The Oregon daily journal. (Portland, Or.) 1902-1972, February 13, 1903, Page 11, Image 11

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Hippe-"Whatt Do the plawbeelt WfD Jill
"I should amlle. Watch my smoke. 1 Oae-
ry $ fay, irttt'i tka Bitter wlta ya raaketf
Nobody k4 yen t joti tkle turnfeet. Ouckl" ,
X THE JUNGLE 2 ALL.
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BEADY MADE.
Mr. HIpp-"Canfoimd the long traias! Tkll
make twice that rrt tripped eyer Hre. Alligatorl"
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VTSXS THE LIGHT 18 TUXNED TIP.
Mlgi Hlppe--Hul-L
io, , wbafs rtnatt
Pompadoure art an
tat rax a and I karea't
enel
eueakinaM (the Tirtuase) J tat) tkat to-aigkt I
kali mala tie kit ef my We." - - -
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Tat awrsr Nltai af praaekla la iaik miM towlMMWk g-etarataaj It erealeV
stake ntraata ewYelatUaa. '
pbomluno.
tH COLLEQE BTTLE.
Bokbr ft aUtaa kaanV-MUr. rrnht.
ahall I ahow ran bow my krotker
Mr. rraaka-nraa,' toBar,"
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Oraaar (ta taatkar of appllciBtJ-Bot f
jour dot aon t look vary atroat."
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Olt THE CHAXbT.
000O UTUTO.
"Stilt. 1 4mt kaatr.
F'rapa I aaa Btkt
aert t b)ul tt tt.
'lad ka did.
fill
WHY SB SID IT.
"A, tut laitaaaa!
Ok, yea, wa'ra ail
vaarng 'am aawr
MODESTY.
Tfca ebolnnaater eeulda't naka tha lady alnrara kap
tkalr art- on their atptaa until ka put tka muilo ea tha
euar women a nata.j t , ,
ECONOMY.
Chanffaur-nvaat, I atop! Oa ekaaa itmHi 79 1
yudatt fallal!"
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Brainy Bowara "Now, Drawl, dara'i ytr ekaaat tar
bow yar aportla' Mead. Taka 41a ma an' tnaak up an
aa wild gaaaa Wlch kara 4roppa4 dews dara In dat
Band."
Offloer "Grab ma kaela, wan af r Tbafa rlkt, tail .
a, Udal - .
rriand "Why
do yon wear hlfh
aaekad draiaaa t
Mlia Oaaia Oa
tricb "Ma tblaka
they ara mare
proper tor young
glrla."
CHEEX.
Wrlnklaa 'Taa, Laatkera. this aarea enough in plpa
atema to keep ma In tobacco." ..
HE WAS DXSCHABGSD.
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.UTTTHCra TO 02LZQB.
Ha 1 gnppoaa ywor aatkar wtat M j
ran raat awful rrenoa aoralir'
Bba "No; luat ai aooa aa aba latikea I
ana aka kuaUaa It back ta tka library w j
u taa can get anouer.
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AJBYTHINCI TO PLEASE.
Ill
Onaat-Barm. waiter. X aaa't out my
ataak wftia tola kaltal"
WaiUr Dat'a all rlakL Ban. Ta'
allua la walouni ta 4a uat of mak n-
SZUOATSTftATXOV.
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fohoolmater"8a kara. rett key. 1 1
want you to quit atomplng la bare that
way. Tou'U-abaka tka eld acboolkouae
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Drewty Duggak "Oeal Wofa 4am gaaae rannla right
In da yard far Instead ar flyln'T My I I bat ye them
wua tame gee sal
"Now, boys, throw a hitch round the next lamppost we
paaa. Hare'a one a-comia'l
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lilai a"!. U . IV 'tf
Taaslr, I'm beglnala' tar feel aura dam wu tame
gaesal Helpt ls Halpl"
"Take a good twist, Morlarty, aa' pull th dood up
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Bis Honor "Why did you beat this poor old beerart
What bad he done 7"
Tka Prisoner "i was w?ong, your honor; I misunijer
stood him. Ha only asked me lor gold but I thought be
aald 'coal. "
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Giraffe -"Wall,
if those monkeys
baren't greased
my neck .and got
UP a contest
for climbing tka
greasy polei" t
KEPT HiS WOED.
mm.js i art.?. .u -wuz. w
ni d n r
Mr. Bloffldn "Any fcorae la naturally
kind. Mra. Sweetly. If you knew iuat
kew te kandle aim. New, I
'juUMni
- Boys (later, ta whlper '7s this all
right, teackerr
ABNOBMAXa
i "Ha! An' he's the chap that wasn't goto' to atop,
d'ye mindt" ,
, Brainy Boware "De goose'll be done In tea minute
aa' I kinder fear dat Drows won't get here, but let'
hep ke'll turn up In time fur a bona," v .
OPTICAL ILLUSION.
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Mother "Look 4 euL CeolL- kera
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SHOCK TO ABT.
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Manager "I couldn't pay' the wild
man of Borneo more than hair aia aal
ary tbla morning."
Assistant Manager "I thought there
waa something unusual about him; he'
acting perfectly wild I"
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HS WAS 'WAXTIKa.
JmWm
in in
"Oncht Wkoa, you aaaty, vlcloua
brutal Please make aim atop biting,
madam. I'm urprlaad that you ahould - , .
own suck a naturally Ill-tempered asl
mal." '
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Aunt Mary "Why don't you 4anc
with BylTla, Bobby r
Bobby "Oh, I doat ear ta She has
uck a ,'aormous waist" ' ,
' has to. :: "