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INTEM.ICTJAL INiEGRT.-Y.
A -sftrtaln tCpubHci,h ne.'jri: jpor
p!ln'rl in Jrtlani tot la My
ra4n"tbe wYliJse? cZ e'Xn.arln is tnii
. Mtr?.s: V jbvt thai, the CmsiTK-s.-'
& BCNii If' Tt at id " oX?x?v i"Mb ", i;
fitiitet fc hosfnV to the t:::vlVi.:7 if
firoa;ys it ani" 4 :'u "u Mvi
V.tf) Election, t furnishes in i.iter
- fating ntu.y i-.tellectuaJ ; eegrity.
iunilnyie coni'l'i!' ii ,.u.t l.ere is
' i onto "Virtue In consis'ency, i jid mat
- venjgci fiewspap .is oc ometimvi'
frtJlty of indulging In argumentation
'. fiat given th,: :ie to wf t. they havi
previously said
" Wora one to turn to tho fll-i that
' BepTRilfcan newspaper, he would ftm:
-- numerous 'articles that were calcu-
,jated:itc '.'l.roV6' .1'hgt the Hep.Wicap.
y&ny ; waa tiie-uetter tfecausT th buffi
,l'.s l'etrient8Vwerev1th It That ianie
n.irV'spaper has without exception in
vtighad Talrfst the' Tienioc rats for the
; rissi f, that it was alleg d be com-
i "poe4 of elements not allied to the
' 'buslncb-a v, rd.
l'- . If It was tiue a rear or inor nn
'that that. party Was the better with
. which the business elements affiliated,
then it must be true now, unless it be
proven that Suddenly the business ole
t ' inents have altered in their charncter
istlcs and are no longer safe to follow.
- Of oourse. the animus of these lriter
; articles is to attract the masses to a
""'party that by tradlttor. htrs treti itw
. ..very creature of the operators on Wall
street, and that, professiiiR hostility to
the ,tru8ts, has been the means in part
whereby they have been built up to
: their present propoMIons. It cannot
be argued truthfully that the existing
" -trust evil Is tlue wholly to the fault of
'the Republican party. rCevprtheloss,
... "there hits ben no attcnipt by it to cor
rect the evil during the period when
thy 'iisl C h m Jtta J Akyi . in v J) nx,
" and With comparative ease controlled.
if -there' tw-finy presetit effort liv-4hat
. "airectlon. It is so taxdy nation that it '
Is to be attributed to the force of iub
lie sentiment becontinjj so overwhelm-
" . Ing that no politician dare stand
. stgalnst it.
However, to revert to the theory
nowadays so frequently exploited In
The Journal's contemporary, how
:t ..... comes it' that one day that is the sa! "
party that is supported by the Ijup1-
pess element, and tomorrow that sair?
party te safe because it is op;- ed by
, the business element '.'
- The Democracy is to l,c conerp.tu
lated if it has secured accretions to it?
numbers, those accre;ions cuniing from
' the , Business elemct.:. for it has al-
ways'tifcen aod ia,.jaajt bj.- party of thi. j
vincible.
AN AGE OF SPECIALISTS.
-, College presidents are discussing j
- with renewed vigor the question:
What should lie the length of a col- I.
lege course? j
' ' Whatever may be the eotulusion in.
ha,taljii4s:p'j:..JJ.tIcwls ,uue. jiO,,!
itanda.forth,-Incontrovertible and em,- I
. llsteht with all existing conditions--!'
the, uUlitarianism of the jfg.. lias com-
felled all educational Instituiions to I
bend to the demands for pjm. iaiists. It I
Is an age of specbilists. !
'--;-; iW man who today . oinmands ill- ;
. ral ..compensation is he. who can do i
, sne thing better than sonic oilier man. '
.- Time was when only he was educated
B'ho kpew'; something com erniug ;.ll
' 'general branches of learning. '.The old
time claSSral course was the crystal
lization of this Idea, and it is only
-In -eomparattvely referU years tfct a4
fyrattotl of that course could be sug-
,..getd .without the Instant raising of
. the erV of heresy and leonoclasm.
Ia spite of the unyielding insistence
of the aCheront of the classical Course
- In eolleg, the world has witnessed the
Introduction, flrrt- of the elective
1 course, rhh of hth6Vtr thsfii'4
four yjars. FVcsideRt JButler, of Co
; luir.tiia VnlVersltyStow aflvoeatea isi
I two-. year course for $hose .Jhji ffesire:
jjuiu ne is not -witnotit numerous ioi
lou'ina;. ,
Ttor9 Jnay Ue no two-years course
ItHofft complete shattering of the for
Tfifr f&eafry tfieeSTffl fo61 TOrTnTriy
niaint ained Jias already been shat
tered, and itijy a mere remnant re
mains. The idea that controls nowa
days "Is Tthai "the course shoul i be
suited to' the' Individual needs :,:id
wishes of the stiident, Vho should not
te borind'to'an exact manner of pursu
ing his studies. He should have i ie. -tion
tn choosing his work, and deles -mine
'if acc'ordihg "f 6 what lie expe, ts
to follow us u life profession.
It is, in short, the altering of c.,!
fege currleula to meet fl e needs of
tlnn vhO arc to b in li1-'! U t?i-
ttiiilent's line of work is sut h as to
permit -jit'cTjrrr.irtnn In tn (.- tw.
years shall lie ilie time re)Uired of
hint. If loiifivr, thifii lit- shall tcinaln
longer.
Tilt- vliole iuestion Is referable io
the s--iaiisn: -r the age. And sp ' -l.ill.sm
results f j: fare part from the
cool-blooded tiiiiitari .iilsm of the aire.
And utilitarianism ireans simply in its
'final tulrflysis sordid considerations.
The elaboration of the thought brings
oiio inevitably to the conclusion tliit
cornrnenialism conjrols (ill avenues
of human endeavor aiid dictates re
wards for effort. There is not in the
world today one great musician. There
Is no great painter. There Is no sreal
jvritfsr. There is no great statesman.
v Ailuly,e tjie last assertion. There
are men who wield enormous pouvr in
matters of state. Yet there are no
men today in high office or in cabinet
who represent anyrhlwr but the cool
blooded considerations of commercial
ism. Kvery campaign that is fought
Involves that commercialism. U per
meates policies, it commands aduifnisr
tra lions.
Human rights today are secondary
j to rights of property. And genuine
j statetuwuudllp ,shpuldw.,llde,al only ill
priiuupics reiei auie io jui; Baci cu ciuii
iicter of human rights.
Tie conceiitlons of the day kill art
batev'er kind. And to organize
educational Institutions to conform
V'lth-the spirit of commerclalisnT
iT.cuis to depart from the. former
rtand.-uds. and hold to thoso that limit
men to skilled endeavor. In one line, or,
fu other wovda, to turn out speelalisls.
T oodrow WIIon, the new president
of Princeton I'lilversity. may Struggle
af 'ie will against the tendency; lie
'Ml be powerless to ' "breast the tide
thiA i uns now adnys wlth the merchant
,-.nd tie manufacturer, and that en
HHlfs . !;n fct) askft that other Ideals
shall 'ece v. consideration. His pro-'
tests will rt arrect the couise ot
events.
" MUST Al 9EST OF IT.
N"w that Oowcnor Oeer has defi
nitely refused to call a special session
ot the !,egisl".U: re. it is necessary that
the b st, bi? made .ot . by,d, situation.
It caniv be denied that there are se
ll v. praises in the status of affairs that
has been inaugurated by tlv Gover
nor's refusal. He hw manlfeslly ig
nored the claims of this city, and has
deemed it best to net from considera
tion of his interests as a candidate for
the Senate.
It must be mortifying to his sup
porters to read in his statement a ref
erence to his own candidacy, for the
reason ' that It will be seized upon as
a weapon with "which to whip him.
Everyone who reads the statement will
insist that his own desires as a candi
date were paramount to his considera
tion of the interests of the slate and
especially of this city. His own con
cerns stand out distinctly, in view of
the fact that he was betrayed Into
mentioning his own political affairs in
a document tfiaf "snbuWhnve treated
solely of state matters,
'tn'ose''' who ' have' been eTfsp-,?(?m
-look aA oru.bJy:.ul .q.il hj gcd a i m of 1 1
candidal -y under the Mays law and hrs
vote last June, and who were conced
ing that he had the better of the argu
ment on that subject, will probably
cool somewhat in their ardor, and per
mit him to fight his own battles, sine"
he has so obviously ' injected personal
ambitions into n state paper.
There were considerations ample tor
the callins'-of the session. They have
been ignored. There Is nothing io do
bat to make the best, of tlv situation.
;Isa-oiutment over the decision must
be piickly succeeded by pr-- a'.' limns
to secure the early action "f ti e lej'is
latui e ; o soon after ortranl:.:!' ,oi. as
the measures, may tie placed ui'in n..s-
Klgo.
"TlfJST'WHTifTCE: "
".Via i. Um. s arc bad an' folks aie
Aid i-l,n),riy day by day.
.1. - I i i on i b. si at lookin' glad
An' whistle 'cm away.
sad
pic i mir.il low troubles bristle
- i
I i .i !: ii lose o: lliistle.
W..I.1 y o ', , own
An , Il i ni-'.i . 'Ul' tone
An' wh:s;e. whistle, whistle!
. -uns; is wni th a world o' sURs,
"" iirv- irtThyTighTlliBB'S 'lny:'-
Look Ul! ii' ' tain.ioW in t.hc skies
An' whi.-tic cm away.
Imn i !".hal hew troubles bristle,
The lose cotnes With the thistle.
1 1. .hi year own
An' change your tone
sn' whistle, whistle, whistle'
Ha eh 'day ..inns with a life that's new
A .-.p aii' .- . ontinued story .
Pot. .still beneath a. bend o' blue
'I'lle world lolls on to glut.
Hon t mlml how troubles bii.silc:
Jest take a rose or thistle.
I Kild oiu ow n
An' -iiaiine your tone
An whisile. whistle, whistle! -
THE BROOM.
'i'lic troom is as much abpsed as nr.y
olle i .ii title used In the house.- Ii slionjl
he hung' up rather than s.-t up in a coi ner
on the brush e nd. A simple hang r
oan be obtained for a 4rifethat is mi in
genious device for holding a broom, au.l
will ndd to Its usefulness. A sweeping
broom should not 1m- used for scrubbing
purposes. St. Paul Globe.
-
;..THE TABASCO 'COLUMN.
SeCMtafy.fWi'json's hrysamlieniurti
AtioV l'os Tf tCo .lays a'fte'r the elec
tions, but wlleihci .he v, ent oat of the
11. iris! business on .-count of "Little
Ilhody" elecin w a 1 1 1 mi -ratic gover
nor, or because Hoolh Tarkington was
elected to the Hoosier l.cKi.dature, is
unknow n.
If l)r. I.oicii. can redu. c the dislo
cation In Helaware imlitics, or even
succeed in removing Addicks from the
body politic by amputation, he can get
another handsome fee.
I'.innt Boni d- ('astellane has been
thr.iuii out of the French chamber of
Heputies. X i ; 1 1 1 . 1 1 i they threw away
the scrap, but why waste the boni
tide -part of -trim. " '"." "' "
Tic re is one tiling that tends to
make the Democrats take defeat easily.
are usjuI to ii, and have been out
f oi'ice so long they .an live anyway.
li is now reported that the Vene
zuelan revolution is completely
crushed: probably got ground between
i he two I'ribe's.
New York has had a strenuous time
with the coal situation. First her
troubles were coal, then Coler, and j
now it is Coal-less.
A big Cunar.ler the other day car
ried out of liostoh harbor 2S.000 bar
rels of apples. And she had them all
inside her.
flencral .xev can pass his old Invi- j
fa.ioa around now amonu the poliii.al !
" ' '
sore beads and ask them to keep oft ;
the grass.
A Montana man claims to have re
fused a J2.500.O0o brllio. II" must
have suspected how much water there
was In it.
Porto Ttiro held an "-feet ion 'fast week
without the use of shot guns and . oriV
cutters. It is the first cv.ir, of the
kind.
It has been suggested that a' good
remedy for melancholia is to go to
Idaho and vote the Republican ticket.
Too bad that the Molineux trial
came to an end Just when all interest
in the election had ceased.
C'rysa nthemums may not be fra
grant, but they discount the campaign
button for bounty.
Ity lie way. can anybody explain just
wiiax vuis.uiuajat. bx the, Imv.a. idea '.'
The only real certain thing about
ten election -ts:the mwrtsrttitjr.f v--"-.-
LIKE "A FAIRYLAND. ' "'
The falls of Niagara were never more
beautiful in ;helr'wiu,er garb than at
present. In Prospect Park on Prein lain
Island and on Gent Island There are scenes
of UllSUrpasail! lll.'lir.lillcene,-. The li'ees
are ie covered, some of tricm to breaking
down, and all about is a scene of fairy
land. The whiteness Is dazzling and tile
nicks, tne trees, ihe bushes, aiqicar l.
have been hewn ftoin the p-are.sl marble.
Iiown in the gorge the magnificent Ice
bridge reaches from close Up lo the
Horseshoe Falls down to ihe Snow drift,
a distance of nearly a mile. On Its sur
face near the center of the liver shanties
hale b en constructed from which re
freshments are sold to wayfarers from
the roekv shores. A pholo.-iiapa gallerr
has been oreMd at mid-stream an I it U j
possible to hae a tintype taken with lh
r.-al- thing in the way of the falls as a '
lMckgroun.1.
The Ice that bull. Is these bridges forms !
up in l ake Krlc and is swept down the
lake )y wind and current until tile .-a- t
trance of the Niagara river captures it.
It follows the river channel down to the i
falls, over which It drops lo the gorge.
In passing tin. nigh the upper rapids the
Ice is churned and tossed until broken
into very small pie.' s. in this enndit'on
this mountain of ice reaches the lever
river. The entire- river -from the--fails -to
Pie lake is whitened by It. a a. I below the
far down as Lake Ontario, wltn scarcely
aitt- jptu.wa.ll;LLuJhj'. eeij, IL.ja...Ule
mighty v,:hirliHio has Its suriace covered.
and frequently il pile.- up there m fin
taslic shapes.
When this Cow is on all th eddies be
low the falls hoonnv' jammed lull of Ice
and the only movement of the mas,- is In
the center of the stream. Ifi time the Ice
comes over the falls iii such tremendous
quant itios thai the channel left open Is
not s.lftieientiy law to carry the huge
mass down stream. It Is thin thai the
jam takes place and ii-.coiucs a solid i:n- I
movable bridge.
Frequently the i.ui - forma lion Is com-
.para ; i o.y smoo'ci. but labr the force o' I
the v.'l.ter ami. ice still plunging oyer the I
precipice is such tha' the ice is upheaved !
and then tin- hri lge becomes a .silvery '
leoiiiitain. A' such times the water is ;
usually very IiirIi aa.l v. iie-ii tne. river re
cedes the ice settles back and gr. at long
and deep crevasses open up about lis .sur
face. Looking down into ihise it is pos
sible to get a good idea of. tjie i.'vickiiess
I ihe lee bridge, whlcli often r. aches
from Ml lo PHI fee
New York World.
A QUAKER w'EDpi?JC.
No clcigyman Is in ed, d ui a cjualar
wedding because Hi" liapp principals
perform the ccremonv theiu--.. Ives. This
is the formula repeated !;, lie- in Idegrooni
nt a re-cent Wt-ilding; "Krii-nds. here' 1n
the piVseuce o tin- Lord and in the di-.
vine nres'iicel take thi.-. m;. friend. Kdtth
T"WfrT "TT.TII'rlur.- r1tt;ii,-T"T -!-By-itf?p
pi-emis-ira; in the f. ar of the Lord and
wit!1 dp ine asfistanee l,, be her faith
ful and loving husband " The bride re
pealed a sim ilnr .1' clai .11 ion, the certifi
cate. of marriage was (dgned by witnesses,,
short addresses from Sa-ripturail lexis,
were made, priiycrs v.a i c offered and the
ceremony was ended. - i-Ixchange.
TOOK NO CHANCES.
Y. s. sir.ee'" ( xclaiined the boodle poli
tician. "I eia'u that, despite what peo
ple sav against me. I have never 111 my
life taken a penny of dishonest money!"
. h-.!d our li'i-ath.
"le-cais-'- ii is my invariable rule." he
I'oniinued ' ".o bite nil coin and njake
an- it's good before I deliver." Ualti-
IIH
N. ws. "' "
MERELY THAT.
"i h, re was a time." she complained,
"when you thought nothing was good
enough for me."
"So It was.", replieai' the brjite,. "and . I
should have made it a point to' seo that
you always got It," Philadelphia Press.
JUST BETWEETOURSELVES.
JUIdhHVfcjaH,, jfcgfciroi .. i ter, at
the puper this wajfat all. 1 fi.onied. to
wi"r .iibrlght intrifuctioii mys If
:iO'.i'it5iTner'anl thm, .iw.t
fully Into jjiot exactly metap! s- vt
at leust soTnethlrrg worth wt: ... The
whole thins was"frtmtrated t.. r'ul 1
of Portland's little, t'olumbi;, Ko.-r Jour
nal. I picked it op while 1
for au InspfratlO and tarn. .,
rricrous -pnge t conftws no '
are frivolous. V :, .. :.
The first .thing 'my eye bp
"Slips Her KngliSh." NOw, I
such things. I'm sore to f
my pet expressions tabooe.
beaditiie was enough. It Io.!-
in my brain go firmly the .
I.-sing It was following M
plan of fastening U on sot:e
waiting
lib hu-
l.ncieS
. m was
. : r. a. I
elfle el
.1 1h
. story
ope of
.1...:
don t know where or w)
i i ...i li-
N ws'
. i :-. . i . . ' '
in;, rnetl.
i'f.?im.
, tbc use
' lie lima
lis 1 W 1 1
,.r il;e
the
.1 m-.-is
illlilieSS
o !..! tile
. enin:;
ia.t : lit
: sur-
It s a little like the Chicago I
puzzle picture "Find the
' Ttte- -liere -6T" fKgaory " 1
young, ambitious and nap'
but lacking two things. '
sions and an ability tp gi
of the past -partteiple "gott
Is Ins wile's birthday; h. r
th.at.r tickets "at seven :
evening's opera. The -h'lo
n ,vs io his suburban hoc.
' is wife - ot the station a'
hours. She Is gorgeously n'
(..-fusion and armed witb
cioih.s. and the infonna'i'
I. as invited eight others to
prise.
While the wife Is dining v
puiv t'le hero prepares f.-r
lie is forced to take two I
tnotiey to pay for onf, The
s' r.mible for. gold. Ever it
tow n is locked up, the fr: '!
a little
s p-irtv.
W I i llollt
tegillH a
1 down
ii Is he can
r m it. . I to
win. u. wPli
,vv no the
Clipper
s t'j his
;!ul t 'ie
- s in spoil
la ipic
:. rr !-. , i. is
., opera to-
I meant to
el. though,
sly change-
K K. IC.
vk nr.- either out of town
' is party. Uy pawning ev
him h it his dress suit he
prioc of the tickets. But
at r! one of his guests
niL'i". pawns his belong i
u'P-. ls ordered. He r- f
"N w.fe s Jnuocept Joyfule
ii.ais. li Isn t necessory w
, .... ,,.!,.,.,.,, he unit tier
- 1 1 : i trot ten iiekets for il
ni'.-iii. r.,ine early."
No, this Isn't one bit what
write. What can one ftp,
wh.-n a woman Is so hopca
a i. to.
Jii-l bit ween ourselves.'
- . -A-WO'?,'jt50,,A'iOM&Hi.-.
I f H'i question were ask. a. Arc the
women of Portland i" Inter. si'd I ii clifl-liren-""
it would seem too ri.lirulous to
in Oe liilensted in children' Vet there
Is a -mci. ly here trying to li.-lp ih- pour
iiule eii-is of another land, ami its me:n
liirshi!. is hardly 40. The holies of Port
land Mii'M be unfamiliar with Hie move
ment. They cannot realize how sadly the
little child wives of India n.- d their
help.
The so, i. ty Is of Amerie ln or, gin. as
the name. Indo-Amerlca a ilc-ioraiive
I. -iigue. signifies. Its foo t. ha- is -Miss
I I, dine;:, of l.os Angeles. Tl.r sympathy
f.,r th. t-ir!s of India was -i roused while
on a phasuro trip tMi'o-lh thai coun
t ,-. in.l cxi ptional opportunities offer
i . "lt. rhe thoroughly sifle.l ihe malt. r.
Sin . ..ul. I not forget the horrors she had
seen. il,. I they lead' het " devote lim
and in. mi v to the task 'of arousing tit.
Women of America n-U-("iiiibli;.i.aS: j
land to a concerted jaKl
Tint movement. ,
.s ls. S. V." HHt. 'the enthusiastic
p,w.wli..te.,iVl!(a"UiKiijiiaii.ii
-.Miss Holmes impreastis. many of (he
j;.,ij,...H.H...H. ..sccuml-Joan ..uf Arc, csp.
liall- eai!, -.i tor thJBAWOrfc.
Mis. Hill wi'-hes the, Portland lad! -s to
mid. r-tae..l tin- movefagH la entirely in
t id noTi.iieitio.n:,!. "We want the nyn;
paihi. ol the women 04 the nation en
!:.-t..i." : h. ;as "With a. long pull and
snon - pull. :jnd a pull, altogether, we
il,. w. ,nn n of our "nation can a.--.
ojeetlise s'.iniclhinr,- '
'lie
Vol
the n
w oi
be h.
loll Ian. I I.eaiiie holds a meeting
two weeks November 24 will be
;;t oiqioriuiiil of looking into their
Mrs. Abigail Seott Duniway is io
n-ss at her home. 4u2 Market street
MEXICO'S BiG TREE.
'h-re Man, is a ir in the tropics
M'si.e. the sichi ol uiilch Is worth tn
Iroi.c'e of it'" .wi-iiii! trip irom m
(iiy to i!n bub- led
on il- , ...ol t. Mo ! i
This ;d!1lt oi a p
kr.ewii a-' tl . hhr '('
beini: .rot .ounce l in
a- t iio-.i;.-'. ii w. re
past y. a i s ma c- t r.
Il-olll .IS . hl'lllelMS t
Village of T.hc. I
historic forw.'t is i
iri-e. the "lame i
wo syllables ,ii,,i j
.elled Tu-fee. In !
hav,? come to the I
rie distinction of '
hi the world, and j
.1' the3? Imposti-rs t
i
a new tree was
a of the Mari- j
I I,, inu th largci ir. .
j no! infrequent I y CO
scenic the i hoi-ior.
I Onlj a -li.ai tin-.
disci, i n .1 in 'a HI'. .
p..s'a varl.-t v. a'n.l ':. : heralded. as th
I : .....s: ,,. In i a . : M 113 oirclinilor
in lb
!.". fci inch,.- to -nod "Of this n.-w I
TiTi"tvr!Ttni rrT-' " hr-fae Hwtt ( -
posni loi
!e v.!
w ho ;;,
If v..n
1 on . a
,ii;:ly -seen
lb
Til en
won!.!
Tele, i
: iiiimia
l:',e gi.
iwo lo.
: la : oh
ton, lea
! l a
char..,;
i lias not l.itl
ef !.lU.li.-lc,l is .- .
i. b:,v ,- s. n it
.. .i M- i .. :
.'ou-.' so 1 1 Mill
iifol s, ,. ,. !,,
. mil ; si ra tl v, 1 i
r.re many
mate' hu. iv 1 .m:
a- its tnink i-;-i
tropi.-al f. !.
,a-f.!. !'-- 1 : a
I.s lo sc , He
-. e .1 . i , lo t -
rto Teeii mare
to the few peo-
Not every mir
s to Mitla, ami
or nearly there
: Title. Accord
,V people have
tula trees which
r than the big
ait high.rid Its
almost reaches
s fact, it "takes
,." and 2S people
bed arms ami
. scarcely emir
stands in tlie
i i i del Tule. ami
till.
a
1 1 ,
mam- si-n-nl!
that Ii. guard, d
II,,- be . iiifni P.. ;. .
b'.-to'i ' r..co wa.. !'
tin- f line's I . ' 1
cieii! of '.a ncici't-.i. f. ..,;
npfi.-i.iy. -e.v- .iv.ii.J-.tiTi
!.-y when a pre
i what are now
i. It is the an
'he patK'M PHilt
beljecin- !!:a, a
dhlll of lla peo,,
Oei nia-i 1 ' a ' .;-.
Ih-' sr.- and lea:
upcl: ii. 'i'l-e
tl.l'l- (i U'l-oe.a,
t a i.'li I. T' '!
end Isi I! d etc
CSlie.-tgri !. cor-!-!
ay. if Is n gnar
,bbdt. -the (rreat
rcat Ihterest in
:i tablet placed
: tree has per--erlptTnn
on the
adrb of cyprrsn,
i v the.natives.
Tin. hut
!r
'- iy-c-ght -years
'e' - -'-ar tell into " the
rii - by assault. Thr
l1 .in tadt commanded
Sa- i a orw? Rooke tin-rcra-ii
kabiy .short time
f ii n gh ,t.l surrc niltreil
I -' ..ia ' Is attempted lo
t a Mediterranean.
, ... ihepn-h- on one 'c-
p.. within the fort,
i.toi . ;h, m. In K2d it
.f ti ministers to -Rive
( S'.ahi. but so greal
nro the reel; o;
'cands uf i !,c i
Pl-ince of He--.-.
the troops, ami
fleet, and ln tee
of four days tin
Ma uy linos Ih. .
ret I'.i.-k tin.- k.
111'.'. W'tllelll sue,
ca. ion lb, y go:
be! failed to n -.
was i1' th- mini
back the rock
an agPation nros. against such a step
that it was nband. -n.-.l There followed
a shore by Spain .-o.. i 'ra -icn." which last
ed from Ki" to.lc::. hi 'September IX
17s2, un --frwrr f'nn t",nri. men constlttrN
ed the In Klejring army, and fh 'taSe. ferand
attack ii. lUeied on that day 200 heavj
guns. 47 ships of th. line, and 1(1 boN
teritip ships were employed, and upward
iof n.ofn red-hot shots w.re fired at the
foftjflratloris. Slr.ee then our. possession
of Gibraltar' has ixtnaiiivd undisputed.
Naval Kecord. , -
i .. i f . . . .' . i. ..
-.ftri4iior? River.'
Kasa'1s 'tftihig Colorado for a river.
In other worA.to restijilii .tha lattirtate
rmtr taking TlW "git waii-r thefreir t..r-S,-i-l.
fatten puiixsis.' io feaving 'inpugh In 1
, uxi iii jnir io neir waier
the Kh'nmft "cattle. It is the 'Old story
a surplus -of- rid' terri'toiy- tv-Jth a pro
nounced water shortage. )ug-ene Guard.
Too Much Water.
Th greatest mertaea. to th commercial
and industrial prosperity of the cOunfrv
Is In the over-capitalization of the 'In
dustrials. What the president should
recommend and the Congress enact' Is a
law making It n criminal offenso to capi
talize any enterprise beyond its normal
earning capacity, Astoria Uudget.
the 6ame.
Ashland has been laviiiK -a little sensa
tion the past week, a fellow naiw&d Dell
,te- -araw
aeusatlonal jHoiy which was elaborated
upon oy.a reporter for Town Talk, but
It would not go down with the father of
the girl, who forced the romancer to ac
company him lo Portland, whither ,fae had
sent the jo'ting lady, and wher-theyere
married. It la very doubtful If the father
chose wisely fn this caje, as ihe probabil
ities are that Combs snou'd have been
given a trip to Salem wlih free board
thrown In for a while. Med ford Success.
Nearly All Gone Now.
1'pun furthcT investigation into the tim
ber land frauds recently unearthed in Ore
son, the secretary of the interior finds
that in the quarter ended September ;!0
there lyere 625 more Umber entries, cover
ing 100.000 more acres, than we're ' re
IMitted In the quarter ended June :i0,
while the cash receipts for the last quar
ter exceed- those of the preceding quarter
by Ji.'4l.4fis.5!. P this pace had hot been
checked the public timber lands in Ore
gon would soon have become a thing of
the past. Brownsville Times.
Unkind to Mr. Geer.
Oov. Oeer seems to be tne man who
aas "fallen between ir; stools." Really
he scens to be entirely too small a man
fu the Semite, as he is utterly unable to
grasp a p5liUcal situation. ifedford In
.l Hirer,
There'll Be a Rush.
The next groat rush for land will be
when the government irrigation system is
inaugurated. There are millions of acres
b4.. .r.niiliv
tile.. mu-Ky ,iinnitiilns ttuit i-aijbe mad,
valuablu fy the use of water. Govern
ncnl Irrigation would bring Into nuak.-i
the vast plains and deserts along the
watershed of the Colorado ISiver. cxlend
ii!K from the Gulf of -California to Ihe
Vellowstone Park reservation, and all the
uiiniiy eiit bad west between the Pain.-
Ocean and the continent, which are
a.ow unlit for cultivation. Kugenc Guard.
Vant Better Rates.
1. inland aspires to be the market city
f Oregon, and all Oregonians, by reason
if state pride, wish their chief city success
In her efforts to control the trade of the
state, rim goo,! whin s count for little in
these days if strenuous commercial ac
tivity, and the city that offers liie best
induoeinenbs gets Hie Had.-. Here in
Southern Oregon we all Would like to see
Portland have the live stock Hade of this
- su. n. . .but as Haji mncisoo gives the
best price and has (he lowest freight rate.
Unit elty gets the fat hogs, cattle and
L - m'of Jackson t.pun t y. for out of ,c. or
fi( mx&v(X :&f$i2trm$ Wm:m,
pjf1 ' nm -
car lias
f the county this season not on.
lecu nitiLd lo I'ortlann Along with their
ither activilles (he-Portland Chamber of
.'oininerce would find protituble lo then-it;.-
to take up the ina.ier of s"curing
n.re favorable frelirhl rates from Soulh
jrn Oregon and of bringing about better
parket conditions for Portland, that orc--...i
products ndgiit :ind a market in an
e-egoii town. Medford Success.
MAKING COWBELLS.
a factory on a hilly side street In the
Ii
li e -embowered town of I 'ol!ins i!e, Mo.,
they make the cowbells which go jlugllni;'
so niuilcally up hill and down dale in so
many pans of the country a"nd beyond
tin- 'in.
The metal for the bells is received Pi
!.irg. flat I'heets of thin iron direct .'roni
i in rolling- mills, and is passnl under a
am -driven cutter which trims out' the
. rop. rlv shaped pieces like patterns for
i r,ouh!e-Jihi.ed axe. Then a workman
f.-'Slei-s into itic c. liter of each pave a
;iio- Air the clapper, anil spans it with
i bill' Iron strap 'or a handle.
Finally i be piece is brut down into til '
familial bell shape and i:s yldcs rivet,, I
t. gctner on the anvil. The b. II I., in
-bap. then, hm it still 'a.-ks tone and
I, r.
'I'l-ev are ge.liied by a coating of brass
-,! a. bath In u tiery furnace.
I- rein Pi.con to la.O'JU li- lls are made each
iV wh!esnle,-.hu-dwa.e IIihuoi. ar.
va.nimM - ii - .u auujsus ... ue..yyvnu, -
-
w.
r.at cattle ranches of the West
w. r sent re. cully a loi of the bi lls toned
in -el;, of an e. iav. ca.. h. so that the
V !-.. rers a mong tin- shining bents au-ro.ai-oil
each blh.ii .a musical chime.
N, w Vork Sun.
f-OVELTY IN NATIONAL COIN.
A novelty in nalional coin, typical of
a alianal expansion., and inlendod for cir
culation In the Philippine Islands only,
e.-iii be nrcduccd at the mints and ship-
: ',ed l.. lb.- islands at (he rnt- of ie-.i! neo I
i uio'.ilh. Designs prepared by native
a.-tss 1avi- been .., , ( :,',! for us.- in
the dollar and half-dollar silver pieces.
- .1 .eh- rs ai und r i-oasidera lion. One
Is a very ornomn.tlal figure of n Filipino
ci..a. atllre.1 :a t.r.K fi-l Mowing robes.
'!'be ttt --- r-P1'1 s. ails a brawnv nailv.
With a hamm- r at a forge, typifying i''-I-'ilinliii,
hamnlering out the destinies or'
M.4adu.. XUi;la.v;, requires thai each
to express tne Miini iiaii) in me i iiuru
s-'i.i (,. all hociji h- idle r ias-pe,ts t.nev
. . . ' is !', Phibvim as th--
designers can make tlnmA The idea of
(s, ,,:isl-;,.iK'.i.ii .'',fii"; i- i 'osaturat.
ih.e i-lnnds with the new inn--v, -o as to
d. away 'with th- use of the Mexican
dollar as much as pos:le. Tillamook
Headlight.
JAPANESE FANS.
'"'WintpTi fi-A"3aHwneRir,rrt1iJ?'d ran-.Ts-"rr-
.oTnmtei oirieet in tliis cuinui-y. ;li'.h- is
ki.ovvn of ils manufacture. One of I he
l;:ili.rst factories is at Kioto, wlicr,- an
ave rase of S.OIM.OOfi faiw yeaily arc turned
out. .'Spain is the principal customer
for the Kioto fans, Italy coming nexi in
importance anil Ihen tip- I'rii'ed H'.flies
and Mexico. The fans ar. put hi ai easy
to manufaeture. as eight different woik
mcn are rettuircd to make a sing,!. frame,
ten lie acffire the fan ts flai-'nd it has to
pass fhtoifgh the 'hands of ID j;' ople.
THE NEW AMERICA.
Lord Kitchener has- hit on a happv
phrase, prophetic of South Africa's fu
ture. At the presentation of a sword
-given to--'- him 'by the mrporalioii- of
C.'ne Town, though the frrmalltj tk
place in Iiondon. in his speech of
thanks, the General -said: "You have
the makings of nothing less than a new
t merlon Jn , the Southern hemisphere."
The English papers seize upon the
'phrase, "the 'hew Amtrlcu", for their
headlines.
iwar.,vwrt ' -bav .k ' - 5 ri
TONiOHT'g Attractions.
The Jiarqaam Dark. : ;
The Baker -The .Senator."
Cordray's "Yon. Tonson." .
COMINOT ATTRACTIONS.
The iarina'm:',HtAlo Bill' " tomorrow
and Saturday nights and Saturday mat
inee. The linker "The Senator' fpr the
week.
Cordray's "YqnYonson" for the week.
Lact Nfyht's eifls.
A deeply appreciative audience wtt-ni-s,1
the srcofid and last performance
of "A Poor Iteration'' at the Mnrquam
ilnind last night. The piece has re-
reived tmlvem.1 commendation as pro-
Company during this onifusremcnt. and
could play to better business if brought
here again.
-The Senator" appears to be breaking
the record at the Baker, the attendance
being Urgur than it - was tor the same
nights last wefc.r-wHnm il was well up io
capacity. The performance has improved
every night, boing- Withy -of judging by
a Kithtr stiver Etnd;ml - . -
' Von Kumon". (s .dofug good business
61 Cordray's, Tho. spoQialiies appear to
malie decided hits, uspecwUy those of Mr.
Krickson. who., plays the iiart of You.
The pice is one that appeals to most
people ralher strongly.
MANAGERS'.. ANN04J NCEM ENT8.
Veritable Bundta of Sunshine.
There ftre many comedies that come
and go In a single season,' but ft Is a rare
instance when a comedy . lives through
season after season or Increasing popu
larity as.hus that polite comedy of come
dies. Hunting- for Hawkins." which Is
offered the patrons of Cordray's Theater,
Thursday, Friday and Saturday matine
ii ad evening, November 20, 2 and. 22.
This thoroughly excellent piece in pre
sented this season by Messrs. Gray ;Tnd
Ileckert In a most elaborate and expen
sive manner, and It may be truthfully
sal.l that the piece this season has been
e:.n a much finer miiuiuiny of taleni
and ace. ssorics than on any previous
ne asion. Th!s .season's producllon' of
this v.-iiahle bundle of suashine leaves
W.'dJ'iP' 4-iil&&Plk 'Uiwte.-k
iittli'
v7
forward to as the
real, cjjnu-ifj' jr.;
t ie- entire season.
"A Contented Woman."
The Nrill Stock Company, commencing
with Sun. lay matinee, will next week pre
sent tin- famous conic. iv, by Charles II.
iloyt. "A Con'en'.ed Woman" at The
Laker Theater.
"A Contented Woman" Is a comedy In
four acts and lolls a Very funny story
i political campaign tn ppnver Colo.. In
which the ladies of til" diy take a prom
inent part, and who. by their splendid
ability as polliiciaus. nie, e, d In clccllnir
tin ir can.iidate to ihe olllce of mayor of j f"ee delivery kept the families away from
the ci'y. This candidaie of the suffrri- I the stores and thus destroyed trade.
r,ists is a yery popular young married j Now- the storekeeper of Cninbury, over
iady whose lp.;iaud is the c.in.lida.te for -In Nov J, i ' v, 'a re Hp in aims against
the same .,r!h ' on the tick -l of th" op- t the innovation. That hamlet Is about 15
position. The many ludicrous situation miles frcm New Unmswidll.
as Ihe result of husband anil wife bring j The rural mall mute's there have the
candidates- for t he IW- -w-.4k.'!-...v.',irtajy,!:o.UiH ftUxK ,f ..HjMiIn.g.the farmers
cut tickets form the foundation f, r a : t home, it seems, und the Oatifnirjr
kind of comedy that is .enllrclv li
Yi.re.rt
i'rtiin.4totii - l'iii..i!!., lUiifa. ..Wj.h1-
1 ilili'm to the 'rrgtllnir 'pfay "nnTs ttl)l he
a -number jr excellent vaudeville features
linrodut e.l .luring the performance by
high i-i.ia.i ariists who have beep , spc-
dally engaged for this production, as the
plot of th- iiay calls for several special-
tics, ami she management iviil silst lin Its
v.ell-, a mid reputation for supplying
cverv detail necessary tn the success of a
pi.uiuctioii at The Baker Theater by th
Neil! Stock Company.
"A Contented Woman" vill pla.v to a
record-breaking business next w..k. Al
ready theadvance sale of reals Is unus
ually iarc.
"Pennsylvania."
"P. mf.ylvanin." which comes to
'ordiay';;. m-A t rfu ndai.. Mptiday. '!'u. sa!iv
cud Weill.:. -day. beginning with Sunday
Matin- e. 1.11.- an evcr.V-ilay sto.y fla-ming
of Hi.- soli "of the locality in which lis
scenes are laid, with characters drawn
Horn life, and comedy galore. It is th.
litesi state-named play, and that i! is
skillfully const i ucli .!, contains liri !.l and
willy dialogue, strong com, li. a ions and
I dramatic scenes of gieot strength, may
I In- inferred .from the previous work". . f
i.s makers. Daniel 1.. Hart, a ye".! -.;
journalist of Wilkesbarro, and C. L. Cuba-
I him. both famous as the authors of such
I popular -neoe.scK as "Tec Parish Priest"
ami "A i:oinam.e of Coon .llpllov.-.
eae.licely. as urelj as numerous ot
i hcs e.inal'.v nfominent. Siiccial seen
Quartet, and u carefully, selected metro
politan cast insure a finished ia-formun-.'e
that will he worthy of liberal patronage.
"Hello Bill."
The jolly lomedy, "Hello Toll," will be
: in an engagement cf two nights, with a
popular matinee Saturday at the Mar
quam Giant! Theater, tomorrow (Friday)
night. "Hello Hill" is replete with tin
brightest kind of lines, chuck full of t'.e
most laughable situations and contain
ing the very latest New York mimical
hits. This merry little play comes in-
.ir.rse.l by everybody as being nearer lo
tin clever comedies of America's gr at-c.-l
farce w riter, the - la;e lament .-d
Charl-s 11. Iloyt than anything which
ln.s been produced since his death. TIP
f.uthor has not depended on rough-and-tumble
methods to produce laughter, bin
the tn ire coup. ruction of the play is
along thoroughly legitimate lines, and
there .Js rot a situation in the entire
In lea! life toda. In setectini; i tl--Ir com-'
pan for this season's pres. mat len of
ll.llo l'.ill." Messrs. Ooodl ne K Kellegg
would s. em to have used remarkable
discretion The lis! of names is Jieaded
by tin; nartb ularlv briihnr.l comedian,
-lam..- P. M icd. maid, who is oncfti-s'.
since lie- ibnili of Poland Reed and ihe
r liiement from ih.- stellar liold of'Wii
I!sm Colilcr. to lie the foremost fight
enmeriinn of America, and. thai they h;,v
'"ffitltW'hlT-'tirtrhy-Mrong enst.-rmi'e of ar
tists encaged for -"Hello !.'lf," 'shows-,
(hat they do not menu to stint anything
v.-Iim h v'!! add to the success of their
presenia1 ion. Seats are now selling.
Haverley's Minstrels.
Ti e a. P. aiice sale ef seats will op"n
t.-morrov morning nt" 10 o'el.ick for Hav
. "iy's !i!!st -els Ifaveiiy's Mastodon
Mlnstr-.fl. direct from their successful
run at the Mot rnpolis Theater. New York
City, open a! the Mafquam Grand Thea
ter r. .t Moncay and Tuesday nights.
i onipnn- is th" s'mngest pit! te
r, t-ic -r in years, and i-s headed by th"
nvogiiiied king of minstrel, comedians,
thr famoiif George Wllso-i, of "'Walts
to Again" f ame Among -the assisting -
eomedbin--' are jovial Bert 3wor, an Ir
resistibly funny slory teller: Jake Young,
Perron Somerit. Johnnie Swor. ' Frank
Ypungj. KililJeCimtoJind others. The
singers are aff young, wftlTfresfi musical
voices. Among the soloists are John S..
Rolxmtl, 'basso profurido. late of the Ros
tonian Opera Compan-; Frank Coombs
' '. -. ' t
4'?hwt,les RichalaVNihe iijroa'otaanaj boy.'
..jpantono, una ,UitsirgM.ofKtiiU' thlwoa
derful ,t!(qrtrttlto.-i'dirjgfrgift- MooteV&
BievaaiiwutJiruiSea' ,Jhaal3-
4on, Eitglana.-. Ttf '.KaNrlv iiro wv5oh
tatns mor- mirth; ie3fliiy hod mtja thin
anyu-aUect:ewn Ar. Witrfical k
tr&yagana ever wMcft. , Whea the cur
Uun rises. It show' the member of ths .
company In a haudsprae settingvwith,a, .
vtm ot Venice, and the famous Canfpi
Dile ower (now' fallen), and other noted
buildings, und the bridge of gjhs In the
background. The array Of. tweet Volets
and fuany endmen are sure, to score a
hft from the start. The -olio 'includes
such acts as the Young . Br'otheA.NoHg- '
inal black chinks; in .a slde-'hpllttfng si
lence and fun act; Brothers &wpr, 5ec
centrirs extraordinary; Oardeifr atd'gom
ers, kings of the novelty mnsTcal world;
Mr.. George WUson, of 1mm nothing can
be said to enhance his fun-making pro
clivities; the famous, 'arl Dam map n
troupe of agile and elegant acroDats di
rect from llammersteln's Roof Garden, '
K'ew York City. As an outdoor attrac-
tiop, the famous Haverly concert band,
under the direction of Francis W. 8uth-
farAinsd... Ui.... .feiMitsit- of minstrel band-
masters, will' give a free concert "nightly
in front of -tint liarquuin GraWd Theater,
playing selections frOWi "The Chfn'ese
Honeymoon," The Singing Girt," "Tha
Chaperon." "Dolly 'Vard'en," "The Wild
Hose," etc.
LIZARD'S LOCOMOTION.
In certain rocks the footprints Of large
animals which walked on their hind legs
are found. It had Virraed a raoo'ted ques
tion with geologists whether each iprlnts
were those of gigantic brrds on reptiles,
in the Fi-lasslc sandstones of Connecti
cut, for example, typhrsrl footprints of
this khidjiccur. The Impressions in ques
tion exiiToit the . arrangement 'of Joints
in the toe such as is -trhataoteristio of
birds, but then reptiles and birdls are so
intimately related in respect of -many
anatomical olnts that little reliance can
be placed upon the resembtmce in ques
tion. On the other hand, we know that
some extinct reptiles walked on theis
hind legs and" recently a number of ob
Bervatlons have been made which tend
to show that this feluedal mode of pro
gression is by no means uncommon even
in ordinary reptiles. Mr. W.Saville Kent
showed that certain Australian lizards
habitually adopted the two-footed atti
tude, and now it Is recorded that the
common green Hzarus and others nearly
related may assume .this position. )?er
haps the modern hlnd-fOoted movements
of lizard, occasionally assumed, are the
survivals of an ancej ral habit which
was common enough. Such observations,
m Iffl't, co townril ptrengthrnVng the
i.lea imu :'JPSP' forrrpiSfpvrn' of eh
middle i)r'i J of ceoloar i r l.l-eiy 'J
have been made by reptll'an agency.
London Chronicle.
KIND UNTO OTHERS.
"I see by the newspapers," remarked
P.ccler. "that the miners in the Rand are
sending out apneals for wives."
Ts that so?" elaculatcd Henfiypeck, it)
an caper r.-hb3er. "They can have
' lhal wasTound to he deropurartelng him
.mom.' certain of Ids cimstitij
stituonts. These
w re principally the village and cross--loads
storekeeper, who complrtlned that"
a-ri hauls arc
mfrnnteil with a serious
t,lii.mi;ii. aCt. iu. trade. No mofi; doeSthe
j '.'irntler ceme-t-o- tlte- v-itfts? combiiWtigj.
' Ti ocery store, ory geoos vmpormm ana
1 post-olllce to buy his goods, sit on the
j cracker 1 oxes and talk, get his mail, and
i - pet up" the dgnrs ln turn,
He lias the. mail Sent to him by the
j rural delivery route, ami. as he can get
'is goods cheaixr by buying In large
Quantities elsewhere, he hasn't any ex-
use for going to town, ana, conse
quently. I s wife won't let him go. Chi
cago Journal.
THE SALT IN THE OCEAN.
The ocean was once merely brackish
nd not salt, as it ls now. This was
e hen th. earth was In ils first youth
i!nd before there was -nny hind show
i .g at all or any animal life In the w.
! 'r. At ibis time Ihe water was grad
ually cooling from Its original sla te'' of
.y,im, mid the S.'.lls w.l-e slowly un
dergoing Ih.- change from gases Into
-fcll'ls. Then came the appearance of
! .tel. null. Inter on. rivers, which grnd
! .illy wnsh'd down more ami mot-s
' Its. . hlle nt thi- bottom of the ocean
It-, it chemical action w as constantl ,
addlrig nan brllie to the waters. At
1 ..sent it i-' estimatetd there are ln th
v m i, I s oceans i.fOMM cubic mib-s of
it and the ,most nKlontshlng thinr
aiiorl it is that" if all the salt could b
mxeii -ttiU In a ..luumcut the level of tun .
waier woul-J not drop one single inch.
A W "t3fl PftAfT" ""''
A well known Harvard tuofessor has a
bright boy. who one day. at the age bf 4,
appeared in his father's study clasping
in his li-tnds a forlorn-looking littls
chicken, which had strayed from a neigh
boring Incubator,
"Willie." said his father, sternly, "taka
that chicken i tadi to its .mother."
"Ain't dot any mudcier," answered
"Willie."
"Well. then, take It back Io Its father,"
satd the professor, determined to main
4alu parental authority.
"Ain't clot any ladder." said the child;
"ain't dot anythin' but an old lamp."
Philadelphia Ledger.
NO NEED FOR MONEY.
Standing at the corner of Thirty-sixth
street and Broadway one warm evening
was a stoJid-looking man. He was gas
ing intently at the windows of the recently
opened branch of the,Kastern Trust Com
pany. After looking over the large let
ters.' he spbHe right up apparently un
Wnseirms of the Tart tht he Had'' lis-'
tenet- l-cariin? from the lettered windows:
" -Capital, one million; mtrplus, one mil
lion; interest allowed on deposits.' Sure,
and what do (hey Want deposits for with
ill that monejr?" New York- Times.
Advertising is
Seed Sowing !
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given a chance
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