TIIE OREGON DAILY- JOTJBNAi; ' PORTLAltfa), SATUHDAY; EVEKINO, MAUCH 10 1904. 15 x I WHY THE MORMON CHURCH HAS J -r . Salt Lake City, Utah, March 5. Apos tle Reed Smoot is not the real culprit at barbefore-the-isenate efthe United states. It Is the Mormon church. . - The Investigation now )n progress be-" fore the senate committee on privileges and , elections to determine , whether Smoot shall hold his seat is without a precedent In that not one , charge is made affecting the personal fitness of the man elected senator from Utah. He la accused of no crime. His honesty, uprightness and ability are hot : ques tioned. No bribery is alleged In bring ing about his election i No ; technical point Is raised as to the procedure of the legislature which chose him. The charges are against the governing auth orities of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, and Reed Smoot v REED SMOOT. must bear the brunt because he la one of them and is asking for recognition as a senator of the United States. As a director in the corporation, he must as sume his share of the responsibility for ita acts. If the corporation la convicted, he must be the sacrificial lamb. The people of Utah are more dee"pty Interested In the result of the Smoot inquiry than they were In the case of Brlgham II Roberts, elected representa tive in congress from Utah and rejected by the house. The Issues Involved more vitally affect the future development of the state. Roberts was accused of vio lating the law. i His fate served notice that a poly gam 1st muBt not be sent to either house of congress. The present flght is broader. The following charges are made against the Mormon church: First Winking at polygamy and even encouraging It clandestinely. Second Interfering In politics. - Third Interfering In business.' " . Of these three Issues, the greater mass, of non-Mormon and progressive Mormons In Utah regard the second as the most Important. On It depends to a large extent the remedy for the first. The Charon and Vomica. ' Vividly mindful of past legislation affecting the practice of their , peculiar religion, and apprehensive of the fu ture, the Mormon chiefs determined to secure, a foothold In the halls of the national legislature. The policy -of the church, since Joseph Smith, Its founder, became a candidate for the presidency of the United States, has been to ex- having for Ita object the attaining of political power. It la all part of the announced plan of the Mormon people to "build a temporal kingdom." Reluctance on the part of non-Mormons to receive the political dictation of the Saints caused this object of the church to be kept In the background. Nevertheless, the Mormon rulers have continued the struggle, despite their pledge to stop It when Utah waa ad mitted to the Union. In the domain of national politics the Roberts experiment failed... Roberta waa cast out by con gress for personal unfitness; nofhlng of the sort could be proved against Smoot, the church leaders reasoned, and if he could be elected he could retain his seat. To win the election was not difficult. The faithful were given the message from the authorities, to vote for legis lative nominees favorable to Smoot's candidacy. Word issued forth that "the time has come for the voice of an apostle of Ood to be heard in the halls of congress." Twenty-two years ago Apostle George Q. Cannon, elected delegate to congress from Utah, waa refused permission to take his seat on the ground that he waa a polygamist. At that time he made a prophecy, declaring he spoke by divine Inspiration, that he would return to con- I AT THE THEATRES The war plaw 'la with us, having taken a newly grim hold on stage life -with the advent of the Oriental clash. Fortunately no Japanese-Russian plays have yet broken forth, to astonish and confound, and the gallery gods and matinee girls may yet hiss at and tear fully enthuse over the blue-coated vil lain and hero of the vintage of 1863. Just why a story of the Civil war should prove a paying Investment under such chanted conditions, seeing that war plays generally died an unremun eratlve death some ' years ago, Is a psychological problem above the critic of mere dramatics. But whatever be the cause as long as Jap and Buss pound each other In their own pet way there will be a field the civilized world over for war plays . of any species and ths man who hatea war dramaa may Just as well prepare to stay at home or meek ly bear the burden. purlng the first exciting weeka of the Spanish engagement, when It looked as though some - American soldiers might he seriously Injured or even maimed by the coffee-colored - Dona, every theatre In the land that had a war play had Ita " S. R. O." sign swaying In the breeze. AMhe close of the last act the heroine, or some abler ' substitute, appeared wrapped In Old Glory and white Swiss muslin and sang America, while the calcium flashed on the colored lights, the orchestra strained at the upper-register, while the audience shouted, kicked, pounded, aang and howled Ita patroltlsm, then went . out protesting loudly against the slamp tax. People who ought to know better that Is thbse of mature years wx en thusiastic In war times over theatrical representations of war, and: as an Indi cation of continued patriotism, though of a frothy kind, this exhibition , may be valuable. But from a dramatie, artis tic and critical Btahdpolnt thewar play Is generally a delusion, a Jumble of Btrange and wonderful speeches, wlerd By EUOENE BOYUAN PALMER. 'in jj j y ;WU if?-; M fete" THE SMOOT HOME!, gress and be seated. Cannon died with out this having come, to pass, but the Mormons believe that the seating of an other apostle of the church. wlll amount to a fulfillment of the phophecy, sus taining their doctrine of modern revela tions from God. - There' were many other- reasons why the church leaders wished to send an apostle. One of them was that he could be relied on better td carry out their desires. Being himself One of the church leaders, he could keep in better touch with their needs and wishes. . As an apostle, he would be bound by his obligations to accept in temporal affairs the decision of the 'quorum." He would be more amenable to discipline. Moreover, the election and seating of an apostle would serve notice on the younger Mormons of the great desirability of seeking ecclesias tical advancement as a stepping stone to political honors, and would therefore arouse greater Interest In church work. Unmindful of Warnings. Unmindful of warnings from within and without the church, over the pro tests of many devout Mormons who ob jected to the principles Involved in this step, the leaders ' . persisted In their course and brought about the election of Keed Hmoot. wow tne progressive ele ment of the citizens of Utah have asked the senate and people of the United States to help them settle this question: "Shall the Mormon" church be per mitted to send one of its apostles to congress and to remain a powerful po litical organisation 7" The church has made the Issue. It has selected Reed Smoot as Its cham pion. Therefore, the eyes of the nation are on him. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints has sent to Washington abler men -than this son of a wealthy Ken tucklan and a Norwegian immigrant, but it has never sent a man better liked personally by tboBe - who know him. George Q. Cannon, the . Mormon Rich elieu, who first went as delegate to con gress over a quarter of a century ago. waa a man of marvelous keenness and diplomacy and great readiness In de bate. Brlgham H. Roberts, another polygamist, is a deep thinker, pos sessed of strong personality, magnetism and power before an audience. Reed Smoot Is a careful banker, an active business man and an earnest believer In his religion. Tall, well-knit, erect, with brown hair, a drooping brown mous tache, cleancut features and clear, steady blue eyes, ho Impresses an un prejudiced person on first meeting as likable and sincere rather than brll liant Hfs firm step and quick decisive answers in ordinary private conversa tion betoken the business man, and this is what he essentially is. He Is the "leading citizen" of the beautiful little city of Provo, nestled at the base of the Wasatch mountains. There his wealth Is largelyinvested, and there he enjoys general personal popularity and Influence among Mormons and non-Mor mons, largely because of his geniality and Integrity. Reed Smoot Is decidedly human. His prototpye Is found In . cities and vil lages all over the United States, with variations according ' to - environment. He Is devoted to his family, his busi ness and his religion, but red blood flows In hla veins, and he has a taste for a good story, pleasant companionship and wholesome sport. V oma Human Traits. An' Incident: Illustrating his love for horseflesh and sport took place Immedi ately after he was "called and set apart" as an apostle. In the spring of 1900. He owned at that time one of the fastest horses that ever trotted over the streets of Provo. "Uncle Jesse" Knight, a uniforms and waving of dress swords, pasteboard ships, wooden horses and canvas prisons. A Cleveland writer recalls some inter esting slips jjnads by- nervous actors at performances which have ' come under his observation. The first is that of the Judge in the trial scene of "Resurrec tion" in the Bugenle Blair production. The Judge said, Impressively JThere are seven votes for acquittal, five for con- Yituuii uio buuubcu is iuuiiu guilty: M Another young stage hero should have exclaimed valiantly: "As long as I live I will never drink another drop!" The audience was electrified, however, by hearing htm shout: "As long as I live, I will never drop another drink!" The third is ascribed to Dan Daly, who In early days had the line: "The king la dead; long live the king!" At the first performance Daly shouted to the soldiers: "Long live the king; he's dead!" ' - Fourth and last, it la told of a young woman In Sot'hern' company, that in stead of saying: "No divorce can separ ate a mother from her son," she em phatically told the audience that "no divorce can separate a Sothern from hla mon!" . ' "-' - - Henry E. Dlxey has offered the only logical excuse for yie failure of J. M. Barrie's "Little Mary," in this country that has yet crept Into public print. "Little Mary" has been one of the un qualified hits of the London season, and Charles Frohman counted on U to make jl big hit In this country. It lasted Just three weeka at the Empire theatre in New York, and after a brief road trial waa finally taken off. Dixie, who waa In the cast was recently asked If he could - explain why "Little Mary" had failed ao sadly In America. The reply was: - "That's easy to answer. It waa an English comedy, written by a Scotchman, played by Americana before an audience that' had other limitations.". . . ... -.'.' Mrs. Patrick Campbell and Mme. Sarah Bernhardt . are the . closest of friends. Whenever the divine Sarah plays Lon don, Mrs. Campbell atanda in the. wings and, closely watches every move ' and gesture made by the great French act ress. Bernhardt says that '' Mrs. Campbell's artistic career baa Just be FISHED FORWARD REED SJV100T stlfflll V MM PROVO. UTAH. wealthy mine owner 'of the little city, la also a lover Of blooded horses, and he waa anxious to match one of his ani mals against Smooth's. At that time Smoot was neither' senator nor apostle, but merely , a plain -business man and banker. The race was arranged, and the date set. All Provo was Interested. Then Smoot was made apostle. " "Uncle Jesse" and the,- othera . thought thla meant the. event would be called off. Knight met him on the street the next day and said, regretfully: "Well, Reed, now .that you have been made an. apostle. I suppose that race of ours won t be mn."' , , "That's Just where - you're wrong, 'Uncle Jesse,',' was the unexpected re ply, "That race still goes." And it did go. . And Apostle Smoot, i driver, sent his horse to victory. This love of horses comes naturally. Reed Smoot's father, Abraham Owen Smoot, was born in Owen county, Ken tucky, In 1816. . His parents were Vir ginians, his paternal grandfather was Scotch . and his grandmother- German. Abraham became a wealthy planter and a slaveholder, as well as an owner of fine horses. Converted to the Mormon faith in 1835, he followed Joseph Smith to Kirtland, O., and Far West, Mo., and Brigham Toung to Salt Lake, reaching Utah in 1847. Active as a missionary and as a religious worker, he gained a high position ins the church. He was elected the first justice of the peace in Utah, and served several terms as mayor of Salt Lake City. In 1868 he. moved to Provo, now a prosperous city of 8,000 inhabitants, in the heart of a rich agri cultural area. He was several times elected mayor of the city, and at the time of his death was president of the "stake," or diocese. Abraham Smoot had several wives. The third, Anna Kirstine Mouritzen, a native of Brekka, Norway, ' bore him a son In Salt Lake City, January 10, 1862, who was named Reed. Education and Career. Reed Smoot was given as good an edu cation as was available there In the pioneer days. He went to the church schools, and graduated from what is now the-Brlgham Young university at Provo. After leaving school, at the age of TT -rears, he started in as a porter in the Provo Co-Operative Mercantile insti tution, sorting potatoes anddoing other menial work. Eighteen months later he had risen to be manager. He studied the manufacture of woolen cloth, , and in 1884 became manager of the Provo Woolen Mills company, a position he still holds. His rise In business con tinued to be rapid. His father was sup posed to be a man of considerable wealth. When the elder Smoot died a few years ago It waa found the estate was so heavily Involved that, after pay ing the debts, there would be little left to distribute to the numerous family. Reed persuaded the other heirs to or ganise the Smoot Investment company, to take over all the property of the es tate. He managed this company so ably that In a comparatively short time it was free' of debt and paying handsome dividends. Reed Smoot's business inter ests are widespread.' He owns sheep and cattle and horses In numbers, and Is in terested in a number pf mining compa nies, notably the Grand Central, of which he Is vice-president, and which has paid several hundred thousand dollars in divi dends. Among his official positions are the following: President Provo '"Com mercial & Savings bank, director Deseret National, Deseret Savings, and Utah Na tional banks of Salt Lake; manager Provo Woolen mills, president Smoot Drug company of Provo, president Provo Book & Stationery company, director in Zion's Co-Operative Mercantile Institu tion, Salt Lake; director Clark-Eldredge company, wholesale grocers. Salt Lake; gun. The latter looks like a very young woman, notwithstanding the fact that she has a daughter of 16 years of age and a son in the English navy. Mrs. Campbell and her husband, ' who was killed In South Africa in 1800, eloped at the age of 26 and 17, and the marriage contrary to the prediction of 'the wise acres proved a passionate love match until Mr. Campbejl's death. One of the. press associations recently pent out an article about Mrs. Flake designed to be complimentary to that noted actress, illustrated by her por trait, and In it committed an amusing error, which the picture of Mrs. Fiske juxtaposed made all the plainer. The article complimented Mrs. Fiske on her great success as an Independent actress, and after noting her plans as to further work with Ibsen, adds that Mrs. Fiske "has been famous on the stage almost since babyhood," and that "although nearly SO years old, she has the face and figure of a girl of 22." Mrs. Fiske laughed when she saw this statement, and good-naturedly said: "It is difficult to understand Just why my age, or the age of any. player, should be considered of importance sufficient to form the subject of a special dispatch to the newspapers. In the circumstances, however, I may be permitted to reveal my age as 88. Surely 38 years is hard enough to bear." Seattle P. I. Gus Kerker, writer of many clever musical comedies, has at last rebelled against this Inane form of amusement, and declares, "No more silly comedies for me." And thla declaration comes from the man who wrote "The Tele phone Girl," "The Belle of New York." "Castles in. the. Air." etc., Mr. Kerker believes the time has come for a halt, he says: - "The time la ripe for some one to make productions of real comlo opera," He further says: "Musical comedy aa it has existed for soma time is simply a thing of shreds and patches.' The public Is certainly tired of it the suc cessive failures of the present season prove that beyond a doubt. The manager won't' have singers, and In their com panies they want nothing but ' pretty faces and comedians with comic 'mugs.' Finally, I believe that there la a large enough class of people who like good musio-to make a return to the more jj director San Pedro, Los Angeles A Salt Lake railroad, of which Senator W. A. Clark la president - His personal wealth is estimated , at 1500.000. Always active In church work; he spent several years -as a missionary In England, Belgium, "Holland, Germany, 8 wltserland, Italy, and France. He rose rapidly In ecclesiastical positions, until in 1900. he was made an apostle. It Is generally believed that he was ch6sen for that position largely because the church needed In ita extensive, business matters the shrewd Judgment he had dis played In his own affairs. -. Xls Happy Home. It has been rumored that Smoot is a polygamist, but no tangible evidence has been brought out to prove this. His MRS. REED SMOOT. most intimate friends are sincerely con vinced that he Is a monogamist, Cer tain' it is hat even current gossip in hla home city up to the time of hia elec tion aa senator connected hla name with only one wife. She waa formerly Miss Alpha M. Eldredge, daughter by a plural wife of Horace S. Eldredge, a wealthy pioneer Mormon of Salt Lake. They were married September 17, 1881, and have six children, ranging from Harold Reed, aged 16 years, io Ernest, the baby, a little over a year old three boys and three girls. Mrs. Smoot is a quiet pleas ant woman of retiring, domestic tastes. She is devoted to her husband and child ren, and It Is safe to say that there are few happier homes In the United States than the comfortable brick residence in Provo that Is the domicile of the Smoot family. Two blocks distant from the Provo Commercial & Savings hank, which was his principal business head quarters before he became a senator, busy-man though he was. he was wont to hasten thither each evening to be wltn hlB wife and children. "I won't talk business after ( o'clock except In emergencies," he hka fre quently said. "My evenings belong to my family." . But after he became an apostle his evenlrtgs at home became less frequent because of the necessity for, htm to at tend so many religious meetings. Ever since he announced his senatorial candi dacy his time has been more and more taken outside the home. However, he had an ambition, his fellows among the authorities decided that he should go, and the sacrifice had to be made of peace and the quiet pleasures of domestic life. His public experience had been lim ited. . He was a trustee of the state In sane asylum and trustee of the Brlgham Young university at Provo, a Mormon in stitution. To the United States senate was a big leap, but he made It easily. The election of Smoot and the pre sentation of his credentials brought the Issues Involved strongly to the attention of the country. What had been largely a local Issue became national In Its char acter. The Mormons exercise great In fluence In Idaho and other states. If successful In electing an apostle to the senate from Utah, this would encourage them politically in other states, until in time the hierarchy might even hold the balance of power in congress on a close vote. Some of. the leading citizens of Utah filed a protest against allowing him to take his seat, giving numerous grounds, summarized at the beginning of thla article. People all over the coun try took up the matter. The senate com mittee on prlvllegea and election8 de cided to make an exhaustive inquiry into the subject, and now the light is being turned on Mormonlsm. Copyright, 1904, by E. B. Palmer. (The next article of this series will be "The Church In Politics," showing how the Mormon church wins elections and makes and unmakes men.) legitimate forms of musical entertain ment extremely desirable." Many have been surprised at the fre quency with which Clyde Fitch turns out his plays, and have wondered ' where he gets his material. After reading an Interview with Mr. Fitch. It Is. not difficult to understand. He sees material everywhere. There are complexities and complications In the lives of the most uninteresting people,. he says; "I am intensely Interested in the' life of today, I think the life abont us, right in New York, the vital, modern life, Is the most prolific of any I could find for stage purposes. I wish to represent It and represent it truthfully. I wish to be an absolute realist; to paint with no uncertain touches the realities of life as I see them, experience them and sym pathize with them." "Don't you think, . Mr. Fitch," was asked, "that the public, when it goes to the theatre, wants , something besides realism T Doesn't - It. demand romance, food for the Imagination as well as for the mlndt" "But modern Ufa la full of romance," answered Mr. Fitch. "It is everywhere about us. You can't escape it. You have -got your romance, and we all have. "Every one's, life has In it the neces sary elements for a drama or story. Each one of us has a fourth act. We can't escape It. It la there, Inexorably there. " "You take a poor little achool teacher in a small western city. She teaches school all day and goes home to ft board ing house at night. You would think, looking at (t casually, that there was lit tle Interesting, little of the romance there; but her life has its fourth, act Just aa aure aa fate. 'It may come to her In the form of a love affair, a poor little love affair; or it may come in the form of a tragedy when age . finds her and ahe la dropped from the place which she haa filled for ao many years; or again, the tragedy may be in the absence of the love affair that she haa looked lorward to and never experienced. , , "l use that as rather a far fetched comparison. - How muffh more interest ing la. the life of the city dweller with all- the complications of - motives that cornea from crowded lives!'' - Referred took Canned Oooda. Allen & Lewta'-Beat. Brand. . .... , SEEING 'PARSIFAL" New York, March 1. 1904. My Dear Mrs. Yesr we have Been "Parsifal," and -says he la ao glad because now he doesn't have to. We had our seats one minute before, the performance, and it was only through the courtesy of Mr. Conrled that we were able to procure good ones. Me la ceriainiy me prince i impresarios and knows hla public well the dear public that can be bo easily led and. fed. We hear much of this most sacred music-drama, its religious spirit, the devotional attitude of the few thousand reverent listeners at each rep resentation. , True, the silence of the vast audience was most Impressive, but was it religious emotions? No! You have probably read all about the play, and know the story I was going to aay plot but , there , la none. The whole performance la an Incongruoua mixture of . pagan rites., mythology and . chrta t.lanltyr.and If Wagner'e Intention waa to cater to ' all the elemental passions of humanity, he could not have succeeded better. : . The first act 1 superb, and when the curtain was lowered I could not believe that nearly two' hours had passed since we first looked spellbound upon the scene, but the spell was rudely broken. as I marveled at the "reverential" atti tude of .the crowd wending Its way out for dinner. ' The ; opera began at five In the afternoon. At 6:45 an Intermls sion of two hours, then back again for the remaining two acts, .which lasted until near midnight. I was ao entranced by the first part and so impatient to return that dining was a mere pretense. But what disappolntmentwas mine! The suggestion of eating was bad enough. but to be dragged down to earth by the worldliness of the second act was shock ing from an ethical point of view and more than I could comfortably endure. I should like very much to see . It again with you, especially the magic scene, where" the flower maidens disport among the flowers seeking with bold and wanton behavior to allure Parsifal, the guileless fool, and disputing with one another for his possession. All. this, of course, to appropriate and most sensuous music, wnen Kunary, the enchantress, appears reclining In- a sort f floral au tomobile couch. Then she did a turn which --lands him at last that is, , so far aa to throw himself by her side. Have you.ever heard of the George King- burgsTaller As "parsifal; "The Gutless Fool," taken from life and that crooked leg is no caricature. gold kiss? Well, that was the mere touch of a butterfly's wing to this. Kundry throws one arm around Paral fal's neck, with the other hand she holds up a diaphanous scarf partially concealing their heads, but his whole body Is full of life, and oh my! oh my!! Zaza'a and Sapho'a wiles were as pale moonbeams compared to the glare and beat of this full-orbed sun. "Religious fervor," Indeed. A "holy show," say I. In the last act Parsifal Is made up as Christ, and Kundry, who was Herodiaa and Venus, is transformed into Mag dalen. These metamorphoses were In artistic and grotesque and not explaina ble by modern hypnotism or Kllngsor's magic. The washing of the feet of Christ la a travesty on that part of the New Testament and the whole scene Is sacrilegious as well as offensive to every sense of art Mals-que-falreT Simon says thumbs up, and all the world fol lows. I will close with ' a Bketch of Parsifal taken from life, as be stood for 40 minutes without moving In the tem ple of the Holy Grail. It is said that after the first rehearsal Parsifal couldn't walk for three days. I had other things to tell of, but this la enough for one day. RAPID WORK IN CRIMINAL COURT E. F. Hanshaw, charged with entering the saloon of C. H. Merchant at 220 Crosby street, with the intention of committing a burglary, was freed by a Jury In department 4 of the state cir cuit court, before John B. Cleland, the presiding Judge, . yesterday. Han shaw's defense was that he had worked for Merchant, and entered the saloon to see If anybody was there. Only 12 minutes was required by a Jury in Judge Fraser'a court yester day to find George A. Hammond, alias Fred Lewis, guilty of uttering a forged check. He forged the name of D. B. Mackie, of the Day Lumber company, to a check on the Merchants' - National bank for 121.60 on last January 19. Eddie Ivea waa found guilty by a Jury in Judge Cleland'a department of steal ing a number - of articles, including a shotgun, from the store of O. J. Groce, at the corner of Seventh and Qulmby streets. In last January. Frank le Woolrldge waa found guilty of perjury by a Jury in -Judge Frazer's court. In the police court she endeav ored to free herself by making a state ment unfavorable to Patrolman Rob erts. Before Frank S. Fields, the county clerk, she afterward made an affidavit in a libel suit instituted by Roberts, denying the words ahe uttered In the police court. MORTON COHN HAS NEGOTIATED SALE Said 8. Morton Cohn yeaterday: "Nego tiatlona are about completed for the sale of my property on Tenth and Washington street, but I am not at lib erty to state the exact price as the per sons who are figuring may not care to make it public at this time." ' When asked what he was going to do with Fred T. Merrill and hla pro posed theatre, ' Mr. . Cohn said, with a wink of hla eye, "aa to that It la only a matter of a sufficient amount of rent. No, I do not Intend to put a theatre In there, myself." . Preferred Btook Canned Oooda. AUea & Lewla' Best Brand. , GREAT HEALING . INSTITUTE HERE There la How la Portland the Host Mod- era Apparatua Known to the Kedioal profession tot the Owe of Hums Hla Chronlo BUeaaea and-Hheamatlsm Are Specially Treated ' -r -f Curing disease by machinery would be considered something quite novel as well as new, yet that might almost be said of the, new X-Radium Institute Just opened In the apartment formerly occu pied by Butterfleld Bros, at' the south east corner of First and '' Morrison streets. In these- handsomely furnished rooma, five In number, may be found the most newly invented medical apparatus known to science, and the ranite of ar factions coming within Us scope of treatment Includes nearly every 111 to which weak humanity is heir. ine A-naaium macnine is ins most interesting of all. The writer cannot describe it and will not make the effort. but what It won't do for the aick la much easier to think about than write of. Electricity is tie main battery It directs against dtrase, and in this it Is one of the mom powerful machines ever brought to the United States. Al though greatly complicated In mechan ism. It may be quite fully comprehended by any one desiring to 'Inspect it, as Its works are inclosed in a glass case so that every part may be .seen in opera tion, and the management welcomes every caller and . gladly explains Just What the highly polished and finished X- Radium will do. And .that amounts to almost everything except instilling life Into a pack of human bones. In another apartment is its massage appllancVs, and the person in the habit of enjoying the ordinary massage would do himself a kindness by sampling one of these perfected medical inventions. It Is as different from the' "ordinary" as that same "ordinary" differs from the primitive . scrubbing brush and towel. The Improved hot air outfit ia another of ita important equlpmenta that Port land's sick ones will heartily appreciate once they become acquainted ' with its worth. It might almost be safe to say that there is not an affliction of mankind for which this magnificent treatment is not a boon. It begins by expelling from the blood every iota of poison It con tains, and thereby creating a new and healthy flesh. It is a positive truth that poison In the system la man's worst enemy, and that enemy cannot live Where this Beta "baking" process is employed. It destroys the germ. It kills the seed, and its partakement Is a most fascinating sensation. For rheu matism, stomach troubles or blood taints it has not an equal beneath the sun. It is soothing, induces sleep and Is a comforter that cannot be had In any other way. , The water cure treatment at the X Radlum Institute guarantees to the patient all the benefits to be had at the Hot Springs of Arkansas, the famous Carlsbad, the Mt Clemens or any of the other noted watering places. These re sults may be had right here at home, at but trifling expense, and certainly for almost nothing as compared to the cost of visits to these distant and expensive resorts. Nearly every one, haa heard of the celebrated Dr. Flnsen and his wonder ful, curea by what la now called the Flnsen Ray., This Institute la doubtleaa proud to state that It possesses one of the very best of these apparatus, and a specialist from Europe to operate It in Its wide range of usefulness. The Ultra Violet Rays Is a form of treatment of recent origin, but of amaz ingly beneficial character. Wonderful results have been accomplished by thla system, where other methods had not the slightest beneficial effect at all, so that, in short, the X-Radium Institute may well feel Itself prepared to cope with any form of disease that attacks the human system. The physltla.-h-at.the head of the insti tute is a modest gentleman of few words, preferring to wait until he haa demonstrated the worth of his health producing methods before giving voice too much concerning himself or hla ex pected work in Portland. "You may say," he replied. In response to an Interrogatory, "that the time Is near at hand when sense will permeate the human brain and mind concerning diseases of the body. People are fast learning that the antiquated plan of doping a sick person with drugs, the value of which is too often a problem with the doctor and a mystery to his patient. Is not the best method of re newing health. Bright physicians know this full well, hence earnest research has brought forth rational means of eliminating bodily decay and physical disease. This institute will satisfy the most skeptldal of this if the aick will give ua the chance. But we cannot cure unleaa the opportunity la had. And we are not going out into the highwaya and hedgea to pull them in." The manager la himself a regular practicing physician and knows whereof be speaks. Adding JPael to the flame. From the Chicago News. "t lowered myaelf when I married you," said the angry wife. "Yes, it was quite a come-down, calmly rejoined the husband. "They tell me you had been pn the shelf quite awhile before I met you." HAM MARQUAM GRAND THEAf RE Saturday Evening, March 19, 1904 AT rXXCXS Lower floor, except laat three rowe, $2.00; laat three rowa. 11.60. Balcony, first three rowa, $1.50; second three rows, $1.00; . . last six rowa. 75c. Gallery. 7&o and Wc Boxes, I1J.60. LoLll. Salt of a eats will open at the box effloe Thursday mors lag, Merck IT, . , - ., , . at 16 o'olock. T7 tt rr n r; AT CUT RATES UNTIL APRIL 1st The Boston Painless Dentists are doing all dental work for cost of material to introduce our late discov eries and painlesa methods, -Painless Extracting ........... Free Examinations , t . ............... Free Silver Fillings 9 -3S Gold Fillings ................... .75 Gold Crowns .................... 3.0O Bridge Work . 0O Full Set Teeth . 3.00 NO STUDENTS EMPLOYED. " Come at once and take advantage- of low rates. All work done by specialists, WITHOUT PAIN and guaranteed TEN YEARS. Our late botanical discovery to apply to the gums for extracting, filling and crowning TEETH WITHOUT PAIN is known and used only by Boston Painless Dentists Corner Fifth and Morrison streets. En trance 291 Morrison, opposite Meier ' & Frank s. Hours 8:10 a. m. to a p. m.; . Sundays till 1. rv MINERAL SPRINGS ; OPEN THB TEAR ROUND. Tuscan Mineral Springs Corp. . 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