DID HIS BEST.
A Pi
Passerby "Here, boy, your dot bit
me or. th ankle'"
Dei Owner "Well, dat'e high as
ha could reach. Ton wouldn't expect
little pup like him to bite yer neck.
uld yerr
NOBODY BUST.
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Lop 6tde "Ouess I allee itmt scsreo stluffln' out LI
Hung!"
LI Hung "DeMy eoon Lop Side he takee muoh lck'"
Lop Side-"Wow!"
LI Hung "Wboo!"
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GREED'S REWARD.
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DRAMATIC NOTE.
"The run of Barnwhang er'o 'Uncle Tom' troupe in
Dlnkyrllle U considered in theatrical circlet to have
put up ft record." - .. .
EAST.
SEASONABLE SCENES.
OUT 07 DATE.
Blacky 1 wanb
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The Doctor "Well, Mr. Weeklelgh,
hare you decided to take that change
of scene and mild oioltement 1 pre
scribed r
The Victim "Tee; we're going to
more tola spring."
LONG TIME BETWEEN DRINKS.
K2S
XT ALL DEPENDS.
Toe!
MISUNDERSTOOD.
Mickey "Boy, Bill, dat'S Montmo
rend Howler-Jonea, do new boy at our
school! Ain't he gayT"
Billy "Naw; bli folks mua' bo poor,
'cause don't yer see he's outgrowod bio
stockings long ago 7"
ALOT KNEW.
Molly "I hate to 000 the snow go
way. I Just lore winter. Don't you?"
Cholly "Yes In the summer time."
PENALTY 07 PETULANCE.
1
Alg7s Friend "The beauty of this
play.Algy. 1 "
Algy "Oh, that second one from the
oad! tbere, I'll bet" -
DEMONSTRATION.
"Wish wife wouldn't go and leave me
to sit on this old egg I
bocter "HI, bo oaosful how yoa
lip, taorol Tou might knock some
3 J
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"Confound ltl 111 smash tho eld
thlngl
"Seo hero, I can't get my feet ootl
Sjt jj . ( ..
1 M ILR
l WcAW I IF III I IZL 'ftJJ
my
Nir "Run if I dad to break umt.
thin' Ol'm glad it was this owld blue
joog, 'cause 01 heard th' boas say It
wor 100 years old! Jist think, 01 might
1.1 Kw.W - maw JtUkl"
viva, m ww
EASY ONE.
BAD HABIT.
f4
Aunt Jane "Oh. Wally, bow did you
get such ft dirty bsndT"
Wally" 'Cause I'm so careless about
toucbln' me face." '
SUGGESTIVE.
Octtlaar orders aboat aleaalaaT ke kaok yar.
n
Miss Sweet "This is delicious crab-
apple jelly; home-made; better than the
stuff wo buy! It's Urterl"
Miss Bmartr "That's because It s made
of Siberian crabs."
Edwin "I kneel"
Angle "Don't I Ton remind one of a
lobster on Ice."
COOL PROPOSITION.
x
Porcupine "Now.xhe first rule of tho Archery club Is
that each fellow has to supply his own arrows."
Chorus "Yes. but i arrows cost good money!"
STILL MOVING.
70S THOSE WINDY CORNERS.
Mrs. Chubb "Hot. ain't Itr
Mrs. Wools "Oh. no I If you're not why dont yon
get ft hammock and keep cool? All the four hundred
have them now."
JOB 70R THE RETOUCHER.
Gen. Killer "Now go ahead If 1 look all rlgbtl
An' remember yer takln' th' plcter of as brave or scout
as over stood on this mounting."
But Juit Hn a tarantula ran past
WHY SHOULD THE PIANO AND THE wit!H:m PULL IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS
I
IS 1
"3 raj
mun' II
CD
taroBtloBa ar aaw In order for methods of seeming- tko soarlnar
Oravorloo.
7RIEND IN NEED.
MailJKl
Lot aosao laveator brta Worlg mn4 play tosjratkor.
M
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ChatbsrsO! "Ughl Bownloo "HuUot I'm "III bo mora
Iro lost my hoidl and aprlnsyf bounding up careful nut
. . . ,ft8sinl tlmo." '
HOME TRIALS CARRYING THINGS UPSTAIRS.
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