Bi Viw for the Stock man, .Merchant and Miner. n "D A 11 77 e Paper for (he Farm, I he Workshop and he q Home. I 'olumc .V. cv,rmv tvrr, gjunt county, oiwaox, thuhsiuy. no -km nun jj. isvi. Number i4. HIE YYTT1VT NEWS UU U 1 JL I THU KU I1KAKT 1'I.OWIIH. HY t.l'TE WII.CO.V. No traveler in New Mtsirn 1ms failed ti look ilh nvte nml wonder hjkmi Starvation lVnk, which raises !U vein rable head on tire east aide foot through nn almost unexplored full It doori not c,row on any other region to reach his Html Held of In- mountain in nil New Mexico, but Iwr. liliMins hero year nftor iwar, nnd al- . . 1 . f A. .It ' , . . rnuro una onen took long pilgrim- wny.n in ino niui-suminer, nn yon ' Rei into tin- coiinlrv, and i said tlmt he wns in M'tirch many of the l-filh.,1- t,,hl ,tt,,l utili.i.n uilo... ..').!, .1. , ....... K" " 'K nini-i ..,.., ! Coronado had told nlxnit nnd which of lite (ki IVeo. om twenty miles , nre livlicved, even ti thin day, t h distant from I.na Vga.. Hernnl i hid in thwo grout inountaini. Hut Spring, famoua ever inco tho M)I- J one day (juol Father l.uis left the. diem of Coronado camed iKwidc littlo mission never to return, their clear water, lie at the bnse of j "IVdro left the mission hy stealth Starvation IVak, while old .San ( mmii ofter, ami did not return until Miguel i to i,e ntt (Hi the other i late in tiie unv. I'nilro hum was ride, across the San IVcos. Tire Jk geta it niiggeMivo name from n thrilling ronllict in the early set tlcrtHiiit of New Mexirtt. when some SHJO Axlcc natives were driven by llietr onemien to itit barren summit, where they remained until they Urrel, their foes guarding the -j m 1 1 tho while lest thoy should oscnKi. There nre ninny trcculiar charms about this mount of carnal legend, it stands out l'olilly on the high plateau, indeiendcnt of thu neigh- iHirin rnngea, nnI trom nil direc tion It presents to view one of tho inoit etriking landinarkn in the Itocky .Moiintnin system. Tho cone i almost jx-rfeetly round at its orown. the battlements ot which aro K)rwndiculur, except at ono oint on tho south aide, where ascent may bo Hindu by tedious climbing, one yoing Up at a time. Thu top id n table-land, jnirfictly lint ami con taining fifteen acres, as I should judge. It is many hundred feet from I5ernnl Springs to tho summit of Starvation IVak. On the sIors of tho mountain then; grows u stunted forest of native pinoiist which mark thoir tiniUr liiA! where the perien (licular granite walls begin. Several years ago, while enjoying a vacation from olliee dutv on a dailv newsjmiMT at Las Vegas, I iniufo the nhcent of this natural monument, having for my guido a young half-breed Mexican, whom I engaged nt th" old Mission of San .Migual. I le was more thnn ordinari ly intelligent and wholly trust worthy. On tho ajwx of the peak my eyo full upon n small, peculiar l'.ower tlmt bloomed in a cleft of the rocks, directly under tho cross which had been erected there in years gone by to mark a consecrated sjkjI. It was a tiny white (lower with a crimson center, shaped like a heart the only sign of vegetation that could be seen there. Instinctively I reached out my hand to pluck one of them, to ex amine it for it was a curiosity to mo wher my companion exclaim ed excitedly in Spanish: "KsiK-re! Do not touch it! Do not pull it! It is b.id luck. Don't you know? but no, you do not! Much rather put your banc in fiery furnace than touch tho drop of blood from the heart of the holy father. No, you do not know the tilery." 'Indeed, I do not," I replied. "Toll it to ino." And far up there in the cool breezes of the zenith, on tlmt mid-summer dnv, my guide told me, in his quaint way, the bituplu tradition of tho peak on which we stood and tho littlo llower witli its crimson heart. "It was the priest, good I'adre de Vergurn, n faithful friar of tho order of St. Francis rest to his soul! who founded our mission of San Miguel, down there on the banks of tho Uio l'ecos. lie enme from Za un toma in 1'M with Don Juan de Onttle, one of the earliest Spanish oxplorers. After establishing tho mission, the good padre passed on with Onate. but they left a small hum! of soldiers there to guard the church, nnd tho mission prospered. "At last there came from tho City of Mexico another band of Krnncis onm, nnd with them more soldiers. They went to work with great zeal to make more converts among tho peaceable Pueblo Indians, and boon many wero set to work and taught to till ami irrigatu the bottom lauds of the Pecos down there. They missed the wild liberty they had lteon used to, and one day there was n great "revolt, which resulted in k much bloodshed and utmost in the destruction of thu mission of Sun Miguel. 'The leading spirit among thu discontented converts was ouo named, nt his baptism, Pedro, lie was darker in color, heavier built and more vicious than any other man in the colony. His sharp houeil dagger had more than once lwiii plunged in human llesh. and, whilo ho was recognized as their londer, the other Indians all feared him as a reptile. "I'ndre l.uis was ono of tho most sincere and devout of those who had fui'wl tin dangers of tho deep to come from fnr-olf Hjiniu, ami had jwiruoytat tltouMtuls of Iwiguod on , missing, and inquiry was made of the other fathers and of the captain of the guard among the Indians. At Inst they found the vicious Pedro nnd saw fresh blood on his hands and on Iih serajsi. " 'How came it there?' thev nsked. DKlliKS AND CANNKK1KS. see it now. Several have tried to plant it in other soils, but it will not crow, and ho who tries to make 11 ! .11 I me ciiiiMeui oi ino ueari oiood oi mo ' none and pnure insom simpiy 10 please the eye has bad luck ever after. Senor vou now have the .story of the rod heart llower that bloom's jerennially on Starvation eak. THltY WANT TH!-: KOAU. The llariuy county Hoard of Trade is in favor uf a railroad to de velop the country, as the following from the Items, will show: "J. Nat lludpou. one of the Vico presidents of the Hoard, addrcsxed I killed a bulUtlo calf,' answer-j the meeting on the subject of nearer ed Pedro, sullenlv " 'Where is the skin and merit?' nsked lliecnptain. 'His arrows will Iks red with blood bring thorn,' ho commanded. "No fresh blood mark was ukiii the arrow heads, and Pedro was put in a guarded cave till the morn. "At early break of day a squad of soldiers took Pedro and three friend ly Indian trailers and followed the tracks which Pedro had made. The railway communication, and stnike ot the Sumpter valley railway as alfording the most probable relief from our prcwiit iscl.ttcd condition. Mr. Hudon was ap;ointcd as a committee of one to confer with the owners of that road on the subject and report to the Umrd. Th" following resolution was then unanimously adopted: V ti Kit k a Harney valley contains the largest area of level agricultural .Mr. .!..!.( iroom, iixrinteiident of thu Kugene cannety. at Kiigeno, Oregon, anys ho can "produce the best drier in the state, nnd can fur ninh cstimato on litlini; im can- iriers, tmunir sot tin, i i . . . . nun oonuei n greni many in tins statu and California. As an ox uinjilo of such facts, he refers to tho Kiigcno cannery nnd dnur which wns complelcd Inst April and commenced biiHiuei on the 'JOth of that mouth. The building is oOxlftl) and two slorie high ami containing tho latent improvcI ilrior. Tho capacity in otltons or tiny ineliiding drying and canning. Forty thousand pound can bo put on the drier nt once. Theeutiuorv has time far thu mh-oii put up in ESQUIMAU SOCIETY. IIoit It, (iruwt nn. I IlirUrt Anion lh l'nilB of (Irvriil.m.l. Iir. N.iiii ii rtAtl an tnu-ri'iitliii; jixr on t)i lU.nilniaui tn Uin AiitliruMliyl enl iNviUm of ttio M Uh AimmIsUou. In lIuKlitlv illolxltiiiHt anv VmiHl stcnoquachic dulls. eJn.ifniiihmiH.l.vr. nml i-oiiniitni 1,1, I 'Kl'li..- remark U ft few tnel nnMig tint ino ana eiiitutiM of tint Ktinilmaui t.lmlllnK' hH otnervatlum U tint in hnltltftttM of (Jri'eiiUii.l, miiiiii of wliom ho iremitI. cuiim originally frttn .trtli Amerloa, lie tllMM tliem lnli tttt c!i, clvtlli.,1 anJ unrh IIIiihI, fxiiliiH.-t a nHilnttn of tliolr plctur 'iui iHMtiinni4 an J tli.TlUsl their oie toni ami miKlit nf llfit. mi'iilluncl that the jtooplo In unit jxtrt of tint coun try limit tHti yours to Juiirnoy to ttio nonrtmt ntervlinnt n alitt anil two yeant lit return I lie mipln hail no urllton U, lint they Hero onli-rly and law aliMlnir. 'Hie intern lliiltn.uir hail warmer alotlitM than tho Wcdturn lUMulnmux, whero many of them hail nolltlng on a iHirUuu uf tho lee. The tracks letl up through tho ninons land w ithin the state of Oregon and there to this very tqtot here on thej Harney county contains at this time mountain lop. Pedro became great- over six millions of acres of vacant lv alarmed, and had to be dragged along. I'p the tracks led. They find more footprints, and see! they were made by the sandals of the priest. They, too, lead up this way over tumblers, through brush, but ever up and to the top of the mount ain. "At last they reach the lop and look around. What is that thev Mct Hush! It is Padre l.uis at prayer alone fin this very sK)t, as near as mortal man can get to Heaven. Ho kneels there, his hands clasjied before him, his head rohting on a cold, hard rock. Do not dis turb him, soldiers, in his holy med itations and supplications, as his spirit reaches up to the Father of all. "Hut how still ho is! No move ment, nothing but the quiet roKso in prayer do the soldiers see. "The captain approaches reveren tially, but appreheiiBively. What! dead? No, no, do not say so! Yes, dead there on the mount, and as in animate as the rock iqion which his head is pillowed. "What is this? And this? It is a knife, and a bone one, red with the heart blood of good father l.uis. Oh. horror! he had been murdered! "The Indian Pedro stcod tremb ling like an nepen leaf, and as his eve loll on tlio tell-tale ilageer lie tore himself from his captors and sprang forward to socure the mur derous weapon, but leealls the awful scene of the day before and falls on his face. "A sudden cry of terror passed his lips. The oisonous fangs of a rattlesnake that lies quiet and blind as they all do at mid-summer, have pierced Pedro's llesh at tho wrist. I !u liounds backward a step. His foot strikes a lolling stone, and with a shriek of agoiiuing despair he goes over the duy precipice. Wildly grasping at the empty air he goes down, down, down. "Look! is the assassin a tdincles mass on the cruel rocks below? No, he strikes on a ledge and is held there by a ointed crag half way down the face of the chlf. And we! the mangled ImkIv is lying close be side a vulture's nest. Thus (!od avenges the death of his minister. tenderly tho IhmIv of the dead jmdro is taken down to the mission bv the government land oen to and lit for settlement, and WiiKKi:an, the wealth ami resour ces of this vast country are compar atively little known to other tortious of the world, and Wiihu: ts, the one great need of tliii valley is railroad and telegraph ic communication, and WimtKAS, the Sumpter Valley railway has recently been construct ed to a nearer point to the great Harney valley than any other road and we therefore look with hojxi to the further ex tension of said road to this valley. Therefore be it Mksoi.vkd, that we earnestly in vite the attention of the owners of said railwav to the advantage to them as weil as us of extending their road to Harney valley, and to that end wo oiler, at any date they mav select, to meet them at MclCwen and take them at our own exiienso on a trip to Harney countv that thev may see utir business interests and resources and be thereby in duced to extend their road to this county and valley. liLUCTKlCITY CUKliS DISKASKS. peaches aUnit HU,tH)U lb and have ! '""" ,rU M,,r" u",lr "! loo-"', ami canned lot) tons or other fruits. It has been a ery fair season, and a groat amount of new laud has been seeded. The quality of fruit this year is of line flavor and tho goods bring gmxl prices and arts considered the best brand of goods handled hy the cannery agents in Portland. .Mr. (iiifin is willing at all times to furnish estimates a above stated, by addressing him nt ( ntario, California. rio and buried in the garden. Vou pnti rii'it litM errtvi Outre now. for it in still kent ereen bv thu faithful ones '. ' ""bio chronic, acute at San Miguel. ' "Kind senor, if you will take this rope and go gently to tho edge of the cliff, you can see tho skeleton of Pedro, still on the ledge bv tho vul ture's iient. The Ihuics stiil lie there Stubborn Diseases Yield to SViltful Treatment by Dr. Darrin. It is a positive fact that the art of curing diseases by electricity is revolutionising the practice of med icine, n i show n by the following testimonial which sjioaks for itself: Kemaikablc Cure of Deafness, To whom it may concern: For years l have been troubled with chronic catarrh. So troublesome bad it become that I could scarcely breathe through my nose; had en tirely lost sense of smell, and I bo- jcauie almost totally deaf, accouipa inied with ringing noises in my ears. After a course of electric and surgi en I treatment by Dr. Daoriu I am ! iierfeetly cured of mv deafness and biutiig noises. Hefer to me at Kalama, Wash. Jas I'i.a.n.naoan. Dr. Darriu continues to treat all classes, the rich and oor alike, free of clurge, at his olliee, 70J Wash ington street, Portland, Oregon. The Normandy, Seattle, Wash., from 10 to ll a. m., to h p. m. at half his former prices. He gives free and confidential examinations to all at the olliee or bv letter. He treats all and private diseases with electricity and medi cines when required. An exchange sas that two young men of liVn.t, Nov., S.I and 7tt years icsiieetiilv, ran nwiiy from their children and wero mar ried. It is a grent foil it try ovor there In iSevndii, to invigoratu young chaps like that. -Mr. YuuitKtirl.li -"lluw doort your l.toaVfml ult you this inuruintf, itar lliitf?" Mr. Younifbrl l.t - Jutl right! I li'll jou, Annlo, It may Ik (iltlnlnn, but I am fully fond of raltn llor." Mm. Yountflirl-ie "Mo ami. thitt't you think, (iiir't. It Mouid Im real nloo and eeo nmiilenl to keep n c-alf, then mo ran hare rutf liver for breakfast oory morn Inn"'" America. hrrr't lllturi.t Mi olMmiln Colorado Is one of tlto hintea uWroln tho "wtrret ilUotvu" tloiirlsliivi. Hun dreds of thorn are gnnuM In Arnrmhoo County Mono eii.li vrur. Instead of iwklii)f to nU'tii the flrkHl, the I.efe'WItl ture evrry Hoaaton Iiutimhi h il.s volume, until tho "KiH-ret dhuree" til Culorndo in .y now 1m aaid to havo aaauttusl Uio aimeietlon.H of a torrent. A ('rliii'l-!) rur Ihirmi, One of tint must un i ,. nieu-rlcs In tho United HUti in lnal at Hlu-.Mliiittl lUy, Iii Uland, tho Imi.-il i;rund fir niitiHl Ur . It tvua usuiti.u.ii ,1 t,va vari ajf.i, and to tlio bh.1 of thu llrst ear ltlrv llutLnl ruivr hud f.'iind b r.iuii-i .o within Us i) i!et iir.Miiiot. Tlio ini"t In qj-.ll,u tteri) l,uc-ky II.. IK-.tr H up ii.i l I'.jrtcr Asln' S Vim As lu ri" f o, it,,, i.i;u,n..n bruit s wi.teh n mil Ittr.f ii.iutl. il .lav mnl ilto tvimout uiakiinr " U-iut rr. urJ I rum 1 wtll bo u'.v.-mni i tj Ih.i lit.,.r mtr ). of 111 i cku1iio u,tli-ri Hi' ,1 biiton lUirt'ii Islat.d, VThleU is n, ti.u unii, ilmte vu'inliy. The mvr barul Kruud U Utuuli fully ili'iKirutiil with fluvvi-rs unit shruli bry, nnd suitnblo h.t.uft,Mie-i muU the lai t I't'stlnR pUccs of tho king" and noons uf thu turf The Chinese jiopulation of Fres no county, Cul., uro becoming alarmed at the turn of events in in the bright sunlight, preserved by tlmt iwirt of the state. A few days the puroairoftho Monteuina land." railroad coiupanv ilischarg 1 ditlnsdirectcl and sure enough I 7 tlJm. of l)0 fcUCl'jo- ,,, nf,, saw what appeared to be the bones (,,,, u OI i. Illlllltlll IHJIl , Ollb, Ull I'lllllll my field glasses to bear upon the sM)t, I saw that it ws only the out cropping of a stratum of light col ored granite. Hut the vulture's nost was there all right, as described. "Hut tho littlo white (lower with -what of it?" of which, on Satnrdry night last, tho whole of Chinatown at -Med era was destroyed by tiro, Kvidontly the "Chinese unist go" down there. the carmine heart I asked of Sanchez. "I will tell you," he replied.! "Padre l.uis was beloved dearly by many of the simple mission Indians and when iMsaco was restored thev! often made journeys to this siiot to. ... awT'T"" i i ,ay for the' re,s,ao of tla-ir good , , is Mny lute, a pnng lady preceptor's soul. Thry found here of '''" 'Mloll- WUMl 10 1,wl' in tho onrlv fall of the yonr this lit- t'"'" '' !' "ow b"y tie llower, growing from tho very 1 tliu arms of .Morphoiu loo duys Onions are iui)ortcd into tho I'nitcd States from Kgypt. Thoy are small and of inferior quality hut can bo bought so cheaply in F.gypt that large quantities aro im ported anil sold for low pricos in Now Vork. rook whoroon this missionary's blood nnd is still sleeping. TIik sIib nr Mi...." A "Uo" In n cat is mi Inch, In uudor wvur lint name-; In . m. Inol, ; In cvl 1,1 r u Ii.iK iui-h, In tt shirt 11 half in. h ; iu luuts o io tm h ; lit yluvt's onu fourth uf an Inch, uud iu luU oao-oia-hlli ul uu inch. DAN REMEMBERED HIM. llur.1 lt.r,lliUr 4 rrlrtlil linlii Hi. IIhk .Nut S.m II tor tiMC. Taverner tills i,',K"l atry tn Ul" lltMUin I'll-, i iirj. f iln subjoel of uieiuory In horv s I li.tj r mil to Im the vsIIiiomh of uu mi l act-lie tho other da) whloh, when rocoutiUsl. may jaKtaihly ainuao the ri'ajer. One if thoo nut In frtoiuent, but I mu.it i -.lib u-i.ally fie tltlous neeesaltiea had uiUru wttleh Uke ii,- u a Ul l -on this un-iskM to u Iiirire eaUibliBhiui-lit In the tU-imty of Ch.inlim street. It mat almut th'o u'cl.a k In tho :ifl. riioon uud variuua ,- nili with aUirtlnK for home, mieuirf them u mini nnd woman who bud u n-uisrkably Inlelllrfciil-lotikiiiK r..y Imme. dual ai ho Imuran tn trot down tin- lane by which thu atablo U roAcliiil from tin street, n stout "turty" who, I uotieiil, hiul leim ualehlnir tho gray er luu ntly, ami' lenly t-ritil out In a l u-l t.-re: "Itan, don't you want pb-co if euk.-V" The horse atoiHsl abort, prlrki-d ii) hUt-urs. linikisl nrouud and utu-rod a faint whinny of roootfiililou unit iiMx-ut; nor would lie Ku oil until the stout le in had i-iiiiin fiirtMirtl nnd ei. lamed his inter-ferem-o. 1 1 niored tii jt aoti-rul yenr beforo ho liatl bruii(fht tho homo (roui Vermont, u hem ho had owned liim fftr Homo 1 1 1 1 1 -. and a the boost wa mr tlmilnrly iliK-ilo ho had Uu(ht htm the true henso of the iiui-all hi, the auddon nsklni,' ( which brought tho uniimtl to a abindatlll. It la weil known that horMN never forjfut a -raun or jdai-e, nnd M-nrt-ely an event. No matu-r byw much tlmo bus el4;twsl or ho-.v greatly the homo may havo ch.iiiyd In dixi tioii, one wont from a former maatt-r will oaUibllah lniliietllaU-ly tho old relutlou botwiKin thnin. A UhIi-i Niiiul-orr. "(iotst eviiiintf. Mr. Stick by, you roully must tximn tu wmi mo again aotnu tlmo." "IJr, but I wuso't tfolut; qulto yot, MUs Ka." "OJi. I tog yonr jsir dent Yuii Ki'Morelly do ga, you kuow, after nn hour's btUitce." It was tleil uit Into a hlch knot to sIhih that thoy went ready for marriage. When an liuiiii.ni man fell In love tlh a woman lie dtd not and our (wxsion.ito utlorani-et Into her ear he ini-ly l.stk her by the hair if the bond ami ilniiNf.M or pulled lo r to his hut of eourw-a unman In tlreenland must. R In ail other taoo, irt-teud not to like ll. The women worn not consider,-.! well edm-aiiil If they did net run bu-k home two or thriH-tlun'i, after b.-lnt; dnnf(-nd ntsay. If they ran away too often the men did not llko it. Them li tint ous. of a man golni; ovor and over again to dra? the girl of hlx uholco to his hut, but aho nlwaja run Imnk. lie desisted f. some tlmt-, and nK'i In trliil. Tho girl's frii-nd mw h I m in the distance, and they )init-cl,t her at her rfiUat. lie wont away without her, nnd the next day aho was mtsalugnho hid t,-ono li. comfort her brokun-hoiirtod lexer. The luisbnnd's labor was on lhi-eu, and after tho tjanio wuaenui'ht the women liiked nfl-r It. I he men In tin- limine wore, as a rulo, very laiy they did nothing but eat and look after their weaisina. The women were atwnya workiat either newlntr, aiilnnlnjf, making etothes or busy tn household work They lmikt-d Well after their children, uf whom the) wero very fond. The men, as n rule, married early ,is sin as they could eateh nuU enough to provide for a wife and family. I ho rous.ms they gave fm marrying were to late the skins of Uu eaU attended to and to keep tin cannon in oruer - or course, lliero wen other reasons. ll very ofu-ii happened that gin caienera on tlio lit 00.1st had twi wlvft. (sim of more than two wlim were not known The reason gheit fur inon- iiiuii onu who was th.it out wife euiild Hot prepnru the skins tho seals eaiight, and also tint two women had to 1st until to pull th InuiL SoiiittUnies oiin wife, when sli I'oiiia not manage the work uud tie house, ski-d her husband lo t.lk. another wife. Iluabnnd nnd wife ill not kl-is, l.lll H.ilut'nl by pressing nose I'arents neter punUlnil it-. ir 1 1 1 1 : . t - - and no never heart! n Us-iulmau apeak angrily lo lilt children. In a pi to of Hit the youngsteni U-havtsl very well A mother sucklisl her child two years llo had ni-eu a strapping lllllo fellow eating bread, ntandlug by bis mother i lap and taking llutd from tho maternal fount, toung girls very often got small kntieit and learned how to pre paro skin. This was tery luiKirtant to the young women, as they had to man ago tho cutting of tlio skins. The young boys were also taught to catch seals. 1 hero wero. of con mo, wnuk children, deformed ones, and those who lost their mothers. These were usually thrown outside of tho house or Into the sen. This was, of course, a very go. utrnngeuinut, but ruthorcruel from their tsilnt of view. This prnctlco was In iIuIkimI In In order to get as strong Iniya anil children as "lble. HiMpltallty InliriH'iilaiid was greater thai1 anywhere else.--Minburgh .VoUin.in. "A LITTLE NONSENSE." -Ptrat Moth --"Are you there, niilgh Istr?" StHHind Moth "Yes; how do I look In this now lire suit?" Youker.s KlnUwiunu. - "Can you forgive mo and lovo tun still,' aald the new-iimdo bride, "when I contoKs that my teeth are artlilcUlT ' I hank tied," cried the griMim, as be matched ott his jwriwlg, "now I can sl my head!" -Toiu Mf tings. - Drexlen I'rofeswor (traveling In rur. where tho ooutonu of n Isitllo In bli neighbor's valiso aro dropping on him from tlio rack over bis hiuull bag jour portion, but would you kindly just put the cork Into thai hut llo till lean gel lime to open my uuibrelli'.''' J-'Iltt-gentle Illaetler. Tho following wan overheard lo. tweeu a Columbia student and his Iswt girl. "()li, Will, what loiely Honors. They look as If they had Just boon gathered. by, thure Is a llttto dew us,n them." Will (slightly omlur raiMHsll "Not a coat, I assure you; nut a colli." -Mall and IU press. - -Tout-hod a tender chonl. Trump "Kind lady, will you give mo some thing to eat?" Lady "No haie some phoppi left over from breukfust. Vou 6unh.nollu.se." Tramp (with a scorn ful hsik) "Kxrusii me; they are a littlo too suggestive of tho uim1 pile, 1 couldn't take any comfort eating 'tun." - Kearney Kntorprlsn. --"A young man w ho wants U) stirx-etsj In life should let cards alone," said the old gentleman to his sun. "Yes, sir; hutupsMoa Jack it o-oitst for live dollars, and )ou had Jack high, what would you do?" "tJm,"nutd tint loner able ain, us he mcratchwl his oar, "I nuulil UI1 lot oard aluutj. I'd stand tl and bti tho limit" MershaniTrav Our. . . . sums Thai .tin ti lu . St.ii.Unl .. I'll.illns .(llll.. IlluntUis. Hliuv Ib.t mistakes of Moses uo class of -op)o has mudit such svulmr and ludl ct.-us ermrs as Iho slcnegraphers, when )oulko lulu iviKldorultuu llieir ceiieial and cleverness. A iiruoilneul Trcusury oflh-UI gives tho 'Tslkini; llu ehiuo" ot tho Wushluglon l'ost tho bom-ai of soverul whU-h havo boeii of recent cs-ur n-niM In his union. lU-ing In a hurry for certain st-lut plum he ili.-tntcd a Idler to the lithographer, mui-stliig In in in rush the work as spi-ssli!) ss sisiblniit forward It to tho Tn-asury In n Knot wugou. Tint stoncTstdii-r brought III his t)' wrinen letter lu n fow minutes, and his cnu f glanced It over. "You have this wrong," said he. "I told you to write that Iho pluus wero lo bo sent upiuu-Knoi wagon.'" "That Is wlmt i undrrsloo.1 you to say, sir I have written thai they wero lo bo de livered in mini wagon." "Ilul 1 said 'a Knox wagon.' "An, )e, ccrluinly, 'an oi wagon."' ro pl.iil the piuil.sl slim I linud writer "I I fiur I .l.-u't see clearly what you n ml fall It unii, sir 1 am tpillo sure I took you ao cunileli " ' I'erlmpi 1 might huve inado myself Isit ler understood," ressndel Iho chief, "If I had s.ild Unit Uio plans were to Imi foruurtl rtl lo tint Treusury liy ono of Air. Knox's eipn-ss wnguns " Tlio tiliforlunalit )oung man blushed to llie iistw of his hslr, but his oilH-rleuoti tun not save liim from failles- Into a stHsuul phonetic pit wlitiln u fortnight. A iviiuiu Jniiiig luu ul eniis-r was sin-long prt-ferment, uud us a step toward lint ge.it of bis ili-sires was tiling strong Iniliirseint-nts from vnrl eui ipmrlers Among ethers to whom hi nppl.i il whs tho Trcuiury erilciul The lut knew tho jilting eflli-er us a tlulgt-ut. suiilious gcntleiiiun of linn ubCitlcs and nt Uu, incuts lie resolml to give lilin in w arm isiiiitneiiilutiolis us txssllilp Tutnlne to lint sleneiiiuplit-r Uio unicial dlctulcil l eulogistic letter to Uu- proer illrecllnn, nml nn-tiiiiiiiisl his suliject us huviiig ls-en on in timate fisitiug ul Hut house of tho corn mamlunt of one of llie I'tslcral navy yards. When tho letter was handed In fur his signature, Ju.lgo of llie eniclul's horror w ben ho rood lu the midst uf uu othtnwlse coitlu! mid satlsfuctory lellor tho follow nig siut iiiug scnieucc : He is eu Intimate footing at the nmiiiimi dunce house, whero 1 havo mot hlui fro- ijueollv Thai letter was revised lu a hurry The same succession of coufusutile wonts placeil a t ashmgleii hidv of high s.-iul stuiulliig In uu riuiHiiTitssliig sisliion Mio was tlsii.nr Iho family of the coniuiiitiilunt ef Iho CharlDstown iuivy)urit In llostou harlsir. Hl,o went shoimg one iluv with the Coinmuiiituul's ibiugliter. After uiak lug her puieliiiso ul one of thu blgdrt-gissls tores oi ll usrimgtoii street sbo tltrtvliHl tlio clerk l- have llicm soul lo her mbltcss, Coinmundiinl's bouse, C'hiirlostowu navy )urd. "W-wherol" ask ml tho clerk. "Commandant's house, Clmrlcstown now yartl " They look like ladles," muttensl the clerk under his brt-alh. "Did 1 understand you tossy coinuun tlanco-house, Churloston usvy yartl I" "Yes," iiustrurcd tho lady, luipatientl) "Have them sent ut once." The purchases came, and tho driver of the delivery wugon succeoitr-il lu placing llicm williout much trouble, but they wore aililresstsl to Mrs. Illank. Coinniou llunco lloi.se, Ctiurlesion, Navy Yurtl " Hhe sill, nr.-serves the ls h.l unh the udilress on i'. nml snows ll to n seiiH i lew ul n. Uil I r i 1 1 . 1 h . The siiiuo ofllclal Is resiulblo fur tb uieiiner story : 1 was ut in) desk a few mornings ng, when n lull, or luugh lis. king liiillvldiiu wulscd lu anil sulil : ' (io. murulnif " 1 r ;i.li d to Ins greeting nml uskisl linn to 1. .erttml. 1 workad sleudliy ulieud until I i. nml n place lo imum, ilicu turned en lilin with uu interrogation luut lu each 0)o lie tisik his lis. t out of his hat and said : "I'vo count lo Inkii u plueo." "Wl ul piu. el',' "Tuke a piued ns ik-hl house keeiMtr l'i- never kept ll llk-hl house, but that'll Jest ulsiulsull me, so l'vo coino to lull vo I'd uko one. It don't uiuko much d.lTuioniw wl.ur. I seed cr ulvurilsmnent, nml i-uiue right to huailiiuurluis 'slid of golti' titter ugents " II in' lluiujou tho udvorUsetiniul wilh )etil ' ' Kartln " Tlio visitor reached i,lo his tfH-kot am puled out a impy of ihul uiuinuig's I'os. roiuiing to u corlulii ssil lio said : "i nnr lis." Thu oniciul liaik.td nml nsul auuuii n SIIIUll U.llll. I.lghl boUSSklS-ts-IS llul.l. , Apply, "etc It wus un udvorll.eniei.i t, fumllics who wiiulisl lo ilu light liuu.nLu. nig. cahryinq their young. How W.imlavuaks Crrf Tltrlr Onsprlll rrutti Oii I'Usm In Aituthar. Ono of tho most Interesting tmlH atsHil tint w.H.Usx-k Is tho fact ot IU ikv i easloually oouvoylng lU young through Uio air, w lili-h Is dono by only ouo or two other hints. This Is no recent dis covery. The fact w as k now u as early ns tht mlildlo of last century, though (111-ts-rt Whllo rightly surmlMHl that tluvso oliseriers worn mistaken who fancied Iho young went convoyed ulthor by or In tint bill. It Is Just an erroneous, howeier, to substitute the clawn, as soinn littlo done. The truth Is that, when tho parent blnl wishes to convoy her young ono fnuii a plvo of danger tonne of safely, the tiny thing Is gently pressisl U-twinin tho feet and agatast the breast, tho aid of tho bill tsdhg nt sorlisl to only when the bunion has Intuit hastily taken up. In this woy tho whole ot the brtnsl Is sometimes reiuoiitt tram one part of a tnl to another when tho Idnls hum ln-en inuch dlsturtnnl. On this snlijKt there is ait Interesting nolo III "l.ajs of tho Door rorest," by tho brothers St.tart: "Ono morning sitting on a gray stone, t saw a dark; eye which uasflxml u hiu mini) fmm the Insl of b-aies Intfcro tue, when suddenly tint little brown head of a young wmnlem-k n-epinl out from tho feathera of tho old one s breast, uttering thai plaintive cry for whlrh language has no sign. Thuro wero two merit young woods'ka, nnd to relieve tho anilely of the MitdVr, I left her. Near tho place whero 1 found her them was a soil, green strip, such ns wisnlmn-ks loin, ,d no duuhl thnl the family would 1m there noil day; and as I passed near I turntsl aside lo sen what thoy wero doing. I'nm a dry Imnk half way down tho brae, I aliuiwl stum bled liter a blnl, which new at my foots and as ll d .tried through tho trees J saw that It had something lu Its claws, and at tho same time 1 heanl tho plaintive cry of young wtmdcooks just under my feet. I lookml down there wero two; and I thought a hawk had carried olt the thlnt, and ntrhaps killml the mother. This, howeier, 1 found on following tho blnl. was the old woodcock, which, Isdng Itushtsl again suddenly, af ter a low Might of only a few yanls dropHnl what It was currying: -her own young wisslcisik." I his trait may 1m conflrmtsl by any onu who will look out tho blnl In iM haunts, and Is all tho morn interesting as It seems to lm all ucutn-d mm, Tint blnl Is In no way adapted lo lranssirt Its young through tho air. Thu Uulo man's Magailuo. AN EDITOR'S TALK. 1 Hit Tvlls IVhnl N silica ,r. I'.ipiil.r .liiioiiK Nii.t-stlrd IJIrrnrr IVoinsu. An Old Alitor: I wonder If any woman ever liked herown name? When I was In the harness I us.nl u havo to rend all tho manuscript that onimi to tint oltlco. Most of our contributor!! went women. Women, I ham sometimes thought, aro naturally Incllntnl to litera ture. I never knew one who didn't drift Into writing for the press If aim bud tho slightest oueOUragomot.L And when limy tsigln to wrllo of course tho llrsl thing they do Is to selin-l a hum do plume. These unsullied names used lo RUNNING FOR OfFICE. Id nil lbidc muni l-rorredlnc ll Voiil Uncord I. l (ii-nl. Up In my eobiilii, ' ,,i. u (.'uiigri-ssinari lo u Wuslilnglon Tost retsirler, "Ibero Is si old chap who iltes on u f ui lit Ihroc ml e out ll Is ii lino farm uud old lloiei hus a tidy wniiy put by. Ilul hu has uu evei w celling umbl ion In bo n :l,nol.in li.i fall ho was hoiniunlisl for isiumy surveyor As soon ns the uoiulnnliou Wus made hi proccodiN.1 to Mil uphuilseif uud lhacruwd Alstul ten o'clo.-k lu t ho evuiilng ho uu nnuiicml his deiiarture. 'Mush go home,' said hit. 'lis.- 'isirluiit hlshness to home (Iwsl - hie gisnl even' Imi)sIi, Mush ti I) il iluef this iioiuiiiushun lleo bio- mwcht-roii 'li-cllimiluy. Whausr tnuiiur wti lime) I lie's n' rl'.' llo unhitched his siuiu, uud uf lor several futlln cRorts liuulni.l Into ti,e w-uguu nnd tlurtinl home Tint ilu-lln horses ki mv the W'uy, unii wl.rii he pulled them Into tin- ditch lu Ids ivenry t-nurls to lucreuse their tnnnl would iKiticntly climb back ii,o the risid Binlgoon. l'mally they wheeled Into his yurd and sliipin-d hy Iho kitchen dimr lloxcy promptly tumbhsl out ami eruwhsl Into the bouse, where ho oulh-d Ins wife Hhe had retired, but ruiuo out, coinllo In huuik "'M'rla', said lit-, gravely, steuilrinir him. elf by iholuUlo, 'was any yer folks ovur In prlshonl' 'W hy, no, John. Wlml Is the muucrl' llo wnvetl her Into sllouco. V . n - lu- -washer aiier hung!' "'.".0, Intleinl. lie was as iesec. " "Jew ever -Idc- M'rlu; low ovor do unv thlug wrong 'foro 1 hio 'font 1 married you I' Certainly not. w hy do you ask such questions I' '"M'rlu, I've lHn nominated for couutv sh'vuyur, 'n 'f you'vo oyer donu-hio done uy thlug w rong It'll all bo lu tho minora lu U' uorulu',"1 nmuso mo and I t.nik a lancy nun day to keep traok of iheiu for onu year. At the oiplrutlou of that time I dlseomrin! that tho dan, o "Maude" led tho The neit was "l.llllan," and thou they M'anintnnl olf Into the realms of llutlou. "lleulah," "Mlspah," "Itownna." nml the like, (kn'aslonally I found ono who assuuusl a commonplace tag. and 1 nolicml that such a one, as a rule, gen erally inado her way in the front. I wonder w hatomr IsH-uine of that long pun-esslon of inrrow ful-liniklug nreiit ures who tisml to con, o to my desk with great bundles uf manuscript and lm sem h mo to examine It and use It, at the sumo tlmo tolling mo of the sick children at homo who were famishing for bread, and who couldn't get any un til "this article" wan prtiitinl. At llrst I was soft-heurtisl and Usteuisl to t huso ap-als, but mou found that I had morn manuscript on hand than wo had not uuins tu tho pamr. Thnn I grow hanl heurttnl. I'or Instance, I would ask ono: "How many children have you?" If aim said more than two I asked their names. Then 1 would ask tint nature of their diseases nml sho would tell mo. I would tuke the story ami label It, "Katie measles." Then of tho ntut applicant the saino query. Then thn lulnd, "Johnny tho mumps," and then I would lay tint MSS. away In a pigeon hole and ovaslonally I would look tlioiu over and wonder how tho Invalid eorsi wero progressing. When I felt a llttto womanish In my heart I would select tho "disease" which 1 thought was most dangerous and tun IL And then 1 usml to watoh tho obituary column. Ilul I nnior aaw thn announcement of the death of any of thn starving ones whoso names, wero on thn parchment In my plgeou-holoa. Chicago Trlbuno. Tilt: railroads' pay-rolls tor Ibtk) w ill Is- nearly 7lMX(XH).ooo. Tilt, live New llngliuul States lust yonr built only sixteen miles uf rail mud. Tin: Northern I'aolllo nililoil two linn tired nnd ninety-four miles of trauk lo Its system In l.hyo. y Two iiiot-s.tNii two hundred train leave lmdoii ordinarily every twenty, four hours. IVnicfmo M-rvnnts nre ut u-tireo In Montreal that the women In mint f help are said to visit tin- jail Willi u view to engaging youup; women to work for tin-in ut th,. close of their torm of Imprisonment. t Tin: only onyx jnillslilng works lu thin country, located u Itutland, Vt., will bo reimivml to Missouri, ond eufujfo In preparing for market tho vast iuuntl. tlon of onyx mined Iu Crawfonl mill I'u. Ilikkl iHuilitics. ft l'