DIT!.IAL PA li JOTTSKAt HTBLTSHTira CO. 0. B. JACKSON, JTMO. T. CAHOIX AN INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER Sunday, March 27, 1904. THE COMMUNITY'S RESPONSIBILITY. fTpUIE CASE of Haines who has been' collecting for p I years the money, for his children's wages and at the 3 : same : time failing; to provide the children with a decent home, is one which should arouse the. interest and tause the interference of the public. The child labor laws are inadequate for the. protection of children; such as they are they are rarely enforced, and. the children bf dissolute or lazy parents are almost without protection and are frequently the. miserable little slaves of those1 whose first duty it is to care ioid them properly. I , Robbed of his childhood' and- youth the child of de-'t pendent parents is only too apt to retaliate upon society by ' becoming, criminal or vicious or both.. There are notable examples of men who have been forced to-support their parents or others at an early-age, and who have climbed to an exalted position in the, world, but there is not one of them who-does .not regard his escape from the pitfalls f pread for his young feet as almost a miracle ; and there is not one y?f, jthwjpwul jyilngliviJbiiW fnffd o alce the same" 'risks' for even greater chances of". winning some -of life s prizes, the proportion ot those who, fall; to-: the lowest "depths is too great, nor can we blame Jhera for the fall. i The community which permits the bargain and sale of a little child's life for the matter of a small savins to the ' urchaser and a small proht to the salesman is as guilty , as he parties to the bargain. , . , , r .. ..CHANCES IN THE COUNTRY. f. t A t PROMINENT. Umatilla county farmer recently said: lVf"I am paying $l a day for farm hands this spring l and it is impossible to keep good men at that price. Most men will work but a few days. when their feet begin to itch and they 'hit the' road,' Stock ranches also pay good wages, but cannot keep good men. What farmers need; is a supply of steady, sober; hardworking ' young men, permanent in the country, who wish to secure a foot hold. Such men can always find steady work at from $20 to $30 per month and more on stock ranches. - Young men can take up homesteads and when they have gained title can have saved up a good start on which to begin for themselves. 1 Some of the richest farmers and stockmen in this county began herding sheep or working on a ranch only a few years ago.". ', These facts will be of no interest to many young men, hut should be to others, such as are poor but willing to work and capable of working. f in the sheep shearing and harvesting seasons large wages are paid and such' a man need not be idle any other part of the year. Neither is. farm work, while requiring strength and endurance, so .wearing a drudgery as it used to be. Men are expected to work only a reasonable number of hours, and not from earliest dawn till after dark, and then do ''the chores." Nor need any .impecunious but ambitious young man suppose that by hiring out on a farm or a stock ranch for a few years he thereby sacrifices all chance of rising above a farmhand's station' of that he must bury his ambition As this farmer says, . theA most successful farmers and stockmen began in just this way. But they did not yield to "itching feet." They did honest, faithful, steady work, and in a few years were well-to-do. . Many bf them married their employers' or their neighbors' daughters and 0 soon became respectable and responsible house holders. ; And such as were men of somewhat superior intelligence and unusual push in their work became in more ways than one leading men in their respective com munities.' Hundreds of young men are in this city today who might thus make a real success of life who will make a miserable' failure of it by persisting in trying- to become lawyers or doctors or merchants or mechanics or specu lators, for which occupations they are not and cannot make themselves fitted, , or by trying to live without work. The advantages of country as! compared wtih city; life will not be dwelt upon here, but it should be remarked that in well-settled farming communities the country's former disadvantages have to a great extent disappeared. ' Better roads, better, schools, more and cheaper, newspapers and books, the increase of facilities .for, travel between farm arid town, in many cases the advent of the. electric railroad, .an&he every day, better, houses and furniture, more intelligence and progressiveness--all these have diminished, if not. en tirely bridged, the' gulf formerly separating the rural ' dis tricts from the city's admitted advantages in some respects. Large portions of, the country have by these means been brought into easy communion if npt close contact with the nearer towns. Nowadays the farmer, in many localities, has his daily newspaper, his fresh meat and whatever he desires from town, besides the advantages peculiar to the country. ' -V ' . . ;v:'- And even if, a young man .strikes out so far that all this does not apply, 'he still finds conditions .far superior to those which; -confronted' young men- a "generation ago; and he still has around him and all the morethe un tainted air, the uft vitiated fragrance, the peace and beauty of nature, the voice and view of God in allr that the skill and toil of man have in the city in a measure destroyed or depraved. '., ;."-,, Of coure there are many young men calculated to suc ceed better, in the city and to whom this advice does not properly apply, but as to many it deserves heed: Get ye into the country and grow up therewith. - ANARCHY IN COLORADO. . gone to these camps not to preserve order, per se, but as partisans of the, employers to crush out all opposition at public cost. . ; - We are speaking now of the metalliferous mining dis tricts. ' There censorships have been established quite as rigid, as that : which Japan J Has ' enforced. No. news of what was actually being done ; was allowed ' to get out to the public. Men, women and children have, been driven from their homes, without trial or form of law and warned never to come back again. To maintain - the militia has cost the taxpayers of. the state hundreds of thousands of dollars; and the end is not yet : in sights 7 However? it may be sugarcoated the fact still remains that the purpose of the militia and the governor to use, the military arm of the government to break thebackbone of the miners' organization and to. drive forth the leading miners regard less of whether or not they have been guilty of any overt act ' , - , The 'spectacle is one which no disinterested American itizencan - view with cool blood. It is one that places ; a jstlgma .on.the..state. and..its..adnainiitratiQnltt is .nothing, but anarchy pure and simple. It is a sowing of the wind to reap the whirlwind. Force in one direction invites force in another. It would seem that in an American state it would be . possible to settle labor disputes in some other way than is now being done in Colorado; pf all : ways assuredly; the hardest and the most dangerous has been sought and the outcome of it all cannot fail to disastrously affect the state's future prosperity, degrade its people and : arouse passions which .will be; felt for a generation to. come.. . - "i; !,.: world in general, and its home city and state in particular, better, 'it must always dare to declare the truth, to turn on the, light, to strike unsparingly at falsehood, fraud and evil, to serve wilfully no wrong and wicked cause, to stand firmly, clearly, luminously for the things that are right and lawful and clean? and just. , The Journal believes that the world is growing better and that the people of this city and state, among others, are constantly becoming more enlightened, intelligent and E regressive ; but that this advancement will be accelerated y the publication here of the type of newspaper described. The ; belief encouraged The Journal's . establishment, and its support is; evidence that its judgment was not at fault. MUTATIONS OF POLITICS. - " : THE PEOPLE AND THE PRESS. THE SPECTACLE. which Colorado is presenting to the eyes of a wondering world is not edifying. For the whole winter the state has been torn with labor dissensions. Militia has been ; maintained at several of the coal and precious metal camps at a cost which must be terrifying to the taxpayer. The right of free speech has been entirely obliterated ; the militia has ruled with an iron hand. , Mere suspects have been hurried in defiance of the courts to the ready "bull pen" there to be in carcerated until such time as the military authorities have seen fit to release or drjve them fojth from the community. Military proclamations have been issued so ridiculously bombastic as to remind one of the days of DonQuixote. But there has been this 6harp distinction that under them American citizens have been not onjy addressed, like dogs but treated like dogs. The military martinets have ac knowledged no law but their own sweet will. They have TO THE OLD and much-debated question: '"Is the world growing better?" The -Journal unhesitatingly answers yes. Never in the world's history has there been such development in all directions as during the past half a century or less, and. that development altogether makes for the world's betterment. The principal . good things of the world are irfcluded in the terms light and truth and freedom and pure atmosphere ; and of these there has been a tremendous increase since our grandfathers, or even our fathers, looked around at the world with youthful eyes. " But a vast work remains for those who would help make the world still better, an endless work for those who would , bring about approximately perfect or ideal conditions in it. In this work , the press must, bear a large share and should be an increasingly powerful factor. And to this end it is essential that the press should be not only keenly observant and broadly wise, but. also scrupu lously and inflexibly true, to its clear ideas of duty, un hesitatingly courageous in its every attitude and endeavor. It is sometimes . said that newspapers complain and criticise and censure too much; but while deserved appro bation and commendation should not be neglected, there are enough of wrong and evil, falsehood and darkness and filth and misery all around us, in political and social life, to demand a true newspaper's constant attention and to deserve the lash of its daily denunciation. If a newspaper is to fulfill its highest mission and per form its most useful service, that of helping to make the fTHE uncertainties, the tips ind downs of politics are so ,1 apparent, so often illustrated, in every large com- munity, that every man who goes into politics ought to be prepared for them in.his Qwn.,case andtoTtake , aM 'thing has happened to many good men before it happened to him." . . . . ' But. there is a sort of fascination to; many men in the life political, or. official, and; once they have tasted of it they cannot be content with anything else, even though, life) might 'be easier and, more profitable in some private. Voca tion. Office-seeking and office-holding do. not spoil all men who'go into politics, but it has ruined many a good fellow and rendered many others discontented during a .good share of -their lives. . - - , Of course the '.man who is . thrown out when he-is ex ceedingly anxious to stay in,,who is rejected by his party or the people when he is extremely : desirous of being ac cepted, always feels as if he should be "vindicated," that, he has not been treated right, which in some cases may be true; but as a rule he will'be wise if -in such an event he shows his independence" and self-esteem by scorning 'to, thrust, himself forward where he is t not, wanted. ' Let him console himself, if he is sure he is so superior a man for the desired place,; by the' reflection that his ejection is the party's and the people's loss,, rather than his own. A man who goes into ' politics should be prepared to take some defeats as well; as .victories and be cheerful, or at least dignified in the time of disappointment, as well as buoyant in the hour of triumph. Politics is a rather tricksome business and everybody ought to be prepared to get along otherwise, if the fickle jade frowns instead of smiles. -.. ..- ' -. - . . . . The inclusion' in the sundry civil bill of $100,000 for work on the.Celilo canal project will be good news to eastern Oregon. This plan" is due to the joint efforts of Tongue and Moody who secured the authorization of the canal as a continuing work, in the last river and harbor bill, repealing the portage road proposition. The engineers made their estimates olthe amount at present necessary for the prosecution of the canal and this amount' is included as a matter of course in the sundry civjl bill. The accept ance by the state of the proposition of the engineering department that the state procure the right of way, has put the project beyond future controversy.; ;;;; : THE CONQUEROR V By ELLA WHEELER WILCOX 0 (Copyright, 1904, by W. R. Hearst.) MUCH 1 is ' Bald; of, self -control ' by preachers and teachera tha world over, but to bow many human be Jtigs can we point as Illustrating the beauty ef that virtue? In truth, what is self-control? ' 1 Were your child to ask you what you meant by the word, could you explain? 1 Are you exercising this admirable quality fn your dally life, and, If. so, In what direc tion? -,:.' : ..."'-. , Perhaps you hav an Inborn taste for ftrong drink, and you control It and "touch riot, taste not, handle not the unclean thing." I That Is well and good. Tet are you bring ing on disease and early death by indulging k gross appetite for hearty foods? Possibly you are Indolent by Inclination and you compel yourself to work. ; That, too,; Is well and good, The human drons who does no labor, men jtal or physical, for the good of the human felve should be driven from among his kind. Tet he who;, would be worthy of the appel lation of self -controlled man" must do ftiore than to labor in sobriety. If you are possessed with an Inordinate love of. wealth, your very labor may be a dis sipation and call for the use' .of self-control. Next to the sin of Idleness comes the sin of intemperance In work. To work day arid night to the Injury of your health and to the neglect of your family means the destruction of the temple of your soul and tha founds.- , tlon of happiness on earth the home. . If you are mad for great wealth, it will be an easy matter for you to make a necessity of a desire and to commit domestic and hy gienic suicide by a lack of self-control. -; An hour or two a day, an extra evening or two in the week, might be given to recreation ' and home life, were you to realize how small an object In the general result ot happiness wealth proves when placed beside the things you are sacrificing to obtain It. ( ; Perhaps you are a literary man, or a cler ' gyman, or an artist engaged In creative work. Upon the success of your work de pends the comfort of your family and your reputation as a man of talent. Therefore you feel Justified In being somewhat "diffi cult" in your home and social relations. I saw an angel with majestic mien And radiant brow, and smile divinely sweet. Strong human passions . writhed beneath his feet; There, too, expired those coward faults which screen Themselves behind inheritance, and lean On dead men for their strength and think It mlet. All, all lay prostrate, owning' their defeat. Then to the spirit with the eyes serene , . I cried aloud, In wonder and In awe "Oh, mighty one, who art thou, that thy glance Can circumvent heredity-r-cheat chance, And conquer nature? What thine occult law? Art thou Incarnate Force the over-soul?" ' " The angel answered "I AM SELF CONTROL." 1 whole moral nature, nothing which so de stroys the fibre of character as a loose rein given the passionate nature. It is the most, persistent, familiar and fas-, cinating temptation encountered by men and women on this Journey through earth. womanhood are you doing what life demands of you. - -. - It may be you are a paragon of the virtues, but your weakness lies In the direction of, extravagance. Money slips through7 your hands and you are not able to account for Its Bepause of the all.-powerful underlying disappearance. That means a weakness of You are nervous and Irritable, and you have no excuse to make. Talent is expected to cover a multitude of such sins. Talent excuses nothing which weakens character, and the first element in character . development Is self-control. . Control your belittling nervousness and your childish Irritability If you want to rank among the worth-while souls of earth. Again, you may be a good husband, a good , father, a generous provider for your family, and an honest, earnest business man, but your weakness lies where the fair sex Is con cerned. .' ' : .' j So long as you keep from scandal, and so long as you blacken no woman's reputation, you feel you are excusable for an occasional lapse from what you term the "goody-goody path of rectitude." , Tet there is nothing which so weakens the creative impulse, throughout the entire unl- r verse, this temptation lurks in every byway 1 and on every highway as we pass along life's pilgrimage. Only the half -born or the half -dead are Immune from It. ; ' Do n,ot think you jsre exceptionally tempted, and therefore excusable for yielding tb your tendencies,. Where there is passion there, too, Is will. 1 Exercise your self-control and your will is sure to assert itself. If you are a beautiful or a fascinating woman, you are no doubt tempted to forget your dignity and lower your Ideals for the love . of power or ' the pleasure of conquest. If you break no com mandment you feel you are doing all that could be demanded of one . so peculiarly tempted. . . , ' , But only as you develop your power of self-control and satisfy your highest Ideal of character. Use your self-control and ac quire .a reasonable habit of economy. Have you never learned how to wait? Im-. paUence is not an attribute to Mother Na turebehold with what quiet Industry she goes along the year, waiting for, seed to sprout, for sprout to blossom, for blossom to ripen-Into fruit Behold the patience of the stars within their orbits. ' Even so learn to control yourself and wait the coming of events. There Is nothing the self-controlled human being may not ac complish. But the word must be understood in its fullest sense and applied in its broad est application. . " ' r ? He who would conquer heredity and over come temptation, and create opportunity and build character, must know the whole' definition of self-control, and, knowing It, live it., ,;';: y; ';vt .--.; .. -'-,-,;:,.. t - . : : Dinkelspicl as War Correspondent , (By Oeorge . Robart) V (Ooprrlght, 1904, by W. B. Heant) To me baa came vun of der most de . lightsome egg-sperlences I haf efen vlt- lieased since my eggsistence, yet A friend of mine py der name of Beer lab n has nwentloned a machinery Vich 1 der came Idea as a ylraless tele phone. . f , . Beerhaben vorktd outd bis Idea from der principal dot der wibratlons vloh vas in der woltage unted der armature of 1 der ', resistance varq der .- magneUo needle meets der thimble,, darefore, ven you divide ells py four and carry eefen, tier result vaa equal to. der circumfer ence at der base of Pompeys statue. ' -.g I hate to use so many technicalities in , (lis article ven 1 speak abould Beerhab en's system, but- all us sctentiflcers find It a necessity to use loud vords ven vs vlsh to convey a meaning vlcb no vun can understand. i I eggsplalned to Beerhaben dot a short . gonversatloning mlt der emperor of C'hapan could be- a fine1 test for der ma- , chlnery, no Beerhaben rested his bead : on der table and let der veels go round, j Der sounds caused py der galvanic passing ofer, up und above der rheostat , und mixing mlt der storage battery to der left thereby causing der eleetric- ' Kisslty to pass; under der duplex, vich, fprmeti on der ampere, vas thrilling. ! Pretty soon der noise grew louder und more home-like. . s It vas a voman's wolee. ' "Number, please!" set der wolee, ', ' "Keep ould, Central!" set Beerhaben; "T . vlsh to go straight through to Chapan." .. I doan'd know vot der voman spoke, bit anyvay she hat der last vord. Den a beautiful scientific .spectacle . happened. , : : I cannot eggsplaln dls scientific spec tacle to you because der vords I. vould t to use vould Jook like I vas calling you : names. Anyvay. in a minute Chapan vas on iS?r vireless. . .. . v -. ' I nefer vas so surprised In my life as ven I heard der feller at der udder end of der vireless say: "Vot dot you, O llnky San?" - . ' " ,: ' "Who haf I der pleasure of apeaklng etr' l net using vun of my most laugn able miles, because I vas so tlggled dot he knew me so far avay. ' "Dls vaa der mikado," set der wolee, und I could feel such a pleasant breese from his fan. ; ' - Tust aen der non-conductor bit . der quadruplex between Oer oscillator und der cornucopia und spilled der current for abould free miles oS der coast or der Phlllypeanuts Islands. -. Ven . communication got back der mikado set: "Augustly deign to pardon me, O Dinky San, but dey vas bumbard Ing Port Arthur again, und a bura-chell hit der vlfelees. May I miserably Ink vlre if you vas honorably veil, O. Dinky San?" "I vas veil to der point of bursting," I responsed. "Vot is oer goot news mit you. Mlkr "Dese vas busy days mlt us, O Dinky Ban," set Mik. "Should you honorably deign to listen to such a stupid piece of mud as I am den vill I -miserably tell you dtr var sltlvatlon up to date.'' "1 vas all ears like a chack rabbit," X vlspered. "Honorably cut loose, Mlkl" "Dls morning between 4 una 6 o'clock ve bumbarded Port Arthur," set Mlk. 'Ten minutes later my troops unter Cheneral Begorra Ohara captured Laughlngstok und threw It avay. Den ve bumbarded Port Arthur. , Fifteen minutes later my troops unter Cheneral Dlzzo Dyspeptic surrounded der Rus sian army near Sneakovltch and lacer ated der names of eight Russian offi cers. Den ve bumbarded Port Arthur. After a short stop for breakfast my troops unter der command of Cheneral O'Mushlmush - drew near to Laughlng stok und pinched der ouldposts. Den ve bumbarded Port Arthur.. Between o'clock my troops met der Russians near der Yalu river und ve gafe der river a run for Ha money. . Den ve bum barded Port Arthur. At 10 o'clock we rested for tlffln. Den ve 1 bumbarded Port Arthur. After 10 und between 11 o'clock ve met der enemy unter command of Cheneral Bhakemoffski und Lieutenant Rainovltchlndetfaceolf und ve smashed dem In der alphabet Den ve 'bumbarded Port Arthur. At abould noon o'clock our torpedo flotilla ran into Laughlnstok and pushed It .ofer nearer 8t 'Peters burg, Den ve bumbarded Port Arthur, Ven der "vun o'clock vlsslp blew der Russians tried to dam der Yalu river. but ven ve got through mlt dem dey tried to dam us. Den ve bumbarded Port Arthur. At abould" Yust den Beerhaben s pipe spluttered und vent outd. Anyvay, dare vas someding dldlng at Port Arthur. O. DINKELSPIEL. . Per George V. Hobart umvca nuiOHt. Prom the Chicago Tribune. Selfishness Is the heart of sin. The fussy are never effective. . Obedience Is better than oblation. Character Is crystallised conduct Revenge Is sweetest when renounced. as we measure Mercies multiply them. . Only manufactured vertlsed. doubts are ad- Nothlng spoils the life like living-for the spoils. .. ,- "... Olvlifg happiness Is the only secret Of getting It : .:... .... There Is no delight for those who turn back from duy. . . An unbridled tongue goes with an un burdened brain. Bins of the imagination are more than imaginary sins. . ' A man's love for Ood may be measured by his life for men. f .., - .. ,: . Tou can hardly expect to get fire out of a cold storage religion; '-. . A principle hung up on the wall may be worse than none at all. ' , The man who can smile at a small trouble will subdue a great one. J'.-; - -.v. ; v.-; - .. ', :;? The man. who is looking for a chance to be grateful Is never without one. ,' i Kntoal Sympathy. : From the Kansas Cry sur. However, Utah Is probably as much distressed over boodllnrfln. Missouri as Missouri Is grieved By polygamy in OV OA9 TO BAmUVTOT, Under Present System Bnssia Must Oo Trom Bad to Worse. From the St Paul Pioneer-Press. In one of the few leading papers of the United States which are friendly to Russia we And the following summary of that country's nnanclals situation: Russia's debt owed abroad is esti mated at about $3,200,000,000, with an annual Interest charge of 1150,000,000. Russian railroads are heavily over capitalised. The Russian agricultural conditions are reported to be among the most degraded In Europe, and are growing worse. . The money-lender abounds in Russia, and practically ab sorbs all the profits of agriculture. The population la Increasing rapidly, but so are national expenditures. , Superficially the government tby its ownership of the great iron works and mines, has been growing richer, but at the expense of the population, as the result .of the greatly increased ' taxation Imposed "to develop everything In all directions at once." Kuaaia has been running behind in recent years 1100,000.000 a year, and between 1887 and 101 Russia added $660,000,000 to its debt for enterprises that are still nearly all unproductive. There is nothing whatever to encour age any hope that the anual deficit will be lessened so long as the present form of government exists. The present war, unless quickly terminated, will add an other billion or more to the agregate of debt; and, as was only recently de clared by Russia's minister of finance, M. Witte, there is no possible way of increasing the revenues. The Increase of the interest charge, by the addition of one-third more to the debt will then make the annual deficit in the imperial revenues' at least $loo,000,Q00. - How long can such a baleful Increment ef lia bilities be endured, before a point will be reached Where the holders of Rus sian bonds will be obliged to whistle for their money? . 1 , ; To curtail expenditures, ' other than those Involved In warfare, , Would mean an attack by the central adminis tration on the salaries, contract rev-, enues, fees and perquisites of the Rus sian bureaucracy on practically - the whole office-holding element of the. na tion, civil and military. This . element Is notoriously without a parallel . for corruption unless such parallel ' be looked, for in Venezuela or Colombia. Russian officialdom would probably, see In .national repudiation a lesser evil than a reduction, of Its own perquisites. It is Idle to look for such an exalted patriotism as would demand the mainte nance ,of tne national credit' at any sacrifice to themselves, in the breasts of a set of men who have been plunder ing their country's revenues for years, and who are doing so even now, in war time. ' Rather, the bueaucracy might be expected to argue that a suspension of Interest payments on the national debt -would be a lesser evil than a diminution of their own perquisites. ' If, in the face of such figures and such probabilities as the above, there is not an early and de cided slump- in Russian securities, it will be something remarkable. ' '';:''; nn olas. .... O heart of mine, we shouldn't Worry so! What we've missed of calm we couldnH , Have, you knowl .What we've met of stormy plain And of sorrow's arlvlng rain We can better meet again If It blowl ' - -.. ' ' ''') i We have erred In that dark hour We have known , . When our tears fell with the 'shower " All alone 1 Were not ahlne and shadow blent As the gracious Master meant?. Let us temper our oontent ' With His own. : .'. - For we know not every morrow ' Can be sad, , : So, forgetting all the sorrow we have .had,. l. r Let. us fold away our fears . , And put by our foolish tears, And through all 'the coming years v Just be glad. . . , James Whltcomb Riley. --.- -. Za a XTntshell. . From the, Louisville Courier-Journal. , "My country," says the Russian am bassador to Washington, 'does not ask that you should be pro-Russian and not pro-Japanese, b.u. that, you, should 'be pro-American." But considering our experiences-with Russia ,in the far east recently. It is hard to- be pro-Amertcant witnnut being pro-Japanese, as Japan is fighting against the very- po'Hcy of Rus slan bad faith and selfish aggression which menaces the interests of America as well as of Japan, to say nothing of the civilised world. -, . 4 ; w Blarney t ;;; ; Janet Tuckey in Temple 'Bar. ' A lake-side dweller, young and fair, The dearest little maid in Kerry, With blue-gray eyes and blu-black hair, And Hps as red as any cherry. No shoe nor stocking to her name, Which was but simple Kitty 'Brady And yet a lord from England came Imploring her to be his lady. She had another , worshiper , The boldest boy about Klllarnay,. With only love to offer her, A little cabin, and the blarney. She favored him with many a glance. Until the lord came on the taplst She smiled on him at wake and dance, .; And Faddy as a king was happy. The lord was Just a trifle glum The moral of an. English IqvSrl But sure, If he'd been deaf and dumb His Jingling gold could talk one over. "In silk and satin you shall dress, And I will give you Jewels," said he, "To twine in every glossy tress, Sweet Kate, it you will be my lady." Och,. but them words were eloquent! Poor Kitty was no more than human, And very fond of. ornament ' Like every reasonable woman, "'p-ls true, Pat courts me best but Still" (.'-... - v. . Thought she "though" with the talk he's ready. :.- Arrah, let folks say what they will, It's mighty, fine to be my ladyl" And so she wouldn't look at Pat . -In vain he watched for her and sought ' her," .,:.. v--t.- ;. .: Until one evening when he sat Just flinging pebbles in the water, -His downcast face and heavy sigh Might have moved even atones to pity; And she passed gayly tripping by, , His worse than stony-hearted Kitty. She tried to pass, I mean as eool ( As any cucumber or melon; But though In love, Pat was no fool, He'sprang to meet his truant Helen, fehe wouldn't take his outstretched hand; ; "An' 4s It you. Miss Kitty Brady," Says he, "that's got so stiff an' grand? v Good-morrow to ye thin, my lady! "Bot Kate, .ag-ra, now stop and spake, ;, If but to tell me what's dome e'er you' I , Or Is it that your eyes are wake. An' you can't see me here before you? Och, sure, alanna, you've no call : To murder people for your pleasure, : An' I can't live at all at aU Without your purty self, my treasure. "That Fngllsher has wealth, galore A rint-roll longer than my arm; Why should he stale from me, asthore. That's nlver done him any harm? Just give me something he's not got And thaff your own thrue heart my honey; . " Sure, then I would't change my lot With him for all bis dirty money." And what is little Kate to do? She laughs, and frowns, and sobs, and - .. blushes; f " ..- ' ' . . ' "Och, Pat, t, give it up to you, " ' You'd charm a bird from off the bushes! Well, Just to save your life, machree, - An' not because I care about you, ' ' -I'll think it over" so said she - - ' "But I could live and thrive without .' you1." ; '-- ;-t : ; And now to tell the lord of if ' , No wonder if he's rather crusty. But little Kate has Irish wit That's never suffered to grow rusty. "Sure, if your, honor I refuse, - ' It's well for you och 1 botheration Whin It's yourself can pick and choose From all the grandeur of the nation. "An I would look a holy show, 1 Drest in the beautlfullest bonnet -Even' if all the flowers that grow, r An' feathers, too, was stuck upon it; An' in a strheelln' satin gown, I'd still be on'y Kitty Brady Sure, thin, If I'd the Queen's goold crown, - ,;- : " T wouldn't make me a raal lady." 1 At first bis lordship felt the cross " Being unaccustomed to rejection, But thinking, "It's the girl's own loss! ,' Found comfort in that wise reflection. ' And ere he left our island green, - - . He saw a wedding at KUlarney, An' drank In genuine pdtheen, : 'Success forever to the blarneyi" " " : Slight Change of arame. -r From the Atlanta Journal. V - " In Biblical, times the tax gathering t trusts were run- by politicians, . Now ' iney are run py Bepubiicane. . K ; v