armor, on mounted and the other on' Toot The mounted knight wears armor of burnished gold and visor p;H symbolise iifTThe taiignron foot - wears armor of coal-black steel. His - visor Is closed, and he bears a drawn sword, two-handed and shrouded -in...erap-.-.H.ymDoliws-'dath-r The weight of these suits may be Im agined when it is remembered that a fallen knight had usually to wait to be lifted, -it being impossible to' raise the weight of his own. armor. The ' most powerful men of the Imperial guard, are selected to wear the symbolic suits, therefore: but on ' every -occasion - the burden, of the knight on foot has proved beyond human endurance.' ' The soldier who served at the obsequies of Nicholas I fell dead of exhaustion on reaching the-church of Sts, Peter and Paul, where the royal mausoueum Is. . - j h The : Social Problem in ; Japan TTT YV (By Prof. Henry Dumolaxd, Pa of th University of Toklo. ITHIJC- th past 40 ? years, roughly , - speaking, . japan has changed from a mediae val - and feudal country to on Imbued ' with.- all the advances of modern 4 western -civilization, a point which has been pressed- horn to Euro peaii countries wlths great -fore -sine th outbreak of th war with' Russia. But modern civilisation, as w know from bitter . experience. - may bring curses as wen ss blessings In its train. and w are led to wonder whether th rout of --Japan's triumphant progress has not been strewn with some of, that human wreckage which In . Europe has ever marked the path of mpir. -t-r-r Slnoe 1S68, when - th present eTn- peror was crowned, ths whole manner of life of a large proportion of th peo ple has changed. ..." , Luxury - has enormously ' increased among . th upper, or middle - classes. and, as a consequence, there has ensued sn inequality which dally becomes greater, and a separation always grow- tag, mor profound between, th dlffer- eni eiemenis 01 society. Under tha hard ; effects of these changes th good natur of th people has ' disappeared and their classical courtesy snd gentle manners have given place to the western ways, for in Japan as elsewhere the struggle for existence develops egotism and cruelty. 1 Japan, therefore, Ms 'now faced with "social problem," the aspect of which Is, alas, only too familiar to us. Th old relation of mastef and servant liv ing under th same roof and working together - according to their respective capacities in the . production , Of. thos quaint works ' of ' art which ' w have come to regard as so characteristic have passed away and the flotation of com panies has given rise to the building of Immense manufactories where - thou sands , of workpeople ar congregated under the direction of .salaried officers whose' Interests are those of th slure- holders. - '.'. --.iU: .t-.i j,,. i. Women and children - are extensively employed, -weating wrth its-element of small pay, long hours snd unhygienic; surroundings Is rife, and tht. depth of poverty to which som of th 7 inhabi tants of the large towns are "aunkvls appalling. At Osaka, th "Manchester of Japan," of the 68,009 workers 13,000 are children under 1 years of aire. Certain Industries, for example the making of matches and mats, - employ almost entirely children of 7 or S years who work 11 hours a day., In the silk and 'cotton manufactures women from the country districts, enticed into the town Dy misleading representations, are engaged under agreements - to Work IS or 14 hours by day or night since th cotton mills run continuously for seven days a week, except that they are al lowed to' abstain from - work for - two days 'In ah'month.--.3-;.'i' .i'-i. ''-.,, . The -women recelv pay at th rat of liH cent a day. of which 10 cent Is. retained for food, so that tUeir net weekly earnings amount to 1 cents. . . In som of th silk factories, as there is ho legal 'limit of ; time, persons of, both sexes Snd "all ages work 17 'hours a day "..v,... ; :,, ,.v-v, ..... .. ,;. ,; a - It is consequently not surprising that pauperism Is becoming in Japan a mat ter urgently .demanding attention.-Ther -is, 'indeed, under consideration by th houses of parliament a species of fao- tory bill., but it appears to have llttl chance of parsing except In such a form as-to render It practically-deft ecu ve. as yet Jspan has but a very imperfect Imitation of a complicated , system by means of which relief fs afforded to th need oftfii indigent in this country. , An ordinance of 1871 chara-es the state 'with, an allowance for foundlings under 13 years of age, while another of 1373 Imposes 'upon the. separate depart ments the . obligation . of succoring urgent or deserving cases of poverty. The allowances made ar of rice pr Its equivalent wmoney - T r .--V' .::: A further ' ordlnanoe, by the minister of the interior in 1383, makes provision for th ia.1 of thos suffering from contagious diseases. In, addition to thes resources ther a re 108 depart mental hospitals and three supported by - th state. fortunately these meas- -ures are supplemented by prlvat charity, which has erected 871 hospitals ' and founded - benevoleiTt societis-f - which the most noteworthy Is that of Aklta, known ss Kan-on-ko, which, slnoe Its establishment by the Prince of j Aklta In 1830, has relieved over 4,000,000 Of th poor. ; -"'. : ..-'iU'..- In 1893, after being fr som tlm under government control, this society obtained a charter ..which, placed It on - more satisfactory basis. . It -is' now managed by a small body of directors and administrators who arrange for the supply of food, clothing and fuel to deserving .cases In th towtr of Aklta, while help, in the shap of Information, -tools, or small sums of money. Is also glven-to- thos who-rar 'in - search ' of . " While there Is thus a certain amounts of similarity between th Japanese and the European methods' of dealing with " tn problems raued by modern condi tions of life it Is not likely that Japan will follow very closely in the footsteps of the. west ''-;;.. ': : v-. V For centuries, throughout the "greater part of Europe Christianity has guided ' mor or less directly th conduct of po lttical and social affairs, but Christian ideas seem to be Wholly foreign to ' Japanese modes of thought, and Jspan may therefore be confidently expected to deal with her economio difficulties in her own way, with results which csn hardly fail to be of the greatest inter est to sociologists elsewhere. 1 Counting Sixty Thousand Votes1 in One Hour arid Twelve Minutes the Latest Feat, of Science v7i-,i,ar IV,n . . ' "' . nour n? minutes later the last re- vote untU after I o'clock, suoh was the I of the third ward, arrived.; Two more . v. . ju v. l. 1 iiifin..iiii 1 mm nan rw.n n. ivkha . mail. i ju i . - i . i. .,,. . . . , , - ,. . . n . . . . - . n Tnnllnta tvmntaA in n.. k,. . . . i " "...-v yvnt, uw 1 uiaiiBuu wiui wniiin mo . macnines per-1 precincis rami in ai iwg ai 1.3J, .. v. u a .uiih- uuarisra. ,- I mlttnil imMn that nn kiim ,n ra.JanH frnm that lima until 8 nVln-Ir tha,. utes at th rat of 833 ballots a min ute, , . A score of years ago anybody who had . ' said that" such a thing could be done . would have been laughed at Even to day it. seems a . trifle remarkable, yet that Is just what voting machines did in Milwaukee at the spring election held . this month. . Voting machines hav been tried before In New York without satis - . faction.. Mil wauke - Is th first- large city to demonstrate the success of this . method of recording the choice, of vot " ers.' The' poll s; closed at -7 p. m. In stead of having to wait until midnight for returns from a majority of the pre cincts tc guess at the result the people of Milwaukee knew the city's total vote in a little more than an hour after the last ballot had been cast ' v - - : -The success of th machines was best demonstrated when the polls closed and the returns -were made up. Th first re? turns were received at police headquar ters from tha second precinct -of the seventh ward at 7:04 ft clock, and. one hour and 13 minutes later the last re turn had been delivered at police head quarters. In each voting booth was stationed an official whose duty it was by means 6r o aummy machine, to Illustrate to the vo. ters the method of using .the new sys tem, dui me -services of these officers were in comparatively, llttl demand most of the voters having examined the machines at the time of reglstra- uvn. , " r . - ' ... Almost no trouble was experienced with the machines, but 'three complaints being received at the city clerk's office during the. day. All of these were trifling disarrangements of th mechan ism of the machines and wer remedied with but little loss of time, a half hour's delay being th longest Wo break down of any machine was reported . and the thre extra machines kept In readiness for such emergencies, wer uncalled for during the day. , Although it had been 'feared that a congestion: might occur at 7 o'clock- in some of the precincts where a large la boring VOte iS DOlled llV Mainn . number of th voters deferring their j dispatch with which the . machines per mltted voting that no cases . were re ported of voters being unable Jto -record their votes before time for closing the nstl 11 Vtn A 4 wal , l i JVUS tMU BI g II EUa . " " ' -The general verdict was that the ma- chines were an unqualified success, and It was said that at another election, when th voters are more familiar, with the mechanism ! many : who confined themselves to a straight vote, fearing to spl't their ticket will r undersUnd .th macnm well enough to record 'tholr preference in an way they choose. At police headquarters, where the re turns were received,- ther was a scene of activity at 7 o'clock when the polls closed. At 7:0H o'clock Patrolman Ar thur Handley arrived with the first .re turn from th second precinct of ' the seventh ward at J eff erson and Blddle streets.- Then cam a Walt of eight min utes before the next return came In. This was from the first precinct of the seventh ward. Precinct l of the third ward came next at 7:2J. Prrelnct 1 of th sixth ward followed at 7:27, and at 7:30 the, return from the third precinct arrived so '. rapidly that Stationkeeper Joseph urost could scarcely check them off. ; Then, there-was a Jail, most of the returns --having been received, and at 8:13H. one hour and. Id minutes after the cloeng of the polls, the return from the second precinct of the seventeenth ward, on of the most remote precincts, was brought in, closing the list, of pre cincts and .completing the returns. - . , At noon .. 29,731 votes had beerf- cast an increase of 2,973 votes over the totaL vote at noon two years ago, and an In crease of 6.10S over the voteat noon in the last state election. 1 - The early vote was jJartly attributable to the us ; of the voting machines. which, belngia novelty induced many to go early to the polls, and th fact that th ' social Democrats had Instructed their adherents to vote early was also kald to hav contributed to this result Vln most of : the precincts .voting started promptly and most of the elec tor had received Instruction, in the use of the machines so that comparatively little time was consumed In instructing them how to vote. Deputy Clerk Scbults stated that In 10 precincts visited by an attache of the office during th after noon, " the average time consumed ' by each voter was 10 seconds. In some- precincts, however, where a large foreign vote is cast' som tirne was taken by the inspectors in explain ing the use of the machine and assist lng voters, but the most of this occurred early In th day. It was noticeable that where a voter, was Instructed by . the Inspectors he generally confined his vote to the candidates on. the city ticket and the ward candidates, omitting th vote for supreme Justice and on: th bond Issues. The same thing was observed inj many instances wner men wno unaer stood tha machine, discovered after leaving, the : booth that' they. had. neg lected tovote on th bonds or for. the Judicial candidates. - While each voter was allowed, on mtnuta under' th -law to" remain In' the booth at th machine, it was stated at the city clerk's office that the general average was much below this limit In th first two hours that the. polls wer open it was said that an averare of from 100 i to .120 - votes - was recorded in each precinct making an average of less man nan a mmuie lor each voter. During the .afternoon an irate cttlsen of . the third ward called at Republican headquarters and Insisted that the-voting machine In th first precinct of that ward had been "fixed" so that it was Im possible to split th vote for alderman. He was referred to the olty clerk's of fice, where he mad' the Same complaint, Insisting that the machine had don that trick all day to th Injury of good citi zens who wished to record a free and untrammeled vote. Custodian ' Schrubb was sent to th booth, and after testing the machine and interrogating the elec tion . inspectors reported at the clerk's office that the trouble arose through th voter casting a - straight Democratic ticket and then endeavoring to vote for Mike Walsh for alderman without turn ing up the pointer above the name of one of the other candidates. ' Explanations were made to the Indignant cltisen.'Who had accompanied th custodian to the booth, and he departed, somewhat- dis pleased at the new method of voting, ; which restricted th Humber of votes a man might cast at the election, . - -Three machines wer held In reserve all day yesterday, on in front of each police station, ready to be sent Instantly to any precinct where a machine might break down, but they were not required. Th machines wer ready for immediate use. and each was placed In a wagon, to which the horse remained hitched all - ' , . . , "V Hot rstlsUkuL , ..." - From th Chicago News. Sam smith I can hardly sleep -nights on account of chronic guitar.- J '- . Jimjones You mean chronlo catarrh. . ; SamsmltnNo, I don't Chap in tho room next to mine twanae th tmr every night till nearly o'clock. "I- 4 j '' 1 1 I I I I hi...'. ! J ' '- - : Bl Thing. .-o. ,v. . . rrom th Chicago Nws. - Blmklns Enpeck Insists that hia has -a sunny disposition. t- ; . v 'iimKins -well, I guess that's right-.""' Blmklns What's the- explanation, f Timklns flhe certainly makna it hot (or aim at times, .