I - JDdifcorna!. -Rac js; off SsJoinrEia! PORTLAND, OREGON-; TUESDAY, DECEMBER'22.,1903 V THE OREGON DAlUYnJOURNAL AN . C 8. JACKSON . JPubllahed every evening (except Sunday) OFFICIAL, PAPER OP' THE C.TY OF THE JOURNAL'S PL,ATFORi ATrinity ol Events Which Would ; the Mightiest City of the Pacific Coast FirsfDeepert" the 'Columbia river bar. " - ; Sccond--Open the Columbia . . peded navigation at and above Third Dig an Isthmian canaL ,. ........... .... A... .. ............ POLITICS AND THE CANAL TfHE AMOUNT of political capital I cratic patty can expect to make - . to the canal treaty is Email at beat, and that or decidedly inferior quality. The canal is one of the stuV pendous undertaking which, rises , out of the domain of petty politics, i Not only the people of this country but the whole civilized world wantOof see the canal built. All the European nations,- which; are jealous enough in other directions, not only "want to see; the canal built, but they want the United States to build it and, are willing to agree to the terms that this country should control It In no European foreign office Is Colombia receiving a shred,' of sympathy.' It is given, plainly to understand that any J thing it undertakes must be on Its own initiative and maintained against the plainly expressed disapproval ox all the European governments. . Indeed It Is everywhere realized that canal Is a matter of worldwide consequence and of Inj mediate concern, benefit and ''profit to every commercial nation on the globe, r The work of Its construction falJs naturally upon the United States. It Is the nation thai; is not only financially able to complete the work, but It has the strength, as well as the disposition, to maintain U.. The logic of events, conditions and situations makes this clear to every foreign office and government. ; In the face of such a cordial. consensus, confronted as ;we are with the enormous value of such an undertaking to our own well-being and Its significance In welding Into closer relations our whole vast country, not to mention its Pacific outliers, it would come with very poor grace from any national party to f actiously dertaking or seek., to make petty politics of It. We feel sure such a course would be. bitterly ranks of the Democratic party Itself such "a movement could expect.no aid the rank and file whose approval to all .was never more essential than now. yA GOOD THING FOR THE WHOLE STATE WHILE IT IS WELL, for each section of the state "to be jealous of Its own interests and to be , ready at all times to do everything It can to further them, any policy which Would lead one section of the state to oppose any movement which Is calculated to benefit any other section Is shortsighted and indefensible. We notice a tendency of this aort manifested in various quarters of the state and wish to call particular attention to it, for it constitutes, the chief reason why the advance ment of Oregon, despite Its overwhelming natural advant ages, has not been so rapid as that of some of its neigh bors, i i ri ,:: ' 7 '- : i; '. A X- C.r': The Journal is, published In Portland, but it is pub lished for the benefit of the whole Oregon country. Growth ' In any section of the state Is of interest and. advantage to every other section of the state and any movement which is likely to stimulate that growth, no matter what section is directly benefited, will always receive the enthusiastic aid qf this newspaper. During the year just closing, the most remarkable in shipping in our whole history, more Oregon products have been shipped to the Orient, to Aus tralia and South Africa than ever before. It is apparent to everyone what this means. In market development the line of least resistance is across the ocean." Anything .which broadens the scope of our facilities, which makes it easier and safer to get in and out of the mouth of the Co lumbia, which opens that stream to unimpeded navigation, -JwllL.Pr?y . marvelpjua.lyadvantageous .jQiihegrowthL-of the state's commerce. The government to now at work at .the mouth of the river building a Jetty which to expected o deepen the bar. That work is a matter of the profound ly est moment to the state and its early completion will be attended by results so astounding that we are Just begin- jiing to realise them. But the deepening of the bar is only -co, ron nrDiawAHT. Sfettber He Wor General Sickles Taught " the Xdy to Smoke Cigarettes. Col. Albert A. Pope, millionaire, in ventor and head of the bicycle trust has been dragged Into a sensational New York divorce case. Andrew E. Carter wants a divorce from his wife, and she "blames' several other men as promi nent as Mr, Pope. The head and front ot his offense, as charged by the hus band. la that be and Gen. DanletH Sickles took. Mrs. Carter out riding af Ur midnight and taught her to smoke cigarettes. , If It had been any ordinary charge the colonel might have stood it with equanimity, but to be accused of teaching a woman to smoke cigarettes Is more than he can stand.. "" ' "I teach his wife to; smoke cigarettes? Why, I never smoked a cigarette lit my life, and I dare say the general would shoot any man who advised him to smoke one. Bo Carter says we took her out riding and taught her to smoke cig arettes? Isn't that, .fine ?'.-':""- ;';:; "The little pup."," he .said furiously, referring to Carter, fhe ought to have ft. millstone tied around his neck' and je thrown Into the North rlvor. She s the finest .'little woman that ever Jived," he added, emphasizing his. re mark by bringing his fist down heav ily upon the table, "but she. is married .to a brute. , . .. "This man Carter haA now; added to the blows of his lists the Insults that a coward resorts to. He cannot hurt me. Who can hurt Colonel Pope,, the biggest man in Connecticut? I am a millionaire. What is -Carter? He Is a salaried man for an Insurance company of which I am a director and in which I hold great risks. Suppose I go to the president of the company 'and tell him things I know about Carter? -What do you suppose be would do? . ' -:, -"Why"-r-andf again the heavy right fist came down upon the oak desk. -"I would crush him like a fly. A have kept track of that young man. I know every bottle of wine he has .bought ' and for whom he has bought if I have had his every step traced. , , ' "If you want a picture -of Mrs. Car- ; tr, go find the most beautiful woman in the world and pose . her before the i-amera. , When you' have the print, pro vided it Is .picture of the loveliest girl mi earth, just indorse It This is Pauline tirsy Carter' - , ."She is so sngM,. Why. ! know 20 twn that would' give up all chance of l.ravon to marry her. They have made Ltr Ufa misuraWe by their courtiog. And INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER PUBLISHED BY JOURNAL PUBLISHING CO. at The Jeurnal Building, Fifth and, 7 part of the problem, as everyone must realize. Unim peded navigation above The Dalles means vastly increased facilities to market our products at fair rates for 600 miles beyond our present Make of Portlan plished and "the vast evident, such further progress wouldsoon be made that the whole Oregon country would in the course of. time be brought to fully share' in all thebeneflts. t , ; r . - river to unimU The work which The Dalles.' 400 miles of the river is Contingent upon the state secur ing, a right of way for the Cellla canal. To complete that enterprise, according to the reports of the government's engineers, will cost proved and the money 'will be forthcoming as the en gineers' need it in the prosecution of the work. No one TREATY. disputes that in conjunction with deepening the bar at the which the Demd mouth of the river this is the greatest of all enterprises for the state. In comparison- with it, all other undertak ings sink Into relative insignificance. , The sooner It is undertaken the 'sooner the benefits will begin to how from out of opposition it So. far as the cessful completion whole face of nature I will fully come into f This great work the national government is ready to un dertake but as a condition precedent it demands a right of way. To this under all the circumstances it is entitled. The amount which the state would hus be called upon to pay Is simply a drop in the bucket In comparison with the benefits which would flow from the completed work. . Here is a project upon which all parts of the state should unite; it will confer ; more , general benefit, to .a wider diversity of people aajjl .sections, than "any other project that has ever been mentioned. This being true, all sections can unite upon it for the general good and make the appropriation 'required on the ground of sound the building of th and far-seeing public WAGES REDUCED TO BENEFIT FOREIGN SALES. T amount to over f 8,000,000 and the cut in wages to as much. There will be a saving of even more through reduction In output and quite as 'much through the closing and con centration of . plants.; There will .be a saving in. ocean freight rates of $5,000,000. The trunk lines have also been persuaded or coerced into reducing their rates .for the benefit of the trust ' ', V (The Chicago Tribune in a brief comment on the situa tion ays: ' 7 '.. " The question Is whether domestic or foreign con Burners are to get the benefit, of the lower prices. If ' "the former, thousands of small American manufac turers with whom steel is a raw material will be able to do business to greater advantage. They will be put in a position where they can offer their goods for less , money without loss.' They will be enabled to com- ' pete more effectively at home and. abroad with for elgn rivals, - Scores, of subsidiary industries '.will manage to get along without dropping many men or cutting wages materially if given cheap steel. , It does not appear to be "the policy of the steel cor : ' poration to encourage domestic industry, although ' it believes strongly in that policy, so far as its own in terests are concerned. It is cutting down -wages and lowering the cost of production;- so that It may be in a position to supply foreign, not domestic, manufac- 7 turers and railroads with cheaper steel. Partly be cause of the lower rates the builder of. a Syrian rail road can get American rail for (32.50 a ton laid down at Beirut, while the American contractor has' to pay - $28 at the mill. - If the United States Steel corpora -tlon"were4to lower home prices sales to domestic .con sumers would be largely increased, but it prefers to keep its lowest prices for foreign customers. . All of thfs is true enough, and reprehensible to boot, oppose such an un resented within the and those who led or sympathy from great party actions J to - that- net and paying freight f both worlt - ;''''';;';:;; with all that her husband is jsalous, I'll put my thumb down on him arid crush him." ' Colonel Pope is equally confident that General Sickles never taught the little lady. to smoke. . "He . would shoot a man who accused, him of smoking cig arettes," ' he said vehemently, "and he la not the one to teach a woman : to smoke them. He wrote his name in fire and blood at Gettysburg, and the only smoke he has ever smelt was the smoke of battle." -.i -. i TOTTSW XV XZS OWV SSTZMS. The Versatile J,lu tenant TeUs of Many Things That Are Coming. . Lieut. C. A. I Totten, formerly in structor in; military science at Yale col lege, is suing the New , York Bun be cause in "the review' of one of his books the Bun said he was "oft. his ,mU" and had-been "bounced'? from Yale. At the trial Totten gave some picturesque tes timony, part of wlch ran as follows: Q. In your book on the millennium you foretell or 'predlct1 a crisis ? i A. I predict nothing. I am hot a prophet I merely say I expect a crisis.1 iV ' Q. Ah, I see; and when we reach the crisis, do we settle down to the millen nium? A.. Yes. after a battle,-which will be another battle of Armageddon. This batt'e ' will be against the Turk and everything he stands on. America and- England will get Palestine' and give U to the Jews. Germany, Russia, England, all great nations, will be rep resented there. It will be a sort of al lied army lighting upon the belt of the earth. America will be In It, too, for Palestine' Is the key of the earth. Q. How did you, in your .beok. con nect the decline in pig Iron with the approach of the crisis and the millen nium? A. Pig Iron Is a staple of this country. . The rise and collapse of prices of staples happens. In accordance with the motions of certain . planets; we have that from statistics. . Just as Jupiter and Saturnf for Instance, bring cycles of sickness and insanity. We have all-heard of sun spots causing bad weather. - , Q. ' You' refer to a reign of horror at the. time of the crisis. What does that mean? A., It la something like the reign1 of terror during the French revo lution.Thlu will behetween 189 and ISltt. After, 191$ the Jews through Zion ism will be restored to Ziort, '..ie Mes siah will come, and the millennium wilt begin. i. In your book on folkiore you con .., ....... , J NO. P. CARROLL Yamhill ; streets, ' Portland, , Oregen. PORTLAND available point. That once accom ' benefits arising from it .being self- will make available the first stretch-of J 4,000,000. That project has been ap Oregon country is concerned, the suc of these two projects will change the so to speak, and for the first time it its own. ; '.- policy. HE STEEL TRUST proposes to effect a saving in its net expenses next year as compared with this of about $40,000,000. " " The cut ' in salaries will but beyond that there is little new in the proposed plan. It is simply an. extension of the Rockefeller principle to embrace 'the steel trust. Everything is fish, that comes lhlngs - are caught.comlfig.- aM. going. ways. First monopolize the home market anl then exploit it to the limit, that is. the method and It. is that ingenious and profitable scheme which the government's protective policy encourages and stimulates under the plea of maintaining high wages for the men who - ;":;;':,''':4 '7,;v 7T 7 !:;'v.-:- ' nect the Mother Goose fables with the Ten Tribes of Israel, and you say the fables are prophecy and history f ul filled, do you not? , A. Yes. the Mother Goose fables ' have ' historical ' signifi cance, v. -7. ,- ', Q. And you say that the rhyme. "Taffy was a Welchman, Taffy was. a thief," has a historical significance. A. Yes. In Taffy we see the words Te Phi, who wis David's daughter, and she was queen of the Welsh. 'You can see that in mv book called "Te Phi, David's Daughter, Jeremiah s Ward. Q. You say the rhyme, Little Jock Horner t ., )at In a corner 7 Eating a Christmas pie, He put In his thumb And pulled out a plum And said, what a big boy am I ' has a historical significance? A. Yes. Jack Horner means the English. "In a corner" moans they are fixed in an angle of tho world, and as Jack did with his plum, so they contemplate their power. - - Vlug. ' Plug along, brudder. Keep de middle ob de track; Nebber get 'scouraged V An- a-nebber look back. Plug; Plug; Plenty room ahead, Bettah day comln' w'en de sky tu'n red. Plug along, brudder, - W'en de col" win's blow .Nebber tnln' de wedder , Dat a-freexe you so; Plug; ',"'. , Plug; - ;' . . 7 -Bettah day ahead . , ' Bettah day comln' w'en de sky tu'n red Plug' along. ' brudder, .. ' Keep de middle ob de roall; Nebber mln de gallln' " 7 Ob de heavy load; j ' ' Plug;, . - ' -;.', ' Plug;,'.-,,i Bettah days ahead Bettah day a-comln' w'en de sky tu'n red. . Lowell Otus Beese. The Trouble With Vtopto. ' ' . From the Philadelphia Inqplrer Andrew Carnegie Is going to- make Dumfermline, Scotland, a model town, and", the' American, Institute of Boclal Bclence has drawn up a working plan for jrim.'-'- Buch schemes are not uncom moii, but . they all have the same defect. It Is impossible to fill the model towns with modal inhabitants. The Italian Nation Claims to Own the Vatican - By .ex-Attache in Chicago- Tribune. 77 If any one of the readers of the Tri bune were to be asked to whom the Vati can belonged, the reply woula undoubt edly be that it belonged to thje' pope, the popular impression in this country being to the effect that he owns lc ex officlo as the duly elected head of the Roman' Catholic, church', the members of which in all parts of the globe have for hundreds of years past been contribut ing not merely to Its maintenance but to the formation. of those marvelous collec tions which render it the greatest Store house of priceless, and unique treasures of art and letters In the world. The only limitations that mlgnt have sug gested themselves with regard to the title of the pontiff to the palace and its contents jwoul4 havebeen jo jthee ft ect that his proprietary rights thereto were In the nature' of the life Interest, and that the actual fee and ownership was vested in the international Roman Cath olic church, -r -. ; Quite at new and startling contention has, however, been put forward within the last few weeks by the Italian, author ities, who advance' the pretension that the Vatican, .with its statuary, its paint ings, Its mosaics, its tapestries, its libra ries and : manuscripts. Its masterpieces of the goldsmiths' and the Jewelers' art, belong not to the pope, nor to the univer sal Roman Catholic church, but . to the Italian nation. The issue has been raised in relation to the recent fire at the Vatican, 'And the government in condemning the absence in the palace of any modern appliances for extinguishing flames, takes- occasion to point out that In its eyes the pontiff is but the custo dian of a "great museum belonging to the nation,' and intimates in. 'the most plain- and unvarnished manner that if he does not. fulfill , his duties as care taker more efficiently and provide in. a more satisfactory manner for the safety of Italy's "great patrimony of art and history?? contained; in the palace the state will be obliged to step in and to undertake the duty itself. In one word, the Italian government, in the matter of the proprietorship of the Vatican, places the' holy father on much the same foot ing as the monks of Certosa J'Ema. near Florence; and of Mbnte Ollvero Magglore in the province of Sienna, who since the proclamation of 'these celebrated monas teries as national property have been al lowed to remain on them in the capacity of custodians. . .. ' Until now. the impression has always prevailed abroad that the so-called law of papal ' guarantees enacted by both httuses of the Italian parliament in 1871, and - which received Tc4ng . Victor Em manuel's sanction on May 13 of that year, assured to the papacy noc only the ownership of the Vatican, but likewise sovereign ' and extraterritorial rights within the precepts of the latter,- It has been a matter of common belief that St. Peter's and the other great basilicas at Rome' were in the same way as the Vati can the property of the papacy. - A care ful perusal of, .the text of the law, how ever, brings to light the fact that there Is nothing contained therein which defi nitely recognizes the right of the pon tiff to the Vatican, or which concedes to him - sovereign and extra-territorial rights within the limits of . the palace and its extensive gardens. .- True, article VII ordains that "no offi cial of the pubjto authority, nor agent f the piAllc xorces can in the exercise of his peculiar office enter into the pal aces or localities of habitual residence or temporary stay of the sovereign pon tiff, or In those in which are assembled a conclave or ecumenical council.: But on the other. hand article IV, which de crees an endowment of some 1600,000 a year from the national treasury la favor of the holy seat, declares that it is des tined to provide, among 'other things, "for ( the maintenance of.' the apostolic palaces and of their dependencies; also for the maintenance and care of the an nexed museums and libraries, as Well as for- the stipends and pensions of those employed for the purpose" and the ar ticle concludes under these Important words: 'The endowment cannot be di minished In' future, even In the case of the Italian government resolving ulti mately, to assume itself the expenses of the museums and library of the Vati can." Article V. which follows, is still more explicit For It states that 'the sov ereign pontiff, besides the endowment established in the preceding clause, will continue to Jiave the use of the apos tolic palaces of the Vatican and lateran, with . all the - edifices, gardens and grounds annexed to and dependent on them, as well as the villa of Castel Gan dolfo, with all its belongings and de pendencies. The said palaces, villa and annexes, like the museums, the library and the 1 art and archaeological collec tions there existing, are exempt from every tax and Impost, and from all ex propriation, on , the ground of public utility, and '.are,' moreover, inalienable,' Now, there is a controversy -with re gard i to the interpretation of this last word'. -The ecclesiastical authorities ar gue that it means inalienable from the papacy, whereas the Italian government construes -It as providing' that the pope has no right to alienate the said "pal aces, museums, library and the art and archaeological' collections,' on the ground that these belong to the nation, invoking the ' words , to the effect that "the pope shall have the .uee". a'na -the reference in article IV te he possibility of the state assuming itself the ex penses and, care In connection with the maintenance of the Vatican museum and library , in support of Us contention. Inasmuch as the Itallafl tribunals are alone competent to Interpret the oft ob scure and doubtful provisions of the laws of the land, and as the Judges, un like those of this country, hold their office at the pleasure of the minister of Justice for the time being, to whom they are subordinate, depending on him for advancement and honors, it may natur ally be taken for granted that the con struction of the word "Inalienable" , in article V in the law of papal- guarantees will be determined In a sense.raVprable to the government rather than to the papacy. ,-'- ;,7- , '-' ;7--'- 7-'-.'-7-'' There is no doubt that the decision of the courts would be further influenced In a sense favorable to the government by the existence of the law dealing With the preservation of antiquities of his torical or artistic Interest in the-king How Old Is Jtlohard? - '2 ' ' From a London Letter. , 'W have a variation of '"How Old is Ann?'r it is "How old were Robin and Richard?" and the- problem ia thus metrically set out: ' ' Bald Robin to Richard:' "If ever I come - To the age you are now, brother mine, Our ages, united, will mount to a sum Of'yewe making ninety and nine." Bald Richard: "That's certain, and If it be fair - '' J; - -- '-( For us to look-" forward, so far, I then shall be double the age that you Were,' '': : - 7 ; , '., : -' ' When I was the age that you are." 1 What? From the Charleston (S. C News and Courier. - -- - -,' . , , ' It ft not unlikely that If the confeder ate states had won In thqlf 'contest for sepcrate political existence there would have been disagreements among them, and it ia possible that the 1 southern dom, which practically gives the state a title thereto. Irrespective of the rights of the actual , owners. The-latter are prohibited . under ' penalty of ' confisca tion fine and .imprisonment from -disposing of these treasures to anybody save to ; the government 7 Itself, of to persons who, having bound themselves not to take the works in question out of ;the 'country, are provided with an authorization from the state duly speci fying : each . particular ' object Nothing of this nature can be removed from the kingdom, and not Only has the govern-, ment the right of pre-emption and ex propriation, but it also, by the terms of the aw, is enabled to impose such con ditions upon the owner or holder of such works of artistic or historical interest ato It may deem? necessary for their preservation. , Thus a piece of vandal ism auch as that perpetarted by a well known peer; In England, who, tiring of hFs magnificent old tapestries, converted them into carpets for the nurseries and playrooms of his children, would be im possible in Italy, where the authorities would et once Intervene, and either force the owner to take proper care of the tapestries or else -would assume posses sion thereof themselves. 7 7 7 ,7 ' ' . ThiS law, based on the socialistic doc trine that owners of objects of national Interest - have certain national obliga tions 'to fulfill,, and that their right to such belongings Is limited by conditions which do ndt apply In ordinary cases, is n6t, as- many people seem to believe, an arbitrary act of a spoliatory nature of the present government. For It ex isted long prior to. the union of Italy in each of the numerous sovereign states Into which the peninsula; was. then, di vided, and it was only the corruption of officials that enabled the evasion of Its provisions. ; AH that the existing gov ernment has done has been- to codify and to unite into one statute the Peoca edict Issued, by, the papacy, in 1820, the Neapolitan low of 1822, the Lombardlan decree of 1827, the Modena law of 18G7, and the edict first proclaimed, In Tub-" cany in 1754. Some of these were even more sweeping in the.tr provision than the present so-called Gallo law, which the Italian authorities assert applies to all antiquities of artistic or historical interest, no matter, Whether they hap pen to be In the possession of a noble man, such as Prince Borghese, or of the papacy. iSome two. years ago a contention sim ilar to that now put forward by the government regarding the ownership of the Vatican arose in connection with the catacombs at; Rome, the extremists in the1 national legislature insisting that their preservation, as -well as the work of excavation and of exploration, so rich in valuable ; 'finds," should be 'trans ferred from ecclesiastical to lay hands. At the time of the incorporation of Rome into the kingdom of Italy in 1870 the catacombs, as sacred places of pil grimage, containing bodies of martyrs, were left by the ' government in the charge of the papacy, which- In 1861 had, by a decree of Plus IX, confided the task of preserving the catacombs and con tinuing the work of excavation and ex ploration to a board of prelates and archaeologists, known as the commission of ' sacred archaeology. The latter, charging entrance - fees to the various subterranean cemeteries, has devoted the money thus obtained, as well as large subscriptions from Roman Catholics -all over the world, -to the opening up of more of these hidden catacombs, recov ering numberless ancient paintings and statuary,' while the inscriptions discov ered have added in no small degree to the knowledge of the conditions of the Eternal city 1.000 years ago, ' " ', -,4a ' ' Thanks to the munificence of the Bel gian, counts de Merode, the entire San Domltllla, catacombs were explored by the commission, in question, while sim ilar generosity ' from another source placed it within the power of the com mission to devote a million francs to the Subterranean cemetery of Ban Calllxtus. In fact, so satisfied was the Italian gov ernment with the manner , in which the commission was., fulfilling', its allotted duty that turning a deaf ear to the .pro tests of the antl-clerlcal element in par liament It resolved to leave the care and the excavation of the catacombs of Rome to the papal commission, merely asking that the -latter should work in accord with the ministry of public In struction, to which it now makes period ical regular reports of Its work as to Its superior authority, and enjoying the sup port of the latter when there Is any question of guarding the Tights of the catacombs against, the action of the owners of the surface soil. i This goes to show that in the event of the papacy inaugurating the -proper up-to-date precautions against fire In the Vatican the Italian government will be perfectly content to leave the pontiff in undisturbed possession of the palace and its priceless treasures and collec tions, having no desire to excite the ire of devout Roman Catholics in every part of the world by arbitrary Interfer ence with ' the holy father's custodian ship thereof. It, therefore, behooves the holy see to adopt Immediately all the requisite safeguards , for, the preserva tion of the palace against the danger from which It escaped the other day only through the assistance of the Italian authorities, which it had been compelled to Invoke. '-.7 7 -, It is a duty, in fact which the Vati can owes to the members of the Roman Catholic church throughout the world, In this country as, well as in Italy, since contributing to Its maintenance, today as they have contributed to enrich it in the past, they may be said to enjoy, if not a certain degree of ownership, at least a vested Interest therein. Mean while It Is reassuring to find the Roman fire department so much-more efficient than a few years ago. For I remember that when the magnificent Roman palace of Prince Odescalchi, with all' Its price less art .treasures, was completely de stroyed by fire in the ifcesertfe of Its owner and of . King Humbert himself, the', Vlglli, or firemen, did not put in an appearance until a, full hour after the flames : had broken out and after; the roof had already fallen, the delay belng due to the fact that the fire department In those days had no horses of its own and was obliged when fires broke out anywhere to requisition the nearest omnibus or . tramway : company in the name of the government for the neces sary horses;,",.,,. it.. ; ... : states would have been restored to the union upon their own Initiative, , Reflections of a Bachelor. From the New York Press. -Red hair is redundant when It Is a Widow. .- 7 ' - -:, : 'f A man Is ashamed to be -ashamed; a woman, not to be. . - What a woman likes about a Joke is It ohows how clever she Is to be able to make people believe she sees Its point. It throws a man into a-panlc to see how happy it makes the women- In a theatre audience to have' the heroine get In, a compromising position. - . . ,r . , -' ; , ' - Cause tot Complaint, A From the Cincinnati Times-Star. , ' A dosen counterfeiters have Just been rounded up In New York and Boston.. No dodbt they deem Jt a grosa Injustice that ''they should be halted in making money when nearly everybody else is do ing it these prosperous times, - " -' V":'v 7-i'i:' s', :. -"-7 'l.fri-7 - ' , ' 7 A Pen Picture of Joseph 7 K . From the New, York World; ' ' Joseph Chamberlain,' the Brjtish man of , the hour.'V presents sharp contrast to the average, type of British politician. In this he Is like Disraeli; it may be an element of his strength; at least it gives him a notable personality. ' 1 ,In a land of , "flannelled fools at the Wickets" Mr., Chamberlain never takes exercise. 1 In a land of hereditary wealth and power he derives neither from his family.. . He was born in London, the son of a shoe manufacturer who dealt in a shop which had been In the family nearly 150 years. ' .Gladstone - and other statesmen were famous scholars. ' Chamberlain was a Soor student in the dead languages; his selessness on the playground made him a mediocrity In- University College school. He has quoted Professor Cook as saying of his tlass: - "To attempt to get Into our heads the mysteries of al gebra was like firing a cannon ball into a mountain of mud." ' , 77 Chamberlain ' was precocious. 7 He went to work at IS.--, He was then quite an actor, wrote a one-act farce and acted it as an amateur, according to Mr. 8. H. Jeyes ln hls ihlck . volume . upon "Mr. Chamberlain; 7 His Life and Public Career," which has Just appeared. But Chamberlain also studied, ' read, I im proved his mind. " .When ; he was 18 Chamberlain was sent to, Birmingham,-where John Net tleford," related by marriage to his fam ily, wanted help in using some new American' machinery for the making ef wood screws.'. ; While ' Stiir extremely young for such responsibilities, Mr. Chamberlain improved the position of the firm by forming a trust buylna- out and combining several small firms, t 77 7 So the man who now plans a retribu tive tariff war upon America, and uses the trusts as an argument made much of his own great fortune by? American machinery and as a trust-maker. - He was once , sharply , criticised in parlia ment for the latter .activity, but came oft In the controversy with flying colore Chamberlain Is really , a Yankee. i: He gained political power as a Radical by introducing the American caucus system In Birmingham. Sent by the Radicals to parliament, he was for years hated and ridiculed by 7 members . who. bad never done a stroke of work. , s 7 A typical gentleman of leisure Cham berlain was not then. Is not now; yet a gentleman, he is. He is always scrupu LETTERS FROM THE PE0PJ ; The Building- Trades, Side of Xt , Portland, Or., Dec. 21. To the Editor of The Journal: I noticed in Saturday's Journal an article signed "Contractor," In which he attempts to defend the contractors In their course of avoiding the agreement plan advocated by The Journal. He says: . "Things are differ new , from what they were." Now, we mechanics know precisely what this means, but the general public does not It means-that a year ago the building trades mechanics were --working the card system and refused to work with non-union men. At that time the wage scale set by the unions, was paid with out question, and every contractor knew what every other Contractor had to pay for his help, and-? per cent of the men in the building i trades were .union men; ' Last summer the building trades council went to pieces, and a good many of the unions suspended the card sys tem, and the result is that today there are men doing. carpenters' work for , $3 a day. They ' are not mechanics, of course, but they serve the purpose of the contractors to lower wages. .7 , They said last summer that they did not -object to paying good men $3.60 or even i a day, but they could not get enough good men to do the work. Now the condition at the present time demon strates conclusively that those state ments were made purposely to deceive the publid, tor the fact Is that there are plenty of first-class mechanics look ing for a Job now, while nearly all of the cheap men are at work.. , If : those statements were made In good .faith, why do they not hire the good men now and pay them their wages and let the cheap men go? - ' . - 7 " He says: "There is ho such boom as there was." : ' Why, then, are the em ployers advertising in the East for -men to come to . Portland . in the spring?:. He also says; "Wages will go down 25 per-cent." The reason Is obvious; they Intend to fill the town up with scabs who will be. willing to work for anything the "masters" have a mind to pay them. , v But the most abominable ' and con temptible part of the article referred to is the last paragraph, which reads: "The men shduld get good wages, but they have been asking unusual pay and putting in poor -men who could not do a day's work because they didn't know how; but they belonged to the organisa tion and-could-notbe-discharged. - "Putting ln!" Indeed. I wonder who does the "putting In," If It is riot the contractors themselves or their, fore men, ft any one Idiotic enough to sup pose that a contractor wae compelled to employ a man he did not want? Then notice the last line "they, could not be discharged." . Now, it is not possible that a contractor could be mistaken or misled, on a proposition of that kind. He simply willfully and deliberately lied and he knows it "Could not be dis charged?" Who would prevent It? : He might say the union would. declare a strike, which would be another false hood. The right of an employer to dis charge an Incompetent man has never been questioned ; by a labor union. I have Seen good mechanics discharged for no other reason but talking unionism on the Job, yet no strike was ordered on account of it ' ' ' It is certainly a reflection on the in tegrity of the contractors to think they would, submit to a condition whereby they were not only, compelled to hire a man-, who dldn'A know how to do a day's work, but were compelled to keep hlm- A review of . the article would amount -to this, from the contractor's viewpoint: "We don't want an agree ment wtth the workmen. We Will pay such wages as the association decides upon. We are masters of the situation. We will, overrun, the town with non union1 men, and will dictate terms. Wo have been grossly imposed upon. We have been coerced, into hiring and keep ing men Who couldn't make good.". I wonder If they remember When a committee from the Master Builders' association sat in the office of, the City Retail Lumber company and forced every man to promise to hire , non union, men' before he could get any lum ber. ':" ' "'".'.'"" ry-T--- The faot of the matter is, the Manu facturers' association is using the con tractors as a cat s paw. to further the nefarious schemes laid down by Presl dent Parry. They are cutting their own throats and don't seem to realise It .. CARPENTER. Age of Indiscretion. From the Boston Globe. , . The .Rev.i Dr. . Collyer, who at ,. gO ., .. fhnt Ha iifla never hppn- 111 a. day In7 his. life. -took up thejiablt, of smoKing alter ue was -, whii-ii in ma case some people will now call the age of indiscretion. . t Chamberlain, the. Man, lously dressed; the orchid In his button- -hole,--th,e monocle, pre not more charac- ."' teristlc - than his perfect'.'correstncBs of attire and manner. - . , v Chamberlain t eartred his first great reputation f as mayor of Birmingham, with powers such ss no America mayor ever enjoyed. "Fifty years ag6," he Is quoted in' Mr.; Jeyes' book as saying, "the gas and water belonged to pri vate corporations.' The water was sup plied on three days in tho week; on other days you must either go without or you must take advantage of the per ambulating carts which supplied water -from polluted wells at 10s (12.50) the thousand gallons. The annual mortality ' In Birmingham in 71848 was 80 In the ' thousand; it Is now 20 in. the thousand. ' The only wonder Is that it wae not -much greater. , Scarcely anything had been-done -elther-f or- the instruct lon,--or for the health, or for the recreation, or for 'the comfort, or for the convenience of the artisan population.; ' ; '-Chamberlain: took over the gas and ; water franchises, tore down the worst "' slums an built the beautiful Corpora- -. tlon street in its stead, and led the way in that policy of municipal activity which has had such momentous results. Very real was Chamberlain's youth, ful Radicalism. On the fall of Napoleon . the Little he congratulated France upon having got rid of a system "founded ' on murder and.; continued in fraud," which had "perished in Corruption." i When Chamberlain went Into the board of trade his practical mind was Struck ; . by ;7 the fact . that 'over 8,000 British seamen perished at sea yearly. ,7 One in every 0 died In the1 ships " each year... : Chamberlain worked with ' Pllmsoll;to Stop overloading and over- ' insuring. Chamberlain makes frequent sensa tions In 'diplomacy by saying what he means. ' The late Lord Salisbury's "amaz ing indiscretions" Indicated a simi lar peculiarity; but aristocracy forgave ' Salisbury ; for what in nhantwtatn u condemns. Salisbury was "one of them." Aristocracy, when it dares, still repeats Disraeli's famous remark when the young .Radical made his first speech in the house. "From Brummagem, is he?',' drawled the veteran of many fights. "Well, he, looks Brummagem!" 7 Chamberlain is -thought of by those who have not seen him as a middle aged man. He is in his 70th year, , He married an American as his second wife. -She was Miss Endicott daughter of Mr. Cleveland's secretary of war. Advice to the Lovelorn '. BY BEAT&ICX f AlaTAX, ! ' Dear Miss Fairfax Will you kindly as sist me, and suggest1 that one should do under the circumstances which I am placed In?' if About two weks ago ' I chanced to make the acquaintance of two young ladles who turned out to be, cousins. My affections were first toward the youngest one. After becoming .better acquainted, I find the eldest one; more Boclable, and now have become very much infatuated Wtth her. They are living to gether, therefore I dqn't like to take one out and not ask the other, for fear of hurting her ; feelings.'. In preference of ' the two, I would rather take the eldest one, but do not want the other to think , I ann robbing her of her companion. Will you kindly offer a suggestion advising me what to do. H. HAWTHORNE. There is no reason why you should not take out the one in whom you are inter ested. The other girl will not object,- as no sensible girl wants to thrust, herself forward where she is not wanted. It Is too bad that you did not know your, own mind from the first; but go ahead now ' that you do, and good luck to you. : Dear Miss Fairfax: I am a young man, 19 years old, in love with a pretty girl 22 years old. I don't look so young, so she must think I am older, therefore she expects marriage soon. I am afraid If I tall her my age she would give me up , for I would not like to get married for three years. . I would be - vcrys. much obliged to you if you would advise me what to do, or am I, too young for the glrlf for I do love the girl and she has shown her love for me. ; , - . , ' A CONSTANT READER. - Most certainly you should tell the girl your. age, as you are too young to marry for some time, and it Is not fair to keep . her,. waltlngJ:oo. long You ahould-not become engaged when you have 410 pros pect of being able to marry. Dear Miss Fairfax: I am in' want of a question ' which is very troublesome to v me. Please answer this one question: I am going with a young lady now, as I love her dearly and she knows It I am getting the small sum of $12 a week, which I think would not keep us. Sha . Is 21 years old, and I am 25. She say It I do not make up my mind in a week . to. marry her she would have nothing to do with me, and when she says a thing ' she means It. N6W will "you please let me know what to do, as I love her dear ly, but she won't listen to my pleading words. From a lonesome and worn-out lover. M. MORRISON, JR. She certainly is a decided young wom an, but if you both think that you can live on SI? a week, why not try It You , must both remember, though, that $12 Is a Very small sum. - Unless you are sure that you can support her ypu should not marry.. J - ' I Dear Miss Fairfax: Would you kindly tell me what I should do, as there is a young man coming to the house? He Is an old friend of my parents, and he loves me very much. No doubt I like htm -myself, but the only thing that keeps me from going with him Is that he has a smallpox marked face, while X am considered a good-looking girl, so' please tell me what 1 can do, as I am .very anxious to know.. ANXIOUS. If his face being msrred by smallpox Is his greatest, fault you are a very for tunate young woman.?- Do not be f polish, and do try to forget your own appearance -vanlty Is not a pretty quality. Jt you love the young man, marry him; if you do not, "let him got as if is not fair to Mm to encourage him. . " 7 , : . My Dear Miss Fairfax: I am a young girl 18 years old, and have been going out, with, a young man for some time. Ha has never asked me for my company, but did not go with any other girl, until about two months ago X Introduced him to a young girl friend of mine. A short time, after -this he asked this friend of mine to go to a party with him.' My friends all wonder why I did not go With him, as we always went out together. Now. what I want to know Is: Do you think it was right for, him to ask the other girl and not' ask me. and do you think it would be right for me to con tinue' going out with -him? -1 know he loves, me, but I think he is not quite sure of my love for him, as I, act very cool sometimes. ANXIOUS. His asking the other girl-to , go once with him does not mean that he loves -you any the less, but do not notfee it, or he will think you. are Jealous and that would b very foolish. If he shows de cided signs of liking the other girl best, give him up, but in the meantime, maka yourself. aS bright, and atiracltve as you can, and then- lie-irtll not want to uive ivou up for any girl. , , .,,.., . -,-v-.7f:7'-!:- - v:-i-'-'