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About The Oregon daily journal. (Portland, Or.) 1902-1972 | View Entire Issue (March 5, 1904)
THE OREGON DAILY JOURNAL PORTLAND. SATURDAY EVENING, MARCII 5, 190L ESSIE BUSYBODY . MAKES A GREAT,. RADIUM FIID 44:1- win .0 ; TEACHER'MADB'ME tray after JT for drawing pictures of her. I had to study the astronomy chart for in hour. I gof to tired of it I jet' wished I was up in the tun, or moon, or tomewheret where there wasn't any school teachers. I hadn't any more than wished it, when I heard a squeaky voice behind me. laying: "Well, come on. I'll take you to the tun ' , J r k o ' '' yfeQrVr: 'oA ' ; i "WELTJIMINY CRICKETS, who are your I gasped, when I looked arounatond taw a funny-looking little creature about half my tize "Never mind whb I art. If you want to visit the tun, jump into thit Magic Asbestos Coat arid put on these Enchanted Coealct and we'll be off " j-I GUESS YOU KNOW I'm ready for anything likean adventure to I jet' obeyed order, and when teacher wasn't looking we tlid out the window and mounted up in the air right toward the tun. "I'm afraid I'll burn up, won't I, Mr. er Mr' Whater-name?" " 'Sunbeam,' call me t" he replied. "That Asbestot Coat will protect you from getting any warmer, and the Enchanted Goggles will keep your eyes from' frying out." "' . U tX !. Ai .VP i 4 ) r old T' ' ... 4 AS WE GOT NEAR o the tun,' we tawsome great black holes Sun tpots,'. said Little Sunbeam. "We wjll land near one." When I looked down in that Awful Bottomlett Pit, I wit rerribly tkeered and wanted to run away. "What it thit hole for. Sunny?" I &,A pointed to a tign which laid "RADIUM MINES." "Radium? O cricky ' ' kno.i ,M. re4d omethin hout it being worth a million dollars a pound I I thought, quick at a wink. '.WKJL "i W kU 4 x t ..... 5-'SAY,"' SUNBEAM; can't yon take me down in there?Tm pot ikee'red a mite now, I wouldn't care if the devil himself thould pop out of there." "Ha, Ha! Ho. Hoi it that to?" hissed an Ugly Monster, at he came squirming out of the blackness. Mercy, but he was an awful-looking specimen,! He jet' grabbed me, and whisked me down into that pit quicker "'n greased lightning." - . : 6 DIDNT DARE OPEN my eyet until wt landed at the bottom, and then f found everything light at day. No lamps, either: It wai radium I Yet, sir! Radium t And thit wai a whole mine of it I "Now I'll tet you ro work," grunted Old Solheimer, for that wat hit name. "Everyone I catch I set to work in my Radium Mines,' he growled. "What do you do with the radium?" I ssked. "Sell it to thether planets Venus, Mercury and sometimes Mars. It's cheap at dirt here on the sun. Can't sell t here at all." 9TME EARTH LOOKED like a little full moon at first, but grew big awful fast, just like-fillinjfi balloon with gas. After a time we landed on the edge of i great city, and all the houset in the neighborhood began 'o take fire all at once. I couldn't understand how that happened, tinrit I ran down the road and took oil the Enchanted. Gogglet. .,,... io-THEN I COULDNT Iook- at our load of iadium'at all, it was so bright it almost blinded me. and red hot, too. Just then a policeman collared me. and laid : "Hey, sit. if that's- your load of fire, better movent out of here. It'i burning up'all rhe" houses 1" "Njaver mirtd." I said, "I'll pay for all the damage. That's my load of radium !" ' v . ' - 7-.AND"Y0U NEVER SOLD any on the Earth?'! know you didn't, because thereisn't a pound on the whole planet, ma taid. Why. ' look here, Old Sol-what-ever-it-it, you wouldn't think of keeping me prisoner down here, when I could make you to rich, from one load of that thiny trull, you coutd buy up the whole sun, and, perhaps a moon or twol" - WELL, THAT LITTLE speech set him crazy.' "Do jou mean It? Do you?" he chuckled. ; "It's a go I Jes' you wait a second until I get ona 9f my ships loaded, and we'll be oft for the earth." Well, tir, in lets than forty winkt, we were aboard one of, the big freight airships. Ws shot out of that deep mine like a Wl out of a cannon. - 1 1 "RADIUM!" HE GASPED, and wat off Kk. a eraty man. The report spread al! over the city like wildfire, and toon scientific men, specu la tori and people of all kinds came Hooking but to tee the load of radium, and if possible, get hold of tome of it. Well, no one coujd steal any of it. ..,......, ..,Vv.w, ....... ,,,-, '': .V;' f v"'f .' '' ; i 1 ' '. ; .'."''; s ," t SO T JES' PUT little pinches of the tfiiny stuff in the glast tubes the men brought, and told off a little chunk of it. The money piled up m fait I couldn't attempt to count it, and as- the fire wat getting worse, I ran back to the airship, paid Old Solheimer more money than he ever dreamed of, and told him to get off the earth. Thit he did, and then I paid all the people for the houset that had been burned After hirinv a wionn m tnv my money, 1 made my escape.. ' JjJ