The Paper for Ihe Stock man, . Uerch a ni an d .Miner. 71 The Paper for tho Farm, the Workshop and iho 0 Homo. j LJLUU T'Wi.m -V. CVA'IVA GJUA'T COUNT OltKGOJf, TIIUUSDAY. J.'l.YU.'lliY 7. 1S02. Number GRAM COUNTY HOW THRY AKK CAUQHT. On of the most Atonisiiin action of human beings, is the ap titude of fairly honest men to en gage in nrtirtiecs that ro clearly criminal, for tho jurKu of gain. A New York dispatch recently related how two of the kind were caught. It ia Still that fkwge V. Ames carao all the way from Maple valley, Wash., to bttv some counterfeit money, lie. readied New York yes terd.tv morning and iiromntlv wA t Mil for a brie in a bov, which the grevn-gooils tieeutatora gave him. The lax was nuitoed to le (Weil with counterfeit money. A men wan proprietor of a saw mill out in Maple valley. His mill burned down and when he rebuilt it a few weeks ago it burned again. Me was in hard luck and low spirit when n greet t uoodft eireular fell into his lunula. Ho entered into correspondence with the swindlers mid followinc; their directions, camo to New York by tho ltaltimore .v Ohio road. Just Ix-fore the train reached Jersey City n vouiik man entered the ear, and then eat down by Ames, remarking ns ho did bo, "Churchill, .No. S, thin being tho couiiteifipi that the swindler had cent him by mail. After reaching New York they went by a very rnumliilvout course to a dingy little room, where Ames was introduced to an old man, who gave him a bundle of "counterfeit" notes to examine. He negotiated for !?1KX) of bills, and handed over $1-10 for it. lie vtati ln-d the old man closely na he packed the roll of bills in a small pine box. The box was full when Ames was told to write his name and address on a slip of paper. Then a neatly wrapjied par eel was given to him, and he hugged it under his arm. "Take him to the train," said the old man; "you had hotter not take him back to the same depot; our goods are fo good that the police would like too well to get their clutches on some of them." The messenger took Ames to the Mott Haven station. It was 11 o'clock yesterday morning when thev reached there. Ames bought a ticket to Little Hock, Ark. The messenger then suggested a parting drink and they separated on the best of terms. 1'iesently a man entered the station with a very sim ilar package under his arm. A shrewd-looking young man was guiding him as Ames had been es corted to the station. In an instant it flashed across Ames' mind that the countryman was a fellow victim, and he walked up to him and whispered, "You have been bit just as I was.'' The countryman did not understand the warning, but tho messenger took alarm and was out of sight when Policeman Walsh ran in to see what the noise was all nlmut. Ames, precious package of brick luy on the lloor whore ho had dropod it when ho seiged tho green goods steerer. The amazed country man did not yet full v comprehend that he had been swindled until he opened his box. It was filled with a neatly cut bulk of green papers. This second victim said ho was Charles Nylxsrg, and that ho kept a grocery in Jamestown, Y. Wo had paid f2."i for his box full of green paper, ami had e.tiectel U find J-ut) in counterfeit money in it when he got home. Policeman Walsh took the victims and their collection of green papier and brick to the Morrisiana station. N'yln'rg had been so anxious to buy all the 'green goods" he could pay for that he did not have enough money left to pay his fare home. Ames said lie hud secured a return ticket. The two comiwred notes and &on eluded that they had been swindled by the same gang. They wore sent down to tell their adventures to Police lnsH'ctor Hymes. - - A i'KAYKR ANSWHKKU, The Hev. .Mr. Dunn, one of the secretaries of the American Sabbath t'nion, in the course of a turmoil preached in Brooklyn a few evenings ago, said: "The PuriUius woru the greatest of alt great men;" and fer vently added, "O, for more of tho Puritan spirit!" The following from a late Pennsylvania uter is an ex ample of the spirit that actuated the Puritans, and its oiled on those who fell victim tu it: "Krem htown, huierne county, Pennsylvania, has lietui in a turmoil for several davs on account of tho sujierstilious be liefs of the foreigners there. About a week ago, Mrs. Passncro stated tiial she was the daughter of a mountain shepherd in Austin-Hungary, and according to the natives such u woman has tho power of be witching, livery little misfortune that has since befallen any of the inlwbiUtuts of the town has been charged to tier, and thu iiMivt havt threatened to burn her at the stake uuhjM 1'B would oumuiit aule'ulo. Recently a cow, Indonging to the leader against the innocent woman, died. We went to the ltouro and demanded that tins cow be brought back to life within five hours. When the five hours had expired, and the animal had not come to life, tho owner collected a crowd, and pro ceeded to her residence, dragged her from her home and so murderously assaulted her that her life is des jtnired of." American Sentinel. TIIK CIRCUIT JUDOKSIUI'. The election of two circuit judges in the district comprising the coun ties of Cmatilla, Union, Wallowa, Maker, (irant, Harney ami Malheur, at the election to be held in Juno to fill the expiiwl terms ofJudges Clif ford and Vet, creating consider able interest eecinlly among the memltcrs of the bar, says the linker City Democrat, ami seculatioii is rife as to who will bo nominated for the oUioo to sueeei-d Judge I'ee, it bcine. generally understood that Judge ClifTonl "ill If his own suc cessor by virtue of the general con sent of the Hople of the entire Sixth Judicial District. It U given out that Judge Fee has no aspirations for re-nomination or re-election and this being the case it becomes neces sary for someone else to be selected. However, if Judge Fee should decide to allow his name to bo used it might occasion the democratic tatty some trouble to find a man to bent him, but it might be done. A number of names have leen mentioned, coming from ImiIIi tmrties, as K)ssible nominees forjudge Fee's place, and by the time of tho con vening of the state convention there will be no end of able attorneys who covet the honor of donning tho judi cial ermine. FACTS ABOUT WAVCS. sniiio l'lcurr Itrcartlliic til Wiiti-r Mountains. ItrU-Ill (if It Is nut uncommon In prose worku to rend of mountainous waves. Kxnct measurements seldom conllrin flret Im pression. Scorcsby fouinl Hint forty feet was the height from trough to crust of the largest waves im'Usurd by him In the .North Atlantic and In a cyclonic storm, when Ixniiul for .Hutmlla In ttiu lto.val Charter. This 1im luiitf liacti iuvejite.1 as tho extreme limit of wave height. CapU Klilctle, a well-known Hint erlenrHl liuvt rntor, hns, however, uneountcrvil wiivoi at sou which wero evonty ftMt lil'h. The late Ailmlral I'iUroy h.xl prevloitstly olwcrvi'il vnve lit hlh; nml home olistTviitloim made at Akcenklon in IKK! Mtpport tlicne ailtlioritie. In 1 1 1 her ma jesty ' hip luconsUiit Wat M.'uililiinf with her kU-rit iimmi Uiu ereiit iindher ltw in thu ileprektUm lte tween twti Micceslvo w,iven, anil tho wave uheiul v.i olmervwl exuctly leel with her forotopsnll ynnl. just Mireuty Miven feet above the water line. On the 'JTlli of July, Isss, the 1'unnnl er I'nibriii was struck hy a wave not lew thuu llfty feet hl,'h, which .liil much ilnmiitfe. Two lny Iw-fore th Wilson liner Mnrtello lni.l a similar nx perienee; mi enormnus iilllnry wnro (.truck her, completely illmierlinf tlio ileetoi. The Miirlvllo wo much fciu.il ler, uuil more deeply Iwleii than tho nieenly I'mbriii. No eonueetloo eutihl be traciil U'Iwih'ii the wave, nhleh fere rcferrwl to In the ilnibes ai ltdut wave rtlthuiiKh of altogether ililfervat urUin. In Oetolxr, 1$S. tile Itulluu InrU Ilooliia h:nl nil IiuihU. except one limn who wit.-, ill in hii hunk, swept oil her ilcuks by a wave which broke on lunnl ns they were shurtenliit; sail iluriiiK a heavy Mjuall In mUl-Atlantie. The llrltish bark I'nilliio had one wutch washed overUmril uml her eupUiln hilled miliar kimllnr elreuinHtances. It said that tho innsj.ivc bell of the lIUIiop UiH-k was wrenched from lu fnU'uiii,' by tho momentum of drivlnjf scit in .i (,'ule uf wind, mid the gallery eoiilainir.tf it thickly strewn with sand, ulthiu;fh tints liuiidrcd mil above high water mark. Keoreaby wave lv hiimlnul feet as the tnu&iintnii lenutti nf sea waves, but there are many louder. Mr. Doutflnit, when buildini; llhthous.i un thu eooit of I ormvull. noticed waves thlr-te-n hundred feet lonjf from crvsi io crest Chambers)' Jouruul. TCA-TAtlLt DISHES. rtiRAM Hik-cit. Two eujsi rream (rjutr). one tessuonful f saleratus, pinch of salt uud pinch of nutrur. Hour enou.-fh to ml unlU) soft. IHnul l'rce Pres. CoonniK. -One cup sour cream, nne cup iuur, oum efi. one even teaspoon msIo. Hour to make moilei-.aely stilf don'h. Roll thin uml link in a quick oven. -llouseUecper. Uav Ciici.i.kiw. -due cupful of sujjnr, three etfi, biilU-r size of un a'tf. Hour enouirh to make the doujfh stilf eiioui.'li to roll: cut In fancy shapes, fry in hot fut, roll each one in pondered sujrar and serve on a nupkiii. ItosUm lleraUl. lit rn nmi.K llisi.'iiiTS. Oue qumt of flour, one tablcsjHMJiifnl uf lanl one lea spoonful of salt ami one of soda. Sour buttermilk for a soft douyh. Make In tinall. ruuail balls; Mt ulisvely totfethsr .it a I'M ttMHl pan; bahooue-holf hour. tIoust,'keeier. A SAU.011 uonie frofn a Umf mlm oouWu't sleep In llui house, for U mad hUn fwI iroro at i"im ui "lay ant ott ths rani." IN AMERICAN CITIES. Sv iVXAll rlalnis the oldest Amcrb fan tli iter Nr a Yoisk elty tempts dyspepsia y entin TVishi pies dslly. '. .1 of the fifteen hundred street rar. of New York earned twenty dol lars n d iy for the last year. Tin: elty of IiIk thlnp. ndenso, U ntfiiit to erect nn aprttueiit hou !.!. h will coiilrtlu 107 nmi. U-i'iB., Mich., 1ms the largest oro cIik-U in the world. It has 1X1 isK-ket. with a total capacity of tS.OOo tons. Tu . liril ilwellln.' In New York city to 'i.ivc !,. and a bathtub w,v built by Mr. Muy Mason Jowes In ISIS, at IJ t !i,.iu!h r street. His ...i.v! has llw dlitlnctiou of lmv. In r Ci shortest cible road ii. the world. It e. i.t 2. wo feci Umg ami runs on Monta rucsl street from tho city halt to .ill '.ireet ferry. I sutninr the llcemcn of Jersey CiU .ne oblU'i-il Ui wear n hend dress of uim fi t lu lling over their helmets nt cu rt. t t i protect tlietuseltes from tho j;eif the tormctttiiiK "sUeeleis." QUICK HAPPCNINCS. A T. i lady who bad lost the key to n v il.i iY,..- easiest nrow and found It In her -Jeep. Tin-undertaker who furnished Mrs. PoU's e .lli.i performed tlio siime serv ice f..r Ci.. .ident Polk forty-three year 4,'o- A i t In ItemUnh' who had suiTered ilnee infancy from epltcy fell thirty three f t nut of n window, nud hiuee tin ii Uv Ire. Itoeu entirely well. Ciiai:ii:i Kirtll.H!HoLit, of San 1'rnu .'lw'i. .it laid U rest a few days since in a e .t'.iu which was Klvcn Ui him four yeur- .i,;o ie, a birthday ireseiil. Tor same day that Mrs. ex-l'resiilent Poll dud a letter was received ut the whi'e house, of which she was mint res so mult- years n)fo. directed to her, "care of the white house." Ci.irinun Hii.vKii, n Imy of ten. wni recently drowned at r'lushlnif Creek, N. Y. This is the fourth loy whom hh luirenU hnre lost at the tiff of tun, three of them by drow.ilnjf. ' LITCflAflY cunioyiTcs. Ixaeoprnf the llrst edition of Cob rhhc'i. Keins. olfercd for sale In lm don, a;i,H'ars the author's receipt for the mon, v paid for the copyright. Tint history of the world la Arable U Ulnjf written by Mnhmoud l'ehmy r.isha, a companion of Arab) in exile in Ceylon lie hopes to llulsh it this year. It ill Ik- in live hirjje volumes. A i'iKTi:t-.N-t K a oi.ii Virginia schikil irirl re.'eally wrote a hkiiii containing two hundred nud llfty Hues, each lino commciicinjf with M and K and from which the letter I win entirely omitted. Is the museum of the dead letter of fice nt Washington, I). ('., there is it piece of parchment upon which Is penned a copy of the lord's Prayer, written in llfly-fourdilfereut languages. Tiik tiultcuburg Illhlo has the general rep'itat.ou of being the first printed IsaiU. it is an admirable sK'cimeu of the printer f art, and would Is- it. dlv cr..!;ll.. a. iy reputable printing estab lisluucnt of the pre tent time. sor.m cunious THifics. Tiir.HK are souieeurlolts names ainonp the inoiiiitaineerH of Itotetourt eotuity, 'u.. for la tance. lloikiy buses. Clap saddle and Crcbell. A i l iuoi fu.a In tho early history of pin . is that when they were lira sold In "open shop" there woa such a great dem..ud for them that a esc t as passed M'runltni;r their sale only oa two days In the year- the 1st and id of January. Tin. earl. ui., fact Is cited tiial three of thu Ian-, a ellius ill the world are In Jap i i. The very largest is in Kngl.iuil, and the l.uj'e.st iu thu western hcintA phciv i. on ,m UUml. Why Is it that the greatest cities uf the world uni on island-'.'.' It It related as a curious (act that Paris, with a jmpul.ition of nearly two million five hundred thousand souls, has less than one hundred negrts-t within Its limits. Statisticians say that thu whole of Trance cannot muster u negro population exceeding MO. THE BUSY EDITOR. A GROf.oiA editor annoiiiiaes Hint he "eioi'l live on air." lie certainly can't live wil'.Mit it. Atlanta Constitution. "I'M. wall until you are at leisure," sold u e.iller to the editor. "I'm afrukl I'll be ni ue to you when I'm dead," replied the editor. -UlocIi. I r Is only the veteran editor who can stick his m,iella;fe brush In his ink well. Inlnhsp. rieucetl OtliUirs cm t do It so well. They awenr often.-- Peck's Sun. An rxei.K4SA.VT Hmuitrr. -What shall I write this morning, sir?" asked the fresh young man of the ui.ina:,'ilig editor. "You may try jour hand on your resignation," replied the latter. l.pocu. A IiI'.oiujia editor has this uuliiin ml verlis.'ineul: "Por S.ih- One Washing ton pres. that lieier told a lie; one sill. hei iptioii btik, etiutainltig a hos- of a hercatler, and thu good it ill of an tin jsMvcndied inuu. tWV.iU early and avunl Ih.t rush." Ml SATANIC MAJESTY. Tiik devil love to sit down ut (ssiple who worry. and look Tin; ik til's urniHs are always dipped ' III the .o -,i of iloilbL Tin: devil ihs'sn't enrettho does thu preaching where ho can run the mmlc. WllKS the devil undertakes to bind a iiimii. he never lets him see the rojie. j DTiiKdevli's way uf binding peojde Uto give them pleuty of rape lu begin with. Tut: Ue U never Rets tirwl of setting traits tmr pHit)4i wiu have faith In ('nL I ON AMERICAN RAILS. Tub cost of n pnl iee sleeping car Ii fl,(: er, If "vestib.il.sl," SI 7.000. A THAIN of rtwtl nrt on the Itillmtel plila A Heading rniltsiad w us S.100 feel long. TltKKK nre In the t'nite.l Stiles 800, 010. TO miles of rallroa.1 track of all tb serlptlons. Cmikii favorable elrenmstaiices ll cts 01.1 er heatl U ship cattle f run southern California to Chicago. Tin; t'tilted Mstes has more miles o! rn 1 1 rs vd than all i:nr.is-an couutrtei tsiuibliiiNl. The mileage In thlsetiuntrj Is Irtd.slT miles, and in Curope lll.TlJ miles. A caii has nintle the distance from San 1'rain-ls.si to New York -over U.UOO miles- In 1 days. Irt hoitra and 50 mln lite, by ls-ln nltteheil sujesslvely to the fastest trains on each nt four roads. AiiBBtCAsj fn-lght cars carry slsiul thirty tuns' weight, the ear neighing nlswil nine tons. They tire gradually Mi-r'iling the Kuglish ears In thai country, which weigh five tons, and can carry on.y seven Ions of cargo. Is the lust ten years the Increase was 7S..VJI miles, or more than 7H per cent. an average of T.:t'.o miles each . ear. I f tlte Inert-one lu the nest decide is only i.OOe miles sr year our railway mileage In 1000 will U about aiT.OJj miles. Hallway Age. A GENERAL COLLECTION Tin: youngest pupil lu a school t. llotnrr, Mleh , Is the teacher's amiL IH'itiMi n reeenl parade In Clielsiy. gnu. Ml -h , ten rcd-hcadcd jiflrls tsMe on ten while horses. Tim Columbia river Is sn clear nt low iv titer that salmon Ikhltig can only bo Mlccessfully eondueted at night. Tint Toklo soelety tor the eneourage luent of Japuncse tsilonl-alioii in Amer ica has decided to establish a eolony III California or Canada. Kvt.s wrong doers seem t have re plHt for 1'nele Mini's mall privilege. In twenty years there hast been no ts.mitcrfeitingof L'uelu Ham's sK,tago stamps. Uv running n single thread of w.ir.ted through alt the silk he liti irle,l. a New York mercliaul saved more than gi.aoo.oeu In customs duty. His lawyer, with' whom the Idea originated, was remunerated with , fiO.OOO. I A I'Allt of Canadian lovers eluded their ! pursuers by Is-lng shipped lit a piano Isis. on n freight tr.ii.i. There wos nothing grand. siuare or upri !it nlxuit this pr.Mve.ting, but the lovers got there just the same, nml that was the idea of ll. ValerUiry Auienean. I THEY TOIL NOT. "Aiib you worktjgmen?" it:.Ied the Indy who had given them each n rssl, hi.r piece of pie. "Not Jest at the pros cut time, ma'am We tiud It easier workin' women. Kh, Jim?" I Uiu UtMiKT.--"l say, Hill," said oris summer philosopher to another, ns they lay iR'iieiilh a spreading tree, "did you ever turn our utteulioii to litcrattHir ( nnj'.'" "t siioiiin say so.'' "Whnt'sthu i longest sentene- you ever run acnsis?" "Ten years," was the unhesitating ro ply. Washington Post. I'msr Tiiami1 "If you could lm any thing you wanted to be. what would you Ih-'.'" Second Tramp- "Presldeul of the I'nitetl States." I'irst Tramp "I'd rather lie. a lly." iieeiintl Tramp "Why?" I'irst Tramp- "I Just read lu n neivspaxT that a lly eats i:i,-.s;sj simam meals In twelve hours."- Colorado Sun. Tiik Nkw (ItiU-o.MiA. Patsy (thu tinmpl -"Say, cull, I've dlskiveretl the liulcondy we wont to go to. It's India." Illrdhy (the Unigh) "Naw! What's the beauties uf India." PaUy -"Msteii! In India soup Is considered a natural curiosity, uu' there uln't un ounce of ll used a eur. Do we go?" Iliitlby -"Wo go." l.ighL SPEAKING OP PEOPLE. Ml b Anna Diesis to ha apparently recovered her sanity. Mils liiusr an I Mrs. (Jarfleld are the only In lag wil-ivs of pri-.ideuts. 1'OSTU tsll.Hlit-.SMMI. H V.S UAKKII, it Is said, eai l ies life Insurance amountli s to $1, UO ',00 J. (irs. Din Is to havs a monument for saying. "If any man attempts to haul dot u the American llug slioul him uu the sfsit." At the lip old itge of eighty-one Sen ator Morrill, of Yeriaout, plats skittles nml, ,'mi.i iu baud, ruuiiis the hills for small g;ime. .Mils. Tow Tni'Mii, who Is one of the must jsipulur "finks" in America, ll paid K.0J u wci k by In r manager, tilic hut a handsome home in Hridge jmii l, Coim., uud tthen not under un un. gligeinent lives there lu Injury uml Olise. Mih. "Sioskwam." Jack-on Is In thu prime i f lift , lu r coal bh.tl, hair i.tlll iinuiist d .Ci irray, ;.ud hhe - e.si s a must ultra He face. Iler eyes are luige and il.uk. Nhe Wetirs a h.itnb tome eoi.liime of Idiu'k .illf, triiiiined it i Hi ereM', blank gloves ami a urupu Itlllllul, i RARE AND VALUAHLE STONES, Till. linM-rial, the largest diuinoiul, Is worth cl.ooi.ouo. A 1'oi.isM l.uly, the I'oiiiit.-ss Ihuiilolia, owns what are Mid to W the llimst i.appiiircs ui the ttorld. Momtanx sapphires arc now eouilng InUi the gem iiiArl.et in l,ir,;e quantities, and are capable of Hue cutting. Mil. Ckn. liitAKr ha an hitetuM love for diamonds. The stones iu her ears urn as large as goose Wrnes and t ury llery. Jlltf. Woumskn, wife of ths well known New York millionaire, ha some C!slly lldeXiUUite;- l l. .VIsi,iltu,U0U worth bf tier Jewels are t iwed ay In tbssafsof tlio Uo4l lfuatskblll- THINGS MILITARY. Hvnt in has orgaiiUed a corps ot earner pi tsiiis. Tin. llrst trace of the Itrltlsh gtmVoat Wasp, which left the (tort of Slngajsire In IMT, Is a buoy Just found lu the China sen. Vi.ijM-ii-j'.iiKii having Wen introduced In the regular service of Ihe Uusalnn army, as resirted, nil otllclnl nnme of Mavotilo origin has leen tlcvlstil for them. The new name 1.1 samoskatv, "self-roller." In Purls a society has loeii orgnnUod to encoumge nrtlllery practice lu tho territorial army. Special Instructors of Ihe sttelcty will nlso Impart In lectures s lentiftc Infnrmntloii as to the making and handling of big guns. To roan an idea of the cxivrlmenta that lake place abroad lu thu way of testing new devices lu warfare, the station at Idege, llelgluin, consumes nearly 4,000,000 cartridges and forty ton of powder a your In testing fire arm. Swoxv's cavalry has a new sword, three Inches shorter and considerably lighter than the old one. The blade Is straight and the handle Is of hard rub Is' r. The new w-enjtnu Is more euslly handled hut test dangerous than tho one hitherto used. Tiik Belgian military authorities have discovered that various song used In the nnny ate Hot unite projK'r, and see mil svts and emuosers hare Imcii ap plied to to supply tho army with muiiu unobjectionable songs iu Trench uud I'teli.lsh to take their places. WORLD'S PAIR NEWS AND NOTES. No suns slums are to lx permitted within the exposition grotimls. Tiik directory has decided that the entrance fee shall entitle the visitor to u-e ever) thing within the luclosure. (l.Vl'nttiAl.A has appropriated JluO.OoO 111 gold for its exhibit at the exosI lion, and SJO.OOO additional for It build Ing. Ir Is reported that the prince of Wales, I'uiperor William, of licruinuy, and the shah of Persia all seriously contemplate visiting tho world's fair In inn. Manv Interesting relics from San Do inltigo, whcie Christopher Columbus landed, have been received by the Wash ington ntllcc of the foreign ii If it Irs do piirtinent of the cxtosilion. Yr.av Hkv. Dii. Pkiim.ta, bishop of Paiiiima. ha tendered for exhibition at the world's fair his very remarkable historical uml ethnological collection which has U'en for some team iu a museum connected with thu bishop's palace. Tun oxis-tsltlnn directory has taken iw-lion umler which mleiiuite Insurants! it ill be placed iisu all M-rsoiis and pro.eity for which ll can Is- held liable during the fair. It Is the Intention to place un insurance of something like Siou.noo.mnj on the exhibits. "DOtPTS" FOR DEUUTANTES, Dos r neglect to make a sensible re inarl; iK'ca uoually. 'I'll in is dilllciill but n c.-wiry. lms i talk art to all urli.l Ik-ciiisc. yon h..pp ii to Uiuiw a ..n t fi,,m a Ui-.u!tn r "Artislong" K-ugi r than you Ihink Do.s'r U- too girlish with other girls. Men liMililu.f on do not, a-, you may Imagine, envy the teelpicnl thuso rapt uroui, hug and hisses. Don'i neglect ti ciiUlvate a legible chirograph.'. This will Impart to your nob's a hlartliug novelty which U likely to lie their ouly Iluvor. Dox'T refer t.si often to your age. It It all very well nt first; but if you are (.till on the e... s t. afU-r several m-hmius. It may W eoiivenieiil and dcslnible to let up u little Don' l forge L If you oru not well Uirn, to talk ineehsuiitly of your ances tors and what "dear old grandmamma" did. Tills iniike ll easy for people to W isM.ured you never had any. D.iN't un. lei take to "leform" and "rest lle" every pale, hcntluif Ittal fello'v who may look iiuullerable things, ant tall, to ton in low tones aWut hlt Wis ekid lit. and ether illillvlilualdclirll, l slle'S .NettspiiM-r. WHICH SHOEFITS YOU 7 Tom-very man who knows more than he tells there are llfty who tell mure than they know.- Atebk-ou HluW. Till: excuse of every man who duet nut mind his own bustuess is thai ho Is trying taulo gts!. Atchison iiolt, Tiik tvliole trouble with some men who gel ahead fust I lh.it it is thu big head that they gel. Yulikers .States man. Tin: man tvl o cmplalns that he It living a le II ii, sin earth Is pretty sun to Is- the chief dignitary lu Ihe premises, liosloii Ti an script. Tin. man who speaks without think ing is sun t i come mil second Wl with Ihe iiimii who Hunks without rI'uking. Somcrtille Journal. Afri II you have fallen Into n pll yon begiu to heur from your friends of the many paths you might have lukeu thai would hate led yuli safely around ll. AUidvm I.I..W. "Oil! m i in mil, hear that roostci crow, lie must hate laid an egg " "'Hi no, my mui, tii. r -.U'r is tury much like Mime un ii -me one else has laid the egg, but (be r.o.Mer iual.es all thu IIOIM-." Phil. I'll Ipl, 1.1 III l old Ttlrsa In I'srlnr lllrrtrlrltr. A very simple apianitus fur obtain ing an eloetrU spark Is inndo by a (lur man pby'slolsl, says thu ArVsnsaw Trntelur. Hound thu center of a com mon lamp-chtiuiitty is pasted n strip of tin foil, anil another strip posttd from one end of the chimney to within a PORCIGNURS OP NOTE. Ma "oi-.tut, the present Trench minister of luian. .-, ls-,;an life an a dr.i'.nai.-r for a ln.U seller. St i I til fnnti Ik . ; slothful, the sul tan is one of thr busiest in.uinrehs In Tur js- II.- p.w.-sse, u wide knowl e 1 re of j,.- ipraphy. of Intci national law and of Kor.ipc aii p ilitlcs. Tin; du'i of Idllahttnr Is n good fid dler He Is also etnsltleretl the hand somest in ,n in U-ndoti, is-iiv- over li feet In hei.;ht, mns-ular In build, ruddy com pics, ion. and regular feotnres. II im HsrKst SAriiK.v, a des.-eiitlant of Nnsie.ur.t Held mnrshul. rich and mini inied. commit Ud suicide recently In DuIiIk In, it se.t.lde resort lit Livo nia. Uvan- "life was bvi monotonous." Pop: I.:u wjis-ly utillies Ihe big, lofty, mid airy rnoni known as his stuily as a summer liedixsmi ami linn his dinner scried there us well He diH-s not believe hi stiilly state apart ments. Mm:. Pirn's new theater nt her Welsh castle is stllil to have oust fT.VI, 00J Nlcolini has been very inueh un noted Is-eause Palll would build this place of amusement, which can never is- made n place to demand admission, Instead of invetlln;r In securities Unit would bring her it sternly income THE FINE ARTS. ' IlotilN' will make the statue of Halted to Is- put iu the place of tho PnlaN Uoy.-tl Tin- death of Marie Cordon, the nlicu beautiful wife of John T linynmud, recalls the fact that the was David Seal's model fur his eelebratt-d picture ot "Mary, ij uce u of SeiiU." Tlil.loaiirK ll. lliiilioti tv, perhaps host I. noun as u painter of Oriental subjects, was among Hie American art ists presented with gold medals at the, International arl exhibition in llerlln. A li l: v t' i ti l l, piece of sculpture from ancient Kphesiis hn reached the Brit ish museum. The relic forms pari of a marble bull, the head lcin,f exquisitely carved, while the llgure of a goddess apH-ars on Ihe bisly, ltls stipisisoil to Ik) '.',000 years old. A isiiiriiviT of tleorgo Washington by (iilbcrl Stuarl has Wen found in the Isle of Man, says a cable to the Ne A York Herald. It purchase for the na tional gallery Is under consideration, but Americans are trying to buy it, 1 In a small full length kii trait. CENSUS MISCELLANY. ' Poi.ici: statlslics nro said to show that there nre 130,000 paiiMrs in Naples. Aixsiiiiumi to exvrl llgures, the ier luancut tramp xipnlntiou of the Culled States tiumbcrs 110,000. Pitci.niis tuv census returns.it Hong Kong show a population of over 'J'JO, 000, an Increase of tlilrty wr eenl. iu ten years. Tin: llrst directory for New York city was published lu 17.Hrt and eontalinul sit) names. The directory for ISUI tsmtains 8711,071 names. TlIK census men found In the I'nlted State 1 l,o,VI,7WI horses; tfllirt,53-J mules; Irt.lllll.riUI eows; Sn.sT.l.rtl'l oxen and cat tle; I.I. I H.l.'iO sheep, ..O,0J,lurt swine. Tin: census resirU the nuinber of communicant of the Itouian Catholic church iu this country ill fi. i.uii, but states Dial Ihe seat Ing cap leilx of ihe eluirehes of this denomination is but 3, 7!U,7',U. THE CELESTIAL EMPIRE. Tin: cuiieror of China Is alllicted with Insomnia. Skvi-.iiaI. thicknesses of pasT pasted together have fmin time immemorial Is-eii found extremely serviceable in China as soles for shoes. ACiiim.si; bunk note of the Ming dy nasty, iiIhiiiI tiles, has U'en presented to the llrltli.li museum, ll Is 300 years older Ihaii the llrst bank note Issued Iu Kurope. I r Is said by a writer for the North China Herald that llcllou among the celestials Is, and always has been, nil lulluence for evil, much condemned by moralist of the Confucian school. Tiii'.iik Is an Immense garden in China that embraces nil area of Ml, 000 square miles. It Is all ineadow laud uud Is tilled with lakes, ponds and canals. Al together it is as large as the slates of New York and PeiiiisylvHiiia combined. TOLD OP ANIMALS. It Is Mild that the aiw and the camel nre tho only ipuidruodx which cannot Mvim. An Ohio man has a colt that Is jet black save It mane, tall and feet, which are milk white. A lien fox guards the barnyard uf a fanner In Duller county, Pa , and the chickens nud geese are ierfectly safu from thieves when he Is around. . Wiikm thu owner of a pet donkey In Jackson, Tenii,, purchased a rival and Installed it on his form the jealous original pet resented the Intrusion by braying so loud that ll hurst a IiIimnI vessel nml died. f A.v Innocent colt nut In Tresno saw a wooden horse lu front of a harness shop, and at once Wciiiiid mscci1 xs itli the Idea that ll was It mother. It was a long time before tills delusion could W overcome. rTIPS Zl.N'0 FUR TIDY HOUSEWIVES. Is usually cleaned with kuro- Seliit. Ir thu color hat Won taken nut of dlks by fruit stains, iiininiiiila will usually restore the color. Om: or two tnbleooiifu!s of moniii addml to a pail of water clean windows Wtter than soup. s in wlll To iimunruN eursits, uiHj them with warm water in which has been poured a few drops of aiuiiiuiiln. ANIMAL WORSHIP. IVrull.tr t'utlouit sutl Supt-rtltliiii of His Aaciiott i:;-illl.till. ui,' of the most singular customs ai.i n r the ancK-iit Kgyptinns was the t..i'.!op of niiimuls. In the lig'-t of in. il -nt days their devotion to th. so -. i .Ml aiiimaU displays tunny libs.: .1 H.c. It was etiushlered a eap.tal crime t. kill any of them voluntarily, the olf u.ler being duly tried and Im mediately evivulcd. If no ibis or hawk was accidentally kilted, the un fortunate cause of Its ilea th was very often put t d -ath by the people itli out the foil lulity of u trial. Should It so h.ipp n that a man found the ear, a s of either of those bint he Would fall upon his klu-es at Its side and loudly call out that lu had found ll dead. Cat-, wer. also bsikeil upon as snared, and nt th - death of a tabby every male Inmate of Its owner's house cut off lui eyebrott. When a dog was huri d each man shaved Ids hend nu t btsly They earned their hawk, eats nud Ai.jn In all war cedllinns, nn,l th m that died w.tj talloil nml prepared for burial at their homes with a much cure ns uo.ild Uc taken with a luininn Win r In addition to threw niilmal and blisls tere sacred bulls, erotHsliles and lh-il!e.. the latter lKlng e;ter.lly ro- ie.l on nceount of Wing e.iiit.L-r -.1 a type f the sun. These eur o is p 'opla nl-o entertained p.-eulinr notions re gard iu- its mode of reproduction, In h.. Ii they trailed analogies tu th movements of lint olh.-r hoav -tily Isslies. One sKcle was dedieal -d to the Mm. niudlier to the iiiimmi aul a th id t i Tlioih or llorino. Many plants wero also looked upon I ns s.i red, tho principal, iv in tvell Uiiottu, Wlug the lotus. In this It iwer the V. 'vpil.ins fuiiii I nn all is oa 1 1 tlio rlslu;: of the sun fisqi' Uu- o-cA.i. fr nil the fact that it blossoms nre throu u iiWtv Cie surface of the water. Pcnch trees ere Microti to the (fr.-ut IIarsiei ales, the gisl of silence - a deity -.apposed to Ik tho saui.) as lloru-., the sou of Sis I. eelis and onloii'.. ilia nenel.i and the IicI1oIisih were Wor shiped nud consecrated to the si u, land the laurel was considered the .noblest of all plantit, Detroit 1'Veo Prosi ,V t nil llorr .. it was it sorry liMikbig luii-tu tlii old man drove up to the railroad crossing I 'anil .nt - I for Hi train t.i p.i w, "Mi ', ia. .ter," sung out tho crossing una. ' a-. 1 1 your home nfi-ai.l of tho lo conn a .-.'" 1 "'liail.'" was the contemptuous iinower; I shed say he wasn't D i you kiiotv that the Inst time I drlv up to a cros-.i-t like this, tho locomotive J tun , I lean olf tho trnoh wh n it Ikuu In si -iit ,,f this Iiims, and rati dann tlno.i;;li Mr. Smeiilin's corn Ueld a mil.- a iiiiiiute' 'TraldV tvell, ef yon wui.t t v. uleh a treat you J ist u'.tliun ! we liott this law dou'l kcer n (turn f r no t.x- "iioilte that ever inn on cold Iron, tto, llucephnliikl"--Dcliolt 1'ico Press. I i, (U-r,illi In I'lliil Out. A sin id m.iii with his arm i full of glass Jars slopped at a street corner on the wesl side yesterday morning tu resit "Hullo, Morouin!" said nn acquain tance who happened along. "What nisi you going to do with all those?" "Put up peaches," replied- the small man. "And Tin getting allllrcd tired of It. We've gut a cellar half full o' canned peaches already. Thu jars cost like thunder, too. Hud to pay a dollar sud a half a dozen fur these." "What are peaches worth now?" And Mr, Moreuin, express messenger on the (iraliall ,t Holdfast line, repli d that he W blamed if lie knew, he hn lu't I ought a peach this summer. Chicago Tribune. Xl'lir KIliU t.utf, lltr 'iillliHttr. ,ings have Won declared lo be "lov rs of low company;" and thin maxim. Is- .,:cs the reason sometime assigned for It. t i . thai they meet uith Ii s oji IHmitioii to their wills from such per i.oiis, will, we huswct, be found to turn lit la .ton thu eoiisidernliuii that they ids., there meet with more syinput'iy In their tastes. The mint Ignorant and thoughtless have the greatest admira tion of Hie baubles, the nulvviinl syin Uds of Mitnp nud jiovtcr, thu sound nud show, which uiu the habitual de light and mighty prerogative of king .. 'I he i.ttipldenl slave worshipj thu gaild l -si tyruut--N. Y. Ledger, rratiil.Mi out. Ilurul Alitor -What did you do with that article of mine denouncing prie. II, -!its and prie-llghter? I saut it in liver a week ago. loreuian It's bean crowded out right along, but I guuos there'll bo room for ll to.iil,ht I'm - just leave It out for a few day h longer, a week or two." "iiol pleuty of room now." "Never iniiiil. Just leave It out, PR lill up with something else. Um fu t I-.. I uiiderstand Mr. John 1 Sulllva:i h in town." liiMxl News. A SUmlsr ltrisll,nl. "Is It true," asked the reportor, "that j-.ui have promised to vote for the puna, age of the lull granting a f.iiiielilnj Ui lh iio leu Utile and l'alr I'rollt (lu. Coi.q any '.'" " I have mnilo no such promise, lr." "As lo that story, then, you niilhor-Im- me to say there Is nothing lu It?" "Not a cent, idrl Not a blamed rent!" promptly responded tho uldor-ina-.i from tho 'Steonth Ward, with a look of i-xtr.'ine disgust on his faoo. Chicago i'l ibiiiie. A little tallow well rubWul lu will Ileal a small out In twulvn hours. Tor children, uhonro lu variably cutting thulr flnguist, Isilng seralohM by the oat, or lisvlug llttlu calloused wounds It Is lit valuable, s .... - . . j Xs . '0 .- fs.' -s ' . 7t' ,' . -'V s ; s' !5V-,' M'Sf' 4- c