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PACES FROM WTTLE .EDDIE'S , COMPOSITION BOOK.
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V I tt t A : THANKSGIVING
UST THURSDAY I TKOT TO lYSEUS THAT- THE BIGGEST
THING ON THE PROGRAM NEXT TO FOURTH OF JULY WAS,
6000 OLD THANKSGIvlIN DAT THOSE PILGRIMS WOT COME
.0VER-THEAYJWWER--WJTH;.-:S0:j
WHEELS; TABLES Aft CHAIRS AND OUR FOURFATHERS USTAB"
USHEO A FINE CUSTOM WHEN THEY.HJT ON THE TOOTSOME
TOIRKEY GOBBLER FOR A NASHUNNUL THANKSGIVIN SACRI
FICE WITHOUT DOUT THEM PJLGRIMS MIGHT HAVE" H AO SOME
PRETTY, GOOD TOIRKEY MEAT DOWN AROUND PLYMOUTH ROCK
AN SUCK PLACES BUT THE ONE" PAW GOT FOR OUR THANKS
GIVIN DINNER FROM OUR BUTCHER WAS A BIRRD AN NO MIS
TAKE THf ONLX TROUBLE WITH THANKSGIVIN IS ITiDONT
LAST LONG ENOUGH MAW AND UNCLE JOHN AN OUR DOCTOR
ALL' AGREED THAT IP IT LASTED ANOTHER MINEET WOULD
rc i v cn't. V'SY FR2M FATIST '
n
PACCTWO.
A - POLICEMAN.
A POLICEMAN HAS A CLUBB AND A BADGE AND IS MOST AL
WAYS FAT AND I NEVER HARRUM OR SASS NUR TALK BACK
TO A POLICEMAN"! KNOW BETTER AND WOTS MDRETHEY ALL
A POLICEMAN IS ALWAYS ON THE tMKOUT FFR BURRfi-'
j tARS MURDERERS PICK-POCKETS AN THE ROUNDSMAN 0N;
HIS BEAT A PpLICEMAN JS POWER Aft OTORITY AN LAW IN"
EVERY COMYOUNEETY NO WOMAN EVER GETS TO' BE A PO
LICEMAN BC02 A WQYAN HAS HER 'HOUSEHOLD DUTIES 1Q-
PERFORVW. i - -
- AISCHOOL'ATEACHER. -
VirAti ci ftv urftw nM TUfQ-rn7 I AM FIIM11 f UR WITH THE '
I Will r kt I llbm VII a r-twi '. . - (l
subject school teachers are two kinds male an fee
male the feemale kind are gentle purseveerin3 an
payshunt and wots m0re.t hey cant hurtus kios with
the rattan like the male teachers'can all' teachers
Are away up in geeogruphy rithmetic grammur spell
in AND SOME DRAWIN AND MUSICK WHEN THEMUS1CK CLASS.
OPENS SESSHUN IN OUR SCHOOL "MY TEACHER GETS ME TO
GO IN TO THE WARDROBE" AN LOCKS ME IN AN THEN THEY GO
ON WITH THt MUSIC LESSON SHE CLAIMS MY VOICE JS VERT .
DEE$CORDUNT WHATEVER THAT MAY BE- . -,
. I LOVE MY TEACHER HOWSOEVER AND WISH THAT ( GST
OVER THE DEES-CORD-UNT-NESS WHICH I THINK MUST EE A'J
THING TO HAVE AROtMJ. ' "