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lira. Mttleblt "There's that awful
hand-organ man again! I wonder If I
ball have to bribe blm to go awayr
Smftrtboy "Tea, my dear, I've adopt
ed the sew brick syitem of beating.
"You simply aaturate your bricks Then you put them In the furnace, (Whlsa-h-h-ttMl)
with kerosene, ao. strike match and
"Mr lore, I am firmly oonrlnoed that
tboae ncu bad been umpered wlthl"
NO ZJTES LOST.
Mr. Goodly "Ah. here la Mra. tdtUe.
kit's bospiuble mansion. , I will silt her
to swell our benerolent fund."
Jj, Ul '
Pncle ruaaer "Urbl Who's tnsif
urgiar to bread dsrilgbti
Mrs. LlttleWt fhaaUly) "Here's
Ickel It yeu'll step rour nolto an4
mlmmrn At M filiMi Ami
1 -VfM'&mw
Til show blm ft thin s two!"
(SSBI
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Hofan "An' Is Wooded dog,
Mike?? .
"Blooded T I sh'd say be wus. Wy,
waen no wus pup w doe had to meed
him to kape urn from bela' ft blood
hound, ralthi" V '
.',!;"
HiOHT WOT WAT HEtt.
"But mayhe I're killed ft man I Oh.
lemme get down, quick 1"
Boys "Mesa old uncle has been an'
busted our b'loonl"
EIT0X7QH BAH).
' His Hoftor "Well, what are iron wait
ing fort I said thirty days st hard
work,"
Duffer the Dook "Tiilr. but I can't
aaeerrw yer nonor, sir. 1 teel lt me
dooty ter say dat I dldnt git bo r scorn-
mena rrem me last piaca. sir.",
AW OLD BTOBT.
ta
" fin a
Judre 'Tou are charged with using
horribly profane language.'
Prisoner "But. your nonor, 1 was
trying ia make soft coal burn In my
Judgo "Dlacharteai"
Bhe "Do you dance?"
He "I haven't danced much for three
seatons back. That sort of thing gets
stale In. ttii. you know."
NOT THE KZAX THING.
GTTIITT CONSOIZNCS.
Palican "Don't b'tlevs til flah here.
There's ft coo somewhere around. He's
IF COAL DOES 0X BECOME
v-su- rscT DQynst ixt thb sills.
lit II
1 p a
1 o)
Tabby "Just the snug place Ire been
looking for!"
1
CTowb 'Vomo ea, Toweer. w must
The saamafaetwr a CBseetS feel will aooa aieeeesarr.
BAST.
scrap for It
FEUD IS MUD.
rirst Student "Say, that guy needs a aose."
Tm Just a-goln' to tlt.rlght down
TBssyl"
SB HAS TO SO XT.
Mrs. Fierce "Go on with your exercise, Henry. The
ruga aren't half beaten yet."
Second Student "Does it? Well, that nightmare needs
ft stick of dynamite."
(Zip whoosh splopp 1 )
xrrrxxzxKa college tbainino,
Professor "There seems to be no one here! Ah, that's
very fine work in the rough. I must congratulate the
boys when they return."
"Mow, Towae, op witjj you, old party I
stsaaaa
"That's the sort! Whoop I Right
throusb with you!
"B-s-say. who's that?
. : ii
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aaasai-
a wi- tt
"Are there any more of 'emt"
NO PEDESTRIAN.
" Prowsy" t"lnk Tes," wevebad ft
hard trip, Mickey, but don't youso go
back .on. Fate, ole man!" u...
Roaming Rafferty "Not me, b'gorra!
Av 01 go back 'twill not be on me fata,
oril xlde, mind that!" ,
XTO OEEENSE.
Mltt-"Tbls article tells of a maa who
has slept tor eight years and can't bo
roused." . ,
Witt "Huh! - Why doesn't somebody
boiler la his ear that It's Sunday and ha
esa sloop allttayr
PEItSTECTLYBIXIJLBIJt :
par
Olarko "Why Is ho such a good watch
dog If he Is so cowardly r
Dearborn "Well, when be hears a
nolae at night be hollers for help and
that wakes us all up. , Beer
y .I.
EVEN HERE.
C(S?,--
Bluelay "That's ft nice string of fish.
old man!"
Klngflhei" "Aw, you'd oughter soon
the black bass X hooked; must 'a'
weighed three pounds. But ho got
away Just when Z thought I had him."
TEN, I' WENT'.
Comedlaa "Aohl Darllnk. led me
bress you do mela heart once!"
Soubretto "Say, do you think I'm a
contortionist V
NO USB.
Chlnkly "Mr parrot doesn't talk.
What would you advise me to do, Aunt
Blister?"
Aunt "Why. let him attend a meeting
of our club; he would hear conversation
there."
(
(At meeting.) "Such an interesting
experiment. Mrs. Plam! My nephew's
parrot-H"Bw.""""MTPn w wiihito
have him talk," etc., et etc
lost hi star."
GOOD BUSINESS.
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