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-V;-v-V;vl0RTLANDt:0REG6N.: '.ft. ... J FRIDAY," APRIL 8. ICOi i . ' V.J TOP f OREQONi DAI LY : JOU AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER iCi. JACKSON PUBLISHED BY JOURNAL PUBLISHING CO. JNO. P. CARROLL i..i(..4 iiiH .t.ii kvMnt cnnov and vrr flnndav mornine at The Journal Building, Fifth and Yamhill V street. Portland. Oregon. r:: ' "I I OFFICIAL PAPER OF TUB CITY OF PORTLAND MISTAKES' IN POPULATION ESTIMATES. ljf5TTHB CENStTS BUREAU'S estimate of the population ''" ' the United Btatea, 80,000.000 in round numue, - v I ! Undoubtedly pretty close to the actual figures ; Thii bureau in that case haa before It a general propo- - v ; iition to which it general method of calculation will ap : It ascertains iu percentage of growth In the years j j intervening since the lait federal census and by a simple ; f Calculation , baaed upon' former ascertained percentages '.. . reaches its results. This rule applied to the country win 'i undoubtedly, very closely approximate the actual popula V '- lion, but when tt is applied specifically to any section of t v the country It may be totally wrong. i '. During a certain aeries of years and for certain speclflo f.rffjyfiasoiwi the flow of population may be decidedly toward ' i'-'V' certain sections. Previous to the last federal census the ? "i'.'x flow may have been decidedly toward other sections of the i . - country, rather than to this. It may since have changed. , -X Therefore the rule that would have applied at one time ' VU not apply at another, when the surrounding conditions . . ' Are different, and the result given may fall far short of that ! . Which actually prevails. I V i The trend of population was not markedly In this dlrec- lion during the last decade. In fact It may be said to : i. have set in after the Spanish-American war. Since 1900 , , ; t rapidly Increased each year until now it taxes the ca ' i. toaclty of the railroads to take care of It. New settlers A pave flowed Into all sections of Oregon and Washington - and the number of new homeseekers who have come' to Portland has beyond comparison exceeded any previous jfear of Its whole history- This is self-evident to every visitor, while" at the same time It Is a matter of surprise ;v and gratification to every resident. As an illustration, the believe; the supreme court decision td be wrong, as a point of law." ttius setting his Interested personal opinion above that of the'hlghest court of the country. This Is a spec tacle' indeed, and should open some people's eyes to the nature of these anarchists, who declare, themselves abovO all law. - . ' The interstate commerce commission has hitherto been powerless to grapple with railroad trusts because- It could not force them to give testimony or produce papers, but the supreme court says that In a trial in which the legality of their operations Is Involved they must do this, and this is what hurts. What, cannot they violate the- law with Im punity, and be protected in concealing the evidence against them? Why, If not, what better are they before the. law than poor Individual violators of the law, who conceal evi dence, who will not answer questions; and to them this Is astonishing. Inexplicable. They cannot get used to thei idea. They supposed the earth and the riches thereof were created for them ; that people were born for them to rob; and that the government. Including courts, was Instl tuted to eerve their interests and do their wllL And In deed they have had some reason so to believe. But the time Is coming when trust anarchy is going to be seised, throttled, crushed. This decision is a strong weapon for the accomplishment of this righteous purpose. If the coal road presidents will not obey the law and the supreme court, they must be convicted and sent to Jail, Mke Burton. Small Changri talked pack-to tourists Oregon SideUghte Wot's WsttsT From the Baker City Herald. John 8. Plnney. the Oregon rcnre- sentatlvt of the American Type Foundry ' Some Democrats to the convention: A I company, is In the city, and ia consid- Word with you. . I oraMy disturbed because his company . 1 . I" wying to send him to some eastern Begin to get ready to prepare to think I city narmanentiv. but ha .h.. . . about gardening. . Imam in Oregon. ' rv, -t7ZZZ M,. ... Lfv"!h.?i,' " Wavr growth .I . L . . . - : r ' ' ' I " tow,- ne saio. -i am never at of the earth out of the dumps. Why Js no Smith, Brown or Jones ever mentioned as a candidate for pres ident T home on Sundays. Myself and wife and names start out early on a Portland street tar and get Just as tar Into the country as we can. We take a lunch along with us and spend the whole day there In the antlttMa ne th. .tvitm . . . , MM M-MMit I l.it 1 as. 4V,B" T ' K mnmm aoiautino xwioni will mi i ana 1 innnra .hAu M n -i.. . as that the spring sunshine Is full of I trees and read and watch the ehlldrea microbes. I prowl about and sine. There ia such" a ireeaom about tne lorests of Oregon s one cannot nad elsewhere. And the air is balmy and pure. I don't know what inose youngsters would do should we havs to go to a crowded eastern eltv. Bven the military and naval experts, and It would go Just about as hard with out of the abundance of their Theoretl- f wire ana & cal wisdom, have but little to say these ' And Z think Just as much of the days. I nroaa plains of eastern Oregon and I wasnington as i ao or tne "deep-tangled Dlaeraeed Senator Burton says ethers wua-wooas- or my own home." contin did the seme. But they were too sleek uea tne veteran newspaper man. "I Perhaps Judge Parker has reflected on the consequences to men who nave talked too much. JUDGE AND' ATTORNEY. T kWO THINGS are to be said with reference- to the severe and perhaps malicious attack of an attorney unnn Judare Frazer. The first Is that the doctrine humber of, building permits between I8M and 100 never LSMrted i Borne quarters that a Judge once elected to the wrwieu ., m i m mt vhtiuuj jw.wiu crcuit court bench should necessarily be kept there by 271 in 1894.. In 1800 It WaS 8S7, in 1101 44?, In 10J 1,260 and-in 10I tt was 1,611. The highest cost Involved in these buildings previous to 1900 was $848,880 In 1899, $677,100 In 1895 and 1540,415 in 18. Note the succeed ing years which Illustrate the point we. are making: In re-election for life Is not sound or politic. It may serve as a loose rule, but there may be many exceptions to It A man may have benavea wen, aone rainy weii, on tne bench, and yet some other man may be far better material for that, position Yet good service on the bench should. JJ00 ths building permits footed up, a total of !3.C85, In cwtHtnly count for much In favor of an tnoumbent's re- i.e8,it. in ma u mwv j,os,iio. xne nomination and re-election. ! present year promises to exceed all previous totals. New '-.'' homes are going up as if by magic on every side, houses " are being ranted from the moment the foundations are 'r laid and hundreds of small families are crowded in flats and rooming houses anxiously waiting the time when they can move Into houses which they will exclusively occupy. ' TAecdrdlrig to' the laBt'censui Pbrtlana had 4 population ?'isVt'M,4Zi. Tlioro are good reasons to believe that these .figure;. vers antlrely too." low," but". the' reasons,. while well .' known locally, need not be expatiated upon here. Since . that time, according lo the censuabur'eau estimate, we have . increased in population 8,229; during the same time up to the beginning of the present year there have been built '. : 8,70 new homes and ths school census showr a larger sumber of children of school age than some of the cities that are credlte4,wlth 150.000 population. WhUe It is In .?. sense; gratifying to no that Portland sUU heads the list-of northwestern cities it lseas to perceive that the1 vC:v;0nww.-w;,popiiiation -aoeo .us a grave injustice, as It i doubtless dqes our rival cities on the sound, and we should xi; : "a"muh preferred that the- pOpulaUon which they ac tually have bad been 'credited to them. In that event they " ivould nave showed greater proportionate growth but r i Portland's proportion would have been still greater, In which case our satisfaction would be more srofonnd for th Reason that it would "be based upon certain grounds Instead or speculation. . J v . ANARCHISTS IN DISTRESS, N3W THE ANTHRACITE BARONS, being required by a recent decision of the United States suprems .court to produce their contracts with the coal rail. 'T roa58' wh,cn 11 alleged, form an illegal trust, in court . -. If required, say that the court Is wrong, and they ln : timate that they will not obey the letter and spirit of the flecislon. Trust Insolence could no further go. If there is . any anarchy in this country, this is a conspicuous example or It: and Bear, Wilcox, and the rest of the conspiring, ) krj,wdefyln' "ca barons'' are the- anarchists. Others have J?: overturned by appeals the decisions of other lower courts, ft llV1" tney had a r,ght t0 ao' but these defiant, dangerous law & and oppressors are the first ones to declare' that uPrem cou of the United States was not only !;y'eTong, but should and would be resisted. Others have "rrrt thought the court was wrong, and may have said so, but , they obeyed it. in form at least. Even such great men as jjit M Hill and Mr. Harrlman deferred to the decision of a J;;;aJorlty of the court, and immediately fell upon each other -:; the tot of the results of that decision. ..o wen luai-iauruuu presiaents brazenly says: "I .The second remark to be made, a more specific one, Is that such an attack as that made by Lawyer Dunlway upon Judge Frazer, while not to . be ignored, is to be re garded with suspicion as to its motives. This Is especially true when the man making the attack is of the tempera ment of Mr. Dunlway, who Is not the best man In the pro fession by1 many to Judge of "Judicial temperament' and its proper exercise, or the most suitable man to criticise any indication of-hlas in the court. It was a celebrated New York Judge, Martin Orover, who said many years ago that a lawyer defeated in a case had two remedies or means of "redress; one was to take an ap peal, the other to go down to the tavern and swear at the court. Sometimes a lawyer does both or Instead of go ing down to the tavern "rushes Into print." At the present stage of developments In this matter, the public cannot avoid believing and siding with ths lawyers who testify not only to Judge Fraxer's 'general good con duct on the bench, but' to his proper action In this par ticular, matter. to be caught, pr too influential to be prosecuted. t Is it worth while for an accidental governor to fight so long and strenu ously as Governor McBrlde has done for a nomination T And Burton will have to gtve up even that 18.800 that he received from the Rlalto company, it he has It yet Verily, In his case crooked "practice" did not pay. v If some of the trust organs keep up their lick they will have Hearst spend ing 81,000,000 a day in each of about 80 states. They must think he is richer than Rockefeller. v The great American congress prac tically acknowledgee -that It either can not or will not make enforoable laws to protect the publlo domain from whole sale landgrabbers. Why is it that, according to published reports, -a person arrested' is always dragged" to Jail and "thrown" Into a cell? Is there no other way of moving nnuntrv aa a culprit In the desired direction T eame very nearly getting licked as earns down on the train from Boise yesi terday, standing up for this seotlon of country. "There was a party of tourists aboard. They were wealthy tourists and in telligent people at that Had it not been that they were supposed to know better I would not have butted In. But they began to run down this country. They were simply Insulting in their denunciations. , '"Look at that sage brush,' said one. 1 would not give 75 cents for a thou sand acres of this country. No, I Would not have It as a free gift' " 'And this is Oregon, the great unde veloped Oregon,' said another. 'No won der 1t Is undeveloped. There is nothing to develop except sagebrush and rocks and Jack-rabblta' " These Oregonlans are great liars,' said another. They are always whoop ing up this country and Inducing people to come here to . starve. -Who would have the country as a precious gift T "T think I shall write' It up as it ought to be written up,' said another, as he ooincided with the others. 'Yes. we will tell the story of this It ought to be told when ter than a gold mine. .You 'can exhaust a gold mine, but you can't exhaust .that soil. it is an unanowa aeptn ana rion 'Hi Larks' in eastern Oregon nroclalm the to the bottom. :. Olve It water and it will I arrival of Sorlna. - . , -v . -, pnwuw muunuAuil mm iuiii mm vviu- ing generations may need it " And the water is ready to turn-upon it ' "Do you know that that ground which you have been looking upon and having fun ignorantly at its expense, or at your own .ignorance, is worth more to the acre to the country than hundreds of acres in your own worn out eastf Do you know- that the sagebrush and sand' you have been laughing at, ana which you would not pay six-bits tor a square mile of, could not be bought now for 800 an acre? Ana that it is not for sale at that? And that -should you wish to buy it you would have to pay spot cash for ItT And you would have to do more. You would have to r Te prairie city district ass lit children, of school age. .-.. -,j 'Two store buildings and a doten cot tages are being- built m Seaside. . Ths Vltlsens league of Baker 6ttv will erect a fine new water fountain, . Lots of Beenl in Southern Weeon ' got ;flshing with satisfactory , results. ?. A Joseph gambler, named Afiex,' Ms been arrested for having one wife too fence it and agree to pay for the water UubWrllrs tnat m tak-mon rights in advance. " ".'?.;V.t .? "fney to run "These are the conditions la Oregon. I" ""--'-, 5 I ; W-' - That ugly looking surface is a diamond F v.- V in the rough. You ignprant fellows J'" Ulu bo? ? come out from the east thlnklnc you l.lrvm "'"Taw wmaow ana wss. know it all. and ride right over wealth tantiy med. ana opportunities ana aavantages ana go back poking tun at this country, while those who stop to investigats learn the truth and profit by it It tt not the men who ride In palace cars through this country that learn the truth as a general thing, either. It is often the poor -devil who comes In a tourist oar with a few dollars and a large family that settles down and partakes of the gifts of the greatest country in the world." v . "But you have no fruit here." said one of the men, with ah air of triumph. " 'just wait' a minute, I replied. A porter came along about that time, and The Ashland poatofflce : receipts in creased 19 per cent in the past year, and will now be a second class office, - A crew of shout SO railroad surveyors are busy In the Coos bay region, which aroused sew rumors about railroad building, y: ' ' , ;y; . : - " The fsrmsrs telephone line from Hal sey has now reached Shedd and is con nected with the line to Brownsville and Plalnview. . The business of the Pendleton' pott- told him to bring me an Oreson aoDle l9mc.m. , !" increasing rapidly. This Item from the dininr nr Ha nam in mm I COUld bO repeated With retard tO mOSt minutes with one of the big Hood River I Oregon towns. or Grande Ronde valley' apples. I didn't! .. . . - ' . . - - ears which, and you ought to have seenl naiana rurnisn anout half the tusl thoae feUows' eyes. The first tried to ! of the Pendleton police court, dodge the Issue by saying that it was indlestinr that their civilisation is. not an eastern apple. But I Immediately!" uTeat sucoess. sent for the steward and proved that it was an Oregon apple.. 'Then I rubbed It Into them. I told The First National Bank of Pendleton has compromised claims sgalnst It on them how they ate Oregon products "count or ths Wsde failure, paying The London Lancet, an old. staid. medical Journal, has been seriously dis cussing the question: Is love a dis ease? If it Is, It U as old as humanity, and as ineradicable as life on . earth. But It Is to be considered that there are many kinds of love. Some day, The correspondents and experts say, There'll be something dreadful dolnr on the banks of the Yalu, far away; But that dread day. When war-gods there will play. Like the banks of the Yalu, may Be far away. we return home,' chimed in all, in a sort of chorus. " 'Is this your first trip to this coun try?1 I asked. "Yee,' was the reply. "T thought so,' I remarked. "Then they Jumped me. I let them vent their spleeri and then I got riled WP- ... . "Do you see xnat levei piain opi there covered with sagebrush I In aulred. We were in the vicinity of Ar cadia, in Malheur county. "Well, every foot or that son is oet- back east before they heard of Oregon; how they had become utt sordid that thav did not think there was a country Out- lda rtt thalr llttla ahall en A hna would broaden their minds to really 4n-J ne": and its machinery makes-merry some in fuIL and 60 per cent of others. The 'Lyons mill, Coqullle City, haa started up after a long period of Idle- vestlgate this great country. "But after all do you know those fellows thought I was a sort of half breed Indian, and took what X said with a grain of salt? ' - - - "No, the people of the east do not know anything about us. It will take them years to learn the truth. Then It will be too late for many of them to profit by it If I do go east to live i win rnaxe it a point to emishten a music to Bulletin. many eager ears, says the TTmatllla county horses afflicted with mange are to be 'dipped on May 1st. They will have a curative bath at public expense. Some mangy people need a similar treatment ' Lake County Examiner: "A nreat deal of comment Is being Indulged In through few of them at least But I would not Ith6 eountry press throughout Southern give out own great Pacific country for reon ana Northern California regard- ail or the rest of the world, ao far aa 1 oriant xuiure or ia ana am individually concerned." , oounues. in Oregon, ana Moaoe nounn srxxsxxs tax.ii The paper trust charges 88-80 per 100 pounds for paper in New York, and sells It in England, after paying freight across the Atlantic, for 82.08, which In clines even some Republican publishers to think that the paper trust is not one of the. good ones. But It is Just about like the jeetv . , ,r. MRS. BOTKIN AGAIN CONVICTED. F OR THE SECOND TIME Mrs. Cordelia. Botkln has been convicted In Ban Francisco of murder In the first degree, and sentenced by the Jury to Imprison ment for life. Not only the people Interested in her prose cution,' but the public generally, hope that this time the supremo court will keep Us technicality-Itching hands off, and allow Justice' to be dope; for everybody who read the facts fully, as published, agrees with the Jury that the woman Is guilty. The evidence, while of course entirely circumstantial, was conclusive and convincing, and as in the Durrant case-, the only attempts at defense, beyond bare1 denial, were shown to be palpable lies. The former verdict and Judgment of conviction was set aside upon the ground of a slight mlslnstruction of the trial court, but one that could not have prejudiced the defendant By this act the court Inflicted a cost of many thousands of dollars upon the state, and put many people t great trouble and expense. It was an awful crime, at that time rather unique, though ,it has been committed or attempted since on sev eral occasions, and richly merits the full penalty of the law. Owing to an infatuation for a married man, this wretched woman, by sending anonymously a box of pois oned candy to his wife; 3,000 miles away, not only mur dered her, but another woman, and nearly murdered sev eral children. Prison for life is too good for such a mon ster, male or female. Jones and Johnson Speak About Two rromineat Cae dilates. St Louis Correspondence of Chicago Record-Herald. Chairman Jonea and several of his confreres on the subcommittee of the Democratic national committee are In 8t Louis tonight on the same mission that brought Harrity and his aids to Chicago According to tba several eastern Ore-I in 1898, to make arrangements for the gon newspaper supporters of William- j gathering that will nominate the prest- son and Moody, respectively each will have abour three-fourths of the dele gates from that part of the state. Per haps a compromise might be effected by electing them both, and asking con gress to give them a seat turn about dentlal ticket History seems likely to repeat itself to the extent that Jones et ! al wul surrender the party management to a new coterie about the second week of July. There was no enthusiasm among such Up In a sheep camp on the sagebrush I men as Jones of Arkansas and National county in California." WAsxnr 0TOB ooxnrrY nvzr. -Hitter correspondence of Long Creek Ranger; It Is looklna verv blue at The Tight of ths Kortloultnrists Against I present The people are nearly all out ths rruit rests. I or reea, with Trom six Inches to two From Washington County News. of "no. snowing. We Fruitgrowing has long been one of the ' nop" th Providence will cotrie to principal Industries of the country sur- our a,d. before we all suffer loss, rounding Forest Grove, and it is capable , -"7 ' of almost unlimited expansion In the Newer - The telephone lines from future. Some of the very first apple " office are about alt completed and orchards In the state were planted in wUh P'on of about 80 all have Washington county and did their full "ce'ved their phones. 'Subscribers can share In making Oregon famous as the nBW connected wlti about 10 tamers "land of the big red apples." For many round Bclov Acharge f 10 cents Is years the production of fruit was not m(,o eu those who nave no pfaonea plains of southeastern Oregon a Chinese cook preached an eloquent Easter ser mon. Several workers among sheep had sat down to an Easter dinner prepared by the chink. Who was called upon to say something in the form of an appro priate blessing, and he responded: "Boys, be as kind and helpful with all your kind as God is with you." Committeeman Johnson of Kansas over the eneraetlo eastern movement that gives sn incentive to the candidacy of Judge Parker or New xora iot me nresldentlal nomination. Jones, as of yore, is equivocal and noneommunlcatlve. Johnson right now is a Hearst partisan. Both Jones and Johnson, and others as well, owe an allegiance to a lost cause, the cause of Bryan. This naturally In clines them to look with positive regret though possibly with some degree of resignation, unon a prospective reaa- The La Grande Chronicle complains of private grafting schemes worked In the name of the Lewis and Clark fair. but not authorised or sanctioned by the I juatment of the Internal policy of the management among which are "the en- I Democratic party. It' ia worthy of note, velope and stationery printing graft" hn waver, that in the talk about the f u- by which business is diverted from lo- tare there is evidenced no disposition to cal offices, and advertising at a "bunko bring about another party split if ele- prioe" in a certain publication; and the mentr succeeded in exercising an influ- opinion is expressed that the country ca unon the deliberations of the com- aiBincua uu lauuin mi iieiyinf ia pay i jn, convention. that 9500,000 appropriation. BASOXB OAME OTXBWOBXZD. Xeld SfroiaiaeBt Walla WaUa Oltisens Vp by Bunko Artists. From the Walla Walla Statesman. Law-abiding people generally will agree that the "badger" game lg being overworked In this town. Within two weeks two prominent and wealthy cltl sens have been forced to gia up large sums of money ' by unprincipled men and women acting In collusion- to place their victims in a compromising situation and then threatening exposure If hush money were not fprthcoming. The Charges - made against the victims should be taken bv the mihli with h. allowances for the motives of the oper ators ui ma iruiae, woo, or course, make the alleged conduct of their helpless ., wura aa iniainoua ana neinous as possible 1 -order to destroy all sym pathy for them Men who have been guilty of robbery and blackmail by this badger game have openly flaunted their gold in the " face of the public and have -looked upon themselves as heroes anil by some of similar instincts have been upheld as clever artists in their line. In New York a few yeurs ago one Moore and his wife were sentenced to even years each Irv Sing King for ex- tortlng 610,000 from a wealthy victim ' caught In a fashionable hotel. The Woman was afterwards pardoned i through the Influence of her father, who ( t was an ex-governor of ; Oregon. The game was worked In Seattle a few years ago with a like result Thus It 'will he seen that In other communities , the "badger." game .is looked vupori as A dangerous crime and is adequately punished. -If the game is allowed to run unmolested it is far worse than - open gambling and it is no wonder It is regarded by some men as more profit able than any tin horn fame. There, is no telling how soon some innocent man '. may be caught in. this way. ..it is true that virtuous men are -vjery scarce in tbie world, but there Is a possibility that a few might be found in this city 'to save tt from the fate of Sodom'- and Comorroh. to Saroff in order to pray to St Ser aphim, canonised by the czar as ev mir acle worker. Has little Japan already brought Russia to her knees in sup plication for miracles? WIWTIB i wzscowsxir. i- J;. fV -',. - Wanted a Tew Miracle. . .,'. From the-Louisville Courler-JoumaL 7 - She Russians are maklag pilgrimages -C. C. Packard, who went back to his old home in Wisconsin last fall, sends the Ashland Tidings a clipping from the local paper in his town. Grand napias. giving a summary of weather condi tions that have been prevailing there. An Oregonian, . after reading, can only be thankful that he lives in a more fa vored clime. The paper says: "The thermometer has seen fit to register below xero 21 days during January and 16 daya in February. Borne of the old est settlers say that it has been the coldest winter that they can remember. It is safe to say, however, that the win ter of 1903-4 holds the record over the past 26 or 30 years for continuous Serb weather. The coldest day of the year was January It, when the thermometer registered 38 degrees below sero. A farmer said today that the coldest weather in his community was that which sent the mercury below two ther mometers, one hanging below the other. The storjr Is told of cold splitting big trees in two near Arpln. Iri'the Third ward, It is said, a cistern was so deeply frozen that the ice projects below the bottom. A farmer from Four Mile creek claimed that it was so cold one day that a mist formed in the air which he be lieved was liquid air." General KUes' Position. From the Chicago News. After looking around for' an issue broad enough for all kinds of Democrats to stand on General Miles has declared for the issue of patriotism. He will ad hers firmly to this, position, no matter how many persons may take offense at it and Insist upon declaring themselves unpatriotic. i Must Xave JCaowa It From the Washington Post' Congress-is wasting time in calling the attention of Attorney-General Knox to the high price of beef. He prpbably had the information from- his steward some time sgo. VATXOVAXj CAPITAL Y ABBS'. From the New York World. Levi P. Morton, former vice-president owns the Shoreham hotel. A few days ago Mr. Morton came to Washington and took apartments at his own hotel. On the first night, about 9:30, there came a hurry call for the manager of the hotel from Mr. Morton's rooms. The manager went up. "What's that noise I hear?" asked Mr. Morton, testily, from his bedroom. The manager listened intently. "Why," he said, "that's the orchestra.' "Well," said Mr. Morton) "stop It this instant I It Is keeping me awake. I won't have ltt Either I am getting too old to enjoy music, or else it is a bad orchestra- but stop it!" .The orchestra was stopped and Mr. Morton had his sleep. Meanwhile the guest? who clamored for music were told that there would be no music that night . Senator Spooner of Wisconsin says the best "(beech of Introduction he ever heard was 'delivered by a German mayor of a small town . In Wisconsin where Spooner had engaged to speak. The mayor said: "Ladles und shentlemens: I asked haf been to Introdoose you to the Honorable Senator Bpooner, who to you viil make a speech; yes. I haf now done so, und he vlll now do so," WBT KB WAS TSSBB. From the Argonaut A London play-goer who bad drunk deeply at his dinner appeared at the box office of one of the principal theatres and put down a sovereign, asking for the best seat In the house. 'His condi tion was so evident that the -man in the box office declined to sell him a ticket. "What's matter?" demanded the appli cant, "what's matter with me?" "Well, if you really ffant to know." responded ' the ticket-seller, "you're drunk." , . ' The frankness' of this reply had rather a sobering influence upon the play-goer. ' He gathered up his sovereign with dignity. "Of course I'm drunk," he said, cheerfully; as he turned to go; "I wouldn't come to see this play If I were sober would II" . J5, STRAWS IN THE STREAM (By H. R. R. Hertsberg.) Cant Account foe IX "By Heaven, sun, Ican't account fob it," said the tall man with a good natured drawly smile at each corner of his mouth. "Of oo'se, I don't really mind, yo' know. But it's queer, jus the same. From elevatuh boy to beg gah, ev'ybody In New Yo'k seems to spot me foh a southe'ner. Yestehday a po' lookln' fella' stopped me on Broad way. "'May I speak to you a minuter. said he. " 1 reckon,' said I. "He dealt me a quick glance then, and began his tale of woe. " 'L too, am from the south,' he said. 'Virginia, and I'm stranded, at that Nothin' to eat with. Can yOu' "I could. I gave him two bits, a quar teh. An' I saw him grin as he thanked me, an' the conviction came oveh me, suh. that the fella' had never bin fu'ther south than Hoboken, maybe, in The faction at present in control will feel a large sorrow, but there are no In dications that its sorrow will lead to a seoond convention, similar to the one that, met in Indianapolis in 1898. v National Committeeman Johnson says: "Whoever is nominated by the national convention will command the support of the party. - In my state the sentiment is in favor of reaffirming the Kansas City platform, but you cannot tell what the sentiment of the party as a whole may be. At Kansas City the vote on reaffirming the Chicago platform was very close," Mr. Johnson says he thinks Hearst has the best show for the presidential nomination and would be the strongest candidate before the people. He says he is opposed to Parker, not only because he believes David B..H111 would be the power behind the throne in the event of Parker's nomination and election, but because he does not believe in any man who does not come out .and speak his mind on the Issues that are likely to be embodied ia a Democratic platform. "I haven't been reading ths papers." is Chairman Jones' observation on the re cent Impetus given the Parker boom. "The Democratic party will make a good race this year with any candidate that convention In Its. wisdom selects. Mr, very profitable, and many of the old orchards were neglected and of course fell an easy prey to the plague of In sect pests and' fungus diseases that descended upon this country some IB or years ago. As but little was known at that lime about fighting these pests, many people gave up fruitgrowing and the Industry was transferred to other regions where the pests bad' not ytt reached and obtained a foothold. But within a few years there was no new country left the scourge had visited every nook and corner, so attention was turnea to nnamg remedies, and it was soon learned that all theee troubles would yield readily to a thorough course or pruning, cultivating and spraying. Coqullle City Bulletin: "The wabbly- legged. Innocent-eyed and money-making calf ia much la evidence these deys. Nearly every boat has a friaky young ster aboard, bound for some of the numerous dairy ranches-, where they will -soon be turned Info luxurious pastures and rapidly dovelok Into noble members of the . bovine family." Forest . Grove News: "E. R. Burton was arrested last night for annoying a widow of South Park and cited to appear before City Recorder Walker this morning. He was found guilty and owing to his sge and previous ' good chars cter was given the lightest fine The planting of new orchards then pel nd put on his good behavior." - vhiv avuwr, w v iv uno njuri ia- u..a . . . Ing our proper place among the leading l"J?Ia fl .S0. f fruitgrowing communities. Washington , v --- county produced the Oravestein apples L ?lIL .iki . lehe. u Feeding that were conceded to he he ost 1m- i imJ?" ,b,e owing to the soaked portant single item In the Oregon exhibit fn,,K,,0n4 of th ' ,T"AV nd. " w"" that . won the "Wilder" medal at the po'',lbl i? 0Ht .n,y 100 hemd of tne Buffalo exposition. In January. 1904, st cftttjo Should good weather follow, a the annual meeting of the Northwest ooa mT the remaining TOO head irmitmnnH1 . uiia i. t. may. ptlll xbrough. otherwise It . la land, some Washington county apples thouh thst most of them, if not all. were exhibited that , were universally " " considered the finest home country?" Bar Sweet Tooth. ' They tell of a girl of Duiuth Who had what she called a tooth: So large did it seem That a gallon of cream Sufficed hot to fill it, in sooth! "sweet- all his bo'n an' natural daya I reckon j Hearst wilf be a Strong candidate, -You he did me, sho' 'nough, but two bits Understand I am speaking about the ain't the mint, by fo' degrees of latl- contest for the nomination." tude. The on'y thing that s botnerln" .gy, wouid Hearst be as a candidate me is now in tne wori . uo tnai aarn before the people, and would not Parker hobo knew I nailed xrom uoa s own ita ha aiementa that went asunder eight years ago?" he was asked. "It is too early to . talk about the strength of candidates, A platform has not been adopted yet The uniting of elements, so called, is a "different matter. It depends on whether those who left the party entirely and voted for McKinley expect to take things Into their bands, There are six and a quarter million peo- ! pie who voted for Bryan who have some thing to eay about tne partys affairs" None of Mr. Bryan's friends who are here for the subcommittee meeting will speak for the attitude to be assumed by the Nebraskan. although .it. is significant that both Chairman Jones and national committeeman Johnson have recently had conferences with him. - . -. . Tne Poor Boy's (Thaaos.. . From the St Louis Republic. There are lust two things necessary for advancement ' work and 'ability. The poor boy who works, who does what he can for his employer, who takes an interest in the business,, who isn't expecting 81 for every cents worth of time he puts In, who does by ' his employer as he would want an employer to do by him, is going to get along In this world today He will not be one of .ho failures,'., v.t ,: ;. .?.n-:vvw' Of all her children, a mother loves the little cripple best Along similar lines do not we men-folk secretly prefer our faults, to our qualities T. They say that Heaven xls lighted by the reflection or happy children's smiles. Many battles have been- won by run ning when It was the enemy who ran.-' After a pun let there be a prayer for rorgiveness. , -f ' Bsoaped Through a 'Technicality. From the Chicago -Tribune. , . "Did young Mr. Rltchun refer to the subject of love and ma rr lager.' asked her confidential friend. - "No," said the-Vassar girt - v"If 'he Bad referred to it I should have to let him get awar,. He only alluded to it" among the large number shown,-and further that no finer were ever produced In any land. Grapes are a very important crop near Forest urove, this being the most lm portant center of this industry In the state. All of the hardy native American varieties,-and many of the mors tender European ones, are produced -and -find a ready market at good prices. They are shipped to all the towns and cities of western Oregon and r Washington, and even some or tne concords to California. where this most excellent variety is not produced. What is needed now is ractory to make unfermented arane Juice; this is a very profitable business of itself, and It would steady the market at all times by taking up the surplus at good prices, thus preventing that bane of the fruit business, an overstocked market and a perishable product Another thing needed is, a local ship pers- union, that growers may work in narmony ana save in freight ana com missions, and also save competing with eacn otner in tne open market a proceed' lng that always tends to demoralise sell ing and to cut prices. And then berries no place in earth can excel this for the growing of all kinds of berries, either for quality or economy Af nwinntlmi 'But aw I. been shipped from this point as Vet. but the business is bound to assume great proportions In the near future, as the una near jroruana wmcn nas in tne past furnished the supply is now beoomtng too valuable,, and here is the best land now available to take its place. : The largest share of the supply for Portland and the ' othes- cities and towns of the north coast country should be, and will ne, produced nere. one of the best open ings for a manufacturing Industry to be found Is a cannery in this town. This wlH put the -small fruit business on sound basis, by making a safe and steady home, market and preventing a glut in the markets during the season of great est production. All the conditions are as favorable here as can. be asked for, and it only remains for the fruitgrowers to keep on pushing the business as in the past with energy and intelligence. ' . The Way Bollaad Does It From the London Spare Momenta There are few able-bodied paupers In Holland. : A tract of public land contain ing 6,000 acres is divided Into six model farms, to one of which the person ap plying for public relief is sent Here be is taught agriculture, and is subse quently permitted to rent a small farm for himself. "Holland also has a forced laljor colony, to which vagrants are sent to do farm and . other work whether they, like it or not , ' ;.'--, Advice-to the Lovelorn r bzatxjcs Miuix Dear Miss Fairfax: I am a young lady 82 years old. While out at "the park three weeks ago I met a young man whom I knew only to bow t He asked me to walk with him, and spent two hours in so doing, and then took me as tar as my home,' Ten days later 1 met him again, and bo walked four blocks out of his way. with me again. I certainly do love him, and how could I let him know itt I do fiot know any friend he knows, and would leap year help me to let him know that I love him? L. T. M. If you have a spark of prida in you you will not let him know that you have fallen in love with him so easily and tor so little reason. He has done nothing, as far as X can see, to call forth so much feeling on your part Don't you know that men seldom value that which eomes to them too easily f Walt and let him run after you a bit before, you Jet him ... see that you care tor him.. Do take my advice In thla V 0VSXOVS tOSS O OATTZA From ths Sclo News. A large number of cattle have been lost in this vlolnity recently and In ev ery case there was no sign of any dis ease whatever. M. W. Miller Is poorer by over 80 head, of cattle than-he last 'fall, While W. O. ? McDonald and O. M. Bilyeu have loot a great many. It Vhas been. In almost every Instance, the best stock that has died. Stock that has been kept in srood condition with plenty of hay and mill feed get so weak that they simply lis down and die. while others that have been turned .out In a pasture where it Is thought they couldn't live, have survived the storms and are now gaining some. It's a queer condition of things and the only reason advanced sO far Is that there has baen an unusual scarcity of grass and that dry-fed cattle have died simply for the want of something green. . .Ooaoluslv Bvldenoe. " , . From the St Louts Chronicle. u "Something seems to be smusina- thoaa fellows over there a great deal." "Yea rulker has lust been tuini them a story." " . "How do you know Pulktr has?" i-- "Because he is laurhina- lou.iar than any of ths rest of them." , ; m f