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HOTEL CHEF, MONSIEUR. RAGOUT,
DESCRIBES AHOT'3AME OF BASE BALL TO BILL? THE'BELL BOY.
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THE BELLE OF WOODENyiLLE
ANlSTiER WOODEN HEART.
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IT WOZ AVEC UNE GRANO GAME-OH! LAI LA! MON PETIT L'EN
FANT BILLEE! 0H1 LISTEN!
2E PITCHAIR AND 2AT CATCHAIR AND 2E UMPIER PLAYED ONE
CAME WAGNIFIQUE OF ZE BASE DE BALL OF ZE AMERIQUE.
ALA ANGLAIS. IT WOZ A TIED-UP SCORE. WHAT YOU CALL. IM
ZE LAST INNING.
i ZE MONSIEUR LA PADZEE WITH AIR DISTINGUER AND ZE
BATON IN HIZ HANDS KEPT HIZ ZE EYE ON ZAT BALL OF DE
BASE-AND PAR BLEU! AND GAVE ID ONE SOAKAIR-MY!-H00v
LA, LA J ZIP, BANG I VIOLA! ZE BALL WENT LIKE ZE SKY ROCK
AIR QF ZE BALL OF ZE CANNON-MONSIEUR PADZEE HE RUN
TO 20 FIELD DEN'TO ZAT 30 STOP. ZEN HE MADE ZE DIVE
MAGNIFIQUE FOR ZE SHORT-STOP PITCHAIR'S BOX-AH BIL
LEE! GRAND! RAVISSANT! CHARMANT! HOOP-LA-LAI ZE'
BLEACHAIRS THEY CRIED WlO ZE JOY CHOKE FULLl
, NOW ZE SHORT STOP CATCHAIR HE FOUNO ZE BALL. BUT ALL
ZE TIME MONSIEUR PADZEE HE RAN LIKE LE GOO GOO OEER
FOR ZE CENTER PLATE OF ZE 1 ST BASE .
"ZE-OMTOI-Olf HftFt"CRIED"LC fiRANfl 5Tfilun x
"0UT!"CRIED ZE UMPIER.
nfOU'Rf ONE BUfiGLAIRf YELLED ZE BLEACHAIRS.
-PADZEE. TO ZE WOODS WIZ YOU." LAUGHED ZE PITCHAIR.
BUT ZECATCHAIR0F2E RIGHT STOP HE SAID MONSIEUR PAD
ZEE IS SAFE AND ZE GAME WAS CALLED BECAUSE OF ZE
DARKNESS IN ZE AIR.
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?;::i;:;'&-:pf Q A y S'Z ' MY BELLE OF' W000-NYMPH FABLE. m-'M -
O I , JPV - ON BENDED KNEES I WOOED HER. iv" ''MiM '
;,'.;: ! J fAJ&t BENT ON KNEES OF DAPPLE MAPtE VX." ' ':'' f'f ..u
:"WsS " -4ar ' ' plead her if she wood .W-y- -.'W
SI yf iVr" v 7 let me woo her as a lover. "AX'Vt
' Art BUT SHE WOODN'T DARE BE WOOED 7
"i rc??'"' V yrvT Wrs ' AND looked askance above her. liiilijii:
X Wiav(ft ; VtiP E'EN THE PROFFER Or A COTTAGE
CCl'JSI ' I j OF WOOD TO TEMPT THE LADY V ViNnL '
. k " ' SlJ NE'ER HELPED TO WIN HER FAVOR. ili'i
v u, ' Nv c y . 'lrrr and so my hopes, grew shady. " '
IjU . , ' n 'TWERE USELESS. ALL MY PLEADINGS
' N '' v IVOODN'T WOO FROM HER AN ANSWER 1 .
X N U J . THAT WOOD CHEER THE WOOER'S HEART. V
"J I lit " NOR' WOOD MY TAW ENTRANCE HER. . ( --'.w,..
PWsftL " f '- ADIEU! FAREWELL. TO HER AND ALL . iti .
U f V ' IhUf I'VE TASTED OF THE BfTTER GALL. J '
I - fpl ' -' ' L ?s?'.'x. - MY HEART IN tPLINJERS I DID PART '
" L-ffy J k.'. FROM HER.THE WOOED WITH THE WOODEN HEART.